 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. Caller x4 Not gonna gel. Caller x4 You're just getting the energy right in the room, you know what I'm saying? We at WTF Media Studios, you know what I'm saying? That's exactly what Caller's gonna say. I love you, Tim. What the fuck is going on over here? What the fuck, Wax? Okay. I thought I said it. Nah, but we here this week, we back for another week of brilliant idiotness. It's nasty in New York. Actually, it's beautiful today. It's beautiful today. It's so beautiful today. Beautiful today, but I guess, you know, what show studios is that, is nuts. And I don't know where it is to be, I don't know how it is. I don't know. I just, y'all told me to be here. I'm like, all right. I live down the block, you work down the block. Makes sense. And we're doing it on Thursday. Yes. You know, usually we record on Wednesdays, we're at the studio, we're doing a Patreon episode for Flagrant. But Thursday, I'll take a nice little stroll to work. Word. You know what I mean? Wax is here too. You know what's so interesting? I'm at the house and it's raining and shit yesterday and lightning. And when you in the house, you really don't realize what's going on in the world. Yeah. And like, I disconnect after a certain time. So I wake up and I'm seeing people like, yo, y'all okay? Yeah. This is an emergency. I'm like, well, God damn. How far did they dig back on social media this time? What old tweet? What old audio came out this time? Like, God damn. But it was because of the weather. Yeah. And they like, yo, you going into work in the morning? I'm like, yeah. I drove into work fine, except when I got to the West Side Highway. Yeah, that was a wrap. Bro, it was a tree. A tree must have just fell. Yeah. In the car, do you see the white truck? Yeah, it was all, it was an accident. It was like a three car accident. So that's what made me realize that the tree must have just fell. The gym in my building was in like four feet of water. What? A whole storage unit flooded. All our shit. I had a little bit of flooding downstairs. Yeah. Listen, the earth tied to y'all shit. Okay, humans been knocking and now the earth is bucking. Do you know what? This is the thing about it though. Today is what? Objectively stunning. September 2nd, beautiful. It's the most beautiful day of summer. It's perfect weather. Tomorrow probably gonna be better, but. Maybe tomorrow is a little, but like this is the metaphor for life. Like it gets incredibly shitty, dark, fucked up. You think it can't get worse. And a few hours later, you could have the best day of your life. Hey, I'm gonna tell you something else. You're absolutely right. But guess what? One day, some apocalyptic shit is gonna happen for real. Cause I saw CNN saying apocalyptic scenes in New York. I'm like, knock it off. If this is apocalyptic, then what was New Orleans this week? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Well, one day it's gonna be some real apocalyptic shit. And we're all gonna be wiped out. And guess what? The sun gonna rise just like it is right now. It is. It is. And the animals gonna be out living a life, finally. I saw a video this morning. It was a rat swimming like in joint. Like the rat was like, I think the humans are gone. Yo, it was like, I was like, shit. But without us, they can't even survive. That's a damn lie. How did you know that? Keep telling yourself that lie. Yeah. Oh, we ain't cooking it. Yeah, exactly. Rats have been here longer than us. I don't know if that's true. That's a fact. Are you sure? Rats. What do you mean? Think all this shit that we grow and cook. Man, that's what you think. I don't know what rats eat. You know, back in the day, rats probably ate. Well, not so much berries and shit. They want pizza. Here's the thing. You should eat a human diet, dude. Here's the thing. Do you know the difference between rats and humans? What? Well, really, not much. They eat anything. Rats eat anything. That's right. They eat each other. Yeah. And we will too, after that last apocalyptic theme happened. I could probably eat a human. Oh, yes. I mean, I'd probably eat just your fingernails and toenails, but I'm not eating fingernails. I'm not eating fingernails. Nah, just right here. That thigh meat. Oh, yeah. You'll fuck that up. That'd be good. You'll fuck that up. I'll for sure. I'll probably go for the eyeballs and fingernails. Why would you eat the worst shit? You don't want to just have meat? You don't want to have like a hunk of meat? I can't see myself eating somebody's arm. All of this is gone, bro. These thighs and then buttocks. Bro, the buttocks. You think motherfuckers getting it. Y'all think trick daddy ought to eat booty. That's a ham. Wait till the apocalypse. That's all that's a ham. What? That's what a ham is, dude. That's right. Yeah, that's right, bro. We're going to eat it. Don't take it. Listen, when the apocalypse happens, it's going down. I'm telling y'all. When do you think the apocalypse is going to happen? Probably not in our lifetime. But I mean, I can see it happening in like our great grandkids lifetime. No, that's probably good. Right now, I believe it's going to get worse before it get better. I don't think it's getting better, bro. It's already better. It's beautiful today. Look at today. No. I'm talking about just the whole COVID and everything else going on. I think it's going to get a little worse. No, we're getting worse than that. It's going to be more disease than COVID. Wait till that goddamn permafrost. What do you call it? The permafrost shit start happening in the Glacier Star mountains. Stop watching this. And those viruses start coming up. Get out of here, bruh. Andrew? It's happened before. No. Like listen, we are the dinosaurs. No, no, explain what you're talking about because this is actually interesting. Oh, let me Google it. I don't want to. I'll explain. So basically, there's all these animals, right, that we know that are locked in the permafrost that are like locked in. Well, no, animals is first, right? We understand that they exist, right? They're frozen in time, right? We see it. OK, you sometimes just see it with fucking like wilder beasts and shit, not even wilder beasts. Woolly Mammoth or whatever like that, right? They're just locked in the glacier. Captain America. Captain America, et cetera. So what some people also believe is that there are viruses that are also locked in the ice, right? That's what we need to do. Yeah, so once the ice thaws out, those diseases and viruses could also exist. The permafrost pandemic. Nah, I don't buy it. The melting Arctic could release some deadly diseases. Yeah, but the glacier is already breaking off every single year. Like the ice has been melting for a minute. Nothing really bad happened. I don't know if it is or not. It is they made its way over here. It might be on some pigeon carrier shit, bro. It's coming. It's coming. I don't fuck with the what's it called, the like catastrophic thinking like that. Because it's so easy to think catastrophically, right? Like you could always say, yeah, at one time in the future, some crazy shit's going to happen and then you die before it happens and then nobody goes see you at home. Always be prepared. But here's the thing. We act like these things haven't happened before. In light of history, the earth has showed us that sometimes, you know, the life here nucks a little bit and they got a buck and get people to fuck out of here. Wait, why do you believe that? What do you mean? That those things happen. That's true. But the dinosaurs, dinosaurs existed at one point. You know what I mean? And not even just dinosaurs. We're we're alive now. And we see species going extinct for whatever reason. Yeah, species goes extinct. Yeah, we we are just a species. Well, do you think of dinosaurs would have taken a vaccine if it would have saved them? No, because according to the TV show, according to the TV show, no, no, no, no. I'll just say, bro, you don't think they were taking that vaccine? No, because according to Johnson Johnson, if you've seen the sitcom on dinosaurs, they were so irresponsible. That show is genius. You should really you should really watch it, bro. So not taking the vaccine is is that irresponsible? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, if it's something that could save your life. Because I mean, listen, if you're one of the people that believe the vaccine was manmade, which it probably is. I mean, the vaccine is manmade. OK, so the only thing that was made it. You got a lot of people that think it came from, you know, nature, like animals doing. Oh, yeah, the vaccine or the vaccine? The virus. OK. My bad. The virus. So if the virus is manmade, I don't think nothing holistic is going to be able to cure it or help you prevent prevent you from getting it. Like if it's a manmade disease, only a man made cure. So yes, in that case, take the goddamn vaccine. Yeah, I think it was manmade. 100 percent. I mean, listen, when Jon Stewart was on Corbett show, I never even heard of the Wuhan Respiratory Laboratory. But now if there's a Wuhan Respiratory Laboratory and it comes out a disease called the Wuhan Respiratory Disease or whatever the fuck is called, one plus one equals two in this equation. Yes, it does. So yes, if the disease is manmade, yeah, take a manmade cure for it. And you heard what happened? Like they had like they're not saying it's a cure for it. Just saying it's a prevention to fight it is a big band aid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, maybe. Sure. Maybe a little better than a band aid. A cast. Hey, maybe a cast will help you from breaking your arm again. But it won't stop your arm from maybe hurting him when you were walking in the rain. Fair enough. A pair of times for construction, some hard toes. Listen, I'm not an anti vaccinated by any means, but it is very is getting more and more difficult to convince people to take this back. Why? Why? Just because they see people getting the vaccine and still getting COVID, they see people still getting hospitalized. These two people still dying. You had two FDA, two high ranking officials in the FDA resigned this week because they say the Biden administration jumped the gun and fucking, you know, put the booster shots out there without their approval. It's like, really? You didn't see that? Did you see the booster? Well, what? You boosted it? No. OK, respect. Well, I already had COVID and I got the back. Respect. Respect for being irresponsible. The way I look at it is the vaccine is my booster. I had COVID, so I got the antibodies and now I got the vaccine on top of the antibody. So that's my third shot. Let's see what you're saying. Are people really getting the vaccine to prevent sickness that they get in the vaccine so they can do stuff? Go to dinner. That's the only reason I got it. I don't want to go to dinner. If it's a two shot minimum, you good. Exactly. If it's a two shot minimum, you get in here. No, for real, that's all I care about. I want to have a normal life. I don't want to go to dinner. I didn't go fucking by anything else. You just be honest. Anybody else act like, oh, my God, I want to be around this person. And they also think they act like they're doing it for other people. I'm doing this for everyone else. Say thank you. Yeah, yeah, I do actually make y'all say thank you. I mean, who is y'all? Y'all too. Y'all not back. Every time it is. You're not back. You're welcome, bro. I opened up the country for y'all. You're welcome. You like doing shit? I'm not an anti-vaxxer. Have you gotten back to it? I went three times and left. I went three times and left, bro. I'm not going to lie. I haven't said this. No, I went three times and left. I went three times and left, bro. Every time I get there, it's just like, bro, god damn, bro. It's like the panic attacks getting in. And it's always some weird shit. Like the first time I went. What are you worried is going to happen. Let me tell you what, I went. Me and my daughter, I take my 13-year-old daughter like two weeks ago, right? Yeah. So we go in. Oh, please, like, please, like. Listen, listen. So we go in. You find out you let her get back to not use shit or anything. No, no, no, no, no. OK, so we went in and, you know, they was like, yo, your daughter needs ID. I'm like, needs ID, she's 13. Why does she need ID? Right? She didn't have a driver license. But then it was like she had a passport. Ironically, my wife had sent off with her to renew her passport like a month prior, so they weren't in yet. And so we didn't, I didn't have her new passport. And then I literally looked down at my phone and this is the day that they announced, CDC is saying you got to have a boost. So in my mind, I'm like, sign, I ain't getting the fuck out of here. So we left. And then I'm like, I'm going to stick to my original plan. I'm going to get it when it's after April. I went after it was after April that weekend. I went there to the sitting in the doctor's office. They bring the consent form in, reading the consent form. The consent form still says it's only authorized for emergency use. So I'm like, ma'am, where's the updated consent form? Yes. And she's like, oh, we don't have him yet. She was like, but I can scratch it out in initial. And I'm like, nope. I'm not doing that. You wouldn't do that anywhere else. Yeah, if you were signing a TV deal or a radio deal or a contract to go on tour, you wouldn't do that. You wouldn't let the guy just scratch something out. You're like your lawyer or red line, but then they still got to send official documents back. Right. Yeah. So I go back that Saturday. They already assured me everything. And I told them, I said, I want to see the vaccine going to syringe. I want to see you with the goddamn syringe in it. Oh, by the way, they had it all set up for me. They had it set up for me. They had it in there. They had it. They put the syringe on in front of me. But then they gave me two forms. They gave me one form that had all the fact sheets, right? Saying this FDA approved everything else. But the consent form still said not authorized for emergency use. And I was like, well, what's up with the updated consent form? The guy said to me, you don't even have to sign a consent form. And I said, wait a minute. I don't even have to sign a consent form. We didn't even want this shit in my body. That don't even, I was like, so who's liable? I'm like, what if I leave here and say I didn't know what me and my daughter were taking? Like that, for a medical professional to say that to me. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, this don't seem right. Well, nobody's liable. What do you mean? You can't sue them, even if some shit fucked up happens to you. Even now that it's FDA approved? Even now that it's FDA approved. You sure? Yeah, because it's a, I think that's the deal with it, right? No. Because it's a global pandemic. No. It's like an act of God. No, it's FDA approved. No, it's not emergency use when it's emergency use. And it says all of that on the sheet. Emergency use, you can't sue. Oh, maybe that's why they don't want to get rid of the emergency use. Yeah, but even still, I can say anything because I didn't sign a consent. You don't even know what I took. Yeah. So why would a doctor want to do that? Like why would a doctor not want me to sign some type of consent form? Well, if they can't be sued, they don't care. The consent form is to protect them from a lawsuit. Yeah, that's the only thing they won't know. I don't know what it is, but yeah, that's my story. Well, now when you get it, it's going to fuck you up because God gave you three times to get it where it was good. And you said no all three times. So now guys like, all right, this is going to happen to you. Guaranteed. The only thing I can listen to is my discernment. And like I said, I'm not an anti-vaxxer. I'm probably going to end up getting the vaccine. It's just that I was scared to death. You're going to get the vaccine. It's going to turn you white. That's just going to happen. And I can't wait. It's going to be so funny. Like immediately your big man's going to start going away. You're going to turn it to a fucking white man. It's going to be great. I love it. This is hilarious. Yes. But I have been like, you know, I'm like, I don't see the need. I don't see the reason not to get it because my mind really says, I think this is a man made disease. Yeah, it is a man made disease. And you got to go get the man made cure. What is it actually doing is you're putting in you to build your immune system is not actually there to like cure anything. I don't care how much CMOS you take if somebody poisons you, your immune system can't fight it. All right. So you want to die anyway. I don't care if you put the vaccine, you're going to still die. It's not saying it's going to prevent anything. It's putting a fucking band-aid on it. You still know what I'm like, no, put it like this. It's you can still get shot. It's like lifting weights. Like if you take steroids, it's going to be easier for you to build muscle and lift more weights. So the vaccine side effects. That's a whiskey at all. Yeah. This is side effects of the steroid. You look great. No, you look great. You get more business. You look great. Get more bitches. You start going. Yeah. And this is beating COVID using a B word in 2021. Yes, a lot of people. I use it a lot. I love it. You never use it? No, I know I do. Really? I think you said beating people up. Oh, no, no, bitches. We were talking about it. You really just stopped using that word? Yeah, I say that. I got two daughters. 100%? Yeah, nobody says that. Wait, how many daughters do you have? Three. I can't wait till you have a daughter. Why? The same way you can't wait for me to get the vaccine, I can't wait till you have a daughter. He's going to turn it into a pro woman. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, damn it. Hello. Y'all didn't know that I'm doing this. I flip flop, bro. That's right. That's right. He's over here. Andrew and tell it impact Andrew. 100%. He's going to give the fuck about the rest of the world. Exactly, exactly, bro. Watch I go down to my basement, see all my shit fucked up. I'm like, yo, climate change is real, real. Climate change is real. We need to start taking this shit serious, OK? We need to start listening to these bitches. I mean, ladies, talk about the climate being so fucked up. Hilarious, hilarious. But yeah, like I said, I'm not anti-vax. No, I'm just. Just make it make more sense. It makes a lot of sense to me now. When you do research and like step back and like actually talk to doctors and different stuff. And plus, I just really feel like this is a manmade disease. And I think a manmade disease is going to need manmade prevention. Listen, have you guys ever got an eight out? Yeah. You ever got an eight out, Wex? I don't know if you call it eating out, but. It's definitely called eating out. Have you ever, have you ever gotten your ass licked? Yeah. But that's not like. Yeah, you got it out. It's not eating out. Did the girl spread your thighs like that and then like. Did she spread that meat we're going to eat in the apocalypse? No, no, no, it's not like you can't eat out. Eating out is different. What you mean? Eating out was like going out to eat. Have you ever ate a girl out? Yeah, my girl. How do you eat her out? Going on in a lick, right? But you eat out. Like you eating something inside, but. And she and whoever and whoever put their tongue in your ass. And I put it in my ass, so I'm trying to say. What do they got? What, they licked your cheeks? I don't know. Just licked. Then just nobody just licks the outside of a tooth. Nobody is putting their tongue in my ass. Then I'll make it really hard. Did she lick inside the cheeks? Yeah, but not inside my ass. You got it out, bro. Yeah, you got it out. I put like this. You got it out. So if they, you're a guy, I got to eat now. Are you still a virgin? You put your meat on just on a vagina like this. We're not talking about me. We're talking about the tongue. Just the tip. Just the tip is sex. Have you ever put your tongue in a vagina hole? Inside the whole, yeah. And have you ever licked outside of the hole, like just around the walls and everything else? That woman can still say you ate her out. You got it out, it's okay. You got it out. You licked her pussy, you didn't eat her out. Man, I got it out, bro. But I didn't get it out. No, you got it out. What's wrong with why you ate her out? I was putting your tongue inside. You never had a tongue inside your butthole? No. I've had a tongue inside my butthole. A sharp tongue, yeah. It was like, you know, like, you know, like the T1000 when he turns his hand into like that pointy thing? Yeah. I feel like that's what she did with her tongue and then she just kind of like penetrated my butthole a little bit. Great. You sure that was a tongue? You sure it was a tongue? Maybe it was something else. Maybe it was a finger or something like that. I've never had a finger in me, but they've tried. But I don't believe in the finger. But if the tongue can get in there a little bit, then God bless you. It's amazing how messaging is really the most important thing because, but it should be the action, right? Because if you're so upset about the wording of something like, oh, man, ain't no girl ever ate me out. They licked my ass. What's the difference? What's the difference? Yeah, you got it out. It's like going out to eat and being at home to eat. I know it's not. And making dinner at home and going out to eat. No, it is not. This is it. This is it. Going out to eat is just licking the ass. No, it's not. Putting your tongue in the ass is going out to eat. No, that's like saying going out to eat and being out to eat. It's the same shit. It's the same thing. Yes, it is. Licking the ass eat. You been on all fours and got to eat now? No, that's what I'm saying. That's going out. You going out. You going out your way to do shit. Have you been on all fours and got to eat now? No. That's what I'm saying. So you on your back and got to eat and eat. That's a problem, man. With your legs up. Yes. Yeah, like a fucking toddler. Just go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. That's a mistake. Like you just went into the ball, so you just sit down a little bit. I don't act like it's nothing. That's what you do. Wait, go up out, go up out, go up out, go up out. Right, that right there, Taylor. That one right there. Who is that? Nicky? No, Nicky. Is that Nicky? That's why. Yeah, that one right there. Wow. You never did that? No, you ain't never got to eat now unless you did that. On your elbows. That's what I'm saying. You never been on your elbows. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Knees and elbows. This is going out your way. When I say you got eaten, have you ever been on your knees and elbows? Just got your ass lit. By the way, that's a position for women. And the reason that's a position for women, because when a woman is like, a woman is like that, you could do so much back there. Yeah. Guys don't really got all that. No, if you're on your knees and elbows and a girl just blows in your asshole like a snapper bottle and then just makes a little sound come out. You never had that happen? That's way too loose of a sound come out. Or she's really good at blowing. Not too much of a sound. Just a little. That's like open. Ooh, it's like that. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. It's like that. Ooh. If you're on your knees, ooh. You never had to go down there and just like go hard? No, that's kind of wild. Right there. That's wild. That's you. That's wild. That's wild. That's wild. Only wild. That's out of control. Why is that out of control, man? He looks in control? That's wild. You ready? That's wild. I don't know why people are like, stop kink shaming. It's a horrible decision. Why is it kinky? You got to do it like it's a mistake. You got to just do it like you, you know what I'm saying? Down, just sucking your balls. You just, you know what I'm saying? Scoot down a little bit. Let her do her thing. So you like getting it out. Like you over here like this? Wait a minute. You like getting it out? Nah, you're not going ahead throwing your fucking legs back up in here. You like getting it out? You just gave a whole tutorial on how to get it done? Yo, if you just want to chill and do it, you're in control. Turn it around. She might look at you. What the fuck do you do? No, on your elbows. That's funny. And get your phone in your hand like that. You want to be comfortable. You could be on your phone. You could be on your phone. Just texting. I just, I look stupid doing it. You see what I'm saying? You look stupid doing it. You look stupid doing it. That's crazy. That's wild, boy. I look stupid doing it. I look stupid doing it. Imagine waxing Timber. I just wanted to be in an accident. I just wanted to be in an accident. And now we do want you to be accident on purpose, right? Come on. You got to eat us out like, oops. Like you got to take a long leg, eat us out. The human brain is amazing, bro. The human brain is amazing because at the end of the day, if you want something, just get it done. Like why do you have to convince yourself either with wording or a certain action? I want it to be an accident. If you like it, just get it done. You like it and penetrate it? No. But wait, are you sure? Positive. But on this podcast you say you've been penetrated. I don't mean I like it. What are you talking about? Where was I? I never said I liked it. We was talking in conversations. Okay. What do you mean? Out of this world. What is penetration? Fingers, fingers, fingers in the booty hole. Penetration. Fingers broke. What? I don't even... I don't even think... Wait, wait, wait. What did you just say? I got to grease my ass to fart. How the fuck did somebody put it? You had to grease your ass to fart? Hold on. Hold on. How do you grease it? That's what I'm saying. How do you grease it? I'm just saying. How do you grease it? That's what I'm saying. Vaseline, are you fingering yourself just to fart? No, I'm just saying. No, hold on. It is that tight. I got to grease my ass to fart. That's what I'm just saying. I'm just saying. We know you said it. We know you said it. I don't even know now what it means. Is that what it means? No. This is just describing what you need. So you grease your ass to fart? I'm just saying. That's how I tighten my shit out. You don't got to make any excuses with your boys, man. If you want to grease your ass for whatever reason, wax that is your business. I am not a kick shamer. Okay? I think whatever people do in the bedroom is their business. If you want to get aid out, fine. If you want a girl to put her finger back there, fine. If you want to grease your ass for whatever reason, fine. What do you always say? Put the ass on Vaseline. You don't practice bad habits, right? No. Remember, Vaseline, put your ass on in front of the air conditioner. Remember, you always say he would do that? No. The icy hot. The icy hot. Is that, are you greasing your ass like that? No way. I didn't put the icy hot in my ass. It's just, I just said it. Just like, that's how I tighten my ass. It's like, nothing ever been in and out, but shit. You are turning on some men right now. There are some men out there right now that are so turned on. They've been waiting to hear that. They've been watching this podcast, like, he got a tight butthole. Now it has been confirmed. There's going to be a whole ready thread about how tight your butthole possibly is. Okay? I don't know why. Jesus Christ. What's tight her waxes butthole or his pants he wears every week? Jesus Christ. So you can't take these shit off? Good. That is interesting though. Bragging about how tight your butthole is. Bragging about how tight your butthole is, you think as a straight dude, it makes you more straight, but it probably turns on the gay dudes. I guess, yeah. Because women brag about how tight gay pool pool is. And we're like, oh God. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So you're out here kind of flirting after you said you like to get ate out. Like I said, I never went out my way to bend over and never went out my way to do something so I never got ate out. Definitely happened. You got ate out. If I was home and I seen, I played the food there. You got ate out. I might have ate the food that was there. You got ate out. This sound like there's a young lady that never mind. Come on. No. Remember when that girl showed me that picture of you? I know it was a lie. And you was down there with the hat on backwards. You know what I'm saying? And you was lying to me about how you didn't munch. And she showed me you munching. There's a picture? Yes. And he was like, I just gave it a couple licks. Same difference. Same way that woman can claim you ate her out. You got ate out. She never told him that. We never even had camera phones back then. If it was, it was a Polaroid picture. You think I'm gonna really let her Polaroid me like this? It's like ching ching. If she told this story on her podcast. If she told this story on her podcast, she still got that picture, bro. She still got the picture? She still got that picture, bro. What's the podcast? What's the podcast? I don't want to say. Does it rhyme with Ram Wham? Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Call it. Try doing something good around it so he don't cut it. Look at the time. Can we talk about how amazing this Drake rollout is? Yeah. Let's do it. Not just Drake though. What? Kanye's rollout was amazing too. No. y'all are bugging. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why Kanye's Rollout was amazing. No way. I'll tell you why. Kanye, by the way, before we get talking about the album, let's just talk about Kanye's Rollout. And I said this before, the Rollout was incredible for a few reasons. Number one, it was named after his mom, right? So if you're putting out an album as an honor of your mother who's deceased, your mother, even if she was alive, you know, you would want to, you want it to be the best it could be musically. And you want to raise the most awareness around it as possible, right? He did that. He did those two listening parties at the Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta. Why is that significant? Because he was born in Atlanta, right? Then he did one in Chicago. Why is that significant? Because he was raised in Chicago, you know what I mean? And he built his mom's childhood home in Chicago. Those listening sessions alone built so much anticipation for the Donda album because this album was not in the conversation for anticipated albums of the year, bro. And now, for the past three weeks, we've been talking about it in reference to CLB, which has absolutely been one of the most anticipated albums for the past couple of years. So Kanye, with his Rollout, doing those listening sessions, put himself in that conversation. And I mean, damn, even though I think the album is lackluster, it's about to, what, do 350,000 this week and he's breaking all type of streaming records and everything else. So that shit worked. Rollouts matter. I'm just happy that Rollouts are back. J. Cole had a nice little Rollout earlier this year. But what Drake and Kanye are doing right now, I think it's incredible. I like, okay. So positives are, I like the fact that they found a way to get people excited about a whole album. I thought we were done with albums, right? And I thought it was just like, release a song every month for the whole year and just get people hyped about the song, just making about the single because that's what really is. The fact that there was competition between Drake and Kanye, I thought that they were in cahoots because that really bolstered the interest. You got the audio, that really bolstered the interest in both of their albums because we're like, okay, well now I'm going to compare one to the other. This is going to be fine. Now, I'm going to listen to Drake's, even if I don't like Drake, just to make sure as a Kanye fan that Kanye's was better than Drake. So now you've got your haters also listen to your music and vice versa, right? My only issue with the Kanye thing is like, for me, it lost momentum. It was like, keep on pushing it back. I was like, oh, after the first one, that's kind of cool. Second one, all right, less people there. Durban Chicago, I was like, I don't even care if the album's out. And then I listened to it and I was like, all right, this is kind of fine. Maybe a couple songs. The streaming numbers are cool, but at the same time, like you can gain streaming by doing more songs because it's just total streams, right? So it's like, you put 26 songs, you essentially put out two albums, you divided streams by two, and now it's just regular streaming numbers for an album. So there's ways to get around this system. He definitely didn't lose momentum though. I mean, Kanye literally owned the conversation for the past two weeks from hip hop news to regular pop coaching news. The Chicago one was probably the most talked about. Not in my circles, I'll be honest. Because he bought out Marilyn Manson because he bought out the baby. You know what I mean? Like it was just all of this different controversy. People didn't know whether he took Jay-Z off the album or not. My girl didn't even know he'd released an album. And this is what happens when we're in our little ecosystems. Like shit is so popular, right? Like this is the little baby effect that we were talking about. Like if you're a hip hop fan, you think a little baby's the biggest thing in the genre, but the casuals don't know who little baby is. Kanye's not casual though. No, no, no. Kanye's not. Kanye's not. But like my girl didn't even know he was dropping an album. So like clearly it's not resonating outside of a certain thing. What you were saying about like he built up, he became one of the most coveted releases. Anticipated albums. It's like anytime Kanye drops is anticipating. Like I don't think he got to put himself in a conversation with Kanye. He drops a sneaker. People go crazy like an album. But his last few albums haven't done that. Yeah, he didn't do that. Jesus King didn't really do that. Even though they, I think both of them debuted at number one, they came and went. They were like farce, bro. You know what I mean? Well, we don't know if this is going to leave. I bet I don't think CLB is going to come out and push this shit out of the fucking stratosphere. Like it depends on Drake. It depends on Drake. And I'll tell you why it depends on Drake. Because it depends on the music. I think the only reason Kanye's album now, even though people are still talking about it this week, the only reason it's lost momentum is because the conversation has shifted to the music is lackluster. You know what I mean? What's the song? Like what's the one that you're like, oh my god, this is straight fire? My favorite song on the album is Jesus is Lord. The version with the locks and J Electronica. And it's actually 11 minutes long on the album. I just think for me, Kanye's it's an hour and 48 minutes. It's too long. And it's just lackluster. Lack some seasoning. You know what Kanye's album reminds me of? It reminds me of those people that make those big cakes. I could literally make a cake that looks like wax. And it would be so detailed. No taste. No taste. You know what I mean? It's just okay. You eat it and you're like, I mean, it looks good. The presentation was great. That's great. You know what I mean? The presentation looks great. The presentation was great. But it's okay. It's just cool. It's just very lackluster to me. I don't know. Glasses Malone had a good point. Glasses Malone said it doesn't have any culture to it. It's no seasoning. Who is he speaking to? What is the ethos? What is the message? Put it out for everybody though. Again, I don't know what Drake's talking about, but I like the branding. Certified Loverboy. He is a bachelor. He's single. He's out here in the world. Is he dating this girl? Is he dating that girl? What's going on? Calling yourself a certified lover boy and you got like the art even leans into it? Like, oh, maybe it's pregnancy season. Some girls got to get knocked up or girls are gonna get knocked up. Listen, it's like, there's a vibe. There's an energy. There's a movement to the album and to the Kanye thing. It was just like, I'm extravagant. Like, look how extravagant I can be with these things. Listen to me. Just listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Like, what's the ethos? What do you have to say? Like, I always think about it with like comedy about with anything. Like, what is the message? And what are you doing? It's all over the place, which is fine. You know what I mean? But it's like for every platform, yeah, you want to do. Yeah. And Drake, the album cover, that's genius. You know what I mean? And maybe we throw the word genius around. Yeah, I thought the album was fine. But I'm gonna tell you why I thought the cover was good. Yeah, why was it? Because Kanye didn't even have a cover. Kanye is just black, right? It's just a black square. But Drake is like, I'm gonna just give you all these 13 emojis. We don't know what that shit mean. You know what I mean? Like, and it's almost like it reminds me of what he did with if you're reading this too late because you saw that cover and you like, what is this basic ass shit? But then it became like an amazing meme all over social media because everybody used that fun to say different things. It seems like it's the same thing with this. Lil Nas X used it. I saw Michelle Obama's, we all vote, you know, team used it. Like, I see different people using it. So it's just like, that keeps the conversation going. It's also even like little things Drake is doing that's just like the billboards. The billboards are amazing. Now, the billboard is definitely a one up to Kanye. And I tell you why. Kanye got mad features on his album. He ain't even let y'all perform at the listening party. The baby did. And he didn't even put the names on the song. He didn't even put the names on the song. Which is disrespectful. I saw it on the album. I'm like, what are the features? Cause I'm looking for the 5io one, the off the grid. And I was like, all right, which one is it? And which was fire. His verse on that shit was fire. He killed it. Oh my God. He killed it. 5io showed up. Roddy Rich showed up. I'm gonna give me his records on there. I really like it's like, J showed up obviously. J definitely showed up. It's like six, seven songs. I really like, but God damn, can you show your people that's featured more love? A little bit of love. Why is it always gotta be about you? But if, imagine this. So you said there's like six songs, right? Imagine it was a 12 song album. That's what I had for that shit. Go. There's a great album inside that. I went 48 minutes. But you want to gain the streaming numbers so you could get those fucking accolades instead of put out the project that is absolutely fire. As a matter of fact, I hope Drake shit is short. I hope Drake shit is like 12 songs. Everyone is just a fucking haymaker. And that is going to be the biggest fuck you. Yeah. I mean, what day do it come out? Friday. Friday. Yeah. The best day of the year. Tonight. Actually, if we, if we drop this podcast at Thursday, because Andrew didn't say too much while shit. It'll be out by the time you hear this. But yeah, I mean, it really all boils down to the music because another thing that Drake did that's super smart. Drake has been in competition with Drake for a long time. You know what I'm saying? Whenever guys like Kendrick didn't take a step back and don't put out music, Cole puts out music. But I think it's pretty safe to say, it's a back and forth for the past 10 years of who's one and two Drake and Kendrick. I think it's safe to say that, right? In terms of like the best lyricists or like the most successful artists? I think lyricists impact like just who's... Nobody's even coming close to Drake. Like, I'm sorry. We say that, but then we have like... You guys are so close, right? So you probably are judging different things, like, you know, bars, impact, culturally, all that kind of stuff. Just from the outside, like, honestly, you can't put anybody in Drake's strategy. That's not true. And I'll tell you why, because whenever Kendrick drops... Bieber. You could put Bieber there like that. Like that's who you're comparing him to. Whenever Kendrick drops commercially and critically, he runs shit. Kendrick is on the front of the big magazines. Kendrick gets all the Grammys. Kendrick is fire. Kendrick is like next level. It's unbelievable. Don't get me wrong, right? He's unbelievable. And like, true artists about it. Like, you're looking at the guy like, wow, this guy really is obsessed with the art. It's really cool to see that, right? Big dog. That being said, he's not penetrating the casuals in the way that Drake is. Like, the white girls that are in their 20s are not fucking with Kendrick in the way that they're fucking with Drake. I don't know, bro. Kendrick shows be crazy. Kendrick shows literally be like very diverse crowds, just like Drake shows. I mean, yeah, if all top rappers are diverse crowds. Yeah, Kendrick, I think we don't give Kendrick enough credit because he's not on the scene as much. Yeah, he takes too many breaks. He takes a long... It's kind of like out of sight, out of mind. But when you think about when he's out, he shifts culture. Yeah. Like Kendrick owns shit when he's out. Put it this way. It's like, what's that, JL Balvin or whatever? Is that the name of the artist? The Spanish are JL Balvin. No, that's not his name. JL Balvin. J Balvin. J Balvin. Yeah, I don't know fucking... Come on, bro. I'm not listening to music. My point is like, he's on a different level. The way that his tickets were moving and all those types of things, like he's on that super, super, super star status within that community, right? I feel like that's what Drake is doing. And I feel like there's probably another artist that exists within that kind of Spanish rap genre who is... Bad Bunny. Okay, so maybe Bad Bunny is the... I think Bad Bunny might be bigger, right? Yeah, because I don't even know that guy. So the vice versa. I'm just trying to put it into another type of music where it's just like, Drake is... Drake is... Listen, bro, Drake is huge, but all I'm saying is there's nothing... There's nothing Kendrick... When Kendrick drops, there's nothing Drake is doing now that Kendrick won't be doing commercially. Like literally, all the same late night talk shows if they choose to, all the same magazine covers if they choose to, same type of venues if they choose to. Kendrick is a big deal, bro. No, no, I'm not saying he's not. I'm just saying there are levels. And I think that Drake is on another level. More consistent. That's all. It's all it is. He's more consistent musically, but Kendrick got mad Grammys. Kendrick literally shifts culture when he comes out, not even just on some rap shit, on some music shit. Right, right, right. I mean, listen, there's no doubt. I'm not saying... I'm curious what Kendrick would think. Like, I'm curious if we ask Kendrick and we're like, hey, who do you just think is... He told you last week. Now he said, I'm nicer. No, he said, I'm top five. And he said, matter of fact, I'm that guy. And then baby Keem says, number two keeps texting my itch. I don't even ask why it keeps DMing my itch. We know who the sniper is out here. Who's that? DMing everybody's girl. The certified lover boy. You think? So he's letting you know who he thinks is number two. You know what I'm saying? He's letting you know who he thinks is number two. That's why I love that Drake called Jay-Z the goat. Because that's... Yeah, but like, of course he is, but that's his way of saying like, I'm not even competing with the Coles, the Kendricks and them. Like, my guy is Jay-Z. He said that. No, he said it was a song that I heard. But Kendrick is going, I'm better than that guy that people think might be better than me. Drake is going, I'm not even mentioning these motherfuckers. Like, I'm talking about a legacy. Like, I put me in the conversation with them. Yeah, Drake said that. He said, I forgot it's a song that was on one of the certified Loveboy leaks. He said that. He said it's like me and then it's Jay. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know if I agree with that assessment. What do you think of that thing that leaked with Kanye talking about? It's reinforcing his certified Loveboy's daddy. It's just great. He was like, yo, Kim is out here fucking... I mean, Drake is out here fucking all Kim's friends. He's the greatest bachelor in the world. It lives four blocks away from my wife. She's out here fucking all her friends. And then it goes right into the music. You guys haven't heard this? Oh my God. It's fucking wonderful. That's great. Drake is a wild boy. That's one thing I do appreciate about Drake. He really is like a rap superstar. Like... But that's messaging. Like we were saying, that's like messaging. There's an ethos. There's a premise and it's driving it in. And then you tap into that album. It's like an action movie. When you go listen to watch Fast and Furious, you go, I know what I'm going here for. I'm going here for action. So when you go into that Kanye album, I didn't know as I was expecting. I hear some like hard bars, some street shit, but then there's no curses. But then all of a sudden there's Jesus stuff. Like it's all over the place. There's some really terrible bars on that Kanye. Like what? Like what? That one where he goes, they say Adam couldn't have been black. Because Adam, because black people don't give up, they ribs. Ribs. Ribs. Like what the fuck? And then you put the echo on it. That shit was hard. I like Jesus. Kanye is mediocre at rap. He's amazing. We know that, though. I like that part. All right. We know that. I'm glad people are acknowledged. He make good music, though. I mean, the difference. One thing I say about Drake too, Drake is very smart because Drake took the conversation off it being Drake versus Drake. Because that's literally what people keep saying. We're waiting on like a universal undeniable classic album from Drake. Like at this point, Drake's only competing with himself. Right? Right? To your point, competing with himself. And I guess the other legendary artists out there. Right? But now, Drake can drop tomorrow. All CLB gotta do at this point is be better than fucking Kanye's up. And how do we define better? Is it more streams? Because Kanye put a whole encyclopedia of fucking songs on there. It's just music. We don't care about the streams. We know Drake gonna kill it with that. Drake is going, whatever Kanye did, Drake's gonna triple that. But he might not, in total streams, if he puts out way less song. Easily. Let's see. I don't know. Oh no, you know what? You're right. By the way, I don't even know how that shit works no more because I was actually having a conversation with somebody about that this week. Because Kanye got, what, 28 songs on there. But them shit is like four minutes apiece. I thought people made shorter songs on purpose. Which Drake could do? Drake could have an album that's 12 songs, but they're only like two minutes, 50 seconds. And then you replay it a bunch. You keep replaying that shit over and over. But Kanye got 26 songs, right? So if you listen to the album all the way through, that's like listening to Drake's album twice if Drake got 13 songs on there. I don't know how that shit works, bro. But that's what they're doing to gain the system. So when you go, oh, the most streamed artist this year was Lil Baby or the most streamed artist this year was somebody else. You're like, oh my god, I guess he's the most listened to. But then you realize he put out four albums. You're like, oh, if you divide that by four, maybe Justin Bieber is more. He only put out one album every two years. He still got more streams. So there's ways to gain the system. And we got to find new metrics to decide who's the most popular. I think for this is just music. I think it's going to come down to people's ears. Like seriously, what was the better project? Because that's what it really always boils down to. We're talking about music here. The reason we anticipate Kanye still all these years into the game is because he's literally gave us five classics back to back to back to back to back. What Kanye did with music is what guys like Chappelle did with comedy. What Chris Rock did with comedy. No matter what they do, Chappelle can put five minutes on YouTube right now you're running to it. Because of what he's done. Yes, yes, yes. And it's the same thing with Drake. Same thing with Kanye. We're going to always check for them because of music. Same thing with a guy like Kendrick. It's about the music. Okay, so you know how they're saying that that might be the intro to the album? Kanye talking about how he's a certified lover. He's the certified bachelor. He's the best whatever. Drake being the best bachelor in the world and lives down the street from his wife. I don't think he starts the album with that. And if he does, I think that that's a mistake. Because it ties his album into Kanye, right? It makes the album a little bit about Kanye. It makes it about the competition. And now it's not about, it's good to drive initially, but then forever it's set in stone, right? That this album is a fuck you to Kanye. Nah, the fuck you to Kanye can be a couple lines, one or two bars, et cetera. It's still got to be a Drake project about Drake being a certified lover boy. Not a little petty beef with some person that you think that you're beyond. I think that would be a mistake if he did that. I think that they both, you said he thinks he's beyond. I don't know if he thinks he's beyond. I just think it's a, I mean, I'm just sitting back backseat driving here, but it just looks like they both are kind of envious of each other. Because I think Kanye wants what Drake has right now. Like Drake for the past 10 years has been that guy. The way Kanye was that guy at one point. You know what I mean? But I think Kanye wants that, he wants that relevant culture musically. He's got it in other areas, but I still think he wants to be that guy musically. And I think Drake maybe in a lot of ways still wants to have that artistic love that that Kanye gets. You know what I mean? Because we can sit here and have conversations about Kanye having five certified classic albums. We know that. We at least know, to me, college dropout, late registration, graduation, 808 heartbreak, my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. That first five is like certified. With Drake, you have discussions on, does he have a classic? Doesn't he? A lot of these younger kids, they say that they think so far gone is a classic. I would probably agree with that. I hear if your reading this is too late and take care. A lot of the younger generation says it's classic. So I don't know. I just think that they both have things that each other wants. You know what I mean? And I think they might see a lot of themselves and each other. Like Kanye is envious of Drake's social ability, his ability to kind of build friendships, communicate with people, communicate with women, all his white friends, et cetera. And Drake might just be hurt because Kanye is like, hey, bro, I look up to you. Like you was an inspiration for so long. We saw more sneakers. Yeah. Why is it this? Or maybe Drake is envious of Kanye's artistic ability with the production of the music. Kanye has looked at as a real innovator and artist musically. And maybe Drake isn't looked at as an innovator and artist musically, as a rapper maybe, but the actual music. That's what it is. Even though you may say, yo, Kanye lost the step, whatever, whatever, we still don't question what he did. Is capable of. People still question Drake. They question his pen because of the ghost writing stuff, yada, yada, yada. Even though it shouldn't matter. Yeah. He's such a shame. Yo, listen, he's one of the greatest hip hop artists to ever live. Yeah. And probably one of the greatest artists at this point. You know what I mean? I think so. Yeah. I would, the 10-year run is unprecedented, you know? But I just think it's like. It's so hard for me to put a rapper in the greatest musician or artist category. Because I'm saying- Not musician. Yeah, like- Well, maybe, well, Kanye doesn't, he plays, I don't, he plays. I guess production is- Production is music. I'm just saying, I'm thinking of Michael Jackson dancing, singing like Chris Brown. Doing like Chris Brown. I'm thinking like they're doing so many other things in the performance and a rap is bars and you got to make music that people feel and they relate to. But at the same time, I don't know. It's very rare to be a rapper and get mentioned on that level. It's super, super rare. Like very rare. Because you're limited in what you could do. Like I'm comparing you to Mike. Mike is singing. Yeah. So what is great- Dancing. Dancing like Michael Jackson. Say again. When Drake was dancing like Michael Jackson. He'd be the greatest ever, dawg. He'd be the greatest ever. He'd be the greatest ever. If Drake could dance like Michael Jackson, he's been holding it back the whole time and then all of a sudden dropped it on this album. But that's why Drake and Kanye, to me, got to be in those conversations because they've always like, they've always like bended the genre of hip-hop. You know what I mean? They've always like scratched it. Like they do things outside of- They take all of these hip-hop elements and they keep it so authentically hip-hop but they do it in so many other genres of music, if that makes sense. Like I mean, damn, Kanye had a number one gospel album. You know what I'm saying? Like Drake does everything from dance all to the R&B. Like he's done a little bit of everything. That's why you got some people like Glasses. Glasses will say he's pop. He won't even make hip-hop. But to me, I look at Drake. I've never looked at Drake and said, okay, he's not a rapper. I actually said I hate one of these things, but it's still hip-hop. I think pop is not a category. I think it's a level of success. That's all it is. Right, like country could be pop. Yeah, like once you're in the pop genre, it's basically like, not who's the best artist, but who's the most successful. So it could be country with some Taylor Swift shit. It could be rap with Drake. It could be, I guess, R&B is what Bieber's doing. There was a pop sound at one point. From who? Like, you know, all that, ooh, baby, baby, that shit I was doing on stage. Boy, baby, bring me there. That was a sound. Yeah, that was good. It was a pop sound. Nah, you're right. You know what I mean? You're right, though. It was trash. It's almost better. Nah, nah, nah, nah. That what? What? It's just slap. It's all that shit. New kids on the block hanging tough, you know what I mean? Britney's bitchin'. Britney didn't go hard. I'm not going to act like the pop shit didn't slap, bro. No, Britney went hard. I'm on one direction. Best song ever. One direction, steal my girl. I sing out loud on the treadmill still. Yes, phenomenal. I was listening to, I was riding with my My daughter is taking her to Chile in practice and I had her listening to this old song by Black Men United called You Will Know because it's like one of my favorite songs. And then I listened to Olivia Rodrigo because she likes her. Oh, yes. That's female school shooter music. That one song slaps, bro. What's that song called? We never had one yet though. But she's thinking about the guy going to therapy. Yeah. Good for you. Yo, but how much of a hater is she? The guy has moved on, got a new girl, right? And then she's like, good for you. Happy healthy. Oh, you went to therapy, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you in therapy. You feel better. Now she gets all the benefits. Like she is a hater. That's women though. Not just women. That's men. Are you calling them women now? No, no. That's all of us because it's like I introduced you to that. And don't you forget it. Yep. You know what I mean? I made your life better. Why aren't you happy with this man's emotional growth? Why can't he emotionally grow? He emotionally grew out of you. Because we're humans. But he liked you when he was in a toxic state. And then he got better and realized he could do better. Right? Like he went beyond you. You helped clear his shit up. And then he realized, why am I with this chick? Let's move it on. That's why a lot of girls never want you to grow. Because they're like, man, he grow and get better. He going to leave me. Exactly. He got healed and made him better. Go for you. He got healed and he grew and he prayed for God to take negativity out of his life. And then God answered. Good for you. You're happy and healthy. That shit. Not me. What is it? Nothing you would ever ask. Yo, this girl is a hater, bro. Let's put it up. But I mean that sincerely with the female school shooter music. Like when dudes feel that way, they shoot up a school, but when girls are upset like this, they just make these amazing albums that we all listen to. That's the Adele shit too. Remember Adele got broken up with? Adele shit slap. And they made a classic banger. Adele shit slap. What was the name of that song? What's the name of that song? Good for you. Amy Winehouse. You're right. Amy Winehouse slap. Got a gun. I guess you moved on really easily. You found a new girl and it only took a couple of weeks. No, she got every right to be mad. Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world and good for you. I guess that you've been working on yourself. I guess that therapist I found for you. She really helped. Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl. That shit is worth it. That shit is worth it. And that's a pop song. That shit slaps. He's a lead. 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We got to figure out what we're going to do for Vegas. I mean, now that we know Wax Breeze and his butthole, I'm sure you can have something else playing in Vegas. I'm just acknowledging that went wrong. What is an acknowledging? I think we got to get Charlemagne singing Olivia Rodrigo, man. I got to learn the words. I'll tell you something. I killed that one direction best song ever, though. Destroy it. Hey, y'all heard it here. Hey, y'all heard it here. Maybe it's the way she walked. That's all you get for now, man. You sound different in the shower, bro. Who does? Anybody. Yeah, it does sound different when you're in the headphones. You can't hear yourself. That sounds fire, bro. I'm amazing at singing. I'm like, why am I even doing comedy? I need to be singing. When the tour started back, you went to Paris, man. I went to Paris for a little minute. But yeah, we're back this next weekend. We're OKC. Then we're going to Detroit, Milwaukee. This weekend. Labor Day weekend. Is it Labor Day weekend this weekend? Yeah. I'm in OKC this weekend. And then the following weekend, we're going to be in Detroit. We're going to be in Milwaukee. Then we got San Diego for two shows. And then we're filming the special out there in Austin. That's what I'm like. When is it? What day is that? Austin's going to be Sunday and Monday. I think it's September 19th and 20th or 2021. Yeah, but not Vegas is going to be dope, too. I'm excited about all this shit, man. So it's going to be great. But theAndrewshows.com, we added more shows. We added another one in Chicago. We added another one in San Francisco. Those tickets are going fast. Make sure you get on them shits. And again, get on them now. I keep telling people, get on them now. They wait, then the week of, and there's no tickets left. They're, hey, how do I get in? And now you're buying the tickets on resale for fucking $500,000. Don't do it. Just go get the tickets right now. TheAndrewshows.com. It's crazy, bro. It's crazy. So go get them right now. We out here, bro. Big heavy. We just trying to have fun with it, man. You all having fun. You doing it like a rock star. That's what I like. Same thing I was talking about Drake. It's like, yo, Drake looks like a rap star. If you're going to do it, man, do it like a rock star. Like the first big comedian I ever saw was Eddie Murphy. Exactly. That's been the bar for me. Exactly. You know what I mean? Come out there in the tight leather shit. You know what I mean? Like rock star it out. That's what I like what Kev was doing. Yes. I don't give a fuck how you feel about Kevin as a comedian. You can't sit here and act like Kev's not a comedic rock star. He own that shit. I want to be the superstar. I wanted to be the best. You guys have like a sex tape or like a disease, like herpes or something. Yeah. Well, the tour just starts. Give us some time. Okay. No, but that's it. That's it. It's like anytime I want to do anything like in my genre, like I want it to be the best and I want it to be different. And I want it to like change the way that other people do it after the fact. So it's like when you get into these bigger fucking venues, bro, like the show has got to change. The show's got to evolve. The show's got to grow to fit to the space. Like you're performing for thousands of people. It's got to be a night out. It's more than for them, right? It's like they got a fucking babysitter. Like they put their kids somewhere, you know what I mean? They got an Uber. Like they're spending all this money to come out. It's got to be the greatest show they've ever seen. Say what? They argue with each other. They need somebody to make a live. Exactly, man. I'm watching it, bro. You know what? I think I'm not one of those people who, you know, take for granted that like your friends are like literal legends in the making. You know what I'm saying? Like I watch it and I'm like, this is great. Yeah, bro. Like culture is shifting and like, you know, what you're witnessing now is 10 years from now, you're going to go back and look and be like, I remember when that shit started. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like I remember and it's, it's real. That shit is really happening right now. People are paying attention. Like, you know, you've been looking at us one way for a long time, but shit is shifting. And you go in 10 years, it's going to be a whole different conversation. And you're going to be like, oh, I'm telling you. Yeah, that's the way you judge it. It's like. What? No, it's the same. People say I should have got pregnant. I don't know what's going on. I don't know, bro. You got any church in office? Yeah. Now we know why you're breathing that blood hole. You want to end up getting a pregnant baby out. I got that Who's Wax Man, 36 stories in LA, man. I got my Who's Wax gummies. Y'all go grab that. That's Who's Wax.net. 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You know, I saw West 42nd Street Instagram, you know, posts that, you know, that's, you know, the daily shows moved out. The daily shows moved from that space after 25 years. And, you know, they got, I'm up there now. You know what I'm saying? The energy in that building is crazy. Is that your set? That's what, that's my office. The office set, everything. Oh, really? Yeah, it's crazy because the energy in there is like, man, you think that's what John Stuart was, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That's what Colbert was, you know, that's what Trevor Noah's been all these years. And it's like, you know, the daily show literally has been there for 25 years. So it's just like a lot of good talk show energy on that building, you know, and, you know, just to see my face up there is like, whoa. You know what I'm saying? Are you feeling good about the show? I feel phenomenal about the show. Yeah. I feel like we really cooking up something really, really dope, you know what I mean? As it goes back to what I was saying, it's just like, you know, you got to pay attention to when culture is shifting, you know? Yeah. But I can't, I mean, like I said, you have to see it. I'm excited, man. I'm excited for you to restore my faith in Comedy Central. I believe in Charlemagne. But after beauty of it, right? I believe in Chris McCarthy. Chris is the guy. Chris is the man, man. And Chris does not get in the way of the creatives. You know what I'm saying? Especially when the creatives have proven themselves. You know what I'm saying? And it's just like to be in a situation where like I've been able to assemble my own team. I mean, from every aspect, you know what I mean? From showrunner to PA's everybody. You know what I mean? Like to be able to build your own team and have your own tribe in the building and just creating this beautiful energy. It's just like, man, I really, I really enjoyed the last couple of weeks just being in that building, being in the office. Just, yeah, I haven't felt like this in a long time about something. That's good, man. September 17th, 10 p.m. Comedy Central. The God is on his truth. We're watching. We're all watching. Now let's get back to the show. What we got? Um, I don't know. Abortion. That is crazy though. What is the rule? I don't know what the rule is. The rule is that you, let me, let me read it verbatim. And the Supreme Court just said, fuck it today. What do you mean? They voted to uphold it. Wow. Yeah. Hold on. What is the, what is the rule? Let me read it. Let me read it verbatim. Because let me see. Six week abortion ban. Yeah. The law is one of the strictest in the nation and bans abortion before many people know they are pregnant. The law allows private citizens to bring civil suits against anyone who assists a pregnant person seeking an abortion and violation of the ban. In an unsigned opinion, the majority wrote that while the clinics had raised serious questions regarding the constitutionality of the Texas law, they had not met a burden that would allow the court to block it at this time due to complex and no novel procedural information. I, I mean, I don't see how that's constitutional at all. Like how do you tell a person that they cannot get an abortion after six weeks and there's no exceptions to that rule? Nothing. So why this is tricky is that. There should be some exceptions, I believe. What's that? There should definitely be some exceptions. Yeah. Yeah. They don't even have rape or incest. That's what I'm saying. Rape, incest, none of that. Like, huh? The only exception is if the pregnant mother's life is at risk. That's the only thing. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Women can die during childbirth. And how do you bring a civil suit against any provider accused of violating the ban and anybody who assists? Assist is crazy. Like the Uber. Lift driver, that's what I'm saying. Uber driver, yeah. And the reason this is tricky, man, because that already lets you know that they're about to get rid of Roe versus Wade. You think? Easily. Like, why would a Supreme Court even uphold something so unconstitutional? You know, it's, you know, it's interesting. It's like, I asked a woman who was like an abortion extremist about, or an anti-abortion extremist about the rape and incest exceptions. And what she said, the argument was, is that it's not the baby's fault. That was, that was the argument. In other words, like, so you're in her eyes killing the baby, but it's not the baby's fault that they were put there. So don't punish the baby for the rape or the incest. Punish the rapist. Punish the family member that, you know, committed the incest. Yeah, but you, like, it's all connected, right? Yeah, man, it's in the trauma then. I think we all understand that here, but that's the extremist view on it. That's insane. But that's like a psychological mind-fuck, right? Yeah, for your whole life. The whole life. Because it's like, you love, of course you're going to love this being, but then you always got to think about how that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, who wants to do manless? No, no, it's hard. It's like people get married, like they love their wife, but they don't want to be married. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. At all. That's not what this is. I just talk to guys at bars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, those guys you're talking to are probably all on the Supreme Court, and that's why they held this stupid-ass law. And also the six-weeks thing is tricky because... You don't even know you pregnant in six weeks. So your period comes every 28 days or something like that, right, ladies? It's on the lunar calendar, right? So it's like 28 days, but sometimes periods are late. Sometimes a girl could be a week late, sometimes she could be two weeks late. Like, you never know, right? So this girl doesn't even know that she's pregnant. She's like, oh, my period's a little erratic or oh, my period's a little late. So she's not even taking the test to see, right? And if she's having casual sex with a person that she's with, she's a boyfriend or girlfriend, it's very possible that she has no clue that she's pregnant and finds out two months later and she doesn't even have the ability to get the abortion, man. I just don't know why there's more rules in place that you can't kill a fetus but not for police to kill black people. Well, there are rules to say you can't kill black people. I can't tell. There are rules. You're not allowed to just kill people. Well, they work around them. Yes. And why? Well, because people believe it's a life, man. They believe that... Well, if that's the case, get rid of the death penalty everywhere. Abolish the death penalty across the country. There should be no death penalty. The tricky thing with that is like, the Bible says, and you probably wear this, is like, you now shall not murder, but if a person murders, you can kill them. I don't know if the Bible says that. The punishment for murder is... I don't know. I really don't know if the Bible says that. I have no idea. What? It does say that. No, it doesn't. I ain't never heard of that one. It does kill? All right, doubts are not murder, but they don't say doubts are not murder, but if you murdered outside, murder you. The punishment for... The punishment for... Well, that's not murder. That's all God's doing. Killing somebody who's committed a crime is not... You're not murdering them. You're killing them. Murder is taking someone's life. Life with no reason. For no reason, yeah. This shit sounds like... I'm just saying, even God knew like... Are you getting eight out of? The punishment for... That probably works. What? Do you ask... I don't know. What? They murder? I'm like, I don't know. I was saying something. Isn't it like the... Doesn't it say that in the Bible? Am I misquoting it? I'm pretty sure like... The punishment for... Douse or not eat ass? Douse or not... I think it's saying like... Imagine he nags back to him before a toilet paper... Douse or not kill him though. You know why the brewing isn't so great? Fuck out of here. We got all the access to look something up and we're like, no, we don't have the conversation. Why would we? We're in the pockets! We'd rather inform half a million people the wrong way! Yeah, listen. They said, Douse or not kill? I don't know what you said. Listen, if you kill somebody, I get to kill you. Where the fuck is that at the bottom? Yo, yo, yo... Can y'all look at what? Can y'all look at what Taylor just Googled? Just look at the fucking thing. What? Douse or not kill him. Douse or not kill him. Douse or not kill... Douse. Douse. Douse. That's the Book of Cardachian. Douse or not kill him. Douse or not kill him. Thou shall not kill Thou shall not kill you kill you get to kill you okay here goes What does the Bible say about punishment for murder beloved? This is Romans 12 19 beloved never avenge yourselves But leave it to the wrath of God for it is written vengeance is mine Yes, I will repay says the Lord Genesis 9 6 whoever sheds the blood of man by man shall his blood be No, that this might be it. Yeah, whoever sheds the blood of man by man my man shall his blood be shed Yes, God made man in his own image exactly Here's a even better one look it's 24 17 whoever takes the human life. So I surely be put to death So the death penalty is in the Bible fam. Like that's what it is. It's something like that Which one are y'all gonna kill on what do you mean? I'm saying I mean I know a lot of people doing it But they saying like which one y'all gonna actually do it like I he said somebody supposed to kill this person Which one y'all gonna do it the bad part about that it only works in the law if you like you're defending yourself You know what I mean like if somebody I'm trying to kill you and I can that's peace. You know, maybe in some states I don't even know God doesn't give you God doesn't give you permission to do that Defend yourself doesn't say that you allowed to kill Have faith bro. I'll defend you. I'm gonna come down here. I'll smite him But doesn't say And he told you faith without works is dead. So you have all the faith in the word Reason I That's right. That's right. Hey, I'm either gonna pull this gun out and by the way when you pull that gun out to defend yourself You go say man. God, please You know what I mean, even if you were running from somebody like please God Yeah, let me get out of this situation So I'm gonna ask God to save me from these cops that's chasing me or yeah might I was chasing me or something like that You don't think you believe in God. Yeah, you really really happens. What calling on God at the wrong times Nothing to do with that you ran from the cops because you was doing something you had no business Who gonna help me not God? God I'm gonna tell you say then God gonna tell you wow God told you to submit your will to me I am all right. Nope. Nope. You submitted your will to the devil and now the devil Peanut butter and drug jelly dry ass sandwiches that's What they give you in jail? Oh belong these sandwiches the fucking is there any jail that has good food like is Jail ball I mean I watch good fellas I saw them up in there getting money. They was eating good. That's a movie. That's what I'm saying That's that's the feds though. That's what I'm saying the feds it might be a little bit better. I'm saying I'm sure Bill Cosby's eating good No You sit there and give Bill some bad food buddy buggy. Well, he's out now. Now. He's definitely I mean you probably have people that was looking out But yeah, I mean What else we got oh Joe Rogan got COVID man He's doing good though. Good. Did he really say he was taking the uh, I've remecting. Yeah He was taking all that shit That is a drug that people are taking for COVID people are blown is out of proportion They're like oh, this is to get rid of horseworms like okay Maybe it is for that but they're also using it for COVID like he's not the only person that's using it Are humans supposed to take it? Yeah, they're prescribing it to humans so they could get over COVID is that true 100% look it up right now What is it? I've remecting a potential drug What is it Iver Mectin I V I know I know him Wow, what have you been googling Alan? That's just that she went from his Kanye good in the hood and it said it's masturbation of sin Now look is it a sin to fear God is con listen listen come on look and tell us shit. It's Kanye Yeezy Right. It's Kanye from the hood Masturbation of sin in the Bible is helling the Bible is Instagram down is it corn rain today? They go rain today Brooklyn Really For you I want you to keep typing what you type you Bible is wow I Masturbation is sin in the Bible fuck if math bastion is a sin Is Iver Mectin used in humans that's a fire name. I might start using that as my Mectin Parasitic disease he said the product meant for animals Have different ingredients and have a larger concentration of the active ingredient that could be dangerous to humans So is it a night? I don't know it is used for people. They say it's dangerous for humans So all these drugs are dangerous for humans. They give motherfuckers fentanyl that kills mad humans, but they use it What about the stuff that they gave me? You might need a horse tranquilizer How about that? You'll give me the same vaccine they give you they should give you more you should get the booster you should get three Yo, that is crazy that like two pills of Advil is the same for everybody. Like I'm believing how is that even possible? How do you decide you're not even supposed to give Advil to kids that kids not kids, but still Taylor and wax take the same amount of Advil the waxes point That's the reason the vaccine hasn't been approved yet for kids 5 to 11 because they have to figure out the right dose Not cuz kids don't get COVID and doesn't kill them COVID kids on the island COVID they got that shit. They sneeze a couple times is fucking done No, I don't think that's the case. I think it's because of the you got you got to give kids the proper No kids immune systems already good They touch everything all the things they tell us not to do kids do that daily already all ready Yeah, they can't even tell them not to do stuff. Just please all you medical professionals Don't listen to this and get frustrated Not Another day man and I had to send us to Duval because you know, I'd be just randomly Online looking at shit So I'm looking at first coast news and first coast news is like an affiliate out of Jacksonville, right a ABC and NBC This is the headline. Okay. No the FDA does not approve tobacco products I'm just reading the food and drug administration approved COVID vaccine on Monday Not many skeptics is saying the FDA also approved cigarettes is that true, right? Prior to the FDA's recent vaccine approved first of all the answer is no, but I'm just reading the article in randomly Many are sharing the claim with social media including Jacksonville rapper a little Duval They're insinuating that the FDA's approval does not necessarily mean something is good for you Duval never said this He asked the question Duval said isn't cigarettes FDA approved now Oh, he is a rapper though. It was a leading question, right? Because he's asking right but cigarettes are not FDA approved, but all of these people they're not no Absolutely, not Duval spreading misinformation. It was Duval asked the question take the Instagram down What everybody else was chiming in saying matter of factly that the FDA has approved cigarettes No tobacco products are not FDA approved the administration monitors and regulates to sale and distribution of tobacco products But it does not endorse the use of tobacco fuck all that my point is why is Duval being cited? New source because he's a new source. It's like stop rapper He's the most influential man in America. Duck. There was it. There was another one. Um, that they they quoted us from the brand is I don't even remember if we spreading like back miss Misinformation about the vaccine basically saying like you there's a microchip in it. You said that That shit, bro, you said they're putting microchips in us. This is how they're gonna follow us. You don't leave the house. Anyway, why you Imagine the poor guy in the government that got to follow you around just sitting in your fucking No seriously, I'm serious. He's faithful to his wife. He doesn't take the chip out Nothing this guy does nothing. They think that you can be some superstar traveling all around the world models everywhere Walking around his backyard barefoot hugging treat Like he's in his backyard doing like these fire ceremonies. They're chanting. You know, I mean, like he's really doing this shit What is actually fun though, like when you go home, what do you do this actually fun? I Doing is fun nothing doing something is exciting. I get it. Yes. I love I had a great day. Yeah, I love doing nothing back and chill out Pop edibles getting bad. You know, I mean, I'm in bed. Oh, it's a wrap. Oh my gosh, right now You just look at your girl like I hope she don't ask me to fuck. Don't say nothing You And you wake up at like midnight and you got a pee then you look at your clock and realize, oh my god How is it when you only got 20 minutes you take the piss you got Worse snooze for like four times I put the fucking alarms. I keep you go back to the back. Yeah, run it You don't even care if your girl's sleeping still you hate me. Mm-hmm. Love it. Yeah, I don't even know what the moral of that story was What else we got man, let's pay some bills. Let's pay these bills and come back and do after these All right guys, we gotta take a break for a second because uh, I need to help you all step up your shorts game And like why are you wearing shorts and underwear at the same time when bird dogs came in here? And they got the underwear built into the shorts. 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I mean you got a banger album Even you got a banger You got to have a banger album now. We got the yeah, we got the fire man tyron woodley and jake paul I've been waiting to hear you take on this big show see um I didn't see the fight jake paul made himself the biggest opponent in boxing No, not boxing opponent not boxing not biggest fighter in boxing opponent. Yeah, in boxing in other words No boxer can make more money fighting someone else Then they can fighting jake paul. So for example name who cannello is going to fight to make more money than a fight against jake paul Well, it depends though because cannello's his price is already set cannello gets what 20 million dollars to fight And he gets the back into the pay-per-view. Exactly. So the back end of the pay-per-view Name a bigger because I mean because he's mexican now, but he's not even doing that crazy numbers compared to this What did jake paul and woodley do? I don't know this one right here. I think that they the numbers came in They said fifth highest pay-per-view in history. Wow. So listen, I ordered it. I'm not gonna lie. I ordered it. I like How was the fight? I thought the fight. I mean, I thought it was decent. I thought here's the thing tyron Here's the thing This is what I got from it Jake paul will get hurt against the real box And that's what everybody got to keep in mind. He's four and over. He hasn't fought one person who's an actual boxer He fought an NBA player. He fought two MMA fighters and he fought a youtube star If he gets in the ring with a real boxer, I'm talking about if he gets in the ring with somebody who's just a golden glove They're gonna hurt jake paul and I think he knows that and that's why I don't even know why Well, this guy was going here's the thing. Here's the thing He exposed he figured out something and him and his team figured out something I mean the kid is the kid is fucking brilliant if you don't think he's brilliant then why don't you try to do what he's doing Uh, regardless if you like him or hate him, he understands how to monetize the hate He knows that the whole world wants to see him get knocked out and he's gonna take that fucking shit to the bank And you know who else did that floyd made weather everybody's flight. Floyd was the greatest fighter ever But what he's doing is what he figured out is something very interesting He figured out that mma guys Are not as good at boxing as we thought absolutely surprised But tyron woody's always been a good striker He's been a good striker and he still was able to outbox him pretty easily easily So if he's able to outbox a guy who we think is a good striker has knocked people out with his striking before in mma Then that puts him in position to have a huge money fight against a real boxer Now if he goes up against a canelo and jake knows this there's no chance He'll die because boxing is a different sport. Yes I'll do that like even the way that you saw tyron fighting him like tyron fighting like this kind of like Well, he was very scared to engage and he was keeping tons of distance Why is that because in mma if you get hit once you're going down In boxing you could take a hit. Yeah, if you're used to taking hits exactly and you'll trade I'm thinking he got knocked out. No, no, no, he's any beat of easy like jake outbox him jake was hitting him with combos tyron He did You are capping You really thought tyron won No, I don't think he won But I don't think nobody won all I all I got from the all I got from it was literally Cap like this All I got from it is if jake fights a real boxer He's done sure sure but he only needs to fight one real boxer and then retire like In my mind if i'm jake right what i'm doing is i'm working towards the hundred million dollar payday And he might have made this with the pay-per-view right if this fifth highest in history this fight right here He'll clear a hundred million with the pay-per-view, but if i'm jake my trajectory is this i'm going Let me build up enough interest where people want to see me fight either connor or canelo And then wait for it wait for it. They want to see me fight connor canelo I get a hundred million dollars fighting connor canelo. They could beat my ass right and now I don't even think connor could beat him I'll be honest. I don't I think he beats connor. I don't think he beats him He's too small connor had power 145 no power 155 way less than 170 Damn that jake is 190 pounds Here's the thing right 190 pounds You know what builds anticipation for the counter fight this fight because Woodley was an mma guy, but and woodley handled him So now you're like Connor probably could have a chance to beat him I still think connor beats him. I the people that jake calling out like javante davis leave that alone jake javante davis will hurt you badly Badly he weighs 130 pounds. He'll destroy him. There's that. Well javante davis got real knockout power, bro At 130 does he have it against a guy who's 190? Yes, you know why can he sit down on his punches at 190? Yes, you know why because did we learn anything from logan paul versus mayweather? Those punches don't sting the same Mayweather is 40 something years old too still like javante no and by the way mayweather's never been a knockout artist Javante knows what it hit you delay you to fuck out mayweather's never been that the fact that we're even having this discussion He might be too small for the fact that we even having this discussion means That people are interested to see if it's possible now and javante went up and waited his last fight Sure, but here's the thing javante gotta get really close to hit jake with this type of power Really close and is jake gonna let him get that close? I don't know jake don't have the skills to keep javante from getting it. We'll see. We'll see. Here's the thing I know that the guy's got power, but people are having this good discussion They want to have the conversation javante davis can't fight one other person that's going to make him more money than jake paul That's my argument canelo cannot fight one other boxer is going to make him more money than if he fights jake paul jake paul has made himself the the best opponent for any boxer in the game right now And that means he's gonna get payday, but here's the problem with that. That's all we talk about as a professional sports Here's the problem with a guy like jake, and this is probably why he's talking about retiring Tyrone changed his mind on boxing at the end of that fight. He was jake was like I don't know what i'm gonna do now. He already announced he's back in the game. I thought he announced yesterday he was retiring He announced he's back in the game because i'm on retire well sunday night. He looked kind of like uh, man I'm gonna have to rethink this one because he said it he was like he was like I'm only 23 man. I don't know what I want to do Yeah, all I'm simply saying is jake paul You only get one of those like because whatever boxer fights him If he's gonna do him dirty So when you get laid out like a Nate robinson, it's over for that now you can gotta go back to youtube And it's fine because he made all his money made $250 million and that's fine if that's your thing Yes, that's the thing Who wouldn't who wouldn't fight one person that beats them who wouldn't lose a fight for 200 million you wouldn't lose a fight for 200 million I don't know. I don't know jay paul's ego can handle that shows He is fine being hated this guy is does not care that the whole world wants to see it get knocked out Hated and defeated because because because these kids nowadays They'll take the hate, but are they willing to take the elves? I'll be honest if he takes an l all of a sudden he becomes more likable the narrative goes Watch watch this if he goes in there with the with the legit big time boxer and then he gets knocked out People will start going like this. They'll be they'll go they'll go at first The big see this what happened and eventually a week will go by and they'll go, you know what? He actually went in there with that motherfucker. I wouldn't go in there with tyson. I wouldn't go in with those bad motherfuckers That's what happens. No Not for guys like that You just don't live in that era like it's a Yeah, we don't live in that era like nobody gives logan that nobody's like oh logan wouldn't they would flow Yeah, they did the whole narrative is he lasted eight rounds with the greatest ever do it The whole narrative you know, he shouldn't knock them out. It's too big. I'll stop it Stop it. So everybody's switching like before it's he's gonna get knocked out in the second round Then he goes eight rounds. It's like, oh, you should have knocked him out. It's like, what is it y'all got to be consistent Nobody give I just don't think j paul will never get that kind of credit, bro. Don't matter about credit He'll take it to a different type of credit He'll be able to have 250 million fucking dollars if he fights canelo or connor and connor to be honest needs that fight Because connor was I mean struggling. He's coming off the broken fucking ankle. Nobody cares about connor I guess about connor connor connor connor is one of those guys who can still sell a fight because of his mouth But at the end of the day it's about talent man Like listen man, and it's so interesting that this is coming kind of full circle because it's the same thing with a connor Right. No amount of hype will make up for lackluster product Period, you know what I mean? So yeah, like you said, yeah connor does 350,000 out 350,000 in album sales But it's just like the album is weak. Yeah, you know, I mean, I don't that's the era I come from if you jake paul and you going in you make 250 million cool But if you really want to be taken as a serious boxer and you got to fight some real boxes and beat some real boxes I disagree I think that the fight game is different than art art is about the appreciation and the substance of the art The fight game is about violence either knocked out or get knocked someone out or get knocked out But it depends when you knock out No, it doesn't clearly if this is the fifth lard ends up being the fifth largest pay-per-view in history That's because of what he's built up on youtube and social media people people are Yo, jake paul could do a surfing competition and people are tuning He's like a certain amount of people will but there's something about violence where we are just so Excited by it and we're gonna watch it and he found a way to monetize that shit And I'll be honest He's monetizing it better than his brother because he's fine with people hating on him Like logan is likable. You don't think logan likes people hating on him I think he's he's a hero more than he is a villain And I think that jake is a villain and he's able to play the way I do think logan wants people to like him I think logan wants people to see him as like a good inspiration for what you could do And he had to play the heel kind of in that floyd fight because people want to see him get beat up But in the future, I think he wants people to want him to win the boxing matches But the way to make money in boxing as a youtuber is to want the world to see you get knocked out I'm watching the fight with a couple friends, right? And when he got hit that one time hard by woodley Everybody got off the couch all the sudden they're like, yeah, get him to that And I'm like, oh the world wants to see this kid get hurt. I didn't want to see him lose because he's jake paul I wanted to see him lose because tyron woodley's black I'm like, I don't want to see him knock out tyron woodley the way he did in a row Really, I'm like, yo come on tyron and the fact that he's tyron is actually a skilled Combat artist. He may not be skilled in boxing per se, but I just wanted to see him like Doing his thing and I'm gonna be honest with you. There is something to um I didn't know if tyron was holding back Or if there might be a little scared of getting hit or there might be a little like I'll stop it. Maybe Maybe Talk about he held back. They say he could he could have did him dirty But I but see the only reason I push back on that is the same shit with floyd floyd hold him up I didn't believe that The only reason I push back on that a little bit find out where they said that reddit guaranteed me I haven't said that shit on this podcast I'm pissed off. He did it knock his ass out I'm the one who said that he's supposed to knock floyd out I push I push back on that a little bit just because I feel like maybe tyron will know how to close He's not a boxing exactly. He's used to one hit the night grab and put you on the ground He doesn't have the instincts for that's right. If there's one thing that jake paul did for boxing It's he got a brand new appreciation for the art form because for a while I think we just started going well mma will win in a street fight and They're already just as good at boxing and they have all these other skills But now we've learned that they're not but he wasn't kicking his stuff. No No, my point is my point is he is exposed that the mma guys even the guys that have good knockout power and have had success knocking people out in the mma cage Are not effective in a boxing match And I think a lot of people thought they were but 40% of the game is gone But here think about this every fart every fart every fight starts on the feet So if you got a boxer versus an mma guy for a second, it's going to be on the feet So if one of them boxers lands a punch quick, we don't have to worry about all that jigsaw We don't got to worry about that kicking shit if I land this boxing punch It might be night night for you. That's what Clarissa Shields did and and you know who else uh when uh, when uh, uh, uh Rhonda rosie fought um holly home holly homes holly kabob holly was a boxer You couldn't do nothing with that, you know, I mean ronda trying to get in and grapple Nah, baby back up back up stay back there You know, but I mean, listen, I was entertained. Uh, you know, jake paul entertained me I do I and I don't know why I just like I I wanted to watch the fight Yep, I ordered jake paul and didn't know what to pack you out on that Whoever you were before god now pack your father. I was pinched. Yes. I'm ordering. I was ordering I want to see earl didn't care about pack pack. Yeah, I wasn't a draw to me and I'm gonna tell you the other thing They do that's great sunday night. I'm at the crib. You're chillin. I'm not competing with nothing It gotta be earlier though britt make it at eight. Don't make it 11. Like Yeah, just like the undercar undercar was fun. The car was good From cleveland. What's his name love love Montana love. Yeah, what a knockout. That was a good fight That was a damn good fight. That was a great fight. He got clipped a couple times That kid got a chin, bro He got rocked a couple times stayed on his feet kept fighting great movement and then watch the beautiful uppercut man Look at the watch tv. Yeah, dude. Get with it, man. And montana love was a underdog. He was the underdog Yeah, yeah, I love it. All right. Let's do some let's do some asking idiots guys Taylor gang Taylor Taylor gang Yo, people are still on clubhouse. How hilarious is that? Really people still that's hysterical be I hate it because you always got to dress up before you like do something People don't even see you still got to put a suit on It's kind of dumb On clubhouse. How do you know they got a suit? I have no idea you got to put like dress up my shorty So you got to dress up to do that shit, so I don't know she said she said I got to talk on clubhouse. You got dress. I'm like, what the fuck is this type of It's all audio, bro. All I got used to doing some wild He's asking you putting grease in your butthole. No, it's not fucking Take to wearing suits on clubhouse Yo, people do that she ought you should hear the way they talk any mac or you talk over it. I'm like, yo What the fuck I've never been on clubhouse in my life and I'm not I ain't never do that shit even I heard her talking She wanted me to get on and I was like, man, I got time for this dumbass never getting on club I gotta dress up to get on clubhouse. No, you gotta talk nice What do you mean? Well, you gotta talk like like this Indulgent in this You're still indulging and putting on a suit for a fucking phone call For a phone call All right, let's go. Let's ask an idiot. Let me see. Uh, can a fuck buddy turn into a husband. Taylor, you tell us Whoa, oh, you know, Taylor got a new boo, right? I ain't got no god Boozy was on Taylor Oh, yeah, can we talk about the boozy interview because that shit was hilarious boozy was on taylor's ass Here Yeah From there though from there I'm here Taylor. Um, all the way all the way all the way. I love boozy Definitely Showed his not just his age, but also where he came from when he was coming on me. Oh, you don't know. He like big girls Yeah Happens that line worked out. Well, come on girl What the fuck he's show he from the south. Yeah, he liked only thickness. That's what she was trying to say He liked Get back on the mic. You said something different just now. You said he was coming on you. You did that's exactly what you said Like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coming on to you not coming on you me down. You said Jesus Christ wipe you down taylor What the fuck? He wasn't nothing as fast Please give Taylor Yeah, let's talk on the mic taylor. Yeah, what was the boozy blast like? I did not go to boozy or anything else Not the bash the boozy blast He wiped me down your name though because he wanted to be a gentleman. Uh, so you said my name is Terrence Torrance, Torrance, whatever. Yeah, Torrance. Yeah, you like them Why not? He thinks I liked him. That's because I asked him why not you say you single you single. So why not? Because it's Taylor did two things I do not know your type you're like boozy you're fulfilling your type is john John You like johns. All right Two things that made me think you like boozy two things. Okay go number one Flavor flay. Taylor did the fake Like save me yonk. She was like tell him i'm your niece. I'm like you grown Right, huh If it was nila and nila looked uncomfortable if you looked visibly uncomfortable You did not look uncomfortable. He was all in his face with your hand on your hip He told you he had a you had a pudge. You opened your shirt more. You stuck your butt out. Yes, you did And then she hit him with this she hit him with this What's your sign? You didn't say Taylor you just admitted you know, but now how you say how did you ask him this sign you ask him? That's for him. I said, sir, what's your sign? Come here. Come here. Come here. Who wants to send those signs? Oh, you saw a tail Why kind of rock a little bit? Damn Me asking what your sign is doesn't mean i'm interested. That's not what I was talking about growing up Niggi Smalls saying I'm just asking you so I could understand what your personality is what's your sign You want to know something about you? Tell tell flirting. Oh my god. Did you ask him what his interests are? Who you rolling What number did Why you hate us because you why don't you tell me before you go off the chair and shit almost Hold on You know your guy together the girl ask your man. What's his sign? That's not flirting If a guy asks my girl what sign she is bro. Come on. Oh, that's a fight As long as he's Caucasian bro knock that guy out When you when you are a woman in a relationship our man in a relationship and another person asks you what they sign is You say my sign is stop the one with eight goddamn sides to it. Okay, the red octagon that didn't hit No My sign is stop. No, my son is with tamika mallory. I don't know who the hell you No, I said my sign my son is I should grow that but like get my Fuck out. Did you ask my girl that shit? Yeah, you shouldn't be asking no girl. Ask nobody that shit What would you want to know about the booth the end of you? I'm just I just it was so funny, man like I was watching just clips of it on uh on social and um Did you just ask me a question and then go on your phone? I'm listening Yeah So what's more funny being funny or like people telling the truth because people telling the truth is like hilarious I think when I think when like you exist in like a fraudulent Yeah, you know environment and someone tells the truth around fraudulence. It's always funny, which is the world. Yeah, exactly I'm always like, oh What if people always say that about comics is like, yeah, but you actually telling the truth and it's like How crazy is society that like if you just tell the truth, that's hilarious All you need to do is just say things that are real, but I thought it was interesting to see because y'all brought uh Flame and real flame was already there. I was total coincidence flame was there because flame was in town Yeah, he was in town because he was um He oh she he she was she was they Yeah, is that what flame called flame? I'm just gonna say flame because flame confused me with all the pronouns that flame uses Huh, it's really a guy. What do you mean? They flame is really a guy though Yes, that's what I figured. All right, but uh flame flame titties look natch titties look super right good. Right. Good. Right. Good. Right flame flame was um She does have a good right flame flame was there because Ida Rodriguez was filming her stand-up special that weekend So flame was there for that cool. He was just on this she was on the schedule flame. It's flames fault Why the flame presents and says he she we yeah And like I'd be trying to just say flame and sentences Yeah, would you be like flame and then you'd be like you just naturally, you know Well, he could upset if you have you know not at all. No, no, no, no. Yeah. I was I was like no doubt, bro Like she's very understanding about those. I gave him some gummies. So I was like gummies. Yes. I was like, yo, bro We got this. I'm not gonna play. Hey, ma'am. I think you would be upset if I call her ma'am Yeah, you see any flame to say flame. Thank you flame. Okay So then how did boosie reacts was boosie because flame said boosie is my is my type Boosie was cool with it. What'd he say? He just laughed and he met for you. He met flame downstairs He took a picture with flame whenever whatever we chilling talking, you know My listen man, my whole take on on that will always be why do people care so much? Yeah About somebody's sexuality. That's all I'd be thinking And I've got the same thing with what they're doing in Texas. Why do you care a woman does to her body? Like why do you care where and who another man is sleeping with? Why do we care? I hear straight men talk about You know who gay men asleep with more than I hear gay men talk about who they sleep with Yeah, yeah, you probably don't hang out with a lot of gay men though. Yeah me neither Like if you had like I wouldn't know that's my point like listen when we're around each other We sitting around talking about who we sleep with. Yeah, even in all wild this day. Yeah We're married now, so we don't we know we were all sleeping with We never used to share stories crazy For you and I've been over two years. We never used to share stories like that. Are you really gonna do this or was going to do this, bro? Are you really gonna do this? Have the pockets talking about the girl's wax hook We didn't say their names We didn't say their names Nobody do that name. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yo, that's how I got this crazy blow job. What was her name? But usually it's not just awesome like random Here's the thing though It's never it was never awesome like random like we just talking about sex campaigns It was things around them like onk onk shower time was a story You know what I mean? It wasn't a story about but it wasn't just about you just There was a whole story around it Same thing. What was the story around it? I don't even remember exactly I don't want to remember because I wouldn't actually would not be used against me I don't know what the fuck that shit is even about but same thing with wax wax had stories around this shit It wasn't just like funny Yes, and dudes are dudes. So that's what they talk about too, bro Yeah, y'all was out there. I was at the gym and I saw some dude lifting weights and then they talked to each other Who the guy is though what because if it's a I don't know bro. You don't think that's what they talk about No, because I think that a lot of gay men. I think a lot of gay men might be sweet I think a lot of gay men especially gay men that are sleeping with dudes who don't want people to know they get Oh, like undercover shit. Yeah, they keep it to themselves Yeah, but gay guys are also sleeping the dudes that are cool with it like tons of that They have a male sexuality. They want to get it off all the time and then there's other dudes Or like I also feel that way. So naturally they're just gonna get it on and pop And I think that you'll sit there and be more happier because you know, you're not supposed to be doing it So you just like all I bust his ass, you know what I'm saying? Like you have a sexual girls Man, easy for us. It's not really sexual. That's easy, but I pray Lil Nas X talks like that on his new album Yeah, I want Lil Nas X to talk just I want him to be like I want him to talk about dudes ass He busted. I want him to talk about the way rappers have been talking about women forever I want to see it. I really want Lil Nas X to remake Biggie Smalls dreams of fucking an R&B chick Dreams of fucking an R&B chick I want him to push the limit on this shit because I love how uncomfortable he makes people Yo, that video, I think it was a video where he was like power bottom rapper Lil Nas X I'm like man, talk that talk Lil Nas X I didn't even know they was a such thing as power bottom Yes, you do No, I knew power tops Oh power bottom, throw it back I had no idea bro I heard of power tops. I'd never heard of power bottom bro, but that shit makes sense So wait, what's the opposite of a power top? Just like a I don't know A weak top? You just stand on the wall Back up the bank What's a power? What's a weak bottom? I think a power bottom would make a weak top, right? A power bottom makes a weak top A power bottom taking that shit You know what I'm saying? Like screaming to the top Screaming to the top Hit it, hit it Man, you can't hit it Imagine a power bottom reaching back trying to make you hit that shit harder You're like, fuck You know what I'm saying? That's what makes you a power bottom I don't know what you're saying I'm a weak top No, but I'm starting I'm a weak bottom I'm a weak bottom I lay on my back My girl's a power top, yo I'm a weak bottom I lay on my back Okay, and ride that shit Let's go This boy shows you all here It's always her go It's hers By the way, that was a very good point, Taylor Some men are weak tops, even with women I'm a weak bottom If you get on there and you 25 seconds or less, you're a weak top bro What are we doing? Why are we doing this? Why are we doing all this? What's going on? How long do you really want to do this for? Yo, ladies What y'all got? Erin's? Start calling men that ejaculate fast A weak top A weak top Stop saying you got weak dick games like a bro, you're a weak top I'm a weak top I'm a weak top, weak bottom I'm weak verse Hey, I'm weak verse By the way, I got home girls who tell me about dudes who got a little meat And they can't even hit it from the back No Yes That's the thing, Taylor Had this conversation Wait a minute Wait a minute, we told you though Wait a minute, we told you Hold on I'm not saying who told me Me by y'all know Yes Wait, who got a small dick? So listen, a guy's meat can be so small that they can't even hit it from the back right? Yeah, because especially if the girl has a big ass too Yeah, but the pussy isn't in the ass, it's below it Yeah, so think about it I am thinking about it There's nine The pussy's underneath Yeah, but think about it's not gonna Like for instance, my ass Yeah, yeah A small dick is not gonna be able to like Punish it But if you bend over and you go into that position It's not because it spends a whole ton of the asses out A whole ton of this We top, bro Call these guys weak tops, Taylor Yeah, gotta call them weak tops How the fuck would these weak tops, Taylor? Do you know what I'm saying? I'm like fuck this one You only fuck the one weak top? That's gonna be the new slang for guys A guy that got weak dick games call them weak tops, bro You know what I'm saying? Fuck these weak tops, bro We top Get on your back like a man Yo, Will, talk, it's 2021 We about to be in 2022 On your back like a man, you know Real men fuck on their back Give the woman charge I like the power bottom terminal But if you a power bottom And you really taking that dick You're actually bottomless Right? You know what I'm saying? Like a brunch That's what I'm talking about Treat that as like brunch Oh man, smooth to all the power bottoms We're giving you bars Lil Nas X Yes, Lil Nas X, please I can't wait to hit Montero I hope you make everybody uncomfortable What are we getting Lil Nas X on the breakfast club, man? I have no idea Does he want to come on? It is? I don't know I mean, he's always welcome He's always welcome Y'all, we ride reggae Do y'all think music should be good In all mediums Like car, club, headphones, etc That's a strange question Because good music And I get what you're saying But good music is good in all mediums Yeah, but I hear what you're saying Like some shit just slaps at the club Some shit is better to ride with Definitely does It has sex with you, right? Definitely does Yeah, definitely does Like right now we just playing Owl Green right here It's cool Not gonna be a little uncomfortable We're just smashing with your girl That'll be this time and place for everything What's wrong with Owl Green? Lovin' happy That's what I'm saying There's certain things you're gonna put on With your girl Yeah And certain girls you're gonna put on With your guys and certain things Like y'all wanna hear gospel music with me right now? Yeah Why not? I could do gospel right now Put it on That's what I like to listen to Tidal Mayan says In order to be wise Do you first have to be a fool Or can you learn from others' mistakes? Great question Both Yeah, definitely both Because small people learn from their own mistakes Wives people learn from their mistakes others But I mean it can be in either order Like you can A wise person still makes mistakes I don't know why we act like Wives people don't make mistakes This is true This is true We have to grow, that's the way to grow That's right Mistakes never stop happening You're always gonna make mistakes You're always gonna get something wrong Yes Like never be well done unless you get in the frying pan That's right I'm just saying you gotta go through some shit And when you in that frying pan Use that grease that wax puts in the dash You know what I'm saying To really, really be well done There's a little shit though For like how you make a mistake You want it well done for you You know what I'm saying You gotta go through mistakes You gotta go through the fire You gotta go through the pain I hear you Yeah All right, let's do it This is a good one To the toilet This is the last one This is a good one Lord 90s baby says If Jesus came back right now What would be the one thing you did That might get you left behind? Shit The one thing that we did to get us left behind Oh, oh, oh Cause he's gonna bring us all Got you The one thing that I did That would get me left behind Yeah Oh, wow That's a serious one, bro That's not kill still Wax going through his lifted sink Yeah, you staying, bro No, no, no, cause I asked for forgiveness Oh, no, I just gotta ask for forgiveness Yeah, so nothing, I'm good Yeah, I'm good Yeah I had sex with somebody's wife Before that's probably the worst thing I did Yeah That's back way, way back in the day, too And I really don't do nothing to leave me Violence counts Yeah, right Yeah, right Yeah, right I mean, true I mean, based off Lord 90s question Lord 90s question is like an insult To all religion, especially Christianity Cause like there should be nothing That gets me left behind Cause I should be able to repent, right As long as you repent That's the thing We're all gonna repent, of course I guess it's like not repenting off something that You know how people be all stubborn and like No, I ain't ask for forgiveness for that No, fuck that I meant to do it I didn't just say that Yeah, yeah That'd probably be the only thing The question should be is Jesus coming back My answer would be no You don't think so? Nah, why would he I'm here I'm here What do you mean you're here? What do you mean? Why would he come back? I'm here He's coming to get me If y'all want to go He's not coming back to get you Why not? You're on your own That's why I want to see But you think he's coming back in your lifetime? Why not? Jesus is not coming back, bro Cause, first of all, Jesus has never left That's number one That's what I'm saying I feel his presence all the time Christ's consciousness is all around us And he left us more than enough material To figure this out And we're still fucking up By the way, what would Jesus' presence do right now? Do you really think That we would be on one accord About that being Jesus? Think about the society we live in How we argue about every fucking thing That ain't really Jesus If the man, please Like the bootlegs That's just some shit they try There's some guy they're trying to make us take the vaccine You know what I'm mean? Jesus? Y'all really think People didn't appreciate Jesus When he was here the first time What would he have to do Nothing To convince you There's nothing Jesus Water to wine We seen that Termi Layskin We see that now If Jesus could turn me Layskin We've seen doctors do that to Michael Jackson All right David Blaine walks on water David Blaine walks on water There's nothing Jesus did in the Bible That would impress people In 2021 Wow Jesus, come on, man And I love Jesus Jesus, I love you Maybe wear them sandals What about holes in his hands and feet? You don't play with Jesus? I still don't play with him No, no, no No, I'm saying would he have those Would he need to have the signs? We don't know I'm sure he got killed Christ not just killed the hell itself Yeah, that's true I think if Jesus came back It would be just like anything else There would be people that believe And there would be people that don't believe And the people that don't believe Would be louder than the people that believe All right, so what about UFOs? You think everybody, we all see that So you don't think everybody would be Believing about the UFOs and not Jesus? That's kind of wild Is everybody don't believe UFOs? But I'm saying if they see it If they see Jesus They still wouldn't believe it People, y'all, people The UFO could pop up in the sky right now People would be like, that ain't no goddamn UFOs That's Elon Musk That's a balloon That's Ida, bro Ida's like, I'm telling you Well, fuck them then Humans are wild creatures, bro We are wild boys and girls Like there's, y'all Jesus would have to do some real convincing And I just don't think he would That's why he's not coming back Jesus knows us better than we know ourselves God knows us better than we know ourselves Pray why he ain't come back yet God like son Cool out Don't waste your time Cool out, we gonna make something else Let them have the fun You know what I mean Is they on the lie They on the season finale I know you had a good time On that planet You know what I mean But they on the season finale Don't even worry about it That's not true Taylor just said More people believe in UFOs And Jesus, that's absolutely not true Jesus, his name is Taylor, there's this thing called Christianity It's the biggest religion in the world It's 10 And I definitely believe in Jesus more than I do And 100 million people Billion If they came back, they would believe in UFOs Than it would be Well, I probably believe in Because UFO is something we never seen before You know what I'm saying But we've never seen Jesus But the thing if I still seen If it was up to Jesus Like which one is real I would say Jesus Because I'd be like That's just a plane that they put together I'm saying that's a souped up Airplane that they did And there's so many dope-ass planes out there So Jesus walks in here Nice body Long hair Beautiful face Right, he just walks in here And he says I'm Jesus You see him man walking here No I'm just saying Would you believe him If he's like yo I'm Jesus I'm like yo show me something Give me a million dollars right here on this table right here Shut up man, you ain't got nothing Jesus, man, stop I just wanna How else you gonna know if it's him Okay, I want Mark to walk in the studio next week And tell why he's Jesus Because I just described Mark How you know? Let me talk about it I just described Mark Did I not just describe Mark? Describe Mark What are you saying? And if he had a million dollars, you'd just believe him Mark gon' give me a million dollars Yeah He's Jesus That's all it takes No, it's not gonna take more than that I'm just saying after he do that Okay, after a million dollars Let's go do something else You have to problem Why Jesus gotta do all that Jesus Why do I have to prove to you It's not a God Christ Hold on So I'm gonna feel anointing going on him It's gonna be certain It's gonna be something You know what's fucked up? Even if you tested him on a Bible He wouldn't even know Cause he ain't writing I ain't writing Yeah So he's out here like Why are you not story about me What if Levinic is 717 He be like, bro, I don't even know But Jesus might read it and be like This didn't happen This didn't happen Oh, yo, John be lying I told you Yo, John been a liar You know what I'm saying Yeah, Dave was out here smashing everything Yo, Moses taking credit from my work Moses ain't split no rent, see Like, you know what I'm saying Like, come on, man What if Judas was Jesus' best friend on the low Yo What if Judas began to bad wrap all these shit What if Judas was framed Yo, it was Peter It was really Peter all the time We don't know Yo, that's foul I thought it was anyway As always First of all, praise is due to God Thank you Whatever you believe Jesus, we love you In Jesus' name, we love you But if you listen to this podcast You think we're smart You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant Yeah, absolutely right What if you think we're just a couple of idiots Who don't know shit You're right too It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast Thank you for listening