 Day one of being a project manager, I just have to set some meetings, right? Get the job done. One week of being a project manager, it's pretty much just herding cats, guys. Also, how can you have back-to-back-to-back meetings and still get nothing done? One month of being a project manager, I officially have nightmares for missing deadlines. One year of being a project manager, I officially have no more weekends. And the last thing I said to my grandma before she passed away was, let's circle back on this. Apparently after 10 years of being a project manager, you suffer from something called project maniosis. As we can see in our patient here, it's easy, hyper-eaterative paradigms, guys. Must have not hit as KPIs.