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I can catch this hot cocky bitch. On the hot round the edges. Burn your lips to shreds baby. I know y'all been listening right now. This is the D5 South radio show. Still got seven backstage bands. This is Smokey Robinson. And this time he will be with the miracles. It will not be like the last show. I heard some people were upset. Said the miracles weren't there. But the miracles will be there this time. So you will get smoky. And the miracles on us. Who are we? Carlos Miller. Baby that's all you can do is try. Just like all our great listeners out there. I know you guys are trying. And keep on trying baby. Cause the trying don't stop. I want to give a shout out. To all of the people in Job Corps. Ladies and gentlemen. If you're listening to us in Job Corps right now. Yeah man. You know what? I can't wait for you to get your plumbing license. And sometime my toilet don't flush. If you know what I'm saying. So shout out to all my people out there in Job Corps. Shout out. I got your letter in the mail. Gotta send some love to my man Melvin. Down there the truck drivers. That's the two. Trying to get the CDLs man. Down there the truck drivers. Oh so I want to give a big shout out to Greg. The chicken cook at Chick-fil-A. Thank you for blessing me. The way you bless me. Every time I come in there. Always putting the chicken down for extra four minutes. Just to make sure it's crispy enough for me. Greg thank you so much for your service. And keep on listening. Who's that color? To all of them that be male or female. Some of you are named after your father. But hey. Warns for her name is Frank Kena. But we love you baby. Love you too. Okay man. We got to cut this off. Get into something. Well you know we got the basic bills. I mean y'all of course. I like how you let that. Let's do that. What's that shit called? What you did at the end. Fade out. Nah but it lingered. It wasn't a fade it lingered. I don't know what that was but I like that. I like that man. Chico Bean. You know everybody's up in arms right now. Why is that? They disappointed man. Why is that? Game of Thrones. Yeah man. They didn't like that last episode man. But you know I look at it like I'm a Game of Thrones fan. That's why I asked you because you know way more about it than me. Yeah I'm a Game of Thrones fan. I didn't even watch Game of Thrones. One of them dudes who you know was like I'm not about to watch no shit about no dragons nigga. But then I watched that first episode and then once you watch that first one it gets you. It gets you. So I really wasn't disappointed with the ending because I don't have no expectations of white people. They gonna do what they want to do whenever they want to do it. I just didn't know. Hey I'm a fan. I'm a watch whatever y'all put out and that's what it is. Now I can see that the crazy part is how enthralled the white people who watched the show get in it because you know we shooting right now. We doing wild and out right now so we around you know a variety of white people salute to all of y'all. But they will highly upset the next day. Oh yeah. I mean discussing the plot and what they should have done was Jon should have did this and this I'm like damn they really invested. They really be invested in that shit. Super invested. But you know what though that's how I feel like black people probably was invested in good times in the 70s. But they wasn't. You don't think so? No. Why not? Good times. It was a good show but it wasn't. It wasn't nothing that we needed to further discuss. It was pretty much cut and dry. But I mean I understand that. I understand that part. But to see black people on TV at that time and to see a black family on TV at that time probably had to be some amazing shit. People probably. I think it's probably like five episodes of good times that people talk about. I give you my picks. Well the number one episode of good times in every community is when Penny got burned. Another underrated episode of good times is when J.J. painted black Jesus and they had good luck and Florida tried to make him put the black Jesus in the closet. It wasn't black. It was black Jesus. But he had painted them at the near DeWino. Made them look like black Jesus and they start finding money. James got a job and Thelma got accepted to school. Michael made some good grades and then J.J. was like I told you mama she replaced it with the white Jesus. She ain't gonna hit us. Another one was when J.J. joined the game. That was about to be that one. One of my favorites was Georgia. What was the dude name that met up with him in the hallway to end up poppin' him? Mad Dog. Mad Dog. Come on man. Mad Dog. How about when fuckin' Penny and Michael won the talent show? Oh yeah. That was a good one. Yeah that was a good one. The one where Walona adopted Penny. I ain't never seen that one. That was like a three part episode. Y'all remember when Walona adopted him? Was that after James that? No. Walona adopted Penny. Yeah that was after James that Penny came later. Walona adopted Penny right after her mama burned her with the iron. That was like two, three episodes later. Oh okay. I just assumed that people would be invested like that in regards to how people was just overwhelmed with the game of Thrones ending up being what they wanted it to be. Well for black people we get disappointed by shit all the time. We don't really give no fucks about no TV show. You gotta deal with real life disappointment as a nigger. But you'd be surprised the type of TV shows that black people like. Like that's their show that don't have no black people in it. You know what? That's crazy because I say this about the TV shows that you watch. You watch a lot of car shows and all that. And I never watch those type of shows but they are really entertaining. Like just the stuff that they do to the cars and all that. Right. You would learn a lot about you know what you don't know by looking at what TV shows people. I was thinking about that shit earlier bro. Like comedians ask me all the time for comedic advice about writing jokes and shit. I'd be like man you gotta put a lot of shit in your head. The best thing to write jokes from is like shit that you don't like. Because you really just riffing and tearing the shit up and that's all what jokes are. Speaking of which did you see Colin Kaepernick girlfriend had the girl from The Teen Mom Show 16 and some shit one of them Teen Mom Show and she was asking about the shit that she was posting on social media because the girl was all like she was she was in tour with the other girl for saying some shit about her husband and then the old girl was like well you was saying shit about my husband then she tried to play the victim and cried and ran off and all that shit. Oh. Yeah. You know shout out to Ness Nitty. Yeah we know Ness man. She's a real one. We done known her for a while and that's I don't know man. I still think that Colin Kaepernick was given one of the most magnificent real roles of all time. I mean just because the talent level that he has that's clear and to not get a shot at all is crazy just because you did something that any human being would want to do in regards to saving human life. That shit is crazy man. Salute to Colin Kaepernick and Ness. Yeah man. Colin Kaepernick is a real G because it take a lot to restrain yourself like that. Especially when you looking at the motherfucker who put in the book. He know exactly who said what about him and who kept him out the league. That's the fucked up part about. He know he might not know all of them but he know some of them. He know the motherfuckers who started the bullshit. That's great. See that's that real life disappointment that we was talking about that keep us not giving a fuck about how Game of Thrones ended. This nigga still don't play football. This is fucking crazy. It's amazing man. Like how somebody at that level they can reach that just to think about what it takes to reach that level of success as a black man. Bro they tried to tell me Eli Manning was a better quarterback than goddamn Colin Kaepernick. Who told you that? Shit there's a lot of motherfuckers who still in the NFL who they they basically saying that are better quarterbacks than Colin Kaepernick. I mean yeah it's easy to say that when you're not seeing what the other quarterback can do. If you're not giving me I mean you might be right. But give me a shot to prove you right. You know what I mean? It's easy to say that you're right when you're not giving a shot to see what the alternative perspective is. So yeah it is easy to say somebody is a better quarterback to him because you haven't given him the opportunity to quarterback shit. Right. So it's crazy. Like I said. They offering contracts to motherfuckers who ain't played football in 5, 6, 7 years. I'm talking about Al Bundy. It's crazy. Mufflers is on the phone with him like man I'm too fat to play football. They're like well come on man give it a shot. Al Bundy. Nothing beats a failure but a good track. Exactly. Or some shit like that. I'll be getting my quotes mixed up. But salute to him for it. And then one of the things that I got out of it most is that you know it feel good to be able to see somebody still hold their head high going through all of that publicly. You know what I'm saying? To be able to still walk around with it. Especially when you have all of these like I said the other side of it because you know we sitting here saying positive things about the situation but there's plenty of other outlets and people who have the exact opposite perspective that we do and doing the same thing that we are right now sitting behind the microphone broadcasting it to the world. So you got to get all of that and for him to be able to still walk around and hold his head high. That's good motivation man salute to you. You know what I say to those people who take their platform and say the opposite. Man fuck you. That's simple. I'm not going to put a lot of emphasis on the fuck you because I want you to know that it's a casual fuck you. Like it's a fuck you and fuck you. Nothing goes with that. Just a fuck you. Not even the combo. Just a plain fuck you. Yeah you don't even get a fuck you. Nothing else after that. It's usually the second word that determines the level of anger after the fuck you. But it's just flat out fuck you. I don't even want to attach it to it. It's a flat out fuck you. You're not attached to it. It's a fuck you motherfucker. It's something coming with that. Right. That motherfucker add another element to it. No I'm really good. I don't know. I'm frustrated. I'm tired of all my issues as a black person being ignored around this bitch. And then you know I know the nature of black people but I don't know how we would move all at once. Like I know it's only you could push a nigga so far before he respond. And I'm wondering what's the tipping point before niggas just be like man we totally shit up. In this day and time I think I ain't going to say we passed that point but I'm going to say we passed that point. What I mean by that is we don't live in the same. It's like you know we talk all the time. We're in the matrix bro. I don't even know how much of this shit is real or what. It's like you got to look at the way the world set up. It's so easy to just formulate mass group think now. It used to be hard to do that. I'm 20 years ago. You wanted a group of motherfuckers to think like you. It took a couple weeks to get. And get with them and talk to them. Call them on the phone. And then come back and talk to them again. And then you know. Just to make sure they still feel like that. Exactly. Now you can create mass group think by just you know picking up your phone so I think the things that we go through we got to really elevate our way of thinking to be able to navigate the world that we live in because it's not the same world where 10 up shit is going to have the same results that it did before because you ain't going to it's impossible because it's too many people out there who want to record the process of tearing the shit up. Just record shit. They don't mean they're going to want to be out there. You supposed to be tearing shit up but you got to hold it. Wait a minute. Hold up. Hold up real quick. The motherfucking revolution won't be televised but it will be tweeted, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Like that right there is not the element that is going to cause this type of change that we need. So I think that we just got to be you know vessels like we are you know doing what we do and try to set an example that you know it's possible to move around out here and be successful and be happy without changing. Money fell out of my pocket. You got a lot of money. I mean you know I had enough for it to fall out of my pocket. I tell you that much. Yeah man shit definitely needs to change though. Where people getting on social media they doing niggas so bad out here. I mean I don't think that. Ah that's the thing Lois I don't really think the world has necessarily changed so much. You know why the world has changed. Bro the world because this shit is like compared to what's going on in the rest of the world. Exactly. I don't think the world has changed at all. Like the ability to be able to understand that the world we live in bro you got to have a perspective that allow you to get through the shit day to day. Ain't that crazy. Day to day. That's crazy. Well how do you get up every day and navigate through this shit as a black man. What's some of your first thoughts when you wake up in the morning as a black man in America. One of the first things I think about when I wake up is that I got another one. That's the first thing. I got another one. I thought I was the only one. Every morning I wake up it takes me about two minutes to be like alright I'm still alive. That's what I'm saying. That's what I feel like real shit. I wake up like alright I got another one. He gave me another one. He gave me another one. So that's the thing. Like I look at life that way. Like you know my perspective on life is different than a lot of people because I dealt with death so early. Like so you know what I mean. I appreciate being alive. So every day I get to be alive. I'm like I get to be alive. But then when you start trying to navigate all the other shit. Oh my God. Boy that's when you got to get creative. Like I feel like niggas is some of the most brilliant. And I say niggas with passion. Because I don't like the negative connotation that's put on that word. And I say this and I stand on this. I think that what that word represents to us and the ability to be able to take something that is negative and you know has all of the you know just evil that's attached to it and be able to turn into something that's a term of endearment speaks to that shit that we got to get up and do every day. It's not just a word to me. It's not just a word to me. Niggas is really like my nationality. Yeah. Like I'm a nigga. And I ain't even, I'm a whole nigga. Me too. I'm not ashamed of that. Like if they needed somebody to be the epitome of a nigga like if they needed somebody to be the face of like a nigga. I'd do it. I don't even know if, like in no way, no negative way, bruh. Because it's not a negative thing. Like you think about the stuff that like we talking about now. Because I got two brain. I think of shit. Like when shit come to me and I process information I think of it in like all these different scenarios. But I know that my favorite one is always the nigga scenario in my mind. It's just my whole nigga, everything. And what makes niggas beautiful is the fact that you don't act on that majority of the time. You don't, that's not the thing that you base your. I do so much nigga shit. It's just normal. But you don't, that's what I'm saying. Like your ability to be able to navigate when it's time to act like a nigga and when it's time to, you know, fit the description of what somebody else may look at just so you don't end up having to act like a nigga. But sometimes I have to check my, like I'm gonna tell you how you know you're being a nigga. But when you see the police and you have to adjust anything you caught yourself being a nigga. Man, let me turn this goddamn Gucci man down. I'm out here being a whole nigga right now. Excuse me. But uh, excuse me. But yeah, I feel you. I think my favorite nigga activity though is just having on new shoes and keeping them clean. Oh yeah. To the point where white people be like, how do you keep your shoes so clean? Magic. Are they new? Nah, I just don't fuck around like that. Exactly. That's the number one way that black men keep their shoes and shit clean. That's a life lesson. Don't be out here fucking around like that. Yeah. When a nigga tell you, I don't fuck around like that, you gotta respect that. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. And that's the thing, like the shoes mean so much to us because I think shoes mean so much to niggas because of the walk that we got to walk in life. We got to walk up a hell of a walk. So if I got to walk this fucked up walk and I ain't got no choice, look at my shoes. Nigga, hold on one second. Let me get my people in. Pause. Hit the window. Yes. What a glorious topic that is. Man, it's so much crown that we got a couple right now as niggas because there ain't nobody speaking for us. Really? This podcast for us right now. Yeah. With some of your nigga activities that you'd like to indulge in. Let's continue the conversation. Tell them motherfuckers I'm coming and they ain't coming. Oh, man. I'm on my way. That mean I'm about to leave the crib. Right. Yeah. What else? Some more of my favorite niggas. Talking loud in public. Especially when I see somebody out there and they expect to see, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about what you... Hey, buddy, can you keep it down? I'm first, but I'm not your fucking buddy. Don't be condescending. I ain't seen this nigga in years and I don't even know how to get in touch with him. I'm excited. Of course we talkin' loud. Some of my other favorite nigga activities is when white people give you dirty looks and you be like, what the fuck you lookin' at? Oh, my God. You don't make a moment to piss on yourself if you do that. Oh, my God. Piss all on itself in the airport in the morning. Crazy. You know, never one of my loaves. What? Chon up late. Yes. I just sometimes I just like to be late sometimes. Fuck, I don't even like the first part of when shit starts. You ever been early? Mmm. Ain't that lame as fuck? Now you just sitting there waiting on people. Man, I hope some cool motherfuckers show up because this shit, they trick me on this one. That's what I'm saying. You took it. That's the thought. You can get to a point when showing up late is cool, but you got the work to get to the point where they... I got a theory about this. Happy to see you whenever you show up. What if, what if I'm not late? What if I didn't want to be at the whole party? What if I'm only good for an hour and a half, two hours a party? You didn't invite me to some shit that's gonna last four to six hours. How you mad at me because I showed up for the last two? Huh? Feel good to be able to do it? Yes, I had to make sure the shit was fun. Yeah, you ever showed up somewhere? It's your party. It ain't even about me. You showed up, you ever showed up somewhere that was told to you prior to you getting there how awesome it was gonna be and then you arrived. Oh my God. Oh my goodness. That right there, take the wind out your sails because when you get to a certain point you don't really be wanting to go fuck with nothing anyway. And you hit it, man. I'm telling you boys, we about the boys about to be crazy and they feel like a man. I'm trying to tell you. Slimming is going down, man. As soon as you're walking the door, bottles and nigga throwing money, titties, everything. Slimming is going down. We got to... And then you get in there and nigga looking at you like, yeah, man, really, I don't know, man. I don't know what happened, bro. I guess, you know what? We waiting on some people to walk up and we're just gonna turn up later, bro. Let's rip you just sit down and just chill. Chill. We got a little game going over there. Jump in that, play the next four shots until we wait for the bitches to come. Bro, you ever been somewhere, I was just about to ask you, you ever been somewhere in the whole digital world? No. Goodness. That is an awful conversation, boy. When that moment, when you realize it's over and they not coming, whoo! Who's gonna take the rap for that one, Slim? Hold up. We need some silence for this one because this is a very touching subject. That's crazy. And I feel like you're the perfect nigga to ask about this. Like, we're gonna do this with as much respect as we can. Of course. It's all with respect. We live in a world where hoes do exist. And I don't want this to be taken the wrong way. I don't want regular women to be listening to this and then associate themselves with what we're talking about. PSA. We really talking straight and directly to the hoes right now. So if you're not a hoe, this ain't got nothing to do with you. No. And then please don't be mad or think that we mean any disrespect by trying to enhance the hoes. Yes. It's niggas who want to hear this right now. And that's who we talking to. That's what it is. How important to the hoes that's listening. Right. Let them know how important them showing up to shit when they say they are, is. Listen, ladies. I mean, I'm sorry. Not the ladies. There you go. That's what's gonna confuse them. We're not talking to the ladies. We're not talking to the ladies. Hoes. You have to understand as a man, it's a very unique process to be in position where you expect some hoes to show up. Like niggas got to be out here winning. We got to walk their walk that our shoes got to be cleaned for. So I ain't got time to just always be fucking around waiting on the hoes. But when I do have that time, I really need the hoes to show up. Because that excitement that you give yourself about the hoes coming, that's not that anything is going to happen. It's not that we have any expectation, but it's just the fact that hoes change the atmosphere. The energy change when hoes walk in the room. So it's like, when the hoes don't show up, all that energy that you was waiting on, I mean, it's like a rocky fight. Niggas was in there doing pushups. Let me ask you this. Taking shots. Let me ask you this. You know what I'm saying? Running to the stove three, four times. From a nigga who they already and he hit you with a sense of urgency. Say, nigga, where the fuck you at? I'm on my way. Why? Nigga, hurry up. It's so many goddamn hoes in this bitch. Most of the fun that you have had in your life as a nigga involved that phrase right there. If you went to some shit and it wasn't so many goddamn hoes, I bet you that shit was lame as fuck. I believe it. All the way live. Because it's like Every time you ask a nigga how some shit was, that's his first statement. How was the cruise? Niggas with so many goddamn hoes on their boat. He might not have talked to none of them, but they was there. Exactly. And even though he was with his wife, even though he didn't talk to none of them, that's what I was going to bro. The fact that he can talk about them now, all his niggas are just going to want to have that conversation. So tell me about these hoes. Because his perspective is just, he appreciate the fact that he was there with them. It don't have nothing to do with his intent. If you think we capping right now, watch a nigga listen to another nigga tell him about a spot where some hoes was in. Big smile. Bro tell me about a place you went where it was just a goo goggles of hoes. Man, a goo goggles of hoes. A whole bunch of hoes. It was a bunch of hoes over there? And they had one of them fly away. Listen, let me tell you something about them type of events. Those are unique events. Because you have your people there that are in relationships and they there to have a good time. But then you got the hoes. And the unique aspect about those type of situation is the age range for whole attendance is widened drastically. So you have the young hoes, the middle age hoes and the original hoes. And they all there together. And it's like, you don't even know how to navigate that because you used to see it in the hoes. Because it's a three different approach. The old hoes is on you. Off top. Come on, let's go get some drinks where y'all going to be at. We about to go change. The old hoes is giving you much play. Walking up to you singing some Betty Wright. The young hoes don't need to speak to you until the night before y'all frown. Off some, you don't even drink. She off some Makles Mark. You don't even think women can drink that. She drinking crown raw black straight out the bottle. Straight out the bottle. Her and her fat fish and that. Big and that. And they going to do whatever it is. And they drunk the whole trip. She's sweating. She drunk the whole trip. She dragged her feet in them flip flops. Big ass ankles. Dancing to everything. So it was just the fact that you used to see in the hoes that you used to be in around. And you can get kind of blinded by the spectrum of that being all that there is. Because you get comfortable. Especially if you are always around three or four hoes. Because that's when you're winning in life. Exactly. And when you open it up to where you see that big rain, just like wow. You know where a lot of hoes at right now. This is why I know the future. The future probably is going to be okay. You know where a lot of hoes at? Where? A whole lot of hoes. College. It's so many hoes. Brown performed in college. Just a college full of strippers. These motherfuckers were so fine. I've been to those types of colleges. You got to leave. Some of these HBCUs are fucking amazing. Just a college full of young grown ass fine women. Young grown. You heard what I said? Young grown. Young grown women. And that's the thing. The crazy part is no matter where you go into the spectrum you always around some hoes because like we said all the women there are not hoes but there are hoes there and they have a whole different perspective than the hoes that when you was in college. You know who I got a shout out right now? All the niggas who got a job in a bunch of hoes worked there. I don't know what your job is. You might work in a warehouse or something off his building but if it's a bunch of hoes in there you win in my name. And that's the thing that you got to when you seen when I saw that many in regards to all of them being in the same place it made me realize how the way that the hoes approach the situation is dependent upon the time. What is it about the hoes? But listen, the old hoes they not going to have the same intensity as the young hoes. Like we did a college and that song came on the real ass bitch give a fuck about a nigga big Birkenbag hold five six we watched a room full of young women said they're fucking on the scamming ass rich ass nigga. I said ooh the game changed. Because when I was in college they was not fucking on scamming ass rich ass nigga. It was like one chick fucking hell. She was very unique because she was a ho. A whole one but it was one and you had to take the risk of dealing with the scamming ass rich ass niggas for even fucking with her. What is it about the hoes? Man listen, I don't know I think the hoes just don't understand their value and their worth. Like it's bigger than sex you provide an environment. Like I'm an entertainer right comedian slash entertainer I'm inspired by what the hoes feel about what I create. Because I know that niggas are very objective anyway and it's hard to pull fans when they niggas and I don't fault them for that because niggas is just niggas yeah it is what it is. Some niggas ain't never been like that. They hate it every week. You know what I mean? Talk all the craziness in the world but that's the thing. The hoes provide ease from those type of situations like it's the value and that's the thing I think one of the things is that women are ashamed of being called a ho or being a ho but the reality is I think if you just realize what it is and embrace that then it's not necessarily a bad thing because everybody ain't everything I'd never go to the NBA but I don't desire to that's just the way I approach it you know what I mean? I'm not worried about something that is not what I am. I live in a town, I don't never say never I don't know what the fuck my head is I don't know what Stranger things have happened I live my life open to all kinds of possibilities I respect that I've done so much shit I never thought that I would do Now I agree with that but you know I'm talking about just in regards to the hoes See let me clear that statement up because it's a lot of weird motherfuckers who gonna take that statement with what the fuck you do Loves none of that goof ass shit you thought when you heard that nigga don't ever try me like that I feel you but I mean the hoes just have to embrace the fact that they're and it's okay to be a ho if that's what you want but be remember Remember hoes back in the day? You remember hoes before you had hoes? Yeah I remember when I first got out here chasing hoes nigga the only reason I wanted my license was to ride with hoes go get some hoes that was the only reason I passed this driving test Every young man who is his whole motivation is to get the car to get to where the hoes at The game that changed because you had to had a car to get to where the hoes was at You didn't know what the hoes was till you got there But we talked about the other side of the spectrum You gotta keep in mind these hoes was on the other side of town trying to do the exact same thing too Some of them were, some of them hoes were just sitting over there waiting on the nigga to get his license to come get her ho ass Some hoes put just as much effort in the giving us pussy as we did to get it And I think they need to be appreciated That was exactly that was the nature of the game back then Now, like I couldn't imagine when I was in high school if I knew with the hoes at any other high school other than the one that I was going to look like immediately I didn't know what none of the hoes in America You know what I'm saying? I went to Dunbar I was around the hoes I went to school with and the hoes I lived around and however I was able or capable to move around was depending upon what hoes I saw in other places and getting the vehicle and being able to explore places that you never explored Now you can sit in your house as a high school student and scroll through the hoes Bro, think of all the hoes and just be able to say hey and immediately be able to contact her and say hey what's good with you I'm on my way right now That was a process Think about all the hoes who wanted to give you some pussy in high school They believed in you first That's very true Bro, you got to reach out to some of them hoes and be like girl this is what your investment is Because think about it Every piece of pussy you ever got in your life led you up into this moment Exactly and every piece of pussy that you ever got in your life was given to you You ain't never went out and Nobody ever went and got no pussy You ain't never got no pussy Every piece of pussy that was ever given to you was given to you I don't care what side of the game You can convince somebody to give you some pussy It ain't a story sad enough that somebody is going to be like Oh my god Really? Let me run to the house real quick and get a shot You need some pussy That's never going to be The payment is not going to be the payment You would think you'd be in punk if that happened to you You know what I mean That's how much people really devalue what it means to really be given some pussy That means you are the nigger that is worthy of getting some pussy Oh my god And the older you get in your life and the more mature you become as a man to be able to say I'm worthy of getting some pussy is something that comes with a whole lot of requirement on the man side You know one phrase that has made me the happiest in my adult life What's that? In my whole adult life Nothing makes me happier Well it's a few things it really lights my life When a girl come up to you like at a party you know my home girl want to give you some pussy My mind it's like that is the fucking that's the finale at the 4th of July for me It's so much excitement It takes me like a few minutes just to process the statement before I even ask who Exactly Because I don't give a fuck who it is I just know that if somebody give me some pussy What I ever get it or not I want it my nigga You gotta think about the reality of what that mean to you as a nigga That you want I'ma throw it But bigger than that she talked about fucking you so much that another motherfucker had to come tell you about it Do you know how much conversation they had to have prior to her seeing you No She tell her that she want to fuck you often to where she seen you and said I'm not gonna miss this opportunity for her So much to the point where her friend is is fine with her delivering that message Happy you did it You better stop saying that I'ma tell him bitch tell him I want him to know He boasts I don't know how he doesn't know now And to be that type of nigga you got to be out here really making it happen So Just to double up Has a girl that you fucked ever came and told you that somebody wanted to give you some pussy Yes So you've had some assisted pussy Yes And that was the awesome part about that If it's somebody that you dealt with She know the type of fucking you like to do And she has recommended your dick My dick got four stars on you Exactly The hardest hell to get fine but I got four I got four And that is just as rare as pussy being off of this payment for something sad Another girl that you didn't already had sex with and allowing you to be able to have sex with somebody else You know who does that The hoes, this what we saying Ladies don't do that Ladies ain't doing that The hoes do that And that's the thing Thank you for that Thank you for respecting us as men To be able to say hey You a motherfucker that's worthy Of getting this pussy You spark something in my spirit and I feel like I gotta say it right Women gotta start disrespecting us man You say start They gotta start Just sexually They gotta be as nasty to us as they don't want us to be You know he was going with that but I'm with you now I want them to shut the fuck up Sometimes you don't know where the ride goes I like that type of shit When you're here you're like oh you're going up to that I'm gonna hit you, I'm my man They need to start saying all this shit Quick walk around here with that good dick That's what I wanted to say Don't give me all the weak ass companies That's the thing Fuck that But the ladies can't do that Cause they know the hoes is out And when she's walking around and saying What you think hoes is saying I must say her nature of the game They love dick Oh yeah I gotta say it Fuckin on the scam and ass rich ass All these girls was I was like man listen fellas I can't believe that I just saw that When I was in school Girls weren't fucking on the scam and ass rich ass You know what girls were doing when I was in school Knocking if you bucking That's a whole other type of conversation right now They was they trying They talking about fucking these business was Not how it is to work a pussy N***a After a knuck if you buck She ready to fight whoever Make her disrespect you better say the right thing But her ponytail still gonna be wet When you fuck her They give you some of that goddamn after party pussy Oh yeah for all time Go in the bathroom, wipe your pussy off Leave the titty salty though You gotta suck after party titty Heineken sweat She sweating that Heineken out now Ooh boy that Heineken Do it, that's what I'm saying Never fuck the bitch with that new port neck That's a new one It deserved a woo I'm not gonna let it not get the respect it deserve New port neck N***a Bro you ever fuck the bitch who you really Wasn't attracted to Stop shit n***a Like she was cool But you wouldn't have put no effort into it Like New port neck Hold up man we not moving past that Slim you got the Yo n***a's laughing at two different things You got to move on I said we can start With new port neck You ain't never fucking with a chick who smoked cigarettes Not enough for a neck to smell like Man you lying Maybe I didn't even put enough effort In to let me know that her neck Smell like cigarettes but I've never Had sex with any woman where I go Damn your neck smell like a new port That's never happened Well maybe we just leave it I don't even want to tell the rest of this story Fuck it That's one of my off camera ones I got that Were you never met a bad bitch Didn't like cigarettes Like a bad bitch Yeah I mean I've met a lot of them But I ain't never smelled their neck Oh you okay I ain't never smelled their neck But like I was saying Like if a fuck somebody you Weren't attracted to in the pussy was Exceptionally good Like very very good How good was it It was very very good But no matter how good it is That's a commercial right there But the thing is you would still be like If you threw it away and be like If n****s knew how good this pussy was You don't even think about Now that you know it's not even about keeping it Now you like If n****s knew Cause you almost didn't know Alright my bad What's up Jenny What's up Jackie Jenny and Jackie We in this bitch But yeah that's a very unique conversation Like I said we hope that we inspire In the way that we Intend on inspiring in regards to The whole being understanding that you So many more things we could discuss About that Exactly and that don't mean that I will say this If you play in the game If you got a girl in a relationship Don't ruin the whole Don't risk it for the whole Yeah the people who can really be out here With the hoes like Hey Or don't do it Cause you left the hoes for a reason Exactly whatever caused you to Leave the hoes Always gonna be the hoes But whatever it is you was getting When you said I'm gonna be with this woman And may her believe that you weren't gonna Have sex with nobody else Was worth more than whatever the hoes Provided you Man now we gotta play devil's advocate too It's a lot of n****s out here who have cuffed Good hoes And wasted their time You need to let them free them And let them be who they are She is a superstar I mean you can try You can definitely try It's not fair It isn't but that's the way it goes If you don't mess up the hoes For the dudes who can be out here With them because if you got a woman That you say you love and all of that Then you need to head of that And she supposed to hold you to that standard You ever cuffed a ho? Yeah once How you find out she was a ho? No she was a ho or you found out I've been in both I done cuffed a known ho And I cuffed But when I did it it wasn't because I was a sucka ass n*** I did it for my own selfish reasons I was like she's a ho She gonna do some f***ing I want to be the one getting most of that pussy Okay So I really didn't I don't look at it as like cuffing a ho I was just the majority stakeholder Okay I had most of the stock Yeah I didn't know she was a ho Which speaks to the magnificent Of women I found out she was a ho From somebody that she was hoing with Oh he did Yeah he was like n*** you f***ing with that ho You never had that happen What's up girl Listen I'm like yeah I mean you know Yeah but damn what is this Oh boy ooh And that's the thing you get laughed out about that one You know what I need to be a little more detailed I'm not asking the right questions That made me realize how good Women can conceal s*** Like they can really put some up Under the table At this point in your life do you even want to know If your girl used to be a ho At this point I can give a f*** At this point I can care less My perspective has changed You know how we chop it up I don't think the same way In that regard as most people But now I can give two f***s if she used to be a ho No matter what you used to do I can give two f***s about what you used to do What are you serving in regards to purpose in my life If it's sufficient and I'm cool with it I don't give a f*** when nobody got to say about you Bro you remember you earlier used to talk about the old car show Bro I f*** with the old car I don't give a f*** how many mouths on there But I put a whole new mold in her b*** There it is and that's what it is That's the way you feel and you don't care about how nobody Feel about it I don't know it depends on where she was a ho Like if you was a local ho Like in this city that we live in I don't think I could do that But if you were a ho and you moved here And you started an over I can respect that I mean that's cool but you know me I ain't trying to be in no relationship Girl let me ask you this You ever been out with a chick And like she spoke to a dude And the energy you just knew that he had f*** You can feel it It's the way the high sound Ayy is that God damn Cause you done did it before Cause he was trying to f*** when you walked back up Ayy What's up with you ho Nice to meet you Mike I heard a lot about you I ain't heard shit about you Listen man That's what I'm saying like the way Learning going through those Processes for me I hate when a b*** introduce me to a n***a with some cologne Oh I don't like this n***a That's tough Yeah I'm a good man f*** this n***a man This n***a out here God damn He done hugged your b*** now she smell like it And you got to ride home Man I opened the crack the window You better hope you got some left over And the f***ed up water you know This n***a done impressed my b*** with some hundred dollar Macy's ass cologne Yeah That'd make you mad right there Yeah And that's the thing I'm petty Let a b*** give another n***a compliment why she with me I don't know how the f*** she getting on Ride with that n***a You said thank you too God damn That's tough Put a lot of pressure Man f*** that you're not about to be out here telling n***as Thank you Ayy you know how f***ed up that is You hold the door Ayy f*** that you ain't that n***a Ayy man what's wrong with you That's a lot of pressure I don't like when I introduce My partners And they get too excited All the time We'll be on the phone having conversation Don't you ever be this god damn excited to see Chico We had conversations He'd say that shit all the time F*** you so happy to see this n***a Man you are crazy You know when we all god damn You see this n***a you just like the f*** You ain't you what the f*** you doing Missing this n***a Mhmm B*** gave Chico a front hug one time I deleted that b*** number It'll be front hug in my partners b*** You sad hug n*** one on B*** out here talking to put her arms around his neck Hey Chico B*** we don't share a pussy Yeah we definitely don't Don't never be that excited to be See no n***a I know That b*** know about that You gotta let them know A lot of y'all are ruining your opportunity For some shit that's totally avoidable I don't give a f*** if you like me when you see me Especially if you with him You cannot say a word to me It's still gonna be my partners Teach the class what they know She out here letting n***s hold the dope for her F*** she going Doing all this yoga and going to the gym B*** you strong Open your own god damn door That's a movie right there Who the f*** you calling That's a movie right there you walking around the corner And seeing your girl walking out the door That's being held for by another n*** Hey was she good You can let that go Where you ever been introduced to a n***a He's trying to squeeze your hand Cut all that comic book B*** out my n***a A lot of you n***a smack holes through mattresses I don't know how you got your Man we be shaking hands with people G*** you like Alright what are you trying to prove right now See That's why n***s be getting sh** Leave motherf***ers alone Big strong hand How you doing Better than I was before I shook your hand Strong man the hand god damn It's crazy You be letting b***s introduce you as their homeboy Nah I don't believe in male Female friendship like that The only way a man doesn't want to have Sex with a woman is if he don't Like pussy Bruh I asked my homeboy this n***a Gave me the funniest answer Shout out to Chris Mokajon I said bruh can a man and a woman Ever be friends Guess what this n***a said He said yeah if they n***a in a wheelchair Someone Asked a question I feel like we got to bring another type of Oh my god We got to go to commercial man We got to go to commercial Put the blue shoe commercial up Right now I don't want people to see me React like this Oh I'm trying to hold it back Come on man cut the camera off Oh He said that He said that Man I don't know if I ever agree more Hey man And it's f***ed up Cause I mean that's the good I don't know I just don't understand I've never been around personally Any man who has been like That's my homegirl Unless it's really somebody that's family To him Like the thought of even seeing her N***a has to repulse you Like stop playing with me Or it's been Somebody he is around Because He a f*** And he hasn't And I'm cool with not f***ing Cause I'm already f***ing But if you ever give me the opportunity to f*** I'm gonna f*** How important is f***ing as a man Have you had to put a percentage on me A percentage? In regards to the male ego No I'm just, it's a survival Survival, ooh How important is f***ing to living To living What the brain do But as a man after that Is that percentage Whatever the brain and the heart do I say that's 50 percent The other 50 percent is your ability to be able to f*** Everything that a man does Is for f***ing Like you think about the reason why You have to be Successful as a man I don't want to be successful if I can't get no pussy That ain't success Like what type of success have you achieved You can't get no pussy Like you asked any man What are you doing that you're successful That women are not giving you pussy Any man that is being honest with you If you ask him a man Today You can have a billion dollars But for the rest of the time You're alive You can never get no pussy again Don't nobody need that money Keep that money I used to eat ravioli Nightly for dinner I know how to survive without a billion dollars Once I start getting pussy I ain't learn how to survive without pussy And I'm not trying to figure it out Like no it's just It's important because as a man That's what you work towards I remember when people always post memes About getting that fresh shape up What does that really mean That means I look good for the pictures They gonna love me When they see me with the fresh Shape up Oh my dress twisted Or me with this new shirt on Or in this new car or in this new house Anything Because if it was just niggas that could see you Do all the things that you do as a man That success is attached to Doesn't hold the same value It's like yeah I mean you can sit around And watch a motherfucker sit around And throw money on other niggas if you like But I'm not really trying to be a part of that Because we not gonna be able to serve The pussy means to a man So it's just I think it's very important It's very very important 50% Because if you can't do it then who Can rappers get a lot of pussy I think It's perceived that rappers get a lot of pussy Yeah Whether or not they do it or not It's up for debate I only know about the pussy I get That's all I'm concerned with It's the pussy that's for me All the other pussy Oh yeah I'm good I'm good I'd be so excited when I know My nigga about to get some pussy I'd be typing them up Women get hype up they friend Go get a champ Put that dick on her The whole thing Hit me when you get back if you're still alive Because I like to check to make sure You're still alive because a lot can happen When you leave some pussy It ain't going It's something that As a man you got to be able to Attain by Living your life the way you supposed to live it That pussy is The criteria for getting some pussy Whatever that may be It's very strategic And it's adhered to Point blank period you got to have Something going on with yourself You got to have ambition You got to take care of yourself You got to not be a fucked up person On the outer shell So you begin so intelligent Don't forget about the 85% Tell the niggas who don't know About the ambition The ambition of what I'm just saying how important is it For a nigga to have some ambition The importance of ambition The ambition is important Because at Certain points in your life That's all you had as a man Was the ambition to be cool Whatever age there was Like you said getting out here And wanting some Your ambition was probably what you were standing on Whatever it is you aspire to be So the fact that You had that was enough for you to get some pussy But as you get older You lose that ambition because you trying to Attach your success to Some shit that somebody else told you to do But if you got the ambition To still be cool enough to chase Whatever it is you want to chase You come with that at all times If you stay true to it Have you ever noticed that most drug addicts Aren't single Yep We met a dude the other day Who girlfriend had just broke up with him But she had found a wild and out shirt And she wore it every night But he was sad because they broke up The homeless dude But he had a girlfriend Why do you think that's the case I was just thinking that Well you see a lot of drug addicts And they don't never really be single Like that Every drug addict got a little drug addict Pardon Male or female They ride around together looking for drugs I mean yeah that's true And they beat together until somebody go to jail Yeah why do you think that is though I think drugs make your love stronger Okay And why is that Because it's probably easier to find drugs When it's too young Yep And you connected on something that y'all really Have bonded on together Like this is not a situation where y'all You can't lie to a bitch who has spoke crack with you Right, yeah exactly You can't do that I'm sorry baby I'm sorry I'm fucked up Fuck it don't worry about it They both be over there in love hugging It's okay We're gonna make it We're gonna get through this Get off this shit too They make promises to each other and forget about it I'm sure that's it That's a very good analogy Because you really do see a lot of people Who don't have a home, have a partner That's how you know pussy is important though Because even preggers know to keep something around Drugs that made you Forget everything else Forget you need a house You don't even talk to your family Forget you got a family But it don't make you forget that you want some pussy That's crazy Tell you how I know pussy was powerful How you know? I was watching TV, you remember Scandal Remember when they shot the president in the head He was in a coma for about three episodes Okay The only thing that made that nigga come out there I mean out there comas when he started thinking about Olivia Pope And making love to him I said you know that's some good pussy Bring him out of coma From being shot in the head too That's a strong man Didn't die Had he had sex with her before that point Oh yeah That's a powerful I used to watch that show and just argue with every scene White man getting all that pussy Yeah I already know But I only hate on white men I know you man I'm gonna put it, I only hate on white men though They got everything They need to be hated on a little bit They don't do shit but I just, you know, I hate But only in the privacy of my own home I don't be outside Not even in my yard Never public it Anything on TV to me is fair game Oh yeah I don't blame nothing on TV on like regular folks I don't even think The white people that's outside are like the ones Who really run shit I just, I know it's a whole other setup But they be trying to act like they are Like it ain't even you You don't run shit, dirty ass truck You're not even You're not even the fuck you I'm not mad at you I'm mad at the old white dude That they keep in the back of the white house Who come out and make all the laws Tell them to drive 55 Why? Why we still got a Fucking speed limit When you put it in that To everybody's a hater Because you think it don't matter who you are That's the shit that you hate It's some shit that you hate We just shouldn't hate on each other I hate the motherfuckers who made the shit possible What you mean? Like the motherfuckers who In charge Like the motherfuckers who signed the abortion bill They ain't mashing nobody You gotta ask somebody These are all old motherfuckers that can't Have babies and shit anyway They don't think about this shit Yeah, I mean is that Power though So I can understand the hate on the white man You know what it is All white men with no mustache are evil You ever meet a white man With no facial hair and no top lip Man get the fuck away from Something bad about to happen This nigga is crazy man Meet a white man with no facial hair And no top lip He fucked up man Bad shit bound to happen Hey No top lip, no facial hair But that top lip is gone White men don't fuck with that Facial hair dude Not a lot But some of them look strange with it You just get to look real creepy You got that serial killer vibe going on with the facial hair I'm talking about the facial structure We gotta do That we see all the time I'm talking about he got the full White man You look like a wildling Let me tell you how you know what a white man is Enjoyed his life I don't know how they fuck a ponytail Which what When he bawled at the top He just got the ponytail That white man through some shit Travel from Grand Theft Auto Oh okay Travel from Grand Theft That's a unique haircut All of them have a ponytail And they just tell you stories about shit they did Why they was growing this motherfucker Really happy Shout out to everybody who fucks with the 85 South Show You are a very unique kind Individual A given individual Go to the website 85SouthShow.com Buy your tickets to whatever shows Coming up in your city Chat You bullshit man You gotta add Philly to the rotation Gotta add Oakland to the rotation We got so many places We gotta add To all the people who have been supporting us And requesting us We hear you and we are coming I promise you that There's a lot of things going on behind the scenes That we have and I spoke on Cause we don't need you all up and I got them But just know That moves up being made And shit like that We coming Shout out to City Trends for believing in us Thank you for that I know this is free promotion But we fuck with City Trends And we rebuilding the community Want to outfit at a time Exactly That's exactly what we doing man I remember what it felt like To have to make something out of nothing How long I been telling you to do this shit For a long time Cause we just talking about having that ambition That ambition is what keeps me confident That ambition that I never lost Keeps me confident in whatever I have on Coming in about the fact that I meet So it doesn't matter what you wear It's just matter who's inside of the clothes That you wear I'mma show you on this City Trends challenge man You ain't the only one I wanna see it I want the people to show That listen it's possible to go And it ain't something you even got to do every day But if you a flat person You can consider yourself to be flat And go to City Trends and put something together Just to show that it's possible for the people Who can't afford to I saw this young dude on the grim Who went to Walmart and bought some of them Designed like Walmart shoes And put all these fists together And did a little photo shoot I don't know the young man's name But it's very talented, individual Make him that shit Whatever it is That's the new fresh man Making shit look expensive You gotta put your own sauce on It's like you could be around somebody with something Or that's expensive and it doesn't look expensive Because they don't wear it With the confidence that's necessary To make it look the way it's supposed to That's why you have a lot of these brands That don't respect our dollar And don't respect our purchase And respect who we are in regards to what we buy Because they don't respect the fashion sense And the confidence comes with the fashion sense That's what brings confidence You can learn to work something You know what I mean When it comes to getting fly like people I like the way that people embrace Whatever it is that they wear You know what I mean I wouldn't dress like Andre 3000 Dresses by Andre 2000 It's fly to me Because if you see him You're not going to be worried about Whatever outfit you got on You're just going to be appreciative of the fact that you're in his presence And whatever you got on is a reflection of who he is He's probably going to have on some overalls But that's what I'm saying He Andre 3000 So it's like you can Find that passion within yourself to be able to be Whoever you're supposed to be without somebody Motivating you to do it You know who don't get enough Respect for being fresh The fat dudes Some fat dudes out here Some fat dudes out here that's fresh as hell And I don't know where they finding these big ass fresh clothes But they do shout out to all the big dudes He was a lie I'm talking about super fly And fat dudes It depends on where you came up in Because when them jerseys was big The big jerseys Man listen It's a 9x jersey You look ridiculous You look ridiculous man You're 165 pounds But you got on a 6x I'm talking about it look like a whole gown on you But big boys They'll fill them out With a certain type of fresh Only a fat boy can get You're not going to look And it's the same as you got to know your body type Because it's some shit that the skinny niggas Is going to look good in it Some of them Nike shirts big fellas They ain't made for that Your Nike sign is wide open I'm talking about from here to here That ain't the one But it is some shit out there for you And be confident enough to go find it If I was a big nigga I would never wear nothing As a notorious big If you were a big nigga I would wear a shirt with another big nigga Now some shit just need to be left alone You get your inspiration For how you present yourself Because you somebody who I respect as well In regards to the way you put it together I like that when you put your shoes up On Instagram I was like yeah that's right Even though you might not be the person That you go all for You know your shoes or whatever I got it It's available if necessary I appreciate that You know what I've always had the perception Of my ideal That shit don't matter I always felt like these motherfuckers Don't like me anyway Don't fuck it I've never had to have one of those moments Of clarity in life to be accepted You know you see how many shoes I had Now I might wake up one day and just throw my goddamn cowboy books Just cause I don't give a fuck Don't give a fuck what people think Cause people don't think What does a nigga look like sitting around Performing an opinion on me You a grown man who gives a fuck They not gonna do nothing What they gonna do kick me out Get mad, get mad all the fuck you People get mad at me more than anything Give a shit I'm mad Get mad for not goddamn playing You fuck you Where the fuck I wanna wear Niggas sometimes I just wake up and put a costume on I do, I just walk around My house with a Versace robe With a pistol in the pocket It's just acting like somebody coming to get me I just be a character sometimes I don't give a fuck, I'm just a drug lord Walking around my house with people around the corner You are the drug lord of your house I don't give a fuck Mine always came from just the people I was influenced by I saw how How passionate they were About The way that they looked No matter what the circumstances was They always made sure that they looked good Clean and neat Always clean and neat no matter what No matter what you're dealing with No matter what you're going through Be able to walk out Make sure that you can be clean and neat when you do If you have sound mind and body So I just always appreciated that aspect of them No matter what they were going through And it didn't matter at what point I But uh I've seen, you know, my uncle Covered whole from jail at hand for nothing And walk outside with the jail Shoot all literally the pair of Timbs And people was like, ah, that's what we do today And it was just something that It didn't matter whatever position That's exactly what I'm saying Clean and neat The way he was supposed to look So that's just always where I've got that passion For just anything that Doesn't matter what I have on See, we got on right now Black t-shirt Nike sweatpants And just some Nike But I can go outside Dressed like this And be able to conduct business I don't have to have on anything flashy Clean and neat I wear what the fuck I want to But you clean when you leave the house, ain't you? I always make shit my shit Exactly, man You always make sure and another important thing Fellas get you some invest in cologne Hey, I challenge you to do this Don't buy the next pair of drawers And spend the money that you was going to spend on some drawers And go get you some cologne Ain't no need to look good if you don't smell good Yeah man, go take whatever Whatever the next pair of jays Don't buy, hold off on those Cause you can probably You probably got them just stacked up And you can hold off on one of those I'll tell you Go to a place And buy you some cologne And see how that changed The way you feel about yourself Because women appreciate that Cause they'll smell you coming before they even over your mouth They gonna smell it Before you say anything They gonna smell that cologne Some shit that actually smell good Some shit that you like Not some shit that I told you Cause you might just be a different type of nigga And that shit don't even smell right on you But at least go and see what it is Cause you still gonna find something But I'm saying you still gonna find something that is for you And you might even end up coming up on something That ain't gonna cost you with the joint You might still be able to get the joint But you put yourself in a position When you went and got something that smelled good You can have on anything You can just have on a plain sweat So if you smell good You gonna get some compliments From everybody Old women, you smell so nice You smell so good They have a different appreciation for men How does it make you Like we were talking about When the girl get you some pussy And your friend talk about it and all that How does it make you feel when a woman come up on you And be like, oh my God You just, you're hugging You smell so good What does that make you feel about your ability to Purchase fragrances You know what I feel like Jordan in Game 6 Because that's exactly what I did this for It may not have been her In particular but just like we were saying earlier I went With hoes in mind I like this So hopefully the hoes will do And that's it man, listen We're connoisseurs of I would say The women's connoisseurs of five fragrances Of all fragrances Of all from Your high end to your low end You gotta have some fresh ass low end shit too Good low end You got some classics that's low end That ain't gonna cost you more than a hundred dollars It might not even cost you fifty dollars For the bottle But if you go and actually Take the time out and that's the thing You just smell it on the car Put a little bit on your skin and let it dry See what it smell like when you let it sit on you Cause some shit might smell good on the car You put it on you and make it smell like pop If that shit don't got that comeback That make you keep smelling it I ain't fucking with you It's important You know what I mean That right there changes your entire outfit You know what I mean Cause once you start getting those compliments Then the confidence gonna go up To the suit from wherever on If the women come up to you You smell so good You smell good Ladies stop wearing that old lady perfume too Man I'm gonna fucking hook me the other day Now I'm smelling like Mildred That shit got in my mouth I couldn't That is an original name That smell like dandelions Definitely some stupid ass shit I was highly upset about that But you were You gonna have to go take a shower and get that off Yeah man I said you know these are just little tips Like you said that they help you keep that ambition That we was talking about You gotta build your confidence You gotta build your confidence In the way you smell man Clean and neat man that's the perspective As long as you can be clean and neat Then you can get some way If you got some type of hustle about yourself Let's speak on this man Inspiring Touching Messages about how they love the 85 self show How we help them get through this and that And never show them love right now What would you want to say to those people Somebody might be listening to this right now Who may be going through something We appreciate the fact that Y'all are willing to Let us know how we affect your life In such a personal way We're strangest to you In regards to Y'all knowing us personally But what we do makes you feel Comfortable enough with us to let us know Something that you got through that you didn't think That you would even be able to get through To a total stranger So for us to be able to produce something To give y'all that grace We appreciate you man And I would just like to say Thank you for letting the 85 self show Be your medicine Your free therapy To let us be the ones who you know Feel an empty space You feel like there ain't nobody there Sometimes you just need to hear somebody's voices You know A little hop and tip Help you get to the next day Hope you're another one that you can get to That's what I'm saying man If you're going through some shit and you listen to this Just keep going Whatever it is man This little tough time might be the setup For something great Don't give up on it Love times Carlos Shit all of them I was thinking about that the other day I was like boy My fuck just don't know the shit I've been through A fuck the average nigga The average nigga The average one ain't even built To deal with the shit that I had to deal with I feel Nigga carburetor woulda went out of something So we needed some new parts I feel the same way And I think that's what makes us the type of people Who can appreciate these messages from You know what I mean Like we understand what it means to go through Shit And the fact that we went through the shit that we went through Is what has us sitting in this chair today Whatever chair you're supposed to end up sitting in You'll never know if you let it overcome So get your head up man Work through it A lot of people today man that shit does get Your head does get heavy sometimes But I've spent a lot of time I've had a lot of times where I just had to sit there And I didn't even say shit I just had to think It just wasn't even no words For the type of shit you know what I mean For the feeling You didn't want to talk you just had to think Sometimes you just need to break off And do your own shit and clear your space man Man it's important I do it as often as possible Because you gotta be able to navigate Them thoughts most of the shit that you Worry about is potential Things that have not occurred That's where most of the worry comes from In your life the things you're thinking about What happens You create your own fear And it creates your own energy that you live in Based on that fear So you're not going to be able to see the results Of happiness because you're not walking in it You gotta be able to get to a point Where you can clear your mind out and just think And be able to know what's real and what's not So you'll end up out here Worried about what people think Fuck what people think about you If you ain't hurting nobody man Be who you are The world opens up differently And you won't get to that point if you allow yourself To be struck down by hard times Because hard times is You know Hard times is hard times Everybody ain't been through it in some way shape or form But everybody ain't got through it Don't let that shit break you man Can't do it Don't let it Y'all ready? We gotta wrap this up Everybody's getting anxious in this bitch He's asleep standing up He is Chad is Standing street up This deep though This is the 85 South Shore shout out to the 85% Posting all those dope glass clips Man, bro Can you believe the nerve of our fans man This is the type of fans we have for this show These motherfuckers got a facebook group With like 50,000 people in it Didn't even invite us To be in it But they got pictures of Of us that we don't even have They posted your high school picture Damn That's how many fans we have Bro, they can get pictures of us that we can't get Cause they know people They know people that know us That's true That's crazy when you think about that Think of all the people we took pictures with That ain't posted them yet I don't know what the fuck they holding them on The niggas be having the nerve To post the shit And not tag us in I don't know what the fuck I can't even get reserved to take a picture I don't know these people I don't know what they gonna do with it All they take is a capture And now people looking at us on some bullshit Branded to my nigga Carlos today We went in there and robbed that bank We got the boy That's the nature of the internet man You can't even subscribe to that If you with a chick she get right online They always showing up Like He's so sweet You can't even dress it Don't address it, don't address nothing that ain't real Don't even dress it Cause once you address it, it become real You got to let that go Nigga, a lot of shit that fake is real That's what fake Nigga what I don't have that shit It's self-explanatory That shit that's real It's real I'm telling you Fake is real Nigga if you can put your hands on it and touch it That shit is real I'm telling you I've seen it happen to all the greats All the greats Nigga, no evidence Fake shit can be real at any moment Man Look how many people out here selling fake real shit Nigga It's a whole company That doesn't blew up selling fake real shit Yeah Fake real shit That's crazy A lot of fake real shit Nigga fake love That's fake real Cause I'm out of fucking love to fuck at you As long as they can see you But as soon as you gone I love them type of people Hate me when I'm gone Do it Cause you gotta get that shit out your sister Man I feel like haters like social booboo If you're on booboo you gonna be locked up Man get it out Cause it don't really affect me I know who don't like me I know what they say and who they say it to Cause it's like I have a long reach So I don't give a fuck Who you think you comfortable Saying this shit to Ain't no secrets in the world Nigga And when people say fucked up shit about you And you not that type of person That make them want you to know that Hey man Yeah Especially when you Like I said that keeps you from having a dress shit Like that when taking pictures with people Cause ain't nobody gonna believe that shit Nah I'll address it I'll be asking Come up to me and ask me for random shit I'll ask them anything you ask me I'm gonna ask you If you greet me with a question I'm gonna greet you with one back Are you Carlos Miller? I don't know Who was looking for him Anybody ever told you Anybody ever told you you shouldn't be out here Asking people questions That probably make them Running into you even more special Cause it's direct contact now You just gonna ask them something Now they gonna get you an answer Come up to me Hey man It's rude as fuck to just go up to people Start asking them questions That's the fame Fame make people who don't know you act like they know you Man I'm not famous I ain't famous I ain't fucking For how you know How do I know you famous You want me to tell you How I know you famous Tell me how you know Cause I've seen things happen That most people would never believe If you told them I'm talking about shit That you would not believe is real Happened because you Carlos Miller I've witnessed those moments I've witnessed those moments Maybe I'll just be overlooking Yeah I think you do If you think you ain't famous You definitely overlooking them Man cause I be thinking people who really famous Nah but now you can't buy you Nobody else famous I'm talking about that's my gauge of fame I mean your gauge is respectable But don't you can't say you're not famous Yes you are Yes you are I'll be thinking about that shit I don't know if I'm... I think social media fucked it up Cause I tried to put a number on how famous I am I'm way more famous than that Okay So you can say that I don't know what's taking all these people To show me the fucking link up But god damn it I'm supposed to have about 6 million followers Something I done took pictures with all the followers That I got on everything I ran into each and every one of them To the point where they showing me old pictures Where you remember with I don't remember that shit I don't remember nothing I'm not walking around holding on the memories With strangers You don't remember me do you What the fuck happened that's gonna make me remember you I came to the show in Huntsville You were sitting in the back You act like they gave me a guest book With everybody who be at these goddamn shows Call us you sitting and say shit like that That's gonna make people not come to the show But nigga there's some other people Who laughing at your goof ass Who gon come I got to go see this nigga now This nigga crazy So I just replaced your goof ass When somebody was in fucking sense But I'm famous I can't say that I mean hey What the fuck you want to do cause you famous You the work to get famous I know the bruh Work to get famous I don't know Or ever diminish your greatness I'm gonna fuck around and say the wrong shit If you can't even be a comedian no more And say the wrong shit all this shit ain't gonna be correct Everything is wrong now We talked about hoes for a good 20 minutes And that shit was important to me Very much so I mean it is what it is That's what come with it Well I ain't even got nowhere I can go even hear about hoes For that long That's what I'm saying it's a fucking Demand for that You know what I mean the niggas are sitting around Like man I really wish I had something That was, well they was talking about some hoes Well here is the 85 self shot There you go A podcast for niggas who just want to hear about the hoes Sometimes Sometimes God damn What the conversation is so enticing Just to let you know that the hoes Is still out here operating their full strength Man there's some hoes who sitting around To this like who I wish I knew Some real ass niggas like that So I could be a hoe around them And I want them to know it's hope Still And that's the thing bro that's what I mean When I say I've seen situations that happen Remember we was leaving The basketball game The all star game Walking down the street in New York This was years ago And we looked up and had a mom Following us Like for real See What I say before I've witnessed the things happen That most people wouldn't believe I've been there Can't diminish that man I've seen it happen I embrace the fact that we've done What we've done in regards to Up to this point because everybody Think Snoop Dogg told us we should have been rappers Exactly Snoop Dogg That nigga looked at us and said Y'all niggas ain't rappers yet Didn't he say that shit And he looked like he was serious as fuck He was like y'all niggas ain't rappers yet Y'all niggas should be rappers And walk the fuck out And that was all he said We was walking in and he was walking out He was snooped by himself and no security and shit At the B&T Shit That was about five years That's what I'm saying Those type of moments that we've had That's what makes me Take pictures with people when they come up On me because it's like Niggas want to take pictures with somebody Who's going to be way more famous than us I don't know I just know that We really show people love Because we're respectful people I can say that for me You better say it for me But I don't disrespect people That's the truth Because you don't have to like this shit You could have easily not liked it But for you to fuck with And it wasn't like no fly-by shit Right, it wasn't no fly-by shit Like they liked it and they kept watching it Like we got some Lord dedicated for him And that's why we only can be dedicated to those people He's not directing No attention to something that ain't gonna See we like the Friday young nigga He's sleeping, shit bro He's the youngest one in here The sleepiest one He thinks somebody's gonna pick him up Go back to sleep You sleep on the job, you don't want no money How the fuck you sleepier than us We've been working harder than you You go ahead So we're going to the show Niggas you sleeping, get you some rest He is getting them some rest Now you're gonna be sleeping when it's time to go When it's time to go do the others Now go to sleep Look at him, caught his ass napping He put the hoodie on like Man that nigga DM me on Twitter Like I had left him That's what we doing man, winning the show Man that Yeah man, it's my young here I think I went to school with this big sister Or something, I don't know I don't know what this y'all did People better stop DMing me That's what I'm saying I'm too generous I just be giving everything I have away Niggas hit me with a beautiful Storage, I'm moving to Atlanta From Columbus man That's how he said it That's how he read it in your mind Anything you need man, just let me know Let's link up man, let's get this working Just like this young nigga sound Ambition man I hit him with the old shit Ain't no money involved It's going to be some great Opportunity Big red from the fire heartbeat They started asking them shit That they didn't have to do with photography You got three black t-shirts Pay a black boots Three pair of black jeans You ain't going to need that shit I'll just Watch Fight Club In the fucked up part about this Whole podcast right now Chico This weed that shows so much love to those The blade is going to be mad The women going to be upset Brother bitch is going to cuss us out We made sure to address that Before we even got into the conversation That this was But that's exactly what I'm saying Like I don't give a fuck in the moment But then I start going back and I be like Damn, we forgot about the bitch No we didn't, we addressed everybody You know what I mean We didn't forget about anyone But the bitches can't beat the hoes too I done seen the bitches turn right into the hoes The ladies can be the hoes too They just be the hoes for that Ladies be heads in the streets Freakin' the sheets They have to make the decision to turn the hoes Freakin' the sheets I don't want to do no hoes shit They'll tell you right before they eat a pussy Look at you, got me on some hoes shit They laughin' too hard But that means the hoe is in Is there to be assessed at whatever point She chooses to So you know what I mean Respect to everybody They appreciate it all You think you ever lost some pussy By being too nice Like you was You know how you be in the pussy lottery You think you ever been like You blew it by being too nice Probably Oh mister, nice guy Friendly Can I help you? Yeah, one of them now I don't even think that I would say I lost it Because I was too nice I was just doing some shit that she didn't want to fuck with That's what it's based on What you want to be fucking with If you not what she want to be fucking with The crazy thing is Out of all the chicks you're killed with When you're not dealing with them no more And they meet another nigga Don't you know that they tell this nigga How fucked up you were They try to Because they use you as the sympathy To make this other nigga try to act right What would happen in your last relationship He cheated on me with a fat bitch That ain't Now if he ever find out who you are He know That you the nigga who do shit like that Fuck fat bitch Okay That's the type of shit that'll make a nigga cut you off Or won't let you over at the real Like this shit Nah, nah fuck that nigga He real I mean I don't know bro I ask you this like As a nigga As a nigga that Has accomplished the things that you have accomplished But still motivates you The My mind ain't accomplished shit yet But I mean the things that you have done Where you can sit down and say I'm I'm happy about the fact that I did this What still motivates you As far as you know getting out here Being magnificent every single day That's the motivation it's feeling like I ain't accomplished enough for you Like I have personal accomplishments That ain't a lie Like just little shit just being on shows That I grew up watching or just meeting Certain people that I admire Or just having those moments where it's like You know what the shit feel real You know what I know that shit What the shit feel real Feel like the hard work pays off But what keeps me motivated Is knowing that my motivation Is motivating somebody else You did Whatever grind I'm on I feel like I have accomplished Me feeling like none of my accomplishments Are mounted I'm still like nah that's not the one I'm not focused on any accomplishment Because I'm still chasing my goals In my personal dream And those personal moments that you have Are more important to you than anything Right That's why you're able to still be motivated Because the gauge that you're judging me about I'm not judging myself by that same success So the things that you may think That's what I'm supposed to have I don't give a fuck about none of that What is it about having shit You learn once you get something People with the ability to have whatever they want Only have the shit that they want That's fucking me Man What joy do people get out of seeing You have the shit that they expect They expect you to have Your life not looking like the way they see it Supposed to look like I've been seeing you on TV Why you in the minivan Because I like minivans I like minivans That's the thing Man you really Have to be able to motivate yourself By the things that motivate you I don't have the same goals That's one of the reasons why We met each other Our relationship built generally Because we both had that same type of mentality About not giving a fuck That's what people thought about you My whole perspective in this Is based on something completely different Than what I think a lot of people Is because I didn't start being An entertainer Based on the fact that I grew up I'm gonna be an entertainer No this came to me differently My perspective is different I have a father that was murdered And my motivation is To not go out like that Because She had to do the under She gotta go to work in the morning So do we But I come from having That situation happening I remember what it felt like To have to internalize That whatever this man did Before he left he didn't do enough To be able to leave anything for me To be able to utilize to make my life better So my whole motivation Was to be able to do something To make my life and by making My life better I'm able to make The people that surround me and that I love life better And what you think about me Has no merit in how I move And make my decisions as a human being Right because all the people Who I need to approve me already have Exactly That doesn't change The things that we Discussing now like These things mean something else There's so many stories we got That we ain't never told That we don't even talk about Because it's not about that Fuck all that, that's a part of life But the things that motivates us Is the ability to be able to do those things It's just your ability to be able To do the things that you want to do That shit feel good That is a level of achievement That most people don't appreciate You gotta make some time for yourself You gotta do what you need to do Because if you ain't right Then ain't nothing gonna be right If you not right, if you're not internalizing Who you are and being the best person you can be Ain't nothing gonna come out right Because you're not walking in the purpose that you're supposed to It's just the way it is So you gotta be able to figure out What's for you and what ain't You know what I mean, what's for you Because I know what's for me and I fuck with that Hell yeah That's all I'm gonna fuck with and I don't have no desire to fuck with nothing else Until some new shit come out And then I might, I gotta see it I'm still not gonna fuck with it Exactly, but I'm only gonna fuck with the things I fuck with And I'm gonna embrace it And you should do the same Whoever you are out there that's watching us on this Late night But we gotta get up For the work in the morning So before we wrap it up Just want to shout out to the whole crew We got a lot of days coming up man We pushing We are adding days today Just cause you ain't seen your city yet Don't mean it might not happen bro Cause you ain't seen the days on me And we not coming Don't be crazy when people ask When we go to a city And then we leave and then the same people Can be like we all coming back man I gotta come right back Like do y'all not understand That we will continue to come back As much as y'all would like us to be Exactly, amen We appreciate it The fact that people say they want to see us where they live And they want to be able to have A piece of their experience that we provide In the city that they live in It's a beautiful man Like they want to be able to say that The 85 South Show With their city after that 85 South Show Chicago 85 South Show Houston 85 South Show New York See these just big cities Y'all got money They buy tickets They buy tickets and cut them Somewhere All the name of y'all got them We coming We going to Masher Talking Masher Nugget In certain words it's always going to make you Feel like you can't read I don't care who you are You gotta show coming up On the Indian Reservation Ain't it on the Indian Reservation I didn't even know it was an Indian Reservation White people be listening to our shit Think they can't bring us to no events We got long money It's going to sound unreasonable But we got to tax y'all a little bit Because y'all got my money in there White people if y'all trying to do business With the 85 South Show Don't worry about what we do We have the business over here If you want to get in You need to get in on the low What you would call the low end white men For what we're asking Very little money And you're rich white men The deal at this point is The best deal is going to be Available to you at that moment We've been hustling hard for a moment For a long time bro It's time for white investors to start Trying to come over here and make us office and shit We ready and we talking just like this When we get over them Be coming We know y'all sneaking and listening to the shit It's okay We got analytics They show us old white males 34 to 51 Watching this shit Y'all the richest motherfuckers in America Come on man Come up off of some of that shit bro We got hundreds Of millions of dollars The fuck is wrong with y'all That's what I'm talking about It's cold to be Ballin' and shit but when you start being stingy Now you playin' with your faith Cause you gon' go to hell When you stingy You gon' need all that goddamn money man And the little investment That you about to fuck around over here with us You can write that off on your taxes On your third account bro I'ma tell your wife you fucking your secretary If you gon' come over and give me smush money I start exposing the shit I know all about your mother, baby In private school And if you feel like I'm talking to you I am That's how I'ma start ending every show That's the message to the white man No, if you feel like I'm talking to you I am That's a t-shirt right now No, however you feel That's a t-shirt, if you feel like I'm talking to you Don't talk about my t-shirts around chat He is never Mexican So everybody who's been asking me To show me the Kutry First t-shirts Will be available Immediately Immediately Those are, I'm getting pre-orders I've had over 50 requests I'm serious You can laugh all you want to I'ma be laughing when I'm all the way to the back Show me the Kutry First Hashtag consent Hashtag consent Much love to all the ladies Much love to all the ladies who give me consent out here Real good Herbal consent Putting it in the air As a matter of fact, you initiating it Oh wow That's a good consent Yeah, that made J.O. anything They go round and round You felt that point That's why this show has been successful Because we speak on things that need to be spoken of Consent That's a episode, we're going to do a whole episode About consent Very unique process right now Consent Yeah, it's to change You gotta have that A boy and a woman initiated in that regard You know, it changes the standard Of interaction Oh yeah Makes it better More enjoyable for both parties Everybody needs consent It's delicious Alright man We're about to go to work at our other job Yeah We're still working for you Come on man I'll never want nobody to be jealous of what I got Of what they think I got going on Because I worked harder than you Don't worry about it Don't worry about what nobody else got going on I'm just trying to If there was anybody who was hating on us Up to this point You can come to the table You don't have to do that no more Because at any moment in your life You can stop being a fuck-nigger Yeah, it's never too late To stop being a bitch Never too late to stop being a bitch Never too late to stop being a bitch This is an altar call right now If you were a nigga and you know you were a bitch They cut that bullshit out of you You can start a whole new life Stop talking about other niggas man Stop worrying about what other motherfuckers are doing Don't assume shit If ain't nobody say you Adressed you It was not for you Sit around you really sit around Spending your time talking about another dude It's one nigga you need to be worried about And that's your seal You The more you worry about me The more it's gonna hurt your feelings to see me Worrying about me Don't tell me to clean up my porch If you got shit in your house You gotta just let that one sit for a second You don't say nothing right after that That's the real There's a lot of people who tell you to clean up They porch most of house full of shit Your porch clean Cut your house nasty The reason why you trying to pay attention To my porch is because You don't want nobody coming in your house You better keep them on the porch Cause once they come in your house They don't know how nasty you really are My porch might be fucked up But I bet my house ain't nasty I don't give a fuck what it look like It is what it is Sometime it ain't about what it look like We already gave one that game though You just say it then Stop worrying about the porch and worry about the house Once you get your house right Then you gonna be able to get your porch right I see a lot of people still Ain't learned the difference Between cost And value Damn different If you'll pay that cost Then you must value Yup And there's no cost You can put on value Hell no And the value ain't never the same Never the same Can't make money if you cause too much Cause you can't resell So everything you buy Just know You don't cause debt And that's enough for the night I know for a fact I agree with you We might not even give them all of this man We might not I don't know this might be too much You know they banning people for saying real shit to you That's very true I mean if we don't I'll have to watch my own personal Man We can't push it in the archive Joe be destroying footage He's gonna destroy the footage man We would've been blew up Joe has sabotaged us He's crazy man Joe keep the camera rolling So these people don't know what Joe Has been telling me That he is still Trying to retrieve the whole deal Oh man Wait Wait So look I just want to Confirm that this is not This is not a hoax This is just not me putting on Look turn that bitch so they know you back there Can you turn it so it puts some human interaction No it's not Joe Right now See how he doesn't like criticism But I was just letting the fans know That the mobile footage Is still trying to recover For your viewing Oh man yes Just to prove to you That we are not the people you think we are Right we appreciate First of all we appreciate mobile For coming out You know what I mean I don't need one talking I ain't one of the people that's going to discuss Because it's making worse Because I don't know if you ever going to see it So I don't want to I don't want to stop talking about it and make it You think they'll ever get to see it See nobody wants to commit And I understand Because it's footage It's footage So it's like you gotta It's weird ways You gotta work with that Joe knew me man Y'all don't know this man I know this dude Joe Joe go home And turn the camera back on and be like Man fuck these dudes I'm really fucking sick of these guys No man he'll get high And be like listen man They're not respecting women They're calling people whores and bitches Man Chad is a sell out Chad think Chad think just because he fucking pulled his Hat down lord That he means business Chad don't fucking tell me what to do I'll whip Chad ass Chad is the little bro People ask me like bro Why you don't Chad so cool That's my little bro I'll whip Chad ass And he's still going to be my partner We that type of friends They don't make them no more I'll whip this nigga ass I'll whip this nigga ass and pray for him This what it really look like Call him the next day bro He straight ain't mean to hit you right in the favor But you move and try to get the fuck about that Look how he got quiet Pull your head up, give a shit You don't need to eat meat no more I knocked that little pussy down One punch You need protein That's my dog You can't talk to him like that This is where it happens Man this is what it looks like Get up off your ass and get your stuff They don't make this type of shit no more Go get you something man You don't have friends or you can call dickheads a shit Nah Y'all don't even really have real conversations Y'all don't know the motherfuckers you're cool with You got niggas out there who got friends They ain't never heard their voice They just text all the time They don't even know what the fuck they sound like They ain't never heard this nigga voice before But y'all are friends Nah this is what it really looks like You don't even ask about your homie mama and shit How are your moms doing? Y'all ain't see Get your shit together With that being said With that being said With that being said You gotta love it man Hey man somebody found a Shout out to the fans again They sent the what is it Eastern Auto Eastern Motors commercial Somebody dug it up with all the athletes in it So shout out to that person I don't remember your names and shit And They found the dark wing duck intro They tagged you That's legendary right there I've noticed something about dark wing duck What you notice about dark wing duck Niggas took his head off, guess what Nigga hat line gone too That's why he wear the mask up so high All head Head goes straight up like this It's dark wing duck though Alright bro, we gotta go get the rest of this money We gotta go to the other job in about four hours Yep, what time is it Shit, by the time we leave it's gonna be another time So ain't even no time 245, okay That's how it looks Shout out to clacks Nigga been playing piano for three hours I know it ain't a knuckle to burn it You can stop if you want to This shit gonna be stuck just like that Stuck just like that That's what we doing That nigga finger bitch so good He don't even have to take his pants off Play the piano on the pussy He fingering bitches with that same grip Fingering bitches with his whole hand At the same time He know how to work his shit in and out Some about clacks, he turned my pussy to a trumpet He ain't got that bowling grip One of them niggas shake your hand We was talking about earlier You can know that his finger Straighten all the way out What the fuck man with your hand You don't never wanna get plucked by him He gonna split skin Man it's about nine niggas On the plate of guitar shit Man do y'all need a saxophone player Shout out to the nigga who's a saxophone player J-O-N did he hit you Saxophone player Man we gonna get us a whole goddamn band We gonna find us some niggas who play everything We need a nigga to play an obscure instrument now Like a ukulele Like a woodwind instrument What a gangsta clarinet nigga One of them Can't find no nigga to play the flute real good String instrument What a nigga with the cello What's the what's the what's the thing The harp What a harp player What a game up with the harp player No find a nigga that know how to play the bassoon I don't even know what a bassoon is Come on man It's like a wooden flute With a saxophone thing on it You know what And the crazy part is we got some people That's watching this That's gonna know somebody Who play a bassoon That fuck us Shout out to all the real niggas And we gonna link with y'all too By the time we finish By the time this shit come out we gonna have At least 8-9 niggas who play some of them We don't know how to pronounce I wanna find a girl Who know how to play the french horn You know how lit the 85 south shore Be with some french horn in it What if we get linked with a trap Mariachi band A trap mariachi band You know if that existed before you just said it Man if we get a flute player It's probably gonna be a white girl White girl play the shit out of some flute Player net What What Joe My chat Don't give a fuck about new ideas I hit him everyday with like four good ideas Man he just be like I ain't gonna do it right now He probably hang up the phone and be like Got tricked this nigga again Not doing that shit I'm gonna write it down though I'm gonna call him 2 weeks and then tell him it's mine Chairs Asshole Come on bro I gotta do this shit Nigga don't do this shit then hit me back Los man I just thought of You know what's crazy I just thought of some shit You know what we could do Nigga we could get the t-shirts that say Show me the culture first I was like bro I told you that shit four weeks ago You did Damn bro my fault My bad bro You did you right you did say that I'm looking at it I'm looking at it Bro My name is Carlos Nigga look at the chair he said alright Don't get your fuck in there that fight you were talking about It's coming come on keep talking I'm gonna see if you're gonna knock my bitch ass out Alright keep fucking talking Carlos That worked fucking hard bro Bro chair be ignoring me so much That's how you feel on the inside If you ever see how Chad look that's how you feelin right now Alright no we gotta get these jokes off But hey my fucking knees are getting loose bro I'm ready to go You're not gonna fucking talk about me cause Get your fucking hands off me man Chad calm down bro No fuck you bro Fuck you bro for saying that about me Him and Joe be linking up man to leap the footage Yeah That's why Joe walked off he lamb cause he got a Late K stop lamb because you know they These guys are fucking dickheads bro I hate these motherfuckers They be calming each other down just Stay down bro I know it's hard But we're gonna make it bro We just gotta stay on just a little Bit longer just fucking just let them Say the shit that they say Laugh like you care and when they leave We'll fucking tell them What we know bro Just keep the program Joe be with it be like bro how long you on me Hold on to it so fucking long They forget the fucking ask about it Exactly What the fuck bro just stay Look at me stay the course Alright Carlos is an asshole Chico just sits there and laughs It doesn't even fucking defend us He probably called DC and was like nah We ain't doing shit tonight bro Go home These guys are dickheads If you stay the course Little do we know this the way they Gonna get ahead back with Steve They got them they're done I hear a jam bag I be like bro What the shirts that Fuck them shirts What do you see these cute ass shirts I got the cutest Why we going cute I like Nintendo characters We got some bright yellow shit And it's cute it's fucked What color did you put on it nigga It's blue and another kind of blue You look like the little emoji monkey Everybody else looks cool Chad don't put that out bro I don't fuck with that Bro I'm doing it anyway This is my show I do what the fuck I want to do If you don't like little cartoon monkeys You need to get your own show Bro calm down bro I'm trying to be cool I'm trying to be cool The fucking footage is deleted bro We got J.O in it Look at this shirt Look at me You look stupid it's fucked You look dumb Look I look like the wee person That people try to make it look like me When you first turned the wee on Yeah Did you approve of that No I didn't I didn't even see it until we had to put it on That's the shit I'm saying Now you gotta go back to the plan Cause you laughing a little too hard What was all that fucking giggling bro When they were shitin on us bro All that fucking on the floor Slapping the doors shit bro I mean you gotta keep the fucking story Going but god damn bro Look Joe over there on the floor laughing I'm deleting all this shit Look at Craig man You're gonna delete it but god damn bro I hope Joe don't delete this one man This one pretty good Let me watch this shit before you delete it J.O.N been watching the Mobile show for months Ain't said shit Look the truth coming out He watched it It's not that the plan Is going accordingly Once he took that oath you can't bring it We gotta get us some new niggas man You see what happened He didn't even get a few dollars to start thinking They taking over bro I'm about to Steve Harvey these niggas