 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb FedEx and dead papa hanging out by the water. That looks like retirement. That's me. That's just that's noodle How you doing? Did you do anything this weekend went to? Uh, no nothing to report This is Jake's bachelor party weekend. My request for my bachelor party was we go somewhere warm We don't drink all weekend. We play a little golf almost oh for three, but well We did the simulator we did the simulator for a little bit simulator simulator I fixed my drive Jimmy it clicked the the video game meets golf kind of linked in fixed my drive. Yeah, 260 No, no 275 was my highest straight so Pretty wild Barefoot because I wore boots and I didn't was swinging barefoot and we'll talk about mr. Purple in a minute But first the New York Giants are the best Giants are the best ever And that's the sports The New York Giants are the best ever and talking Giants had a party at the purple and it was great Tell me about this almost a breakdown that you it was labeled elsewhere But because you're such a big snooker fan you said this needs to be almost a breakdown Well, there's a conspiracy here. So that's why I wanted to grab this one for myself the snooker masters 2023 a wasp caused chaos mark Williams. He was in the lead mark Williams name three two one five It's basic He was up and then a wasp came and the video of him getting scared of the wasp It reminded me of a scene from a kids movie where someone's getting laughed off stage and you feel bad from the whole audience I think he's fine. I don't think he was kind of in I know he was exaggerating a little. He's very scared Referee was like it's behind you and it goes to kick it But he does like ants in his pants dance pretty bad and then settles down and keeps playing This also happened in 2021 Yeah indoor place a wasp also came into play in 2021 where it landed on a ball and the referee had to come and like Chop it to death off the ball. So now I need to know why are wasps constantly involved in High-level snookers matches their indoor facilities is someone bringing them in You're going there. They had a viral moment in 2021 with a wasp 2023 I've never even been paying attention now a wasp is in play. So I think this is a conspiracy our wasp More popular than snooker. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes I think there's genuine fear and then he tries to play it cool And I kind of don't like that I go one point he grabs a towel and does this whippy move Which is just like I write a way to kill a bug though with a towel and then he's just general outfit playing snooker Well, it's all demeanor. He looks like a snooker player named Mark Williams It's an old-time bartender outfit, which I don't I haven't played as much snooker as I'd like these days You know kids batch or party, but doesn't feel like he should be playing snooker in that. But yeah, someone planted that wasp Doesn't just happen. Oh Let's go back to the more sports football. That's what people are clamoring for Jake Jim This is the story of the year and it's brought to you by Miz and a man. God. We look good We got lobsters on my shirt. I've got these are little lobsters if you keep zooming in, you know How you do the telescope just like oh, those are fish eggs You do the telescope and it keeps going in and then you like actually see if that a mizzen Jim This is a good one north Dakota College of Science and football How many bullet points are on this story Ray Ruschell or Ray Ruschell? I'll let you figure it out I had it as Ray Ruschell, which I liked better than both names. You said I'm taking yours because obviously that's better Ray Ruschell after 20 years in the Army and National Guard. He decided I'm Joining the team. He was taking some classes and he said why not? I'm 49 years old Well, he was the night shift mechanic at a North Dakota sugar beet factory and he wanted to go Higher up on the ranks. He was like I gotta get Higher so he went to college and then he found out he's eligible to play on the football team So now he's doing that. He looks like a man. Yeah, he looks like I said He looked like a lineman from the longest yard You kind of wanted him when you're picturing in your head You initially either wanted to be a big guy or a small guy He's in between like he just looks like he could work on his car and win a bar fight I wanted him as four eyes from dodgeball like total loser In shape like crazy gonna kick these kids asses. Yeah, he's just right in the middle Just a fine he's better than some of the kids He very much looks like a dad of one of the players that you'd be like wow His dad's kind of a tough cookie, huh? He gets 12 snaps a game. He's playing one of his teammates in the video strips strips I'm chasing him like he's just laughing the whole time. I'm in on this I think he should have fans. He just got to Zach's kind of out. No Zach doesn't like Ray X kind of out Oh the not sports shake This is the biggest not sports story we've ever done your favorite Shakira's husband cheated on her has a new lover who's like 21 years old Gerard pk and Shakira's mother-in-law Gerard's mom Gerard pk's mom approves of this right approves of her cheating son Isn't scolding him so Shakira put a witch statue up Also, they live together and Gerard moved his mom close by so she could live close to that which mannequin So Shakira recorded a diss track where she's kind of rapping Yep dissing him shaking and then she put a witch mannequin on her balcony facing her mother-in-law's house and blared her diss track on repeat and Man if someone else does this you hate it and you think they're crazy and kind of like in the wrong But Shakira does it right and it's cute as hell because he used to really push his butt in the Shakira I love Shakira. I used to watch the music video gypsy all the time sometimes without the music No with the music Raphael Nadal's in there. He just won his first round at the Australian Open looking to go back to back Ballboy stole his racket bigger left arm set just because he only hits with his left Jimmy when he'd watch Shakira his right arm was a little bigger than his left Mr. Purple is Mr. Purple is Mr. Purple are we going Justin and Bobby? I feel like they've been getting a lot with the Giants one. They had their first event with this Community and they sold out told 200 tickets I'll let you face-mash them Justin and Bobby and together they make Mr. Purple and that's our employee of the week I need two good pictures of Justin and Bobby and I will face-mash them. I'll do like this deck their faces This episode of the weekly done was brought to you by Mizan and Maine They make really comfortable men's clothing that you need to try to believe Possibly the best part of their dress shirts is that they're machine washable That means no more expensive trips to the drink cleaner and if somehow you still aren't a believer They've got over 30,000 five-star reviews So if you want the best cold weather clothing check out Mizan and Maine right now if you go to mizanandmaine.com and use promo code Dumb you'll receive $35 off regular price order of $125 or more That's $35 off when you go to M-I-Z-Z-E-N-A-N-D-M-A-I-N dot com and use our promo code dumb Shakira is awesome. I'm a big fan of Shakira I wish the diss track was in English because I can't understand it. We'll do like a JJ TV video It's Joe's translating the Shakira video to you. Well, I'd watch that the translation is Shit, so we'll have to have Joe's not see that. I mean Joe speaks I'm gonna put a witch doctor Facing you dude actually a little witch puppet behind you over there like right over your head That would suck. Yeah, kind of taunting. They got kids together, which does make it kind of sad So does Ray Ruchel. He's got two kids. Do they cheer him on? I'd assume so I'm wondering if like the college girls are North Dakota, right? What was that tone? You might be hot as hell in North Dakota. You I wish you had a little less Shakira Maybe not the kids, but any 30 year old any that's on campus all the all the teachers love them faculty He should date all their moms That should be the end game. Come on, Ray. Do it lining up in practice and just being like in your mom