 What would happen if two zero speed teams played each other and met? Let's find out. I took every single player on the Vikings roster and every single player on the Packers roster and dropped their speed to the lowest value of one. Then I started the game. The engines don't look like they want to be here at all. I simmered the fourth quarter and the Packers had a commanding lead. I had to hop in myself and wow this was hard. I got the fourth down and just as Kurt Cousins would do, I just chucked that shit up to Jay Jettos. Sorry Packers fans, but this is just mad, not real life. Looking at the stats though, one speed Rogers was kind of cracked and one speed Aaron Jones played great too. Subscribe for more.