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Published on Dec 13, 2008
This is the "With Lyrics" video that put me on the map! It also reeeally hasn't aged well. So when you think that I'm a sexist jerk, please keep in mind that it was about 10 years ago and I've changed a lot in the time since.
LYRICS: ONE TWO THREE FOUR Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box Come down like falling bricks You can place them in rows, but everybody knows That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)
Mom just loves to flip and stack Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)
This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve Which makes it great for noobs It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!)
Your mom loves it Mine does too Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part)
Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot) Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks And they start to sing like this (SING!)
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA
Here is a trick I have learned To avoid getting burned When you piss off your chick
If you sing this on key, Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)
LA LA LA LA (I'm still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the Tetris song?) LA LA LA LA (I love tetris!) LA LA LA (Im happy now.)
Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip) If you love it, you probably have a uterus!
This video is dedicated to Dana and Drew Aber, probably the two coolest people who would claim to be brentalfans.
By the way, I never post my records because I think it's kind of petty, but today (12 14 08) this video was the #1 featured gaming video in 23 countries and the #43 most viewed video today. BrentMas FTW.
Bonus fact: If you listen close around 1:18, you can hear me laughing at myself. I didn't catch it till after I uploaded the video. I guess I was laughing after one of my "LA LA LA LA" takes...