 Man introduce us go. Oh, this is Karen 3 Destination Yeah, I need another Karen movie. I'd say actually I don't need another Wouldn't it be cool? We can rebuild it we have the technology Honestly all you guys could probably make a better Karen movie than that the script is so tight I don't know. It's just I wouldn't want to try and get away from the great Ways to improve it. It's just yeah, you can't fix what's perfect. I think school says he said it was his favorite of the new decade Oh, that's pretty cool new decade. It's cinema. Yeah, it really is a new decade. I'm sorry. We rewind Decade. Yeah, yeah rewind time Both I know both Adam and she'll be upset that rewinds cancelled because no more cringe I Say youtuber you you like you learn to love cringe Part of the economy vessels you merely adopted the crib. I was I am the We had there was many differing opinions on whether or not one or two was the superior Cinema, but maybe three yeah smash both of them out, you know, maybe it'll be that obvious Oh, maybe it'll be so bad that it's obviously the worst. I don't know Could be anything excited. Well enough what I remember about three is like they they cranked it up a bit from the Yeah, of all the final decisions. This is the one that I remember the deaths from the most I don't know what that means I reckon I reckon the people in the premiere chat are like, oh my god metal. I've missed him so much since the accident Oh, mate. What if one of us dies? And we're not here next year Well for those who know what the the big event of this one's gonna be you're excluded for those who don't know Speculate what do you think the big event's gonna be the ending? No, I mean when the credits roll in What is the disaster going to be all the Insighting disastrous event. So first movie was an airplane. Yeah second movie is a highway. So where do you think that leads? Accident we're going slower You know, I realize halfway through this we probably shouldn't speculate to it. Let's just go should we just let's just we go All right, another another thing where people are in some sort of Alrighty three ready to what wait Three two one go fucking shoot it ruin everything. They'll probably remake file decisions on point, right? I wouldn't be surprised man a lot of money. Yeah, they'll call it final destination Oh, yeah, oh my goodness. It's a scary lady That three looks really funny. I don't you said you were watching these when you were when you were growing up in the world Did you have the DVD bonuses for this one? Yes, and I was gonna tell some hilarious stories about it But only when it comes up there's a couple of weird ways in which this film relates to me But I can't say these things. Okay, I gotta wait for the movie to do it It's like that Those things exist you can film Have to get a camera in the machine who wants to do that. Oh stop it Way to talk about CGI those things exist just film it Let's me get really bad like it's hard We're seeing here you could do in CG today, and it wouldn't look so bad. Yeah, this would probably look fine This is more of a time. It looks like a stop motion film Yeah, I know look Ben. I like a movie. It looks like real Lego pieces. There's some textures that you can really get down I don't really know what we're supposed to be gathering from this. It's a circus out there I forgot what she takes photos it makes a slicing sound The sound is like That's me on purpose. Oh, it's definitely on fucking purpose Really concerned about that. Oh, no the V it didn't light up. Do you see for me like guys look look look look look This is die look look look look look look look look To get a deep fried Snickers in a coat before riding devil's flight. Yeah, that might kill me. What does it kill you makes you stronger? Teenage is doing the happy fund writers screaming. He's really Man that looks really bad. There's no such thing as rollercoasters. He can't really record one Well, yeah, you don't want a dark pussy Now that's right there that'll sell some ear books Hey, this is back when sex was allowed to be used to sell this was back when sex was allowed Yeah, for the people in the future. This is when sex was legal sound effect You know, oh, she's gonna go to the different photos and there's gonna be clues Set my people back 50 years 50 years You're not a senior and what are you gonna do about it? Why do you have to be a senior a nice one Take off that stupid hat mom now. You're here. You are a complete bitch if you tell her proof take a shot of this She's capturing our souls till joy. Oh you're to tell them the parents that they're there What a loser what a square what a knock right? So is this a fan that is just for seniors That the black guy dancing with a mask senior Talking Leominus Come on guys walking to my devil hole Which is sucks because I think that's the only part of him that's in this movie. He should have won the scene Who found me in the movie? That's the way it should work Oh, that's pre-java, yeah, that's not what deja vu is What are you talking about Mary? When else you ever gonna see a dick that big I'm looking at one right now Show the dick You graduated like No exit. Oh my god. Oh, no, what am I a lot of time? That's like a fire hazard What do you mean? Oh my god How do you get off the roller coaster the roller coaster gets off You're now this is your house there's an underground complex where you go after you eat the ride and you live there with only other That might be fun Carnies built this country the carnival part of it anyway like this. It's old school. What's that? It'd be my honor Jesus Christ, I think he might be the purve character Who the direct yeah rags you you upset that they're portraying roller coasters to be potentially dangerous Oh, I don't I don't mind. I like roller coasters. I love them. So you're upset on you that they would do this I've been on one My entire life when I was 12 and never again because you're scared Oh, there are kids at this carnival where the devil has like a giant sculpted. I thought it was seniors only It was too hot to show in the finish There you do flash them sweet sweet titties when we go to the loop. What is your problem? How does the envision her doing that from that angle he's a hopeful dude, okay, he's just where there's a will there's a way My god, it's the devil no devil semen Yes, it's reddish and sticky. That's because it's not gone. You're not you're right. That is not You're like that's not how There's nothing else to comment on yet Like blood because it's the devil Yeah, the thing in the movie is definitely the gum. I mean, let's be honest everybody who ever watched this film at this point Come on die For most people it's not a universe where gum is really flimpy. That's true. That's true. Most universes can coexist There's nothing about flimpy gum that negates the first thing There's no This property was owned by universal. Do you think they'd have a final destination themed roller coaster in the park? Uh, wouldn't that be crazy? Oh god, I can't watch this every year. They'll be fine right here If you can't watch this part then yeah, good luck with when we get to gonna be in trouble with the rest of the movie There's stuff just like a massive board meeting at the start of every one of these rides It's like how we're gonna kill loads of people at the beginning probably. Yeah You put them in multi-passenger metal box like the other films I wish they would just get to the top of that the cards just all explode Like we maybe do something more inventive and they're like why this got the job done Oh, no, I don't know. It's the devil's blood hydraulics leading. I mean everything seems fine to me We're all having fun. The coaster seems to be functional. Herbert is the only one who survives any Maybe he's a necrophiliac. Oh, yeah, no, it's my time I guess you have to assume that was death doing that death. Oh my god What are they playing in this makes it fun? I wouldn't even know what's wrong. Oh, oh, oh, shit. That's not good Wouldn't you say this is more fun more thrilling? Oh Oh my goodness everything's going wrong. Oh my god. Oh my god. Everything's going wrong. Oh, they've still got plenty of wheels See, they'll be fine That's just one wheel. Maybe you have a lot. Yeah, see okay. Another two are gone, but they still have like 10 wheels The two of them went on. Oh, bye I was gonna say the rest of them fine. Oh my goodness. Say they flew off. Oh my god. Oh, no, no, no, just hang on buddy. You'll be fine Legend Hold on. Oh my god. Okay. Nightmare. I will say The lack of wheel is troubling Oh, that's not a great place to stop guys. No, no, no, no. This is not where you want to stop You might be able to survive Oh, no, it's a farfall. Wow loses pretty pretty This is Wait, so we've only got two characters left now. Damn everybody got killed and she will memorize the order What the oh my god, oh god What the fuck this looks terrible. You'll be fine Oh my goodness gracious. It didn't actually happen yet. Oh, so we're fine This Oh, no gum. Oh gum They usually give it a bit more time and things to notice, you know, if she only noticed the gum just gum I wouldn't believe a person freaking out. No, I really wouldn't I don't write Yeah, I could assume this is common. Yeah, you know, that's why it makes it so scary because there's probably people that are like No, I don't want to and people probably just press the button anyway He just said that she's trying to get attention like it's gonna crash the hydraulics the coaster Man, she's just trying to get some fucking attention. You know what? You're a real piece of shit Lewis she could just be scared of rollercoaster Like what do you mean? She's trying to get it like what dude. Let me off. I gotta make sure she's okay Let me out. Oh, let's go. No original boyfriend is gonna go Surely though. Surely that what happens now is yeah, they fill it up with different people instead Um, yeah, you'd think yeah, I think so but didn't didn't a bunch of this start from Like the hydraulics thing at the beginning because the camera. Yeah, you're right. The camera I don't know. I guess the camera didn't match. Yeah. Yeah. She has a lot with the camera Camera made everything much easier That was way too fast. Yeah It just hits you fast. What if this is another premonition of hers? It's still haven't happened yet. That was shit. That one's way more dysfunctional than the other ones. Yeah So there's a roller coaster in my hometown of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada in the west Edmonton mall And it's it at the time it was the largest indoor roller coaster and it's a lot of fun It's great to go on it backwards. That's the best experience if you want to do it. Anyway, uh, there was a major accident Where it came off the tracks like that On my parents wedding day, my dad was on the roller coaster the day before for the honeymoon Oh, so it was like one day away from me not being born, I guess Damn Yeah, you can look it up people died. So death has been hunting you this whole time. It's not very good, is it? Yeah, unless you like drowned and revived yourself that might although most accidents occur in the home Oh, did you get out of here? Who is death following just her? Who would be all the people that made it? A whole bunch of people got off. Oh, I didn't see that. Sorry my bad How'd you miss that? Oh She just put books in a bid what the fuck Yeah, I like this woman desk you bitch in the hell you're not going to graduation No, thanks. I've had enough funerals then do it for jane care. Do what if you die and then there's nothing then They're just dead and if they are up in heaven with lincoln and gondi I think they really care about our high school graduation. No, who says gondi went to heaven Yeah, gondi went to what an assumption Lincoln went to hell because he freed the slaves Oh man, get it. I'm probably We're going to the tanning salon after this. Um, you're so totally cool if you want to come with and just like talk if you want Here's myself She's okay. She's nice. What? They'll be nice That were being nice. They're a little ditzy, but they were being nice to you They were using their book to keep themselves dry. How will that nice to be rewarded if you're not alone God, I appreciate everyone trying to help. Okay. I really do No, you're not Hey, I'm also trying to be nice. I went online looking for an explanation about what happened And I found out about this high school french class from new york, and I found out wait That's what I mean. What do you mean looking for an explanation of why I guess the who premonition is what he's saying I don't know This is the reason why I kind of like Like the first movie more than all of the other ones because it tried to actually build off a mystery now We just don't care everyone who got off that plane started dying in weird accidents They died in the order they would have if they stay on the plane Now they're basically like yeah, anyway, there's these movies final destination Well, what's really funny about this is like according to these films The only instances of this ever happening are just what we've seen in the movies Like he's like I found these two other times that this has happened Every time we come here. Well, I would just go as far as saying it's unlikely that it started with that guy Nobody's had a premonition until he did Maybe he invented premonition. Maybe that maybe it was his idea and other people just called me again Oh, it's like devs where she's the first person to make a choice. Yeah, shut up You should have called this film series deadly premonition. I was saying you're reminding me of devs Yeah, I'm right. It's the fucking thing This is my good guy like bracelet that grandma left me in her will Hey, my friends are dead you cunt. Yeah, I feel bad I should never have let that right go. I didn't do enough to stop it. I should have done everything I could to stop it And I would give anything to have a second chance, but I never can't Well, so I see we're at the boring part of the movie Look at that on the wall Attached to the wall Look behind her where she's standing on the wall. There's this like a glass with a flower in it That's attached to the wall. You don't have those No, I never seen one of those in my life. They're gorgeous. I only I only have walls Sorry, sorry, it's helping signal a sheet in here. I think that in bats mess with signal. I might go outside Henning beds messing with the signal. She talks okay. Shit. That's her. You know, let's just go outside. We can deal with this ourselves Ramones oh, no the Ramones Okay What the fuck was that like Why is death here? Oh wait I think it's dead a typhoon brand fan. Is death giving a call? Do we ever figure out if it was death or some other force doing that? It'd just be so funny if you death is like this is too easy. Um, hey sunbeds look out Where's the devil's cocking balls? You say to get a cocking balls. Yeah, I think it's oh look That's that's not what anything in the photo. That's not anything What are you looking at? I don't understand what you ocean blur This bed has been cleaned. Are you ready for tanning? Are you are you ready? Are you cleaned? Now correct me if i'm wrong. Were there boobies in the first one? Or was it only the second one? I don't know. I hope they're are we gonna see boobies? We're definitely gonna see boobies. This one is like the booby one Boobies That's why this is the only thing I remember from the movies. I certainly remember. Oh really? Yes. Y'all got booby brain They got cds. Uh cds boobies What are you doing? They're It was even death at this point Oh, they just looked themselves. That's the big question these boobies. Was there ever death? So if it closes, he can just go around to the front, right? It looks it's probably not a very big building. Yeah It's funny how like wildly trashier this film is than the first two Like we had a lot of this at the beginning too. It was like, oh, yeah, the CGI looks worse Well, these are the slug characters and we get to see boobs This song is called roller coaster by the way If you think about that the the initial scene was with a roller coaster as well What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you remember wow, they're really showing those boobs. They found two girls who were just like, yeah Show them I would just feel like I don't know if I'm like a director. I would feel weird because like you're asking them to do this It's like, yeah, they signed on I would personally feel weird about it. Yeah, it's not like a flash at this point. They're just like, yeah, here they are Fucking take a look. What's up? I mean, they're nice. They should be proud. Yeah, they are nice They're wonderful. They are wonderful. I like the smaller ones better personally. Me too. Oh my god. We were made You guys Wait a minute, what does she look I don't see if you think about it these photos are terrible Well, they get locked inside of a tanning. What has to transpire for that to occur Do they even have a locking mechanism? Dunlun. Dunlun. Dunlun. Dunlun. It's like why are you calling them Razor flip? Oh yeah, Razors those things were ubiquitous They can totally remove it One of you just push it and then you're gonna do it. It seems like really easy They just don't understand what's happening though, too stupid I like how it's instantly burning at this moment like it's too hot right now. Oh, it's so hot that it fucking bulb exploded What the holy fuck? Oh, oops. You don't have a doorstop like fuck off. Yeah. Oh my god Oh, really fuck someone up this quickly. Yeah, they accidentally put it on roast chicken instead of tanning Death is having fun, but this guy's life is gonna be ruined. He's not gonna be able to operate a business anymore So, yeah, that was a pretty rough death Need I remind you some people just get their heads chopped off instantly these girls Riddle they're a little ditzy, but they were being nice to you how were that nice God that one's tough Equal in death's eyes equal. How can you say that shut up McKinley do Charlie Manson mid to 70 colesama Still kicking. Oh, no Yeah Political ran at a funeral. This will make me so popular You know, it's always funny when you have a movie like this and there's a funeral scene But everybody seems to be like kind of over it. What the fuck was he gonna kiss her? He's the sex one. Yeah, why not? I don't get it. He was going to a videocaping This movie is like the horny as dead of all three of them. It is definitely It's so weird I had I actually had a dream last night and the only thing I remembered about it was like I had a New Sony handheld product, but it was shaped like a DS Is this You completely talked over why I'm as incredible dream story. Oh, I'm so sorry Remember I listened to it. I heard it. I enjoyed his dream. It wasn't very important. I thought it was very important We loved it very much. Has anybody listening what they were saying because I oh, she's saying oh my shit I really like I believe me now. Oh, okay. Can someone die now? Oh dramatic camera Hey, oh my god Yep, wow They must have had someone go out there and wait for the trees to blow around and they just waited forever And then they green screen the actors into it. No, the trees were CG. Could you not tell that they were like they were bending Unnaturally Oh god Oh god Photographic plate was broken causing the line. They can't be removed exactly where he was shot you see You can't believe every weird thing out there because you're desperate for an answer and took these All right, so if you're just constantly taking photos you can avoid death, I guess To clarify that seems to be what they say it is just like new rules. Yeah, I'll just they should take a photo You can predict your death. It's like why would why? Look she's tired She's a dorkable damn way halfway through nothing really happened come on Why would she carry out Answers your question earlier about like historically has this happened before they talked about Abraham Lincoln I'm sorry like 2003-2006 Keep us on the edge of our seats. Yeah, this is obvious. He's falling off a ladder a rope Maybe he might hang this one like cringe as fuck you just look at images I Could there be anything these prizes or what like he's gonna get crushed by a giant SpongeBob SpongeBob lives under water She said it was really sad that he knows How do you not know that No control there's no control now My truck What the windows driver of this fucking truck this locked the Jump out of the window fucking drive forward. Yeah drive forward fuck up that car in front of you. What is going on? Look who it was look The sex This one is so shit Oh, yeah, I was gonna say should we even talk about what just happened they're like It's just like the car smash the car Hey, buddy, like my car stop it. It's like there's nobody in it I'm just wondering right like death knocking bits and bobs here and there But just having people be stupid is like is that something you do death you just make people stupid and I guess There is no driver that cared he didn't notice that he was backed up into another truck That's weird this is a lesson about ignorance better not knowing no, it's never better staying ignorant The lesson about situational awareness. I think it's a critique of capitalism. That's what I think It's gonna be a hand a really big hand I still don't understand what they're getting out of these photos like they're stretching really hard in each of them You know where we talked about like the ways in which they pad the timeline like I think that's what they're doing for this We look at photos and theorize They also saying are they also saying that like you could predict that 9-11 was gonna happen You know with planes from a photo because there was a shadow of a plane on the building to me That's just like a photo that was taken like seconds before 9-11 and that was the plane Are there any more pictures from the roller coaster. Oh my god. Oh a fan get it. Oh, thank you. I was there I know what happened reminding you well wait So she took these pictures before she got the vision the clues for how the people would die if you followed through on that vision We're there before you got on Yeah, it's almost like death knew that she would subvert it exactly and then let the clues for how you would die If you subverted it were there before you subverted it. What if you didn't get the vision? You're just dead and like that was relevant. Well, that's the thing free if you look at all the photos of you You can determine how you would have died from all of them if some people didn't get off You know like what if what if some of the people that you took pictures of didn't bring you all the photos have rollercoasters in them as well Rollercoaster heading to his head and she's like, oh my god, it's obvious now If you look closely at this photo of Abraham Lincoln taken seconds before He died you'll notice that there's a revolver pointed at the back of his head Okay, it's got that hammer and the weight looks like it's coming down on his head state's team is called the sultans We have to tell him show them these pictures You all crack It's just two swords All sorts of back well there's gonna be the one lucky So this is the death that gives us the subversion right because we're they're trying to set up the swords thing Really clearly but turns out it's a different thing that happens and then they're like, oh no It was that other thing. I mean with all the focus that gave the swords it would make sense to try and subvert us, right? Yeah, but maybe the subversion is that it actually was the swords and not the bear exactly You know keep an eye on both of those swords. Even though they're the only thing that could happen It's the bear with swords. Oh my goodness gracious. It's a swordsman bear Oh, so angry those swords are not well Yeah, so I think I remember when I first saw this I was just like who cares those swords fall off They look blunt as fuck. I'm like they're not gonna hit anyone. There's no one beneath them What a stupid water fountain Wow The Bruins passed on Yeah They're all so angry Oh, I guess you've never been to a gym wherever It's all going Those swords are sharp enough to cut through Yes, yeah, they are apparently sharp enough to cut through that shit. Fuck yeah, I just win baby. I just win Okay So it was both Right, it was both not the swords and technically the swords, you know, it's yeah, it's 50. Yeah What it was the bear and the sword and the well, so the bear I think that was just a distract us What did that guy do though and the guy dropped the weight and then the weight made the thing shake. Yeah. Oh, okay On the two disc dvd for this film, there's a choose your own adventure option on disc two Oh, yeah, and I I did it once and basically it was like, okay Normal parts at the beginning happened or whatever I chose to like go Warn the guy at the gym and instead of it happening like this scene where it's like Oh, there's a lot of build up and then this rubed goldberg machine Literally these two characters just show up at the gym and he's like, hey, how's it going? And then it just cuts to that last part of his head exploding like nothing built up to it. It was so weird Yeah, because like the whole choose your own thing is like some of the choices literally changed nothing at all It was just like what's the point in like asking me they filmed some extra footage I guess for the dark pictures for reference. Um, I don't know if you remember the sunbed one You can make it so that they put the temperature lower one of the girls gets out But then the other one still gets locked in and burns to death while the other one gets hit on the head So hard she just dies they filmed some extra scenes. I guess to try and be like this would be fucking great People will love this. It was like, uh, it's shit, but okay Hello, babies. Uh-oh. Hi jump. Oh, you're being close animals. What is your problem? Wow, fuck. Yeah What a asshole. I hope you die. I hope you die. You're bad person Winnie and Kevin. Gooch just said hello God I'm working the night shift at home to pot. Let me get this straight. I'm gonna OD on nail polish Ian is gonna be embarrassed to death. Oh my doesn't the spooky that the lights said that don't you believe us? Oh my god, guys, what's going on? All right, that's crazy. Why would you do that? You didn't hear the story yet? No, you say did you know? You got a premonition about their mental health. Okay If if death were in this scene watching him do that, he's like, that's not what I do. I do that's that's tacky That's tacky and lame. I don't do that We're now three for three final destination films involving electrical outlets next to water Right They were just like, please stop putting electrical shit next to water. That'd be great if you do Yeah, it feels like we give they give way less of a shit this time around about like the paranoia or shit like every Yeah, and I need to yeah Fringy, what if that's us after two of these movies now we have become The movie though They've been pranked not for her own safety, you know The problem I've had with it is that it hasn't been very reasonable paranoia a lot of the time a lot of the stuff that's going here in it's just bizarre Those banners they're in the picture. Hey, watch those boxes Whoa, watch them what? Why didn't you do that? What the fuck man? You said those boxes were falling. No, I said watch the boxes Well, if they did fall, what were they gonna do? I was gonna say you'd be pretty safe up there Yeah, maybe show up to work sober jackass. Yeah, like remember in the first movie the guy like tried to safety proof a whole like cabin Yeah, not very well, but yeah, like he would really didn't want to die That's something I could see somebody doing who didn't want to die. Well, yeah Second movie shoes in a mental Had a room over the tv for some reason when you have two successful films in a franchise The third film is more or less just an obligation Because it doesn't really matter what happens here people people watch it. It says three What does that mean for four and five before they pretend doesn't happen by not including four in the title The implication of like, oh, this one's one too many and then five. It's like, oh, this one's fine again I mean if Wendy never had that premonition Of the playing hard Did she push him what did she put in there a magnet What the fuck is happening dude, this is gonna scare people out of going to home depot Oh, no Oh Okay, the angle of this one is just they keep showing you things that could do stuff and they're like, isn't that scary? Why are you sorry doing here right now? I don't know. He's he's responsible for a lie. Oh, this is so retarded I hate this thing this liquid would be entertaining and painful because this fucking Nuked the building. I don't know. He didn't even get Wow No, he's that much of a gift for the cat. He's gonna leave it for somebody else. There's cats there and they love it Just picture death is in the little driver's seat like Let's hang out in the saw blade detection guys Oh, no hammers I like how he can say notice this Yeah, how do you hear this? I guess the soul blade is so loud that they're not hearing Does he cut all the wood they sell like what is he doing? I don't know. What is he doing? Let's just say, you know the death does have a conscious plan and that it's been set into motion This is like the longest build-up to a death No No tension and one of the least interesting characters that yeah barely focused on like what is this annoying golf kid Don't you want to we haven't spent much time with any of these people? Yeah Yeah, nobody gives a shit. I don't know if the laws are crazy how they made a test in boring What if the last in line were to make the utilitarian choice kill themselves Hey, it's gonna save Five skipped lives. I don't see why that would you would ever assume that was weird If we kill the person at the end and death will stop it's like, huh? Why would it do that? I don't know if we kill ourselves then death can't do it first No, just he said the one at the end. That's it. It saves the rest of them. Just like why would you assume that right? No, I had a new idea. Oh my god. Everyone just killed Oh so many ideas. It's a dust devil. A sawdust devil I see how did the ladder break what? Oh my god, so much wood flying at my face That's like a heavy fucking wood. It's like a deck of cards What the fuck? Why did that happen? I don't think it's that bad as a special effect though. That looks good because it's I mean, why would it go out that far? No, there's no fucking way. She's supposedly still alive Yeah, she was making noises too Now she's dead. All of that led to that? Yep. 70% of that was wasting my time It's so disconnected So well, so that's the problem We've become so iterative now that the makers are like we'll bait them with all this bullshit And then we'll just kill them with a fucking nail gun We're just surprised them like the only one that had the build up or tried to was a The sunbathing one, but even then it feels weaker than in the other movies And that one still had the stupid fucking shelf that just happened to fall in the perfect way They got like the most painful death. They did they did That's how horror movies work if you get naked you die a painful death I think we should encourage people getting naked. There shouldn't be some kind of punishment for it I never wear clothes except for the sheet. I like how she just said we can beat this. We're so close No, so far everyone died except one You're not close at all Yeah, how are you judging this? People died, maybe you should just stay at home. We're not doing well I don't remember who we've got left I'm gonna peek if this is a boring scene. I'll be right back So what if we go out to lay in the middle of a field somewhere and you just lay down Sun will be in you. That's the sun. Oh my god. Why do we need to watch two more of these? Oh geez For me it's because of that centennial thing and I could really use my good luck Okay, it's like now it's my precious. Oh, are they actually implying that that shit was protecting her? What? Remember she was saying it's a lucky fucking grandma's charm or some shit. Oh my god. Why would she be perfect? Why would it matter? She's lost in line, right? Well, I was gonna say what the fuck does death care about your little charm? He's like, no it's true Yeah, if she's lost in line, it wouldn't matter. Yeah, exactly She's now realized this girl was on the the roller coaster unless she would have died Yeah, and she just took a bracelet back. So that's gonna kill her. Well, maybe maybe they weren't implying the lucky bracelet could protect you But I mean they did explicitly say it's like it's good for you or whatever That's a really weird thing to add to the franchise. Hey, it's a little bit superstition, right? Don't walk on her letters, okay? Hello, do you remember julie being on the roller coaster? No, the person sitting behind enan erin was wearing the exact same charm bracelet I gotta find julie. She went to the tricentennial thing. Well, I'm here now working security And in a sense this movie is just like catching up with the first movie because as soon as they stop all the death or whatever Just like, yeah, you guys are still in the same problem as the first movie. Remember in the second movie They actually try to address that to make it a little bit more interesting Yeah, because obviously goth kid has been skipped now. Wait. No, he hasn't he could have been the next one, right? No, he's been skipped because that was she saved him. Oh Okay, so it went to his girlfriend When the planks are gonna fall on him she tackled him Uh, true these photos are hilarious Maybe I'm just really bad at taking pictures Wait, McKinley No, but it feels like a clue yours is the picture that I took when I flashed the camera in your face It's all out of focus and overexposed Like a firework went off in my face I mean it could fucking be anything. I don't know. Hello. Hello is it fireworks? Hey Okay, well then leave. How about you just stop going to major events where explosions? It's gonna be so down Look, look it's him. This is the fireworks. I'm gonna do it right now. What do you mean? Just go away I can defeat the fireworks. Yeah, I hope the fireworks win Oh, no, that's fucking with the radio again. He's really bold It's really popular someone walking by dude. No, that's a car It's a it's a road There's speed walking Oh my god, a wolf. Oh, no, don't hit the wolf. He's a good character That was a spooky wolf that ran into the road. Do the implication is the wolf was gone now He's the wolf from fantastic mr. Fox. He's just you know, yeah, he's like, I love the british are coming. Oh, shit The british are coming. Oh my god. Yeah, why did you come here? Yeah, why does this is where you come? The british should be allowed to come anywhere. I think I mean with a reason There's no said they haven't invented prop swords in this universe. They're all real soon. Yeah I like he's the concept of a dull sword. It's just unacceptable. He's just Franklin he could just leave now. It is hopeless and lightning. Fuck you No Okay, oh my god, what a terrible parking job you deserve The sparklers leave him alone you're gonna get yourself killed He's seriously like working here. I don't care if he works they leave leave. He's been hanging out all day So you got the stomach bug He didn't fucking rest out against that at all. No, not at all. I'm gonna tell me that's like a real loaded cannon There's no such thing as prop weapons in this universe. They haven't they're all real. Oh, yeah The final destination three they just killed the actuals. You're not gonna knock that cannon ball over those things way Those things are those things are happy as fuck. You three need to come with me. What do we do? Look, it's free unsafe to do it. All right. I'll tell you about it as soon as we get away from you Yeah, grabbing you're under arrest. I have the authority to do this. Hey carrots I got it. Someone worked really hard on those carrots. Yay fireworks play. Oh, yay. It's darker. Oh jeez. I hope nothing bad happens Sweet I'm going insane Is that horse gonna kick one of those guys? I hope so. There's so much animal abuse in this film Yeah, I was about to say this is the cruelty to animals You fool. Oh god. Oh no Oh, I don't know like oh my god. The fact that you have the horse there and you're setting off fireworks in the first place is fucking stupid Like it doesn't matter that there's a firecracker. The horse would probably do that from the fireworks that are happening You're in danger. Okay. I'm trying to explain something. Let me explain This is you. Oh like she did before remember everybody. Oh, she's gonna die by horsey Yeah, oh my god What the fuck? Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. So is this attempt, is this attempt two from death then? Because she was knocked out of the way How was that raptor on her? She should be dead. Don't shoot that horse. It's white Oh, good job guys. Real fucking good job. Take it off your neck. This is broken. Your neck is broken. I'm sorry. Yeah, your neck probably gone. You're dead already. This is ridiculous. But he was so fast. Yeah, how did he catch up to him when he was behind it? Is he faster than a horse? Maybe he took a shortcut. So he's next, right? You have to tell me who was sitting next to you on the roller coaster. Oh, damn, this horse. I know. Dude, that's the pale horse of death. It didn't mean you have to tell me who was sitting next to you on the roller coaster. Oh, you're about to become. What the fuck was all that? I guess she was also on the fucking roller coaster. That was bad. This horse is kill count, bro. He's racking it up. Oh, he's going to be a shooter. I mean, look at him. So, yeah, just FYI, he's still convinced that if he kills her, it saves the rest of them for some fucking reason. Do it. I guess this is unique from this movie. One of them goes insane and wants to kill the others. He looks like Onision. He has Onision energy. I could totally see Onision doing this. Like a crazy person. If you just stay away, then it'll all be over. It skipped me. For me, it is over. I'm not dying ever. Oh, my God, he's going to die. He's going to die. Yeah, come on. Even if that tips over, it's not getting 90 degrees, right? Oh, shit, wait. Never mind. Well, there's one more. There's one last one. So if you think of the logic there, she's just been attempted and she dodged it, but she dodged it herself. Yeah. So now the list resets. You see? I'm not going to die. I don't understand how she could save her own life, though. It seemed to be an unwritten rule of this shit that you had to be saved by somebody else. Yeah. There's also lots of uninvented rules as of yet. I would like to point out. Well, we've got another 10 minutes at least. This is heaven. Oh, hey, a subway. They're singing this song. Yeah. So did death make him sing that song? It helps out. The universe is telling you something. Well, so you can't help but feel awkward as a Final Destination hyperfan, which we all are. We're like, wait a minute. If the list just reset and it's been, why did death stop trying to kill you five months? Just look at that to singly at her. It's like the first movie, I guess. Over the first movie, when the list reset, there was a gap when it reset. You know what I mean? Like, it went up to the last guy and then it reset over five months. But this one killed golf kids straight away. So now it's just like there's a five-month gap for just reasons. It just happened sometimes, I guess. Yeah. Just long enough for you to think that you're probably safe, maybe, for some reason. Death likes to do a little trolling. Oh, look, all of these ads represent how people died throughout the movie. How fucking dumb is this? Did death work for an advertising agency? Did death craft this specifically just to be like, this is going to be so funny when she realizes. This is Booth Street. The next stop is the end of the line. Oh, that is awesome, Tony Todd. Yeah. Thank you, Phil. The end of the line. Oh, boy. Set it twice in case you didn't catch it the first time. They're like, the next stop is the end of the line. Oh, it's important. You know, people need to get off the train. Yeah, they really need to get off the train. Landy, next stop after this. Let's just walk. It's freezing out. Yeah, but the air will feel good. I'll get you some air. And you know what, Grace? You asked for this. At the beginning, you said you wanted a subway. Here's your fucking subway. I didn't say I wanted a subway. It's great this cosplay. With their BS subway. Wow. Yeah, you get begging for the subway. Finally, they've done it. A little ratty. Look at the guard. Oh, my god, rat. Oh, look at the guard. Oh, that's on his kitchen. Wow, it's like birthing on the rat. More animal abuse. I hoped Andy Bar. This is it. Yo, yo, coming through. Uh-oh, you're not allowed to leave. Hi, they're so rude. Oh, my god, I can't believe this. No, no, no. You wanted to leave. We're going to die together. You wanted to leave. No, she met her friend. Oh, I forgot that I didn't want to die. You forget. You wanted to. Oh, my god. Not to die, lol. They do this a lot in this nation, just coincidences in terms of everyone meeting up. And I think we're supposed to believe death is somehow orchestrating this. This is like how? He's a crafty lad. It's a great premise, because if you want to do something contrived, hey, that was dead. That was totally dead. Shut up. How about death and God are the same? Oh, controlling everything. Let's call him again. There's a free will. Yes. Let's call him God. Commander Shabbos. God is coming for you. No rat run. But they left already, like a while ago. That shouldn't matter at all. This is the fuck animals movie. You know what's going to happen? Really? That rat's going to get fucked. Well, not fuck animals. Movie with Zootopia. No, no, no. Let's not go that way. Rat Jam. He dropped at candy bar at the station. They left like a minute ago. Like what? Yeah, that was a long way back. Like nothing should happen here. Hey guys, this is Julie and I. What are the odds? Wow. Yes. But you see death orchestrated this thing. Death is the conductor of your mind. Two of the trains. No, rat. No. No, come on. What are you doing? Nairu. What? Oh, what? No. He could be alive. He could be alive. The rat could be alive. Let's just hope the rat made it. Let's make snowfall. So it'll just grind down the tunnel and then stop, right? Yeah, it'll be fine. How did it have room? Wait, how is this? Wait, where are we? This is an elaborate. What? My God. Elaborants of dreams. This is a freaky accident. What's clearly a toy? Oh, there she goes. Oh, no. Oh, it got exploded. Okay. What? I don't even really know what that was, but all right. This is a confusing headache. Definitely. Oh my God. Oh, shit. Well, hey, it was fast. How are you still moving? Yeah, what the fuck? What is happening? This is the longest crash happening. How did we get here? There you go. Mary was a little bit of a bull is fine. Wow. This is so many people dead now that before. Yeah. Yeah. Was it worth it, Mary? Maybe this accident was already going to happen and death just shuffled the ball into it. I guess I think that's what we're supposed to believe. Yeah, I said in truth that there is like ripple effect. Do you have lists and stuff? No. Oh, is there a train coming? Oh, just roll. Roll out of the way. Yeah, fucking hurry up. Oh my goodness gracious. That was one of those premonitions. Oh, well, this one's unfair. She can't do anything about it. Yeah. She can't do anything about this. Is he stop buttons on trains? Yes, she can. That's the most. Oh, that's not emergency brakes. It's like emergency. Meet me at the next stop, policeman. Are we going to get out? It's not working. I said emergency brake though. It's not working. I guess that's not working. We saw it once. Her premonition was pointless. Wow. What was that? That's the end? That music. That music. Did they run out of credit? I distinctly remember when I first saw this after having seen the first two. I was like, what was the point of that? That was just the first one, but terrible. Yeah. No. That was shit. That was really the worst. Yeah, it was really the worst. Really bad. Like they really thought the pictures thing was just amazing. They were like, oh, it's so fucking interesting, isn't it? You can spot the deaths in the pictures? It's like, no. It's like, I think it could have been interesting. Whoa. No. No, no, I'm with Jay. I'm with Jay. They could have done it better. They could have done a cool idea with the pictures, but that's the thing. It's about the execution of the ideas. If we had some time to look at these pictures as an audience, just start to kind of piece together some of these things. That's not the part I'm critical of. I agree. Rax is right. I am right. That's not the part I'm critical of. Jay is right. How do you implement them in a way that doesn't just make complete cringe? That death gives you clues through pictures of yourself? How does that even work? We've already done that twice. We've done that twice. Yeah. Death always gives clues. Death gives you clues. No, premonitions is a different... Like, that's fine with me, but literally taking a photo of yourself at any point will give you a prediction on your next likely way to die? No, they already had the reflections of buses showing up early and stuff, right? For me, all of that's like the perception of apparently a mystical person that has some kind of connection with death or something, right? Like, you can write that off, but pictures of stuff everyone can look at and apparently they predict exactly how you will die next. Do all the pictures of you do that? Well, here's the thing. They went too far with some of the pictures, like the plain shadow on the 9-11 thing. It should have been more subtle, but when it comes to, like, remember in the second one? That's how that building died. In the second movie, when you had the hook hands shadow man, everyone could see that, right? So that's a thing that really exists. It's not just someone's perception of it. It's a real thing that everyone's looking at. My primary cringe is... So if I take a photo of you rags just behind a white wall and then like your death is going to be getting crushed by a car or something, am I always going to have a defective camera that'll make it so the image of a car is on there? Well, no. I'll have to be in front of the white wall or else you won't see me. But if you took a picture of me in front of a white wall, I mean, it depends, because if we're running with the previous films, ideas of strange weird clues that could lead you to stuff, there's no reason it had to be worse. I still think it's too cringe for me. Well, I don't know. I think the photo... Because you have like ghost photos and ghost shows. That's totally chill. That's totally chill with me. The idea there is that there's a ghost actually around the photo. Oh, truth seeker, you look so good. Oh, shut up. Stop. You brought up devs. I get to do this. No. So the reason why the dev ones aren't working for me is just because I don't know how... Why wouldn't it show up in all photos? Why these ones specifically? And even if you said like... Because before the big accident, it's like, why would that be the restriction? How does that make any sense? I'm trying to make sense of this. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not saying they did it well. That's the thing. I'm not saying they did it well. I'm pausing. I don't know how you don't... Like, I don't know how it doesn't enter cringe every time you try and make it so that death can send signals to any... Meanwhile, ghost stuff. I actually like it when you've taken loads of photos and you see one where you're like, whoa, there's some kind of weird shadow over you in this one. And it's like, ooh. This isn't a ghost. This is like... Yeah. Yeah. Like, this is like... Agreed. Destiny-based death. Agreed. That's why the ghost weirdness doesn't... Can we just talk about how fucking boring and dumb the beginning death scene was? Yeah. Every Home Depot scene was boring. Like, they managed to make the deaths boring in this film. That's an achievement. Like, holy shit. At least those were something to look forward to in the other ones. Make it clear. What is the difference between an interesting and a boring death for those homebrew listening? The Home Depot one just took forever. We didn't care about the characters. It's not like a familiar setting where you're like, oh, I'm scared of this happening in like a personal, relatable way. I guess the thing is implausibility. Yeah, that's what I think the key component is rather than... It's like bullshit here. I don't like the tanning bed to actually have a cook setting. Oh, no, no. They don't... No, no. It wasn't a setting. It was that they were getting too much power. Well, it glitched up. Well, it wasn't power. It was going into... I think it was also that I don't see the world where somehow you knock off a shelf that locks you into a tanning bed. Whereas like, I can see the world where you slip and like hurt yourself seriously in the bottom. Yeah. Because if I'm in a tanning bed, make it as like one does, I'll be like, oh, I want to push this up and leave. Oh, there's a piece of wood. All right, the wood's gone. I'll leave now. Do they want us to believe that they like... They're just telling us they couldn't see where the people were going? Yeah, that they were cooking too much to even focus on what was happening. I feel like just their wobbling around would not get free. You needed something heavier. You needed something really big and heavy on one of them. And one of the girls was able... This will help you stretch out the movie in a good way to make it where you do one at a time and then the next girl, where one of the girls is inside and the other girl can't lift the heavy thing up. And so like, she's traumatized because her friend just got, you know, staked inside of there. Yeah, maybe. Something, but yeah. You've got to kind of go either way. It needs to be super absurd and be in an absurd, silly movie. Or it needs to go with the angle that, yeah, this is really spooky. It could actually happen. Very relatable, believable deaths that could happen to you right now. Yeah, like the build-up to the wait scene was the groupiest hell. That was all shit. But it still is kind of scary. To be like, you can get crushed by weights by working out. They could have done that a lot better. They could have done something that could actually happen with weights that doesn't involve bears and swords. Yeah, completely. Because they absolutely agree. Or just not cause they caught her. There's a lot of tension and a lot of heavy, I guess, somethings. Yeah. What I said earlier is like, the effects looked really bad. And that could be adding a lot to this, like whether consciously or subconsciously is like, a roller coaster death sequence in a final destination film could work in a really not only entertaining but realistic, like there could be something fun to have happen from that. And again, these are things that have happened in real life, maybe not as long and drawn out, but like just the effects looked so bad and it was just so poorly filmed. It makes it more boring, less realistic, like less invested when it's like, okay, I'm just watching a computer. I'm not watching like the characters. You know, like what is it? The vibe of the first one to me felt like it was people trying to fight death in terms of avoiding his attempts to kill them. But the big twist at the end is he's still coming for you. The second one was like, he's still coming for us. How do we defeat him? We defeat him with a, you know, a difficult thing. It's like, okay. But that one is like, we reset back to one and they, quote unquote, think they've beaten him, but then they all died. And so again, it's just like, yeah, okay. Yeah, it feels like not as much progress was made in this film. It's a weird feeling. It feels like a story. Yeah, we've known more than the characters for the entire thing. So it becomes this realization of, they've given up as writers. Yeah, this really is now just, we watched them die the movie. That's all we're going to be doing now. Yeah. Yeah. What do you want? Well, I mean- This has been from place to place and every time they went there and arrived, it's like, here we found this thing. Look at this. Like, oh, you're all crazy. Oh no, they died. Okay, let's go to the next ones. Yeah. That's a boring dialogue. This is also- Oh, look at this crazy. Oh, are you on crack? Oh no, I'm dead. Like, oh, cool. There's a cool angle in the first one of the, our protagonist is desperately trying to help everybody while incriminating himself more and more in this game. Yeah, I was about to say that too. As much as I don't love the first film, it's like, there is something there. It provides some sort of conflict. Yeah, it doesn't fill up time in a way that feels like they're just, like, struggling to find out ways to do it. You know deaths where, like, something big falls on a person and they just get squished? We've had a couple, I think, now in the three films. They don't really do anything for me. Just kind of like, all right, there he goes. I, like, rate the deaths on how badly they make me go, oh, remember in the second one when, like, some guy literally just got chopped in half, like, cleanly? Like, that was pretty, like, Yeah, the guy we like to go chop into, like, three different pieces. Yeah, maybe that's another thing I don't like about these is there is no sense of the worse you are. Your behavior can somehow influence the deaths you have, you know? It's like, it's not satisfying. Yeah, like, the guy who was, like, a super jerk, he died basically instantly. And then the people who were actually, the girls who were, like, trying to be nice to her, they get horrific, drawn-out deaths. They were slumps. Well, it's almost as if they got their titties out and that's why. Like, it's like, which is weird, because that's it, because... Well, you might say that's weird, because getting your titties out is a positive. It is a positive. I'm pro at that. Especially if you're in a tanning booth. Yeah. The closest next asshole, I guess, would be the black guy who's just aggressive and didn't believe anybody and even got into fights. He got his head blown up straight away, just like that. Instantly dead, yeah. He didn't even know he died. Yeah, he didn't know he died. He just popped existing in one moment and that was it. Final destination three out of ten. Yeah, I think it's lower than that, maybe. Final destination three out of ten. There's not much value to get out of this movie at all. Yeah, that one was kind of lame. I would give this lower, but I think that it would be inaccurate to how low a film can go. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, you're right. I think that there are lower films. It can get much worse than this was. It was shit, it was bad, and it doesn't respect the series. It was just bad, that's the thing. It doesn't respect the movies. At the same time, it was successful in the sense that it was just a dumb watch people dying. Yeah, it changed what it was. It's not good, but it was kind of successful at doing that in some ways. It could have done a much worse job at that if that's what it wanted to be. I can agree with that. Well, thank you so much for listening, everybody. Oh, wait, what about characters in this one? I guess we really talked about it. Characters? Yeah, what? Yeah, there wasn't any. It was just Mary Elizabeth Winston. Yeah. In the first two, we had characters who had traits and things. Oh, no, there was Sexman. Sexman, that's true. Boobie girl, no sex man. I mean, a lot of time was establishing that he was a perv. And then he just dies and we don't even know or thought it was anything like that. Yeah, he doesn't even die because of his perviness. He dies at random when he's in a live room at a restaurant. Yeah, he didn't even know that. I didn't even know that he knew it happened. He knew it happened. No, he pried not. It probably just went through his brain and the rest was a show. He died from only fans. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, god. What did you bring me?