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Welcome back to someone said something to me once and now I'm doing it for absolutely no reason other than I don't know just for fun uh someone asked me to turn myself into a disco ball which I wasn't super keen on because I already covered my whole face in rhinestones and I feel like that's very similar and then I was like you remember a couple weeks ago when I did a mukbang but it was only my mouth and I wore an entire green screen suit if I wear that and only my head is the disco ball now I'm on board welcome to today how's your day going anyways I'm gonna start gluing these onto my head after I put on some silver paint and then I'm just gonna go twirl around in front of a green screen and if this doesn't work I'm gonna be pissed I decided to save you all the time of watching me put on my bald cap because at this point it's just part of my get ready with me process so what are you what was that face I said oh fuck yeah I did myself quietly so I found like small little shards of glass no they're small little mirror pieces you look like the tin man thank you I'm gonna get my money's worth out of this green screen suit I think you might have already done that but go off so how's everyone's day good great wonderful amazing so it's mine isn't this your favorite way to spend quality time yeah this is this is what quality time is now yeah you remember when we took the love languages test and I said that mine was mostly quality time this is the quality time that I'm looking for you helping me paint myself can I tell people that my girlfriend's a body painter yes you know what I'm gonna start telling people that like when I go across customs what do you do man whenever you say that you make youtube videos or something there's always like 75 follow-up questions all of which are mildly insulting I'm just gonna start telling people I'm a body painter and then when they say what kind of body paint you say well I'm not wearing any clothes right now this is a big body paint I'm glad I didn't shower before I did this I already feel disgusting am I looking silver you look like the silver former surfer are you calling me old and out of shape no I'm just saying you wouldn't be wrong but what the hell you're saying you don't look like you're currently surfing how do you know I don't wake up at every day at 4 a.m and go surf some fucking sick waves because that's when we go to sleep I fuck you I'm going to attempt to use lash glue because this weekend is the 4th of July and as much as I would really like to adhere these strongly to my face I would also like to have face skin this weekend you know to enjoy myself the thing that makes a disco ball a disco ball is that these have to be like perfectly aligned they can't just be wherever they need to be organized it's a job for a burgo it's very hard to do this with gloves on I did get these little gem stickers this kind that has like wax on the end that you can stick but those leave like nasty little marks on them and I don't want that I want nice clean mirror effects so that when we go to shine some light on me I'm looking hot I don't want to look like a dusty nasty old disco ball that somebody left in the fucking basement after the 70s I want to look like a hot fresh 2019 disco ball okay nice after a good start y'all see me this weekend and I'm just completely broken out know that this was worth it cries in lash glue this looks tight as I just realized that the sun is shining onto my mirrors that shining into this mirror that shining back into my mirrors and it's like really starting to hurt my eyes a little I feel like we're gonna run out of these yeah me too but we bought them out this is all they had we're just gonna have to disco with what we got disco with what we got good title thank you that's the video see you guys later we're not gonna lie it's actually really tough looking right all right i'm gonna attempt to do nose part nose part nose part nose part these are sharp reserve your judgment until i'm finished we do have some bigger pieces for like the back of my head but I really care about the illusion of the front of my head you know like I need to be popping up here it's like me when I go out you know like if my outfits whatever as long as my face be popping we good sweatpants but full face the makeup still says the same thing to me ow oh they're sharp build it I can't suffer for the art what art boy where you see art I think it's going well you look like that hi i'm dad and I'm punk and this is the property brothers I'm feeling a really fucking good beach hell yeah don't make me laugh poop poop they're gonna fall off if you do that Julian is that a weed calling the police what if this is what the police looked like put your fucking hands up at party beach are you impressed that's hot yeah it's rewind time I can't laugh look at all don't fucking say yeah at me like that yeah this independence say we need to remember what will smith and Jeff Goldblum did for this country by watching the documentary independence day wow will smith say when he went to the wild wild west he said yee yaw rewind time by the way Julian and I have I don't know how we decided but we just decided that we're gonna watch every nick cage movie ever made so every night before we go to bed we turn one on and they're so fucking bad wow what this is beautiful thank you what do you think so far let's see let's give a good look yep your disco ball what do you think you look like I think once I get the rest of my head done and we really pull it literally full circle I'm gonna be excited he was a skater boy she was something completely different he was a boy she was the disco ball let me get any more of you use my glue oh my god wow good wow or bad wow not sure yet that was dramatic you're dramatic I understand now maybe a little bit why our parents generation don't really understand our generation see they're sticking to my fingers because of these stupid gloves but if I did this first and then put the suit on after they don't come off well Julian I think I've gotten as far as I can by myself I need you to step in we are rapidly running out of small ones we called two Michaels like these are the only Michaels near us these are as many as we could find we really bought all of them we can find so we're gonna start using these larger ones in the back and we might have to skip over the top because I do want to spin you know my dream is to spin I mean I'm looking pretty great I'm honestly I've never looked better thank you for helping me Julian you're a true friend just a friend though yeah like the effect is there and that's all that I care about shall I go outside and gleam in the sun for a while and make everyone fucking jealous as hell I think so oh you're making like a disco oh my god do that's actually so dope just enjoying myself how do I look stunning thank you I know I'm like a natural yeah does it look cool in the sun yeah it looks so whoa what it like it looks so crazy when it reflects the light it looks so sad what if I gotta eat this yeah I mean it's scary but it looks I want to see what it looks like on the green screen because I want to twist and turn and be a disco ball where do you want to go first I want to go to a party I am the party I want to be the party you know what I'm saying oh god oh how's everybody doing y'all pay hella money to be here huh what are they doing at that VidCon party I swear whatever VidCon that is I did not go that looks like a ho down there it looks like they're all doing a line dance are they doing the cha cha slide one hop this time random youtube party random youtube party ladies and gentlemen please welcome Jacob Sartorius when you go to sleep at night when you wake up in the morning girl you gotta flaunt it hell yeah you can wear my sweatshirt oh you can wear my sweatshirt come on y'all clap your hands la la la la la hell yeah la la la la thank you you can make anything a party yeah pretty much oh god oh julia all right here's how we get this to be a party you clap your hands because you girl the disco ball brought some fucking sunscreen for y'all I will also be handed out refunds thank you disco ball oh you're so welcome I hope y'all got what you came here for a weird fucking strapless tan and a fucking sunglasses tan that's what we got a tana con a tan and that was it shh thank you how about chunky cheese with chain duster and riley oh god hell yeah this pizza is fucking recycled this pizza is fucking recycled they think that they can just fucking put pieces of pizza in this box I'm not gonna fucking notice like it's the first fucking time I've ever seen pizza I know you guys catered to children but even fucking children know what pizza looks like y'all are fucking deceiving us if you're lying about it on twitter saying it's not fucking happening with chain duster lie where's the lie I say no lie oh my god I think I would just stand here facing the crowd and just softly weeping to myself where do I go next I don't know somewhere fun how about you haven't taken me any fun location Friday featuring Jenna Marbles. Okay you know what I feel like I'm getting fucking trolled right now this was one time they invited me to go there and just like hang out it was two times with so many friends there oh I'm coming hey Jenna you're gonna drink several beers this day somewhere fun basically if you go back and watch when maroon 5 performed at the Super Bowl he at one point just goes and I laughed about it until this day where would they even hang me at the Super Bowl Ricky going drag show oh hell yeah now this is what I'm fucking talking about I just be up here going fun and young and fun and young and fun and young and fun and young I am Ricky Julian we gathered here today oh oh my god all right on the count of three I want everybody to fucking cry where where was my favorite place in the world oh my god all right if I was the disco wall of Coachella I was a listen y'all need to stop fucking doing recreational drugs all right it's fucking dangerous you don't even know where they came from and they're illegal the music here is cool but like stop it and not get off with the you hear daddy's money daddy's money can you imagine it the disco wall was a speaker and it just shouted down the songs of people it's raining down the way now it's all coming off my face I'm such a sham everyone's gonna find out that I'm a fake disco ball this is a party yo hell yeah all right I need everybody to clap their hands clap clap clap your hands except not you Gerald I need you to keep your blood pressure down somebody's turning a hundred oh my god they're older than me the disco ball I don't know I'm pretty sure it was invented in the 70s but I'd have to check we need Wikipedia for sure okay kids who wants to hear a song? you baby shark do do do do baby shark soo do do do baby shark whoa mommy shark do didi di didi doing stress oh waaah all right listen up ya'll this might be an inappropriate place for a disco ball but the truth is y'all gonna fuckin die so make out and do your little fuckin sexy car shit tonight because tomorrow it goes down your beach this was that I became a disco ball Julian are you proud of me thank you my face is sweating all my mirrors are coming off we ran out of mirrors I have a half-assed head it's not exactly what I wanted but you know what it's pretty fucking great I don't know if you know this but it's fucking July I'm wearing a full-body green suit a bald cap and mirrors all over my face I am absolutely boiling hot and I'm gonna pass out I gotta go well someone asked me to do this so I hope that you're happy because honestly just ask me the answers probably yeah stop exposing me wait this is worse alright I'm gonna run away make sure you subscribe or honestly just like fucking don't it's fine too alright have a good 4th of July weekend or if you're from another country just have a weekend I'm sorry goodbye