 movies live. It's Tuesday. I do these so often now, even though it's only twice a week, it feels like every day is Tuesday or Friday. I just between this and the podcast and, you know, filming stuff basically daily now and editing daily. It's all just kind of a whirlwind. Every every seven days is one in my world. Hope everyone's having a good time. We have a fun show Barbie Barbie reviews are in Oppenheimer reviews are not. I think the embargo lifts like the day comes out. That's usually like the Christopher Nolan thing to do. Don't let anyone have early access. Keep it quiet. Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Barbie, we're going to look at today. I also want to point out that I have a not that let's go to this one. I have a alien three. I got two alien three things coming up. But before I really get going, let me make sure in the chat everything looks okay and sounds okay. Hello people. David Tanner Jamal, Leanda Leanda. I don't know how to say that shadow humor is in the mix. A till of the hungry. I don't know if I've seen I don't know if I've seen that one before Dominic I've seen Jordan summers shadow humor shout out of a cannon with a happy Tuesday broski. Thank you shadow humor. I have an announcement so definitely stick around because things are going to be changing as far as the patreon myth roll membership goes and the YouTube join membership. Bottom line is I'm getting burnt out on my own by my own undoing and I have to make some changes that are both good for me and for the channel and hopefully for the supporters at those tiers. If you already have a movie requested, I am going to do them. But I'm changing things up going forward. So consider yourself, I guess, like fortunate that you get a movie request in at its current state. Things are going to be changing a bit on that end. But we'll get to it and it's going to be fun. It's going to be great. I took some time to noodle on it and this is I think going to be awesome for everyone. So if you're currently a myth roll member, I have your movie in the docket still and then going forward, you know, we're going to shake things up. Okay, let's see. So alien three, that's going to be a ranch that's going to come out tomorrow. I'm editing it. It's probably going to be 18 to 20 minutes long. This is the thing that let me let me get on here. Let me get into this. Okay. This is going to be in the same vein is cats. As what else did I do recently? I've done like three or four Indiana Jones in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Michael Bay's produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There is zero reason why I'm doing alien three outside of the big news that I wanted to talk about. I actually announced this a month or two back before I was actually prepared to do the show. But movie feuds is coming back on Fridays. I brought this up, I think last week maybe as well. I'm really excited to bring this show back. If you ever watched movie feuds in the past, it was the bread and butter of this channel. It was the big thing I did. And yeah, so I'm really excited to get going on it. I have Tony from Hack the Movies is going to be the first participant this Friday. We're going to be talking alien three. Is it a great movie? Is it a bad movie? I'm on the bad camp. Tony likes the film. I don't know if he loves it, but we're going to have a back and forth debate. We're going to go over all the three things that I always go over on movie feuds. We're going to be talking the cast. We're going to be talking the production. And we're going to be talking the story. And good luck, Tony. Good luck. So the reason for this rant is because I had to rewatch alien three to get myself refreshed. So I thought to myself, okay, this is a fun one to just destroy. So there's going to be a 20 minute video on that. And that's where I'm headed with this whole Patreon myth roll thing that we're going to get you down the road. That's where I'm headed with it. So later on, definitely stick around. It's going to be fun. Okay, let's get into the big thing. I'm glad to hear that some people are enjoying the movie feuds coming back, by the way. Okay, we have Barbie. Let's bring it up. Let's bring it up. These are always my favorite things to do, because there's a clear difference most the time between the like influencer, let's call them review of a film and the critic review of the film. The influencer is actually getting paid to give the movie a good score. Now that doesn't mean payment necessarily via cash money or Bitcoin or whatever. It could be as simple as a goodie bag full of Barbie shit. Or it could be an exclusive premiere outing to the film if it's in your area. It can be incredibly basic. But for a lot of people, that's actually very useful getting an early review of a movie that's big. That gets you on the channel on YouTube faster that gets you on TikTok faster before the competition. And more eyes are going to get to your video or your blog or whatever the hell you're doing. So it is definitely a value incentive for people to influence the hell out of a film on behalf of a studio. I've never done that and I never will do that. Let's take a look though what we have here. Daily updated news says Barbie review bonkers, bold, and a bit of a miracle. And then he that that's a good way to lead you into the article very nicely done there. Oh, Nick, Nick Black Lives Matter says the New York Post gave Barbie an awful review. This shit's gonna win an Oscar. So Nick is already saying Oscar worthy. I don't even think Nick's seen the film, but that's kind of the trend I see on social media people are already like this is a 100% amazing film. Before I get too far into this, let me get an Izzy in my mouth. Get an Izzy in my mouth. Okay. Hollywood reporter says, Margot, I'm sorry, Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling in doll comedy from Greta Gerwig that delivers the fun but fudges the politics. Oh God. It is Greta Gerwig. She did Lady Bird, which I think is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Here's the thing. I don't really like Lady Bird that much. I don't really like that movie that much. I thought the beginning was really funny when the girl when the daughter jumped out of the car while it was driving away. That was really funny. And there's definitely witty dialogue. The movie as a whole though, I wasn't like over the moon about. She did Little Women, which I did not see because obviously I'm sexist. I did want to see that I just never got around to it. And I wasn't I feel like we were maybe in the middle of moving when that came out or I was sleeping when it came out. Either way, I did not see it. And then her most recent one I saw and I can't remember what it was. Let me look her up really quick. Hang on. Greta Gerwig films, Little Women, Lady Bird and Nights and Weekends. No, I haven't seen anything outside of Lady Bird. So, okay. I guess she's amazing though, because of Lady Bird. All right, Sarah says, still ruminating and admittedly having trouble collecting all my thoughts together into a coherent review. But Barbie is something special. A phantasmagorical triumph of classic cinema, modern art sensibilities, and slyly eviscerating social commentary. So, there's that. Okay. Honestly, I was kind of hoping this Barbie movie was just going to be kind of a fun, silly film. Reading the reviews that sounded like it's going to be a little bit cheeky, a little bit like, I don't even want to say, we'll see. Maybe it'll be great. I don't have any expectations to be honest. The trailers, I thought looked good from a visual standpoint. I like what they're doing with the look and the practical effects of everything. That's really great. The humor did not hit me at all in the trailers I saw. That doesn't mean the final film won't though. I am actually kind of curious about this movie. I don't think it looks terrible. All right. Tomrass Laughley says, loved Greta Gerwig's Barbie and thought about the quote, women. They have minds and they have souls as well as hearts. And they've got ambition and they've got talent as well as beauty during it often. It's hilarious and also made me cry. Okay. Barbie made this person cry. All right. Star Tribune says, in his review of Barbie, Hewitt's, Hewitt's Strib, Hewitt, Hewitt's Strib? There's a person that works at the Star Tribune named Hewitt Strib, Strib, Star Trib. I don't know, that's sketchy. Maybe that's just the handle because they work at the Star Trib. Okay. That's probably what it is. It says it's a thoughtful, funny film that cares about what Barbie means to people and it argues that Barbie, like human means, makes mistakes, but it's pretty great anyway. How fun. Okay. This chick's just, okay, Barbie reviews are coming. Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie shows genius at work, meta, meaningful and magnificent. Okay. Courtney is loving this film. She's loving it. Oh my god. Oh my god. That doesn't seem like a review at all. They're saying Barbie debuts with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. We're going to check out Rotten Tomatoes in a second and see if that still holds up. I have a feeling it does not. Kami says, I think I'm going to go ahead with the Barbie movie review because I've been assured that reviews don't count as promotion, but I will be donating the revenue to the community fund. Okay. Thanks. Rolling Stone. Barbie is a long commercial for a legacy corporate brand and a pretty in pink fuck you to the patriarchy. Oh, it's a little naughty. We'll do a couple more. We'll do just a few. What? Erica Lay, birds on food. The birds on food are in the mix. If anybody follows them. What is this guy? Oh, all right. The Mary Sue says, Barbie is a beautiful nod to the toy we love while showing us the power of being alive. Can't trust the Mary Sue. Who can you trust? Los Angeles Times. Whatever you think of Barbie, the mere existence of the smart, funny, conceptual, playful, set, I can't say that word. Sartere. Sartere? Sartere. Daisy in comic fantasy speaks of the irreverent wit and metacritical sensibility of its director. That was a whole lot of bullshit. Don't try to confuse me with your large words. Los Angeles Times. I can't say them. The A.V. Club says a pink, plucky, and poignant rumination on womanhood. I better stop reading these. I'm having a hard time with words. All right. Indie Wire says, Barbie is a lovingly crafted blockbuster with a lot on its mind. The kind of feature that will benefit from repeat viewings. There is so much to see. So many jokes to catch. And it's still purely entertaining, even in a single watch. Okay. Maybe it's kind of like the Lego movie. I love the Lego movie. And I mean, that's just straight up a commercial for Lego. So maybe Barbie's following in its block steps. Last one we're going to do. Kim Zetter says English lit major here. Humble break. Laughing at people, laughing at people magazine referring to a Swiftian utopia in its review of the Barbie film. But having to explain to its dumbass readers, I added the dumbass, that they mean 17th century satirist and Gulliver's travel's author, Jonathan Swift. Not Taylor Swift, you fucking idiots. I added some of the swearing, but I know that Kim wanted to swear and looks down on these people, as she should. Kim Zetter is a trend setter. She's an English major for fuck's sake. Okay. Should I stop? I should probably stop. Yeah, I've seen enough. Let's go to Ron Tomatoes. Let me see what the chat is to say. Are people excited about this movie? People going to it? People seem to be, um, okay. Sue Blanton says this guy is a triggered chud. Sue, are you talking about me? I actually think the Barbie movie looks good. Where the hell have you been? Wait, is Sue the person that wrote that article? Is Sue actually Kim Zetter? Sue, you son of a bitch. Okay, let's go to Ron and Tomatoes. See what they have to say. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. We're going to refresh the page quick. It's at 88%, so it did drop a little bit. It was in the nineties before. 88 is still very fresh, still very good. How many reviews do we have in? Ninety, did I say 92 reviews in? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Ladies and gentlemen, we might have ourselves a good, I'm going to two movies Thursday night. I'm doing the Barbenheimer. I'm doing the Barbieheimer. I'm going Oppenheimer first to get a little sad, to get a little drama, to get a little Nolan. And after a three hour tour day force, I'm going to Barbie for a second, three hour tour, no, that's two hours, a second, two hour tour day force for a five hour, nay, probably closer to five hours and 40 minutes because there are at least 20 minutes of trailers before each regal movie presentation and I hate them so much for it. Let's see what they have to say. The the top ones, a toy commercials, as toy commercials go, it's definitely the best one ever made. Oh my god, Jordan is loving this. David Sim says, combining the meta-jokiness with a heap of motivational sincerity is no easy task but Barbie is a very charming success. Okay. Kim, or Katie wrote a novel. I can't, I can't read and wrote a novel too. All right. Tomory, Tomerous, Tomerous, a soulful film underneath all the persistent fushwa, fushé, feng shui. I don't know what that word is. Let me look it up. Fuchsia, a shrub with, I don't think it's the shrub, a vivid purplish red color like that of, okay, what was this? What did she say again? A soulful film underneath all the persistent fuchsia. So underneath all the purples-ish stuff. Okay. One that has heart and ambition as well as abundant beauty inside and out. I don't know how I feel about the the word she used there. Steven says it is completely bananas and that just might be something we need right now. Okay. Steven gets all existential real quick. You know, the world pulls out a cigarette. The world's changing. Life's not all go-gurts and sticker packs. Life's tough. We got disease. We got famine. We got child trafficking. I just found out because I watched Sound of Freedom and it's the first time I ever heard about child trafficking. Sarcasm. So this Barbie film comes out of nowhere. Hits me like a ton of bricks. And you know what? It's the shot in the it's the shot in the arm this country needs right now. It's just the film we need right now. Avi Offer says one of the best films of the year. A funny, witty, empowering, and crowd-pleasing delight. Grimming with warmth, tenderness, and wisdom. It's destined to become an all-time classic. All right, let's see what the bad ones have to say. Let's see what we got on the rod. And there's only 11. I don't have to read them all. Gerwig's artistic voice feels stifled here and repackaged as an empowerment product to be sold on shelves. But with the necessary accessories, the truth and nuance of her previous work sold separately. Oh, I was like, I don't understand. Did he mean unnecessary? But he was leading into it. He was leading into it. That stuff sold separately, he says. Interesting. Roger says, despite plucky stars, Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and a stylized production design for the ages. The movie itself is a mystery shrouded in a puzzle. Who is this movie for? Beats me. Okay. Mike says the comedy is routinely effective, but the overarching storyline leaves much to be desired. I go back and forth on overarching or overarching. I've been seeing overarching more lately and it kind of bothers me. I was an overarching guy, kind of like the McDonald's arches, but then there's the arc of a arrow. I don't know. I just, I truly don't know how to say it. Anne says, for all that Mattel will profit from Gerwig's name. There's little here of a private reserve, outstanding sensitivity, messiness, and appreciation for the beauty of the real world. In their place are merely hollow overtures to feminism. Uh-oh. A vivid but heavy-handed thematic fantasy comedy adventure. It's neither a full-on farce nor a sharp feminist takedown, but a weird amalgam of the two that tries to wear its intellectual colors lightly. Okay, so she's got, so Barbie's got teeth, but she can't really sink them in is what I'm getting from some of the negatives and they're just not happy. They're not happy with it. I think that people should be pretty happy with these reviews though. If you're looking forward to Barbie, it's looking, it's looking kind of solid. It's looking kind of solid. Adam, I'm with you. I despise regal ads. They are so unbelievably horrible. Whenever the woman screams, hey you guys, I want to cringe out my skin. I shit you not. I know most of that thing by heart because I've seen it so many times. And the first couple times I watched it, I actually really enjoyed the trailer. The door is open. They come in. This thing's nice to my apartment. And then the guy goes up to the counter and he's like, what does he say to him? He hands him the card. He's like, which is nice. And then they go into the theater and he's like, hey you guys. And they walk over and he says, you can't sit with us. And so you're telling me there's a chance and they just, everything just goes on forever. And I've seen it so many times. I just can't. I can't relive it again. I'm guessing I'm going to like Oppenheimer better, but three hours, that really, that really chaps my ass. I'm going to be honest with you. Three hour, a three hour tour is tough. I can count on my fingers the amount of films that are three hours long that I really like. And three of them start with The Lord of the Rings. I'm trying to think of other three hour movies that I see and go, wow, yeah that's incredible. I guess Heat. Does Heat hit three hours? Because that's an incredible movie. I knew it was you Fredo. You sit on a throne of lies. Oh god, don't keep making me think of the regal ad. It shakes the cup with the ice in it. At least I don't have to see Nicole Kidman wandering around sad and alone in a AMC theater. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. She's beauty and she's grace. Oh, that's going to leave a mark. Okay, I got to stop. Let's talk about this whole Mithril fiasco. And what we're going to do about it. Let me bring up, let me bring this up really quick. Let's share this. Okay, here what you're looking at is the Adam Does Movies Patreon page. And no, this isn't a ploy for you to sign up. I'm genuinely going to tell you what's going on here. So on this membership thing, you can do a monthly thing and give a dollar a month, which was stupid. I should never have started with one dollar. You always start with two. Because if you didn't know, fun fact, YouTube and Patreon take a percentage of what you earn. So one dollar is actually more like 75, 80 cents. And YouTube is the same. Which is fine, whatever their business, they have to make money. But just saying, I shouldn't have started with one dollar. Anyway, when we go down to Mithril here, we have the $30 a month. And in this, you get to request a movie every couple months if you stay on it. People have been doing that. You've been seeing the reviews come out weekly. I'm getting pretty burnt out watching some of these films, tracking them down. It's not easy. And for $30, like I shouldn't have to explain at this point. I think most of us are adults. If I'm watching a movie that I'm not even interested, that's actually work. And a lot of these movies are over two hours. So two hours plus filming the video, plus editing the video, plus publishing the video and putting all the crap thumbnails and all that shit. We're talking about at bare minimum six to seven hours of video. And at 30 bucks, 10, 20, 30. I mean, what am I making like four bucks an hour at that rate? That's terrible. Okay. So whatever. Fine. I put it out. The goal was to get more people to support me on Patreon. That was that was it at a higher number than $1 a month, which regardless, I still appreciate. I know a lot of people don't have extra funds, but that's fine. YouTube payout is garbage. So I pushed it that way. And it worked. I got I got some good, there's only 10 right now, but at one point there was quite a bit more and you know, people were excited about it. Now there is an unobtainment membership at $100 a month. I have one person on it here and one person on YouTube on it. And that's awesome. I'm not looking to get like 20 people because that would be insane and that would be just as much work. What we're doing now is at those numbers, at those tears, unobtainment, you can request whatever movie you want still. And you get one movie per month. 100 bucks. That's fair to me. I'm fine with that. Mythroll, here's what's going to change. Instead of you coming at me and telling me to watch a movie from 1945 in black and white, that's four hours long, I have prepared a list of my own. And if you are a member, or since you're on this stream right now, we're going to be adding to this list of terrible, not I shouldn't say terrible, of movies that I think would be really fun to do ransom in the same vein as my cat's video and my Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull and some of my older ones. Oh, that reminds me. I got to put Alien Covenant on this list. So with that said, I'm going to share the tab on Letterbox. Okay. So what you're looking at right now is this is a list of movies that I want to do ransom. I'm talking 18 to 25 minute videos. And if you watch the cats or the other ones I mentioned, I go through the entire, the entire movie. I write a script out for all of it. And then I just go to work. If you haven't watched the cat's review or the term, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one, or there was like one or two others. I can't remember what they're called, but they say rant at the bottom. Highly recommend you watch those videos. I'm very proud of them. Those are the ones that I think are so much fun. They actually do well on YouTube, well enough at least, and they generate revenue. The other reason I want to walk away a little bit from the movie review of whatever you want is it's actually hurting me in YouTube. Because the algorithm right now bases value on watch time and how many people keep retention. So if I put out, let's say, a review for Oppenheimer and a review for Barbie and they each get four, five, six thousand views. I'm going to get a whole bunch of comments and likes and some people share it. YouTube says, okay, that's great. But then I put out a review for, like I don't even know, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which I've already done in the past. That's not going to get the views. A seven minute review on Who Framed Roger Rabbit is not going to draw the eyes of my subscribers even though a lot of people like it. That number goes down. So instead of four or five thousand views, it gets six hundred views on the first day. It doesn't have hardly any comments or likes or engagement. And then YouTube says, Oh, what happened to this guy's channel? We're going to stop recommending him as much. So this is the double-edged sword situation. And that's why I want to go this route now with Mithril. So what we're going to do now is Mithril stays the same. You get a movie request every few months, but it's from this list. And then I shout you out as a producer on this video. So like Master Sergeant gave me the opportunity to talk about the God-awful M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender. Let's dive in. And then I go on a complete tirade of the film. So we have some real gems on here. And some of these movies I don't actually hate. For instance, The Flash. I quite enjoyed that movie. I liked it quite a bit. But there is a lot to make fun of in that film all the same. And I would have no problem going through and completely destroying it. Batman v Superman, a lot of people love this film. I don't outright hate it. I think it's a complete disaster though, and would be very fun to talk about. The Last Jedi, we've talked about this one before. We talked about this one plenty of times. I think people would really like to see a 35-minute video wrecking this movie, tearing it a new asshole. I should put Alien Covenant on here. Boom, it's on here. Okay, now it gets to the interactive part right now. Where do we, where do we have, I had a little banner. Let me bring the banner up, the Bruce banner. All right, Super Chat, a bad movie suggestion. If you want to get a movie on this list just for fun, you don't even have to be a Mithril member. But this could be an opportunity to put something on there for someone else to pick up the slack on. If there are Mithril members, they can say, oh, I like this one. I'm gonna throw this one out there this week. Now, I should also point out, just because you Super Chat me a suggestion, I don't have to pick it. I don't have to use it. That's the whole point is I get final, I get final cis right off. Eritra, Adam, how do I pay you on Patreon to request a movie for you to review? How much does it cost again? I have the money now. Eritra, we kind of just changed how it's gonna work. So there's no more requesting movie reviews from the outright. You would have to have a movie off of the list that I just, I have up right now. So these movies are currently movies that can be requested if you're a Mithril member, and then we can keep adding to them. Now, you could tell me right now what movie you want, and we could add it to the list if it's worth doing. What is my wife doing and what is she talking about? It's like watching a train wreck. You can't look away. Would love to hear him tear them apart. Are you talking about Twilight or what? Because Twilight is absolute garbage. I should put Twilight on the list. Twilight. I mean, really the entire Twilight franchise should be on here, but we'll just start with that one. So if you can't see this, we have The Last Airbender. Let me get into a larger form. We have The Last Airbender, X-Men The Last Stand. This is a very fun one to make fun of. I think it's a very watchable movie, but it sucks all the same. Lay Trinity absolutely sucks. Catwoman, Complete Trash, Halle Berry, Jumping Around Like A Dumbass. Funny as hell though. Last Jedi, we've set our piece. The Justice League. This is the Joss Sweden, The Justice League. Suicide Squad. A lot of people like this one. My son included. I can't stand this movie. It's a mess, narratively speaking, a complete shit show. The Flash, I mentioned. We have Captain Marvel, everyone's favorite. Generic, bland superhero, Brie Larson. Ant-Man in the Wasp, Quantum Shitia. Nightmare Fuel right here. Thor, Bore and Thunder. Thor, Snore and Thunder. Ghostbusters all female. We have the strong female leads. Split. That's the wrong one. I want Split on here. Split's a great movie. I want a glass on here. Glass. Okay, we fixed it. Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Hilariously Bad. Jaws the Revenge, Disappointingly Bad. Problem Child, Awful Film. Top-to-Bottom, Awful Film. I've never seen, some of these I haven't even seen. Highlander 2, The Quickening, never saw it. I just looked at a bad movie list for some of these, like Steel from Shaq. Battlefield Earth, I've sadly seen. It's a really terrible film. Speed 2, Cruise Control. Horrendous, Super Babies. I haven't seen this. I think there's two in the Super Baby franchise. I'm sure they're both just lovely films. Haven't seen this one either. Left behind with Nicholas Cage. There's probably an entire Cage lineup you could put on this list. This is X versus Sever, Ballistic. Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. I saw that in theaters. Wanted to Kill Myself. I have not seen from Justin to Kelly, but it's based on the American Idol sensations. And I'm going to be frank with you. I celebrate Kelly Clarkson's entire musical catalog. If some of her music's in the film, I'm going to have a good time. Glitter with Mariah Carey. I celebrate some of her catalog as well. She has the voice of an angel. I heard the movie's terrible. Oh, I got to put G. Lee on here. G. Lee or G. Glee? Oh, there's some G. G. Glee. That's it. Ben Affleck and yeah, there it is. The Lover's First Reunion. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez. Emoji Movie. They say Emoji, Emoji Movie. Alien Coven Shit, Twilight, Glass. And there you have it. What a list. Let me check out the super chats because I know I missed some here. Comet Star for $5 says, I can't tell if Barbie will be good or not. I'll probably check out Barbie eventually because it looks interesting, but I can't wait for Oppenheimer. I'm with you, Comet. I don't really know what the hell it looks like either. Anybody remember the Flintstones movie? With John Goodman? Halle Bailey? Haley Bailey? Halle Berry? I always used to say Halle Berry. It's Halle Bailey. Halle Berry, fuck. There's Halle Bailey now and Halle Berry and Berry. I'm done. Okay, Comet Star again for $2. X-Men Origins Wolverine. We're going to add X-Men Origins Wolverine. Absolutely. Beautiful pick. What a masterful film. X-Men Origins. How about the nerve, by the way? How about the balls on Fox to say X-Men Origins? Because they thought that this is like the dark universe thing. They thought this was going to be a whole set of films. X-Men Origins Wolverine. X-Men Origins Cyclops. X-Men Origins Magneto. And I'm pretty sure there was supposed to be a Magneto flick in that same style. Gambit was another one. Remember the dark universe? The mummy with Tom Cruise? I should probably add that to the list. This movie single-handedly ruined the dark universe from ever happening. Where is it at? 2014? Is that... Where is it? Did it come out of 2014? Why can't I even find this movie? 2017. There you go. Kind of was that long ago? Matt Sclaro. Sclero. How do I say it wrong? Matt Sclero. He's coming to the movies with me on Thursday, so that'll be fun. Wonder Woman 1984. Thank you. Wonder Woman 1984. Keep in mind, some of these movies I have, I think done a pretty good job shitting on, but you have no idea how hard I can go with a full movie watch, play-by-play taking notes. I mean, it will be masterful, like composing a full orchestra of nightmare fuel. Sergio. Knock, knock. Hilariously Bad Kano Reeves movie. Oh, yeah. The two women, right? And don't they convince him to basically rape them? I've heard of it. I haven't seen it. I think my wife watched it. Of course she did. Or she did. Kano Reeves in a somewhat sexy film. Yeah, she's going to watch that. This is Eli Roth did this? Gross. Gross. Justin Nick. Barbie is back, baby. Anna Deermas is in it before she got famous. Yes. That I'm aware of. The star of Dark Water herself, Anna Deermas. What else do we got? We got any more super chats for suggestions? While you get them in, I'm going to look at some other ones off the top of my dick. Okay. Let me think. Really bad movies that I can rant about at some point. There's another Shack movie called, I think it's Kazam. Really awful. It might be two A's. So sad that I know. Oh, it's so sad that I know that. Paul Blart, Mall Cop. I'm going to try to steer from comedies though. I feel like those are tougher to do jokes about because they're already trying to be funny but failing. Grease two, maybe? I don't know if it's that bad though. She'll fight for us in it. Are there any more MC? I don't think there's really any more MC movies that are two that belong in the list. Oh, maybe, you know what? Eternals is pretty hot trash. What did I spell here? Eternals? We're going to put Eternals on the list. Oh my god, that's not it. That's not even remotely yet. Eternals. There we go. That's the one. Let's move that up with the other Marvel family. Look at that. We got three DC... We got four DCEU and we got four MCU. Parody. Very nice. Unless you want to put Catwoman as far... I mean, that's DC but it's not really official. I think Daredevil should be on this list. Is it 2003? Is that right? Okay, yeah it is. Daredevil and Electra. Complete shit shows 2014. Beautiful. Wait, that's not it. How do you spell Electra? Is it like K? Electra? That's the one. That's the one. And then there's one with Anne Flux. That's a horrible movie. Anne Flux. It's Charlize Theron. I have no idea how to spell Anne Flux. I just do Flux. Nope. Charlize Theron. Anne Flux. Who the fuck is this movie? Oh my god. Get back to it. Wow. All right, there it is. Anne Flux. Comment with another $2. Batman and Robin and Fantastic Four movies. Slipped two in there but I'll allow it. I appreciate the super chats. Batman and Robin. That is an awful film. And it belongs on the list. And what was the other one you said? Fantastic Four. Yeah. I don't mind the first Fanta... Oh, Fanta Fort Stick. Fanta Fort Stick has to go on here. I like how I put Fanta Four in it. It knew. It knew what I meant. Tom Hayes with the $2 says The Prom. The casting is hilariously bad. I've never heard of The Prom. It's a musical romance. Meryl Streep, James Corden, Nicole Kidman, Keegan-Michael Key. What is this movie? How have I not heard of this? I mean, this is pushing it. I'll put it on here. It doesn't necessarily mean anyone's going to pick it, but I'll put it on here. I mean, you could be a Patreon for a month and pick it. How are the duck has been done? More than expected. How are the duck has been done? You can give me another one free of charge. Actually, Matt Square-O had me do How Are the Duck. Although to be fair, that was not one of the play-by-play type videos that I did for Cats. How are the duck was a longer review. It was nine or 10 minutes, but it was definitely not in the style of the newer stuff. So, I mean, we could put it on there. We need the poo blood and honey. I was thinking about putting it on there. But yeah, yeah. How are the duck I can add? But again, I did do it kind of. How are the duck? Feel free to add some more super chats. I'll be doing this for a few more minutes. I have about 10 more minutes hard cut at 11.30. I've got 14 more minutes. I'm going to think of a few more to add to this beautiful list. Just a complete shit show of films. I feel like I'm missing some really obvious ones still. Oh, Norm of the North. Norm of the North. There's some really awful animated ones. There's a Titanic animated film? It's Titanic 2? Nope, it's not that. There's seriously a Titanic 2 animated movie. I have to look it up. Titanic 2 animated movie. Titanic the legend goes on. Of course. Of course that's what it's called. Where are you? Letter box. Titanic the legend goes on. Oh my god. How amazing. Come and start with a beautiful $10 super chat. The Star Wars prequels are just the phantom menace. Yeah. You know, if you haven't seen Red Letter Media's reviews, like their long ass reviews of the Star Wars prequels, highly recommend them. I know that's what put Red Letter Media on the map years and years back. They're really funny. They have these bizarre like side stories and plots going on, and they're like an hour long each. I'm not going to claim to be able to do better than those reviews, but I will certainly give it my best. Star Wars. What do we have? We have episode one, phantom menace. Star Wars, episode two, the attack of the clones, and Star Wars, episode three, revenge of the shit. Okay. Revenge of the set. A lot of people love that movie. It's like their top Star Wars film now, because different generations grew up with it. I don't get it. I tried showing my kids those hard pass on all of them. And I didn't, I wasn't mean about it. I was like, hey kids, some people really like these. Jonathan S shot out of a cannon with the $2 Samurai cop request. Samurai. I've heard of this movie. Can't figure out how to add it. It's going Samurai wrong. Nope. There it is. Oh my God. The poster is beautiful. Oh God. Red's my favorite color. Lady in the water. Bubba with the Lord of the Rings animated. Gross. I'm going to put that in. Lord of the Rings, 1978. That sounds like the one. Oh, brutal. That's a brutal pick. Lady in the water. Yeah. See, this one, I mean, it's really fucking boring. I don't know if there's a lot to make fun of in it. It's just really boring. I mean, that's certainly something to observe as the film's going on. I got to get the other Twilight movies on there. Twilight. How do I spell Twilight? What am I doing? Twilight. There we go. Twilight. Jesus. Just say Twilight 2. What are these Godforsaken movies called? Twilight New Moon. That's one of them. Twilight colon. The Twilight Saga. Oh my God. And then there's Breaking Dawn. Breaking Wind. Part one. Breaking Dawn. Part two. God, could you imagine doing like a full month of just Twilight movies? That would be hilarious. I think that is there five of them? Because I have five of them. Where'd that other one go? Twilight. Get in there. How many Twilight movies are there? I've only seen one Twilight movie. I kind of, I kind of wear that as a badge of honor. I'm seeing five. So we're going to go with five. Jan Rose. Five dollars for Food Fight. There it is. Thank you, Jan. I knew there was another, I'm putting Jan's name into the search, Food Fight. I knew there was another shitty animated movie that I didn't add to this list. That's not it. That's not it. What year would that have come out? 2006? That seems too late. I'm going to have to look it up. Okay, Food Fight animated movie. Oh, it's one word. I think Jan wrote it down right, and I just assumed that Food Fight. Oh man, that's amazing. That's going to be an amazing movie. Shazam 2? Didn't like, I thought Shazam was okay. I thought Shazam 2 was okay, but I will add it, because that is one that I could definitely rip to shreds. Mainly because Zachary Levi, or however you say it, absolutely awful performance. He's playing a 15 or 16 year old Billy, like the kid is seven. It's so weird. Billy will be himself. He's like, hey guys, we should head over here. And then he turns into Shazam, and he's like, like Zoinks guys, we should have this way. Freaking full, he goes full shaggy in this film. Like Zoinks Scoob. Yeah, we should go this way. Subscribe for impersonations. Okay, we've got six more minutes to get in your super chats to add to the list of garbage movies that I can potentially, potentially destroy if they're requested via mithril membership. And some of these I'll probably just pick out myself, because I'm quite enjoying it. We should also look to the future. What's on the horizon as far as movies coming up that have bad past films? You know what Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out of the Shadows is another one that I could put on there. There's a new Ninja Turtles movie coming out. And this one's not near as bad as the last Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Like the previous one. This one's better. It's a step up for sure. It's got Bebop and Rock steady in it. Casey Jones is in there, although I think the actor kind of sucked at play them. It's still a disaster, but it's better, I think. I forgot almost everything about it, other than the fact that No Sleep for Brooklyn is in the trailer. Okay, so we got the Ninja Turtles. We got the Twilight films. We got Shazam too. He needs to move up, I guess, with the other DC properties. Just to keep the family together. Just to keep it all squared away. What else do we have out of order here that we should move around? Well, we got Star Wars. We should probably put the Star Wars family together. This is going to be fun when we start going through these. We got DC stuff. Let's move the DC up where it should be. Get up there with your family. Ooh, look at this lineup. Just atrocious. Absolutely disgusting. Lindsay says, no, don't out future stuff in there. Lindsay is misunderstood. My wife is misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm saying movies that are on the horizon have older versions, because everything in Hollywood is a remake, a sequel, a reboot, whatever. So when Honey I Shrunk the Kids comes out in another year or two, I could have Honey I Shrunk the Kids, the second one, Honey I Blew Up the Kid as a rant to companion out when that movie hits because it's going to be trending, if you catch what I'm saying. For instance, The Marvels is coming out in, I think, a couple months. That would be the perfect time to do Captain Marvel along 20-minute rant on that and put that out right around the time of the movie. That's how you jump on those trends is what I'm getting at. So if we look onto the future, what's coming out, that's another way to come up with some suggestions and ideas. All right, just a few more minutes. We have four more minutes. I'm shutting this down. Our list right now is 2, 4, 6, 7, 14, 21, 28. What is it? 28, 29, 30, no, no, no, no. I don't know how to count. 36, 45. I don't know how many are on here. Does it give me a list? I can't do math. We got a lot on here. There's probably 60 on this list is what I'm going to ballpark it at. What are other bad movies that I can add? Rollerball says Maya, but she didn't add it as a super chat so I almost don't want to put it in the mix. I think Matt at one point told me to do Rollerball as well. It's definitely something that I could think about. I'm honestly only looking at super chats right now to keep myself shielded from everything else. Oh, God, I got to add Morbius. Morbus has to go on the list. And that's a Marvel? That's a Marvel property because it's part of Spider-Man, I guess. And some stupid Sony backwards logic. Where are my Marvel movies? Let's put it right here. Let's tuck it in right there. You know what? Venom and Venom too could go on this list. Let there be garbage. And I assume the third one and Craven could easily go on this list as well when those movies release. I should just preemptively put them on here because they know they're going to be terrible. Okay, we got Venom and we got Carnage. Beautiful. This is really coming together nicely. All right, we got Tom with Dune 1984. Oh, see, that's a chore to sit through, Tom. Dune, I've seen that movie. It is long and pretty lame. I'll put it on, but again, someone's going to have to pick it. 1984. Yeah, that movie, I remember Patrick Stewart's in there and he still looks the same age he looks now. The dude has perpetually been 70 his entire life. The human centipede three. I mean, really, all the human centipedes could go on here. Thank you for the super, Sergio. All right, one minute. One minute to get final super chats in for this powerful list. These are movies that I hopefully can pick from to do movie rants in the future, but mainly for people that sign up at the Mithril or Unobtainium levels at Adam Does Movies via Patreon or YouTube Join with that Join button. You can become a Mithril member and request one of these movies. I give you a shout out when the video starts and when it ends saying, the producer of this video, the reason this video is being destroyed today is because of so and so. All right, human centipede. First sequence. Human centipede. Full sequence. Human centipede. We got the whole centipede trilogy on this list. Right before I wrap up, I want to say my family watched a movie together last night. The four of us that none of us had seen before and it's called Escape Room. It came out, I don't know, 2018, something like that. Not a bad movie. I expected it to be kind of a disaster, but my, you know, my son Connor is 11. He wants to get into the scary movies more, but he also gets pretty scared of everything still. My daughter, Olivia, can watch. Olivia watches anything. She's watched scary movies since she was like nine. It doesn't faze her. He's in a different boat. So I look for something that was a little bit lighter. It's PG-13. It was decent. I thought it was good. And I know there's a sequel. I did not see the second one yet. We're hoping to watch that one too, but, you know, just a heads up, is it good? Is it bad? Let me know if you watched Escape Room. It has like a Hunger Games title. Escape Room Tournament of Champions, I think it's called. All right, I'm going to, I'm going to end it there. I'm going to shut it down. Again, we have this gem coming up tomorrow, Alien 3. Tony's going to be joining me for a movie feud this Friday, unless he bails because he's a coward, which I wouldn't blame him. He's got an uphill fight. I've been doing movie feuds for over hundreds of episodes. Okay, I'm going to champ at this. This is my bread and butter. And we'll see how that goes. Did I miss the Kung Fu Hustle Review as Jonathan? Jonathan, you did not miss the Kung Fu Hustle Review. I shot it. It's setting, it's sitting in purgatory right now. It's in limbo, waiting to be edited by me. But I just, I've been prioritizing other things. It's kind of one of those movies that's in the background that I have done. Maybe it's still on my computer. Honestly, it might be completely destroyed for all I know. I have to really look, but I did film it. It wasn't for a request or anything. I watched Kung Fu Hustle with my son one day. We had a blast with it. I forgot how great it was. And I'm like, I might as well do like a six minute review on it just for fun. But that's another one to my point where YouTube's not going to push a Kung Fu Hustle video that's five minutes long. When I make these longer rant style videos that are 20 minutes, YouTube will push those and people will see those videos and say, ah, I remember this movie. Let's see what this guy has to say. He's clearly going to talk about it for a long time. And that's, I get it. I get how it works. But Jonathan, I will try to get to it at some point. Emmett says, you went up another 3,000 this week. Nice. I did not. I went up another 300 this week. If you guys are curious and want to know, let me get rid of that banner. We're done with the banner. We're going to hide that. If you want to know what the channel has grown, it's not impressive compared to others. I'm impressed with it. Let me rephrase. I'm incredibly happy with the growth the channel has had. In the last 28 days, it's gained 680 new subscribers. We're at 70,639 as of what this admin tab is telling me. That's really awesome growth. If we could get to 1,000 subscribers every 30 days, every month, that'd be solid. Then we're in July, August, September, October, November, December. We have five months. So 1,000 new subs that puts us just shy of 76,000. My goal was to get to 100,000 by the end of the year. If we're at the trajectory we're at right now, we'll be lucky to see 80,000 by the end of the year. But things have been moving up. Things have been going. They're climbing more and more every month. So hopefully this keeps going, and we get to 2,000 to 3,000 new subscribers every month. I would love that. That would be phenomenal. We'll see. All we can do is try. Anyone mentioned that bruise on Adam's forehead yet? There's no bruise. It's just bad shadowing. Unless you're talking about this terrible facial hair that I have that I have to shave, I think it's just lighting. Talking about this, it's not a bruise. It might be a bad sunburn, or it's just bad sun. It does look weird. It's the news lighting. It's just his face. I'm surprised no one's... Has anybody noticed the quality of the camera? I bought a new camera for the live stream. I'm hoping that it looks better. No one... I didn't see anybody even say anything. I put some money into this channel again. Trying. I'm trying to do the best for everyone that I possibly can. And what do I get in return? Adam has a bruise on his forehead. It looks like shit. All right, with that said, I think that's a perfect way to end. It's past my bedtime. Tomorrow, Alien 3. Thursday, hopefully I get some shorts out for Barbie and Oppenheimer. I don't really have any other planned movies. I have to watch. I have a Patreon list type to get through. I am going to be reaching out to every Mithril and YouTube join member at Mithril to see if I can maybe change their request and do something from this new list. If they're really hell-bent and having me review their three-hour film, it's fine. I agreed to it. We're going to do it. But I will reach out to you. Heads up. Buckle up. And I'll beg you. I'll come do with tears on my eyes. Sir, please. Someone asking, I got an Elgato face cam. I was told and they lied to me that the camera can kind of blur the background, you know, so that I have like a closer look and it's blurred. That's bullshit. It can't. It can't do what my iPhone can do. It can't do what a DSLR can do. And that's unfortunate. And if I use the like in-board software through stream labs or whatever, or actually, you know, the Mac has a phone blur background thing, it looks terrible. It looks unnatural. I don't like it. So this is the best I can offer right now until I, you know, hit hundreds of thousands of subs and I'm actually making decent money. All right, guys, that's it. Thank you for watching. Thank you for the support. Please share the channel. Again, let me reframe. We have a podcast that goes out every single Monday on Spotify, on Apple podcasts. It's on here as well. I usually try to do a watch along around 11, 1130. 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