 Life's so stupid Excuse me, what are you doing here? What? This is where I contemplate on life This is where I come when I'm having a bad day. Well, I was here first. So bye Yeah, that's not how it works, and I'm pretty sure my day is worse than yours and only one of us can be here Okay, it's on them. How long have you been coming here for? About two years? Be more specific because I've been coming here for two years. So it's whoever came here first that discovered it Well, I've been coming here for 15 years. I've been coming here for 16 years. I've been coming for 17 years I'm coming as we speak. What? Oh, you f*** off! I got fired today. I said someone on fire today. What? Why? I was cold But anyways, before getting fired, what was your job? HR. So your job was to fire people. Yeah, and you fired yourself Well, I was so bad. I ended up sitting myself down and I told myself that I had to let myself go You know, I thought about ending my life up here so many times But then you remember that life is worth living for, right? No, I'm afraid of heights Huh? So every time I was about to jump, I thought, hey, what if I die when I jump? How do you think that works? What are you doing? I'm gonna play a song very loud so that you run away Actually, I can do with a bit of music. We said I knew how to play. Oh, no It's not that bad So you won't leave? No I got an idea. Yeah, whoever picks the highest card wins. That's fair. I'll choose this one. 10 for a turn So if I get higher than yours, I win? Yes I win. What? It was higher position-wise in the deck. It was higher. That's not what I meant That's what I understood. It's not what I meant. Make out with me. What? I had the worst breakup today Yeah, whoa, whoa. This is not a comparing competition, okay? But my breakup was way worse. How bad was it? I caught her holding hands with someone. And how bad was yours? I caught her kissing someone. It was so bad I caught her having sex. I caught her having sex. How is that any different from with three men? Were they Asian? Oh, were they white? So they were black. Oh, you said it. You said black. You're kind of feeding that word to me You know, what word? Black. Black isn't a bad word. What? Do you consider it bad? I would never say that. Tell me the worst thing that's ever happened to you. I was 10 years old. Damn. I wasn't done I was 10 years old. Damn. That's really not the end of the story. I was a certain age and my teacher said, damn, sorry, man. Why did you come in so early? You sound like my ex. Sorry about that. Anyway, so she would say, damn, she Okay, now What are the problems you have? That's cool. My grades. I failed on my subjects. Well, you clearly didn't study No, I did study, but when I got to the exam room, I realized I had forgotten something. What'd you forget? I had forgotten That I was a toddler Eight months old. I wasn't mentally developed enough. But now that I'm seven years old, I know what I'm worth. Wait, you're seven? Yeah, I was born on February 29th. I only had seven birthdays. I saw breastfeed though. You breastfeed. I breastfeed. You give the milk No, or you take the milk. I take the milk from my own TD. That's breast-taking What are you doing? Whoever breaks eye contact first loses. I'm not doing that You do realize how awkward this is, right? No No winners. Thank God with me. What? What's your name, by the way? All right, what do you want to know my name? Whoever has the longest name gets to stay here. My name? What's yours? Okay, you win. You clearly have the longest name. Yeah, imagine at Starbucks