 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and this video is sponsored by Fortnite. That's right, I am a gamer. Thank you Epic Games for the sponsor, by the way, the link will be in the description if you want to check it out for yourself. I'm also becoming an exclusive Fortnite channel. You know the way I get addicted to things? This is it. This is going to be every video for the next year. No, I haven't played Fortnite for quite a while and I thought it would be fun to jump back in and see how I can do. I used to be good at games, you know, like at one point in my life. It's gonna be hard keeping up with the youth. Ah, do you think that's damaging me? Like am I losing my gaming abilities from that? They've just added a lot of football skin, so that's what we're gonna be looking at today. I'm gonna dress up in a football outfit. I know what a football is. I think I'm gonna be a midfield master. I like the color scheme. That's why I'm into football for the fashion. Oh, the last time I played, I think I just spent most of the time just renovating houses. It's going pretty good. I got a nice open plan here. All right team, let's get this done. I'm the midfield master, so follow me to the ping and I'll bring you to victory. Why are you laughing? I forgot to say. Old statement. Thank you very much. I can't back it up. Are you on my team? Yes, I'm yellow. Okay, thank God. All right. I wasn't sure if I was giving hints to the enemy on where we were going. Oh, Jesus, what a lovely house. Oh my God, we can get a nice open plan in here. History repeats itself. A gun on the floor. That's not really kid-friendly, which is the vibe I'm going for in this house. Open plan bathroom, I think so. Would anyone like to come see my outfit? Please? Where are you? I'm in the lovely house on the hill. I'm renovating. I'll give you the tour, actually. Come here. Wait, hold on a second there, Jonas. I'll give you the... Hey, hey, hey, no guns in the house. Leave them at the door, just like the shoes. Well, this... Don't close the door on me. Hold on. This is my outfit. Stop it. This is my outfit. Oh my God. No, I put so much effort into this house, and that's the supporting wall. So this is the open plan. Would you stop it? Jesus, Jonas. Sorry about him. He's such a problem child. Oh my God. I spent so much time planning this house. Here's my outfit if you want to look at it. There's no real point in showing you the house anymore. Oh, you're a footballer, yeah? Yeah, I'm a footballer. Yeah. Short and a bit tight. Hey, don't objectify my midfield master. Oh, that sounds bad when I say it like that. All right, Jonas. I'm going to let you pick the house of your dreams, and then I'll destroy that. You lead it the way, buddy. Jesus, Jonas. You're acting out. First the house, now me. Wait, you now too? Why do you all hate me? You know what? I'm not even going to be mad, even though you specifically seem to be only attacking the house that I worked on. It's still an open plan, which is what I was going for, so I'm not going to be mad. Yeah, just orange justice. That's so disrespectful. My house just got leveled. Yeah, there we go. This seems about right. You destroyed the house, but did you have to destroy the foundation so I could never rebuild? Oh, now you're building your own house, on top of where my house used to be. This is great. This is great. Should we try and kill people, or? Good Lord, this Jonas guy hates me. I don't know what it is. What did I say? He has leveled the entire thing. Destroyed every object. Wait, are we being attacked? I don't know. No, wait, we are. Are we? Wait, they're attacking sunflower. She's innocent. Well, she's dead now. Might be better off. She lost the family home. It's been leveled. Oh my God, the gas is coming. What do we do? How do I sprint? Someone tell me. Or just laugh. I asked him how to sprint in a panic, and she just laughs at me. Why are you torturing me like this? What the hell is that? Oh my God. Jonas, Jesus, you scared me, dude. I didn't even comment on the fact you were destroying history in the middle of the Colosseum. I was, oh, there's people. There's people. They came in the way we came in, folks. Watch north. Jonas, you take point, because I don't really mind if you die. You're just tormenting me. All right, I'm circling around. I'm going to get a kill. If I can't renovate houses, guess I'll just kill people. Good job. We did something. Oh, wait, there's more. There's more. Oh, I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm eating from my lunchbox while my team are fighting. Our gas is here. Oh, I'm down. Where's Jonas? Jonas is down, too. This makes it all okay. Sixth. That's not bad. Sixth place, guys. Good job, everyone. Not you, Jonas. No, you did great, too, buddy. Report player. Report Jonas. I'm just kidding. Outfit. Mandalorian. No, one-play football. I'm just like, I want to renovate houses and I want to play football. Jonas isn't allowed to play because it's my ball. I'm changing from midfield master because I'm clearly not the master of anything. Dominator and all. That just really fit me, either. Shot stopper. That's the one, because I'll be in the way of the bullets. Stopping the shots. I think I need a gun like this. I like single-fire guns. They're really satisfying to use. This just shows how intimidated they are by me. Like, not at all. They literally pulled out a chair and sat down. And wait, they're thanking the bus driver. How do I thank the bus driver? Oh my God, I look like a terrible person. Literally everyone is walking off the bus like, thank you, bus driver. And I'm just walking by like... Please let me thank the bus driver. How do I do it? Wait for me, guys. I'm the life and soul of the team. Oh my God, guys, we're going to the football field and I just happened to be wearing a football outfit and there's a dragon and a car. Wait, is that... Is someone driving that? Get off the football field! That's it. This soccer player just went to soccer, mom. Get off the field! I just started chasing after him. Oh God, I didn't even know you could get cars in Fortnite. No, not my precious football field. Whoa. Okay, you can have the football field. What is happening? This is fucking madness. All right, I'm getting out of here. Oh God. Remember when we packed everyone? I am hopeless. Okay, I got killed. Oh my God, I'm so good at video games. What are you? Sorry, I didn't know what I was doing. I'm on one health. Oh no, I can hear his car. Did I get someone? I'm going to die with one hit. I've blown my cover now. I did some damage. I need to go get health. What the hell is this? Okay, now this needs renovation. Kevin, help us, Kevin. I don't know what to do. I'm really overwhelmed. I'm in a child's bedroom. I'm scared. What should I do, guys? I'm trapped in this child's bedroom, looking through this little window, and I don't know where to go. Literally don't give me any advice, but they added me as a friend, so that's nice. I made a friend, just not one that wants to talk to me. Kind of like you guys in a way. I always call your friends, but you never respond. What's wrong with the car? Oh my God, I got this juice all over me. Now I feel much better. Okay, how do I get you back? What's the play here? Take the car and run. It's got clamped. Oh my God, we're in trouble. Get the red car. Oh, good call. Okay, I'm on it. I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it. All right, I'm coming for you guys. If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna bring you guys back to life. I'm rebooting you guys. My friends, we're all together again. All right, we can do this. Oh, if you need me, I'll be in sticks. I want a restaurant. I'll take one stick please. Oh my God, he's terrifying. He's got a chest. I'm robbing him. I just went from a customer to a criminal. This is mine now. Oh my God, I really am robbing them. I'll take it everything. Pick up truck. Oh, get in, no time to explain. Well, probably it's time to explain now, but get in. Jesus Christ, sorry. Hmm, Fortnite player droppings. Still fresh. There might be someone near here. I need shield. Oh wait, wait, I have something. How do I drop things? Aim and then shoot. Oh, okay, thank you. There you go. Oh, look at their weapons. They're clawing away at things, like elite soldiers. And I'm here like, me like football. Can I pick axe? Open fire, gents. I killed one. Good job. I haven't hit anyone yet. Oh my God, I'm so bad at video games. I used to be good. We did it. Just don't mention that I hit literally nothing. That entire fight. I got a fishing rod. How many more people are there? Four other people. I'm going in. I got someone. Nice. Yes, good job, everyone. Oh, wait, did we? Wait, oh no, we didn't win. All right, never mind. I thought we did, but I just leveled up. Oh, whoa. The last guy is there. I'm going, I'm going. I hit him 42 in the head. Okay. Is he behind this wall? Yes. I hit him. Oh my God, things are happening. Where am I? Oh my God, he's building so fast. It's calls for my fishing rod. He won't stop building. The man's an architect. Victory Royale. My first victory Royale. Well done, everyone. Good job. They're far less excited than I am. That was really fun. I'm ashamed to admit how much joy I got out of that victory. It seems so unlikely. It was me left with one held hiding in a little neighborhood that had like a full team around me. And I was just hiding in a child's bedroom and that led to a victory. They didn't know my strategy. It was all up here, all calculated out. Look at this. You earned a victory Royale. I'm so happy. This meant way more to me than it should. Oh, all right. I don't know if I changed because like that was my lucky outfit. At the same time, I definitely won't win again. So I probably shouldn't wear that outfit because it'll ruin the luck that it has. So yeah, let's swap. I think I'll go with this one. AC Milan, if I'm not mistaken. That's right. I know about football. I'll imagine if the first team knew that in my next game, I got an epic victory Royale. They wouldn't believe it actually. There's not a chance they'd believe it. Damn it. And rightfully so, they wouldn't believe it. Wait, kill me, please. Put me out of my misery. Why are you doing this? Why are you giving me hope? Why are you doing this? Oh, well, now I've been stolen. This is honestly terrifying. Do you think they're admiring my football jersey? I think that's what it is. Maybe not. I think they're just toying with me. You know what that was? That was the team's fault, not mine. I've proven that I'm an elite Fortnite player to rival the best of the best. I'm going to go in a solo game and I'm going to show you how it's done. Fishing rod, yes. I look like I'm going out camping or something. I've got some apples to mushrooms. A fishing rod. Did I just see the enemy? Or was that just a fish? Should I go fishing? The hell is this? I'm suddenly terrified. Oh, no. I'm dying. I'm dying to AI. Okay, am I good? Kill them all, but I was a bit scared. Eat my apples. I feel better. An apple a day keeps the scared away. There's something here. I can see it. There we go. Can you keep it down over there? I'm trying to enjoy my fishing. Yes. Wait, what was that? Fish. Do I eat it? I'm going to eat it. Oh, oh, I was in that fish. Oh, I wish I wish I didn't eat that fish. Oh, gun. That's not bad. Just your fishing. I have the time of my life. I feel like I should go. There's someone there. Never underestimate the measurement. Oh, my God. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, I wish I could aim. I wish I could aim. I wish I could aim. I wish I could aim. Oh, God damn it. I almost had him. I was this close. I should have stayed fishing. I'm so proud of that first kill, though. I was just out fishing at the lake. Like, you want to drop my fishing? Well, then I guess we have a problem. Walked up the hill. God, I'm cool. All right, I'm going to do another one. That was fun. All right, you know what? Trying to lobby. I couldn't do two games in a row in the same outfit. That would look ridiculous. Search and sweeper it is. That's what I like to see. Oh, I hope I get to do more fishing. Get out of the way. I'm trying to look at the fishing spot. The thing is, when I jumped earlier, I was trying to just thank the bus driver. I'm desperately trying to thank the bus driver, but I just can't. Oh, imagine the amount of fish that would be around that island. I'm going there. This is probably so dumb. Oh, but look at all the fishing spots. Like, I'm not even joking. I'm excited. Is there any fishing rod around here you reckon? Please answer me. This is what I was talking about earlier. Yes, you can get them from the barrels. Let the fishing begin. Look at that. I got a bite in the form of a shotgun. I'm so exposed here. What's this? Oh, a snowy flopper. Can I eat this? I can. Okay. Oh, I don't know if this is a good idea. I feel slippy and clunky. Oh my God, I am slippy and clunky. I have no items now. I don't even have a gun. Oh wait, I do have a gun actually. Hold on. Yes, I've got a gun. I'll try and kill someone and take their items that they've worked hard for. Ooh. Oh, fisherman's delight. Oh God. Oh God, that's embarrassing. Oh God. Oh, I thought that hit them. I wish I was good at games. They're toying with me. They are toying with me. Oh, now you want to fight, do you? Okay, yeah, you do and you've won. Well, that highlights how bad I am, I suppose. Thanks for that. Okay, you know what? Reflecting on the games as a whole, maybe those people did carry me to victory. But you know what? I feel like I still had a purpose in that game because everyone died. I was on one health and I brought them back. So, collaboration wins the game. And the guy who killed me died. And it was all calculated. All right, well, we are going to end it there. Thank you Epic Games for the sponsor. I really appreciate it. I hope you enjoyed the video. It's been so long since I played Fortnite. But I am not ashamed to admit I had a lot of fun and I have a new passion, fishing. But yeah, if you fancy putting on a football jersey and going fishing, Fortnite's the game for you. Link will be in the description if you want to check it out. Guys, thank you so much for watching. Helps me out a lot. Appreciate you. Hope to see you next time. Bye for now.