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Strongly Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1986 I fucked up, not 87, 86 Yeah And, um We heard this shit stops the coronavirus as well We shall take a bite Think you should try an ASAP Now, we want to touch on something that's very special to us, man Rest in peace in Nipsey Hussle This was his one year anniversary of his death, man He was made it to us all Nipsey So, you know, we're gonna throw that up Represent that You know what I'm saying Shout out to his boys They're still doing this thing right here All money in No money out But once again, man, Nipsey, man You'll always be with us now The thing about Nipsey that's Dearest to this podcast is that You know A lot of people have been hitting me up asking about the movie that you did with Nip You know what I'm saying? Caged Animal Could you speak on that hot Could you speak on how did it Not just how it came about But when you were shooting with Nip Could you speak on the type of person was Nip You know, what type of person Well, you know I met Nip back in I think it was 2009 You know what I mean? And he wasn't on yet You know, he was still in the process Of getting on You know what I'm saying? And trying to get on And, you know, I met him through Through Ving Reims And Big U And We working You know what I'm saying? What's my man? We ran into Steve Lubell Steve Lubell, aka we work And we ran into him at the funeral Right, absolutely At the funeral home And You know, me and Nip He was in a movie together Called Caged Animal Where we was brothers And we didn't know he was brothers But we was beefing in the streets And this was a movie that Ving Reims put both of us in You know what I mean? And Even if you go look at the video On YouTube Even at a very young age Nipsey Hussle wasn't talking Like a regular Guy that came up in a gang And, you know, he always had A different type of intelligence about him You know what I'm saying? And at an early age He knew who he was You know, he knew that Yeah, I grew up in these environments And this is where I come from And yeah, I'm neighborhood And, you know, I'm a part of a gang Because that's just the culture that I grew up in And I lived in But he knew at a young age He wanted different shit He wanted to be bigger and better And he didn't just want to be known as A gang member that's from the hood And, no, he wanted different shit And I commend Nipsey for the shit That he accomplished in the short amount Of years that he had on Planet Earth Man, a nigga on the fat burger, man You know what I'm saying? I remember when he first opened his store You know what I'm saying? He didn't have a whole lot of product in there He had some Crenshaw T-shirts in there You know what I'm saying? And then he just grew over the years Just, even his mindset of I don't really want to I tried to go to a label They didn't respect my hustle They didn't respect what I brought to the table Fuck the middle man Fuck the middle man Okay, I'mma put my shit out independent I may only put out 10,000 copies But I'mma charge $100 a copy I'mma make $100,000 in two days We'll take motherfuckers to make $100,000 Some motherfuckers gonna make $100,000 a year Some motherfuckers gotta wear Three years to make $100,000 And Jay-Z bought $10,000 worth of copies for me Right So at the end of the day It's like, man, Nip, you're gone But you'll never be forgotten, bro As long as I'm on planet Earth I'mma always hold you down, man And we want to send our deepest condolences To his beautiful wife His kids You know what I'm saying? His mother, his father, his brothers Who I met personally You know what I'm saying? And all the people in his family And all the people who You know, they might not be family because of blood But you family because of love You know what I'm saying? And if you felt the same pain that I felt Man, my condolences go out to you as well You know what I'm saying? Because this is somebody that I met Before he got on Me and him was friends before he had Any type of money When he just had a dream Me and him was friends But I always used to tell him No, you gonna get it, bro You just gotta keep hustling, man You know what I'm saying? And he got it And one thing I could say about Nipsey Hustle, man Is the nigga that he was When he didn't have no money Was the same nigga that he was When his bank account was leased So I commend you for that, man Present piece of nip, man Shout out to all money in Shout out to everybody over there Chris Shaw, man Shout out to his family, man You'll never die out here The marathon continues It definitely continues, man But I want to get straight into Before we go any further, right I want to get straight into something That's very important to me I want to understand it, too Coronavirus in prison I got some news from some brothers That talked to some brothers in the penitentiary Man, it was on the call last night On live My brother Dewan, man And the brothers They in there, they going through it You know what I mean? People is really because just like the world Don't know how to respond Correctional officers and you know The staff in the prisons They don't know how to respond Nobody knows what's really going on You're hearing this information Hearing that They're saying a lot of brothers And they ain't even got the proper stuff To clean these sanitizers They sell as wood Sanitize the block wood You know, they letting them out With a certain amount of time Just to go take a shower Like four people at a time And everybody in there scared You know, you and yourself Most of the day You just looking at the news And you seeing everything come from the news So brothers on the inside Is real scared, man The people on the inside Doesn't incarcerate them When I say brothers I'm just talking about people That's going through a struggle All colors I mean, they just going through it And they just They scared to death You have somebody that's incarcerated To try your best to reach out to them They're not doing no visiting But try to communicate Some states they got the technology The tablets where they got They get email and all that stuff But if you can Reach out to your family, man Because I know I know I haven't been in jail When it's though they had lockdowns Or the things pop up You know, all types of Things that pop up Nothing as big as this But we in jail We be scared to death Because you don't know Like, damn, you know What's going to happen to you When they could just leave And leave you locked in that cell And you're done You can't get out of that cell They could just leave They're going to take care of these cells first And like, you know And it's simple things, man It's so easy to catch it like in prison Because even though You could be on the block Y'all could be cool Y'all could be locked in The CO's, the correctional officers The people that worked there They still going home Where they ain't coming back So you don't You just scared to death Like I know right now I will be scared to fuck to death If I was in prison, man Because you looking Well, I'm just saying like You know, shout out to all the people in prison, right? To me, bitch You look like you're scared to death now The fuck you coming here With that alien suit on Bitch, I just told you I ain't got the wrong way Y'all was giving us hazmat You're not asking You know what I'm saying At the end of the day At the end of the day I don't know if you're a fucking cop You work for NASA You got the cop glasses on The cop gloves on But you got the NASA fit on You know what I mean We still haven't dunked the glasses in water So we don't know Right Really what's up with the glasses What the fuck are you What the fuck are you The police and the scientists At the same time, nigga You look like you belong in a lab Like you the nigga That's trying to figure out The motherfucking solution To the coronavirus Don't come around just like that That's pretty fucking While I might have the vaccine I'm realizing that both of y'all too Is snitching Because if I was I'm gonna cover y'all Snitching on me right now But that's another story One thing I want to say About the gels Before we get out of here With the gels Quarantine on the street Quarantine in jail is in your room All day long And that's the only safe Precaration they could do for you Because the gel might be clear But it's people in and out the gel Once the gel get it How do you not get it in gel So like seriously Pray for the people behind the wall Send them a letter A letter does a lot Get in your name Call that mail Is everything Like it seems like nothing It takes you two seconds To just throw a stamp on the envelope Sing your people some mail Especially if you've reaped All the benefits of what they did When they was out Don't forget about your people In the gel Did you used to get a lot of mail? Free the gels My name was called every day Shout out to my squad Let me ask you a question Because see the thing For a guy in jail Is when he get that picture With some legs Or she and them panties That ass bent over You know Lo would tell you He gonna go hit the ceiling Right Lo? Party I'm putting the sheet up Right So When you was in jail Did you want a nigga To send you Sweats Sweat picks Draw picks You know All the mail is All the mail is checked By guards first For sure They see you and they Draws like Send me a picture of you In your ethical And get him ready first Get him up there No would you It gotta be graphic But not too graphic Because it won't get in Would you send 2D some gels If you get some Like If she was in the joint Would you send us some I'm not No I see Gilly naked With a rose in his mouth No You crazy as shit Two pockets in a tub You know what Two pockets is my favorite Rapper But I start looking at him Different when he did that Shit Different times On this side Fuck no No I'm not First of all You might need to shoot like that You look good like that Let me just tell you something I'm not I'm not Never gonna get none Of those type of joints Out there Me You ain't gonna never Cast them joints Me standing there I done I done slapped My own 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Lawrence Marlon Wayne Bullshit Marlon Wayne fourth Chris Wright Bullshit Oh that's a list Now give me your list Bullshit Eddie Murphy Martin Lawrence Richard Pryor Will Farrell Andrew Dice Clay Fuck What Jerry Soundfell Wallo Wallo Jerry Soundfell is that nigga though I can't lie Come on stop But he ain't in my top five No you look like an Andrew Dice Clay I grew up in North Philly So he probably you know If I grew up in motherfucking Wisconsin Yeah he probably would be Jerry probably would be But the fact I grew up in North Philly And I grew up off of you know Deaf comedy jazz What's my man What's my man What's on the way Living colors What you got Jim Carrey No You don't like Jim I love Jim You love Jim Well it's hard to do the list Because you have to figure Are we doing total Totality Career But don't all them dudes do stand up That y'all just said Hold on Hold on I got Eddie Murphy I got Martin Lawrence Right And the reason why I picked these people One and two Is because They got Killer stand up And They both got movies Where they play Multiple motherfuckers in the movie Coming to America Eddie Murphy was 44 motherfuckers in the movie Richie Pryor did it first What'd he do Richard Pryor was the first to do The fucking nutty professor thing With all the characters Richie Pryor played his The grandpa, the dad, the mom The girlfriend Where Don't know the name of the movie But it happened I don't remember that So that Anybody else remember that That actually happened When No seriously What the fuck Richard Pryor did that first I never seen that movie When I fucking figured out the movie Then I said Let me tell you something Let me tell you something Right now You know what it seems like You're coming You just showed up to the court With no fucking basketball You can't fucking play I didn't have my receipt How you coming to the Oh he did this Chris Google it And they ain't got no motherfucking facts Chris ain't on this motherfucking show Chris you ain't got the Google shit I have to switch up You were in the background over there Chris Stay the fucking I made a bad mistake I have to take off the Wayne's guy And put Bernie Mac on Excuse me I apologize Bernie Mac is on my list I got movies like that Where he played multiple motherfuckers Which ones? In the movie Uh Big Mama Oh yeah yeah Okay nigga fuck Fuckin' Shanae Nae man Right Shanae Nae He got all these articles In the house In the house And his characters are legendary His niggas doing his characters On the ground right now We're not gonna do that though In Rome Fuck as you talk about who Shanae Nae It ain't none of them Other people did that I know a lot of women That look like Shanae Nae You gotta understand Eddie Murphy Six niggas in a barbershop For sure He whipped Joe Lewis's head I don't give a fuck what you're saying Hit Joe and man I'm not a fan of his stand up So at the end Shit I don't like raw I said it Delirious Unpopular opinion I don't like raw or delirious Nope don't like it You're fucking on cocaine I'm sorry I gotta get my 5 Alright What's your 5 My 5 Number 1 And the reason I'm going with him Is personal Kevin Hart Cause I know where he come from Listen he got big time fucking movies He do stand up And he was going through all type of shit Kevin Hart That's my nigga That's my nigga That's my nigga We from Erie Am We from Erie Am That's my fucking nigga Shout out to Erie Am Listen He's not number 1 I'm putting him on my number 1 Fuck your number 1 Kevin Hart is your number 1 That's like me telling you your number 1 Kevin Hart is your number 1 I said mine I said mine I said mine I'm not eating Kevin I get you Kevin in your top 5 Number 1 That is the ultimate You just like you just like How you gonna shit on Richard Pryor Eddie Murphy I'm not shit on him I wouldn't dare do that What I'm saying is Listen cuz What I'm saying is this Let me talk Kev is my nigga We grew up in the same hood I ain't worry about that Shout out to Erie Am Listen I love Kev Cuz listen It's no nigga that's more proud Of Kev than me Alright well Him and Kev used to split P&Js Use another ass nigga They ain't got nothing to do with you True Alright Kev Kev Richard Kev Richard No the shut up Say niggas whole niggas Stop saying them niggas like You know I'm Richard No I know them niggas They's my fucking uncles niggas When you in the crib Are you going to start going to Eddie In the 80s Fuck you You sound like a chick Not Kev I don't even know them niggas Y'all are not Richard Pryor fans If you don't know them niggas He's telling a chick name And all the niggas She fucked in high school Let me get my shit out Steve Let me get my shit out I'll let you get your shit out Let me get my shit out Kev Richard Eddie Red Fox I'm okay Okay And The one and only David Chappelle Alright His list is this is cool Top flight list Both y'all niggas list is full of shit Top flight list Put your list down there You looking at this Tell me your 5th But my 5th is Legendary Crustallity Yeah your 5th ain't fucking with my 5th Crustallity Now what's name Will Ferrell Is a fucking bit He is Will Ferrell is hilarious So I like him You know what I mean But I thought you was going to see Somebody like Andrew Dice Clay Why you ain't say Andrew Dice Clay Cause that's your bull Why are we mentioning Andrew Dice Clay He's a fucking legend too He's a legend Alright He's a legend You can't not doubt this Cause you don't like a nigga You cannot downgrade the niggas Legend Mmm Okay so who the top 5 Fuck it Who the top 5 Honorable mentions I'll have to say Cedric The entertainer For me D.L. Hughley Bernie Mack D.L. Hughley You are fucking right What about Bill Bellamy That nigga is funny You want to stand up No No Not at all What? Did you ever see He's funny He's still working Shout out to Bill Bellamy But he's not on these lists Nah I will have to give an up and coming Young niggas some love Bernie Mack Don't call me white girl I like DC young fly Oh And I'ma keep it all the way real This nigga Shocked the shit out of me How hot Davis How hot Davis Funny as fuck I'ma keep it all the way real How hot Davis is funny as fuck I thought how hot Davis Was a motherfucking Instagram nigga Right And it's a difference That nigga did some stand up comedy He's funny And fucking Houston And traded truth shit That nigga did his thing man How hot Davis had the whole country Saying words twice I can't lie The whole country What's the little shorty The girl Jess hilarious Jess hilarious She's doing her thing I never seen you do no stand up So I can't throw you on there I ain't no you just trying to throw yourself in there And I know you so I see you trying to hop on the boat Listen And it's cool But I ain't seen you do nothing You know what my issue is with that Because when we talk about these comedians And we do honorable mentions There's no kitty cat on the list I mean you said Jess hilarious That's what's up But When you think about When you think about Female comedies I'm talking about when we talk about Our favorites legends Who do you Who do you really mention Where's the s'mores Or the moniques Yeah you're right I'm talking about the sikes Where are they But that's why I'm here Fuck you ain't put a bin there then Because honestly I don't have a favorite Really female comedian Oh cause you like Honestly I mean I like No I like That's what you're saying No You can't be Oh I want to stick up for the bitches Yeah nobody don't throw the bitches And if we just had a top five You didn't throw no bitches in there I'm not sticking up for the women I'm saying there's a lack there Of That's the same fucking way we felt You know what I mean I'm saying that we need More raw comedians I feel like You compare me to somebody Tell me a joke right now Fuck that we put you on the front street Tell me a joke right now That is totally not how that works Shit I could Listen I'm not a comedian And I could tell you a motherfucking joke Yo I hate when people do that Stop doing that in the street Knock knock Who's there Wallowing this dumb ass suit Ba da bop That was good Thanks You colorful Nah they can't get me I am the female version of Richard Pryor And I'm the next biggest comedian ever I don't want to hear the joke But y'all want to roll with me Alright Who there Who's there Colorful Colorful ass Sweat suit The Mona got on That was bullshit That was bullshit He's corny But she laughs But listen You see how you fell back Yeah And you let That's all I needed was that moment It was a pity laugh It was a pity laugh Like I want to give him something Everybody give up Before we even go to the next Everybody give up two Everybody give up two People that's just funny on the gram You ain't got to be Stand up Who's funny on the gram Boosie Come on dawgs The niggas trying to be funny Come on Okay let me just say something Don't be a dickhead Let me just say something He's a rapper To me To me Some of the niggas That got the best personalities on Instagram Ain't fucking comedians Let's be for real Niggas I didn't say best personalities You nut ass I didn't say that I just said funny people The funny people that's trying to be funny Okay Oh that's the thing Please give me two Being funny is part of your personality All right give me two people Just give me two You ain't got to argue with me Just give me two comedians You want me to tell you Two Instagram comedians That you funny That you laugh at Two Instagram comedians Ha Ha Davis and DC Young Fly All right All right I like You know who I think funny as shit And Boosie Spice Adams Spice Adams He's a funny motherfucker And Shiggy be on the tripping When he be doing the overhead skits He be tripping But I want to shout out to Philly Some Philly 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million Dollars worth of game Hey listen this Million Dollars worth of game Right I figured that I would just talk about The importance Of Social distancing Washing your hands Please How you talking about Social distancing When you just touch me And The face was a fucking Draws I don't give a fuck about Social distancing You put some fucking Draws in my face But what I'm saying Is The importance of Just taking this Coronavirus thing Serious Please You know what I'm saying Just taking it serious And now because You got Young motherfuckers Like my son Who I was in the house Arguing with Everybody ain't Staying in Is people Going outside Y'all going outside Nigga we went to The supermarket You know Is motherfuckers out here That You know They think that This shit is a game And If it wasn't for us Having to do this Podcast And deliver this Good game to y'all I would not be Sitting next to these Two motherfuckers That's just the truth And one thing that's Important When you go to the Supermarket Please don't take Fucking anything I see listen man I seen an Old lady in the Supermarket Looking for something Man And she like No she Probably got no help So Imagine when your Grandmama Somebody That you You could be anywhere You ain't got to be there She going to get Some food or whatever If she ain't got No older lady Ain't got nobody And she go there Now she Gotta try to go to Another store So now that's More travel for That's more wear and tear On our body And also You gotta be And if you see Somebody at the register Like You a young person Man But just help them But think about When you grab and stuff Listen 15 stores Going to keep stocking up The trucks is running They going to keep stocking up But think about somebody That's coming after you What's the thing with the toilet paper How many times You going to wipe your ass Why is it no toilet paper Why Why are you all Taking all the toilet paper I'm going to keep it All the way real though It's a fucked up thing When When you run out of Toilet paper You take that shit And then You look up In the toilet paper Because I'm going to keep it For a couple of times Wow Like you ain't never In the wipe your ass With a t-shirt I did before in the woods I'm an outdoors man It's some shit I'm just Not going to say on here I have to just take that stand First of all You look up Ain't no toilet paper Okay Bring me some paper towel Ain't no paper towel Paper towel is rough though It'll rip your kitchen He don't even matter Poor people use newspaper Oh man That's the rough No, no, no I wasn't using I used it for Did you go all poor I used a t-shirt I used newspaper before Before I used it for I was wet it though I'm going to just use it out Shhh You understand That's another content For another day At the end of the day I understand why It ain't no more taller people Because it's even taller people Or paper towel Then you run out of that It's a t-shirt Listen Practice social distancing You never ran out of Taller people in paper towel I have never wiped My ass with a t-shirt Gil What'd you wipe Your ass with then Look at you You're trying to think You don't ask your woman No shit like that It's my panties You said panties already It's the same thing I got a lot of ass I don't have blue ass thong So you got You had shit all on Your fingers and everything It got rough But I made it through Damn Listen Social distancing is important And you think that Fucking quarantine And for 30 days Sucks Imagine 90 days The more we go out The longer this shit Is going to take These people are Figuring this shit Out day by day And if you do decide To do some dumb shit Like get an Airbnb And have a party Don't post it Because you're encouraging Your dumbass follower People are social distancing Meaning I'ma just Hang with my cousins Or my gang or my friends No Stay the fuck in the house Until we figure this shit out It's that simple Like And About the old people If you know somebody Old in your block I challenge everybody Watching this To just knock on the door Yell from the yard Do you need anything And if she says fuck off Say fuck you too Ms. Barber I got one question I just want to ask this I was going to ask you This off-camp Just because he Can't on my The 6-9 call Since he got out of jail You playing? No, the only reason The only thing I'm saying Every time he came to jail He was He was hooking up with Gilly That's all I'm saying I'm not trying to Just that third So you mean Conning And motherfucking The queen of the mile Got jokes in this No, I'm not saying I'm just asking 6-9 was released Because of the corona virus When I got a jail I called you my peoples I'm just saying I'm asking you Did he call you I'ma set up The king of nut ass Nigga tour The fucking queen Of the mile tour I'm just asking I'm just asking What's the first Gil Well, rapper, I think I'd do a song with him first Yeah, somebody's gonna do it Now, who's gonna be We ain't gotta get in on it I'll tell you what, rapper Do a song with him first We ain't gotta get in on that Whatever, rapper's The thirstiest for the fame Okay Somebody's gonna do it But I'm gonna do it Welcome home to Kashi At the end of the day I'll get you At the end At the end of the day Listen, man I'm One thing I'm not Gonna do I ain't gonna sit And harbor On Young'em Too much Because It's a gang of motherfucking rats Right here in the city Of Philadelphia Facts It's a gang of niggas That I know personally Who So it's like Y'all hang with them These niggas be Who I'm talking to the people Y'all take pictures with them So at the end of the day It's like I don't listen, man I just do me, man I mind my business I, you know I stay to me In minds And I let niggas Do them What happened? What happened that day The police ain't catch you And they caught I mean They caught you Put you in a car And the next day You know They had me locked up What happened that day? Wow What the fuck Let's go Let's go to the next topic I don't want to put No way out there Wowzers Look up I was in jail forever I don't know what happened This year we got the top You was in jail forever Because you're slow I don't know what happened That's the story Y'all be the last They got hurt I can't even bother He was going I was weighed up Y'all know I was the athlete Y'all They tripped him off from behind He fell Scraped his chin all on the grass Shit He really be having people He was the athlete You play for online college You play for online I'm still an athlete Fuck out of here You nut I played for the whole How you gonna play Listen How you gonna play For a college called Philadelphia College University Community Of North Philly By way of areaf Street And you were And then your major was Streetology How the fuck was your major Streetology Football First of all Okay first of all First of all Let's keep it real You was a three-time Prison champion In the dance contest bitch Why'd you Yes He was battling He was battling a n***a Named Lowe Hymn in the yard Not Lowe Kim Lowe Hymn Free Lowe Hymn Yeah he was battling Lowe Hymn in the yard Right Lowe Hymn had him Right Then he threw his mother fucking This was for the third championship The three-peat like Jordan Okay N***a threw his leg up On the mother fucking up On the weight bench Paul Due to stinky leg All the whole yard went crazy Shut that shit down He lying on me I would have throw a ping pong For you Lowe I played a little ping pong You look ping pong He had it on sale First of all Let me just tell you something Cause you knew to the show Right He was the captain of the Wrestling team Right You lying on me He was a pimp A pimp with holes Yes He pimped two holes in jail I've always wanted to be a Madam He was a He had Ricky Menach You was a pimp in prison Yes He had Ricky Menach He lying He lying on me This shit didn't guarantee I'm just saying Yeah he ain't saying Ricky Menach You look like a CO You look like a rat N***a You look like You take a whole cartel Down route Right now N***a I'ma keep it You look like Officer John What did this n***a play What athlete Where's the athleticism Football, track what Who me Yes I did it all I did it all I did it all That's how he was in the track Cause the coach was leaving one day The track coach was leaving And they see him running down Broad Street They say all him and he's going To the Olympics So that's how he came to star He was the best in Philly But listen You can run the street Olympics And he won a high school Olympics For the track But I will say this At the end of the day When you see me Right Just think about this Hell is a good one And I think this is why you man Let me take my hoodie off real quick When you see me, Mona What vibes do you give for me Like as a You know, professions in life You give me Stay Trooper Yeah, you give me Officer Jonathan Tackle You give me Stay Trooper first year out Right Ready to make a f***ing message Name for himself Yeah, like you I'm out here to lock mother f***ing up You give me Stay Trooper Fresh out the academy Trying to make a name for yourself Officer Jonathan Tackle You give me a rest of older lady For a traffic ticket Right You think I would use You give me Give me some other You give me You give me You give me Pat a n***a down Grab his dick and then scream We got a weapon That's what you give me You give me Laws prevention at Target Right You give me A low budget security gig At a tasty cake factory You give me Security gardener Toilet paper at Target Right You give me The nut ass CO1D block Up greatest for it You give me You know the nut ass CO They give everybody a problem I'm a CO or a sergeant A f***ing CO You give me A sergeant dickhead No white shirt You give me Sergeant DH You give me Visiting guard Dickhead They don't let Gilly get the hand job Under the table Damn he gave that That's the worst n***a in the jail Right Come on bro It's a visit You give me CO who on all your off days You go to Lou and choose and party You give me I'm out from doing all that time And I'ma get somebody locked up Dip the glasses Can we get the glasses Dip the glasses Hold up We're going to stop telling you What you give us No, but I'm saying What type of real life Like top flight job Like a real job Like y'all think If I was working in a real public Like a manager You give me You give me a 20 year Waiting on your pension To come fireman You give me Dickhead at the parking lot You wait for that For that friend Get the hoses You run up on the truck You give me one of those n***as That's a hero job Any other hero job like he Like the dickhead At the concert You give me your phone away Yeah You give me that too That's still security As I'm height-witted I'm just Excuse me You gotta put your phone away You give me It's just my job I'm just doing my job I'm just doing my job Okay That's the dream You give me Follow the rules I'm just keeping the real I'm just keeping the real I'm just honest Listen man A lot of youngins Be in my DM right And the question That they always ask That I never Really even spoke on Never You know Was Gilly How do you win Coming from the hood Oh whoa whoa Can I handle that Let me handle this My type of shit My type of shit Let me look in the camera He's adjusting that con Keep my glasses on So you can see me when I see you How do you win Coming out the hood He's wearing a wire Young cats I'm talking to the young cats I'm not talking to the older dudes They're stuck in their ways Caught up on some back in the day Shit that don't matter no more Nobody cares about yesterday But if you're a young cat Let me just tell you something That's real important You're trying to come out of the hood You gotta have You gotta know how to deal with people The same way you deal with people Sliding DMs and all that On social media You gotta know how to deal with people In real life You gotta establish relationships With people that can help you Introduce you to new levels of life But two things you can't do You cannot monetize tough You can't monetize tough And what you mean by that Oh I'm a tough nigga I'm a street I'm tough Nobody gives a fuck That you're tough Nobody cares You're not making no millions off of being tough Unless you're in a movie Number two You can't monetize cool And when I say cool Cool is I'm not doing this I don't want to do that I ain't doing this It's cool I'm not doing this I'm not doing that That's the tough That's the cool join The cool join Oh I ain't doing this I ain't doing that Like you know what I mean Cool motherfucker I know this bro Oh I'm too cool to get a job Oh I'm too cool to get this I'm too cool to get that A lot of people out there They're chasing their dreams And I tell people this all the time You could be chasing your dreams At the same time Have a job to maintain your bills And your responsibilities Oh sure Why are you chasing your dreams Don't be too cool When you're telling someone Oh I'm just rapper Oh I'm just You got motherfucking told me the other day Oh I'm just a street nigga Man I don't do nothing What the fuck is you talking about You don't get no money You live with chicks Like you don't get no money I got a cat that told me his street No I'm street You know how I play I'm rocking it all the way out Well you're not successful at doing anybody You're being a Loser street dude You haven't won yet You're not a successful criminal So at the end of the day You're too cool to get a job You're too cool to try to go out to something But you ain't too cool to lay up in somebody crib And eat all the food up Eat all the boo boo and little Raheem Juicy juices Eat all the little snacks The little apple The little slices The little sandwiches The little surprises they be having You want to eat all that shit And fuck somebody couch up Cause you laying up on the couch Putting the dinner And you wearing the goddamn game out And you wearing the goddamn frigidrate out The frigidrate already fly the fuck off And you talking about you too cool Think about that To all you do is it's cool But back to the young boys Youngins Watch who the fuck you call your old head man For sure Look at your old head And do a fact check Be like hold up my old head How long you been in the streets You been in the streets Just since I was Before I was born And you still broke You still ain't come up You still ain't win But why is it that young boy Look at all the older men In your neighborhood And then you see the dude They've been working whatever His house paid for He got a nice house His nice car Y'all from watching his car His children going to college Then look at your old head Where's kids at What they doing And if they is They doing some other shit They away from him Look at them So watch who the fuck You call your old head Yeah really And what you did And some street shit Ain't got nothing to do With no old head Because a lot of people Put that OG John With somebody that was in the street Like OG's a bastard OG mean offering game So it could be somebody That drive the septobus That could be your OG It ain't got to be Nothing to do with Some tough shit Everybody so focused on OG is a real Some dude that did Some fucking crime Of a PD Really a penitentiary director To make sure your OG Ain't a PD A penitentiary director Giving you game To direct your dumb ass To the motherfucking penitentiary I love talking some shit So at the end of the day The way you win is Grind Don't be entitled Don't nobody owe you shit Yes Repeat Grind Don't be entitled Don't nobody owe you shit And you going to get to The places that you want to be But why are you doing it If you got to get a gig Or whatever To maintain your responsibilities Do that But that's how you come up With good man I mean that's how I feel About that shit But all good energy How do you win Coming up out the hood Number one I don't give a fuck If you're coming out the hood You're coming out the suburbs You're coming from From Mars, Jupiter I don't give a fuck Where you coming from The secret to winning in life Is hard work You feel what I'm saying And understanding what Hard work really is See motherfuckers Some motherfuckers you got out here They fooling themselves They think they putting in hard work Sometimes you got to sit around A motherfucker that That work hard The bitch you just called It's calling nowadays hard as a motherfucker It's the water It's the water It trickles We're the handsome You know what I'm saying Hard work You got to put the work in man And then when you Coming from the hood You got to stay out the way Explain, elaborate on Stay out the way So when you're putting the work in And you got to stay out the way You got to understand that Okay, what do I want out of life Do I want to be out here hustling Do I want to be out here Shooting at niggas Do I want to be out here Doing all the typical shit That these young niggas do Growing up in the hood Or do I want to be great No, I want to be great So you know what What y'all do is not what I do And just because I don't do that That don't make me less of a man That don't make me a bitch ass nigger That don't make me none of that bullshit You feel what I'm saying It really make you more of a man To know who you is In no way you trying to go at in life See, because you got You have a group of niggas And only one of them is really true To this gangster shit All the rest of them niggas Is being followers They ain't being true to who they really is So at the end of the day You knowing who you really is Putting the hard work in Staying the fuck out the way And understanding that your blessings Come from God So once you put enough work in There you go It's coming You deserve it You deserve it You deserve it Your blessings don't come from nowhere else Your blessings come from God I told Walo that when it first came home You put the work in You're truly blessed And you're still putting the work in Every fucking day You didn't get some money and say Oh, I got some money I'm at the finish line No, it's like, oh, no, no, no How we gonna get some more money How we gonna take what we got now And amplify it times 10 Because the object of this shit Was never to just get some money The object of this shit Was to change the lives of mother fuckers That we ain't gonna never get a chance to meet Yes The moves I make today gonna secure the future Of the family members that I won't be living to meet Right You feel what I'm saying? We trying to secure the bag for mother fuckers We ain't even gonna be able to meet They just gonna hear stories about it Yeah, I'm telling you Boy, your great-great-grandfather That nigga was crazy Killing that nigga was crazy That motherfucker But he left this Left the bag So, at the end of the day, man Anybody, I don't give a fuck What situation you in, man You can make it happen You don't need a bunch of niggas to fuck with you You just need a couple niggas to fuck with you And you can make it happen I don't give a fuck where you come from So, shout out to all the youngins, man Who sent me that, them DMs And you know, they really be wanting to know You know, they be really, they be wanting to game They be really wanting to know, yo Is it possible? That's what they really be wanting to know Is it possible for me to make it the fuck out? It is It is, no Especially if you believe it You have to believe it You have to believe that you can If you believe it, you see it Put that footwork in, it'll work And add structure to your life Start waking up in the morning You the only one in the house Get up in the morning, maybe Other people will wake up with you Add structure or discipline Cause the jail will do it for you anyway Yeah, and I was talking about jail Now it's time for stories from the cell And this story is from the cell I'm talking about the first time I got jumped in jail by a white boy What happened was No, I had to slide it in quick To get this shit over with But it's real, see I'm in jail, right? This one I was still young I'm in Dallas penitentiary, right? I go to the child hall One thing about it I was a child hall champion, right? This back, when they used to give you Rice and beans a lot of times of the week They give you a bunch of rice on your joint This one, they was counting your porches You know how motherfuckers Shake the dip on you in jail This one they were just hitting that joint They were just like They was hitting it like this So I go to the joint So I run it down there But when I ran it down there It was about 10 people in line Because you know how when they hit the doors early They hit your tear, you first to go So you run, you know what I mean? I go down to the joint I run down to the child hall, right? So it's this white boy He got a little size on it But I ain't paying attention So I just walk through Cause he go to the wall Where everybody lined up But I walk from the wall Walk through a couple of the tables And walk in front He walk right up Yo, my man, what you doing? Right? I don't forget He was an Irish boy from Pittsburgh Right? I'm like, what you mean when I'm doing? He's like, what the fuck is you doing Busting me? And I seen he was ready to get loud And I knew I ain't want no smoke With this guy He was a big guy It looked like he It looked like he operated weights So straight up I'm gonna tell you what happened Okay, okay, okay So you saying a motherfucker Could spook you off of the look No, fuck what he talking about I'm asking you a question A nigga could spook you off the look Possibility It depends on the situation So let me explain what happened So now when he said, right The child was in crowded But more people starting to come in And I'm like, god damn, I rep on the line So the easiest thing to do Was to push he jack, right? Like a tape player Push he jack, so I said, uh No, no, I ain't even You know what? My bad, yeah Cause you ain't gonna be Busting nobody I didn't want this dude To keep going on Cause he was gonna blast me And if we got an offensive cups It would have been a problem right there Cause I'm little He's dude big as shit Big white boy, right? And he looked like He was just like an Irish mob Or some type of shit In Pittsburgh It was some serious shit I've seen him on the yard A couple of times The people respected him But I'm like, oh, shit, right? So I'm like, no, my fault, man I ain't mean to do it He said, yeah, don't be Busting no lines around here So you was bitching at a rapid rate I took my ass And went right back to the back Of the line Cause more people came I wanted to back at them Cause I ain't wanted nobody I ain't wanted to keep going I wanted to die down real quick Because if this scene Would have been took And able to transcribe this scene I'd have had to Fuck my jacket up Beginning of the bid Or ending of the bid That was at the beginning At the end No, you don't be doing all that I'm trying to get out of jail Everybody to talk that shit Like niggas don't really You know what I hate, though Niggas that come home You know what I hate from niggas From niggas from jail Every nigger That come home from jail Scream out I was running shit up there Nobody running jail I was the man up there I'm telling you I was running shit on them It's like, nigga You wasn't even running shit On the street How the fuck you was running shit In jail I'm confused Like Oh, you Because you was the nigger Who stuck some weed in your ass To get it into you Because you was the poofa You was running shit Niggas is crazy And another thing I hate Why do niggas think Because They was doing some illegal shit On the streets And All that happened was You got caught You go to jail You do A bunch of years And then when you come home You tougher than when you run in Why do niggas feel like that? I would try to ask about that Because when that white boy stepped in me I would Tough it wasn't even on my mind My whole thing was about Listen, we gotta It was like a motherfucking When he stepped in I seen what's going on I was like, hold the fuck up I gotta figure out a way For us to try to negotiate something Because this don't gotta go nowhere It don't have to go nowhere Because if this And I'm standing right next to the To the gate It was like a gate on a window And I'm like, if he just It's gonna be Shout out to Tim McCormick Wherever you are Yeah, I said, hold Let me slide the fuck about it Because I wasn't that dude that was on it I ain't the dude that went to jail And all of a sudden I became tough I became realer than everybody in society I'm thorough or tough And everybody that never went to jail I went to jail, did my time Got the fuck out Educated myself the best way And went and lived my life I wasn't mad at nobody I wasn't angry at nobody I wasn't trying to put Oh, I was in jail I'm toughen to you I put, and I let people know this When dudes say Damn, you a real nigga You did 20 years in jail I said, no, I'm a dickhead The boy that never went to jail Is a real nigga Right Don't never fuck that up, young boy Don't never get me mixed up And think that I'm realer than your pop I'm realer than your uncle And they got a real job That worked for A transportation Or work at Walmart No, I'm no realer than them I'm a human being just like them And me doing some dickhead shit And getting caught don't mean nothing Stories from the cell Don't you give a story from the cell real quick One time about how big mama eat that pussy Tell about how papa eat that pussy What you call the big papa Daddy Shout out to my dad I was thinking he was gonna reach out Cause I talked to him Talked about you on the last episode You haven't Hopefully you're alive And you're well corona free Alright, let me ask you one question though Out of every Alright, just say a hundred women In jail, how many of them get down? 98 Get the fuck out of here Girl jail is super gay I saw somebody get fisted in girl jail That was pretty wild Damn, they Fist it, that's the fist How many fists did you get in yours? None I mean get fingers Like Fingers Listen I saw someone get fisted And for sure For sure The women that are the gayest Are the married ones Like the husbands come every week And she come give you a kiss And she goes right back on the unit And she irons that bitch's clothes Yeah, she's cheating on you With the woman They used to smoke crack Wow Why, why, why, why, listen Because crackheads come to jail and they get all thick You know what I mean And they have to survive So they turn into men And they get women To take care of them So you sending money to the jail But really is going to big Deborah Like it was going to daddy I didn't have to spend a dollar on my father's cell He held us down She keep talking about my father like this Yo, he fucked up She fucked up Why would I call her dad if she fucked me? If I had sex with a woman Judy called me dad I blazed the shit out of daddy We have to ask Tootie about all that Hold, hold, hold, let me ask you a question I'll make the call Speaking of the shitty shmedium dicks Please get out of my dm I said I like shmedium dicks I don't want yours I don't When I'm looking for a shmedium dick I will put it on here Get out of my dm with that Listen, let me ask you a question I'm a dick, sir It's gross Let me ask you a question A bunch of little Hondas I have huge amounts of dick pics Shmediums Anybody who wants that I can forward them to you Ashy dicks Greasy dicks They found out They found out she like little stocky Hondas All the chubbers All the chubbers in the stubborn center Send the stocky Hondas over I swear These men are so happy that I came out And said that My dm is flooded with shmedium dicks I've even got action shots Cumb shots Right in the dm Chubbers and stubbers I'm the man for you That's how it starts Chubbers and stubbers Yes, I'm it You would love me Can I ask you a question about Daddy and Jill? Did you ever Did you clean the cell? Chubbers and stubbers Did you clean the cell or make her bed? Somebody came and cleaned our cell for us When I'm telling you this bitch ran shit She ran shit and I was her daughter Child to FDC Free FDC Three North Well listen, man Floor's waxed and all that Very close on that one Breaks off that pussy Listen We appreciate y'all for tuning in Each and every week The million dollars worth of the game Thanks, guys Listen, man Make sure y'all go online Get your merch BarstoolSports.com We got a bunch of T-shirts, hoodies, hats, etc Million dollars worth of the game Presented by BarstoolSports Right, million dollars worth of the game Presented by BarstoolSports New Amsterdam vodka Is the official vodka for BarstoolSports Make sure y'all get in tune with some of that And we appreciate y'all for making us The number one music podcast in the country Each and every week I'll go by the name of Gilly the King I'm Wild 0267 Don't call me white girl Thanks for all the love, everybody Thank you And it's just like that Right!