 Hello, fellow kids. And then put up the meme. You know the meme. You know the meme. What do we know about the world of slime? The great big world of slime. We know that it's slimy. We know that it's goopy and gooey and Gucci. Ooh, fancy. Today I have in here many a slime that I haven't seen. I've never played with... Where was everything? Have I played with slime before? I don't think so. So today we're playing with slime. It's all the... Is it all the rage still? I have. Slow. Ooh. Slime, cream, slime, kid. It's ice cream slime. And then we have a box from apparently a small business. This is from slime community. Mix one teaspoon of borax powder to one cup of warm water. Stir well and make sure to sticky slime. Okay, I'm just gonna take everything out of this box. Contrary to popular belief, this is a packing penis. I'm allergic to peanuts, but not these guys. I could eat this and be fine. I'm gonna go off on a little bit of a tangent. I need to take my shoes off. I wanna go on a little bit of a tangent, all right? How have we not figured out a fucking better solution to packing than packing peanuts? And by packing peanuts, I mean Styrofoam. It gets everywhere. It's bad for the environment. Use something else. Styrofoam makes me so angry. The only thing that makes me angrier than Styrofoam is it, yeah, it's glitter. That's why I wanna open a PO box. Everyone wants me to open a PO box. I won't do it because I know that I'm gonna get glitter bombed. And it won't be funny. I won't think it's funny at all. It'll just ruin my fucking, it won't even ruin my day. It'll ruin my year because glitter would get everywhere. This is not relevant to what we're doing right now. We're gonna do the store bot. This is from Big Slime. We don't support Big Slime around here. We're all about supporting small business slime. This is fascist, cum, no, capitalist slime. We hate it. But we live in a capitalist society. So naturally it's part of our life, unfortunately. Ice cream slime kit instructions. Search our channel on YouTube. Don't fucking promote your own YouTube channel on my YouTube channel. Okay? All contents in this kit are non-edible. Do not eat or put any of the contents in the kit near your mouth. They don't say anything about putting it in your ass. Just letting you know. Look at all this fucking plastic that Big Slime gives to you. Huh? What is this? This is a waste of the environment. We're killing our planet. Not like little small business slime who uses sustainable packaging and cardboard. But they did use the packing peanuts. Those aren't good. We'll come back to you. You do get this nifty box to keep all of your slime in. That's good. Could I have a beverage? I'll take spin drift. Hey, spin drift. How's it going? I'm speaking directly to you now. I drink your products all the time. I'm trying to cut soda out of my life and it's a great way to not drink soda. You're not watching this, but maybe my manager will send this video, this timestamp to you. And I'll say, hey, I'm a little slut for spin drift. Okay? If I were to do a sponsored thing, I wouldn't use such vulgar language, but man, do I love it. Editor, whoever's doing this, they haven't sponsored yet. So make sure this can is blurred, okay? Thank you. Now that's refreshing if you pay me money. To make basic fluffy slime, you will need 30 milliliters of glue, 10 squirts of foam soap, killer of your choice, stir from your kit, two spoonfuls of activator and a mixing bowl. Measure 30 milliliters of glue. I'm just gonna take away too long. Pour the glue into a separate mixing bowl, but you only give me one mixing bowl. Good, Anakin. Good. Next, add 10 squirts of magic foaming soap. No sense. What colors do we have here? We have white. We have, oh, I put my fucking hand in the glue. We have brown. We have green. We have yellow. Ooh, there's scents. Chocolate scents, strawberry scents, vanilla scents. Okay, hold on. This is for children. And the first thing that it says is that these are not edible. Don't eat it, but it looks like ice cream and then you're making it smell like ice cream. Don't put the fucking flavor blasted shit in the thing for children because kids are stupid and they'll eat it. Let's make poop. Poop slime. One, two, three. Wow. This looks like diarrhea. If you are doing this in your toilet, get help. Find someone. Add one spoonful of activator. What is a spoonful? Sure. Using the measuring spoon in the kit. Oh, that would have been this. It's fine. Oh, hold on. Get it up. I can't see the poop. I'm gonna put more glue in and a little bit more foam because I'd used way too much. Fuck. This is not good. This is not good. 30 seconds. Add in one spoonful of activator again. Well, I'm not doing that. When your slime is at the stage, you can start to play with it in your hands. Play with fluffy slime for five to 10 minutes to allow the warmth of your hands into the slime. Oh, no. Oh, awful. Oh, it feels so bad. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Oh, God. It feels so gross. It looks bad. Why did we go with brown? It's staining my hands. Oh, God. It doesn't get stretchy. I'm afraid of it. I'm afraid of what I made. Oh, it's so... Sticky. Do you think it's flammable? It's not flammable. Fluffy butter slime. For a fluffy butter slime, you'll need to follow a recipe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 milliliters. Oh, that is so much faster. All right, there's a glue for you. 10 squirts of squirt juice because we're making yellow butter cream or whatever. We need one, two, three, four things of yellow. Now we mix the glue. One spoonful of slime activator. I'm doing a little bit extra because it didn't get the whole thing. Now, look at that. This is what the slime is supposed to be. Once you have made a basic yellow fluffy slime, take a small handful of the clay from the back, place the clay on top of the slime and begin to knead them together. It's a little egg. It's a little egg sandwich. Oh. So that's it. That's the whole thing. Is this what slime is? I bet that sounded cool. If I'm honest, I can't say I'm super impressed, but hold on a second, because there's little balls of things in here. And what I think would be fun if it's kind of like a catamari-demasi kind of deal where there's a trail of things that the slime has to pick up. There's a couple of little goobers out here. Just waiting to get goobed. So we're gonna make a ball, okay? And then the ball is going to start to roll. It's like a dung beetle, you know? And they roll around and they're collecting all the little guys that exist in the little world. Look at that, huh? Wow. It's cleaning. Now, it doesn't do a very good job of keeping it in, but that's all right. We'll try again. Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, oh. Put in that fish meme. Oh, now this is all right. Look at that. It's a tapeworm. This is what is inside your body, eating you from the inside out. Look at him, he's just a little guy. And he's dead now. This was big time fascist slime. But now it's time to move on. It's time for small business slime. Everyone's favorite. First of all, didn't that sound great? Second of all, look at this. It's a pre-made slime. It's carrot cake, which is my favorite cake. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear slime boy. Happy birthday to you. And now I've made it into a boat. It's the Titanic, if we should try to do it. So it's coming up April 14th, right? The day before Granite Clash. Now this really wets my whistle. This is something I can get behind. Not that big fascist fucking, what is it called? Capitalist slime. But this ho, ho, ho, ho, it's a jump rope. Oh my God. Oh my God. Look at this though. Now I wish I could make slime like this. And maybe I can't. It's like the color of a fox. Look, it's a little fox. Fantastic Mr. Fox. You know, he's got a little fucking tail. Fantastic Mr. Fox, but he's a slime. Look at that. Look at that, huh? Look at that. It's stupid. All right, let's see what's in this box. All right, come on. What is included? Six ounces of pie filling. One egg, sugar, vanilla, butter, flour, one pie tin, mini spatula, mini rolling pin, whipped topping, charms, non-stick, oil, extra 16 ounce container, recipe, add one egg. OK. Look at this, it's a fucking little shit. Grown fish egg. Look at that. This is what a fucking baby looks like at some point. That's so cute. Look at this. That is so cute. It's time to go through the recipe that we have here. We have six ounce of pie filling, one egg, sugar, vanilla, butter, flour, mini spatula, mini rolling pin, whip, topping, charms, non-stick, oil, extra 16 ounce container. It's time to make this SOB. Add egg, butter, sugar, and flour for rolling out your dough. Combine well. OK, so egg, butter with this cute little thing. Oh, it's sealed. Oh, it's such a different texture. That's so weird. Sugar. This is such a fun activity. What the fuck? And flour. We have to save half of the flour. That's it, that's about half. Combine well. OK, we combine well. There's no way that all of this sugar and flour is going to be in this, though. There's just no way. And we're kneading it like a little dough, like a little dough boy. Now, again, this is not edible, but it may be edible. Just add enough vanilla to achieve the desired pie crust color. This is just the pie's crust. So we have to add the vanilla to achieve the pie crust color. Start with that. OK, now it's mixing well, but it's just not quite the color that I want. I'm going to add a little bit more. And by a little bit more, I mean so much more. Oh, no. This is not good. It's OK. We'll figure it out. What's a pie crust without a little bit? Without cracking a couple of eggs, you know? That's actually not bad for a pie crust color. You know, if your pie is well baked, I'd actually even say it could be even a little bit darker. Refrigerate your dough for 10 to 20 minutes in the tupperware provided. No. Use a nonstick cooking oil to coat your rolling pin so the dough does not stick. Coat the cutting board in the flour. You don't always have to use the tools provided. Sometimes it's best to just do it the old-fashioned way, because now we're at the point where we've made it look like it's a pie, and it looks like it's a pie. So now, place the dough in the pie tin. Dough in the pie tin, and decorate the crust. So now is the time where we decorate. Little thin parts, little thick parts. Oh, yeah, that's a pie. Fill the pie with the filling. Fill the pie. I want this whipped cream to look nice. I want it to look like whipped cream, because it's really dipped up in the last but not least. And now, with this, finally in place, our friend, the fox, may feast for the first time in a long time. For his family was killed, his sons, his daughters, his wife, dead, killed, murdered by the hunters in the forest. And now, it's his last meal. He thinks of them. He can hear the loading of the rifles and the barking of the dogs off in the distance in the forest. He knows that the clock ticks nearer to his doom. So just like every man, he thanks the father, the son, the Holy Spirit for everything that he's going to give him. He takes one last bite as a 50-caliber bullet shatters his skull into the bag, out to the side. He's in the pie, blood on the walls. The hunters enter his home. The dogs make quick work of his body.