 Six six see you nearly getting there. Okay, practicing it'll happen. Don't worry, okay How are we going man? Yeah, we're doing good So number deuce That means shit and two Is that right? Yeah, what language does it mean shit in? It's DOS isn't it Spanish Shiza. It's three though. Oh, no, it's those two doos. Isn't it doos shit and one or DOS DOS and doos DOS Anyway, we've had a fucking we just had a weird day like a pretty cool day to be honest We um were filming for our upcoming series, which will when you're if you're listening to this This will be our next Sunday the following Sunday that you listen to this we just fucking and we're starting a series which sport is the scariest and We just had a fucking bit of a box with Anthony Mandean and fucking hell You hit us pretty hard like there were moment I was I was well and truly rocked I was dizzy standing up and like pretty sparkles and being being rocked It doesn't really hurt. So you're like, oh, but you feel wobbly and shit and then after I feel quite sick for a while And I'm pretty bad headache now and my neck's a bit fuck-eyed, but you're fine Yeah, we just compensated with a little bit of marijuana to help the pain after That's really a smallest token. He's completely fuck-eyed. I'm not used to it. I'm but we have big news Michael hasn't announced very important now When Marty does his next squirty we're going to attempt to put is this a flute or a recorder a recorder What's the difference? One you go like this. Yeah, one you go like this. Yeah, and we're gonna shove this just a little bit up Marty's asshole, and we're gonna see if we can play music as he does a squirty Well, we saw a comment and it said I wonder if you know, you can your farts can you can play a musical instrument and I Stupidly told Michael about and he got really excited and bought a fucking recorder that very second And so now yeah, I'll see I'll see what happens. All right, like I did There's still I just worry about my future I don't want to be known as that guy One of many talents it's like this one of your tricks How far up are you gonna put it? like here Just shit comes out of the end Just the tip so we can hear the music Recall the squeeze pushes up your ass and push your shit out because the shit had come out of the little holes Push it out of the end there Oh But just back to mundane we've just posted some promo on our socials and man Everyone he's like I had no idea how disliked he was in Australia. Everyone's like you fucking idiots fucking video with him It's just a very good box and to be honest. He's very nice to us. Yeah, he's a legend. Such a cool dude So, um, did he have a bit of a laugh with you guys? Be quiet at the start but by the end. Yeah, he's laughing with us and just fucking punching the fuck out of it Cuz we weren't fighting back, you know, cuz we don't want to count as a big favour plus It's just funny if we're just getting beat up. So yeah, he just went to town on us. Well, well Did you throw three punches at him? Oh when he was getting when he was at distance I was trying to keep him away by just stabbing my arm out at him. Yeah, wouldn't call it punches though I just went full cocoon And he was punching through the cocoon that you had made dude. He could wrap around It doesn't it felt like scorpion punches sorry on he was getting the back of the head So, yeah, that was our week other than that. We've just been filming the fucking Move on to our we'll get the sponsors out of the way and then we'll fucking move on that. How's that bloody sound, mate? Roger. Yeah, no worries. All right. We we got fucking manscaped here, right and we Michael and I have a discount code for you. 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We got fucking hypnotized last week and to be honest Doesn't really work like it's you're more relaxed when you do this shit But I wouldn't say I was hypnotized and you said the same thing just makes you feel more comfortable to do it Yeah, well anyway, we got a 20 minute 30 minute video that on the website We got fucking vlogs galore every single week massive vlog behind the scenes of all the videos we film and just our day-to-day life So if you want to support us support the podcast just jump on There's a fucking free trial in the link in the description You can see if you like the videos if you don't like and then leave free charge. No worries If you like it and stick around support us fucking yeah, fuck You know what I mean? It's like come on. How many times do I have to explain this to them? Just fucking give us money Oh What the fuck is happening? Everyone's a little bit. It's just a little bit It's just like seven you fucking got it Matt Hey, have you signed up? You fucking pig Wow You pig that is animal. Oh Imagine it'd be so nice. I nearly threw this recorder and he made would have been so nice If then he just said that's what I was watching in the car for half an hour And then started crying because we thought that he wasn't being supportive and ran out I'm doing that though was I know You having work calls. I'm so excited for the fucking German. So I don't know why I'm just just another language It's nothing. It's nothing incredible. It's just another part of this podcast I reckon now maybe one week we should get like an Italian or a French person on or something and they can read something in there No, because you are native German. There's no other native. It's not like Matt's Italian Look, I guess I just don't know why it's so funny. Okay It's it's my native tongue spaghetti because yeah It's like when you went to Germany everyone in Germany said you sounded weird So you are a different sort of German That's just because I spoke like an older person because I've never hung out with people my age Like a you know how like like a 40 year old would talk to like a 15 year old You know what I mean? Yeah, okay. I was talking like a 40 year old not using any slang Like very outdated terms for things and they're like what no one says that Makes me out anyway, it is a lovely truly lovely language. It's quite a tongue workout But if you listen to it, it is it's beautiful. It's something very pretty about German words Not at all especially from you. You make it aggressive. All right. What's next Matt? Oh on this day Were you up really late writing him Matt? No, I got him done early last night And then I had a bit of dinner with my girlfriend. Is that right? What'd you eat? She made? like a stir-fry, okay All right. All right. Here we go on this day everyone here. We go on this day Who's fucking phone is that you put that fucking phone on silent? Quiet on set. Who is it? I don't know What does it say Queen Casa Kibo. Oh, yep. Casa Kibo. All right. Well that explains it. What the fuck was that? Anyway on this day in 2014 people in Argentina got or got sand and threw it in each other's eyes They all laughed and laughed but 40% were permanently blinded stupid Artinians don't they realize that sand thrown with force come completely destroy the irises Yeah, you're right man. Yeah, I guess like you take them on quite personally. Did you yeah, I actually grew up near the beach And they used to say to kids when we're younger that if you throw sand in your eyes The you know dog shit on the beach all the time. Yeah worms get in the sand They reckon gets in your eyes that are permanently blinded. So is that why you took a bit of offense to that one? Yeah On this day in 2018 the Queen had her back steamed to try and straighten it the steam Failed and she's still bent and she got so badly burnt that her skin bubbled like a cheese fondue She now has sewn together hand towels as back skin Bubbling like a cheese fondue on this day in 2014 a broken down bus owned by Owen Wilson was seen sucking off a library Owen Wilson is said to be furious It's a weird one I'm a big fan Broken down bus was seen sucking off a library says here Matt Okay, so I might have to start Cross-checking these I'm not sure is that possible like a bus sucking off a library Google it Okay All right last one on this day in 1955 a large shovel gave birth to Bruce Willis Bruce Willis never met his shovel fucking father, but he will never admit that he's half shovel YouTube Bruce Willis digging and you'll see how that is. Okay Comment what you find and help me research for fuck's sake Don't you all know that I'm a woman trapped in a man's body I'll deny it till my deathbed after this and we'll only write this is one time because I've had a surge of emotion and Feel comfortable to say it at this very second. Please don't dwell on this and just quickly move on Do not attempt to talk to me about this after in any way shape or form. You know what you know now So be still and move on Okay, it's the end of Oh, it's good. Oh All right, we're moving on I guess Matt if Should we awkward now but Don't feel awkward. Okay. All right. I don't want any trouble. All right. Do you know what the next segment is? Yes What is it? Is it the German one? No The hunt It's time for Yeah, exciting shit for the fucking hunt this season. Oh man well this week All right, so we told you what happened last week, right? We DMed Hamish and Andy Well, let me tell you we were fucking making some progress. All right. I will read to you Andy's reply. Yes, that's right Andy's fucking reply We fucking get in there. Come on Come on man All right, it's good and bad. All right, so we will very positive We thought it was gonna be easy at one stage, but it's turned into it's probably gonna be a bit harder Anyway, so I said what I said about him thinking he's a hologram and we need to send him a shirt blah blah blah And he replied and said happily hit up and then he puts his Managers email address for best addressed your sincerely hologram Andy. So like that's sort of he might be a hologram He's hinting at like he said that he said and then I replied that he's such a hologram thing to say So and then I did Hamish. They're using excuses guys. Yeah, they're playing hide the ball here I feel and anyway, I Hamish hasn't even seen the message hasn't even seen it So that's also something that like if you're a computer if you're a bot or a hologram You don't read DMs. So that sort of fits that narrative. Do you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah So that's like I'm starting to lean towards anyway. This is what I said to the manager everyone Hey Eliza, I hope you're doing well. This is not a business request. I was just hoping you would open this email I put in the Description the subject of the email business request so that she'd open it because I didn't want to write on and he's a fucking hologram Anyway, I was hoping you would open this email anyway, and I explain what we are what we do and that we think that they're holograms blah blah blah And you replied confirming that they can do this and ask me to email you isn't an address We can send the shirts or was Andy's reply an automatic reply built into his hologram software. Thank you for your time Eliza All right, and then she replied she replied if you can get the shirts to us by next Tuesday, which is today There's a small chance. I can get the boys to it. So we're like fuck. We've done it. This is so easy, right? Didn't we say that we even stood up and clapped and embrace each other then they simulated Then yeah, this is we're starting to develop a bit of a theory here. So they felt cornered Eliza's probably in on this who knows she could be a hologram herself. She was like, you know They knew that we were on to them about something. So what do they do? They pretend that there's another fucking outbreak in Melbourne coronavirus And they use that as a more like a bigger deal than what we're trying to do here So you see if they're a hologram. So the hologram people make this up, right? And now everyone's back in lockdown. They start a new simulation. So so the shirt hurts can't get to them So the shirts are stuck now, right and Tuesday Well, she said make sure they're here by Tuesday because this will be the last chance for a while that we can do it They stole our so they fucking fucked us. All right. So the shirts aren't there yet Hamish hasn't even opened the fucking DM the hologram and bloody Andy's Andy's stopped replying So, you know how he's on the Australian Open doing that guess who were the other players I put a story up of like filming him on the TV being like you this is a fucking hologram or something And then he tagged him and then he saw it and I don't even know if he thinks it's funny Which is a bit cringy, but anyway, well, that's what a hologram would do dude. They get annoyed. Yeah, they wouldn't cringe What happened to the two-pack hologram? He turned off they just switched him off the wall bomb done. Oh, I thought he got shot No, no bull went straight through me. It's fucking a hologram man. He's forever, but he's just having a sleep Well, they switch the button off and they think it sort of fucked the wires up So they got a way to like 2050 when technology is up there and they can put the wires back together using a special Metal that they'll find in 2029 e15 man Yeah, so that's the latest so oh, yeah, and then the emails continued with the manager I said, oh, you know the covert blah blah blah and she's like Hey, Marty correct Hamish We're not coming here anymore because of good old covert and we don't know when we'll be seeing him next But at this stage I can still see Andy on Thursday, so we should be able to get him on board So we're like halfway possible to what we need, but just yeah, so we're halfway there I'm starting to think maybe Andy isn't a hologram because he might be really he might be the real one of the two You know and he might be the one he just switches the button on and off Yeah, that makes sense, right because Hamish hasn't even opened the fucking dm Yeah, so so we might get one if the shirts get let through, but it's a big maybe because they're all in lockdown So if the shirts don't get through by Thursday, we'll have zero if the shirts get through we might have one But one is not enough. We need to prove or disprove this This is the hunt. This is why we do what we do. This is the hunt So we need all of our ringworms all of our listeners to rally and go to Hamish blakes Instagram Not Andy right now go to Hamish if we can get both on board in writing That will go a long way to prove or disprove our theory We need you to comment on his latest post read Marty and Michaels dm You are a hologram Andy. We're on to you buddy Andy. I mean Hamish. We're fucking Yeah, just Hamish leave Andy alone. He's already on board. Okay. We don't want to annoy him and scare him off doing the shirt thinking that We're fucking psychopaths Psychopaths. Yeah, so just Hamish target Hamish use all of your power common as much as you can We need to do this together. You guys are part of this hunt, too. We are Fucking gonna get some fucking answers. I'm sick of it This is very important. This is more. This is more more than everything that's going on right now This is the most important. Don't you understand? Don't you understand matter brown? Anyways laughing matter dude, so we need to so yeah We're asking everyone if you hear this tell a friend just fucking get people bulk Comments start checking if your friends are holograms If you haven't seen any of your friends Sorry to break it to you, but it's an epidemic It's an there's pandemic going on and there's an epidemic of holograms running around Fucking pretending to be real people and people are buying it and I'm not I'm not up it I'm not having any of it nothing. Did you ever watch any morphs? It's so funny that you mentioned that man because no I've never ever watched them Okay All right, what's the next fucking let's fucking answer some dog-ass questions I can smile like a Cheshire cat with a bloody Oh wait you're reading him. I'm so used to reading him. Yeah, we've been I've been reading him for like a long time Yeah, well the season now He had literally the smallest amount and you are like fucking like two hours ago. Yeah, it's because it's so concentrated It was like grind it up well the first 20 minutes of this podcast is Michael sitting super low Marty just looks gigantic. Oh, yeah, it's hard to sit straight up. Let's try Oh, there we go and your ribs gone all right. Oh, you're a lot bigger now. Yeah, I'm tall He's an anamorph when you're listening. No, it's yeah, it connects with the fucking hologram shit Yeah, I'll have to look into it and watch everything. Yeah tonight What's this? I think it's nutrition Yeah, it's nutrition little fly pop it in your mouth Mmm, baby fly pop straight in your mouth Like that Yummy Oh Is that a fly? Hey, Michael's just put a dead fill in here. It comes my way I wouldn't have put that here Spider could have bitten in its venom and now the venom's in your mouth. Yeah, it translates It translates to drink blood holograms can't do that shit Apparently, I'll tell you now. I'm not a hologram that fly would have gone straight through that's exactly what a fucking hologram No, because it would have gone straight through you fucking hologram. We've done tests All right. All right questions from the podcast. Yes Uh, first question is from Michael Guzzi Have you two ever gotten so mad at each other that you stopped hanging out for a while? Oh, we've had we've had arguments, but never never a couple of tiffs, but you never really stopped hanging out Yeah, no, sometimes we hang out more when we're arguing just because we like to have cat fights I remember watching you two at a nightclub. You had a major tiff and you're like You both walked over to a corner and because it was so loud at the nightclub All we could see is the hand gestures and all the set there like the children that we were of you guys Just watching mum and dad fight but not knowing what you're saying. Oh, we said that was sort of that quick though Oh, yeah, it went really quick, but it was just funny to watch You're our kid, man Um, next question is from Schmidt. Oh, no Um Are Jackson and show me still mates? They never seem to be together anymore. We answered this last week Well, yeah, it was a bit different question. Yeah, we can't really like it's not really a place to say You know, we don't want to bring up any drama and shit. Ask them. Sorry boys. We can't fucking say shit Um, next question is from Leem. Gee How can you oh, how can you eat a chicken without its feathers? Um, you could put a straw in its ass and start sucking until it concaves in on itself and then um So what feathers stay on you got to try and eat it Is that right Matt? Yeah, without taking the feather. Yeah. Yeah, I'll start stuff a big straw I'd kill it first humanely. I'd maybe put it in the car and put the Hose from the exhaust through the window kill it humanely and then um, yeah big big uh Straw in its ass and this suck its innards out until the feathers are the only thing left and Michael doesn't eat chickens That will be his answer. I had some chicken today. Oh really? Rapture What was that the first time in a long time? Oh, I've had it probably like once a week on average for a little while You've changed like it was good Next question is from taylor dow Um Question for the podcast in five years time. What do you see or hope the evolution of your content will look like? High production really fun. Shit like yeah, like fucking Adventures god, I'm keen on the alien doc. Yeah, she liked that. Um, just just like less content but Much higher quality like shit that we really want to do and make and not stuff that we know we have to make to um To entertain the masses, you know, yeah, like adventures are fun I want to go through some drains. Not that what we do now isn't fun, but it's just like Yeah, there's some of the shit that we have really big interests in would probably be very it's very niche, you know So we it would be fucking what's that? I don't know Something's in michael's room. It's a dog Isn't it a dog? I thought it was a frog Frog dog next question is Nikki uh, the girl who provided us with the german phrase cards um Can you do can you both do a hula hoop competition with each other? Yeah, right and follow up question who would win I think michael would win his hips are so loose I know what we could do to make it like we could do it right that the hula hoops on fire And then work can you make that work and put the hula hoop on you know fire and shit Is there hula hoops that we can do on fire 100% and the oil won't get on us. So we light on fire 100% I think we should also ways to do that. That's half ass. Yeah I'll show a website where we can pick and choose from different things we can play with and we'll be able to wrap it Round and won't really burn for a little while Yeah, it would be fine. Fuck. Yeah, that's fun And if you can't we can make our own one out of we can just buy the wick and just make one And it'll be fine three degree burns No, we'll have a shirt on We'll see next question is from Sabrina. Um, finally the monday's are making sense again um question for the podcast Michael's back is it still on his back? Yeah Oh, it's always been there man Like I realized it starts to click now when i'm doing like exercises which click in my spine I was looking at your back the other day the little muscles growing on it. Um, and we've been hitting the gym We've been living a very healthy compared to what we were Man, we are um, we're good boys And michael's back is all over his back Show him show him your back I can't really be fucked turning Just show him a little bit of it. There you go. That's it there. See that bit of skin at the bottom That's actually the back there. That's where it starts his back starts. This is all forehead here A neck Forehead and neck Uh, next question. Uh, taylor dowles sneaky dog got a second question in. Um, again. Yeah fucking taylor does always gets two in There goes your hair With the man scape shamer I said that didn't I? He asked would you ever consider doing a five minute face time with one of your members once a week as a I'm guessing as a competition. Yeah, we want we've yeah, we've got an idea for some tear shit No, yeah, so we're the we're introducing that to the website So you'll be able to pay a bit more a month and we'll do shit like go live with you Um for five minutes and have a chat and shit like that. Um So yeah, that that is coming that is all coming It sounds like a fucking sex toy, isn't it? Speaking of sex toys, we're gonna beat each other with them tomorrow. That's right Anyway, next question is from give piece a chance. Uh, they're the actual people who um Asked a question about the instruments. Um, can it's a scientific question. Can marty play a musical instrument with his farts Yeah, so I read that I read that to michael and he instantly bought this and I've never seen him So there's so much pressure to have a good fart because michael is the harshest critic Because I've seen so many and like it's like to keep getting better. Yeah Well, not better. You just got to make him like on par with some of the best Oh, no, like if it's in like the top five range of what you've ever done, then I'm happy Yeah, I know I have to can I have to I've done maybe what a thousand so after being the top five every time Otherwise I get squalded But like, you know, it's worth it for you too when you hear that ending that just keeps going for a little bit too long I can't because if I listen to it, I start laughing myself and I ruin So I literally have to have to clear my mind and just and just concentrate on just making it last as long as possible And then afterwards the when my stop squeezing my brain as hard as I can the blood comes back and then I can sort of Gauge was it funny or not and think back to the noise that I just heard Okay, I'll try and appreciate Like the shitter ones more. Oh, no, no, he's gonna be fake. No, he's gonna say. Oh, yeah, that was a good one Okay, so I'll just be real with it. Yeah, but be real with it, brother If we that's why you can do shorter ones with the fucking recorder and it'll be Much better. I'll be excited because I'm hearing music. I can't believe I'm gonna do this Like how the fuck do I have a girlfriend? This six-year-old step I reckon it's pretty funny. Yeah, it'll be funny But like even like it's sort of like you're showing off. It's like a skill Yeah, I guess so no one can do that not many people can say they can play music out of their ass Okay, I'll try my best. Okay. Yeah, I want to play this for you guys I want to poo But if we leave this line around one day a friend's gonna come over and start playing and the end's been in my ass Yes, dude That is the idea we'll get julian We'll get dude. Can you play us a song? Yes It will test him if he watches the podcast and Next question is from keys jones now there's two of these on in question say I'm not sure why but they're very similar But um, he's asking you if you can threaten him and his family Now before you do I want to ask is this one of those baits where they capture your voice threatening like a psychopath and use it against you Oh, yeah, it is. It's probably a fucking hologram. You know what this is. Is this Andy? Exactly right. They could have made a hologram to comment Get a video like that so that they can blackmail us what their sons. So no, that's their son Excuse me, mate. You have a lovely family you and your family. We wish you nothing but the best and we love you So Check check and mate because I had one from another guy named mani garsee and says can you guys cuss me out? Which is another word for Well, that's the shit we do on what's it called starts with a quinoa Pachy cameo cameo. It's not starts. Yeah, you can focus on cameo for videos by the way Hey, that's where we roast people. We've roasted some people on there. Imagine if that's just some innocent fucking holograms Making compilations hate compilations Next question is from halts the halts. Um, how do your partners get along with each other and each of your families? Yeah, fine. Well, yeah, I get I get on well with um With mon's family and they get on well with me. I'm I've and like, yeah Obviously, I'm not not as I'm not doing fucking squirties in front of the family You got to know your audience otherwise probably be a bit bloody different Imaginatic Christmas, I don't want to think about that. Yeah opening presents and just rush gets up and pulls his arse out in front of his family He pushed Esther like in a really violent manner into the fire Quickly get up. Oh, man Yeah, and obviously never never ever next question is from in the night andy Uh, what do you two disagree on the most and can you tell julia? I love him the most? Um, off where there used to be we used to But has a bit with politics and like conspiracy theory shit But we've just sort of learned how to communicate about those things without Without arguing now as you get all you sort of care a lot less. Well, I care a lot less about it and fucking Yeah, that would be the that would be probably the but yeah, there's no there's nothing fundamental that we disagree about Yeah, like we fucking love like the same music and shit the same sense of comedy a lot of the time It's easy if you have a lot in common. Yeah And we do kiss heaps Yeah, that keeps the relationship listen to the bad. I think the sex is very important in a friendship Next question is from dylan pemberton Um, we've already answered this today, but it's still a good question Do dog do dogs act the same in front of your girlfriends mainly directed? Well, no, I do do some fucking sickening farts and stuff around mine, but of course I tone back the The gross you would have full frontal Of course, I'd tone that down a little bit, but everything else. Yeah, it's exactly the same I don't know how the fuck she Like it is. Yeah, it's not it wouldn't be easy putting up with a fucking Disgusting annoying shit that I do all the time. Did you play her a song next to mine? Get the recorder Whenever I get bored I just have to entertain myself and annoy someone Next question is from go with the flow. Um, do you know if Jackson is fighting on the undercard for the Logan Paul fight? I don't think it's Logan Paul. It might be Jake Paul, isn't it? Yeah, Jake Paul. Yeah, we had a chat to him today He's planning on it. Yeah, he's uh, it's going ahead as of now, but you know, there's a lot of fucking A lot of what do they call it a lot of tees to cross Tees to cross and eyes to dot and all this paperwork shit. So it's nothing set in stone, but at the moment, yes But by the time you're listening to this, maybe not Mmm, never know. Oh Fuck you I should even make us all look very good straight away. It's shape sharpened it. Um Next question is from L pal Can you prove that matt is not a hologram? Yeah, I can see the fucker. I've I've had him I've felt his flesh needs to fucking subscribe to the University of Markle Unbelievable that will show he's not. Yeah, but we felt him We can see him. Yeah, grab his flesh. Yeah, we've we've sex So many times And look he's right here get on gun Put your hand doesn't go through can't do that with holograms hit him harder Oh All right, are we up to the german segment? Um, almost we're nearly there. Um Do you have a plan on doing a live stream podcast that's from jt sports? Well, funny and me and mattie were talking about maybe doing a live one for the like just randomly a live one here in brisman we get like a live audience to watch but Yeah, we don't know we should we're we we've fucking talked about it. So yeah, it's definitely on the cards It's a great idea. Woo. Do you guys think we should do it? Come on and subscribe Like don't forget to push that big rat red button, man Well, I can't believe that they still everyone's still always says that all the youtubers all say Yeah, it's like the ending of everything. Mm-hmm Make sure you subscribe hit that big fat red subscribe smash it Smash that like before they go to do something button. Oh It's like before I do that make sure you press this button You're gonna do that if you don't press the button at all Just let the people if they like you let them push the button. Yeah, let's but push the button And the last one is from lim g Matthew Brown didn't say anything in the first 10 minutes of the first podcast words have been said Yes Yeah, Michael had a big chat. We thought, you know fucking that cunt. We threatened him He's fucking he's fucking on our turf and he's fucking talking Yeah, so yeah, we had a stern word to matt And um, yeah, you should just shut the fuck I was grabbing his throat Yeah, Michael fool had him on the ground and was like standing over him and they were both like elevated like floating Yeah, too. Yeah, I got a bit dark Special powers. So I was a little quiet. Hey, what the fuck did we just say matt? Question time's over guys. We're thinking about trialing a new segment. I thought you had a fart ready um, okay We want to hear a normal and alien stories that you've encountered send him in on instagram send him in on uh, Fucking the youtube comment. We'll screenshot him and next week. We'll trial it out And then if it's shit segment, we'll drop it. Okay, so just let's just let's Stick about a sticky bum german time Fuck sake It is No It's german time Is the name of a german segment and this is a segment where Where I just casually read out some german phrases and they're funny And they're funny because they translate literally translate to some funny things. There's no other reason. They're funny It's just um a strange literal translation. Um, they sound ridiculous. That's why they're funny. So I will Yeah All right, so I'm just gonna read these out like I was speaking to another fellow german and we're just having a conversation All right the first one Which means you can wait until you become black Which means ie it means you it will never happen. So but it literally translates so you can wait until you become black What a weird saying the german say well, it's like saying, uh, we could wait until the cows come home Okay, wow. All right next one something like that, you know All right next uh german phrase read completely casually Ah Which means what too much is is too much What too much is is too much it means which means like it's enough to feel it means enough So when you want someone to stop talking you say What's enough in german That is Um There are millions of people that speak this language Every day millions of people speaking Like it might sound funny to you, but this is how people talk. Okay. This is how people talk when they know another language Okay Oh, yes, here we go next one Okay, anyway Okay, this next one ready I always have to say it three times to get matt Michael only wants and again that means again what learned which means learning never stops Oh And that's how you would use that in a sentence Oh, fuck. Oh fuck dude. We get four each episode, right? Yeah one more. Oh, yes Don't read this word. So I my german needs to not to I was only three when we moved So I struggled with reading Give me one second. Okay. I got it Oh What the fuck does that mean which means there becomes the dog in the pan crazy Which which me which and you would say that when you're trying to say what the hell Oh No Oh, man, it sounds a bit french at the end I reckon the second one was the best one That was fucking good. Just the meaning of it. This is pretty funny meaning. Hey It's a funny meaning. I know what you mean. Yeah, it's a comic called the meaning behind it Nothing else about that is funny very good You're fucking I don't want to say you're racist I just German language gets me dude. It's a different it's a different ball game It's a different ball game Wow And that's how you speak german, man Yeah It was a da Vassa. Ja, da. Vassa Vassa dimension dimensions Dimensions and that's what we would say traveling through germany dimensions and phones and which means the girls are for us I thought you said it was the humans. No dimension mention his girls. Oh, there you go And we would sing that I feel stoodle prancing down the street. We'd sing it all six of us How is there a word for a potato bug who even says potato bug potato bug? That's like a four syllable That's that's a pretty big word Yeah, one more syllable. Okay So how about you like you you just fucking calm down. Is it meant to be a lady beetle? What cut off a kefir? Yeah cut off a kefir is ladybug. Why don't you say ladybug? What's ladybug? I might be like the anatomically correct word for it. I know it's potato bug That's what it translates to. Yeah, when you went save with your family in germany and you took the guys there um did your Relatives speak in german the whole time. Yeah, of course. Oh, they can speak a little bit of english. But yeah, pretty much just german I was I was everyone's conversation Tool interpreter. That was a stressful week for me. Yeah Because because especially because grandma I'd be like like I tell him this joke I'm like, oh this fucking shit is jokes. I'd literally tell him like this is a joke boys I just laugh after I say it and then tell him the joke Remember? Yeah, dude Was michael just laughing the whole time? No, michael was a bit stressed out because there was no McDonald's or like Fucking hot chips in the house. A lolly store nearby. I was back when michael ate nothing but fucked food. Yeah, dude Nothing but fucked food lunch dinner breakfast fucked And grandma was cooking all these Exquisite german traditional meals. She did supply constant beers though. So like that was pretty fucking cool Yeah, no, it's just normal old traditional german to have a shot of like Similar to jagermeister kumaling. You got the drunkest you've ever been there. Man, that was disgusting Remember the next day we had to go on some fucking tour and I was throwing up in the fucking snow Every fucking 10 minutes he's throwing up in a different place as we're going on this tour. That was fucking torture Oh, that was very entertaining. Remember the christmas little it was like a christmas festival Yeah, I remember you got up on stage in the nativity set I don't know that we all did it was very funny. Anyway Fucking good times. Omamaga. We love you. Omamaga. Omamaga Oh, man, I'm very good. This segment has changed me nicky. Thank you. Thank you so much. Why yeah It's pretty funny how the words translate like that. It's very nice. It's just a good moment The sounds make me happy. I never thought it would be such a popular segment Well, yeah, dude, thank god you were born in germany. That's all I have to say God had nothing to do with it. Well, thank god my dad pumped a load up my mom in germany and that's how it happened In the east that's what happened to you part of Berlin Yeah, I guess it happened to everyone your dad fucked your mom hard Like he would have gone hard at that And then you were born because of the result of your dad His body twisting euphorically as you shot out of his nut bag straight into your mom's guts Oh, yeah Oh, and then you swam with all our little michael's pushing me out of the way you swam up to her fucking egg I remember you know it Eating through your mom's egg And then you're fucking morphed into this cunt It's spat out of her pussy Yeah, I remember No, I was cut out I was cut out the umbilical cord was wrapped around mine. Oh, really? I was about to die It's a very lucky. Thank god i'm here and thank germany germany. Well done. Thank you All right, it's time for the next segment, which is the palm boxing the palm boxing We have the pa one boxing segment where we open shit that you guys send to our pa box Which is right fucking here. So you want to send us anything we open it live on the podcast We do not know what is in these two five six tagam queens land 4018 and we've been sent sheets before Human shit. Yeah And drugs and drugs too. Yep You can go back to past episodes to watch that. We don't know the numbers there. All right So this is a package to martin and michael Let's see what it says jelly beans listen you can It sounds something edible. Let's hope it's not something fucked hot thing that we always get sent I'm all teases Come on Oh, yeah, it's like repealing the skin back off a cow. It sort of reminds me of with a spoon Oh, look at that. Yeah, you rip the skin back like that to expose the bone and muscle. Oh, I was right Bean boozled It's fucking jelly beans boys. Where are they from? Willy Wonka scary All right, we have been sent bean boozled jelly beans. Oh, this is that thing we where it's fucking gross flavors and nice flavors And you spin the little thing and then you pick a color Oh, yeah, all right, we'll play a fucking we'll play your game. We'll play around or two once i'm through this packaging Who sent this to us? I don't it doesn't have a name on it This is an anonymous person. Thank you. Thank you so much who ever sent this again My voice is all fucked again for some reason after speaking german Here's the list of all right. Do you want to go first Michael? Yes. All right, you got a rotten egg a blue one Here's your how do you know it's blue? Here's your rotten egg my darling. I guess it just looks like that, right? And I got a strawberry banana smoothie. Oh, it's lucky Dude No, actually it says Or dead fish underneath it. Oh, so I see it's so bad You can either get something Michael's chocolate You can either get something delicious or something disgusting. Oh, so Yeah, they look the same, but they're not I'm just going to grab a fucking handful and see what happens Oh, okay, so i've got about 20 of them here all different colors I'll see what the end result is if it's more disgusting or more delicious Oh god This could be berry blue or toothpaste. Oh Overall not good not good at all. They're very bad You got it wrong. I think that was the stink bug They're all shit if you want like a snack don't buy it if you want to play a fun game buy it Because it's like yeah, I was sort of hoping for some nice jelly beans, but oh This one could be dish dish wash water. It is. I see that gross every time. Oh my god That's a banana right again This is a little parcel to Marty Michael doesn't have who sent this to us They live in Riverstone, New South Wales. So anyway, let's open this up. I'm scared to open this up We hope you're satisfied with the product and customer. So happy valley seeds We genuinely appreciate if you could spread the positive blah blah blah. What is this? Maybe they're trying to serve your garden seeds. Oh, where are the garden seeds? Someone sent us some garden seeds. We'll plan them and see what happens Maybe it's like the jack and the beanstalk thing. Thank you. Whoever sent us this some fucking garden seeds We'll go scatter them around Make sure the birds aren't there Matt. He's like picking them up straight away done They just actually put it underground. Yeah, you get wet the ground a bit and you like a little finger You push them down a bit cover up again and water them Oh All right guys moving right along. Oh my god. Is it fucking prank all time already? Oh my god, Matt Brown. What the fuck? And this week Arnold fine He's having a sleep. Well He hit his wife pretty hard So he's not in a good way So this week we got um Darren the junkie who's going to attempt to get a job interview somewhere I'm just gonna Be tall speaking. Hey dolar. How you going bro? I'm down. Um, I'm just coming around right seeing if there's um And he's used hiring right now or is there like no jobs going around or something? Um, you have to apply online man. If you go to the KFC website, you gotta um, put all your details into there And then like we do like a little spot check every couple days and then um, we can go from there Yeah more more back home my computer's um the internet's out and that and like my my computer's a bit old and stuff But if I come in or something could I just like maybe hand in my Revime and have a like talk maybe to a manager there Right if you just get more details and like I'll even do like free like I'll do a free trial run and that like I'll come in You guys don't even need to say nothing I'll just be in the back like cleaning up and then if you use fucking like Fucking down with that. I'm fucking sweet and fucking hook us up, brother Have to put it through online because like they integrated all the systems to put everything online now So like I can't even like to put you through like to as an employment It has to go on the internet But remember I said about that computer and that broken so but so like I can't if I can't Apply is that is that word apply online? How am I gonna get like working that if my like because like I've got to get money to pay for the laptop You know what I mean? You know I'm saying so I like I can't get the money unless you use like hire me first Do you know what I mean? I can't change it bro unless you have someone you can go to to get it sorted like I can't do anything for you in the store Or you reckon like you'd say but you take the resume, but nothing would come out of it So so can I use you maybe do you have a laptop? Maybe I could like come around and um just type my application out on that And then like you because like you see if I'm like good follower on that and then if you think that's good And that then you then you could fucking say to the manager and that say yeah, this boy is fucking on I come and we only have the one computer and that's that desktop computer and to be able to come behind house You have to be hired Yeah, see that's it's like it's like a fucking like a triangle of like fuck because like I can't I can't apply for it Because my laptop's like fucked but I need to work to pay for the fucking lappy You know what I mean? So it's like a triangle. You see what I'm saying. It's like a fucking triangle Triangle of fuck Well, um, well, how about I'll just buck and bring some beers over and we'll fucking just get on it All right, boss Well, I'll fucking step by a fucking couple of hours with my refer me and we'll fucking get go from there Brother because like I ain't like I know like he's got like protocol on that But like I'm just like type of bloke who's like fucking like I don't take no for an answer You know what I mean? I'm just like fucking Heaps entrepreneurial and that so like all fucking come in. Look don't don't say yes. No yet No, don't give me an answer yet But but just I'll come in with beers if you're still working we'll fucking have a couple of fucking beers have a little toky And we'll see where things go, but look boss. You can say no, but I'll come and in I'm coming in with the beers and we'll still have a good time, but all you fucking think about that If I wasn't working it'd be good, man But I can tell you now if you're not taking no, bro It's gonna be the same question with same answer when you come in dude My you fuck you I'll bet I'll bet by the end of this month, right? I'll bet you I'm like up on like your level like work and that like you watch we'll be fucking We'll be fucking running out managing the joint date No worries, boss, what was your name boss? Tyler Tyler will taller fucking lovely chatting you bros. I'll have a fucking feeling we'll be seeing more of each other bros But anyway, I'll let you get back to work bros because like I know he's busy in that And I'm always like thinking about like fuck like they must be like doing fucking burgers and shit So I'll I'll be quick, but I'm just letting you know, bros I'll fucking be around because I love kc and seriously. I reckon I'm fucking bored for the fucking job All right, bros, I'll chat to you fucking later on bros. Happy bloody seven, bro See you talk. See you tolsi Oh But I'm gonna I'm gonna just I'm think the next thing with the prank Horses I'm gonna try and line up a job interview as that character So every week I'll call fucking two or three and I won't stop until I I have a legitimate crack at a job interview every And we'll go for the website. We'll film it in a vlog You actually going once someone actually tells them and we'll put the audio we'll put the audio on the podcast To see your dogs doing this out. So yeah, that's the plan with the prank holes and we'll fucking um stay true to yourself I guess is the message that we want to spread Stay true to yourself and always have a goal Michael shit with the door open exactly Where Best We're the best We're the best boys in the world We're the best We're the best boys. We're the best boys. We're the best. We're the best We're the best Fucking clap You dance monkey Get up and dance Get up. Yeah, boy