 One more time, gonna pull out the tally, whack the ring, whack the tally. Thank you, sir. Official workshoes of niggas. I can't write. Watch the show, you are in for a treat. I can't trust niggas, you ready? I don't want to say it. If they not cutting grass, they're rocking. Bubbles, the heroes. They be bushy. We appreciate all the love, man. Two sold out shows. One sold, sold out. Over 2,000 tickets sold. Four days, we can't tell you thank you enough. 85 South show, we love y'all. Appreciate you. Salute to all the people up top. I hope y'all niggas got some health insurance up there, motherfucker nigga. You gonna have some goddamn news. That's the allergy section, they catching all the dust. They ain't gonna find it, but shit. I love this shit. Man, Memphis, y'all gotta make some noise for yourself. Y'all sold all these tickets in four days, man. In four days? Four days, man. Fuck with y'all niggas, y'all ain't got shit else to do. Shit, we in Memphis, man. These niggas are gonna rob the Nike factory as soon as they leave it. They ain't gonna rob the factory. That factory ain't here. Shit, look, we got black at four more. Yep. Oh, it's that free weekend. Oh, it's that free weekend this weekend? Oh, shit, man. I ain't even got that. Send out they want to see this shit again, sweetheart. That's right. They here build like a slim gym. Look at you, girl. I ain't loose. You hear me? Hey, that's some real shit. We got Steph Curry in this motherfucker. What's up with you, Steph and Clay? Steph Curry. That ain't Steph Curry. That nigga on slave boots. That nigga got the Frederick Douglass is on. I'm digging me a hole. I'm digging me a hole. I'm digging me a hole. That nigga alone. Come here. Ain't had nobody with just boots. Excuse me, ma'am. Who the hell are you texting right now? You is in your phone like a motherfuck blonde wig. She an Uber driver. She telling them not right now if you can hold for like an hour. Like a sexy ice cream cone. Ooh. Just something about you, man. Soft suit. Think it's stupid. Something about her. She keep looking at you. She keep looking at me. He said, hell, yeah, nigga fuck wrong with your little head. Big head, ain't nigga better move the fuck on. Nigga, I love her, nigga. Which one? I just ain't hurt with the blonde wig. She just used when they robbed banks and set it off. Listen, here, jump. I bet you about to get caught. We ain't no longer. Who that is? You see who I see with? Yeah, just go ahead. They got this. They work at the movie theater. They got the movie theater AMC best. Who the fuck put them best though, y'all? They trifling his fuck. Looking like y'all, sir. Popcorn, nigga. Imagine tricks. I ain't got it in the hallway. I don't want to hear that shit. Is that real shit? Y'all don't want to hear that shit? What's up, baby? What's up? Let me see what you look like. Let me see what you look like. Get off, man. Sit down. You look just like me. Sit down. They're like, I'm fucking myself. I am fucking myself. I cannot do this. My niggas, get no self-locking. I cannot do this. Salute to the white man right here. Can't you fuck with us? What's your name, jeep? Jock. I knew it was starting with the J. He said his name is Jock. Where you from, Jock? They're in the fucking room. Are you from California? You came from California for the show? Hell no. You saw me like, yep. My sister got married. He was just in town for the extra day. He probably from Orange Mountain is more fucking scared to tell everybody. He's like, you got it. Yep, that's where I'm from. Those are my sisters. Shout out to everybody. They stole some shit out of Graceland before. Salute to y'all. They all go there. They all go there. I tell you, you tired of this shit? I'm tired of this job. Now, now. She got this little bird in this house now. She don't want to argue with nobody. Look, she got her shit done like a little baker. She got her shit done like a little baker. She got her shit done like a little baker. I told you, no one in the world can help me like that girl, baby. Shut the fuck up, really. I told you, I need a baker, man. That was my favorite thing about you. I don't know where they see that. Oh, so tired. Let's see. She's sick of everybody. Shout out to everybody who went here with somebody else but y'all not a couple. Fuckin' but y'all not a couple. Who a couple? Y'all be fuckin' but you ain't a couple. No, I said to people who fuckin' but you not a couple. They are more like us. They ain't man here with a bra on. I know you fuckin' OG. She this boy the bra on. We don't fuck with each other like that but we be fuckin'. Hey, Miss Lady, how long y'all been fuckin'? She like, I don't know. She know? You don't know how long y'all been fuckin'? What's up, B.C.? Been consistent pussy through the whole time? Every week, bro. Every week. You see how long you been fuckin' with it? Don't fuck it up by trying to make your relationship. Just keep fuckin'. Y'all been fuckin' for three years. If she would've been your girl, you would've been through fuckin' with her two years ago. You see how far a little bit of pussy will go? Now y'all, I know y'all been fuckin' but y'all ain't together. How long y'all been fuckin'? How long y'all been fuckin'? By who? Y'all say uh-uh-oh, uh-uh-oh, uh-uh-oh I can't say what I put my dick in the... I'm finna give them a verse. Oh, shit. Shout out to everybody that's recording the show for their cousins at the house. Yep. They don't give no fuck. What's up, B.L., are you good? Send this seat comfortably. Everything good? That nigga here feels like a bore. Your arm rests ain't poke you in your ribs. Just trying to make sure. It feel like a bore. Leave that nigga alone. Kill him. Your tits sit on the arm rest. No, this ain't the song but for some reason I just want to rap the other verse on that father. That nigga, that's what I'm gonna say, uh, the others is man. She ever holds a legendary rap his ever, man. I'll be slinging on this bleed, prayin' that I don't get cut by these pulleys makein' reach. I'm cutting balls down, that's why I keep a revolver I'm dropping skeets, I'm off, I'm off, she got one more Dylan is here, I'm saying, uh-huh She got me stuck in my head, uh-huh Uh-huh Self-shil, this is a podcast for niggas who got all the lights on on your dashboard and you'll call all the lights on You'll shit say that the trunk open, you need some brakes When she'll wipe with his home, when she'll wipe her fluid, it's low You need a transmission, a bore change No, nobody know what the ABS means, but it's on the anti-lockwork system I don't know, I think my shit be about to stop, that's what that's- Damn, my shit be about to stop I don't like when the check engine light, come on, that bitch say service engine soon Like when you need it soon, like this week or like later on this month Oh, let's niggas that have been riding around for another fucking two years when they check engine light on, ain't that wrong, like a bitch mind It's a sense of mind It is a sense of mind, my sense of mind went bad You ever throw your car so long and fix yourself, you fucking, I guess Yep, it turned all by itself mind Shit work, I told you I prayed about it mind Shout out to all the fine ass ladies who know they need sometimes but you're still driving that bitch You see this, you see the wires coming out, it threads You about to kill every- She can hear that, yeah, that shit be in a pop, stupid She hear that be one more time Like that sound right there That guy down there like, oh, there it is, I'm up now baby, that's what it is And after one time we pulled over, I pulled over But I really pulled over to fuck my girl But in trucks, they were right about to be shooting And she came up forward and shaking, I'm like, bitch, we need to go home, bitch We need to do this in the house Y'all fuckin' in the cop? Yeah, fuckin' in, hey bro This is the highway? We go to the field or something? We were driving, I was driving, but I did some games and shit, bro That shit was down in the tube and I was driving And we was fuckin' at the same time And then we were like, yes, big dick can do that, right? I was driving, I was like, baby, this shit down in the tube, but go ahead, go ahead I was tan and ass, so I drive at the same time, I was like, oh, shit, oh I wanna drive and fuck at the same time, but I'm done Fuck that ass, oh, you did? Hell no, see, I'm gonna be thinking about my insurance premium and shit Yeah, but they catch you fuckin' in there, bitch I know what's gonna go up Cause I told them I was only gonna drive my car 15,000 miles a year You start slingin' dick in your car and inch your mouth Cause I know if I start fuckin' I'm gonna miss my exit What if I tell them I ain't got no where to stay and I see a dick there, understand? You see a dick? I ain't had no where to fuck, so I had to fuckin' the car You're gonna run that off as a business, this Right, it's a tax right off, you did Come on, baby, come on now You used to be a game that went right over their head Yeah, they don't do taxes in here So the ladies that they fucked in the car before But the car was too small and the windows fogged up Y'all got a hat and had to stop I know somebody know they fuckin' in that Nissan Awesome or that bitch didn't fog the fuck up You got to get out the car to let the windows open on the doors, baby Damn, bitch that broke your gift shaft No where to move, she just I can't move, baby I'm sorry about your gift shaft, I'm sorry I can't get out Memphis is the hometown boy, you on the streets of Memphis You live with a C4 niggas drive past you But they seat lean back like this Like who is driving that, a ghost, nigga? Go in there and she go like Yo, I'm in here Niggas in the casket driving the car I love this kind of damn city Man, this is one of the, man, listen I love Memphis, man Memphis, listen, cuz Memphis niggas show you love Only the way Memphis niggas can Like they, you ain't know what Memphis motherfucker fuck with you Cuz they ain't gonna be like Hey, man, fuck with you, man They gonna be like, hey, Chico, man Big head and face, hey, nigga, man They talk to my auntie, man She love you big face, hey, nigga And auntie get on the phone, she's 60 years old What's up, Chico? Look I bought heaven and nigga My little buddy Memphis, man Somebody grab my wood, roast me, bitch Niggas, stick around Roast me, I, bitch Stick my face in your cars, bitch Oh, y'all, calm down Some of y'all work at home and It fits on where you work, doesn't it? You got a whole goddamn safety vest on right now What you do? That nigga Paul calls us That way you had the keys Shit bag, he just got it made special This nigga got a fashion over Shit bag on Bro, what you got in that little goddamn purse, man? That's the shit? That nigga Wigg reached in that pouch and pulled out some fashion over sunglasses What the fuck? Fuck, bro, what you... What's your name, OG? It's not an OG You'll be surprised, ain't they about like 40 Yeah, I still don't make them an OG 40 That nigga just said he a security guard and fed X That nigga stand by to do it and look for boxing That nigga got no label Shout out to all the ladies in here who know they got on the broad that they wore yesterday That's a real woman right there We see that I fuck with real women, bitch If your bra and panties match every day You ain't the bitch for me, I'm sorry That mean you got too much time on your hands You ain't never got on the Victoria secret broad No hands, drawers, ever bitch You ain't got no drawers, you just see ass crack right now Love the y'all You ain't got no bed spring, I can tell You can't wear drawers, it's gonna fuck a pH balance up Shout out to all the women who got them long pussies So you can't even wear sexy panties You gotta wear them gray drawers Look like you been in jail Cause you're pussy long, but your torso short I like to put bitches in their bed on the floor You just watch TV like this That's the bed, a couch cushion Niggas you back gonna hurt like a motherfucker when you wake up in the morning Stop sliding, you gonna hurt your knees Bitch made a good pallet She got a snuggie laid out Now you gotta get out from a pallet Nah, you get to roll around If you on a pallet, niggas you can't just get straight up like that You gotta get that, hold up Then you gonna sit in the couch like damn I gotta go get the pallet Shout out to all the ladies who gave a niggas a pussy on a pallet before I love that There's some ladies that gave a niggas a pussy on a pallet tonight Fuck it, they talking about The pallet at the house Cold as hell on that hardwood floor The pallet made out of a dice game Blanket and two pillows This is how people sleep when they got a pallet You're tired now Don't wait to fall asleep Like a dead body Oh look, so we're laughing about this shit Hey, make some noise if somebody ever tried to spend the night at your house without asking you You just look up You just look up on your couch at two in the morning Then they go on the couch like this So they be like, don't do it Hey bro, who this, man? It's your cousin Man, that's my boy from school Why the nigga got his arms in the shirt Like he just told on the first 48 Fuck where on this nigga He came over here two days ago Niggas been sleeping Still, I don't think the nigga dead Nah, he breathing Wake his ass Yo, what's up, bro? Hey man, when you going home Man, you been over here about You been over here about four or five days, man You been over here about four or five days, man You shot somebody, you can't go home, man Man, where we going now, man? Huh? Where we going now, man? What? Where we going now? Where we going, been gone, but fuck wrong You can't put your arm back in your shirt, man Cause we only got two pallets I got a pallet, he got a pallet, and you Yeah, you on the couch, the couch is for the kids Bro, you got to get your bigger ass up, bro You got to go, man, now Kariko really told us today you got to leave Without your heels Man, all right She got to go I got to go, I got to go, I got to go I got to go, I got to go She about to shit out some, she about to shit out some Chang wings right now She like, this is the perfect time Nigga, damn show trying to spend the night with you on the sleep Out for real I stay spendin' night on people's house, I don't give a fuck Dude, better than my house, I don't give a fuck Spend some when I realize nigga had like Eggo waffles and peanut butter jelly, I was like What the fuck? Don't stay over here every night, man You ever stayed over at my house getting food stamps? That is a treat They got all the different types of cereals Fruit roll ups, lunchables You like, nigga, y'all got lunchables in here The pizza was too The cinnamon toast one The potatouille The brown one, ooh That was the hardest thing to do, man To ask your mama, could your partner spend the night? That was a process My nigga, that was a real practical Mama was a hoarder Hey Hey, you think I could spend the night, bro? I don't know you got to ask my mama You got to ask your mama You got to ask, she gonna say no if I ask Can I spend the night, too, bro? I ask for us Y'all got to ask the guilt I know how to do this I do this a lot Where your mama at? She in her room Mama Carlos I take the trash out I get the trash, I got to get the trash Get the trash, use it Mama Carlos, is it okay? Because Carlos got the game And we love playing Nah, I saw it, miss No, let go back I hate it She didn't even look at you You got to ask Watch this Mama Carlos I like your hair It's real pretty I was I was just wondering If me and Ja, Ja, Ja I'll be right back Can we You play too much Why you stuttering scared You stupid I see your grass need to be cut And I'm gonna cut your grass tomorrow But Can me and Chico spend the night Tonight I'm gonna let us over here Cause you peed, I'm gonna sleep in bed I drank too much, you could pretty soon Cause I said I was sorry They gon' be scared, now every time we come over here She ain't gonna let the boy that be peeing Nah, it's cause She said you had fucked that girl on her back I did, I did I'm sorry I don't wanna go home Mama Carlos Could you please ask your mama Can we stay What up It's so much shit They wanna spend the night But say no cause they be eating up all that What she saying She said no Ask the y'all Get off her porch I'm gonna steal that bike I'm gonna get it He got a chain on it Your uncle got an axe on it Let's go get it I'm gonna get that body Man, can I see your axe Still out there, I don't know what they doing Where my friends go See me cry myself You ugly Can't even ride a bike That's why she won't let us spend the night I'm sorry I'm not even gonna see if he can come back outside I'm gonna go hide in the back Miss Miller Hey, can Carlos come out, we about to play football Why you looking like that Carlos You in trouble Man, somebody stole my bike The one I be riding man, y'all call him me for That shit wouldn't even happen He wanna try all three of us like that I think I know who stole your bike It's this dude that be coming around here He be having this shit bag on his stomach Yo He work at Macy's No, he work at FedEx He work at FedEx, the security guard Yo, he got the boxes cause he got the tools That's what they did Cause this little brother go to our school You remember little Timothy He said come remember he always say he want the bike I don't know him Right, I think he did it, I know he did it He did it, he did it You know what he said, did it A white dude What the fuck is those keys to The lock What you handed me keys to white man A jail cell He's a correctional officer Girl, don't be screaming at me Ain't you the same girl who like DC earlier No, that was That was my twin next to her A friend look like A friend man We don't have to talk about your friend The one with the expensive weave Looking like Nicki man Let me see Deep myself arguing with you in the Walmart parking lot Let me tell you how I know you're my type Cause when you got up you had to pick your ass up Salute to Jill Scott Walking up the aisle Hey Jill Scott, you love me You touched me She touched me Let me see Let me see I know these things, these dirty things right here You say you in what 23, get up You know she is not great Waitin' lady didn't wash her hands when she peed A lot of niggas don't wash their hands You lock eyes with their attention Soon they can do peed Yeah, shit I did Ain't never nobody up no way, shit It's my dick, shit What's up goddamn hands I know my dick, I ain't gotta wash my hands Shit, it's my dick, shit Fuck my hands, I don't even wash my chicken Kiss my ass Fuckin' you talkin' about Chicken makes a good chicken Google makes a good chicken Look how big new it is That niggas is eatin' pigs That niggas not eatin' no chicken She gon' come to the chicken still Oh no, baby I need to put this shit in the oven You have to cook, baby You got the best chicken in Memphis She said, I got the best I don't trust you fine chicken Your weave too long You gon' fuck around to set yourself on fire Tryna find some chicken That grease to get to pop in the whole week Catch on fire baby She be standin' there twerking why the chicken You can tell she got good fried chicken The way she said it I got some fried Fuck that shit Now you gotta fuck with her friend, bro That one already me She didn't know how to cook friend fried You see he start on friend fried You did, you thought he would do you Niggas be impressed by the little shit Put the fries in She got the feedback on the mic You hear that shit, the feedback You know why you hear that shit You know why? Cause the fucking white lady Who do the sound quit Yeah, she got mad, she's like Fuck it, it just walked out Ain't nobody back there Yeah Fuck the sound That ain't gonna effect the bottom line But that bitch quit Let's spend life in bed They can't kick us out They can't tell everybody to leave at one time They be like, they wanna stay They can try You can't put niggas in Memphis They might be trying to tell you We just sit together and say no Bro, we ain't going no fucking way Y'all don't know niggas like I ain't right They gonna go outside and lock the damn doors And turn this bitch into a jail We just be locked in They gonna cut the AC off We should go outside They should turn it to the Superdome They should turn it to the Superdome Niggas What, we can't make jokes for this deal? I mean She mean No, no What you texting, what you texting Niggas in New Orleans that we made that joke Hey baby Niggas in here talking crazy, baby That nigga Gadov came alive What you see, don't see that The niggas start looking at his little pouch I got something for this situation I don't know I ain't prepared for anything He thought I got something for this I have something in my little pouch For this situation You gonna see somebody outside And lock their keys in the cup Okay, let me tell you something That's why I always keep this with me Yo baby need a pamper, hold on I got some wax right here So look at them two niggas up there Dressed the same with the green Y'all niggas look like the background Green screen niggas, y'all a rap group, ain't y'all Green screen niggas, they need me Look at me if you might If you put something on, I sure You can't see it, Mike Yo niggas, they dressed like they're a dancing group One don't want to change shirt, but he's like Fuck it, I got two shirts I wish I could do that shit, y'all niggas Killing it, shit, it ain't got nothing It's more Her bang is over her eyes, ma'am Can you see shit She come out where you want to sit Somebody tell her that shit on backwards Look how she walkin' Look, you walkin' with a purpose, man Yo, she comin' to catch her man, I know he in here I seen it, I seen it on his life That little snake in here walkin' Cause the boos too little Excuse me, excuse me They talkin' about who, me, excuse me It's Frank in here She look like the lady who beefed With your auntie The one that's married in Stop talkin' bout me I like her, what's her name boo Francesco She doing sign language, fuck y'all She just got her hair done, it's been like spree It's control That hair style, how I dare to motherfuck it It's it, it's it right there, it's hush It's hush, it's hush But like what color you want to give me To flame a high cheeto bitch That's what I'm lookin' for Flame a high cheeto ball Sneaking out on the loose shirt With a pocket on it Loose shirt It certainly look like a whip I bet it's like six niggas on the top row Sleep like a motherfucker right now Y'all love their knocks the fuck out They got damn pills that kicked in on their head I don't think they'll do a nine no Perk said we had nigga in here last Y'all he was on the pure cold can I'm talkin' bout dad for an hour I was crazy Right hand just kept dancin' That nigga was doin' a chicken wing For head like him I'm talkin' bout we all see this shit Y'all be like this nigga He gon' be famous He say he was from Smoke City Smoke City Yep that nigga represent y'all Oh yep Crazy ankle from Smoke City She built like that old peppermint Right there church peppermint She got that big ass head That little ass bun She look like a onion I love this nigga I love man we all love this Cause y'all show this type of love Man we appreciate y'all Y'all coulda been anywhere tonight Shootin' the niggas and shit But y'all decided to come here with us Come and love In the corner city One, two Niggas got on a tie down shirt What the fuck you want some of that money Want some of that carnival That nigga dressed like a hurricane That shit Weather channel shirt wearin' in It's gon' rain tomorrow Well I bought a nipple right here It's gon' rain right here That's a thunderstorm around my area Oh that's his girl That ain't the girl with the glitter shirt on No way that ain't Damn Beyonce dress Big outta deep through No way that ain't That nigga dressed like a club promoter Walkin' out right now That nigga ain't gon' make a phone call That nigga look like a scratch over He loud as the fuck In the credit part As he whispered I am not even talkin' loud You sound like James Earl Jones Everything that the sun touches Is your kingdom Mufasa voice She got a serious voice All the time Go sit down On this pussy She loud as fuck This type of bitch can get put out of court for arguing with the judge And the fuck In there for a parking ticket Stupid ass, she keep arguing with the court They won't let us down Man we want you to pay the fine man That's all we need you to do is And run it And put it on now And the fuck Remove it from the court room And I been removed I done been in 201 before I ain't not been out there My cousin down there I ain't scared I don't Cause them bitches don't give a fuck about Bringin' you with them They gon' fuck you up They ain't gon' go to jail by themselves And DC got a blunt in his pocket Get him too That's tough If your bitch beats your ass And you go to jail, nigga That's the toughest ride to jail ever How about when the police can't figure out who did it So y'all both ain't just in custody now Craying from seven police cars BANG Nigga we gotta come Baw her ass out of jail This ass is so big right here Hold on This is a real ass right here For real, can't be, let me see They don't even make real asses no more Your wife and friends are telling you to stand up now Let me see Damn Miss Turkish Back to back Oh that shit was beautiful I'm through fuckin' these women with these big ass booties Cause they ain't wipin' them good Got a little crease right in there Cause your home can't get in there It'd be right there at the little top, it'd be the little tissue piece Right Little dirt dirt, we see it got a little hair on it It'd be like... Yeah we through fuckin' with them Salute to all the ladies that got the ass God gave them Salute to y'all We a bullshit job Tell me about the same ass you grew up with You done had that same ass Your whole life I seen a white girl, she had New ass, I don't talk about They been pootin', they been pootin' She went up Some of the white women we had my ass Looked like a regular Nintendo cartridge Remember how square the motherfuckers was Looked like you put a regular Nintendo cartridge In some jeans, but like bitch you got the box Bonnie I seen her, I'm like look at the struggle That's the struggle they go through They just walk around feelin' they butt bones touch Somebody ain't here past their bedtime You niggas, this is her What time is it? What time is it? You still don't know how to tell He's like uh, shit That's a long time This dude right here so goddamn funny He been fallin' asleep through the whole show I been seein' him Every time the motherfucker fall asleep he just actin' like he agree with what they say Tell him oh jeez It's that overtime, you wasn't even spoiled the work today They called you and you was in the house Watchin' some goddamn Fred Sanford rerun Johnny, could you come in today Ooh, how many, what's your buddy You got about 6 to 8, 6 to 7 Are you security or what? I ain't got a station wagon right now Are you security or what? Got new stupid shit with stupid shit happenin' Oh yeah So if some shit happen you gon' jump up and break it up He ain't gon' do shit, he said I ain't gon' lie in it So if you need to stop taking the vitamin now You need to get somebody poo-frooom right here I ain't even trippin' off him Cause I know if some shit kick off baby He gon' get the beat in those shit out holes I can just see her ass now Standing there like you're about to pick your mortar Come back fightin' This shit nice This is the nicest Buildin' in Memphis Rest of that shit You can tell y'all niggas been through there Man, give a fuck We gon' tell that bitch off anyway Man, real talk This look like when you come here Your high school graduation that thing What a high school graduation Buildin' This shit is not big enough Candy sandwich I got a candy on me too This shit ain't big enough for niggas I think it look like Travis Scott right there I thought you was Travis Scott That is Scott Travis You got the mama You got the mystical snake I'm gonna tell you what you need to do You gotta take no bite of it So you're sayin' niggas said No any juice Ma'am, you were recording this with an android You can just put that up Watch this shit We gon' be stuck in one spot Crazy part about she ain't even recording The business had to fold up the whole time You know she is recording She got that old school Jerry Carroll right there From 1980's girl That's that Mike You ain't put nothin' in it You ain't put no dissolve or nothin' You ain't put nothin' in it What the fuck you talking She got a lace front over there She lived that lace front It looked like somebody was about to roll the blunt It stopped I salute to you If it's girly like that That's what it is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday think about you feeling can't explain that's a real shit you can tell I know it's a real here that's a cool girl right there she got a gap she ain't got insurance she ain't fixed a gap yet and I know she a gangster cuz she got on them trouble teen like is when you when you watch more yeah curse and fuck and fuck my mama them the Jordans they be a woman with a gap they like to show you that it's bleak that women with a gap suck big great great nigga that's boy you gotta be with a gap that's a real woman like a mama she can have in the flashback you want a woman with a gap I'll take one that suck a thumb with that fat ass tongue oh my god okay take a bit with it that suck a tongue hell yeah oh my god that is the best look like shit eat the shit out of Apple TV up salute the OG in the back with the with the strong cowboy hat on I see you back there oh yeah right there OG pops player right there you see him with his hand over his face got there looking like looking like you just left for earth one and five concert nigga what's up with you what's your name oh gee uh-huh he said mail mine move on my name got a switch blade in his pocket they never told you miss you what your name was Melvin nigga name Teddy Teddy what you from Teddy you scroll hat he's from Missouri don't fuck with M.D.C. that that old school nigga got a boat in his backyard I think I authorize it in New York they give out every goddamn 40 steps one two three four coming back up boy that's his home but right there if you with him yep don't go to get nobody miss go ahead get some beer that's right oh gee I was sitting on the very last row in the whole day they got no seat they on the roof they lay up boy I got a bird's-eye view for my pin for help off the shore to the ocean man push it they want to be given up in here you smell it where's that head of the fucking thing on the first date they got up I'm pushing it's still in the seat like she thought she had to put that motherfucker say oh I got a fuck you really just got up and ran out of here she really did you got a body here how's those two pain she the only one fucking on the first day that's all the way no other ladies in here give it up if you like if you really like a man you ain't gonna fuck them immediately I don't want to fuck immediately I'll wait to the second date you got to shake his hand man whatever ladies in with you I might as well get it on out the way with if the nigga can't fuck now you know wasted six months of your life trying to say that you thought that nigga was the one he read but he just came back fucking with that nigga that don't got a car cuz he fucked the shit out you thought you found him nope back on over here baby make that pallet you know what I'm coming to do you want that pallet dick you fucking right but anyway you can do a lot of shit you can just be sitting in my head I told you but you asleep okay please make some noise and then you have a store your car and you know if he was playing up for real that's why you fuck on the first date you a whole gang so you get your car stole your pussy get up after you everything you want to take a bath all right DC she got to put her push you on the leash when she leave the house come on now but stop moving why are y'all abusing this is not talking about my auntie can you know it true and why don't bring your boyfriend around why don't bring me around to the family whatever y'all saying must be true cuz the nigga who's sitting next to her is laughing his ass off here the nigga that turned the opposite direction they killing me for a pussy really was sitting in this seat good her pussy like save me boy whatever y'all ain't ladies is kicking in y'all got to go take them dookie hey boy she tried to walk out you saw that shit oh something showed she got on a waste train and that's how they walk this walk like what if I'm toy story with that goddamn waste train on that waste train on can't do shit busy be looking like the letter T what is the waste train of four ladies is it train your way so to hide your stomach both it's really it's really a spy protector that's what it is both y'all do everything to hide they got their stomach except work out on it you rather buy some other shit and tuck the rest of it in your penis this is fucking stupid they didn't go work out but you got on the waste train to try to work out give a fuck let that let them stomach hang ladies fucking I don't know if I can go what hold it a little more fucking like a baby I got you baby they get this gonna push that bitch back and pussy thank you so much I appreciate you brother I was under there all day push that pussy well I saw that I saw that somebody don't worry man man we bought to get out of here let y'all know we got a lot of change how long you can be out in public it's something about being outside to make you want to go to sleep bad I might start a grill I might start a grill we got to start the grill I'm gonna put some poach out what you ain't got to be the workshop three what you working part of it fuck that you like it serves what's that look she goes to me show you a pussy the whole show look no she got her stomach blocking it she can't do that what trying to look at her pussy you got a stomach in the way you can't just see that pussy you got to goddamn put the passcode in yeah you can't sneak it look at that you got to see that on purpose boy you got to get that thing out this nigga purse in the front to be able to look through clothes he got one of them in there too black fashion thing and all that got some of the way this person why wet ass why go that pussy ain't open it's just sitting right there it's like somebody it's going to find me one thing it's just sitting there with all the fluids it's just sitting there and when you see that motherfucker you be like she like found a waterfall then you like nobody about this shit cuz you really can't cuz you don't remember the first time you had a big girl you looked at that pussy you like goddamn look at all this pussy for me about 30 pounds of pussy you remember that motherfucker were heavy it looked like a fist hey let me tell you something I know who's saying what he know what I'm talking about I'd never forget nigga I really don't know what I do I just make love to women you was making love making love to that pussy that pussy was so wet nigga I busted it and I'm still trying to heat it I'm still in it like what the drinks I got out nigga that motherfucker kept the car I'm saying that little treatment is driven I'm like oh shit this bitch is a picker up yes she is and then the fuck that part the big girl ain't that she was it good then she gonna get up and make you some sweet and sour starburst nigga you ain't never even seen that shit done before she got yeah I got some nine ladies roasted in the oven too like damn fried now ladies was a bad bitch I make love to a mom I'll give a fuck what you I take that little part of that liquor build your confidence up that you know it don't call that that macaroni and cheese on that be you and they don't matter if you big ladies if you big fuck it be confident somebody want you look for the right nigga it's a nigga out here right now there won't you won't show ass right now that's the thing man like who like you stop trying to make motherfuckers who don't like you like you like that's what I do you know man cuz think about it everybody that you already like you don't fuck with him no mom you gotta stop fucking with your type your type don't fuck with you right you got to go with what you fuck with yeah so ladies your man might walk like that but that nigga love you do anything for you man you straight they just found out him and his girl like together he didn't know till we asked you like I don't we was together you good much you wish your name justice justice like the justice league what you from justice low rock Arkansas little you and her shut up gold dress you go again her sound like fat Albert her later no sparkly and I like this shit she's a little rock too she who would drive over XL she got suburban is it just you what you just for some reason I like her I don't know why don't tell you got no pain that's what they're you can smell it that's what I'm not a woman I could not smell a bit me going I'm gonna hold up you wouldn't pay to deal with your gross don't listen to all day on it you look dead it's like taking two shots of Patron ah shit no shit ain't like cranberry juice like you okay it's traveling music man I hate this part of the show because we know y'all fuck with us enough to fall asleep in this bitch just in here with us