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Halal Shop - Azraf Ullah (Original Thrift Shop Parody)

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Published on Feb 22, 2013

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A parody of Macklemore's thrift shop. Everything in the video was made in good humor and we cannot be held liable for anything in it, under parody law we cannot be sued. There are no references to any real people or events.

Lyrics:

Hey, Azraf! Can we go halal shopping?

Hook:
Im gonna gain some ilm,
got the Qu'ran in my pocket,
laying down my carpet,
ready for some salah,
this is so halal.

Verse 1:
Nah, walk up to the musallah, be like "What up I got a big Thobe!"
Im so pumped about the halaqah circle,
Youth on the fringe, they're so dang cocky,
That muslims like "Mashallah, that thobe looks hot please"
Prayin in, real long, heading to the musk stall,
Dressed in all black, cept my tasbeeh those are green,
Draped in a keffiyeh, uncle standing next to me,
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like muslims prayer feet
(sujuuuuud)
but alhamdulilah, i got it for 99 cents,
wudu it, washin it, bout to go bend my quadriceps,
Passing up those wudu shoes someone else's been walking in,
But me and the imam be chillin'
with our prayer caps,
covering my modesty and I'm super happy that I'm covered Yess,
Imma take the sheikh's style, imma take the sheikh's style,
grow out a beard and wear extra clothing now,
got an arab turban, and some house slippers,
kinda brown kurta that i found missin,
They had a ripped book, i bought a ripped book,
I bought a Qiyam blanket then prayed tahajjod,
Salaam, Salaam, my brother man, My fellows,
hipsters got nothing on my muslim game heck no,
I could take some kufis, make em cool, sell those,
The hijabis would be like "Awh, he understands though!"

Hook x2:
Im gonna gain some ilm,
got the Qu'ran in my pocket,
laying down my carpet,
ready for some salah,
this is so halal.

Verse 2:

What you know about rocking a hijab on your noggin?
I got so much respect for their hard skins,
Im digging, im digging, clawing right through the hate,
one man's trash, is another man's zakat,
Thank your friend for donating that MSA T-shirt,
Cause right now I'm up here spreading da'wah,
Im at the neighborhood F.A.I.T.H thrift shop ,
If not you'll find me community servicing the lot,
your mama, your baba, your auntie, your uncle,
ill take those thobes, second-hand,
I rock that mashallah,
ill take that egal with the band mashallah,
I hit the mosque prayers and they stop in that alhamdulillah,
They be like, "Oh thats a custom thobe, thats so tight",
Im like, "Yo, that's 100 dollars for a thobe",
cultural religion, although its not tradition,
100 for a thobe, thats just some ignorant volition,
I call that being mispurposed and lost,
I call that being tricked by culture shock,
that thobes a lot of dough,
And having the same one as six other people in the mosque,
you really won't,
halal game, keep your gaze lowered on the floor,
trying to get islam from a brand? Man you really won't,
you really won't,




(FAITH, doing halal , yeah)

Im gonna gain some ilm,
got the Qu'ran in my pocket,
laying down my carpet,
ready for some salah,
this is so halal.

Bridgex2:
I wear my muslim clothes,
I look incredible,
doesn't have to be a thobe,
from the thrift shop down the road

Im gonna gain some ilm,
got the Qu'ran in my pocket,
laying down my carpet,
ready for some salah,
this is so halal.

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