 Good morning, it is Monday. In fact, I think I put the wrong day in the I did I put the wrong day in the In the doobly-doo Save changes All right, so welcome. Hello everybody. E here. Welcome to 52 and 52. I will be writing a short story every week Live here on the channel and then I will be posting it on my patreon Also be doing audio books of the whole thing I will be compiling all of these stories into one book at the well not the end of the year at the beginning and next year I'm not sure what I'm gonna call it, but these are the stories that I'm going to be writing And you guys will be seeing the whole thing just like this. You'll be watching it I plan to hey Viking. How you doing, man? I plan to write the stories Between Monday and Wednesday edit them on Thursday Or I might let them sit for a week. I'm not sure it all depends on how happy I am with the structure of the story I'm also going to be going through and doing a little bit of plotting for the first couple of stories Because I already have all four stories pretty much Backlogged in my head. I wanted to give myself, you know, something to work on right away So that's the first order of business. That's why you're here 52 stories in 52 weeks and then at the end of it all you get a collection and Audio books all that stuff all that'll be free over on patreon Well, not free, but you know $5 a month you'll get that stuff over on patreon and You'll get the finished product, of course e-book all that stuff And then a free copy of the paperback when that comes out or their hardcover, whichever one I decide to go with Let's see here Second order of business is the plotting side of things. So my first story I'm using Some real life inspiration to start this first story We have we've been doing door dash to make ends meet. Actually, it's our only income right now Aside from a couple friends who have been helping us out. So We call our GPS lady the voice on the GPS we call her Linda and the other day Linda went completely that shit crazy and she has done this several times since She was telling us for instance in the town we were in there's this road called McQueen Smith Main Street is a cross street. Okay, so Main Street going down here. He had McQueen Smith going this way We were sitting at the light waiting to turn left on a McQueen Smith because that's where she said the Dollar General was So we turned left We went all the way down and it was nothing but the hospital said, okay, so we turned around we looked it up On Google Street view and it was literally in the opposite direction of where we had come It was 2.4 miles if we went left when we turned around and went 4.8 miles The other direction we ran into the Dollar General that has happened numerous times to us In the past week and I wanted to do something with it So here's my idea fictional Door dash kind of company called go for you or go for you. I think I'm gonna go for that one G o dash f Maybe er. Maybe it's a southern thing dash you the letter you And the the runners instead of calling them dashers or uber dry, whatever you want to call them We're gonna call them gophers So this dude Gets a new car has a GPS system Installed in the car already that GPS system is called Linda I have no idea of Linda is gonna be a twist toward the end or something But the idea that I have is a series of events that Are absolutely horrible? He keeps you know getting sent to the wrong places missing this that and the other the GPS He thinks is going haywire and then at the very end of the story We find out that what the GPS was doing was leading him away from tragedy and toward a very pleasant surprise So I don't know how that's going to occur. I'm gonna kind of go through it before I start writing it and brainstorm and just kind of like you know Use some of the stuff that has happened to us while we've been on the road And see where it goes from there. So first order of business is we're gonna open this up Let's see here Let me move Okay, so we need That's not what I wanted See here Which one do I want to use? Locating information navigation driving assistant Linda I like that Locating information navigation driving assistant. That's that's really good. All right. I'm a I'm a I'm gonna steal that Jimmy That's really really good. I'm just new location information I Spelled that all wrong Navigation Perfect. Yeah, I'm thinking about that. Yes. I was either gonna do that or I was gonna do No, I said, I think y'all are right. I think y'all are right. I think I'm gonna go with the the periods instead Hey, Haley, how you doing? Morning. Is that watching death of a salesman by Arthur Miller on YouTube? How are you? I'm doing fine I'm plotting out this story If you want to know what it's about you can scrub back. I thought I start talking about it almost instantly I don't know if I want I'm kind of stuck between like three making a nice Tight short story, but also the events that I have in my head would be good for like a five-point star almost Pentagram if you will And not because he's gonna be making the symbol on the map It's just five different points of interest, but three might make for a tighter story So I'm not sure I think it'll be a five-part short story Let's see Yeah, but this one's gonna be it has to be The webbing has to be right because all of the all of the things that happen throughout the story You have to come full circle to pay off at the end. So if we have an opening Let's see here Lauren is never disappearing again Probably not Lauren's probably gonna be here for the rest of my days Is how you been Brad? Let's see here. Okay No, I think it's gonna be go for Let's just do this because nobody uses. Yeah, go for you. Hey Tyler. How you doing? Hey peck? Sorry Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing really well can't complain. I'm happy to be back at work I got four short stories in my head. So the first month is taking care of and We're just we're jumping right into it. I haven't I haven't seen that one Viking. All right, let me give you a little more information here. So way back I would say this was probably it was before I met shell So it had to been before 2001 me and my middle sister We're talking about a delivery company called go for you and we ran into a roadblock because none of the Restaurants in the area would go for it. They all had policies that you know, if Either they delivered their own food or you didn't let anybody deliver it So however many years later door-dash ubreeds and all that stuff pops up, but we were gonna call it go for you And I'm sure other people had this idea long before that. I mean food delivery has been around forever, but Hey, Richie, how you doing? I ain't seen you in a hot hot minute You're sending to me on discord. All right, where's my phone? Make sure you tag me Viking so I can find it anyway So that's where the go for you thing. I've had that stuck in my head for ages Then I went and started working at the hospital and she started transporting Like moving mobile homes from one place to another And then we just kind we wanted to open a restaurant together now We don't now we don't it's a good thing. We didn't do any of these things because now we don't even speak to each other So location information Navigation I saw your last couple posts and while doing my YouTube watching this morning remembered you were live Awesome. Thanks for chopping in. How you been? Let me see what we got over here. Yes, visit the site. Come on discord Linda but listen Okay But Linda honey Can't do anything if you don't get everything Look at Linda. Look it. I could have brought this up and shared it I'm afraid I'd get a copyright claim though. Yeah, he's both a brat and stinking adorable at the same time. Yeah distinct what was that Listen Linda listen listen. Look it. Look it. Look it. Look it Look it. Look it. Look it make that 24. All right paragraph. We're gonna go into double spaced Oakley doggie Decide if I'm gonna go ahead and hit the restroom before I get started. So I don't have to stop in the middle of anything Yeah, I think I'm gonna go ahead and do that. All right So I am going to Bring this here and then I'm gonna remove my face and I'll be back in about I don't know hey Ryan I'll be back in a couple minutes guys. I gotta get run to the restroom. Hey, I'm back Let's go go for 30 minutes at a time 30-minute writing sprint stop now No, oh, that's why I had it at a set point eight to eight after the I was wondering why my Spaces we're so big in between the paragraphs You go get a shower. I have an auction to attend with a friend later and we're going to lunch first I'll be here. Just won't be able to chat for a bit. You're fine. Richie. I'm gonna be writing anyway Have fun at your auction This language may be offensive to your reader. You don't know my readers Jimmy's reading along Highless Hey, buckable. How you doing? Thanks, Chad 610 words in about 23 minutes. I'll take it Not stopping but we got a Seven and a half minutes left Before I take a break. I'll probably be going till 11 11 30 today All right, we'll stop there for right now. Let's see here Cancel let's do save as Linda rough I'm gonna go ahead and take a break and Then when I come back we will continue on that once again I'm going to 11 11 30 and then I'll be on twit over on twitch probably between 1 and 2 but I will be back to this We have so far 841 words in 30 minutes. That's awesome. Okay. I'm back All right, you know, I didn't spell it, right? Oh, all right, Richie. Have a good one. Oh, I forgot to set my timer. Let's go Just go 20 minutes. I think I've already gone about 10. Maybe not. Who knows I knew I spelled that wrong I never get it right. All right. That's chapter one done 1301 words All right, I still got 10 more minutes for this sprint is over and done with I'm going to go ahead and take another break when we get back. We will write For another 30 minutes sprint and then we'll be done I might open up chat to any questions or talking anything that you guys want to do I'm going to get to at least 2,000 words today. I'm thinking this one is going to be about five to six thousand words So we'll see we'll see but anyways Say goodbye to this. There's some face meat All right, I'm going to go ahead and go over what I've already written And then I'm going to go ahead and call it a day. I want to leave something for tomorrow I hate job hunting thought I was free and clear on my way up at my last company Then all this ai nonsense hit me and about 40 other folks were laid off and replaced by machines Or computers or algorithms whatever you want to call it Wouldn't have been so bad pre-pandemic post pandemic everybody's hiring, but nobody's hiring. You know what I mean Mainstream media says no one wants to work at least the mms. My parents what says that I'll give a flying fuck one way or another. I can only speak for myself when I say that I want to work They're just saying they're just ain't shit hiring no matter how many signs you see on the side of the road I'm either too inexperienced too overexperienced too young too old to set in my ways as one interviewer told me whatever the hell that means I should be beating off employers with a razor studded bat. Honestly high school diploma with four years of community college I'm the perfect candidate for thousands of jobs. I ain't dumb I can also smell bullshit from a mile away these companies they post jobs when they're not hiring because they never know when they're going to need to Replace someone applications pile up each one representing some sorry some bitch who's trying to make ends meet Then if they do call you you've already found a job or you've taken a permanent vacation from a temporary problem like my boy dug But anyway So here I am scrolling through job listings submitting resumes when an ad pops up like it's 1996 and i'm on aol Jesus fuck i'm old Drive for gopher you today no car no problem We'll provide the deals and wheels you provide the service click here for more information So I click here for more information and i'm whisked away to a new site Plain purple background with a single image of a beaver fist bumping its side of the screen My eyes track upward to the url go for you dot dell That's probably a gopher I say to no one because I live alone if misery loves company I must be the happiest motherfucker in a four state radius Small print under the gopher. I can fused for a beaver says become a gopher today The text highlights when I hover my mouse over it. So I click so I left click I'm welcome to a new page with your typical application stuffs name address phone number standard text messaging rate supply of course social birthday Driver's license number insurance beats all that shit I fill it out in record time mostly because my browser has all this stuff saved from the last 12 dozen applications I've submitted across the interwebs Once I click submit i'm taken to to yet another new page. This one is far more interesting than the last two Choose your ride assist I breathe as I leave in Not because I can't see but because what i'm seeing doesn't parse I get a free car Yes, and no I think as I read on further There's really only one option in five different colors. I've never seen a vehicle like the gopher mobile The trademark at the end of the name makes me giggle I'm imagining a superhero like batman rolling around in this abomination fighting crime and delivering taco bell But instead of a bat the some bitches of gopher I finally get down to the fine print and the to s confuses me further I get a car to ride in not drive because these bitches are some of them self driving joints All I got to do is ride along pick up items at restaurants or shop for Restaurants comma or shop for groceries sometimes bolt depending on each individual customer And the gopher mobile trademark lol does the rest or should I say linda does the rest Location information navigation driving assistant. I read out. I read aloud. That's a mouthful That's what she said Giggle fit. Please excuse me. I clear my throat and adjust my position in my chair like mom caught me like mom I'd like to just there. I took it out earlier. Like mom just caught me stroking it to furry porn Don't judge me. I selected neon green gopher mobile because why not Next I'm directed to a series of pages requesting information for back for a background check I jump through all the hoops and press submit Make that bold for continuity A box pops up telling me I'll receive the results of my driving record in the mail in seven to ten business days And nothing else. I figure that's it and close the browser My phone pings as soon as my computer's death throws come to an end One email notification from go for you The email provides a link to a site where I can put in my availability I ain't got shit else to do so I click every box next to all the time slots At the bottom of the page is a calendar drop down asking me Uh when I can start I pick today an hour from now The page that follows is another plain purple background with a fist bumping gopher and a message that written and a message written under the cartoon Your gopher mobile will arrive in 59 minutes 23 seconds Do what I say as the time continues to count down. There's nothing else to click What about my background check? What am I doing this? I What am I doing this thing ain't gonna answer me. No, let's do I laugh at myself. What am I doing this thing ain't gonna answer me I lock my phone and leave it face down on my laptop's keyboard I guess I need to get ready shower shave deodorant clothes socks with shoes, you know to make mom proud I even trim trim these pubes on my face to make myself more presentable And that's it. I'm all ready to go with a little more than 13 minutes left before my gopher mobile arrives I tap on tick tock to kill time before the app can load properly I have a new email my background check came back clean I had no doubt it would And I can and I can start delivering today Let's put comma right here I would hope to say so I think because the car is already on the way I swipe my email away and go back to tick tock I'm three seconds into the first video when my phone pings one new message Your gopher mobile has arrived at my apartment's Street-facing window. I tug the blinds open and put my forehead to the frigid glass A lime green vehicle is parked at the curb in front of my building It's 23 degrees Fahrenheit out there yet. I can't see any exhaust White plumes from every car on the road aside from the green whatever it is at the curb. Is that an ev? I've never ridden much less driven a self-driving Electric car and this is the first time I felt like this whole thing is too good to be true Don't I need some kind of license or special training? There's got to be more to this I'm thinking as I head out the door I'm thinking as I head out the door. Yeah, no pause there All right, too At the curb I reach for the driver's side door and hear the locks disengage a split second before my fingers touch the handle The door floats open slow enough that I have plenty of time to get out of the way I drop down into the leather upholstery and I'm instantly swaddled in comfort The driver's seat supports me in all the right places and is the perfect temperature There's a bottle of dark pepper strawberries and cream zero sugar in the cup holder Condensation glistens on the surface of the bottle. It's pleasantly chilly to the touch and equally pleasant in the taste department I've drunk a I've drunk I've drank I drink Ah, I drink Far less awkward. I drink a quarter of the bottle before I realized we're on the road Good morning says one of those artificial voices like somewhere between siri and google assistant I hope that you are having a pleasant day I don't respond because i'm not one of those weirdos who talks to machines and animals like they're human machines and animals like they're human People like that give me so many icks My name is linda the letters of my name stand for I know what they stand for I said I say's I say's I say under my breath, you know not talking to the machines so much as i'm talking to myself big difference I promise good linda replies Onto the next order of business did you just Did I just what The emphasis the emphasis on what gives me chills You're responding to me like In real time. Yes as I am programmed to I as I am programmed to do got to be Relatively professional right up front. Yes as I am programmed to do Do you have any questions before your first hour hours got to be our got to be our right guys. Yeah Do you have any questions before our first assignment? She it asked me how What why Never mind. No no questions. Where are we going first? Where are we going first Our first delivery is located on fifth and cart right a food service establishment called big brothers burgers colloquially referred to as triple b The owner does not care for the local nickname and is fond of telling his wife that it sounds like people are referencing and I quote Really big tiny titties Sided source The center of the dash is all screen on which starts which on which starts playing Bucket on which starts playing a local news reporter interviewing a man the ticker calls morgan friendly owner operator of big brother burgers And how do you feel about your restaurant? Okay, and how do you feel about fans of? How do you feel about fans of your restaurant calling it triple b? I don't like it none whatsoever. I tell you Like i'm fond of telling the missus. It sounds like they's talking about really big tiny titties The video feed cuts and the screen goes black You want to comment there don't you you do yeah all right Playback ended can I assist you with another inquiry? No, I say laughing for reasons unclear to even me. I'm good. All right, that'll work that'll work for now So i'm not sure if i'm gonna start another sub chapter or a chapter whatever i'm not sure i'm going to Start another one Right there if i'm gonna continue on but i'm good. So if you guys want to chat now is the time to chat i'm gonna put this away Stop sharing stop it stop it now All right save as this pc Say All right, and i'll probably be on twitch Uh relatively early today so that I can have more time afterward to uh to chill out Uh story looks good. Thanks jake. How you doing brother? How's the job situation and all that stuff? Oh, so I was just checking out the new hot keys Uh for stream yard Uh had the job search on hold during the holidays looking to start again real soon with it being january Well, good luck man. Good luck because the part of the reason why i'm writing the story that i'm writing Is because it's like all self Like it's like almost biography all the stuff with I plan on putting in all the stuff We've been going through lately and all that stuff But literally the only place around here I could find a job was door dash So we'll probably start doing Like uber eats and waiter and other apps also But right now all we're doing is door dash and we're making decent money. We're still coming up a couple hundred shorter every I don't want to say every week, but it'll be a couple hundred short every month yeah so i'm uh I'm a truck truck along with this. I'll probably have it done by wednesday if not tomorrow Now that I have a feel for the story and the character and whatnot Um, I'm gonna have to work on the voice because sometimes he sounds country. Sometimes he doesn't I'll work on the voice. It's just a mishmash of all the different all my different personalities right now But I'll I'll focus in um once I do some editing So I'll and then probably be thursday when when I edit it because we're doing um morning streams Monday tuesday and wednesday Between eight and nine going to 11 11 30 something like that. Um days like today will probably be shorter Um just because i'm getting back into the field of things and then Monday through wednesday i'm gonna be over on twitch after I get done here. I'm gonna be playing Uh god award vahala and a couple other games that I've been meaning to play um And then thursday friday saturday and sunday we door dash so So Thank you peck. Thanks for popping in. Um, did you get in it? Well, I don't even know where were you working on your own stuff Or were you just chilling in the background while all this was going on goes that? cancel goes that goes that um You know what that's a damn good jimmy you are on it today. That's a damn good idea What if I were to like connect them all in some very small way that'd be cool Um just chilling listening watching sweet um I think the mix of a country setting and the ai monetine voice is an interesting juxtaposition So I but what i'm saying is I need to be consistent because sometimes he sounds millennial sometimes he sounds like older and southern so 52 story mosaic that'd be that'd be very very so I would need to pick a common theme What about since I've had so many issues with ai and all that stuff What if ai was kind of like a running or technology was a running Theme throughout there's got to be one specific Thing to make a mosaic right Is a small character, but what is the significance of that character? There has to be one overarching theme Throughout the entire thing Is black mirror all all connected I watched the first two seasons stopped watching after that I thought they were all different time zones. Well, yeah, if you're talking about like technology is black mirror than yeah I guess yeah, if that's what you're saying then yes But I need some kind of overarching Theme whether it be like, uh The economy jobs, I'm trying to think of some of the other stories I have You've only seen a few to be fair either they're all pretty much about uh Because I think that I think the quote is literally technology is a black mirror Hang on Black mirror the dark side of technology. Yeah, that's what I thought that's that's quote If not technology alone, maybe the theme is the future is here and we fucked up Have then include ai and tech but also capitalism screwing people. Oh, well, that's just that's the yeah The influence of ai on modern society that'd be cool. That'd be cool There's one that I'm that I might have a problem. I might have to go with gps for this one too Maybe they use linda. Maybe there's you know different you know All of this stuff is like connected in some way. Um, but there's one story that I have about these uh Um that I have an idea for and that'll be next week. I'm gonna be working on it. Um called The road most taken So these people stop at this is all the stuff that has happened to us um, of course the supernatural elements or the whatever, uh, it isn't real but We stopped at a uh barbecue place called makin road barbecue in, uh, columbus, georgia We stopped there and then we were going down the we left there and we were going down this empty fucking road It's called wire road We're going down this road and I keep seeing these vehicles Parked on the side of the road with nothing around it and they're spaced out. Maybe A quarter of a mile to a mile apart. I mean the the road's like 15 miles long I see no other cars except for these cars that seem are seemingly abandoned And I thought what if every time this person takes this road There are more and more abandoned cars I could probably could probably do something with either self-driving cars or gps or whatever but um Also, the road is a loop and they keep ending up back at the barbecue place that of course didn't happen But I thought it'd be cool If but every time they get back on the road to do the loop again They figure out that you know, they see that there's more cars more and more cars Um and until finally they can't get through and they have to turn around and go the opposite direction And that's when the twist of the story occurs But I could do so I could easily do something with that I think And it doesn't even have to be like the the theme of every story. It just has to have Uh bits and pieces of that theme Where cars goes to where cars go to die kind of like the langle ears it's it's I I have I have the twist. I just don't want to tell it yet. Um, one of the park cars can be oh Jimmy brother, you are on it. You I'm gonna have to like start paying you as a consultant here Yeah, one of the cars can be a gopher from uh from the other one. Yeah That's a that's that's a brilliant fucking idea. It can be the same green one too That's a that's a fucking brilliant idea and then just a little piece from each and everything a little piece There's no technology in it whatsoever Other than they see one of the green gopher mobiles And I'll put like I'll go back and edit the story to where there'll be like a Beaver fist bumping and that'll tie it back into the channel also Um, for those of you that don't know I call my fan friends and fans here beavers Um over on discord. It's ease beaver scouts. The mods are called beaver scouts so on and so forth Yeah, I really like that jimmy Dude, you need to you got you have great fucking ideas Fantastic ideas if you don't write you need to write because you have great ideas Shit just what you sound like a showrunner coming in going. Hey, okay So what about this so what about this and they're just all great ideas Definitely definitely getting your name in the book that's for sure Um, in fact, I'm gonna open this up and I'm going to add down here many things to Jimmy brown For inspiring sections of this story With his amazing imagination There you go That's in there many thanks to jimmy brown for inspiring sections of the story with his amazing imagination There you go. I can't write it all but enjoy reading. I bet you could I Fucking I'd put money on it if you sat down and tried all it takes is the ideas All the rest of it is mechanics and you can learn mechanics. You can learn techniques There's a difference between writing and storytelling You're obviously a great storyteller because you have these ideas that fit perfectly And if you're an idea person then all you really need is Character prompts and not story prompts I promise you you could you could write if you if you if you sat down and started doing something and it may not be Grammatically perfect. It may not be Uh, exceptionally structured, but all of that stuff is mechanics. That stuff can be learned. What can't be learned is Natural storytelling Now you can of course go by the hero's journey or you know, some kind of outline or use prompts or whatever You can do those kind of things, but the more interesting stories. I feel like come out of nowhere And if you're you're cranking you've had what three four great stories You've had what three four great ideas already But anyways, I ain't trying to push you into writing. There's enough of us out here struggling as it is But uh, yeah Anyways, okay. So here at the end. I want to tell you guys, uh In case you weren't here for the live stream the reason why I'm doing 52 and 52 The reason why I'm trying to write a short story every week for a year is because that's how I really learned how to Well, that's how I learned how to build a routine. That's how I launched the Edward Lauren stuff and I figure let's try it again Let's see if it still works again. Let's just crank out these stories Spend a year working on new stuff and then put it out next year and hopefully people want to read it Let's see here patreon. I'm gonna go ahead and post today's writing from patreon if you're on If you're on my patreon What I've written so far today Is going to be posted up there now Okay Okay, here it is Paid members published now. Okay. Good deal. All right. Uh, hey, brian. How you doing, man? I want to write an autobiography motivational book Then start writing it Honestly, just start writing it and that's going to take Thank you directly through that. Okay, good All right, so the patreon's updated Anything you don't want to talk about before I go a friendly reminder. I will be on twitch probably in the next hour. So Probably about noon today Happy new year. By the way, if you all celebrate that kind of thing um Literally the only reason I started this today was because it was a monday and I wanted to start doing monday through You know monday through thursday kind of thing Um, you're great me. I'm doing I'm doing good. We're we're making it. We are enduring I like the sign of I need to put it back here Uh, the sign that I have up on my wall a friend told me Just endure you'll get through this just endure and so that's what we're doing. We are enduring We are existing with purpose uh There's going to be a long Long process trying to build back the lorn name, but I'm here for it. Um There if you're interested here at the end, there are links to my books that are already published There's quite a few of them Uh short stories all different kinds of stuff. The link is down there in the doobly-doo There's a link for uh, if you want to buy any of the books From Let's see here from here not not steven king stuff from here all the way over here They're $10 a piece You can pay pal me links down there in the doobly-doo buy any one of these books except not the steven king stuff You can buy any one of the books behind me for $10. It's free shipping Whatever I'm going to go read for an hour. Then I'll be ready for twitch awesome Uh, I like it. I like it. Good. We are playing Uh god of war valhalla today So we're doing the free dlc that uh, san amonica studios released for god of war ragnarok That is what we're doing today I have no idea what it's about. Um, I have played Uh, the full game to completion. I haven't 100% of it. There's so much to do in that game, but yeah, uh That's what we're doing over there. I'm hoping no more bet vet Bills I said bet bills This year I do okay when I don't have three to 800. God damn Shit, it sounds like my medicine when I don't have insurance one of my meds is like $1,200 a week. I think I'm like, yeah, I won't be continuing that But anyways I'm not even got oh shit I'm up to 79 follows on a that was closer than I thought I was gonna get up to 79 follows over on a on twitch so Oh and brian, we'll be getting back to once I can figure out what The fuck is going on with my switch? For some odd reason it won't Charge the joy cons We'll get back to yeah per week. There are these shots called tru-licity And they're uh, we're they're $1,200 every single week. I have to get one every week I have to take it on the same day same time every single week But uh, we'll get back to super mario rpg once I can figure out what's going on with twitch because I'm not twitch But uh, what's with my switch? Uh, that's that's why I haven't been playing it Uh, yeah per week To emphasize that yeah 4,800 a month now with my with my insurance. It's 13 dollars a week so No, I'm sorry. It's 13 dollars for an entire month. So 4,800 Uh, because it comes in a box of four pins So 4,800 a month cut all the way down to 13, you know, my insurance isn't paying 4,780 $7 you know, they're not doing that So it's it's whatever man. American pharmaceuticals and all that shit is just it's ridiculous The healthcare system all that stuff. Yay privatizing insurance. Yeah But what you gonna do what you're gonna do And doordash sent me a link. I already have accidental death and dismemberment Uh through through my bank. I have life insurance through them also and Doordash sent me a link to where I could go and pay a dollar a day For accidental death and dismemberment But not regular life insurance. So they're literally giving you Uh insurance life insurance if it's accident only if it's accidental death or dismemberment For a dollar a day because you're on the road and it's a dangerous situation. So Yeah I'm just like, oh that that feels good. Yeah I know my family will be taken care of for a hundred thousand dollars if I get Dismembered or killed in an accident. That's fantastic Is what that is So I'm gonna go get off my butt. I might even do a little reading How about that? I got this book that uh Simon and Schuster sent me. I'm surprised. They're still sending me stuff But they sent me a book that Is about it's kind of like it's a drama about a k-pop band And so it's kind of being marketed as daisy jones and the six but k-pop So i'm interested in that I got that one that i'm gonna try and read dan's already trying it Because they're a huge k-pop fan. So does that include a customer dismembering you? Yes, it does It does better than nothing. Yeah So, uh, I have life insurance accidental death and dismemberment. I have full coverage on my automobile I don't have a lick of health insurance. No, I don't fucking lick Oh, cool Dave girl's book. I didn't even know there wasn't new You're starting the new you book. Okay, jimmy in my opinion One of the best of the series because she does something just completely different And that's uh, that's all I'm gonna say to me for me. It was it was a pleasant experience I had a blast. I read it to shell shell enjoyed it. 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Anyways All right That was fun Anyways, y'all. I hope you guys have a great day if you're coming over to the twitch stream I will be live about noon today. So about 50 minutes from now Um, hope to see you guys there. I'll be back tomorrow. I'll be back between eight and nine again I just don't know when I'm going to naturally wake up. Sometimes I wake up at four. Sometimes I wake up at six Whatever, um, if I'm ever late, I'm still I'm still coming monday through thursday I will be here. Um, yeah, I'll see you over there I'll see you over there jimmy by viking uh, brian anyone else who's here anyone who's lurking Thank you for joining me, but until next time. I have been a you've been you This has been the first day of the first week of 52 short stories in 52 weeks Uh, but until next time Enjoy your spaghetti dreams Bye and other ways of saying bye wave nod just end the stream already. Okay. I'm doing it