 Fluffle fucking day we are here the Ritz Manchester battle number one of five Manchester versus London one time if you're in a building make some noise Fluffle fucking day you know the score is your boy Err as always hit me on Twitter you want to holler me any other way all my links on the screen right about now this is Manchester versus London we are here in the Ritz the first time we've ever been in this venue big up all the staff are having us out we got fucking hundreds of crowd in the place it's gonna be nuts only five battles with a car today no further ado let's get straight into battle number one MC on my right hand side from Manchester representing make some noise for Sean O'Meach They've got Pete O'Fallee on the glasses Yes and on the left hand side from London representing make some noise for my fucking dude bitch! Don't flop every link you need is on the screen right now it's don'tflopshop.com if you like the guns every other link as I said is on the screen right now okay we chose off camera and who's got first? Big J? All right my brother first battle of the day first round of the day Manchester versus London is on big J let's go. Now when this battle got confirmed I got an inbox from Sensor telling me you're racist back of the line is where your place is you said you hate all black people and Asians but now they all hear why don't you say it to their faces because he said if it was back in the day fuck the slaves grab them mate and start happy slapping he even said if I weren't a don't flop boss he would have beat him up while he was out packy bashing how you're coming up against the white brother who's not racist you're about to get part off stage and you ain't winning shit now because then first couple boss just fucked up your chance mate because right now it's big J mr. Finnish a battle then start writing for the next one the same day see it shouldn't matter if they're black or white being racist is a loose fall because if there was a big hill and at the top everyone got to punch one black dude true talk then he'll slide to the top like a moonwalk my interviews have got more views than all your battles do that's fucking whack I'm helping you get known right now like I just did with Danny Jack because if it worked because if it worked for my name in the title no one would be clicking to watch a battle with sure no max I'll be surprised if you haven't come with free solid round thanking me for that because you try to smoke a big J well today he chose the wrong one because I've got too many angles coming at you like boom boom boom boom you don't know what's going on son and that bar right there was shit and I had no reason to do it I don't know why I said it mainly I said it so body bag you on banner line can make it look sick from different angles in the edit lost quite a lot bring rather something to laugh about my mummy said it's not about winning or losing it's about taking part that counts my boys they say fuck winning or losing it's picking parts that counts picking parts of your body part stretched because parts of your body getting picked apart till death and after I picked apart your body parts apart I've only got to catch the body that's left now let me quickly go back to this basic shit you racist prick he said to me so what if I'm racist who cares you can never fuck with my lyrics he only bought a packet of minstrels because he thought there was a golly warg in it bruv your dad plays football in flip flops you're so racist he looks in the mirror and shouts white power fuck the nignogs now this other shit racist shit he said he said they're not me the other racist shit he said trust me man it's still hurting he said bring back slavery just to get them little fuckers working also he was it's bad isn't it it's bad sense I told me all of this shit also also he was drunk at an event tried to deny the messages he said he admitted them in the end but I had to push him meet me off the round the back and I'll tell you what he said about Muslims he's got support from his bearded twin brother in the front row it in shape it does seems like you inflate it's a piss take because when I found out it was you if I've got to be honest that shit I'd be walking at walls like the evil old ticking off Wallace and grommet had a free-running kid off of quantum a solace I should have just planned to let a free kill this bitch like it was horrible bosses but I know that I've taken some horrible losses so you might actually think he'll pick up the winning or take this you know he's ended rits on the stage with some livings displayed against somebody shit he was facing but as soon as you take one step into that matrix and quickly I'm shape-shifting into an agent kicking your face in there's no phone ringing is waiting and wishing and praying but next time you walk into a station or jump on a track it would when they're bringing a training it's a size of three it can't be the one there's no way this kid is escaping and T5s are the only pills you should ever be giving his pagan you you couldn't be HK on your a-game come on face it you wack as shit you're the only person in a whole league ranked below fan a stick I mean even with three straight rounds laid down you get done off by two bars of freestyle by any one of them kids having a battle in the playground being the underdog you get big J is kind of bad guys thinking show and I just won't murder him you obviously put this pussy on a pedestal like a 40 year old virgin no London team are gonna pick up a winning money mate because I'm turned up before people set to decapitate like the fucking Beatles of the Islamic State the only difference is we're still gonna let you see it on the camera mate keep it on me like a difficult decision you won't just think he's been beat man you think I fucking killed him I'm like a winter solstice when I'm writing bars because I bring the decline to a rising star now no one get it no but you know he thinks he's a lad because he got a couple matches on tinder turns out he got to his mam and his sister you message me and ask me to say happy birthday to your girl who's a big fan now my first thoughts who the fuck is this div fan second thoughts let me congratulate her on a big day hi it's me the loopy Caucasian she replied and I instantly knew that she was part of the big J groupie foundation see she wanted to link me on a quick thing at the service station off of junction 12 suck my dick so good I knew she could function well but I'm only doing this round just to tell my girl because I'm scared to say it to her face because I don't think she'll take take this quite well but I fucked your chick after she inbox me and shit but don't worry it's a quick fuck there was no spark I'm only telling you because you're cool but for real she can blow fast you need to speak to your girl blood because she's trying to get in next man's boxes and you love her and never want to be apart but she's like Instagram because I gave the bitch two taps and she's already showing me a heart now your butters bitch is not a hottie I've only come here today to meet shottie what's up man what's up what's up man hey I'm Big J now the sign also want to tell you about his chick she's disabled as shit see when I met her at the service station I wanted to murk man quick because she rolled up to me with no legs in an electric chair blazing out German whip and after the sex and ting I asked her what she up to later she said I'm going out to get bladdered I told her to carry on sucking my dick because to be honest to answer that question never really mattered and after she left that's when it hit me well I was eating my mac d's breakfast how could she go out and get legless when she's already legless see I don't care if you get the wind today because to me you're still perfect I don't care how many times you tell me your girl's legs are real I for one know they're prosthetic see I don't give a fuck how you feel don't try to tell me your girl's legs are real he shouldn't steal because I bet she's the same size as blood strolls mom and she's standing on a pair of wooden stilts standing on a pair of wooden stilts see you can't beat me blood you're lost son she wears trainers and rolls around the block because now I'm only pulling your leg shame she ain't got none your legged butters disabled bitch is not a keeper I would happily put that stupid slut in a sleeper I think I've won this battle so I'm gonna kick back relax and take a breather and she's like you in this battle because you ain't got a fucking leg to stand on Eva town so you could move in with your hoover see that's the type of intelligence you're using with your humour you were cancelling this league and removal of the tumour slash student moving past the tutor I'm sick and tired of checking don't flock and seeing this stupid fat old loser I wish I could block his existence from my browser when I'm using my computer like some kind of fat bastard youtube ad remover I mean I know he's got a following online I see him getting tweets from user after user but the last time he got a follower he was tripping with a tuba yo character limit he ain't on the level of Sean and Matt when I'm spitting I don't even need to stretch it out to show you that I'm accurate with it I'm straight to the point there's some archivy livix and it's a fact you've been getting away with cheek jokes for ages so I think it's about time I gave it a go your mum is a prostitute with a ginger acro and nicknames orange pay as you go but yo I heard a fucking pussy it's huge and it spans acres I mean the size of that poon's a damn shame when she's on a period and tries to use a pad mate it looks like superman's cape blowing round in Bruce's back cave because we're a pubes in a storeable a pussy smells worse than food from the hospital and it's always a guy hanging out the back when they're running a train like the movie lost a bit of weight in like 2010 looking at you know I'd say you found it again fucking insulate the wires with dark tape because you was chopping them trying to figure out how to get optimistic though you could be obese if you lost a fucking if he's a couple stone thinner I mean you're the type of guy to brush his teeth with chicken drumsticks and shout out a roast dinner I mean I know I shouldn't be too tough on his weight it's obvious he's got an up on his plate a massive waste of line on his massive waistline I've called him fat like eight times he's stood there thinking tell me something I don't know salad tastes nice cool from bamalam bamalam and he told me that he heard that your mum's deaf and she walked out on you as a kid now that's fine but she's deaf so you're stupid because you should have seen the signs see you're much older now much older now oh thank you very much brother see you're much older now and she's back in your life but she's still deaf and she'll still walk out and leave you and you've took after her because you're boring as fuck and you ain't got nothing to talk about Eva because you ain't gonna beat me bro how will you a winner when you have to throw up gang signs when asking your mum for dinner see I'm on this battleshit cuss I'm a rider it's true when you and your mum have conversations together it's like watching a back-to-back cypher on mute a torture I just think it's proper funny that your mum can only watch telly at 4am when there's a little man in the bottom corner see I'm beating this guy like it's fun I'm killing his vibe you the decision they must be deaf like your mum you just sit and wait for your opportunities to come to you that's why there's no heart when you spit a verse so take your mum's advice because even she knows more than anyone the actions speak louder than words because she's deaf so listen so listen mr. sure no mac you can never spit around like that when your mum speaks to you she sounds like that oh fuck herself now I'm going to take your t-shirt off one arm at a time it was when you said it was a bitch you deserve no respect like DK just trying to be unnecessarily harsh in your lines and then the next round he choked and forgot half of his rhymes have you seen his face changed quicker than fucking stars in her eyes and I bet you wish you could have travelled backwards in time like Marty McFly because she said who's the bitch now you nearly started to cry you were staring at the floors of tears filled the bottom I'm thinking now man she's right because she can freestyle better fucking bars on her right what is your granddad Michael fucking G you weren't worrying in the London streets and drawing things to clutch and squeeze I bet your mum gives you a saucer for your cup of tea with bobbins and some custard creams are sorted on them underneath and talk she's that fucking sweet I mean you got me wondering why I'm wasting my time with these rejects I mean after raise the bar of heart I'd be climbing up three steps I mean it was bizarre the battle that I've won with a line that are freed yet with T-Kits to be real I can't deny I've got beat yes but I never showed a single sign that I declined if I'd regressed from the mind just thinking I shouldn't be stressed I mean the viewers online haven't seen yet but they have now and I'm here in a battle that I'm worried it's going to be uploaded as TJ vs Mikey from recess I mean stop it you have no perception of depth like your visioning stereo scoffing that's why it's inboxed on sensor then any old topic you're not going to pick up the win today by trying to force rumors because I'm more ruthless you're only here to die on cam like George Lucas is storm troopers this is a thinking cap versus dunce's cap you need a fitness class and a zumba class you need to start fucking swimming laps and jumping jacks to trim your abs and stomach class because to put it pretty obvious you're big and fat you're southern twat I'm lucky to hurt your back and make you hit higher notes in Shirley Bassie you're on the same wavelength like sound and vision he's never seen his dad from the waist up like cow and chicken