 Guys, I'm about to tell you something that not many people know and that I'm a little bit afraid to talk about. I, Ethan, CrankGameplaysNester, have never played a Civ game. Civ 6 is a game that a lot of people like a lot. Civilization is... I mean, it's kind of self-explanatory. It's a game where you make a civilization, dude. I've never played it before in my life. And a few of my friends recently were like, Oh, Civ. I like it. And I was like, hey, maybe I should try it. So we are going to do that today. I don't know why the screen's going crazy. Let's do shuffle. Let's shuffle the map. We're going to do standard. We're going to choose a random leader. Could be anybody. Now let's go. Let's do it right. Who we get? Oh, there you go. It's whoever this is. Ah, I am King Harold. Cool. Here we are. Civilization. You, you're going to go here. And you're going to... How do I... How do I do it? Oh, it's turn-based. I don't... I really don't know what to do. Should I do the tutorial? Would that be good? I don't know. Next turn. Okay. Now I want you to mine. So here, you're going to go here. Because we're going to go by the... by the thing. Yep. And you, you're going to go... All the way up there. Okay. This, we're going to fortify. Do we need things? Dude, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I want the cows though. A unit needs orders. Well, I told you to fortify the thing. Fortify it. What does it do? No idea. Oh, no, no. I want you to go here. Yes. Now, requires animal husbandry. I need to do some research. Okay. How do I do anything? Animal husbandry. Mining. This one. Found city. I found a city. I made a city dude? Choose production. I need a builder. Now we're really cooking with gas, guys. We are really cooking with gas here. I really should have played the tutorial, dude. I'm so sorry. We need to know things about things. And I don't know anything about anything. Already our people thrive and our population grows. You're welcome. Don't worry about it. Tommy. We need a water source. A water's all the way over here, though, dude. How are we going to do that? This will make a monument. Oh, we're figuring it out, boys. We're figuring it out. Who's that barbarian scout? Should I attack? Oh, boy. Oh, he running away. He ran away. One more turn left. So we can get all these. We can get all these sheep. Ready? Ready? Ready? Fund of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Yeah. Requires animal. I did it, though. What did I do? Requires animal husbandry. I did it, though. Whoa. There's wine. Requires irrigation. I don't have anything, dude. Let's just skip a million turns. We're going to skip a bunch of turns just to get the mining and then we're going to mine. It seems we have finally tracked the barbarian raiders plaguing these lands to their source. Discipline. Sure. We'll put that there. God King urban planning. Plus one faith, plus one gold to the capital. Let's do production. Confirm. Is the policy agenda set? You bet it is. OK, wait. Where's the stronghold? What's happening? I've got no clue what's happening. Are we getting attacked? Oh, no. Go over here. They're going to attack. They're going to attack Wolf Boy. Choose research. Let's go with archery. Yeah, dude. OK, you. We go in here, boys. What if I attacked him? I think this was a bad move. Was this a bad move? No. King of Germany, Italy, Burgundy, and many others. Would you like to come and visit? You can visit. I want to be friends. I don't want to be at my knees. Oh, boy. Your knowledge of writing has advanced considerably. Don't you love to see it? Ooh. Ooh. Building farms, Holly. I'm starting to figure it out. Am I? I don't know. We've sent a diplomatic envoy to you. Treat them as you would treat me. The Duke of Swabia, King of Burgundy, King of Germany, King of the Rome. All right, we get it, dude. You're a king. Jesus. Your delegation is most welcome. You know, I don't want to piss him off. Is this the right move to make? No idea, mate. Oh, no. Unit captured, allowing such a vulnerable unit to remain unprotected was not a wise choice. Your unit has been captured by barbarians. Why did my thing go all the way down here? You go here, and then you fight. Oh, please win. Did we win? And we fight him. And we fight him, and we go, you know, how you fight them? And then you go, and then you go here, and then you go hear it. Do you hear the way that they do it? I've got to. They've got to attack him. What if we attacked him? 2v1, 1v1. This might be bad. Unit available for promotion. Promotion available. Oh. Concentration. There you go. Am I doing this right? No, probably not. We have the opportunity to develop a formal trade route between two cities. The trade unit is required to establish such a route, which would be very beneficial for our economy. It would be very beneficial, wouldn't it? Yeah, let's do some trading. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Confirm the policies. I don't know what I'm doing. Craftsmanship. Yeah, sure. Oh, God. Is this the worst thing ever? Need more housing. How do I make a house, dude? How do I make more people? I need people to make babies. Okay, it's 3v4. Let's do it, dude. Let's just... You know? Oh, God. Why are so many people coming? Why? Stop. Stop it. Okay, 2v1, 2v1. You can do it. You can do it. We have more people now. What the hell, dude? Oh, my God. Why are you sending in so many people? What is up, dude? What is up my cranky crew? Why are you sending in a billion people? I don't like it when you do that. See, now we're gonna... Now these guys are coming in. And it's really not fair in any way. It's really unfair. And I don't like it. I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth. I have arrows now, guys. I shot an arrow into the air. I'm going to be the king of the universe. And I want to let you know that. Hey, guys. I might die right now. I died right now. So... I'm not really sure how to do it. Anything. I've got no idea. Okay. Burgess knighted with gold. How much gold do I have? Six. Do I have six gold only? What if we did a traitor? Oh, God. Go away. Go away, dude. 4v1. How did he kill my guy? And yet, 4v1 happened. Am I doing exceptionally horrible? Oh, God. Guys, I'm doing so poorly. I'm doing incredibly poorly. Why can't I... Can I move upwards? Thank you. Houses. Go there. Make a house. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's make more houses. Make more houses. Make more houses. Ready, guys? Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. We're going to mine. We have obtained greater knowledge in the art of building static fortifications. Yes. Three whole people? What are you doing? Why is everybody coming into my town and going, hey, hey, hey, this is bad and making me so sad about it? It makes me upset. It makes me so upset. And now I'm dead. And they're going to take my whole city forever. More people coming to me. Oh, they're fighting me. They're not on the same team. Okay. Well, sure. Yeah, go for it, I guess. Plus, that means for me to deal with, I suppose. I am so afraid. And I think it's clear by many people. Can I ask you for help? I would like to remain friendly. I'd love to be friends. Thanks. There's more dudes. We have trained our first. Cool. We have trained our firsts in the... Get them. Get them. Go, hey, you're not nice to me. And I hate you. Are you joshing me? Are you joshing me right now? I think you might be joshing me. You've got to be able to take them out. Thank you. Oh, now these guys are going to come and kill me. And I'm going to be so sad about it. And I hate everything. I want them. Now they're going to come and take me away. Running away. You're so silly. You're so silly. Oh, this is so sad. Attack him. Attack him. Yeah, do it. Just yeah, kill the dude. Not the dog. Good job. Good job. I wish there weren't a billion people coming to my house and saying, hey, we don't like you because it makes me upset. Dude, I don't know how to play this game. And it goes like this. It goes, oh man, I said about it because I cannot play it. And I don't know what's happening. And that's the saddest part about it. We're going to go here and we'll fight them and we'll say, hey, you're bad. You know, but other than that, I don't know what to do. It's a thing. This is just bad town, bad, bad time for these guys, you know, bad time for my whole. No, guys, I'm so bad at this game. Maybe I should try and figure out how to play this game. Maybe you'll stream it and it will be better. You know, maybe with the help of y'all, I can, I can actually accomplish something. So I'm going to end this here. I'm so sorry. I apologize for what I've done here today because this was despicable. Um, I have no worth. I, I am disgusting. I'm a disgusting human being and I know that. So thank you so much for watching. If this video hits a billion likes, I'll never play it again. So thank you so much. I'll see you later. I hope you're, you're doing better than not my city.