 Hello! It is I, Philip Magnus, and I am one hell of an excited person today. Why, I have honestly no idea, but I know that today we're back to conquering dungeons. Or rather, in this case, the Warrens. Why the Warrens? Because, honestly, I've got no better job in the darkest dungeon is so far out of reach, that, well, I might as well go to the Warrens and find myself a bunch of supplies. I think that was the quest. Yeah. Rain sacks. It is a rather large map. We've got a firewood, a single piece of it, of course, because who needs more? Well, some people I suppose do. For example, people who live in Siberia. Those I am sure need a lot of wood to survive. It is, after all, very cold. But I'm not telling you anything you don't know already. Am I? Now, in all honesty, I have absolutely no idea where my drain sacks are. Which I suppose is how the developers wanted it. They wanted to confuse me. But hey, that doesn't matter. I'll find them myself. There's a battle here. I would be so annoyed if they were here and here. Which is a remote possibility. Let's see, books. A stack of literary treasures in an unlikely location. A lasting effect. Healer's gift. Plus 20% heal skills while camping. That is actually the best thing I've gotten from a volume of forgotten lore for quite some time. I know I can't believe it either. A little battle with treasure. Fine. We'll take this one. Then we will go this way. And here. Sounds about right. Oh look. Three little piggies. Or as my game wants to call them, swan wretches. I prefer little piggies. And they vomit. Which really is not nice. This, by the way, is the new class in the game. It doesn't really do much, but it does increase chances that you get a lot of awesome new stuff. Treasures in the liked. And I got rubbish. Because a pig spat on me. Right. Yeah. I shall fortify you old man, Virgil. And hope that this is worth it. Seriously, did I have to miss? Don't answer that. Again, with the spitting. At least he resisted poison. Not something I can say about you, mister. Right. More healing is always good. Especially in such meager proportions. Continue the onslaught. Destroy them. Good to see her in high spirits. Protections don't lie. Excellent. See? She is paying off for her travel. Even if she's rather useless. She's cold in the dark like monsters ourselves. Monsters we are. Monsters we become. You know. You probably don't. You've never played Munchkin, have you? Let me talk to you about Munchkin. Munchkin is probably the best thing about Dungeons and Dragons all mocked in rather entertaining ways. All the cliched characters you can think of and some you can't think of. All of them made fun of in brilliant and enjoyable ways. For example, one of the most dangerous monsters you can face is, I believe, business lawyer. He's like a level 16 monster. I should probably get my cards out and do something with them. Wow. That was epic. Can we destroy you? Yes, we can. So it appears. Let's see then. Let's throw a knife at the crazy madman in the back. Because we want to pay attention to all of our enemies, even those who haven't had the money to buy seats in the front. It's called capitalism. You can't, not everyone, can buy seats in the front. It's a fact. Anyway, let's hit this giant pig. And let's hit him again. He still survived. You know, that is actually very annoying. You stop accusing me, madman. Nobody asked you. Fine, I'll throw. I missed. Really? Oh, bother. I hated what I did out. That nice crit. A devil's dew. Right. Charge. Excellent. I should have read the tag description of this ability earlier. Oh, did that sting? I like her. Right. I might as well eat a little bit. Plus 10 stress. Damage. Let's see what this chest has. A hidden compartment. Really? I can only hold 3 at a time. How crappy is that? Sorry to say bandage. This room and this room are both empty. But I will take my chance. What's this? I haven't seen that one. Is this because of you, Antiquarian? Oh, that's really annoying. That's what I wanted to say. So, I have to check this one. As well, don't I? Time to backtrack. Backtrack is so much fun. Anyway. So, here we've got one grain suck. I have another. And the third is... one of the curios on the ground. I don't like this much. Oh well. I wasted an item. It has happened before. Backtracking again. It's fun when you're all men. Anyway. Let's see then. Go this way. Take this and this. And all the other ones as well. I'm a crafty bastard, aren't I? No, no feeling, I suppose. Hey, what's up with the foes? Modest to Philip? I don't know, Philip. How about you? Because laden with loot are often low on supplies. Is this evil? It is a debuff and I could have taken care of it with ease. Oh boy. Those are never fun. Trust me, I know. Let's see if we can take care of one of you before your turn comes up. I think that hemophilia is that fear of blood? Right. All the dodge. Give me all the dodging please. Could really use that bandage right about now. One of you is dead. Another one of you is going to get his piggy head chopped off. That much I can promise. Oh come on. Is the disease that bad? Obviously. Obviously it is. Obsessed with sainthood. What? No, I'm looking for. Minus 50% bleed resist. I knew it. I love it when I'm right. It's a personal defect. Really, you can't even throw, I don't even know what it is but you can't even throw it right. So disappointing. Whoa. I love it when he hits hard. Soon Grave is going to go Coco for Loco? No, Loco for Coco. Yes, that's the one. At least she resisted that one. Only goes to show it can only get worse from one point to another. Yay, one HP. I'm the healthiest person on earth. I like how he turns the bodies to dust. It is a hell of a part trick. Remind yourself, there overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. I don't know where to put you, Rodgud Senza. And even though I have a plague doctor who is considerably high in his level. No, I will not take this. 12 crests. Now that is amazing that I like it. Nice job old man. Very nice job. Let's see if you can keep it up. You can apparently. Let's get this party lighted. Yes, yes. We're done with all the backtracking now. I hope it is shadowy and stressful and I'm very unrestful. Let's see then. Oh swine drummer, those are bad. Those have drums of doom and I can recall with a degree of certainty that I don't climb drums of doom. Now this is going to get reasonably easier without critical strike on my very first turn. So I think at least. But still, let's crush the swine drummer just to be sure. I mean, I know he has something nasty under his sleeve. Hey nice. Oh boy. That was a lot of an awful lot of bad things happening. But hey, I don't mind bad things happening all the time in the darkest dungeon and everything adjacent to it. Sonny is amazing. She's the badass. Oh my. Where a triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall It would be really nice if, right, don't have any use for those shovels I think. Might live through regret that, but hey, those are the risks of the profession. My profession is darkest Dungeoner. Doesn't sound like much I know, and it mostly isn't. You go around the dungeon and you yell at crazy people and stab them with your broken sword or your mace or your daggers or your antiquities which honestly is not at all too effective. Let's use this firewood now. Let's feast. Excellent. Yes, what's in a maze? Gallows humor. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Oh well. That was not good for you, was it? Let's reflect. Hopefully it will help you see if we can reduce a random trinket. Huh, that could be nice. Cool. Let's put it here so it will not take any, honestly, need the heal. No, I won't do that either because everyone except you there, boy, is totally calm. You, I hope, will not break. I'm going insane. I have anything that's worth one turn of respite. No. And so I will rest. And here we have another fruit stuff crate. Excellent. Which means I'm almost done. Why two bottles more remain? Is there even a bottle here? We'll find out soon enough. Nice job, Sonya. So is you prove yourself to be a valuable asset. Let's see then, if we can't take the cultist acolyte before she does a whole lot of damage. Well, not perfect. He resisted at least whatever nasty effects and Sonya managed to dodge this. Which really is the best we could have hoped for. And now hopefully it will end her life. And his is only a matter of time. I even get the point of her healing going on because after all, if you don't heal, you will squeal. Yes, eradicated, exactly. How did you know, old man? Who narrates every single thing I do. Right, holy water. Sure, we'll use some magic. Will we leave the cult behind? It is honestly more than the Onyx. I really hope we don't get an Onyx. Somewhere about now. It would be both annoying and kind of funny. Ah, see, I knew there would be a last battle. Sadly, it won't go well for them. I'm too high on health and I feel too great to die. So instead I think I will throw knives at them and hope they die bleeding. I will also take precautionary measures, making sure that I don't get totally maimed by this guy's claws, I suppose. They do kind of look like claws. And they are metal claws. I want to be Wolverine. I'm calling it right now. Called it. 15 HP. Nasty, nasty thing. Let's move you back there and Dequarion. Yeah, her class is really something useful. I've got so many valuable things just from this one little dungeon alone. I am grateful to her Exemptory Services. Oh no, that's always annoying. But not as annoying as I thought it would be, surprisingly enough. Let's see how many blade tosses it will take to kill a pig. Shall we? Can't. Sure. Don't look like I can do anything else. We shall use the protection of this leper here while he cleans up the floor of bodies. Again, I'm very impressed at his cleaning skills. He probably made a mistake. Shouldn't have become a leper, should have become a janitor, I suppose. I mean, I know that is not a particularly thankful job, but he's got a career. See a knowledge. Bloody hell. I knew I should have just removed the anti-venom. Oh gosh. Let's take the crate and go home. We've done our job very well. Yeah, right. All done. Time to return home. That was exciting, right? I must have gotten a lot of gold. I think I've looted more gold than ever before. Two rare antiques. 1,000 gold pieces each. In so many crests, I think I got around madness. Even got two busts and a nice pair of arbalest boots. A class that I'm not even... No, I have one. Arbalest. I think I do. Compulsive, really. It's not that bad. Evasive. Ooh, nice. And minus 10% stun resist, not great on a tanky character, not at all. Oh well. In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings. Oh look, Vassi no longer suffers from creeping cough, which has always been a problem with Vassi. Ladi got her tartophobia removed and Angie dragged herself to full recovery, which really tells us nothing about her other than the fact that she is possibly probably, certainly, an alcoholic. Our worst things to be had. Anyway, thank you guys for watching. I hope I will be back with much more to come soon. If you enjoyed this video, please share it, like it and subscribe. I will be thankful forever. And I will most probably buy an imaginary set of flowers as tanks. Yeah, because I do that, you know. Bye!