THREE WOLF MOON (as seen on ABC):
(Parody of "Colors of The Wind" from Disney's 'Pocahontas')
Be sure to read the reviews and purchase Three Wolf Moon T-Shirts from Amazon.com:
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Special thanks to Michael McGloin and The Mountain for the shirts and howling:
Special thanks to Joe Wengert for enlightening us and howling:
Malorie Charak - Vocals
Megan Maes - Spirit Guide
Dustin Drury - Three Wolf Man
Ken Kocses - Bully
Greg Murtha - Scared Boyfriend
Willie Simpson - Resurrected Man
Alex Charak & Dustin Drury
Alex "Fuzzy" Jules Holtzman
Dr. Coolsex Facebook Group:
You think you're a pretty big loser,
No buddies or girlfriend,
I bet you want to cry,
Inside, deep down, you're hurt,
But wait, there is a shirt,
To show them all that you are one cool guy,
One cool guy...
Three Wolf Moon is a t-shirt with powers,
To help you land a smoking hot dame,
But know that it is not an average t-shirt,
It has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
Some people don't believe the ancient folklore,
Wear it for weeks on end, and it stays clean
Supermodels clamor at your doorstep,
And you can yield, its awesome powers, for 9.14.
Have you ever worn a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon?
Or let the Spirits feed you fake crab meat?
Do you think you can check out before they sellout?
With this shirt, you know your life is pretty sweet.
Face the facts, you know the shirt is pretty sweet.
One hundred percent cotton, and hand-dyed,
Don't spill Tuscan whole milk, please believe,
Its magic can heal wounds and raise the dead,
If only there were more wolves on the sleeves.
The benefits are not exaggerated,
Top purchase in apparel, it's the best,
All girls will wish you were the one they dated,
You'll learn fantastic things on a vision quest
How high will the spirits guides fly?
Accept their blessings, and never ask why.
Or you'll never wear a t-shirt with a Three Wolf Moon!
Or get reviews on Amazon or tweets,
Glow in the dark would be real neat,
So join the brotherhood of the Lupine Elite.
If something's cool, how opportune,
You could say it's Three Wolf Moon.
Look within, you know the shirt is Three Wolf Moon.