 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. Tyler Clinton, the son of former President Bill Clinton's half-brother, Roger Clinton Jr., has signed on with a major modeling agency. Huh, a Clinton male surrounded by scantily-clad women? That's a change! A Dutch student on his way to Sydney, Australia, somehow instead ended up in Sydney, Nova Scotia. I've looked all over the place, so where are all the kangaroos? Panera Bread is being purchased by the same people who own Krispy Kreme donuts. Panera will still offer the same healthy soups and sandwiches, but now with a delicious layer of icing. Pittsburgh High School, located in Kansas, just hired Amy Robertson as their new principal at $93,000 a year. Little did she know, she had some hardcore journalists working on the school newspaper. Trina Paul, a senior and editor of the Booster Redux, said she was going to be the head of our school, and we wanted to be assured that she was qualified and had the proper credentials. So the kids started doing some research and stumbled on some things that most might not consider legitimate credentials. Ms. Robertson quickly resigned. So what was the truth? The students tried to contact Coralyn's University, a private college where Robertson claims she got her master's and doctorate years ago. Unfortunately, Coralyn's closed in 1986 and wasn't operating when Robertson claims she attended. D'oh! They say that Taylor Swift has been busy in a Nashville studio working on her next album. Which means she has recently broken up with someone and is inspired to write some really angry songs. One bidder for President Trump's border wall wants to include a tourist deck with scenic views of the desert, while another wants to cover the wall with solar panels. Okay, I love the solar panels, idea, but scenic views of the desert? Yeah, over there, and that's where we buried Vity to snitch. Yeah, over there, that's where we wept Mickey to ret. Bed Bath & Beyond has announced that it will continue to sell Ivanka Trump products. In other news, Liberals are claiming Bed Bath & Beyond is run by capitalist pigs. Singer Barry Manilow has come out and admitted that he's gay. In other shocking news, Kanye West has confessed he's conceded. Man Down, a war thriller with Shia LaBeouf, debuted in the UK at a single theater over the weekend and sold just one ticket. And my guess is that ticket was sold to Shia LaBeouf. Are you tired of the Transformers movies yet? Well, if you're not, Paramount is going to make sure that you are before they finally stop making them. Michael Bay, who has directed every Transformers movie so far and is planning on departing the franchise after the upcoming Transformers The Last Knight, recently confirmed that the studio has 14 different Transformers movies in some stage development. That's news like this that makes me wish sometimes we were under a dictatorship, so we could sentence people in Hollywood to the death penalty. Girls in Norway caught an assault suspect trying to escape. The suspect was naked and trying to flee on a single roller skate. It would have been fun just to let the guy go though, just so you could put out an APB on a naked guy on one roller skate just to see what happens. A New Jersey teenager has to make a decision soon most high school seniors can only dream of, deciding on which Ivy League school to attend in the fall. The problem, and it's a good problem, is that she was accepted into all 8 of them, plus Stanford and Ivy Plus school. If Yomah White Thorpe said she was shaking when she got the 8th acceptance letter, we had a term for kids like this when I was in school, not allowed to sit at the cool kids table at lunch because they screwed up the grade curve. If you liked this video, please give it a thumbs up and be sure to subscribe if you want to see more, and click that little bell next to the subscribe button to be notified when I post new videos. And if you're already an official Weirdo, please share this video on your own social media to help the channel grow. Have you signed up for the Marlar Sheet? It's the official newsletter of Marlar House. Subscribers to the Marlar Sheet are automatically entered in prize drawings, contests and promotions. This month, one of my Marlar Sheet subscribers will win a Weird Darkness t-shirt and coffee mug. Sign up for the Marlar Sheet free today at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com For more weird news anytime, to sign up for my newsletter to download my free mobile app or to get a DailyDoseOfWeirdNews t-shirt or coffee mug, visit DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. I'm Darren Marlar and I'll see you next time, Weirdos!