 What is up my cranky crew? It's Ethan from CrankGameplays, and today we are here in Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate. The Mortal Kombat movie just came out recent last night, and I watched it. I didn't really like it. A lot of people didn't like it because the plot sucks. I went into it knowing that the plot would probably suck, but I wanted to see a bunch of badass fights and cool fatalities and people getting ripped in half and just like over-the-top gore and violence and stuff. And there was a few scenes that had that, but it was really lacking in my opinion, because that's why I wanted to watch the movie. And so, I thought we would play today. I do have all of these characters because I got Ultimate, so the DLC comes, but for some reason these other characters won't download. I don't know why I keep getting an error, so that sucks. But whatever. Let's just get into it, baby. Let's just random select, dude. Let's just- ooh. Opponent type? CPU. You're gonna be random, too. Yep. Random map. Let's go. Let's take some ass. Let's take some names. Let's get their insurance so then we don't get sued after. Let's fight, huh? I've got a cool headpiece on and a big sword and big hands. Let's go. I don't know how to do anything. Okay. I'm getting my ass kicked. Why is- how do I jump? Oh, shit. Oh, baby. Hold on. Never mind. Never mind. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. How do I dodge? How do I do anything? I don't know how to do anything. I am just button mashing. Baby, come here. Come on, baby. Come here. Come here. Come here. Wait, what does R1 do? Ow, shit. Hold on. An R1 keeps popping up on screen. Please don't kill me, dude. I- Oh, yes. Oh! Oh! Here we go, fatality! See, this is what I wanted in the movie. This is what I wanted in the movie. Ah! See, what have been so cool. Would you like a little bit of a taste of me? Just light him on fire for a random thing? Come here, baby. Come here. Let me just saw your body in half. Ooh. Get him. Come on. Press the L2 and the R2, baby. Please don't kill me. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There we go. Yes. How do I finish him? How do I finish him? I don't know how to finish him. Ooh, I turned into a cat. All right, baby. All right, baby. Let's be this. She's made out of cool seaweed or something. A lot of that. A lot of that. We're going to make you... Ooh, we're going to make you this big boy. The bone temple. The boy like boner temple. Here we go. Get him with your C. Ow! Jesus Christ. What the fuck. Hold on. Hold on. That was awesome. There wasn't enough slow motion in the movie. You know, I really wanted there to be a ton of slow motion. It would have been cool. Ow. Ooh, I have a chain. I have a chain. How do I use the chain again? Hold on. Oh, yeah. Oh, Brick is back. Brick is spying. Brick is life, dude. Make him wish he was never even born, my God. Make him wish that his parents never fell in love and made a baby. A weird little monster baby. Oh, oh, please don't kill me. Hold on. Don't kill me. Hold on. Oh. Oh. Okay. Ow. Hold on. Oh. Well, that was... He could have done something cooler. Fight. Also, lacking in the Mortal Kombat movie, was the Mortal Kombat team. I wanted it so bad and it showed up for like a second, but it, like, was a big old bomber. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. That's nice. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Let me just tickle your toes a little bit. I'm not in the second pose, but I'll tickle them for a second. Even that fatal blow. Ow. When your girl gives you that fatal blow. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I want it. I want to do my... I want it. Hold on. Hold on. Wait a second. Hold on. I'd like to... Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. I was late. I was late. I need to go to the tutorial thing. I haven't played Mortal Kombat in such a long time. I don't know if any of you remember this. I'm sure a couple of you do, but when I played Mortal Kombat 10 with my grandmother, I think that was the last time I played, which was probably six years ago. Oh. Oh, devastating. I am devastating. Ow. Stop it. Hold on a second, dude. My God. Get his shins. Yeah, get his shins. Hey, yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Get him. Hold on. How do I do a fatality? Yes. Ha, ha. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. This is fine. Hold on. Intane balance. Okay. What the fuck? That would have been sick. What the fuck? Using all of the elements? What the fuck? That was so cool. What the fuck? So can I do that just the circle, or do I have to do the combo thing? So it's left down, right down circle. I hope that's the same for every character. We're about to find out. We are about to find out. Ho, ho, ho. How do I, how do I use my fire hands? I know that I've got them. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Baby. Baby, come on. Baby, baby, baby, please. Baby, please. Just wait a second. Oh, yeah. Keep them right in there. Oh, yeah. Right now. Right in the head. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That was cool. That was cool. This is not cool. This is not as cool. Ow. He blocked me. He blocked me. Ow, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Please, please, please, please. Did he just say shut up and come? Shut up and come. Okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Ow, ow. No, no, no, no, no, no. Christ. Well, whoops. Oh, yes. Ow, hold on. Please, sir. Oh, I need you to be, ah, ah, ah. He made the ground be funny. He made the ground all purple. Oh, this is bad. This is very, very bad. This is very, very bad. Nope, I'm going to die. I've lost. I've definitely lost. Oh, all right. This boy's got big arms. He's got multiple arms. Oh, I'm peeing. I love peeing. It's one of my favorite sports. Round one, baby. Let's go. I'm not here to play games. Lizard man. Ah, hold on. Hey, wait. I was doing really well. Ow. And then, yes. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ha, ha. He teleported. Hold on. Did I just spit in his face? Oh, oh, yes. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Jesus. He's getting so many hits. Ow, hold on. Don't fatal blow me. Yo. Yo. What the fuck? I fatal blew him. I didn't even. Oh, my. What? That was cool. I ate a lizard. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. This is how we do it. Hold on. Hey, lizard boy. Lasting tribute. Is that your? Well, wait. Collector. That's what you are. I did spit in his face. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Oh. I thought it was the same for everybody. Why is it not the same for everybody? Can it be the same for everybody? Maybe I can do that in a thing. All right. It's time to be writing. Divorce, you spider. You're like a big spider. Lightning man versus bug woman. Let's go, baby. Let's see what you've got in it. Hold on. Ow, ow, ow, bug woman. Hold on a second. I wish I actually, like, knew how to play. Like that, I feel like would be so much cooler if I did. Oh, shit. She needs to be way closer for that rope to work. Oh, let's go. Oh, baby. How did she bounce off the ground like that? Come here. Come here. Ow. You little bugs. Ow. Hey, hold on. Bug lady, you will not best me. I'm so sorry. You just won't. I won't let it happen. I just won't let it happen. I thought I was doing so well. I even told her. I was like, hey, I won't let this happen. Hold on. And I didn't let it happen. Huh? Brutality, baby. All right, Sonya. That outfit's cool. See, it would be so cool if the downloads would work because then it would be like, like Terminator and Rambo and Robocop and the Joker. That would be cool, but it doesn't want to work for some reason. Sub-zero. You're making it so cold here in the desert. But I've got cool sunglasses on. Kind of looks like X-Men. You want some of my yellow boots? Oh, damn it. I wanted to, like, gore him with the thing, with the antlers, with those cool antlers. Hold on. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Can I throw the car at him? Because I want to. Ah. Yes. Use the car. Use the car. Use the car. Use the car. Please. Use the car. It would be cool if you use the car. Come on. Use the car. Use the car. I want you to use the car so badly. Oh, he used the car on me. That was a bummer. They should put Scooby and Shaggy in Mortal Kombat. That would be so funny. Okay, leave it in the comments. Who would be the funniest characters to have in Mortal Kombat? I'm sure if you get Mortal Kombat on Steam or something, there's ways to mod it so you can have, like, any character you want. That would be so funny. I want to do that. Maybe I'll research that and then, for another video, I'll just do Mortal Kombat with hilarious characters. Yeah. No. Oh, I thought I did this. I wish it was one fatality thing per character, like, for everybody, you know? Or you could make it that way. Because it's hard. How do you memorize all those fatalities? There's, like, a billion characters. See, I don't want to have to memorize everything. Oh, hell yeah, I get it. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's the one. That's the one, baby. All right, let's do one more. Let's do one more fight. We're going to do Johnny Cage versus Johnny Cage. Johnny, are you ready? Are you ready to face your fear? Your self. Your biggest fear is yourself. You're filming this, right? You got to get it in one take. This is us. That's funny. Come here, Mr. Cage. I have to teach you a little bit of a lesson, huh? Oh. Oh, ow, ow. He's very flexible. Did you see the splits that he just said? That was crazy. Ooh. Ooh. Some Captain America shield shit. Ow, hold on. Well, hold on. Hey, baby, baby, baby, baby, come here. Come here for a little smooch. Just a little make-up smooch, huh? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Uh-oh. That's awesome. Oh, I did the same thing to him. Did for tat, baby. I'm the best actor. And I did it for a win, too, for the, for the dub. Round two. Round two. This could be, this could be it, huh? This could be it. Wait, who am I? Okay. I got confused for a second. Wait, wait. Hey, you have a gun. Why don't you just shoot him? You could end this so quick. Be like Indiana Jones. He got you in the balls, mate. Don't let him grab you by the bullets, innit? He'll run. Just get him in the shins over and over, like a razor scooter. They should put razor scooters in the game as a weapon. That would be great. Ooh, did you, ooh, ooh. Did you see the blockage? I don't know how to do it. That was lame. I wish I knew. Ooh, the split. Look at that. Look at that man. Whose mans is this? Well guys, I'm going to end it here. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed. If you check out the new Mortal Kombat movie. Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.