 over and over again. I think Adam, do you agree with me a bit on that? I don't know. Yes, of course. That's why everybody complains that there's so many foreign and independent films on my lists. It's because a lot of the ones that I enjoy are ones that are really kind of like out there. I usually, when I'm excited for a movie, it's because I expect it to offer something different than, you know, what you could typically find just by, you know, seeing what is the most advertised or popular movie of the year, right? So the only valid complaint about you, Adam, is that you haven't completed your Synecdoche New York review. I'm working on it. It doesn't mean I don't enjoy these films. I think we all enjoy these films, right? Like, they can all be enjoyable. But at some point, repetition is kind of the only word you can use to describe it. No. I don't get how... There's some chain restaurants that are really good, but, you know, I think if I lose the analogy, I want to wow my examples. I want to try something I haven't had before. Less analogies, more examples. Yeah, I don't get how like Ragnarok is like homecoming, is like Civil War. Yeah, well Ragnarok is like a... Ragnarok is a bit of a different movie. I would agree. Hold on a second. I think you can create a formula. Ragnarok is a Galaxy movie, but... Okay, well, okay. See, there you go. That's the thing. It's a train of thought, but it's not the same movie. Like James Gunn's interpretation of wacky humor isn't the same as Tyka's. But I agree with what you're saying. I still think if we boiled it down to production, it's the fact that the like, especially the Ragnarok, a lot of stuff just doesn't look like it's really happening. It just feels fake. It feels empty. And that's what I don't... I just don't... But not the writing. I think the writing has solid points. I think Moller would be on the other side of this argument. Yeah, I'd like to actually... I just think that we would ultimately disagree, because Moller, you and I usually agree on a lot of things, but I think that my issues with the Marvel Cinematic Universe... Should we start? Well, so I've got bad news. What's the bad news? The last time this happened, I had to nuke the... It's permanently live, I think, the previous stream, even though I'm not streaming it anymore, which means I can't do anything with it now. It'll just stay stuck at live forever. I can unlist it, but as far as YouTube's concerned, it's like alive and well, and it'll just never... Honey, I had this exact issue the other fucking day. It'll never process, and it'll never... The other thing I can download, it's just gonna be a fucking malignant tumor. What do you use to stream? OBS. Well, have you ever considered recording it while you're streaming, so that it wouldn't get lost if... I mean, well, this is a really new problem. It'll go up eventually. It's a very... Yes, it's a really new problem to YouTube. I record everything I stream. Yeah, I know, but listen, this is a new problem that has just apparently happened to you. Yeah, we've gone through like 67 episodes. It's alive. It's alive. The chat is saying it's alive, and it's not repeating the same clip. Well, no, so there's a second stream now with the same title and everything. Unfortunately, this will be what people assume was the entirety of, you know, EFF68, if it actually works this time. It doesn't just randomly screw up. While the other one, I don't know how to fix it. It just stays live. I don't know either. I had... No, I had this exact issue the other day when I tried to make my Star Wars funeral stream, and it would just... It started cycling my stream keys. Like, it just started making new stream keys every five seconds, and I was like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? In three years on YouTube, I have never seen that happen. So, I think talking about Star Wars in particular is a bit of a no-no, but in particular, YouTube seems to be a shitfest. What a shock. Who's surprised? How long had this stream gone for? Because, theoretically, I could just hopefully get the playback working to the point where I can just record the whole thing. If I leave it record, you know what we are, I mean? Yeah, it was four hours and 40 minutes. Yeah, apparently that is accessible. If that stays accessible, I might be able to rescue that portion of the stream at the very least. But yeah, no, that's unfortunate. I don't know what... And this thing, my internet is fine. I don't even... I don't know that that might have just been... No, it's not your internet. It's not your internet. It's YouTube being a big gay. Sorry, man. Yeah, I know they've got two live streams right now, apparently. It's like, no, I don't know. That's awesome. Created one on the 31st of December, created the other on January 1st. Hey, welcome to the new year. Welcome to the new year. I'm in the Pacific. So it's still six hours. I'm in 2019. I'm in the past, my day. It's okay. You'll get here eventually. Yeah, I'll actually take a serious look into the whole, like, recording it, while streaming it thing from now on. That sounds like a good mount plan. You can have it automatically record when you press the stream button. Yeah, it's not that hard. Yeah, well, it's not that hard. Don't talk about hard things, Rags. You get me all aroused. Oh, yeah, I'm assuming it doesn't it doesn't tax the machine that much then. No, it's still you can set your recording settings too. I mean, like it doesn't have to be a super high bit rate, especially with this format of stream. It's not like it's not like you're doing like 4k video games or anything. I think even like if you have things that like if you take the box that makes it so that your stream and recording uses the exact same settings, I think it doesn't strain the CPU that much extra because it's doing the same amount like the same encoding and then it sends it off to the stream and then to your hard drive. Okay. So it encodes it once and sends it off twice, if that makes sense. So I don't think it's actually doing that much extra work. All right. Yeah, just have your stream settings the same as the recording settings, which I believe the recording would be capped at the same settings, depending on which version of OBSCF says we're live with 1300 watching. Hello. Hello everybody who apparently hates me now. You're fine. Oh, I don't I don't really care. No, I don't I don't mind because because here's the thing I'm actually interested in having this conversation because I've never talked about this before with anybody. Oh, I came at Mahler with the comic book argument and by the end of it, I was convinced. Oh, I don't care about the arguing against rags always makes you feel Listen, listen, when I when I say when I bring up the comic book stuff, it's like here's a thing that come of the comic books kind of did maybe better or the things that come books did worse. That's my only point and my only point in the entire MCU thing is that I don't want to see the MCU go the way of the comic books because the comic books kind of suck. Yeah, I just feel like it's entropy there. They're eventually just going to run out of content that's going to be like they can't reproduce it. They don't have the the comic book side of Marvel doesn't produce content anymore. That's as interesting as it used to be. So they can't make movies based on that content. So the factory that's exist. Oh, they're not going to touch like ecstatic ecstatic would make a fantastic TV show, but they're never going to do that because it's too weird. Well, the other TV is too expensive to produce on the level of a Marvel movie. Like let's say you have an average cable network like HBO show is budgeted around $14 million an episode to maybe 18. And then you combine that up the whole season is basically the cost of one movie. And the MCU movies cost twice that. Plus you multiply that in by two for the advertising for the movie. So for them to do a television show, especially like people forget about like the Netflix and the streaming thing, the economics of it haven't been fully worked out yet. Like Netflix is super in the hole. Amazon doesn't have to be profitable on the video side because they have the Amazon shipping company basically to back them up. And Disney Plus, they don't have a program that's equivalent to that. So a lot of these companies, they don't have the faith in the content to invest in the television series on the same level as they do for a movie. It'd be just too expensive. Be like $25 million an episode to actually get a movie look to a TV show. I will fix chat in a moment. Hopefully I wouldn't have lost the five hours. I will try and find a way to rescue it. It's just unfortunate. Yeah, hopefully it should have been saved by YouTube. But who knows? This website is booked. Yeah, the previous stream just went unavailable for me. I was able to. I've privated it so I don't like encourage people to be confused by it basically. I've got a new chat to use now apparently. So it thinks the other stream is still going? Yeah, that's what it did to me the other day. The last time I did that, it didn't end for like hours and hours. And I eventually had to just delete it to get rid of it. Yeah, I can't remember. No, yeah, there was, I think I had that issue once. Might not have been the same issue. But I had to like, there's like a weird live streaming tab. There's like several different ones in the manager and I forget which one. But like, I found one where like at the top right, I just pressed end stream or something like that. I don't know if that's the same issue or not, or if you've tried that. Was it because there's like a live control panel thing, is that what that is? It's something in there. I don't know. I've rarely ever live streamed to YouTube. So, but there was a point where it went on forever. And I had to like go back into it and press like a button to literally end the stream through YouTube. Oh my goodness. Regardless of whether or not. I just found the button you told me about. Yeah, regardless of whether or not you're streaming to OBS, it's unlike Twitch. You can't just start and stop with OBS. You have to like physically end it through YouTube, I believe. Really? Oh my god. I've had to do that before for sure. Okay. Well, I just ended it as far as it's concerned. I guess we'll see what happens. Yeah. And then just wait a while to show up in your video manager in like 24 hours or something like that. What I can do instead is release them both as part one, part two. Uh, because I guess like we did episode 50 as part one, part two, part three. So it's not like it's breaching any kind of continuity. Right rags. Right. We have to keep continuity with absolutely. Um, yeah. Okay. Well, in that case, yeah. Um, I don't know. I should probably start. I don't know how long I'll be able to last in terms of like 12 hours or not. So I should probably start reading super chats if, um, if anyone else would like to sort of eject at this point. Uh, this would be probably a pretty good juncture. I wouldn't want to force anyone out. I'm just saying, uh, in case you wanted to. Uh, I'll probably head out then. I'm super fucking tired. Mm hmm. Oh, good night. Um, yeah, I want to have to, I want to have a debate. So I'm staying on. Do you want to plug, plug your twitch? Uh, nah. Oh, I don't really. Subscribe to Forty. Yeah, guys, autism on Twitch. Um, it'll be in the description of these videos. He streams once per year at this point. When was the last time you streamed? I don't know. A couple of months ago. Fucking worthless. Hey, man, I, I do other things. Name a single thing. I, I bought jeans last. Pull them up high and tight. What means? No, but, uh, it's been fun. I've, I've, I didn't know how to deal with that. Okay. So anyway, I've, uh, contributed to the, uh, conversations where I could. Mm hmm. Well, as much as others, but. All right, then. See you around, dude. But yeah. See ya. What a nerd. Oh, he's gone. He's gone forever. All right. Where do I find the debate? Debunk me on, I don't even know what we're talking about. 1v1 me. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. 1v1 me on, uh, um, Marvel character. I don't even know what it is. Like people are like super mad at me now. Like, because I, I don't love the Marvel cinematic universe, which I'm sorry. I was under the impression that most of, like half of our families really does seem to have a very big issue with most of the MCU. Like talking positively about the MCU, they'll be like, why are you talking positive about the most enormous content ever? I'm getting very aggressive messages on Twitter. And it's like whatever, whatever, you know, but I wasn't actually doing that because I I kind of thought most people had a mixed opinion on the MCU, but apparently, oh no, you cannot think negative. You can't even say like, I don't love it. I didn't know that that was, I can just help you out. Black Panther, Captain Marvel, fucking even like Ant-Man. I didn't know that you couldn't say that like you didn't love the MCU. There's loads of films in the MCU that are just terrible. I didn't, I wasn't aware of that, of that, of that particular thing, but I will say this. Who, who, uh, not, not prepared for that shit. All right, then. Mike, I guess I don't know what was, what was the big actual contention that I didn't think that, I didn't think that some of the characters had the best character development they could have had, which, like I said, I would have really liked Iron Man. I would really like Tony Stark to have been more of Ultron's father, as it was the case with Hank Pym in the comic books. And I'm not saying that everything needs to be the same. It needs to be the same as the comic books. I'm saying that was a better story. See, I think that you just need to not take it personally that the chat is being a meme center. Because like the idea of a better, a better story or not, I'm not exactly sure if that applies anymore just because of saturation. Like people know Spider-Man in and out. They already know the Ben dying his arms, whatever story. So then when they introduce into the Spider-Verse or into the Spider-Verse or whatever, it provides an alternate version of that story that you're not expecting, even though it's the same story that you're coming for. I think the chain restaurant thing that YMS said earlier, Adam, that was a great thing because that McDonald's won't go out of business just because you prove to them that the meat quality isn't good, because that's not why they're there. And even though you can say that that's diminishing the product, I don't think that it is in the minds of the people that actually care about it in that way. I don't think it's an equivalence between the comic book and the movie either because the comic books have already done what the movies are going through now. And yeah, when I say chain restaurant, it wasn't even necessarily implying fast food, like the keg or something, you know, like, you know what you're going to get. It's nice food, but you can only, you know, some people want to have it all the time. Other people, you know, might want something different after a while. I also think that I also think there's something to the idea of if a Marvel movie is like a hamburger, there's very, there's a range of quality that you can get. You can get a gourmet hamburger that's $25 and it's amazing and you can get a generic one. And I think that the popular entertainment that Marvel produces is exactly in the right realm for it. And they've learned from their mistakes. I think it's a great example of mainstream entertainment, but it still has the same problems that we've been talking about before. Yes, there are better comic book stories. Yes, there are. Okay, all my, my entire point, if I can try to surmise this to get the death threats to stop coming in, because wow, we guys, the thing is, all I have been saying is that I think that the comic books have some good ideas. And actually, my point was that I didn't want the movies to become the comic books because I think the comic books are ultimately failures. That's what I've been saying. I don't know how else I can say that, but please stop sending me your death threats on Twitter. Thanks. All right, there you go. Also, hi, Seth Bull. How do you do? I am doing great. How is everyone else you're doing? Magical. Oh, stream crashed. It died. Yeah, I saw it. I got a notification on my phone saying that you guys were streaming, like, well, you guys were streaming like four hours ago. Yeah. Don't know what caused it. What happened? I honestly don't know. It's some kind of, maybe OBS? I really, we really don't know. But either way, I'm going to, I'm going to start reading out these messages from Superchats now. So anyone is welcome to, you know, jump in on anything they want to, whenever they want to. It's been quite the stream. Anyone want to say anything before I start? Oh, I guess not. As long as these usually go for. Oh, well, hours. Legitimate answer. The longest it's ever been rags probably like seven hours, I think. Seven. Oh, for the Superchats? I can get kind of crazy. Can get a little silly. All right then. Perfect timing. I was just about to start drinking. Yeah, excellent. I've been drinking this whole time. It's still upsetting that the mean old Mr. YouTube did what it did, though. Well, you didn't warn me enough, you son of a bitch. I cried for 30 minutes last night. Oh yeah, that was from James Moore. I've been watching Buffy, a poor man. It's very emotional in the latest seasons. I'm going to make rags, watch it one day just so he can relate to this commentary. Look up Quebec high speed wind road sign. Anyone recognize what that is? Quebec high speed road sign? Quebec high speed wind road sign. No, I have no idea what that is. Hey, Mollard, do you mind if I ask a question really quick? I don't know if this has been asked, but ER, are you going to cover the Netflix avatars? Oh yeah, absolutely. Is that the next video or do you have something else? A little ways off, but that's probably, that's the only reason my channel still exists. All right, because that your fury gives me. That was all I wanted to interject, sorry. Cosmonaut Snipes at you and his new video at 2350. Okay, it's all he does is snipe at me. The second he wants to have a conversation with me, he's fucking welcome to it. I keep offering him, but he's always like, oh yeah, maybe it's like, yeah, you never will. He's not the type that really is interested in actually having a discussion, like a level headed good faith discussion with someone. He'll either snipe at people or he'll respond to the really dumb ass responses so he can dunk on people and like when it comes to someone just trying to be nice with him and polite. I saw a portion of his video. He says like he's really tired of people saying that Reyes and Mary Sue, and we've dealt with like powerful people throughout the series. And he references Obi-Wan beating Darth Maul as an example of someone doing something overpowered. And his, the reasoning is that Darth Maul killed Qui-Gon, and Qui-Gon is Obi-Wan's master. So how did Obi-Wan beat Darth Maul? Is this guy, has he ever watched like a sporting event ever? I was just like bewildered. I was like, is that really what you go with compared to Rey? Like that's what you got. It's so weak. You know, it's funny because I was, I was just on Smud Boyz stream and what I did before I got off was I read through a bunch of, you guys have heard of TV tropes, I assume, right? Yeah. Okay. So TV tropes has a page called Common Mary Sue traits and I've screencapped like a bunch of them. I think there's like at least 20 that fit Rey to a T. And so like I read them all out and as I was going through them, I mean, I mean, people were thinking that I was done. And I'm like, no, we've still got like another five screencaps to go through. And it almost feels like it's a checklist that they were going through to like make Rey into the ultimate Mary Sue. Like all of the essentials are right there. I mean, it's pretty funny that the plot prevented her even from dying. Like it's like the plot was like, no. Oh, yeah. On the Common Mary Sue traits list, there's she's too good for the sinful earth and will perform a heroic sacrifice to prove it. The story will often go out of its way to ensure that she doesn't leave an ugly corpse, either by a method involving no external physical damage or just not leaving a body to be recovered. Half the time it doesn't take any way. So there you go. Yeah. Well, yeah, this is the thing. And there's people out there who are saying like, she does not fit every parameter of a Mary Sue. And I'd be like, I think at this point, the spirit of the Mary Sue, of what like constitutes it and pretty sure Rey meets it at this point, like really. The question is a number of criteria that she fits. The question is, were they trying to do it out of malice or was it just the incompetence of the people in charge that don't know how to tell a good. Well, I think that looking at the sequel trilogy as a whole incompetence and inability is a probably the most likely option. I think so, too, that it because when you see the inexperience of all the people that were involved in creating it and their inability to face the criticism, what else can you say? Although Ryan Johnson, I think he did it out of malice. What, making her super strong? Everything. I think that he used her as a bludgeon against every other character. And the JJ Abrams take is that she's just a me. Yeah, like she's clearly she's like monolithic compared to Luke. Like that they have that shot where she's like trying to hand him his iconic weapon and he's like, no. The perfect example is rocks, ironically, where if you gauge however powerful Jedi is by their force ability to lift something, she lifts the most amount of things, you know. Luke can barely lift up one rock standing on his head, which is impressive to us as regular people, but Rey can hover in the air with all the rocks around her and then flip out of it. That's some pretty advanced shit. I would actually like assume that JJ did that just to like have a cool visual and be like, look how far she's come. But then all of us are just like, what the fuck? Oh, she's like the things that you show on the screen mean things. Someone in the chat pointed out that the original Mary Sue, like what the trope is named after was actually a parody. So I think that Star Trek, it was it wasn't a parody. It was a legitimate Star Trek fan fiction. I thought that was a parody of like that. No, it was not. No, it was a legitimate Star Trek fan fiction. Yes. Okay. It was not a it was not a parody. It was legitimate Star Trek fan fiction. That's where the term Mary Sue comes from. Yeah. And personally, it's from my side that they come from. I'm sorry. It's from my people. Well, the the Star Trek, the Welsh, the Welsh made. Welshy. Well, well, no, I mean. How ironic. The Trekkers or Trekkies, however you want to call them. But yeah, it's us. We're we're responsible for that. The irony is that Trek is all about the science and logic and ethics of a situation. So putting a Mary Sue into Star Trek is very stark. You can obviously tell when someone in Star Trek has way too much plot. There's a lot of people saying it's a parody in the chat. I don't think it was a parody. As far as I know, the original the original story from which it originates was a legitimate story. As that's as far as I know. So I don't think it matters anyway. If a character is a Mary Sue, what really matters is how shit I think I just think that whether it's a parody or not, it should just be renamed to Rape Halpatine. Instead of saying that this character is a Mary Sue, just know this character. Race Skywalker. That's true. Race. I love it. Sorry, rags. I watched the movie with the character. Oh, my gosh. I watched the movie with no connection to the Star Wars canon. I just let it do and say whatever it wanted. And I just did the one punch man. Okay, face the whole movie. I was like, all right, yeah, she's a Palpatine. That's hilarious. Who came up with that idea? I was just thinking like as a writer, you have to be a complete hack to think that these choices are good choices. They're not a singular good choice in the movie for fixing the problems that the fans had. It's like they didn't even pay attention. Ra says that's a parody. Ra has spoken. I'm not so sure of that, but I would have to see additional kind of stuff. Well, I agree. It's a parody. The man standing against the Waman. I stand alone. EFAP Civil War. Let's go. I stand alone with rags. I stand alone together with Mahler. On the EFAP Civil War? No, on the Rey being a parody. Mary, the Mary Sioux thing being a parody. Mary Parody. Sioux. Oh, Mary Parody. I just, I don't. I'm going to stand on the sidelines. The original fan fiction was legitimate. As far as I know, the original Star Trek parody thing or the original Star Trek fan fiction was legitimate. I don't know if it's considered parody in the aftermath, whatever. I am pretty sure that it was intended as a parody. It could be read like, I guess that some people could try to interpret it as a legitimate story, but it's like 50 years old, 40 years old. Does it really matter anyway? No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. We have to know this. I just don't think that the original thing was a parody. I think the person actually wrote that story legitimately. Although, I mean, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Yeah. It doesn't matter. I guess you could ask like, is my immortal, is my immortal the Harry Potter fan fiction parody? And that's obviously a parody. Are these super chats a parody or are they straight? So, well, I should say, holy shit. Based not put in the discord, it said that it was a parody, but every aspect of it was taken from actual fan fiction. Like the idea of it was- Yes, there is an actual fan fiction. People will not know this. Well, no, no, no. Well, like as an actual fan fiction of Star Trek that existed prior to the Mary Super Parody. Yes. Yes. So we're not even talking about the same fan fiction. Yes. But wow. Oh my god, guys. I don't know if they're going to see for something, but wow. This is really bad. You are on eFap after all. Anyway, Moeller, have you invited Preston Jacobs to these? That name is familiar. What's Preston Jacobs do? Preston Jacobs. I'm going to find out. Uh, I don't think I've invited this person to eFap before. That is, that is, that is my review in full. Happy new decade, my Ewoks. So it's pretty racist. Rags, do you believe in any conspiracy theories? Um, hmm. Conspiracy theories. Do I believe in- I don't think so. I'm not like, uh, I don't think Bush did 9-11. I don't think the world is flat. I don't believe the Illuminati exists. Epstein. Um, Epstein definitely didn't kill himself. Does the rise of Skywalker's Rotten Tomatoes score count as a conspiracy theory? I don't think it was yet, honestly. I think it's too fishy. I don't believe it. There you go. That's two already. That's sort of a conspiracy, I guess. I don't, I can't think of any big ones. I don't believe in ancient aliens. Um, I don't think- What are some of those weird- Like, I don't think politicians are androids. Chemtrails? I don't believe in chemtrails. What about that holocaust? What about the frogs being gay? The holocaust? You mean the alleged holocaust? Yeah, I hear that one. Oh, yes. I think the holocaust did happen. That was already established when, uh, DX, um- That was such a weird moment. Uh, happy new year, Rags, Moeller, and all of EFAP. Happy new year. 2020, the year of the Ewok. And that had been 2019. Oh, I guess it begins now. Jay Longbone has set it in motion, or Quinton and Jay Longbone, I suppose. Please react to E.M.I. War, the movie on EFAP, with all of our favorite Aussie Ewoks. E.M.I. War. E.M.I. War. Is that like a- Oh yeah, you don't know about the E.M.I. War? Someone said aliens exist, right? E.M.I. War? This is like, oh, ancient aliens. I don't believe in the ancient aliens theory. No, the Australians tried to kill a whole bundle of- of- of E.M.I.s and lost. And the aliens stopped them. I do think they're aliens out there somewhere, but that's basically just one of those probability kinds of arguments with the universe and the- That's what we need. That's what we need to build a- Space wall. Keep up them there, aliens. From our Earth. Can you imagine how good an alien would be at a job? All those arms and eyes and stuff, man? They're gonna take- How do you call us Ewoks? We like African fairies. Oh. Like a sub-culture. African fairies. Rhee, you massives. Apparently we annoy people by streaming on this- this night. That must have been it. Wait, you told me I killed Padme in my anger. Yeah. Well then how was she able to give birth to twins? That doesn't add up. Well, I told you it was true from a certain point of view. I mean, you could- If someone's close to giving birth and dies, you can save the babies for sure, right? That's- Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I mean, if- I mean if- You could like six months in and stuff like that, you could save a baby. We're getting pretty good at being able to save babies. That's still a pretty poor explanation for killing off Padme and making a dramatic change over for Darth Vader. Dying of sadness is totally a good thing. You're a hateful toxic ruta. She's lost the will to live. Oh, such a like, what? Bitch, she's a woman. That's why he said no at the end of the movie like that. He was like, I don't- I don't believe this script. That's ridiculous. Will whom it crab rags ever return? I don't think so. No, I don't think so. Don't be sad. It won't happen again. Smile that it happened at all. What are they referencing? A long time ago in a video, I referenced my avatar and I was talking about avatars for just a moment. And so for just a brief moment, I got a hermit crab and put like the shades on it. Oh. All right then. Bar the time can have this year back. It was a ripoff. He's not going to take it back. No refunds. 2020 is the year Boris will reform the empire. Oh my God. People are saying it's the end of the decade, but the decade ends in 31st of December 2020. In Gregorian calendar, there is no year zero. So decades are XXX1 to XXX0. Well, that's if you're assuming that it's the year 2020. Is that how long you think the earth is? The earth is obviously 6000 years old because the Bible says. Is that a conspiracy theory? Is the Bible a conspiracy theory? Don't know. Kitschgesagt released like a calendar that has like, it's like 12,000 or something. The actual or I don't say 12 billion or something ridiculous. I can't remember what it is, but the calendar is like based on something completely different for the actual year of the planet. So that's cool. It's like the year 4.6 billion. Yeah, I'd consider like young earth creation and would technically young earth creationism sorry could technically count as a conspiracy theory because of the whole like, well, why is everyone in school teaching by the earth is billions of years old and not just six or 8,000. So probably counts. Jesusly rude. It's just as opinion on gate. That sounds familiar to me. Stein's gate. No, I know exactly what you're talking about. If you look at these symbols, then you will be activated and become an MK ultra victim. It's a conspiracy that gifted and talented education programs were secret government experiments into people that had acipital lobes or something like that and they have like psychic powers or indigo children. It's all part of the same conspiracy idea. Yeah, but I mean really autism telekinesis if show me the difference, I don't I don't see one. It's technically it's not psychics. It's empaths. We can read people's emotions. No, I'm just kidding. I can do that with my eyes. No, I just I love the idea that rags met several people with autism who could move things with their bodies. Just like, oh yeah. Isn't that just yeah, of course. Yeah, something up for debate. I'm confused. I would never say that. Hello, my Ewoks also high rags. Hello. I haven't seen you guys since last year. Yeah, it's been a while. It has been a while. Hello, all you massive Ewok and words now. Oh, no, no, no. Oh my goodness. Ewok and words and like that. EFAP has gone me through a lot of tisms this year. The banter debates, memes and wholesome moments have been amazing to watch. Thank you all so much for being the best show on YouTube, which is an objective fact. Damn. All right, I gotta head out. All righty, I'll see you later. I get thanks for coming on. It's been fun talking movies. Hopefully it wasn't a disaster or anything. Nice meeting you. I was just organizing my schedule for a film festival I'm going to anyway. So it's just literally in front of my computer anyway. So anyway, yeah, thanks for having me. Catch you around, dude. It's been fun. Bye bye. For you. Bye bye. Bye bye. And did you want to hop out as well, Aidan? Yeah, I gotta go. Things are getting... A little bit spicy. Thanks for me on... I usually really like being on, but wow, we... People do not like the fact that I'm not a massive fanboy of the MCU, but I will maintain the position that I don't love every movie in the MCU. Don't let them get to you. Your opinion is valid. I was gonna say you have a valid opinion. You were the selection of people who would rip into Marvel movies depending on which one you're talking about, seriously. Like, we've just had a whole podcast with it. Is this the same chat that ships Moller and Aidan? Yeah. Some of the messages have just been kind of like, wow. I mean, I don't... I'm not afraid actually of anything because I know that I'm outside of anyone's capacity to actually deal with me or to hurt me, but like, holy shit. My only thing is that like, could it kind of be like, somebody doesn't love a movie series and it's okay? Yeah, because ultimately this is just a movie and the most cynical people run this business, so anybody that's fanboying or fangirling to the point where you're attacking Aidan, think about what your life is like. Jesus, are people fucking doing that? Um, like, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, but yeah. Yeah, no, don't tell me these people ruin your happy new year. It's a new year. Yeah, happy new year, guys. Oh yeah, absolutely. Thank you for having me on. I didn't mean this and I didn't mean this at all and I actually just wanted to have a conversation about the MCU because I think it's interesting, but... It is a really interesting one. It's not one we have as much as we probably should. Agreed, yeah. I'd be willing to do it another time, but I wasn't expecting that tonight on New Year's, but yeah, bye-bye guys. Goodbye, see you later. Thanks for coming on, we'll catch you later. Nice meeting you. And then there were five. Only men now. Well, that confirms it. A bunch of incels running a red-pilled podcast. Oh yeah. All right, hello long man in Raggleton. Hello. Hello. Have you heard about Boyega talking on the Disney trilogy in Ralo? Yeah, I think... What's the take? He thinks it's weird, right? Or does he? Who, John Boyega? Yeah, like from earlier I can't remember exactly what... Oh, absolutely he thinks it's weird. Have you seen his tweets? I guess I haven't seen probably a lot of... Yeah, he's put out some odd ones. Let me find the tweets that he's made. It's pretty interesting. Okay, yeah, okay, I found it. I'm linking it to you in the chat right now. Hold on. Paste, there we go. That's the tweet that's blown up a bit at 105,000 likes. Someone's contract has ended. Well, he said he didn't want to come back anyway, or at least on Disney Plus, but yeah, he's definitely making fun of the stupid romance. And it's funny, I actually think that there is more reason for Poe and Finn to be together than for Rey and Kylo. Like, I think there's more reason for Finn and Rey to be together based on The Force Awakens. That was the whole curve that they were trying to go for. He's clearly interested in her. That's the reason why he keeps trying to follow her. But now he's been relegated to the friend zone because Reylo or something. Rey friend zone, the guy that was protecting her from the guy that she ends up kissing at the end of the trilogy. This movie is a perfect example of how culture has just completely lost its mind. It's just like, yeah, this sounds like a good idea. Let's go with this. This is new and interesting, even though it doesn't make any sense. Let's just run with it. But yeah, I mean, I want to hear more from him. I would interview the shit out of it, but I'd be like, so... John Boyega, come on to EFAT. We'll talk about how much Disney screwed over your character. And then we'll talk about all the different things your character could have been and how well you would have acted it because you're good shit. Yeah, I liked your acting. I think John is going to have a career beyond this. I can see him going beyond that. He's pretty talented. That's pretty good. The only talent, untalented person in this movie is fucking Dave. Wow. Are we, are we, is that the consensus? Is it not that she's not being directed to do certain things? Is it that she's the bad actress? Have you seen any other movie that she's been in or? No, that's why I'm asking if that's the consensus. I don't actually, I don't think I've seen anything else with her in... Like, I haven't seen anything else with her either. She just does this very like up in your face English dramatic acting style where it's just there's not very much variation on her character. It's not very natural. It's all very... What's the word for it? It's not pretentious, but it's, it's... Shit. That's a good word for it. Yeah. She can't close her mouth. She closed her mouth when she died. Yeah. That seems to be the only time that she does do that. The only other thing I've seen her in, she was a corpse. Okay. Well, there's the other time. I'm not going to specify it, but I'm sure it happened. So yeah, eat the fuck out. I doubt it. She was on Murder of the Orient Express and she looked completely out of place in a period picture. And they expect her to have a career. It's not gonna... Circling back to John Boyega, I've recently watched Pacific Rim Uprising, which was a mistake. Don't watch that movie. And he was still kind of enjoyable to watch in it. He, he's very like, he seems to get into it no matter what role he's in. He wants to be a star, for sure. And he has never been given the chance. And I don't think that people that look at him view him as a star because of his... Gleb, Jay Longbone in chat attributed you saying that Daisy really is untalented to me. Well, we kind of look alike, but... We do look and sound alike. I love Jay Longbone. She's one of my favorite YouTubers. So shout out. We love him at that part instead of the way he is. He has mode of pleasure. I'm sorry, I just, I find it funny when Gleb, someone who actually does look like me, I've seen pictures of him being mistaken for me just from speaking. It's great. But yeah, anyway, I'm sorry. I just, I find it interesting that there's so many talented people in Star Wars, especially Oscar Isaac, who has been one of the most powerful actors of our time. I feel like if you watch X-Mahina, Mashina, whatever, however you pronounce that. You have Hux and Poe in it. And they're actually behaving as actors inside Lulun. Oh wow, that really is them. Whatever. He was good in that. And it's because he has the ability to emote without having to say a lot of dialogue and speak a lot of lines. He just, it's in his face. It's in the way that he carries himself. He was good in drive. And then in this movie, he's given this task of what J.J. Abrams does, where he goes, all right, so you're doing this thing and I want you to say woo, or I want you to say catchphrase or line, or I want you to do witty banter, which is the Marvel style of making films. And you need more comedic actors for that. So they hired all these drama actors and then they gave them all this kitschy comedic line dialogue. So it's completely outside of the realm of their acting abilities. And then you have all these older actors that could lend some weight to the performance and to the story and they're given nothing to do. So it's a perfect storm. And I'm just so grateful that we got to experience it together. Okay, well. Fucking. Watch cowboy bebop, you massives. Frickin' weeb stuff there. I did it already. God damn it, long man. The one time you start an EFAP and I don't have my earbuds. Also, hi Rags. Hello. Talk about attack on Titan, manga chase. Ha, he's already gone. No such luck. Happy New Year, my fellow members of the Toxic Brood. Happy New Year. How long is it until you're older, Rags? Until what? Happy New Tisms. It is. We're all right now. It's 8.52. So three hours. Three hours. Just over three hours. Just a teeny tiny bit over three. Man, my day's almost over again. 9.52 for me. Oh my God. Oh yeah. How are you, Mell? He's shit. Oh, all right. How the fuck are you? I'm pizza. What are you doing? God, we push. I just finished Divinity 1. My friend though. Divinity 2 is better. Huh? I haven't played either of them. I'm just trying to be controversial. I think Original Sin 2 is better with mods as a base game. I don't know. Jury's still out. Agreed. Get that jury in, fuck. Braining. I mean, they're both good. It's just trying to figure out which one's better. Oh. A lot of turn based. What's that perspective called? Isometric games are like that. Isometric French. Shout out to XCOM Long War. I will spend the beginning of the new year in a bus because in France all the trains don't run. Thank you for the stream. No problemo. I thought the French always ran. There are more than, it's not, you don't just run in order to retreat or flee or give up. You could, you could be in a moped. Really tricycle. There's lots of ways, rags. Why are you so limiting? You could crawl away. You could. All gay though. More. What do you recommend I say to a person who graduated with a film degree and thinks that they are better at judging movies than me? Hi rags. Hello. Um, that's not really enough to go on. It depends on what they're saying and what the subject is, I guess. But like, it is pretty amusing when someone pulls the credentials on you. It just, it's pretty much just like, oh, have you given up? Yeah, basically. You can just say to somebody that a film degree in the film business is meaningless. You can, you're now fit to be a production assistant and work 16-hour days. Doesn't mean shit to me. Yeah, like you should just be like, okay, so what's your argument? Go wrangle some walkie-talkies and get the food for the talent. And if you fuck up, you're fired. Damn. Hello, almighty walks. Tell Chase that I also think part three is objectively overrated. I'm sure he'd appreciate that. Happy New Year's eFap. Happy calendar increment. My eWords. Also, hi rags. Hello. 2019. The year where film franchises came to die. Not just film. We got TV as well. At least we're Game of Thrones. I'm trying to think of, is there any more TV that died in 2019? Um. Oh yeah, the tech, but that's more of a literal death. I know it makes me sad. We translate too. And Batwoman was a stillbirth, so I don't know that. That's what we describe it, yeah. Dude, I miss Batwoman so much. I really do. I legitimately do. Batwoman. Are you sure that's a stillbirth and not an abortion? No, no, I think it is. It wasn't aborted. It came out. It's alive to a degree. The Super Chat said franchises though, not just television, right? Batwoman is a franchise. Is it like a stillbirth in the Walking Dead universe? The zombie baby? I certainly heard that the Walking Dead got really bad over time. Oh, it got bad in like 2015 or 2014. Some people would argue earlier. I would say it was like watchable for the first five seasons, and it became unwatchable by the 7th. People saying 2020 is going to suck. Just play video games. Video games look pretty. Yeah, relax. It's not that big of a deal. Did you guys hear Ralph Sapé is making a video about how Joker is not a good movie? Okay, well, we can't wait to see what wrong it is. Yeah, can't wait to cover it. I hope it's well argued. I think that that could be the point where he jumps the shark if he's going to try and say that Todd Phillips isn't that good a filmmaker. It's going to be embarrassing. If he says that Joker is just a rip-off taxi driver and king of comedy, I'm going to fucking scream. It's such a fill-in for criticism. Like, oh, this is like Taxi Driver, go away. It's like this good movie criticism. I love good movies. Yeah, we actually, we still want to do an e-fap on that. I got to also watch King of Comedy and Taxi Driver with rags. It'll be fun. All right. Then you can see how they were copied. Someone asked me the other day, what are your movies to suggest for 2019 and all I could think of was Joker and The Lighthouse. But it's like shot, of course. I mean, the reboot of the... I haven't seen... I heard that was really good. Once upon a time in Hollywood. Oh, yeah, of course. I heard only good... Yes, Parasite as well. I've heard only good things about uncut gems. I just haven't really had a time to watch that. And when I do see it, I'm just going to refer to it as uncut Jebs. Your favorite movie is Uncut Jebs. I'm going to go see Underwater with my dad when that comes out. See if we can get ourselves a good underwater monster-y, spoopy movie. That sounds interesting to me. What did you think of the Abyss? The James Cameron 2001 Space Odyssey movie. The Abyss. I don't... I never saw Abyss. I saw the Sphere. Oh man. You should probably see the Abyss for... I liked the first two-thirds of the Abyss. I was actually much more invested in the character conflict and the situation at the bottom of the sea or whatever. But other things start happening and then I was a little less interested in those things. Yeah, that's... That is the takeaway that I had as well, watching the movie. I think that movies of that kind, like AI or 2001, where you have to get to that finale that has that level of cosmic metaphor, it becomes really hard to tell the audience and keep them in the movie. It messes with your suspension of discipline. Hello and welcome, my Ewok. Hello. Hi. Hello, Ewok. Hello. Hey, how's it going, Jay Longbone? Oh, I'm good. You misty are. No, not to be... Why vast, sorry, but bright. And you literally missed him by like 10 minutes, too. That's gotta be depressing. Yeah, I know. It's okay. And I'm here now. Yeah, Mattles here. Hey, Jay, can I ask you a question? I want to ask you, Jay Longbone, a question. How did you start with the 50 Shades of Grey stuff on your YouTube channel? Can you explain that? Yeah, you didn't need to mention that. It's your top content and it pisses me off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, to be perfectly honest, I am a fan of those books. And to a certain extent, the movies, well, the first two movies, I like watching them. It's like I don't want to say guilty pleasure because I don't really feel guilty about anything I enjoy, but I see the potential in it. And it's like I like watching it because I like coming up with ideas and how to change everything. Do you write your own content? Writing, I used to write a little bit, like fan fiction and shit. Have you thought about writing a romance story? Yeah, that's actually I've been mulling it over a little bit to myself. OK, because I noticed that woman is your inspiration. Or that what was that British movie that you just reviewed called? That was hilarious. Yeah, it was the protector from passion flicks. I'm sorry. I just everybody should watch that video. It's it brings me great joy to see tear apart these terrible romance movies because who does that? Right? It deserves to be. Yeah, because it's just it's just they well, they're on the right track sometimes. Like, OK, we got a strong silent dude. It's kind of like got a dominant personality. OK, fine. Chicks like that. Like they like the fantasy of that, whatever. But then like they take it too far. And the motherfuckers like like in the movie, like in the protector, like he immediately as soon as they fuck, it's like he gets immediately creepy and weird. Like, oh, he starts ordering for her and shit. I'm like, y'all just you poked it once. OK, that was a good movie. Yeah, sometimes pussy be like fire. Yeah, I didn't mean to go off on that tangent. I just wanted to give you that appreciation real quick. Sorry. Oh, yeah. That's all right. All right. You've given us some appreciation. Now we got to indict her. You're not covering all of the infinity episode to some episodes, and that's disappointing because they're so funny. There you go. But it's just, oh, I just don't give. I don't give a shit about you. You don't have to. It's just so funny. OK. I don't doubt that. I don't doubt that at all. But it's just like I got so much, so many other worthwhile things to do, like my fin video. I was going to do that. And I'd rather focus on that until Batman comes, officially comes back. So do you guys have any familiarity with the TV show Arrow at all, like the first DCCW show? So it has like the worst Mary Sue I've ever seen. Her name is Felicity Smoke. And what she does in season four is she nukes a town of 10,000 people and doesn't suffer any consequences for it. I'm not kidding you. She does it. In fact, season five has a character who, I believe his name is Ragman, funny enough. And he finds out, he's actually from that hometown that she nuked. And it's kept a secret from him that she's responsible for her nuking it. And once he finds out, he forgives to her within the same episode of him finding out about it. It's ridiculous. Oh, God. And that happened like four years ago. Yeah, I'd only seen the first season and I was like, oh, it's a good show, but it's kind of like, you know, ripping off Batman a little bit. It's kind of like Batman-y. And I was like, okay, it's good, but it's not quite that original. But now, like, the more and more I hear about the newer seasons, the more I'm just like, what the fuck happened? It seemed like such a decent show the first season. Um, Arrow? Yeah, I haven't watched it. Yeah. Well, yeah, it was decent in the first season. In the second season, I would say it's like actually like pretty damn good. And so I remember when the third season started, it just, like, it was a noticeable nosediving quality from where it was in season two. A lot of people say that it was still okay. And then after the mid-season finale, where Oliver Queen gets like, stabbed through the chest with a sword, and then thrown off a cliff by Rayshau Ghoul, he comes back to life, I guess, with, because of some magical tea, I think. And then everything afterwards, just like snowballed into chaos. And then season four was where it, like, was completely derailed. The season four finale was so bad that the subreddit for the show became a daredevil subreddit for a brief period of time, as like a joke with how angry they were with the show. Also, hello, Anna. How do you do? Hello. Hi, Rax. Hello. I'm a little sick. All good. Sorry. Yeah. What a full family of tisms tonight. Starting off the decade. There's a lot of, there's that cough going around. Yeah, I have streps, so I'm just dying. I'm not travel digitally. You need to be careful. Oh no, I got a gas mask. I'll be fine. Sure. You take the full course of antibiotics. I'm going to catch the gaze. All right. I'm going to, I'm just going to do my best to try and read out these between conversations. And it's OK to have tangents, people. Don't worry. Can read. You guys seen Jenny Nichols ROS review? Haven't dared to watch it yet myself. Hoping to see it on EFAP. Anyways, happy new year. My Ewoks also high rags. Hello. Happy new year. And I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, neither have I. Um, I've, I've, I've heard mixed things. Obviously she defends how well she has the position that it actually ruins TLJ, if not completely. I've seen her takes on Twitter. She's very upset that Razor Palpatine ruined everything. Why the hell aren't you blocked? I don't know. It's so frustrating. You out of everyone should have been the first one she blocked. No, he's too prominent. What's the worst that would happen if she blocked me rags? Like what? No, it's a, it's a matter of her appearance. It's how she wants to appear. She won, she doesn't want to appear like she's cowardly enough to block you, but all the other little people that nobody really cares about. Oh yeah, she'll block them. She's got a strong narrative. She can just be like, he's, he's constantly, he's that guy who's like, Oh, debate me all the time. Doesn't that people have opinions? Says movies can be objectively bad. He's a piece of shit. That sort of thing. Like it's not like she wouldn't get support. I think it's strange. I also think Patrick Williams, not blocking me is strange. And I think that he muted me ages ago and he's just not realized he should have blocked me by now. I'm surprised that they don't pay attention to you and their insecurities. Like, oh, what is, what is my... Well, they think I'm crazy or an idiot. What is rags saying? What is, what do I say? No, I'm surprised that, I'm not surprised that people block rags because of his attitude, but... Wow. What about my attitude? Wow. Is there any other problem with my attitude? No, I just think that... Like what Taksim was saying was that you, like, you don't add anything to it. So I just take it that they hurt their feelings. So my feelings, I definitely do that. And that's one of the reasons why I love you. Yeah, rags, glib thinks you don't add anything. Yeah. That's such bullshit. I'm gonna block you on Twitter. Oh my God. Oh, yeah. What do you think of that? I do it. Yeah. I can't actually block anyone with an suspended account. They won't let me. Oh. What is the best thing you could say in like 180 or whatever characters besides like something Sun Tzu said? Like Twitter is just a way to make people look stupid. That's my opinion. Anyway, yeah, yeah, I haven't seen it. We might cover it. Who knows? Yay, just finished watching How to Train Your Dragon. And now an eFap and Chase is back. I'm going to nurse my drink and the bruise from my pre-op blood test and bathe in the massive. Oh my. Who needs bruise when you've got bruise? Absolutely. And yes, How to Train Your Dragon. I hear nothing but good things. I only watched it the one time and thought it was good, but I can't remember much of anything from it, unfortunately. Is it the first How to Train Your Dragon? Yeah. If the first one's a classic, that will be like timeless for forever. And the second one is terrible and the third one is meh. It'll be timeless forever as opposed to timeless for not forever. Well, I don't know. It's so timeless that it deserves being redundant, I guess. You know what? I only saw the first. I didn't see any of the other ones. Don't see any of the other ones. Just keep it that way. Don't do it. And none of the other ones good? None of them. Not even the second one is now. Second one's awful. There's certain aspects of each that are good. I think they did a really good job in the animation of aging hiccup, but I don't know. The second one I can deal with, the third one just ruins everything. Yeah, I'd say, I mean, I can't remember what of the third one would be ruinous outside of the fact that they kind of retcon the idea of toothless being the only night fury in existence because they then introduce a character who's like, I hunt and kill night furies, like, oh, okay. He explains why there's not very many. And then, you know, there's only one other one left, which is the female. So, I mean, it still kind of makes sense. But I don't want to ruin the movie for everyone. Yeah, let's not. Let's just agree that the first one's the best and the only really good one. And we'll leave it there. It's funny how we probably will never be able to cover every single film on EFAB. I know that sounds like obvious. I've just been like, there's always going to be these new topics. And then people have a take and then I just watched Chad explode or something. Like, what? You think this of this? It's like, uh-oh. But yeah, enough. Um, EFAB starting at 1400. Is it still too early for alcatisms? Oh, it's never too early. It's nighttime in some place, somewhere, right? It's all good. I'm sober. I didn't have anything to drink. It's new to you. I'm sorry to disappoint people. Uh, doesn't it piss you off when people say we are going into the next decade, even though the next decade starts 1-1-2021? That's the second person to say that now. When I have to start writing a 2 instead of a 1, it's a new decade. There you go. 2 instead of a 1, yeah. The Mandalorian is a shit version of Metal Heroes franchise. Go watch Space Sheriff Gavin or Govan. If you want a Silver Armored Badass slicing people with a sword. Also Space Dragons. Hmm. People want a Mandalorian story that references the past. People want a competent protagonist. Yeah, it's, the Mandalorian is the best example of fan service I've seen in a long time. Uh, oh. Uh, oh, oh my god. Oh no, I, yeah, because Mandalorian is insanely incompetent and stupid. Constantly retarded, idiotic decisions. Absolutely. Absolutely. Episode 4 is terrible. It's not, not only one. I remember the first episode of the Mandalorian. All of them after 2 are bad. He left his ship unlocked. Oh, you mean episode 2? Oh, alright, okay. Yeah, where he's on Tatooine. Yeah, he was somehow surprised that people broke into his shit and ransacked. Wait, it's pretty interesting when in the last episode we find out he's got that like, he's got that like system where he says like, he can lock down his ship to the point where nothing can breach it. And it's like, why didn't you just use that? He also, well, it's totally fan service logic because it's like, oh, hey, we got the Jawas. What if they actually did loot the protagonist and then they do it? He also did it again in episode 3, you know, Carl Weathers gets in, gets in his ship before, like was it before or after Mandalorian got in there? I think he comes, I can't remember. I can't remember if he appears from behind like a thing or if he comes in right after him. But either way, he should have had his ship locked by that point. I still think it's the best example of post George Lucas Star Wars content, at least just the snippets of the first or so episode. I really got the vibe that we were in the same universe as the OT. It just didn't have the same magic to it, which is hard to accomplish when you don't have the same. I mean, I feel like it was written by someone who liked Star Wars, but was incredibly incompetent at expressing that. Yes. Like Dave Filoni. Whoever it was who is responsible for it. Fucking rebels, blowing up a base based on the fact that they have a ship with weapons on it. Fucking insane. Are they proud of this heroic music? It's the most insane thing. Hooray, murder. We killed all those people. Hundreds, Daniel. So Dave Filoni did the Clone Wars and Rebels. Yeah, but he didn't write every single episode. He just worked. No, no, I know. But what I'm saying is I went to Comic-Con in like 2011 and we went to the Star Wars panel that had all these people and my friend that was sitting next to me who's now a producer for Shondaland or something like that right now, he said, this guy looks like the saddest guy we've ever seen. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And it just his personality came off like he was totally downtrodden and upset even though he was in the exact place that he wanted to be. So Dave Filoni and his ideas versus the Lucasfilm story groups ideas and then the priorities of John Favreau or however you pronounce his name. I feel like that's what makes the Mandalorian so schizophrenic is that there's so many different influences trying to inject themselves into the story and you get different people and their perspective on it and that is a good episode and you get a different person and then that episode is shit. So it's very there's no consistency from the top down. I don't necessarily agree with that because Dave Filoni and John Favreau are really good friends and they seem to see eye to eye but it seems to be the higher episode like we want a different person working on every episode and their hands are kind of tied. So when they work together on something, I personally don't think either of them are the best writers but the intent is there and the heart is there and so when you bring someone else in that doesn't really understand Star Wars and just like, oh yeah, I get to work on Star Wars that's kind of when shit goes and hits the fan. It's difficult. I'm planning on making a video because I don't think that there's a definitive what Star Wars is that everybody can necessarily agree on about like what the exact rules are and even when they had the tiered canon system which I thought was a pretty good guide that like George's ideas were trumped off, it wasn't perfect. There were still like errors between the different mediums and editors that had to decide what Star Wars was. So if we had a Star Wars rule set and everybody stuck by it, I would agree and I would wholeheartedly endorse that but I don't think that exists and I think that's what creates all these discrepancies in how the force functions and what rules space travel has. At this point, don't worry about the feeling of Star Wars, just worry about just getting the world correct and then we'll build ourselves up from there. That's what they should have done from the beginning. We want it to feel like a certain thing. Okay, have it feel like a certain thing in this pre-existing universe and don't fuck with that. You just have to have a, well, Moller, you brought the greatest thing I thought to me with the predator example where it's like, all right, so how do you, how would you make a sequel to predator without retconning anything or introducing a canon? And I don't think that's exactly what you said but the idea of taking something that already exists, writing a story into it without altering any of the rules or messing up the timeline that already exists is a hot, it's a tall order. It takes almost more thought than it does to just create something from scratch and you have people that are hired to do this to have less experience than the people who created the original thing and less passion and understanding for the thing. It's very difficult for anybody that's trying to be involved in that process because films and television are a collaborative art form. It's hard for all those people to get a singular vision out when there's just no leadership. There's nobody that's saying, here's where the buck stops. Here's where the rules are. Everybody calm down and let's do it. That used to be George. Who is it now? Brian Johnson. Whoever they chose for that day. And that scares me. That's why I would be like, I'm not involved anymore. I heard from people that I'm associated with like Dennis Muir and one of the model makers for the originals and he was asked about Star Wars and like what he thought about all the new films and he just laughed about it and was like everybody that was involved already got their money so they don't really care. So I think that's the overall perspective now and I feel really bad for people that are diehard fans of canon and things because I know for a fact that the people that are in charge of the new generation of those things are not in it for the same reasons and trying to create a situation where people that actually care about the fans and what they are connecting to and what the story is actually about to the whole audience is really difficult and I feel like I'm so grateful that there are people on YouTube that are critics and that are people talking about the news and all that stuff that are on them about creative decisions because otherwise they'd be making these decisions in a vacuum and they'd completely ignore what the fans were talking about. I know I'm sure for a fact that people like red letter media have changed the industry and choices that were made and I wouldn't be surprised if people that are on this group chat right now haven't made a real impact so keep doing what you're doing guys because it's like otherwise you have a bunch of hacks that are in charge and it's scary. We'll get a good Star Wars movie one day right? Yeah I mean like Law of Averages. Give it a few thousand attempts. We're all like would they do it in a thousand? I don't know. Can I just have a good movie in general? We had Joker one. One more. No greedy. Give me more. Give me. And another entitled fan. Yeah. God damn it. Foxic. Oh sorry I just have to introduce this point again. I think that it's a discredit. It discredits us by being fans. We're customers and we're just not getting the product that we ordered. They need to address that. We're not just fans that have like toxic opinions. We know what we're buying and they're changing the ingredients. Yeah but they don't care. They just want us to blindly accept it and they're not going to realize anything until you know they lose a lot more money than they already have. It sucks but I mean that's the situation we're in. Yeah so how we deal with it is fascinating to me because it's like people need to create new content and then start optioning it and step up and realize I think that because the standards have dropped they can do it too. Like you just need to know the profit. All right then. When will the I hit everything discussion recording be released? So what we'll do for that is just set aside a stream. It'll probably be if I have 70 at the earliest now. Me and Rags, if there's a guest I don't know if there would be. I'll just play it and we'll pause to comment on it maybe or not but it'll just be shown on an EFAP and I guess I'll have to think about what's the title of that because I wouldn't want to make people think he was actually here live but I would want to put it in the titles so that people would actually know what's actually being done but it was a good conversation and it'll be cool to get it done. It just obviously hasn't been suitable to do it in the last few EFAPs. It's not really like all Mac wise doesn't really work here. Happy new years to EFAP and all. We need a catchy new name for the new 20s. Oh like instead of the roaring 20s we need the the Tismi 20s or the Clowny 20s I guess it would be one. The Clowny 20s. Anyone got any suggestions? No. All right then. We tried so hard. I gotta think about that. The Tismi 20s. We can vote on it. The Tismi 20s. Happy new year Mola and Rags. Have either of you seen Cobra Kai who would love a discussion on that from the long man? I haven't. I've heard good things though. Yeah I've heard very good things about the show like insanely good things and the things I was never passionate about that franchise so I was just like oh cool. I might check it out at some point though. That's no reason why I wouldn't. If you do check it out get Jeremy from Geeks and Gamers on it because he loves that show. Very well. Happy new year Ewoks. I'm stuck at a family party right now so I can barely hear you over the music. I just broke up with my GF. Love you guys. I don't know whether that's good or bad news to you so either way I hope it works out as it should. If it wasn't working then I suppose that could be considered a good thing. Yeah get out of a bad thing you know. Him saying that he broke up with his girlfriend sounds like that was his decision and not hers so I'm assuming probably a good thing. Maybe I'm hoping. Yeah he said I just broke up with my girlfriend I suppose yeah maybe but yeah I hope things work out. I'm hoping to get my TROS video done soon. You guys are my biggest inspirations and I hope it shows in the final product. Love you all. Good stuff man. Get it out there get it done. Mine will be a little late but uh or a late compared to people getting their reviews out but it's long. I know that's shocking but I wanted to let you guys know. You never work anymore. Ahead of time my video is gonna be long okay. Yeah when's your video coming out loser. Yes like next year maybe. Oh next year. Wait really? Wait wait next year depending on where he lives. That's what I was about to say. Hang on a minute. Oh my god. You are just darks themselves. Time zone. Happy new year may the dawn bless you. Absolutely. The closer look has a video on how great Death Stranding's will building is. Studio Binder has a video on how great the TLJ throne room fight is. That's all the super chats. Oh wait this is the second one. What do you all think is better in terms of gameplay? Okay that seems to be a different thing. I'm assuming these are suggestions for eFab videos? I mean the problem is I don't know about rags but like I have no interest in playing Death Stranding so. When it comes out to PC I'll review it and make kind of it. And then. Now I'm sure it's great. I'm sure it's how great the TLJ throne room fight is. I mean that's a tough position to take these days. That one's really tough. The best you've got is that it's flashy enough that you won't notice many of the issues. I love how people hyped that up. Like yeah wow. It was in slow motion. That's so revolutionary. Well this is a really big problem I'd say though. It's like wait are we supposed to actually value flashiness overcraft at this point? Then they might be like well that is a craft to trick the audience. It's like why can't you just have the thing? Why do you have to trick the audience into thinking you have the thing when you can get the thing? We're not talking about faking a speeder right? Like bloating on the ground. We're not talking about that. We're talking about choreography. This is a thing you can actually do. You don't need to fake illusion speed it up and make it look as if they have it kick three people away at the same time somehow. Like you don't have why? Well you need to actually have your actors practice sword fighting for more than two weeks. You need to have them actually learn something and then you actually have to give them a style that exists in reality to mimic for your lightsaber battle. That requires work. That is what the business should be. Instead of people just being like oh my god I'm getting 200 million dollars and I can build a set I'm just gonna do whatever I feel like. I'm gonna copy this. I said this before but like Ryan Johnson's quote is saying like they got the choreography down so well he was like free to choose whatever he wanted in terms of filming it. I was like man you did not show that. Like if that's true you took all the worst takes. It just shows that he's not paying attention as closely as other people and yet he's still the director of a Star Wars movie. Or he is and he's intentionally doing it. No I don't. Let me take the nice guy approach. He just wants to say everyone's doing a great job. I don't agree with that either. I think that he looked at the monitor and he was like wow that looks cool for a couple seconds and then he moved on to the next scene that he had. That was a cool cut print. Let's go. Yeah literally. Check the gate. All right we're good. So good. And he didn't notice the knife thing until he was in editing and he was like oh shit. I mean I wonder what his comment on that would be. I wonder if he would be like knife. Some people just don't know how to film action. I think he's just one of those people because he hasn't really made any action heavy properties before. Looper. No but that wasn't like it wasn't any like group hand to hand combat scenes. It was just like it's just shooting. Yeah right. Like one on one stuff. Easy stuff. But it's like it's like the new Charlie's Angels. The action in that one is garbage because because Elizabeth Banks didn't know what the fuck she was doing. She had no prior. If you don't have no fucking clue what you're doing. Well I mean yeah I don't know. That's bold claim I know. Wait someone in chat said what's the knife thing. The disappearing knife. The TLJ throne room disappearing knife. I just I'd like to know to show him and just to see his initial reaction. I reckon he'd giggle and he'd be like oh it's not a big issue. I just just edit it out and they're like I'm sorry what. No I edit it out. Like disappear. If you look at the moment itself she like screams when he pulls the left arm back almost as if he hit it with it but then it's just gone anyway. But like it's just a weird moment because it's wrong in so many ways but like just she's like ah and it's like wait what what. I don't understand it it's it's the whole fight like it could have been fucking pretty cool I think if they'd you know locked a few more things down spend a bit more time I don't know. I ain't a choreographer. Or a swordsman nizer. What do y'all think is better in terms of gameplay in relation to narrative in video games? Story told through the environment and gameplay like Dark Souls and Bioshock or cutscenes telling the story like Spider-Man and God of War. Depends one of those is probably better for personal stories about characters generally. The other might be better generally for more like world building. Obviously there's exceptions but that might be a decent enough rule of thumb. Yeah it kind of depends because like Dark Souls isn't really a character driven story is it? Yeah this is a complicated question because we're dealing with several properties at once. Yeah it's like what do you want to convey to the player? Oh and this is cute I'm assuming it's God of War. God of War is like character and the world are both getting described regularly. Spider-Man I didn't play it but I'm assuming that's more focused on character? Correct. I played it. Reading notes and looking at the environment it builds up the world and events prior and it establishes where you are helps immerse you where you know where you're playing but it generally won't tell you a lot about the character unless you go out of your way to make it tell you something about who you're playing. Obviously there are exceptions to this but you got to just ask yourself all right what do we want to tell the player here? What do we want to tell the player here? Does it even matter who you're playing? Is the is the protagonist just a basically a vehicle for the player to explore things or is it about the character that the player is playing? Are we trying to is the angle that where we are is the more important story? It's up to the game you're trying to create. Also more character driven stories can also still have like collectible items that you can then examine and there might be some information that you get out of that. For instance Spider-Man has like backpacks that you can go around the city collecting and it's got some bits of memorabilia. For instance there's like a shard from Mysterio's old helmet and he talks about his first time fighting Mysterio you know so there's still that even in cutscene driven games. The Last of Us also has those sorts of things. In cutscenes and environmental storytelling they're not exclusive to one another you can have them both they don't conflict with each other but you know if you have a certain budget certain time maybe you got to prioritize that's what I was going to say. There are cutscenes in Dark Souls and Bioshock as well because yeah you get a lot of your controls taken away temporarily in Bioshock quite a bit. My question is how do you want to gate the story to the player so if you have a sequence that you have a lot of exposition that you need to drop to the player they're going to get really annoyed if you take away their control however if they're walking through a scene they're going to be frustrated if you aren't giving them the ability to sprint. Any control you take away from the player is going to frustrate the player to a certain degree depending on how they are invested in the game so you have to find a way to artificially put a player in a situation where they feel like their ability to focus on the story over whatever their action they're taking is worth their time and then the best elements I feel like in video game storytelling take place in sort of sequences where the player is given downtime and control isn't necessarily taken away but they're distracted enough to need information from another character so certain Call of Duty sequences I feel like that certain sequences in Halo like when Halo introduces the silent cartographer level it's obvious that you're getting you're flying into the the battle so you can't really do anything you're sitting on the the bench of a pelican that makes sense for the story in the world and it also makes sense for the player that's why a lot of games start with helicopter sequences and such and stupidly end by the helicopter crashing because they can't think of anything else to do but if you have the ability to introduce exposition to players and get them invested in the story and not take away their agency then you're succeeding at that immersive storytelling that gamers are looking for and it's very difficult to do that you also have to ask if whether or not you are like Halo is a good example of um nobody complains that I can't make choices in Halo in terms of the how the story plays out it's um you know the master chief isn't me I'm playing as the master chief is the character supposed to be an extension of the player or is the character playing as a person in a world who makes their own decisions and you're watching their decisions and all their stuff play out and they're there for the gameplay and the story colors everything on top of it exactly that's why um people were upset about Fallout 4's intro sequence versus other Fallout games where you could sort of shape the player in an RPG where you're given all the character customization the backstory for character might want to be left open but if you're giving a character that already has a pre-existing story that the player is feeding into and becoming that character you're totally right you want to present it in the way that the character is going to take it in so you know video games have that amazing ability to combine player interaction with the story that movies and music and all the other things don't have um and uh I think the it's easier to say that something is bad than good because I can't necessarily think of a really good example of storytelling in a video game I think for linear shooters what Half-Life 2 did by trapping the player in an area that they couldn't get out of without the assistance of an AI character while simultaneously not necessarily having uh having characters that would be invulnerable or like give away the fact that this character isn't vulnerable when going through the environment because players hate escort missions that would be a good example of it and I think a really bad example would be something like Far Cry 5 or Halo 3 sequences where Grave Mind takes over and the player has to slow down and stop doing whatever they're doing to listen to some quote that the evil character is saying or in Far Cry 5 where characters get intercepted by the scripted engine and even though they've been doing you could be playing like uh the stealth gamer br guy or Glockner, Clockner or whatever these like amazing players play like and still the game is gonna take over control and make you feel like the worst player ever which is a contradiction for the player and I think takes a at least me out of the game so I don't know how exactly you could deliver that information I don't have enough experience in it but finding a way to trick the player into being in an environment where they're getting that information without feeling like they have too much taken away is the successful way of doing it. Very well. I'm just gonna kick on. That's a discussion is enormous by the way. Yeah, exactly. I think we covered it sort of briefly enough. Hopefully. Rip Isaac the cat. I believe that's when we told Chase to move Isaac out of the room and he actually did. We weren't really that serious. We're okay with cats being on the stream people. Are we? I didn't want to confirm it. Happy fapping in 2020 and all the tisms to come. Also high rags. Hello. Moeller, I don't want to pressure you but come on, we're all waiting. It's been nine months now already. When's the next Good Elb coming out? Happy 2020. Yeah, Good Elb is on its way I suppose. Just three months from now. Man, that isn't actually very long. Fuck yeah, being born on Y2K is objectively the best. Also Jason, part three may be overrated but part six is objectively Tizmic. About JoJo I guess? I guess. I don't know. Invite the beautiful black woman to ask bullshit on. Actually he's out for the night. He's one of those people who actually has friends I guess for New Year's. Disgusting if I may say so. And Shad was unable to make it as well but we've had plenty of wonderful cameos. It's been a night for sure. Moeller should use his Welsh accent should he and Quinton ever debate? Why? It's confusing. Wow, Quinton is confused. I'm confused as to why he just won't have a regular conversation with you. Because he'll get whipped. Yeah. But is it just that? Like he can't just be like, hey what's up Laura? I think he has a fear of failure and you know humiliation. I wonder if he'll be pissed about the whole I hate everything discussion. His name comes up once or twice but not in like a significant way. So like on one side he's like a zealot because he thinks that John Tron is a white supremacist or something and then on the other side he's willing to have conversations with Monkey Jones where he wants to be like friendly with him because he somehow fear respects him or something. So like Moeller would be a unmarked loser. What I will say is that that was major damage control because you remember what he did with Monkey Jones right? Like that he nearly sold his fucking soul on Twitter when like Monkey got taken down by YouTube and then Quinton put out a tweet like celebrating that and people were like what the fuck and he was like well he called me fat and stuff I'm just like thank you that's not an insult that's a description Quinton it was funny because that that monkey podcast he was like hey I took it down before anyone had to tell me to take it down just like what oh my god okay so he said all this shit and and he's he's like people can like pass judgment on him but even after all that I'm just like dude how do you not have the self-awareness to like better that why do you have to be so fucking segmented and like be like oh I gotta act like this because these are the bad people well because maybe he thinks like in his mind that if he back tracks in any way shape or form it confirms what you know Moeller's been saying and so in his eyes it'll be that everyone sees him as wrong so he's just sticking to his opinions even though they've been proven wrong multiple times my my thing is like I just don't understand how people can look at internet history or be a youtuber that goes into internet history and not understand that they're making the same mistakes that every other person that's been defamed has made which is not being honest to the internet because you can't delete the past so it's easier to tell other people to be honest than to be honest yourself very true as you're right I I appreciate that but that would be the common sense in my mind you would think and I think it's just when it when the weight of it having to be you as the one who does it you know that's that's something that that that's the tough part yeah 100% I appreciate that but it's still the will quit the principal well he's not he's I don't think he is a principal these guys you know his type they they aren't principal I mean that's why they'll they'll gladly and happily jump and talk to monkey Jones be buddies with him but there were a bunch of Nazi racists that's done John Trons a white supremacist or whatever and he has to be cast gated and and thrown away and all this other stuff there's no consistency in any positions here all right then my favorite massives on wood to the tisms yeah that's about natural who wins the efab battle royale cosmic chicken versus good rat versus oracle spider versus milky rhino it would be between the rat and the rhino would be fucked I'm sorry I don't know spider tell the future you can do a lot with that info well yeah like I said the rat and the rhino would be fucked the the interesting battle is between the chicken and the spider because the spider could see every move coming but we are talking about the cosmic chicken at this point so maybe it can fuck with time to the point where the spider actually loses the advantage or maybe the cosmic chicken chose to create the universe where when they did meet up it would win yeah the thing cosmic chicken kind of outclasses all of them there's almost enough like animal symbols to make a zodiac out of it you'll get like a game of thrones level set of families from efab at this point I was born under the chicken is Pikachu in the chat Pikachu make that happen I'm giving my first and only super chat for chase reppin golden sun very well golden sun yeah that was good good stuff I just wanted to quickly say before I get too much drunkenisms you guys and the community are awesome and here's to a wonderful 2020 hi rags hello I was from kubikins by the way oh that's great all of the paper crafts for efab on efab.me have been released they're wonderful um if you want a paper version of your favorite efab hosts and guests you can find them there um diabeto even has one it's amazing thank you all for the past years worth of entertainment no problemo glad you're enjoying it have the happiest of new years my ewoks also please assemble the marvellous massive so we can start off the new year with a rescue mission hashtag save quintons doll well he has a doll he might be too late you haven't seen that efab yet Anna no I'm so behind all these ewok references have to be confusing you right now though I've seen the little snippets that people post on twitter of the the lips okay I saw that but I there's a sex doll now oh my god maybe I'll skip ahead and watch that one it should be visible in the in the lips clip right I think the one I saw was only like 20 seconds and it was just like a repeat of jay okay not good for anybody um thoughts about youtuber razz buton or razz buton um he makes video essays no idea who that is uh fucking hell youtube thanks for not telling me efab was on I mean it definitely told me about Saigon's new vid lol uh people say that a lot that uh notifications for efab don't go out I don't know what to say I don't even get notifications I feel like it just changes like I got well youtube have said that right they're like we just randomly decide to not tell people stuff to see if it works out it's like why like the longest time I never got a notification that's it like for like two weeks three weeks I get notifications I don't know why I didn't get the chorus so stupid I hate it I'm not surprised that certain youtubers don't have their notifications go out or have people unsubscribe from them it must be a coincidence I'm back hello rags you ragged hello hey pooping with the stall door open hanging out with my not out dogs poop outside that's like leaving the ultimate door open no it depends on where you go it depends on where you go besides I mean is it really unreasonable to not want to poo where you live and sleep yeah and you know some dogs have class they have a little poopy doggy outhouse thing yeah some dogs I'm just I don't just plot I don't just squat down on the front porch on a welcome mat it's like come on man it depends on what you hate the person I guess but you ain't watching it's me time that's me time um happy new year long live the death of star wars oh no I want it to be good it just won't be there you go Anna why is it so sticky someone someone in the chat asked me to uh or said someone to show Anna the sex doll and I just did that wait he actually had that in his background yes it was in his background that's his sex doll he made a video wow and it's next to Rudolph and make oh no he's got a line of fucking rainbow frogs it's his background in other videos too it's terrible he's proud of that he crowdfunded it doesn't even have a good wig oh my god it's very confusing to look at does he have a basement has anyone investigated his house to see if he has a basement and if there's anyone locked in it I mean uh what what's her name at contra points she hasn't disappeared yet so no reason to be suspicious yet but as soon as he goes missing a random person from his neighborhood if there's if anyone knows Quentin personally and if there's look up if there's been any um missing people in his neighborhood within the past few years especially if they voted Trump are you are you sent I'd like to highlight the chat who said Quentin looks like he got rejected from Hogwarts Quentin gonna be Buffalo Bill in a few years I guarantee you that are you saying he's gonna force people to watch old cartoons that nobody watches now he's gonna be he's gonna be the lotion on it on its skin gonna be making skin outfits oh no I don't understand why all the girls won't suck my penis I told him I'm a feminist he's not gay no he's great he's just he's great look at that doll that's either that's probably a female doll it could be I would assume male from that base he's implied that he's bi before Quentin oh okay well I'm sure he has had a white experience like the ad I was like get away from us I feel like I need to take a shower if I'm looking at this picture just I feel gross I think Quentin probably smells like he looks yeah oh god like I feel when I watch video I could smell him as long as you can't taste it that's when you know you're in trouble I'm gonna rinse my mouth uh dunkey admitted to walking past tons of enemies in dragon quest 11 then complained about having to grind later on in his review he's honestly dumb honestly I like I don't keep up to date with him but um I just I never took him that seriously as an informative reviewer instead I was just like oh this is kind of funny but when he does that to a game that you're passionately in favor for or feel is being unfair it really does grind one's gears because that's how I saw his ukulele review I was like you being an asshole you're showing things that are unfair and it seems to be that there's more than one case of that happening and um a common defense is you're not supposed to take it seriously he's just a joke channel that sort of thing it's like mm-hmm I am on the donkey stand defense squad so I feel like uh he says in the beginning of the video that jrpgs and rpgs are really not his thing he prefaces opinion I don't think that that excuses the objective like what he's not like giving out completely factual representation of the game and uh as somebody that likes the batman arkham games I take his criticism with a grain of salt but I think overall the points that he's making even though he's emphasizing and hyperrealizing are really good points and I point to the videos about game critics and um difficulty in games I think he makes good arguments but he wants to just be more funny and lighthearted because being funny and accurate are mutually exclusive I don't agree with that but I don't either but I just feel like that um what I get out of his reviews is not necessarily the same thing that I get out of a long form review um and uh I understand people are really really upset about that specific review octopath traveler or whatever yeah but I they just I think they should just take it with a grain of salt I mean isn't that the same defense that people sometimes use for cinemasons and dug walker yeah but I I I agree with that sentiment as well like they're not there's clear flaws in what they do and you take that into consideration and then you just you can choose if you want to keep enjoying it after that or not that's subjective um but I don't think that um you can look at the comedic aspects of what he's doing and judge them the same as somebody who's just trying to do the same review in a straightforward path like matthew mitosis if he was saying something in a that donkey was saying it would be way more off base because what you're used to is his characterization of being very literal I think that if you go to most of donkey's videos that are controversial you will find a segment in his videos where he is prefacing that point that you don't like so that's that has been my consideration about that controversy I think that if you have to fabricate uh stuff about a piece of media or or whatever work you're reviewing in order to make a joke about it then it's probably not that funny I mean what's how how funny it is is subjective I guess but it just seems like it would be a bit disingenuous to have to make something up in order to make a joke it's like I think that you can make jokes about something while representing it accurately and I agree with that I don't think it's tough to know exactly when that's actually happening because this is the problem with the people so say for example he's like look how goofy this game is it's got um this is every one of the characters and he shows like one goofy looking character and someone's like but there's all kinds of different characters why are you picking on that one he's just like oh no everyone knows I'm kidding like there's a everyone knows the characters this game like so it was overwatch or something you're like okay but then when he's like like ukulele or whatever other game he's like the controls do not work properly and then he shows an example on screen he's like this is fucked and it's ruining anyone's enjoyment of the game it's like is there a joke in there you sure he's not just fucking this up like and this is the problem it's just like you're not supposed to take a serious scene it's like hang on he's just inaccurate here I'm not actually like how serious I take his statement is just taking it literally there is nothing else you can do with it you should do a video on ukulele that'd be good to see I know it was um there are some really good points I think that he made about the graphics in that game that were solid at face value and then there are some that I feel like are hyperbolic and I feel like that he does that in both directions because another thing that he's explained about his perspective which is his perspective on other people but I feel like it applies to himself is that he said um when you go to a reviewer you go in knowing what their personality is like and what their likes are so when you understand when they're saying something you have a point of reference so like this reviewer let's say is all about first person shooters and military simulations like an operator juski type I'm not going to go to operator juski for a mario review now I think that that gives ammunition to people that are against what dunkey is saying and being like so why did you put out an octopath review when you already don't like the review but I'm pretty sure that he has in the video a statement that he was saying it based on that he reviewed it based on hype now whether or not you believe in the justification is based on his argument and I'm not saying that he's right all the time but I feel as somebody that watches him and and admittedly is a fan of him and likes him that I can differentiate based on my experience with the game that he's talking about and based on what he's talking about when he's funny however if you don't have all those reference points and you're just coming in you're like octopath traveler seems good let's see what dunkey says oh i'm not going to buy the game because he thinks it's a piece of shit that is the failure so like because he's said that he's pissed off the fan group and I think that they make an absolutely valid argument with what he's saying but I wouldn't throw out all of his criticisms and defame him with just that point because I think that would be doing him a disservice as in general because there are a lot of other good points that have been made with the same style that was the reach it's just interesting that it's happened it seems to be happening with more than just one instance because I had my issues with him and ukulele the octopath traveler thing happened then this thing with the death stranding happened recently and I'm just like if it's enough of a pattern maybe he should start changing it up and maybe don't uh go to the level of inaccuracy that he tends to maybe do in innate of a joke maybe avoid those ones yeah I mean I'm gonna help him in terms of just having to deal with all this because he's clearly aware of people he's he's responded twice now he did the same thing to to mark after dark as he did to the guy with octopath traveler he did like a small jab at them or a couple jabs at them without like acknowledging any of the other criticisms which isn't exactly cool yeah it can be funny I'm not even gonna disagree with that it can be funny it's just like oh that's not fun that you did that to that person but okay so it I agree if he incorporated those criticisms then that would objectively improve his content I just I think it would improve his standing in general I think people would be like hey that's pretty cool of you that you were like yeah I guess I could have you know done x y and z with this by the way if someone does criticize him and they're actually wrong like let's say they criticize him for 10 things and three of those things aren't actually fair criticism and he responds to those three being like uh you fucked up here because of this that's cool with me I it's just I'd appreciate the whole like oh but I actually did fuck up here though yeah I agree and then he'll be fine because he's got a huge fan base it's just like I don't know you know I was like I just feel if I was gonna make a review about a game and have it be very heavy on comedy I still wouldn't be wrong that's what I like we can dress it up as much as we'd like however much we need to maybe but that's I that's how I'd do it so like my example for this is he talked shit about Arkham asylum and Arkham city's uh combat systems and how they're kind of like rhythm games and they're super easy and stuff but then he ignored the fact that you think those are easy well he what his example is it's like the octopath example he the point of the game is to build a combo and to not get hit you want to basically have a perfect combat session with all the varieties of enemies that get thrown at you and as the game progresses the more difficult enemies only respond to specific uh tactics so you have to recognize what is coming at you sometimes you have to press the B button sometimes you have to press the X button for this enemy etc so he was just pressing one button over and over again and having some success to it and showing how the game is super easy while ignoring what the score system in the game's intention is and so that's an example I have that's my octopath example and then on the other side a game that I really enjoy Titanfall 2 he was like how can you say that this game is bad when I'm so good at it in like the comedic way both of these things to me it's are like what rags said it's like they're they're absolutely embellishing and could you could say that it's straight up like being untruthful it's like a lie about what the game actually is for the sake of comedy so if he was just doing it for truthful things that are like okay this is how the game actually works this is the mechanic and it's bad because of this and he showed the exact same example with the same comedic structure that would be an improvement on his content and that would be like a way that wouldn't piss people off and I think other than that people wouldn't have a problem with him so what's your point then because I think I'm a little bit lost because at first you were defending him and now well that to me seems to be the resolution like that's the way because I can I can defend him up to a certain point but if somebody introduces to me that's it's fundamentally wrong that he's doing that I can't really defend him anymore so then you agree with the initial point I agree with the initial point yeah that I guess I agree with the initial point but I'm just saying that that's what he could do the the positive outcome is what I was looking for all right then yeah donkey's an interesting one I don't know what it would take for us to actually cover him one day we probably have to be a particularly egregious video on something that we're actually up to speed on because like it's just really complicated to tackle something like his because with cinema sins you can I'm pretty sure in our coverage of him will actually like be like this point is false because blah blah blah unless of course he's making this as a joke that we try and figure out what the joke would be if it is a joke because it's like a minefield with cinema sins and their fans and then I assume the same would be going for donkey but yeah hopefully he doesn't make a video that's like fucking dreadful um just you know just keep on trucking and um aim for accuracy accuracy is your best friend gonna help you out I mean accuracy doesn't get in the way of anything except for lies and fuck lies am I right guys yeah or I guess the accuracy would be more appropriate but you could be funny and accurate you could be serious and accurate you could be all sorts you could be ironic and accurate you know to get your point across but and I guess he's great we like it happy new year long man hi doggo hello good to see chase again so soon he's already gone happy new years catching up on 67 so I'll watch this later but thanks for a good year of content no problem we got more to come happy new year my ewoks all the best for 2020 mola don't forget to pet your doggo hi rags and kick jay hello jay has kicked himself yep he took care of it four hours is absolutely an accepted amount of efap molman baggins efap 14 oh have times have changed I know times have definitely changed uh 28 year old one date still no gf how about some encouraging words and thanks for keeping me saying throughout these loantisms um Santa Clara rum is rathery good very good I guess also hi rags hello rags give him give this person encouraging things for loantisms uh take care of yourself um don't be afraid of failure don't be afraid of being rejected go out see people meet no friends of friends be social go out and uh talk to people you know it's it's not like a secret magical thing is just do just actually go out and do it what you think you should do is probably what you should do it's just a matter of doing it you know yeah if you're not like really good with um like flirting or anything you can just go up to someone and just talk to them like if you notice uh if they're wearing like a shirt like a star wars shirt or something talk to them about star wars try to see what it is that they might be interested in talking about that you would have a mutual interest in and that's a really solid way of uh developing a connection with someone fairly quickly just download tender there you go yeah or grinder whatever floats your boat by the way I was going to say it right if you're gay then it's if you're into dudes it'll be so much easier to get laid whatever grinds you about whatever you grind whatever turns your tables happy new year don't your pistachios don't do anything you have to the pistachios are good I know I'm reading them right now people are giving me shit in the chat but why for in pistachios well they said no lunchy nana oh well but it's good uh don't do anything tonight that would hurt your parents and hold your families close in the new year me i'ma do a bull drop with efab villains well that's raw i was confused for a while there a ball drop with efab villains why not i suppose uh do you think donky was right when he said here i bet that's magical that's that's an appropriate right i can't believe you'd say that on a christian stream you got silence this guilt right there i worship thore god of thunder and all the gods of the nordic pantheon what about odin oh him too all right fair enough uh do you think donky was right when he said full in order was the best ea game in 10 years i think that might be close to the mark when it comes to single player ea games um i'm not sure i in fact i'm gonna default and say that's not true uh but if i if i go through here once i'm done with this i'm doing i will go through the list of ea games that are single player and i managed oh yeah titanfall too yeah there you go there's your answer yeah that's what i was gonna all right then good way is it does that mean solely single player games i don't see how adding a multiplayer would disqualify what the single player is as in like a game that only has multi a single player i feel like that's unnecessarily arbitrary but let's say that was the case would it still would it win then um i'd have to look through i'm not certain what about co-op through the campaign i don't know but again i'm i'm i'm coming up with rules that weren't in the super chat so um efap we're we are all the fascists oh i get it like jango is probably the most underrated movie of the decade but i don't know why is it due to the use of ewok or do you have any problems with it hi rags hello oh also dragon age origins uh dead space dead space too yeah yeah yes this is what we were saying soma is like no i think soma's an indy yeah soma's indy bad company too that's within 10 years right that's a pretty good single player for what it is yeah i give um also in regards to jango i i i haven't really heard people say jango's bad he mostly gets instead of pretty good right it just kind of drags and drags chain jango it could have ended after they had to shoot out but they had an extra sequence for summer yeah i'd agree with that um that's probably it though like for the right like i love king shaltz and and jango's characters so like the the plot is pretty strong it's good shit and leo as a villain yeah he was good shit and um sam l jackson as uh the butler dude he was he was awesome the fact that sam sam would take that role for quintin is a sign of his respect for quintin because that's like a role that he would get for the second well yeah everyone's like if you say the n word you're racist and i'm like okay what about leonardo de caprio i was like wow that that's that's different that doesn't i've gotten count like all right he's playing a character it's different a racist character he's playing a character he's like i'm talking about a word wow racist rags i'll add it again obviously happy new year you massives and he is to tizmy 2020 also hi rags the tizmy 20s that's it also hello but there you go the tizmy 20s no that was like the first thing i said before i said the client i don't remember it oh i even agreed with it see i have to put up with this with that either every e-fab this is it right this is where we everything's destroyed the relationship over this is our relationship's over just as that common predicted just as the long man predicted we're the tizms all along yes of course good you're retarded uh yes obviously sleep well metal have a happy new year and we'll catch you happy new year everybody everyone's waiting for john wick to be destroyed by you i'm yeah i'm back home in tomorrow in tomorrow in tomorrow i'll be home in tomorrow then work resumes yes i shall resume recording my tizms and i will be oh it was nice finally meeting you metal all right that was the first time yeah we told them all about you you're supposed to impress him you failed yeah maybe i'm not tired it's like it's like the worst time to meet me now it's so good i'll see you guys later bye bye and then there was just seven very few people left um knock him out in case we're gonna add people or not from us with love happy new year you massives na zdrowie why why are you speaking chinese happy 2020 massives hopefully less franchises are ruined this year yeah i think well what are there any left there are there are i don't think we'll be able to destroy as many though honestly i really don't think it'll be possible but maybe well there's a cliford movie coming out cliford the big red dog that's true i just found out about that yesterday and it ruined my fucking year this is just as upsetting as learning that disney's gonna do a live action robin hood this is this is this is as upsetting as like learning that disney would be doing a live action emperor's new groove as star wars original trilogy remake would be that the worst for me oh could you imagine learn the some animated the some animated movies can't be translated just like it's a real life yeah like lion king they did lion king is too late the doles are open like like it made 1.2 billion lady in the tramp is Walt disney wanted he wanted to tell stories through animation he didn't want to do it with live action because everyone was already doing with live action so he went with animation as this new media and that was his dream that was his vision that was his goal and he accomplished it and now they're fucking it up yeah he he was definitely about that and he also i think recognized by making live action movies that they couldn't be the same content he made separate choices you know he made swiss uh family robinson and live action because that would be a better choice for live action than animation i don't know i think that would have been cool to see animated you guys remember the old robinson cruzo cartoon with um there's like the cat and the dog and the parrot you all remember that no no like that no that's like offended you're like no like it's almost like she was sad she hadn't seen it because i know i am sad i want to know find a picture share it i'm yeah cartoon robinson cruzo you know you know who they're having direct clifford it is walt becker who directed wild hogs oh i'm sorry you know what was you know what his last directing credit was alvin and the chip monks the road ship 2015 oh that makes perfect it irked myself so much when they did alvin and the chip monks because me and my sisters used to love watching the cartoons and so when they made the live action we all just kind of died inside all right i was pissed off because jason lee the guy that's the lead actor and that is a huge guy in the skateboarding community he invented the 360 flips so seeing the super respected guy that transitioned into hollywood play that role was really sad to me rags there's no pictures for me to look at fine jesus it's like an infant so that's that's the front right oh well you want to know why they don't advertise this because it looks like shit but it's amazing well that and they'll just get pinned as a racist oh yeah it's definitely it this was made 1974 it's super fucking racist but it's amazing though he fights with a swordfish with his sword there's all sorts of stuff man gosh i've i've never cannibals and they go oh my god oh my god it's it's it's probably shit i i watched this a kid a lot and it's i just loved it it i can't it's on youtube all the parts of it are like on youtube so one of these days we'll just queue up all the parts and just watch it through and we'll we'll just watch this awful do you like heat fat movies on it heat fat movies of robinson cruzo from 1974 yeah i mean why not by the way did you know that daniel defoe did the story for it i don't even know who that is yeah no one does he died in 1731 but no here you go i thought you would just say like he made it in 1970s when he died 200 years earlier like way what pretty ahead of his time for writing the movie yeah man like holy shit good listen the man had talent now that's true dedication to the craft he like specified this screenplay this has to be made 200 years from now okay um even though i don't agree with some of your opinions the expanse is awesome fight me you have helped me get through some of the worst years of my life with fun and laughter so thank you for everything and happy new year uh yeah good stuff we're always hopeful that um all of this insane nonsense provides a little bit of fun times for all and typically speaking everybody has a bad opinion on something it's okay okay you don't like the expanse i thought the show was pretty man how much did you watch three seasons the only character i liked was the the guy who temporarily takes over the ship in the third season the old dude you're a little ahead of me i didn't like the first season because that one character was really annoying but uh i really like the chick from mars yeah she's she's she's cool enough i'd have to re-watch it again my opinions on it are so thin now that like i don't even want to share them is her name marcia i don't know what her name is which is why i referred to her as the chick i got it right it was good i i got it too i just decided not to go with it i had to make sure you knew though this is the one robin's crew so if you ever just want to watch it throw it upon a screen moller please wait which make sure that oh my god it's an i just want you to understand the the parrot's an alcoholic all of the all of the native cannibals are super fucking racist the audio quality is so just is it in english yeah you bet it's in english at least is this one let me see they literally drew them like birds what the parrots yeah the humans the humans are drawn like parrots oh yeah look at their faces well i i didn't say parrots they're drawn like birds like the natives like look at the way they're no they're they're kind of they're kind of bird like oh my goodness this isn't this isn't in english fuck so whoever linked me this thank you but this is not in this is not in english oh my god i don't understand why anyone would have any problem with this look he's he's laughing at him because his gun isn't working he has three toes oh yeah oh i'm guessing you're one of those fancy pants people who have four toes i want you to like i just i went to a random part of it and i want you to just this encapsulates just so much and in this oh my god you're right the parrot is an alcoholic this is robin's and cruzo it's so it's just so wonderful oh oh my cannibals it's amazing they're bad they need to be dispatched rags your social credit score just went down 100 points i'm gripping there what was it like on this island that robins and cruzo lived on yeah in this team vote situation oh i forgot there there were two cats a dog a parrot and friday who's arguably an animal anyway and then there's robins and cruzo they's like they hand him a spoon to eat the food with but he's a stupid dumb native and so he tries to eat the spoon of course it's so telling oh the little kid sleeping with a puppy at least they're nice to dogs yeah only a fascist deals in absolutes that's a quote from bilbo baggins oh bilbo yeah after bilbo was darth bilbo escaped the death star wreckage oh he's gone he's gone he's gone always two there are a moorler to embody the power and they rags to crave it don't um i crave your power after watching rise the sky will go my family even my little brother 14 years old knew the pacing was wack in his words the beginning part was going way too fast i mean the all of it part was going way too fast yeah i like how it slowed down in the middle and near the end yeah i got you man um thoughts on fall out new vegas say what thoughts on fall out new vegas i love it it's great everyone should play fall out new vegas there you go nailed it that's some good sheet right there man get some mods and go to town hey which one funky town bullet town a and just same wavelength uh thanks for fun fill thanks for the fun filled 2019 looking forward to 2020 absolutely 2020 will be filled with fun surprises i'm sure of it and that's when i didn't even pollute his mind before watching rise of skywalker also i'm still waiting for you guys to watch hardcore henry you dumb boz we're gonna get there one day oh you approaching me that's all this super chat says i think they think we're are you approaching me scammy bro rags i've been debating on whether or not i should come out as a scaly to my friends and family assuming that i do what advice do you have for me also hi rags you sexy beast hi kill yourself no don't do that don't come out as a scaly to your friends and family family it's not their business and it makes you weird and scale it back correct and scale back the scale scale back oh nice you're not a holo you're not a holo you're you're you're just weird yeah if you're like if you take it seriously enough to the point where you're thinking of coming out as one like it's a part of your identity you might have gone too far with it you might need to just i like the porn you know that's where it stops pretty much it's not like an identity or anything um don't they don't need that's not their business anyway they don't need to know that and they'll hate you for it so just don't bother yeah don't be dragging them into this okay yeah it's like nailed it it's like coming out to your 87 year old grandmother who's the pastor's widow that you're an atheist it's like just don't bother don't worry about it just let it go what the hell are we talking about i love southpaw's joke was only noticed by i think like me and er and er like a like a dying ghost just went no you're a spooky spooky people ghost oh black ghost i guess but you're always in a people room what does that say about you belch i'm a racist i see color in everything uh i hope 2020 is the year mohler says the n word oh my god oh my goodness gracious if the band is breaking up who is your yoko ono who is if art we're breaking up who's yoko ono of efap rags what you reckon well yoko ono needs uh a paul mccartney right so she has to attach herself to one of us and that will drive that she will be the wedge that inserts itself between our love so um huh i don't know who yoko ono would be because she's an odd one you're suggesting it again we do know no i'm not i don't think no he's not he's not like obnoxious and crazy and loud you're only saying that because she's asian that's fucked up dude yoko ono is asian what that's such an english name well i guess we'll find out it'll be revealed in 2020 who the yoko ono of efap is no i don't think so i think we'll go jay is the yoko oh maybe is jay's the yoko because he's loco um goodbye 2019 you shitty year here's to 2020 being even worse now i'm gonna go get all different types of inebriated so happy new year my ewoks hi diddly hoe there rags uh moib shloid hello and chase stay gay you stinky cheese man oh somebody sent me the english version if you want to see why robinson cruzo 1974 written by daniel defoe adaptation by alan thorton what why because it's amazing it's so crazy i think it's italian so their english is in the way that their mannerisms is just so off you know rags yoko ono married john lennon you matter whatever which whichever one of them that she married all right i don't know are you not a beetle fan he was trying to make a funny music i don't know their personal right right you're trying to make a funny and you're being inaccurate but that doesn't matter because you're just trying to make a funny right yeah if i tell a joke that makes me a comedian all right yep there we go sword guys nailed it uh yeah what up all my e words happy new year you massives especially christina aka southern ct i don't know who that is but say that one more time well i i do know christina taylor she's a she's a chatter yeah she's right where we chat so i i think i see her in the chat quite often well happy new year fascist root word of fascism latin meaning bundle as in bundle of sticks a metaphor for a collectivist group collectivist group against the individual from what i've gathered this is a true the truest definition of fascism and the woke crowd fit the bill perfectly it comes from fosk it comes from fosk ace is that how you pronounce that fosk ace it meant it meant the bundle that you came back with when you cut down a bunch of wood neat as individuals we are all making easily breakable but together we form a mighty faggot true it normally has an axe in there as well so it's what you'll often see it associated with i think it's on it's on a lot of like um uh but it like symbolically it represents you know might have a republic oftentimes stuff like that um if you go to like washington dc or the capitol and stuff um you you'll see the fast case on a lot of logos and icons and stuff for a little detail i think it's on coins on some coins let me see um yeah it's a classic military symbol it's supposed to be like order you have the wood that is the foundation and then you have that it's on the dime the back of the dime has a fosk case on it let's guess um i think would movie blob be considered a planetoid you have to ask maso i was gonna say i'm not a scientist so i'm waiting for one of you guys to sort that out i don't know a planetoid i don't know i don't think i don't know if we're massive enough perhaps a dwarf planet i don't know does anybody orbit him is diabeto a dwarf planet yeah that's what i'm asking maybe the moon i hope he doesn't moon us i don't want to see his black hole hey muller and rags wanted to say thanks for the many quality hours of 2019 e-fapery also i'm a musician by trade any favorite film such game composers and or soundtracks happy new year you massives um i mean if i was one so this is a whole bunch um composers for games i forget the name of the guy but the one who did uh the new god of war i was pretty badass guy who did the doom soundtrack i guess i used to know these names but for some reason they're blanking on me um i also like again i don't know why i've forgotten the name because he's done he did westworld and game of thrones ramen digiwadi i think that's how you pronounce it yeah yes i feel like his stuff too and then there's just a shit ton of franchise music that i probably just list off pointlessly i think it's more interesting to you know talk about the specific composers i guess but uh that's it for me what about you rags i'm sorry say that one more time favorite composers slash music from stuff like movies and everything uh lord of the rings instantly will spring to mine first um those how are you sure yeah um i really like um dvorak dvorak dvorak um naryl symphony in particular he's a big thumbs up for me um house i mean all sorts of stuff i mean i just just all kinds of things all kinds of things but if we're talking about strictly movies um you said you film slash games so film slash games oh mass effect had a great soundtrack as did um let me see just like let me scroll here uh unironically minecraft um let's see good ost's halo has fantastic music all through the series um i don't know about four and five but uh reach one two three um and halo reach had some really great tunes really really really great music the guy that did the halo stuff yeah mario go mario donnell um old marty good old marty and divinity orisonson too had good music um echo had a good soundtrack enter the gungeon had good uh good soundtrack too um god it's like trying to pick one out of just a bunch of stuff what about germy sol yeah skyrim skyrim yelson did the don yeah yeah skyrims was all right skyrims was all right um oh jesper kid is it kid or kyde it's kyd i don't know if it's kid or kyde just for kyde he did a lot of these sassans creed stuff um especially a sassans creed too had some fantastic uh music in there um shadow warrior two had great uh music the main menu theme is among the best i've ever heard um let's see i just while i while it's going through my going through my brain here um i i guess nothing else oh bioshock had pretty good music and but it's like that's like fall out where a lot of their songs are pulled from you know real stuff uh but their arrangements and their selections are really really good so there you go uh let me do with that what you will i'd like to also appreciate greg edmondson from the uh Uncharted series there you go i got it i would suggest uh bernard herman james newton howard anio maricone julian wending cliff martinez um uh what's his name danie elfman those are all some good ones hans zimmer is the obvious choice but you know that's taste wise um it's a good place to start um i think stela russ has a really good soundtrack stela russ has a really good soundtrack um that's one but you could just listen to and all sorts of different things uh oh the witcher three's got really really incredible music uh a lot a lot of good stuff going on there hilder good good enough to her she did the joker soundtrack ah yes another excellent choice um oh fuck i forgot to ask er last stream if he saw the anime where they pierced the dragon's armor by poking her with a seven-foot pole in her butt oh my god yeah because i guess if a dragon has to poo then you got a whole spot around your sphincter there i mean that sounds like a lot of anime to me oh you're saying like that could be referencing several anime at that point the many different animes where a dragon is killed with a seven-foot spear up the booty hole yeah this i can think of seven already yeah really name three let's see no watch that because that is a very very specific i just i pressed x to doubt on the the wide variety of spear up the butt hole dragon no there's loads honestly it's just i can't really name any off the top of my head but there's loads is that like a thing is that like a cultural thing is that a like a trope is that an anime trope you get the dragon up the butt or stuff up your butt at least yeah i mean i i stuff up i i stuff stuff up my butt so it says this was drawn by funimation happy new year everyone happy new year i like this one it just says jabo the hut haha good stuff there you go so the love of god you massive slow down oh wait who just left um that would be glib he's returned however so we may now continue because thank goodness this crazy train ain't got no brakes also the dragon actually had a lady form but she can only stay a dragon for so long hilarity ensues and after they free her high knee she kind of likes it oh my god they free her high knee yeah i only know of like a couple of anime where that happens what what is the name of this anime oh the specific one that super chat is talking about i can't know that for sure just google the description dragon butt slayer did she read that from chat yes someone said dragon butt slayer one two and three says like an anthology collection um eeks and gamers ripped matt apart on high council it was lol uh yeah yeah at the beginning of this stream we looked at uh matt like dipping out of a live stream just before jeremy arrived it was pretty amusing well they ripped him up so many times before and it he just keeps doing it to himself you know he's digging his grave deeper and deeper good all matt it's not like it's that hard to have a chat with jeremy well i think he's had several chats with him as far as i know um oh my i found it on youtube that was shockingly easy to find it's um it's a rafferita episode nine hajimi put thick rod in dragon's ass oh my god it starts off with the caption say a dragon's only weak point is where it doesn't have scales it's eyeballs post the title in the chat yeah he needs to make sure he needs to find that the caption literally says take it in the ass and die well i mean it's only a suggestion the dragon says please remove it remove it from my rear i beseech you classic yeah saw a video in brown table star wars defined collab series may want to check it out if you want some tism for the video backlog mary new mole rag mary new year mole rag much and uh yeah i heard about the uh star wars defined thing it's very sweet that they they do those collaborations and i wish them all the luck in the world but i haven't watched any of them um i'm sure they're all wonderful mary new year you massives mary new year if diabeto eats a lot of iron and then starts spinning in a chair does he generate a magnetosphere if so does that now make him dire magneto rags is just uh showing us just try to imagine the sight of a young woman her behind impaled with a thick hard rod this looks recent it looks tasteful slowly slowly please i am not yet is this like a fetish anime this is clearly a fucking fetish anime this is like a two minute scene this is uh this is absolutely a fetish anime and if anyone's like no it's actually a complex oh okay it can be both then it's a complex fetish anime um happy happy new year to all the gmt plus two ewoks that's how that's how far behind we are i guess matt let your phone die kill it if you have to yeah he didn't want to run out of battery you can't blame him uh can you guys look at channel dark synovia he loves the e u star wars and makes hatred phantom menace wait also make hatred phantom menace have make vids on them and he also a leftist i think he doesn't like the phantom menace and he loves e u star wars hates phantom menace is a leftist i think those are the attributes of that guy's channel weird combination what's up all my n walks uh yeah that's a combo uh need help turning on my flashlight i gotta change a flat tire where do i put the batteries up your butt that's a weird question that's a strange question i've never used the flashlight i'm not sure flashlights don't have batteries that's the joke but they have tires yes you might just remember they might just be referring to the treads if you get my i get yes i don't forget what you're tired can you fuck a a flashlight so much that it just becomes perfectly smooth on the inside i think it would the silicone would break down wouldn't it so be even worse what okay so anyway uh hello all my n walks it's 2020 here australian here lol yes uh lol objectively does the decade not end next year you only start your 10th beer after you finished your ninth or is this totally subjective um i don't think anyone really cares that much we kind of just i mean yeah i guess you can only finish your 10th beer after you finish your ninth hello all my e words i commented earlier about hoping less franchises are ruined this new year but upon further reflection i honestly don't know what's left also hi rags hello um i think we agreed there's a whole bunch left right back to the future can be ruined gremlins can be ruined those are stew the both still on the uh the plate if you will uh clifford can be ruined we're all very concerned for its cinematic universe gremlins is underrated for sure they're gonna don't wait in for them to talk about it gremlins don't the revenge is the awakening the return if they ruin gizmo i'm gonna be gizmo is gonna start dabbing oh no dad gizmo dad it'll be so cute who needs um who needs uh it's uh a little film called max monomore someone someone named kanga in the efat podcast talk posted it and i just had to share it that is wonderfully terrible this is from 1986 let's see um i british diplomat in teras learns his chic wife is monkeying around with a chimpanzee oh my god movie bob i think reviewed it of course i've been kidding i got it right hold on i know bob chimp here it is was it a positive review um bob chimp man oh yeah well the rotten tomato score is not too good uh so i mean it's just shocking i trust rotten tomatoes don't they maybe they maybe a lot of people find the idea of a a two of unequal evolution um fiddly diddling you know is that a banana in your pocket or oh no well you know this is before furries so it's ahead of its time no it really wasn't he's like no stop my superhero persona is dr. cocktopus he has full prehensile 30 foot weeders protruding from his back that he uses to walk he also has eight balls oh my god what anime is that that's the same anime as the dragon one what anime is this oh this is octopus monomore friendly reminder once again that quentin is an actual inako communist communist he is literally incapable of thinking a correct thought all right then octopus is don't kick jay that's too late for that he kicked himself ha ha why is jay because he hasn't watched enough movies i was gonna say yeah that's pretty much the easy answer still hasn't completed lord the rings how disgusting is that oh my god there's no sin make it stop stop sending these things oh it's written in japanese or something of course it is oh man that is a disturbing thumbnail there's just something about that that smile that smile it really is like a nightmare that i haven't had yet but it's like there's still time i'm going oh my god why like i'm gonna have i'm gonna have a nightmare it's gonna be in it's gonna be in 16 millimeter kodak that's degraded that's what i'm gonna be looking at it's not the only thing 16 millimeter well that literally looks like the frame in the shining in the shining i don't think you're gonna have to take it seriously people don't have to be accurate is what you mean watch this clip the clip why you didn't click on it this this show fucking this show the thumbnail standing here calmly speaking to her while there's a chimpanzee in the bed with her i'm afraid to click on it to be honest i don't know what it is oh no this is like smiling at him like you're like she unfucked henry cavill oh my god ah he's not even disgusted enough for this to be show he's mostly okay with it oh my god the monkey is just laughing oh my god fucking your wife i can't this is this is like a david lynch movie i can't i don't know what to say it's scary i feel like someone is going to start talking and um i'm just i'm gonna i'm gonna carry on uh uh yms yay and this was addressed to adam but i guess we're gonna have to have the panel see if they can figure out the correct answer would it be worse to be set on fire or to be eaten by bears well bears eat you alive like they don't yeah but being set on fire also well yeah but i feel like fire you're gonna pass out from pain first and you're gonna i don't know i feel like being burned alive you're gonna die faster than being eaten by bears um apparently burning alive is like the most painful way i'd rather get eaten by bears i don't know honestly i don't know i would defer to somebody who could argue it it depends on like am i drenched in like kerosene or something and it's like i'm gonna go up in flames instantly and like what kind of bear is it is it like a baby polar bear or is it like a giant grizzly that's just gonna you know i don't know there's pretty shoe this i'm pretty sure that the question is posed because burning okay so you have your whole body is burning alive that means all of your nerves are going off at the same time as pain all your pain receptors versus bears don't necessarily if you're like when they you know burn witches at the stake and it goes at your feet first and you slowly burn alive well here's the alternative the alternative is that bears don't necessarily of both of these so like bears don't necessarily eat you after they've killed you they might be eating you while you're still alive that's the they might take a long time so if you're burning alive you may go out faster but it may be more painful than a bear that may take longer yeah this this depends entirely on the bear's behavior yeah we need a lot of specifics unfortunately if it was like a full body kerosene burn and the bear was huge and it was planning on eating you pretty quickly what would the choice be i think it probably kill you it crush your skull or something or break your neck well let's just assume for the sake of the question that it immediately goes for one of your legs and just tears at it until it rips it off and starts chewing you that sort of thing i don't know i know how to avoid getting eaten to the best of my ability that's not the question but i guess i've never really considered the alternative is it like you're falling into lava and being like burned alive instantly like i need to know the time frame i need to know the parameters of each instance to make that decision can i use the fire on the bear no oh well then what if it's a fire bear well if i'm gonna die then i guess i don't really care i don't know all right well yeah we did it there you go all right there you go i hope that satisfies you uh title is clearly clickbait as it is still 2019 where i am i wonder if it still is uh i started in october and i'm only i started october and i'm only on efap 50 part 2 getting there get in there yeah there you go pulling teeth is only painful if they're dinosaur teeth happy new year mohler high rags hello um dinosaur teeth as in like wisdom teeth or they just fucking with me maybe they're talking about um Jurassic world fallen kingdom where they have the guy who collects the teeth fucking point that sounds about right why did you have to remind us of that we got another one of those coming in two years from now and it's gonna have sam neal and laura durry back as well it's gonna be coming back folks all the originals guys and all those gonna be better all those gonna solve the dinosaurs on the mainland problem by hyperspeed ramming into all of her she's just gonna run into him just her high speed running the one in a million laura durin's character what's her name ellie she's gonna be the flash now because superheroes will now be a thing in the Jurassic park universe why not the universe is already ruined gotta go fast boy did anyone see that shitty short film it's supposed to be like a yes so they're the new one and that one that was trash too oh god can call in trevorrow just stop making shit and universal just kill the Jurassic series once and for all you want him to make extinct yes please would you like it to be struck by a meteor um either that or possibly drowning Noah's flood whatever you like to have it succumb succumb succume to starvation after the ash cloud covers the world and all the large animals perish for lack of prey vegetation that doesn't sound like a slow and lingering death that is ragged on far to this project rags do you want I will do my best to kill the Jurassic park franchise the way it deserves like just like the actual dinosaurs were killed it's a very ashy cold cataclysm it's a mercy killing it's fine um putting more incest in star wars was disney's way of making sure people were represented these truly are inclusive films oh there you go that's true what people don't think about that people don't think it could be like it is but it do does it it do be yeah it do um when will you guys when you when you guys gonna get the guys from screen tip podcast on eFap um I haven't asked them they're a bunch of faggots not a fan of their content to be honest I think that they're kind of just like they've stolen everything from us a bunch of grifters I think that according to remarkable republican they would be a rip off of eFap yeah yeah they're a rip off of eFap uh robot chicken predicted pal's survival in 2012 through debt so fucking true if adam and eve are the first humans why are they depicted with belly buttons because the story doesn't make any fucking sense what do you think because that would be weird though to see a person without a belly button it wasn't that weird with a secret model that doesn't have a belly button oh my god never seen it no go kill her bitch all right let me go google victoria secret model sans belly button all right they shop in her belly button when she does like the catalogue stuff right wasn't there like a tv show a long time ago that was charlie x or something and he doesn't yeah like some guy that doesn't have a belly button and that was like all over the marketing like look at this guy he doesn't have a belly button isn't that weird carolina curcova is her name the victoria victoria secret model has no belly button small indention i guess where a belly button normally is but there's no actual like yeah they gave that to her that way it kind of looked like she has one that's very strange no belly button how i wonder how i'm curious how that happened i think she had to have surgery when she was a baby and it apparently that that show's called kyle x y okay so i kind of got it i was thinking of star trek perfect excuse to show off someone's abs it's the demographic right on indignation i think so her name is um carolina curcova did you see carolina send this little vegetal song it's relevant to the discussion at hand i'm not pressing play on issues did you see the newest cosmonaut variety our star wars video where he calls out your subpar methodology as being horribly long man an objectivity man oh yeah we kind of mentioned it earlier i mean he's just that's him i'm sure he's having fun with that one-sided conversation um quintan has a rose sex doll and before using it he screams tico time and it's tico time he's i gotta see it's miniature death star tech uh why am i his profile pic looks like it's gonna eat my soul yeah i think so he's a horse he's a horse go ahead oh i've got a thing from the discord oh my god how did he not see that coming when he made that tweet because he's not smart because everybody misinterprets of him on this planet apparently the wits he used to just you know so obscure like the definition he was going to win i just i'm loving how everyone that loved the last jedi and praise it now they're all you know criticizing the rightest guy walker and i was like wait but you can't criticize star wars but the themes the themes of the rises rises skywalker were they're the themes that was there was a theme of redemption uh there was a theme of family because that's what it's about really that's what makes it powerful about it i think it's funny that patrick says that it's a movie about space wizards intended for children because that's exactly what rise of skywalkers it felt like the last jedi doesn't feel like it's for kids but rises skywalker feels like it's for eight-year-olds feels like it's for pretentious assholes they had to be careful with the vaporizing old man palpitism face though because they were like uh oh pg-13 yeah if only there was some way to stop this incredible pain all over my face has jay seen his other rhino fistona meme uh i don't know if that was before after we'd shown the ones that we had but uh try tweeting at him if if you think you may not have yeah if you feel like he needs to really if i mean he seems to have embraced his persona well so um yeah that's great always room for two i suppose wicked refuse to move to the back of the bus and that caused the battle for andor oh wow a bit of a little bit of a lore move to the back of the atst objectively spank us daddy we've been a subjectivism like punish me punish me using pre-established rules that apply so if jay is not on stream he's been milked in Wakanda he's being milked in Wakanda i mean yeah one of the biggest exports so uh tross is better than synecdoche new york fight me oh my god lucky yms isn't here he fuck you up i wonder if you'll ever finish that series i don't know that people can be like said about you baller and i'll be like yeah you can i'll stop and you can do that i'm just still curious about a few more i'll show you all when i get tfa finished i'll show you i'll show you all you assholes you're all mean and i'll show you just right made an anti-tross video interested i have to check it out see what see what he says see what's up could be interesting maybe maybe uh new decade resolution finish project under a year i mean finish project in under a year i guess so yeah um yeah that means you can get like 10 projects done at least in a decade nice yeah roam wasn't built in a day uh why don't you tell people to donate through stream labs you get more money that way because a lot of people just don't use it um it's linked in the description if they want that alternative it's just that most people know how to use super jets youtube home too if that sort of thing um but it's you know it's optional whatever also cover captain marvel's xxx parity on 69 we can't do that we'll get in trouble tizm no we we'll just we can work around it blur it out yeah we'll work around it we'll yeah just as long as you don't show the nipple just have all the gas watch it ahead of time we'll just discuss the plot no just just make just make an account on porn hub and upload it there oh like stream on porn hub yeah uh i mean you could stream it or you could just pre-record it and make it like an efap movies that you could then upload a porn hub i wonder if we'll inspire a sister podcast that reviews porn on porn hub live i it's it's about time we put the fap every frame upon can we get some twos in chat to show approval for this proposal happily happy new years may it be covered with jay's milk from kiran molla will you finish the game of thrones rage uh i intend to it's just that it's behind a couple of other things on a list right now but uh yeah i'd like to eventually though like let's say the worst case scenario happens and i end up not making a sixth episode breakdown i really felt like my fifth one can operate as a sort of finality to my my perspective on how much they destroyed game of thrones anyway because i went through like the majority of the main cast and how they've been destroyed at that point um but yeah no there's still stuff in episode six that i'd like to talk about thank you rags and skull on wheels for hundreds of hours of tizm you have a celestially epic new year of spreading racism for the nazi chuds oh yeah hooray so many memes so many tizms chat is clamoring for uh for option two by the way i see a lot of threes and fives i see a 12 here and there a 49 have to get out of 69 lots of 69 so here we go 42 i don't see any twos though by themselves um here's a three i got this is z that's good oh my gosh oh my god what is that i definitely can't put that on stream um oh jesus what is daddy bowser if only if only gaming it was here i think we all agree this is mike stochlas's fault i like that he wanted to clarify that it's not his fault that j j rooms did what he did it felt so genuine like i'm sorry it wasn't my fault um hey mola would you have a review older or animated movies also happy new year from australia uh yeah there's probably a couple older is a um bit relative are you talking how old are we going i wonder black and white movies i would do if a 12 angry man that movie is pretty kick ass that's a great movie um and animated movies yeah i wouldn't have anything i would love to do that some older animated movies some weird ones yeah like the one you sent us yeah there you go rags you can review that we'll do that with the cat wizards uh rock and rule all that stuff i had to watch felix the cat the cat and one of my history of animation classes happy new year to all you ewoks thank you very much also i just saw a super chat come in say did you watch the big fat quiz of 2019 where they shout on game of thrones i actually do quite like watching that show and uh if they show on game of thrones that sounds wonderful oof that could make my make my decade um i was wondering earlier today what's an average day in the life of mohler i assume rags is a day filled with orgies and other sexism sports an average day for you long man editing editing editing editing sleeping sometimes or charging now 2020 where i am editing everything everything for me it's all about the poontang and then he records it and i edit the poontang it makes sense yeah it's a system but it's all perfect so it's an easy job caption here there so you could make out what's being said through the moans but you know pretty basic uh hey hitler what are you where are you most ticklish i assume that's for y'all uh hmm i would say the back of my neck is really ticklish yeah yeah the front of your neck yeah front of your neck yeah all right now that's that you guys are going to have to get into a heated debate because he said back of the neck you said front of the neck up is down okay so the front of my neck is ticklish but not the back of my neck and i'm with rags on that one do we have to go and tickle you and find out where you want to go to people grab it with the front of your neck this might be the most controversial disagreement no i just it's weird i haven't thought about it in many many years because no people generally don't grab my neck unless they're choking me while i call them daddy but there's no tickling involved there so i don't know beneath the feet under the arms the front of the neck aren't you a dog don't like people scratch the back of your neck all the time yeah oh sorry the front of the front of the neck if i said back i misspoke there the front of the neck um i just like being rubbed liberally all over and then it was just silence so anyone else could feel free to fucking contribute whenever you goddamn well please and they all chose zero despite being zero point 13 percent of the galactic population ewoks are responsible for five percent of imperial casualties five percent that's that's that's that's a fucking lot if it's the galactic ones like shit good for them fuck the police when i when i get lost in thought it's about hit that when i get lost in thought it's about hitler's tickle spot oh hitler's tickle spot happy new year from the check republic i love you mauler i wish you a single i could tickle you in all the right places oh my god he's taken by me there's a lot of tickling going on in the chat tickling each other schindler's list is just a movie about earth nazis intended for children happy new year by ewok broods see i think ewok is taking over uh like they had that meme about the choice between saying the n word and ewok and i think ewok is just going to just dominate thank you quinton could you could you imagine if like within a couple of years there's going to be some cnn article about the the word ewok kind of like an offensive term it's going to be added to the adl's list of hate symbols and we're gonna have to say oh it's quinton here's the source they track it down to quinton quinton gets contacted by the the anti defamation league ewoks being the hate symbol recognized by the adl like no no no i just meant all the black people could be replaced by ewoks i mean i mean oh i thought you're gonna go the other way with it and be like by the time we hit like a decade from now we'll we'll have had so many memes in different ways to replace other ones that we just have a whole efab language and nothing makes sense anymore everyone just laughs awkwardly they just they think they're not it on the joke i mean like well we're already like halfway there i mean don't you remember that hello grito stream that poor man he was he needed a dictionary yeah thank i'm jamaican uh john boyega has been tearing ralo to pieces on twitter recently it's glorious guy's a mad lad also hi jay and kick rags oh no that's not how things happen around here yeah that's a wrong but uh the first part of that was right that he's ripping ralo to pieces that's hilarious oh it'd be so cool if he came on on efab john boyega john boyega please come to efab we would enjoy having you we'll bring snacks ewokander milking rhinos and killing stormtroopers that sounds good hey mola just want to say your videos help me start writing stories again also have a good 2020 efab crew uh we shall you too and yeah good stuff man awesome to hear what about the themes of the peen the peen peen peen themes there's also there's also some symbology just look at all of the uh what do they call those obelisks more like symbiology yeah i don't like rags disapproved of his own joke there i don't know uh kick fairy j is that in reference to why am i it might just be jay oh i guess yeah okay now things jay all right because he said rhino because he's got big tips yeah yeah the rhino jay yeah consult the chinese 2020 new year animal and ask yourselves what makes it good oh yeah it is the year of the rat isn't it that's gonna be why you're really what makes it year now holy shit efab predicted this even though we knew about it before it doesn't matter efab 68 not 69 so close yeah it'll be the next one that's 69 that'll be perfect for the efat movies on captain the captain marvel corn parody is it a parody if it's actually better than what it's based off of that's the real question the joke is they actually try and write a book or hear a plot they're successful it's just like wow but don't they have like other superheroes in it the captain marvel i don't know so i heard i haven't seen it but i'm sure we all need to well people were like leaking what the scenes were about and it's like they're you know there's scenes are the only thing that will be leaking yeah but i think like deadpool's in it too and like a bunch of other superheroes oh man it's like infinite infinite earths it's just i can't oh yeah when's the next when's the next infinite earth episode january 14th as far as i know 13 days from now really so close we getting there it's like sarcastic excitement there's no like real exciting i'm oh yeah i'm pretty sure rags is actually excited i i am actually like i kind of miss i i kind of legitimately miss batwoman you guys have like fallen into stockholm syndrome at this point look she's the hero gotham deserved at least that universe gotham yeah that got him definitely deserve nothing better the crisis on infinite earths is supposed to be like the comic book version of the thanos saga it's like the end of multiple parallel dimensions and a reset of the dc continuity so for them to do it on the cw is hilarious because this they have like the worst production value you could think of for superhero no kidding it's you know that you know that like you know that wi-fi connection drops one bar youtube video quality meme that's like the infinity saga versus crisis on infinite earths on cw it's like the sound of dial-up connecting at least that was pleasant because you knew you're getting internet visits like torture i i do appreciate though every time that there's a batwoman video that pops in my sub box i'm just like oh boy here we go again this is going to be some overacting this is going to be some non-logic let's see how far we can oh i in my dark night rises review i'm planning on using the music during the fight scenes i mean there's a reason why they crafted that music it is top notch yeah that woman is nonsensical in ways that i thought were impossible i love it every time rags just mentions that she won't capture her sister and take her into custody i'm like that's such a good point like what's the writers reasoning why they won't do that oh no hey but at the end of this that finale we saw that's the last straw she's done with it now she didn't realize was the beth was gone you see now she realizes that did they ever answer why beth didn't just walk her ass home after going off the lift she was captured i guess yeah she was captured in the woods by the creepy man okay and when she got freed man why didn't she just her ass home no she became a super villain blamed everything on her dad who did everything he could yeah apparently she was already brainwashed by the uh the skin mask man and pizza face mr skin man i stopped watching this and i the more i hear like what who the fuck wrote this who was that there and i was like no humans would have written this is a great idea let's do this this is like one of those i i taught a robot how to write an episode of i don't know graze anatomy and then they have this just nonsensical thing happening that's what they did my my guess is that somebody that was in production talked to their friend that they know that doesn't have very much experience and they're like hey would you like i mean is it okay was the cap no such thing we're we're all about answers here i'm just saying that it's probably somebody that was hired because somebody liked somebody else as opposed to the reason why somebody should actually be hired so they just uh they have complete incompetence which is i love thinking about what it must be like to be on set every day and go what are we doing today oh that woman's gonna hit this girl with a batarang not destroyer and she's gonna dance around and we're gonna have digital explosions going off because you know that those explosions weren't there so you're just like imagine what it's like to direct he's taking a cape and holding it over invisible explosions like should i like put this cape anywhere in particular is like nah we'll put the explosions in post wherever you are flinging your cape around just just go for it that's literally what happened that's my no music random i think i think that my favorite part was when uh they they got the the impression of the license plate on that truck um off of the uh the the bat suit then you find out later that well not later but you like if you are paying attention you notice that the license plate doesn't even hit the bat suit it was the real of the force like the right side of the she gets hit by the right side of the bumper not how do you fuck that up my favorite one is the underwater explosion that should be absolutely deadly and then like the like everything about that is wrong bullets don't travel underwater like that the cops shouldn't be shooting at a at a so suspect that doesn't shoot back at them like it's just perfect and whoever thought that up and whoever went along with it i want to hear that conversation because that must have been just brilliant like oh yeah it's gonna be great it's so dramatic and then they just continue along with it no questions about if it's gonna make any sense at all we celebrated new year's just over nine hours ago well that was in the wrong time zone so rich is the the one you were looking for have you seen cosmonaut friday hours sequel star wars video no not not fully i saw the first like 10 minutes and apparently there's a few vague references to being an objective tism in there i just want to hear him say now the rise of skywalker it's not like bad i just think it's bad but i can't like it's not objectively or anything it's just it's just my opinion that it's bad it's not actually bad pretty sure he was happily say that happy new year my e-woks hello all my e-words happy new year yeah that was from blessed south poor the fucking guy oh yeah who's that guy speaking of awful guest frick go babu frick yourself that was the next one wow oh go babu frick yourself like make myself perfect in every conceivable way you babu fricks you babu fricking fricks fricking insid witty comment here bilborian bag johnson all right palpatine will be in mandalorian it's disney no oh god they might though he'll hear the whispers of him from palpatine on some distant moon or he'll run into some sith people who need him to track down on the guffin so that they can restore the imperious life source and something that would be such a like just stop it just stop and palpatine's like oh bad though you need to just like no enough i think there's already news of like they're bringing darth maul back from they did in solo all right darth maul will be an obvious vote i went with babu frick unfortunately it's too late for me darth maul will be my second choice if i had one um new year's recommendations anime kill la kill dr stone black magic m66 all right uh games old man's journey fe or fei i don't know shadows of the damned also chase what do you think of sphere hunter's review analysis of death stranding i will hang on to that question for him and it ends with high rags hello my mandalorian sequel choice is bb8 that could happen it could be bb8 how old is bb8 is he like a teenager or is he an old man what would it matter i really hope they don't bring back anything from the disney trod but they already said they will no yeah no stop character let it all turn to dust you have like episode 10 some guy just goes yeah pretty about that that ray poe and fiddle dying they blew up oh disappointing as much could you imagine a theta side to give us a snook back story through the mandalorian oh just because the piece of um team being alive like they'll reveal oh yeah here's how here's what calpstein was doing between return of the jedi and the force awakens the irony is that if they kept some of their newer characters from stuff like rogue one like if they didn't kill all the people at the end of it they could bring them back for the mandalorian oh spoiler well they are they're doing a cassian and or show well that'll be a pretty yeah but that's gonna be a prequel it's like the black widow morty it's like oh let's go make a movie post haste everybody will still care and they'll still make their money back but people will be like why are you doing this stop it what if we got a muppet baby situation but with the sequel characters sequel characters baby ray running around and like lifting she's and she lifts like an entire vehicle and someone's like how can you do that and she goes you gotta deal with it you know we might be watching this episode season two of the mandalorian and they're gonna mention ah yes the targets he's on a planet called jack who and we'll go fuck we arrive at jack who would just all the edge like please don't rate please don't rate please don't rate fucking uh uncop what shows up we're like oh god no no no no no no no no yeah they're gonna do that they're gonna the actual battle of jack who is gonna be part of the mandalorian story you know run into oh gee you gotta actually actually no um so the the battle jack who is shown in the battlefront two campaign and that's before where the mandalorian takes place i think that we're in the clear unless disney kind of forgets their timeline or you have someone like kathan gonna do it says we have no sources for you forget their timeline what no yeah dezen the chat says mando will meet ray she will take baby yoda under her wing and start the jedi academy i feel like i could see them showing like finn being taken as a child and the mando like doesn't save him whereas he saved baby yoda maybe happy new years you massives happy new year is freeing an ewok word also wags um no he's a green man could be a green ewok right a g word not an e word the green frog ewok there's there's some kind of amalgamation there all those words you come up with i'm sure of it um just right has bad writing in the title of his rise of skywalker review question mark and tlj isn't bad i don't get that guy he's very strange with the way that sort of standardizes everything out strange man by right bad writing he means writing i didn't like like he would unironically admit to that it's like uh-huh but it just doesn't have the same sort of sting does it like reading imagine this video said i did not like this hmm all right speaking of jar jar a canon comic confirmed he was force sensitive god there we go we've got our options there people that idea of jar jar being the orchestrator of everything and being like an evil yoda is very intriguing to me and would potentially save a lot of the prequel for me but it is oh no you're one of those dark jar jar people no i just do you say dark jar jar he is darth jar jar you will refer to him by his real title no it is a lord of the sith no i'm not saying i'm not saying that that's what it is i'm just saying that it intrigues me i i like the idea of jar jar and despair you're one of those people well the idea that he's like some secret sith master or whatever and he's like a drunken boxer type like jack chan character but it's very interesting but let's say that he's just an annoying character that gets pushed out of the way it doesn't really improve the prequels at all if he was some kind of like actually intelligent creature i think that actually would add something so i'm not saying he was smart enough to be a senator whatever that means you could definitely write it in and not make it stupid i mean it wouldn't be dumber than other things that they chose to do in the prequels with jar jar already so i i'm just saying that you know i just think the idea in itself is stupid sure but i'll be frik with snook i think that's racist against gun guns and i disavow yeah i just miss i think that the prequels are done there you go miss i think that the prequels are down how's it going now what's the florid frick darth frick how's it going massives i've been watching efab for a while my only fear in making movie review content would be to having my video end up on efab especially without cringy i felt my own content after a week i mean give it a shot anyway why not right what's the worst that could happen yeah just uh stick to those principles get that accuracy in there and what is someone gonna say hey you were too accurate like the worst thing you'll get is they say you're too long you'll be fine yeah too accurate too nitpicky means you're being too accurate more often than i would like you to be uh milk jay's rhino fissona i think that's directed at you rags me why would you assume that's for me is that art we saw you remember that art is not canon i'm like disney i'd be canonized it that's fair you do have those veto powers i'm okay with that uh so a moeller and aiden dating yet she she has a husband but um i don't think that stops crazy shippy people right crazy shippy people yes uh oh this one says tickle er go for it rags now that's a new story dog tickles man yeah uh fate grand order and is your lane are better than shadow leg well maybe they meant like shadow legends much like rage shadow legends oh yeah maybe these are mobile games or something fake grand order and is your lane they're better than it just a shadow leg shadow leg it's a secret sith technique uh er exists chase how do you feel about dot dot dot yeah chase likes to get his questions in with the ER you can tell he's a fan he likes to see chase likes to see if he's correct so he uses the uh the anime uh fountain of wisdom er to tell him whether or not his anime opinions are correct it's so easy to get in contact with the ER i mean obviously you should just wait to ask the question uh hi rags hello also chase a classmate of mine went from high school uh made an animated video of only plays jaw jaw joke look for the vid made by acne mcconnell i uh if you if you want to tweet that and he'll find it but i'll also save it for him when he's next here check out reset era's comments about boyega i liked him better when he kept his mouth shut and knew his place whoa sounds like something recent era would say yeah i heard the word nigger that's what i heard uh oh on thumps coming no your place boy i like how out of all the things that have been said tonight that was the thing that you reacted to that's really telling reset era is way more racist these are the tolerant ones well they got to watch saying stuff like that from their own team i'm pretty sure uh what is everyone's favorite racial or ethnic slew also hi rags hello mine's definitely the n word not even close it's just it's a classic and you should respect the classics yeah very influential yeah i would also say nigger because it it's it rolls off the tongue saying it with the with the er at the end is actually pretty funny you can't say it in a nice way in a nice way with nah you can't say it with the hard r and be nice can you if like if you're being funny yeah i know yeah okay it's in it's a term of endearment yeah it's funny uh you guys have you seen short of the dead recently not recently it's like they they use uh not not er they use a and and the girl shorn of the dead but even that because i watched it with wolf like i think a month ago so we were just like oh fuck i forgot they said that at this hey it's a surprise these days but yeah i don't know i'd go with uh maybe e-walk at this point it's kind of currently my favorite thing quinton giving me my access to my favorite memes i kind of keep quinton away from the racial slurs he was just shocking really i always thought that he was an ally but turns out he was the greatest enemy of them all yeah no one fancies himself the villain mm-hmm he dislikes agents more than blacks you know maybe just natural spider's told me there'll be about 20 bad stars takes next year if not well hi rags and mohler and whoever is still there hello hi hello okay eight e-fappers today we went from e-fap to e-orgie we still got seven jokes on you i'm in 2020 already also hi rags hey i support hashtag maiden the long man in the long last very well um i want to say i want to say hi the clues are there that's also from conga you just tell me the lie tell me the lie can you really deny this though that's pretty clear maybe it doesn't feel right because it just fits so well no you can't say it about anal you can't say it about this yeah if it feels so good how can it be wrong um i want to say hi to n words from rosselheim discord oh hello rosselheim discord i greek guy i know how to check one new years to see if the bangs outside were guns or fireworks it was gunshots okay no sorry jay oh baby rose tico's arc shouting this part doesn't deserve a spot in my diaper but it might make a good coaster for my drink oh also hi rags hi aiden hi er hello i am from finland also sequels suck all right so rise of sky will go with best friend again lambasted every poorly written flawed minute of it still enjoyed it he still loved it jay's manipulation worked gg how so i mean you haven't like it so if you think the film is terrible and you had fun with it still did jay j succeed like if you told him yeah jay j had fun with it and he's like yeah what'd you like you're like i didn't really like any of it it was awful i was just having fun wouldn't he be like oh i think that the emotional tone of the movie could connect with somebody if that's like the thing that they're at the movies for they just like the fact that everybody's on a mission and succeeding and they're overcoming obstacles and meeting people from the past like i could see somebody getting into that i just think that that person is probably really shallow with their investment wow very mean these people are very upset to hear that from you i think that if they like that they won't be upset by anything i say really say the n word well that's true that's a good point just say you walk this is guys are cowards we're not allowed to say it it's not like one of my friends to the throat everywhere i've already said it on my public videos with hundreds of thousands of views so i think i've done my part for my video i live in california though they'll win i've done my part i'm honestly well i'm honestly you up any crackers i need to say it i'm uh i'm honestly i'm honestly rather stingy with my use of it one could say that i'm rather niggerly with it that's true nigger is a really acceptable word that has no racial connotations there's nothing wrong with saying that someone's behaving rather niggerly exactly raid shadow legends free to play until you play that's what i have to read out after that it's only it's only it's only racist if that word is only racist if you're saying that jews are niggerly with their money okay oh man controversial phrases of 2020 those niggerly jews wow i like how the only person's dot speaking is the one that would like most be associated yeah i'm already same wavelength same wavelength he feels most at home i'm sure jews in the back and she's just putting her fingers together yes yes it's all going according to plan yes yes once they all are the ones they're banned e-fap will have to be on my channel my god happy new year to all my gmt plus one massives this one actually matters oh the one that actually matters oh i guess that'll be like sweden and germany right now i think yeah so yeah all right fine here's to another lousy year oh that's not that positive happy new year you filthy massives you too adin is my favorite gun she shoots straight facts fair enough okay that was kind of i never measured my peepee don't plan to you know who people you know people who say that are just people who prayed they're going to be appointed pretty much what they've already done it they already did indeed it well can't you just give an idea like compared to your hand no no that's not how men's well here's the thing it's like it's like your perception of how big your feet are your head is your you know your vote your viewpoint for everything and your feet are always pretty much always so far away from you that your perspective isn't you know quite up to it your penis is kind of the same way so looking at being like uh it's about yay long and then you measure it up and fingers together so i know but like some men have bigger hands i i don't know i just i just i feel like you can get an idea of how big it is stop that ruler get a stiffy and and face the music just and i just measure your dick sometime just measure yes my non-existent penis i will take the time out of my day to measure excellent you know measure someone else's penis for him happy new year everybody hopefully i've timed this correctly uh rags how close are you now to happy newtisms um 27 minutes it is close close i played rage shadow legends for a while my bad person because the implication is that i should not have played it um how much money do you spend on it out of curiosity person and you know it's okay to have fun on it i'm sure i'm sure it's fun to someone someone who shilled for it must have actually liked it right like there's gotta be one person who's like you know this game isn't too bad there'll be one you gotta download their launcher to play it it says get blazingly fast pc graphics smooth performance and automatic updates um thank you masters for the great content i've been following since tlj released and hated it just went back and watched a new hope after rise of skywalker why couldn't the rebels outrun the star destroyer since they're smaller who i didn't vader just pull the ship um because you see that isn't doesn't matter because it's about space with it's oh shut up i tell the women my dingy size is in square inches oh what if you had a penis that was square not like a cylinder but well like a minecraft low polygon count yeah every time you reveal it you like it's a condition but they're just like that doesn't help this quickly went from 100% to like one billion percent in a millisecond and i love it oh i think that's about the penis measuring thing like what i clamped down on it like square size like you feel like can i can i vacuum seal my vagina with size yeah but it makes a really really weird sounds it's not like it's clamped down equally or anything there's always a little it is to the those four sides whenever you push it just forces the air out you know oh god and queefs a bound they would just become standard like if she isn't queefing with every thrust something must be wrong with your dick bro oh my gosh i wonder if this will stay monetized this re upload it'll be really interesting without the it'll be like all the boss actually detect this shit or not imagine trying to get your mouth around like a i don't know uh one of those paper milk cartons oh my god and then just suck on it happy new year to all you massives long live the toxic brood happy new year there's a question for aidans that i shall save um i don't know what's going on is i'm not watching live but from the beginning happy new year and here comes the roaring 20s good shit fork jj roaring 20s here we go again the roaring versus the tizamy yeah there's a war to be had there did any of you catch the bbc specials this christmas on bbc one i animated on it our studio is hooked on efap to the point where our story directors are hosting workshops on storytelling oh great that's great wow really it's really awesome after everything we've been discussing for the past like half an hour it's like uh um here let's just let's just listen to the recent the most recent episode we'll just go to a random talking about oh my god square penises that clip was sent to the bbc these members of the toxic brood yeah cool if true cool good stuff sarabies text too small and they refuse fixing what's sarabies is it sarabi isn't that lion or moot or simba's mom hyena is it no no it's shinsy it's shinsy sarabi spell like that sarabi is the lion sarabi the pokemon website sarabies well i think that's what that spelling looks like to me se let's give it a google b google this is sarabi not dot net where legends come to life sounds like a fucking restaurant it's a pokemon website sarabi yeah um house sarabi has remained the most important pokemon news site for nearly 20 years yeah i guess it's uh it's like a pokemon news site yeah i have no idea uh jay mute yourself when you eat oh my god i think i could i think it was like plate sounds when he was last with us that disgusting creature and to think we put up with that we put up with that you guys can't hear can you i don't think so it'd be fine everyone's actually allowed to make noises it's just that whenever they make enough noises that someone in a super chat notices they become evil i'd rather spend new years drinking with you massives oh happy new year from poland thank you for company now and whole year in work i wish you all the best hello rags hello lovely kick for jay all hugs for iar and longest kiss for moola have a great time thank you very much uh kylo partaking in fornication does it hurt i mean we clearly did it killed him oh no happy new yas gang going to a buffalo sabers game tonight he is hoping they win and if they don't i'm getting shitfaced all the same cheers kempai all that good stuff lesson lin never borrow a guy's ruler yeah well yeah oh you have to inspect it first yeah just sterilize it you'll be fine um i'm gay so my preferred penis size is at least 10 inches happy new year yeah boy i think rags is the highest standard for men because he's more of a het leaning bisexual in one stream he claimed to love pussy but he hates the baggage what oh depending on what you mean by baggage like it's easier for me to get along with guys i think that's true for most guys though by the way this is the uh the fourth image that shows up on google image search when you look up the word nigger lee do i want this in my wow that is the worst image i've seen so far oh my god that's very strange what the hell what wasn't expecting that what john where is my lasagna anyway we can like delete photos for all the memories what did you post earlier sorry what you post earlier oh yeah you don't really have a yeah daddy bowser docking with everybody tap it please tap it i just want urethral for i think uh oh wait uh extra money for aid in getting on also hi aid and i shall see to it jay j abram's making fake accounts to keep it at 86 i doubt he kissed that much i reckon he's he's pretty much signed out once he's done his um like mandatory uh press stuff he's probably gonna say goodbye to stahlers forever and then whenever someone's like you fucked it up he'll be like yeah i'm doing bigger matter things now i wouldn't trust rotten tomatoes though at all mm-hmm since we have er and yms on can't we get some life is strange one and two banter going oh i guess we could have i'm not too bad yeah though i haven't played two see and that's you that's what you should do stream playing it maybe maybe i really want to hurt myself but isn't it worth it for the fans is it yes i don't know can er answer the ja ja question as to whether or not he's behind it all i imagine yes that's better well i mean yeah it's better than palpatine to be honest i agree anything better i think at this point we should make a name ray ray banks no ray ray banks ray ray banks ray mall oh fuck that ray ray banks ray ray banks yeah she's the offspring and it makes sense because he created it with the force yeah exactly that's exactly what i was thinking he's just hope we did it let's make this trilogy dude he's darth plegis and then luke has to defeat darth plegis with ray ray banks love it uh misa will close the bomb of blue blue eyes and gray eyes what misa will close bomb of blue eyes and green eyes is that a reference to aya i don't know no it was green eyes i love jar jar banks well he's the best character isn't it i just want george luke is in the sky like it dressed up as the sky screen like i love how that's what we're left with the history the saga everything that has happened in the last like 40 years it's ray stealing the sky walker's name which is a perfect metaphor for star wars and luke's film they nailed it it was stylistically designed to be happy new years all aiden hot er oh wait no aiden hot er speak up hello there you go rags hello hello kick j chase best anime of the year mohler long man good well thank you the discord banner thing is a little off on stream oh never mind sorry it's because you're zooming in yeah oh yeah whenever i take the tile off it looks a bit weird for now that'll be fixed next time okay give me a jar jar banks played by ving reims oh definitely a great or dine to veto i'm always up for him taking any role especially snoke that would have been perfect uh long-time listener of all you folks glad you came together for this happy new decade happy new decade let's play rage shadow legends start now for free wow i wish that disney films were more like anthologies if we got five movies of character driven movies with smaller plots i think it could have worked um so that's an option i guess like they could have gone full marvel with it if they wanted to he could have had a bounty hunter movie a movie about a young person discovering the force a movie about a pilot trying to achieve their way through something and you know all of them eventually meet up with each other for whatever reason and they make star wars avengers with it you know wow that sounds really good they could have done that they fucked it up like that that would have been what i would call like the corporate sludge in in terms of like exactly just repurposing what they've already done because they know it works but if they actually nailed like character stories i'd be like well i'm okay with it like it's fine but instead they decided to go with one of the worst possible fucking things they could do and it's like okay that was an interesting choice i wouldn't have done that personally but all right rags his best boy for bringing up 40k molla give him two headpats all right mandalorian is overseen by george lucas that's about so good i mean he's in those like random photos and stuff i don't know do we know how much influence george lucas has on the mandalorian i don't think he's overseeing it i think he just popped in because he's really good friends with both day phony and john avra but i don't think legally he can be involved just because of everything that happened between him and bob eiger and kathy sounds right oh come on i literally just finished efap 67 uh more content more jacking off more jerken innings with the niggardly ones like that yeah it's perfectly legitimate word nothing wrong with it hello my n words or something wrong with it that says more about you than it does me any more e-faps coming this week um since we've we've done a chunk of e-fapp ins i think we're probably gonna take a an e-fap off i can make sure i get my video done then and sort out what's going on with infinite earths and all that tism stuff and bring out doom doom will finally be released at least that's the plan wait and then comes fellowship straight after it'll be wonderful um but yeah uh we we're at the point now i think we're uh we're we're uh it's gonna be a whole stream of content 2020 is gonna be big tisms that's what i'm saying i was always the one saying the Babylon 5 was better than stars and star trek and now i'm the one laughing when they that they don't want to touch it um what that doesn't that's not fair though like the idea that it's like it was better and that they ruined it it's like c told you it was better it's like that but that's not you know stars was the further back in time you go the better stars becomes it's just like improves and then uh as for star trek i'm pretty sure it's the same case right like discovery and the movies from abram's are pretty much trash yeah um i've seen Babylon 5 all of it in fact i like it um but uh if we would have Babylon 5 go against the OT of star wars oh sorry and i mean just the cultural impact that star trek and star wars had compared to Babylon 5 are you kidding me like i mean you can have your preferences but no way in hell does that sandwich be there of those back when they were in their prime they're not comparable it is pretty hard to compare these yeah um if you want a comparison you go deep space nine versus Babylon 5 and then that's anybody's it's funny um i threw a Babylon 5 reference in one of my older videos and there's so many comments about it and i was like oh my god Babylon 5 has like a secret hidden fan base that don't talk much about Babylon 5 that's that's pretty it was a fan base for everything head at netty they're all like hidden Babylon 5 scooby-doo home movies Babylon uh Babylon 5 was a show that my dad was an assistant director on and was one of the first sets i ever visited so i have a special place in it i will concede that jacaz ark is one of the best ever like character wise across a long story it's really good yeah jacar jacar yeah unfortunately that guy um died of cancer shortly afterwards but he was a really um oh no oh uni and burt though don't know that's right burt there you go burt and urney uni and burt burt and urney rags what's the correct way of saying it burt and urney like burt and urney urney and burt burt and urney or burn and dirty i i'm just trying to get track of all that you know i don't know i could text my aunt burt and i'll here i'll text my aunt and ask what the proper way is thank goodness burt and urney is she replied do you i have to do it so no you're gonna text your aunt this late it's 1151 they're up do you it's new years do you pro do you say do you say burt and urney you guys urk my soul sometimes urney and burt not beat it's burt silly phone do you say burt and urney or urney and burt we miss all of that too rags is that a possibility you cannot get moon you see uh on screen right now it's you you're all between me and rags and like that means that you can't escape us you can't kick us you're inside us how does that feel oh i feel violated well sounds sexy you saw all of you signed the contracts on your way in you should have read the fine print first video 2020 i see is efab future is bright absolutely it's been 2020 for 12 hours for me catch up fellas probably in australia a future happy new year except jay awesome new year to you oh oh so jay gets a better year than us as a dark souls fan have you seen yumfaz videos i have not i don't recognize hi rags hello apparently there's a ray spin-off movie in the works because that's totally what everyone wants right what oh no i thought she said she didn't want to do anymore how do you have a spin-off i want confirmation well yeah after all what keen phoenix said that he didn't want to do a sequel to joker and here he is he's going to be doing a sequel to joker well money to watch sometimes and if it's the same team who gives a shit if they do it right they want to do it i thought that did not to be fake i really hope it was what what what right you sound like you're standing away from your microphone it sounds like you're like facing away from your microphone how about now there we go much better joker movie two fake news oh okay i did hear about that yeah i'm pretty sure raw was the person who was telling us about that i can't remember raw is is very very pro joker apparently it hasn't been confirmed okay the fact that you think that oh that's simultaneously clever and it looks beautiful no it looks like a sim star wars is a product of its time and should have been left alone and used as inspiration for future spacious space adventures i think you can easily make most all will stuff just stay away from the characters to be safe but if you have to touch them don't ruin them by doing everything opposite of what they are how about you just don't do that right yeah eventually star wars would just become warhammer and the fans would be like well fuck it i guess we got to do it ourselves then hmm yeah i'll do it myself brags i'm pretty board of entity gauntlet uh here was such a trippy movie for me to watch for the first time very interesting movie yeah i thought that was good shit shin godzilla 2016 is probably my favorite film of the decade you guys might enjoy it more than godzilla king of the monsters i mean i did watch it i didn't think it was very good i'm sorry what wait what movie shin godzilla i can't remember like what my conclusion was in that film like it was it was fine i definitely liked it more than king of the monsters yeah king of the monsters a disaster it was really terrible it was awful our our e-fap on that is coming out that what is after retina the keg i think oh my god fuck me but that was funny too we made that we made that last year well yeah i think i do this did your aunt text you back yet not yet does she not love you well she might she loves many people i'm sure i don't know maybe she's with other members of the family and they're doing something and here i am this year i saw your aunt through marriage this one is a blood aunt you sure she didn't just see your name it was like uh fuck why the fuck are you it's like surely if someone texted me at this hour it's very important and then she reads it do you say burton erdy urdy and burt did you do you put ps this is extremely important there's a ps no pressure have an epic and celestial new year you bone-chilling massives also hi aiden it's yo yo it's really weird check it out oh ito's gyo i guess all right so full of skywalker last night and i have two observations one that the movie was cuckoo cuckoo for cocoa puffs and two somebody please hit me hard enough for the memory to go away yeah there might be someone who can sort that out i don't know i have to get some access to just like a wood maybe one who's willing er is ruining the podcast talking over everybody yeah sorry i'm bad have it check dude fucking hell rags is trying to speak and you just go my bad man go ahead right we're good all right i mean you let you let me know about the that dragon butt thing no that was someone that i just want to let you guys know there's a couple of niggerlies shooting outside my fucking window celebrating the rigging in the new year well they aren't being very niggerly with their ammunition at least the gunshots are actually goliath 2.0 also hi er hello have you seen the outpost trilogy amazing zombie fun nope nope i'm terrified of zombies all right then we did it guys i zombies seem like they'd be spooky yeah uh number one aiden your channel your channel is the shit yes good stuff um i say this is an anime fan virtually all anime is pure garbage the good ones are exceptions to the rule um this is correct happy new year's long man high rags hello happy new year um to be fair aiden at least stays in the stream for 17 hours even if she's asleep for half of it she should play it off as narcolepsy also hey moeller hello and yeah that's that's why i did ask about narcolepsy it makes sense my favorite movie of the decade is joker i mean yeah there's i think there's reasons to choose that um i'm not sure i would i'd have to think about it but um it would be up there it's one of the good ones um happy new year's my massives will catch up friday pretty well nova hot take the last Jedi is the best movie of the last decade period because it brought all of us together happy new year also hi aiden well that's a wholesome way to look at it yeah that is good look yeah maybe the real jedi are the friends we made along the way i was hoping someone would make that joke i was exactly where yesterday i crashed my work truck into a building destroying a column figure it's 50 50 i don't lose my job pray to the dawn for me hope my 2020 ends with better than my 2019 oh yeah hope that works out dude that's that sucks um this proves the hold on maneuver it's not possible yeah he said 50 50 it's not one out of a million happy new year's evap for the weeb guests have you seen any Gundam if so any favorites personally iron blooded orphans is my personal choice i haven't seen a lot of Gundam to be honest i think good old Gundam i gave it that i've been getting lectures on Gundam so when i eventually want to answer um hi rags hello hi aiden hi er hi moeller and fuck uj um hello and he'd appreciate that i'm sure you just described warhorse i'm not sure that's referencing uh in terms of what who of what said who were why uh if we're discussing best films of the decade i still think that scott pilgrim versus the wills uh has hold since coming out of the start of the decade uh yeah it might be valid but i don't know if it beats out all of the other thing it's pretty damn good and your uh ray is really good director mm-hmm and you guys ifap the movie prophecy 1979 uh let me take a look prophecy 1979 let's take a look see prop oh my goodness um sci-fi horror it's a ooh a 27 percent of rotten tomatoes i think we might have a contender oh my i'm looking at screenshots oh go to images oh my goodness it's a strange wear man bear pig oh my god is there a prophecy about a very ugly bear what the fuck you think this will be as good as the bear scene in annihilation yes oh let's see it then one of the related movies is humanoids from the deep uh humanoids from the void of anthropoid which brings some which brings up humanoids from the void of anthropoid and google images give me drag gun drag drag connect wuss and other strange beasts in case you're curious you probably not there you go a nazi a horse and a woman walk into a bar dot dot dot i guess that bar is e-fap that must have hurt uh happy new year everyone happy new year shin godzilla might be my favorite film of the decade fair enough godzilla fans i think that was that'd be the one people are going for no we did it it's uh it's the new year here a few minutes ago but i was um oh yeah there you go it is now for the final one 2020 we did it we survived in a decade didn't even notice yeah we were having so much fun here we weren't paying attention not even there yet it's knocked us right into this yeah happy new year everyone also high rags hey battlefield one is sexiest was the first video i ever saw of yours and i'm glad i saw it oh yeah man i um i had a lot of people join when i made that by the way battlefield one still holds up plays really well it's a good game uh mariah carry i was hacked i swear the alien game references hashtag maiden about three hours in give or take 10 minutes oh that's where we were at with the super chest how long was the first off i can shoot them like four hours or so right i believe so four hours and 41 minutes all right all right uh the charging station for my car had a failure i have to wait four hours in my car now before driving home thank god for e-fap and high rags whoopee hello i got fucking marinated happy new year ozzie's oh does that mean married or just not that at all it's completely alcoholized make donald trump the president of lucas film and make bob igar the space emperor we can live with this compromise hi reylo's happy new year rags happy new year oh well this is wags actually yeah donald trump president lucas film we'll see what we'll see what happens with that i guess why not the joker is arguably one of the best agreed more like shane hack right yes actually yes haha good stuff yeah just broke my phone while it works you know here's some money for you e-fap is to help break in the new decade also hi wags and kiss jay which one well i don't know if you want to even go that far with this this thing how did they spell it this this ends with dab how'd they spell j i still want to answer it when it ends in dab i i think that i should know what i'm getting into either way um well it's spelled j a y oh nah thanks for the money though they dabbed for you they dabbed for me wow oh gosh g golly willikers now that you mentioned that um i g n but stop what just happened oh oh my god can you please put that on screen moller show it to the world the world needs to see it the world deserves it this is just cruel the sexy ass monkey right there an ass monkey who this is more of a roman story than ray lowa you know what that's true ironically true like at least these two are both into it and nobody's dying i'm assuming me now is that a monkey mask that just like a rubber mask that doesn't articulate or anything sounds horrible when you blow on ice cream to cool it down why would you want uh i g had put joker on a best list with black panther oh well you know sometimes you know the hit and miss 50 percent that's fairly high for i g in yeah j's window sounds like a texas barbeque yeehaw fair enough i wonder if he's still alive how did devil survive second door with just horn broke oh that's mandalorian i don't know the way the door closes on him it looks like he probably would have just died but apparently just took his horns off yeah because that's what happened at that scene when i remember when i got attacked by satan i was like uh slamming door it was planty brown that's cool enough fucking brags for this wonderful babes like the chat just randomly here is still giggling like what the fuck they look at it they have no idea and it's totally unrelated no no i can't with the monkey look it's just that monkey's got a dick hole in his diaper it's not a monkey it's a cute lock okay oh i love that gift or i mean excuse me i have the conversion of it too that one we can do gifts we can do all kinds of gifts we got all our kinds of gifts i just did christmas that was all kinds of gifts our christmas it's christmas grimis grimas you pushed the button brags you blew up best it's for the best the button sometimes i just want to blow up like i don't know nobody happy new year massive i'm usually shy to do this but i'm so drunk so screw it hi mola hi rags oh hello no no adan male twilex and most things have two leku all right they all twilex have two i yeah she said that males have one or something no they have two it just looks like they have one yeah because some of them have it wrapped around but i mean yeah i mean any action ticket that i have two that's just a holy shit can you shoot any closer to my fucking window sorry you better knock on wood so you don't jinx we got to say hi wolf love you and miss you truly true three hours in huge year mola you're inspiring lots of people what advice would you give to new creators as they face naysayers misers and other disabling influences what's been your experience rising above those who drag you back down um right screen it's by reography by rand jessie that was a banana peel so uh yeah the banana peel was edited in no shit really because at first i thought it was a horseshoe i'm not weird it's a horseshoe and oh it's a banana oh my god they should have had someone editing a batarang that just flew into him and it should have come from batman's like waste and it's just like it's his auto batarang makes complete sense everyone would have believed it or or maybe when he kicks that one dude's arm it like causes the gun to fire and it knocks that guy over like that could work maybe maybe that was it and they just forgot to add the special effect but like all all three of the like you got three guys in this one gif they all have guns and they try hitting batman with their guns you've got the first day they takes down you got the guy that he kicks and then punches and then another guy at the very end comes with you know with his gun trying to close the distance rather than just shoot batman and then you got finally you've got that guy that has a clear shot on batman and he just fucking slips on nothing no he's up to the invisible banana just throne room to your choreography um but yeah disabling influences rags how do you how do you push past any sense of being reduced or disabled in in youtube in all forms from enemies from from evil doers or even from yourself how do i do it sure you got to have confidence yeah you can't let them get you down that's what they want it also helps to have like accurate references on your side i swear to god i talk about accuracy a lot it's really useful it helps you out say for example they say you do x and then you have proof that you do y can help you stay to mind stop setting so many memes in the chat and chat i'm gonna be like what the fuck's going on um but yeah i don't know like this whole thing with with jabby dickelson that happened like that was like how do you how would you survive something like that it's like oh well he was uh you try and make some fun out of it i guess i'm gonna be like proving people to be wrong as fuck and then like reflect arguments back when they make really bad ones but you don't even walk you get everyone else blocked basically nothing happens to mauler everyone else just suffers for it i was gonna say anybody who follows me gets blocked by loads of people like why is like i don't know everyone just hates everyone who follows me it's a it's a weird experience yeah but um naysayers and misers well yeah try not to listen to them trying to take them too seriously if they if their criticism is like baseless because uh as rags just said that's their goal is to fuck with you so um fucking stop them throw them up be like no the director's cut a blade runner was better than the theatrical vision no stupid voice over from the main character the film's much better that way yeah the voiceover is great the diversity in the witcher isn't too bad it's just kind of in the background it doesn't affect the plot too much i'm seeing it you could see it probably apparently lucas film wants george lucas back oh what a surprise if there's something official on that it's gonna be hilarious but go away they're like wait no don't go yet come back and fix our dumpster fact that we did after telling you we don't want you involved it's pretty funny how with like a stroke of the brush they decanonized all of the EU they could undo all of their damages by decanonizing the sequel trilogy like they could do it they've got the power well then there's all that stuff going around that they confirmed night to the old republic and revin and it's like okay so you want that but you just want to throw away thron you want to throw away everything that happened afterwards makes no it's rude i tell you uh happy new year my e words all the best for 2020 keep e fapping in the free world yes ma'am uh hey it's shark bitch shark bitch shark boy and lava girl fond ray maiden makes more sense than ray low changed my mind anything makes more sense than ray low weird and creepy and the chick make more sense than ray low yeah i agree that happy new year 2020 will be the year of the ewok oh year of the ewok why did i super chat um did you super chat this that's what the super chat says the fuck is that meme the fuck is that a real us what oh we're bringing in um cicario is my second favorite movie thoughts on two i hate it it's terrible it's awful i'm sorry no cicario too is the reason why i don't take chris stuckman seriously as a reviewer because he gave it he gave that movie an a minus so fuck him seriously cicaro too can go fuck yourself so shit it's such a uh sequelitis movie like let's do the first one again but like everything sucks so you want to be a cicario huh they want to make a third one from that i'm pretty sure it's gonna happen it's gonna be awful the only way that could survive is if they just simply pretend that that's the real cicario too and just day of the soldado never happened i feel like they're gonna have to start doing that with everything everything that was made in the past fucking 50 years decanonize everything it's like wait what about the good stuff it's like i don't care decanonize at all happy new years friends half of 67 left to watch and i'll have caught up entirely it's been a wonderful journey also jeb nickles aggressively ignorant comments on mental illness a reminiscent of early 1900s psychology shame they were kind of weird say the least uh blade on a book is wrong how can you cut legs off a spider spiders can tell the future pretty much yeah that's kind of a major plot hole adaptations are sometimes superior to the original i mean yeah certainly possible yeah we discussed that how does this stalker movie compared to the books and games i don't know uh they're both awesome everything is awesome that has to do the roadside picnic the book uh the original short story is interesting and has its own narrative that's slightly different from starker the movie um has the same philosophical meaning and then the game takes that and gives it its own like sauce it has its own like way of perceiving what that story should play out as it's much more militant and combat oriented um but all of them are good worthwhile um it's better in black and white is the most hipster thing i've heard i mean i i can definitely understand how that would work the the CGI uh or at least the creature effects are obviously going to look very different and possibly more believable immersive can put you in a different sort of frame of mind when watching something in black and white versus color it's uh maybe it's a little bit hard to explain but i i could i could understand the argument um the author of under the red hood comic book prefers the animated film then again he made both turn up yeah yeah the comic version of the dark knight returns is better than the animated version even though it has hamlin uh kevin conroy sometimes it just works accompany the electrocuted kevin conroy wait what they should have done a series where he plays older batman and done a live action batman beyond are you vaping when you start the sentence when he got electrocuted he went to heaven and now he is truly batman beyond and he plays the ghostly spirit of batman who incandes his criminals with guilt that sounds like a specter being batman same dc uh a cop that died and then came back as a spirit of vengeance and i still think michael ketan should be batman and batman beyond they do live action i'd be down with that mm-hmm uh love you efab happy new years every new years happy new year oh yeah sorry i i made a mistake not um dark knight returns but killing joke thanks to frosted robot why would you do that she desperately wanted to see this movie because of him but then she's like we like i said we watched the first few minutes and she's like nope are you gonna put that up on screen i've already kissed the audience too i've seen it already did Idris Elba actually say that about marvel yeah he he well not um verbatim but he basically complained about having to be in marvel movies i i'm not familiar with that quote at all you know i'll go ahead and look that up right now because i mean was it one of those things where when he signed on they were telling him his character was going to have more of a he wasn't going to be just the side character and then you know once he actually got the script and he saw that wasn't true and he was just a side character and so after that he was bitter and said oh you know these movies are kind of beneath me or their torture to do oh let me see if i can because like if i want to know the context behind it because i i feel like Idris Elba he kind of just does stuff that he's interested in like why would he be on you know the show The Office for a few episodes why would he do what was that one romance movie that he did with the chikram titanic uh from some uh screencrusher article and uh the quote is i just done eight months in south south africa filming mandela long walk to freedom i came to england and the day i came back i had to do reshoots on thor 2 and in the actual scene my hair was different my i was like torture man i don't want to do this my agent said you have to it's part of the deal well he's doing reshoots and the wig is wrong so i mean i i kind of feel for him in that sense i've already done it and they didn't get stuff right and he's irritated that he has to do it again and he can't just have there's well then there's this context hold on there's another quote that he says he says i'm actually falling down from a spaceship so they had to put me in harness in this green screen studio and in between takes i was stuck there fake hair stuck onto my head and with glue this fucking helmet while they reset and i'm thinking 24 hours ago i was mandela i was literally walking in this man boots within six months the crew we were also in love with this film we had made i was mandela practically there then there i was in the stupid harness with this wig and the sword and these contact lenses it ripped my heart out i honestly feel for him yeah if he's hanging from the harness for hours on the scene that he has to reshoot i i don't i mean i see where he's coming from in that sense but cats maybe he just needs money or maybe people like to dealing in here or maybe he just likes the people of cats is a really popular broadway show or had a really popular run so i understand why people would want to be in that but when i heard that the director that did the lame is movie was doing it i knew was going to be a disaster because he has this very weird aesthetic and like way of looking at stuff that's off-putting um so it makes sense that the CGI is that bad but i think people forget Idris is really or Idris i don't know how to pronounce names he is really into music and stuff he actually tours as a dj if i'm not mistaken so it makes sense that his he'd be upset about his schedule getting messed up for a marvel movie yeah he's like oh i'm doing this big acting thing and then he's over here doing music theater and dj you feel more dignified saying a black superman i have no idea but he's he's a he's a funny guy so i don't understand maybe that was more fun to film the Fast and Furious shit you know i feel like there's there's like a weird um career choice thing where an actor has to go i'm gonna make one for the studios and then one for me and one for me could be a lot of different things i also have to ask like did the people that were uh that like signed on to being cats like did they know at the time that they signed on what the cats were going to look like in the movie no no way until the end like like they'd have to do motion capture i assume so they had to wear the stupid motion capture suits and then yeah but i don't think they actually realized that it was going to be some horrifying abomination that would make sonics original design look like sonics new design honestly they i think the same thing with audiences they hook other actors with they hurt they hook actors with the star power that's behind the movie they're gonna they're gonna be in like before anything else like oh yeah you know you want to work with this person they're gonna be in it and this director's gonna be doing it like why don't you do it if they don't talk about like okay so what technically you know technologically how how is it gonna make me look am i gonna look like shit this is gonna ruin me yeah i'm sure they could dazz it up in the contract and then they show concept art probably but that's the extent cats is also kind of an abomination just in general happy new year it to auto mitt ape vid and azores i don't know what to make of that i don't know if they're movie names or not but uh all of them are terrifying um how long is the efap going for well four plus about four eight eight and a half hours currently um so who's efaps new brett keen uh diabeto i guess i don't know how to tell these things when you become clear once you have enough to look back upon and we are still collecting uh this is wuss dright wattrick pillums wive mob house of jindison rooten quavuse sack jaint nanny jickleson laja me remarkable republican well yeah that's how that would have worked out you have to be movie bob sex slave what why why is that just what that's just a super child is owned there's no like you know there's no there's no either or there's no bet there's nothing there it's just that is that the thing maybe that's pretty fun that somebody bail in uh i can tell you right now that australia is apocalyptic desert wasteland especially with the gigantic fires going on here right now you haven't seen some pictures of them there's like places in australia right now they're like red because of the fires like a daytime this just like looks like a weird sci-fi movie terrible uh pure conspiracy jay's hat is hiding his rhino nips not gonna say it's impossible rhino nips but he's like that character from uh what was that adam sandler movie adam sandler no you guys know something i'm talking about where he's like the devil uh little nicky oh yeah i know that one oh i know you're talking about yeah yeah pineapple up hitler's bottom it's a strange movie uh jay is gay all right i finally watched rise of skywalker with friends uh ts version of course it is worse than tlj as shad said it's absolute garbage also watch star crash star crash yeah i don't know that one but all right star crash not snow crash star crash uh okay uh han congrats luke on his death star kill shot by calling it one in a million even the throwaway line is a dirty callback hi rags hey oh yeah i mean the thing is with that one though is he's like you did so well that shot was like one in a million like is a sort of like you're so fucking good at this good job buddy yeah well instead of the maneuver yeah the maneuver itself is yeah yeah that's i'm sorry um it's it's not i don't think that's really a callback and rise of skywalker that's just a throwaway line to try to fix the fucking mess that ryan made didn't do that you make that moment i said try that moment in the original is like the climax of the whole battle that han solo comes back to rescue his friend and help him out and saves luke skywalker becomes a hero doesn't you know he basically redeems himself in that moment there's nothing like that in and you know there's no characters in the sequel trilogy there's props that's about it uh australia isn't worth much anyway oh that's not true they got the animal they got all the animals even if they're like even if they'll kill you they're they're still there they got koalas and kangaroos and they got dickheads they're cute don't you dickheads they are cute kangaroos try to strangle dogs okay there is a viral video of a dude punching out a kangaroo in the face because it was choking his dog that's fucked up and that's interesting they're so cute using that logic what do you think of of what nothing forget i forget i mentioned anything oh no uh mohler here's that aiden as well she gets the big pee pee that's that's inappropriate that's terrible uh read and watch lord of the rings jay yeah that's something that we'll be saying for the next 20 all the next decade that's how we can't get them to watch the damn things and if some of the best movies they've ever made do you think he's gonna read them maybe wow i mean yeah i i hope but yeah don't hold your breath um the setting doesn't inspire conflict even if the character motivation is there you gotta name more names and bring up the iron man in a hulk fight not new york you massives uh that was on the list the iron man hulk fight and they brought up sycovia there's nothing worse than sycovia aiden paladin yms and er mcu death cult 2020 it was it was a crazy adventure doomstay clock is by so far my favorite comic story of all time i'd say dc is doing a much better when it comes to comics y'all agree dc is doing better apparently is that what he said yeah um they're both just on a steady decline if not plummeting decline yeah no i suggest everybody that's a comic book fan go get into the blacklist universe stuff even though there's like a schism with all those comic book pros or whatever they all have really good content so if you're a fan of that go for that but dc and marvel are both bad mar a dc had this whole thing where it was the year of the villain so they were just doing spotlight comics for their villains i went into a comic book shop recently like thinking all right i'll just go get something something will pick my interest and nothing did so dc showed us batman's junk how was it it was junky it it didn't make sense from certain angles that it would stay the same size or you know what they do change size well no no no so let me tell you if you're at the top of wane manor looking down and superman now if you say wane manor you mean like the building right yes yes you're you're looking down at bruce and he's maybe about the size of peanut but you can still completely see his junk and it's basically the same size as it was on the page before i'm just like who's drunk so wait a second maybe he was when he was further away he was erect and when he got closer he'd calm down a bit so it seemed like it was the same size he was not happy at any point during this comic he was just walking around his house naked and in the back cave naked and then people were upset because uh he was a circumcised so is that is that the tom cain run of batman where he's dating catwoman and they're just like on vacation no no this is like i think that it is italian but the one where he's dating catwoman and he actually is married to catwoman now and he's just like completely fervent to her it's like what are you doing yeah comic books are no longer about the spectacle they're all about whatever the author is trying to put out the dialogue is so bad the whole battle wang yeah i like that bruce wang i'm enjoying thank you chat uh of course there e fappin oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah all right that's a super chat uh like the torchwood bit where someone says if you're the best england has to offer god help you and glenn replies with i'm welsh and a face punch good for her monosodium glutamate no one superchatted that monosodium glutamate yeah boy nothing like bitter science uh nothing matters in marvel comics all the characters exist in a narrative purgatory where they can never leave nothing changes no one dies they aren't real stories with beginning middles and ends is that for comics or for the mcu comics apparently what are you talking about they kill off a ton of characters all comic books have to be rebooted at a certain point because their runs get finished and then there's frequently new people that are brought in to write the character that's kind of par for the course for comic books the best ones i feel like are limited runs and that's when you get something like an alan more but that's not the mainstream comic business i mean think about it this way amazing spider-man has a thousand comic issues i think and imagine if wow it's that bad huh yeah right imagine if it was that one story and didn't have any resets and you just kept going with that i mean spider-man would be like a 50 year old man what if they just made the comics in real time there you go so they tracked him over his entire life and he eventually be like an 80 year spider-man you barely get his webs out you can barely crawl on the coffee table well i mean when they did like the alex rostron of superheroes and you have batman and he's like in this complete like metal suit because his body is just completely mangled from all the years of fighting that he did wait you're talking about uh crisis on infinite earth yes what's the why is everyone laughing it's because of the tv series so if you haven't seen crisis on infinite earth you won't like it if i haven't seen it i won't like it have you have you have you heard any of us talk about it i mentioned it you won't like it either i mentioned it on a nidrotical geeks and game of stream i can't quite remember and they were all shocked to discover what happens in the episode apparently it's just not spread around what happens in that episode should we should we tell her mauler yeah yeah absolutely just quickly run down because that's hilarious to me well it's like the biggest event crazy codger and it's not just any bruce it's bruce played by kevin conroy i think it's a pictures of him they need him because he's the paragon of courage and so they go to him and turns out he's like an angry old piece of shit who hates the universe and wants everyone to die he tries to kill super girl and bat woman stands in the way and so he tries to kill bat woman and then he gets killed and then turns out bat woman is the paragon of courage and for some reason this bat man has a half naked black kid in his house there's just like a young fit black dude with no shirt on who's funny you you were like where the hell was this luke and i'm pretty sure what we watched it we were like where the hell was this luke everyone wants this luke we got shitty luke yeah it's like a reverse apparently no even in the universe she's from batman was shitty because he has to be shitty how else will you lift up did they go into the future why is batman that old timeline different dimension did you read the crisis on infinite comics from back in the day a long long long time i mean so like the framing method is like they're trying to do a big crossover event to attract attention to all the cw shows so they just like wrote their own plot line out of this gigantic i don't watch all the cw shows so how did they so how old is superman in this timeline then how if batman well they have different supermen they have bren and routh come back with a terrible haircut and he's in love with the smallville character or something like that it's very weird very very weird it's very it's teenage drama it's like it's like watching high school students perform something but i think high school students are better why why does this exist i haven't i haven't even seen it i'm just picturing it well if ep will have coverage on it eventually it's gonna be wonderful it was you know it was good crisis on infinite earths was good but it'll be perfect when it fits a woman i need to go i need to go spend time with uh the family before uh the new year is over or the new year starts i should say so uh it was lovely meeting you guys that i haven't met before j rags mauler it was nice to talk to you all again absolutely and uh i wish i would have never seen bat monkey stuff but i guess my year was not complete without it so uh until next time everyone bye bye good bye i'm never going in have a good new year bye doodle bye i like that a couple people were saying jake wane he was jake wane yeah through skywalk uh anyway batman passes the mantle to jason todd lol jason todd is red hood batman should pass the mantle to terry mcginnis batman beyond yeah totally that makes sense jason todd needs to be the dark version of nightwing or whatever i remember when obadiah stain stole tony's heart in a completely non-gay way 2019 equals slice and dice 2220 equals snuggle struggle i think they meant 2020 but yes i'm having a good time listening to this and making a few memes about toxic chuds well the more the merrier choxic tugs more um muesli and assortives massives wait what's so what's hny honey oh it doesn't stand for something like i don't know maybe high neptune yorkshire all right high neptune yorkshire muesli and assorted massives uh also oh happy new year it means happy new year ah nailed it and uh shalom rags ah hello hello the problem with civil war was despite both sides having in-character motivations for their choices the movie set one side as the unambiguously correct no it didn't um which was the unambiguously correct one you'll find everybody chooses a different one they're always like this side was obviously the correct one it depends on um principally if you think cap is actually correct or not uh versus if you think iron man is right in terms of his approach to appease a government instead of fight against the world because it's going to be pretty difficult to protect a world when or it's just your vigilante here compared to being sanctioned so i don't think that it's as easy as saying yep one of them was clearly unambiguously right it's like i don't think that's how that works complicated issue maybe okay so force always has been genetic that's the whole point anyone could be a jedi is retarded there's an element of randomness but having a bloodline makes it more likely broome boy shits on the core of star wars what i don't agree with that no i don't agree with that either no i i mean you can have both when i just keep both in it and not have a dichotomy because the the prequels really make it seem like anyone could be a jedi with the amount of jedi there are they're just why a place especially if they're not allowed to have kids yeah so you have a universe like star wars that you want to keep making content for do you really want to make it so that there's a limited amount of jedi or do you want to have jedi spring up and then tell their stories yeah nope sorry got to be related to uh one of these families said uh don't count ah shit where we lose again uh does anyone think rey is not a mary sue yeah there's a few people there surprisingly a lot of stupid people exist what would be the argument for that anything is this area even a fraction of a legitimate argument you're sexist oh why do you hate women uh sex is looking at it can we're rearses too clarification the existence of broome boy is fine though he's a bit too powerful for his age but the idea behind him that ryan had is disgusting disgusting he's a pedophile what i don't know why i have to go there but i just don't know what does there have to be a problem for his own age all he does is he just summons a broom yeah what's wrong with that i didn't find a little broom towards him that's not unreasonable at all yeah i don't the problem you could train yourself to do i don't know nice and simple the problem with broom boy was that they were playing with star wars toys and it was like a meta moment where you realize that this movie wasn't with your time at all but it's not his specific actions broom boy didn't really do anything he broomed i just thought it was just a bizarre scene to end the the movie on was just like oh we're coming back to the kids on kano bite uh randomly and i don't know it didn't really fit with the previous scene at all yeah many of the problem the world face are direct and indirect results of the avengers the accords was the government's reaction but was too limiting um i mean yes it's inevitable in the real world that a group of superpowered people who run around saving the world are gonna incur the wrath of either one or several governments go watch the boys in civil war the world is pissed at the avengers face no consequences not that they intervene and the avengers they went home that's kind of what i was getting at uh but like i think it would just it would just be worthwhile for everybody to give it a rewatch if if they want to you know uh because like a lot of people and that's totally reasonable to be like wait did they say that did they did that happen it's like yeah yeah just give it a rewatch if you're interested that's all um because i think it's the best mcu movie so i i don't know what everyone else's takes are typically on that most people think that a winter soldier's better i know a lot of people like infinity war was like top tier oh yeah guidance the galaxy usually scores pretty high too um yeah that's funny because i believe a sniper did kill wander in the ultimate universe the bullet was tracking her dna or something hmm um gotta disagree that civil war has consequences in the mcu two super criminals are given pardons offscreen everything reverts to status quo so quick who's super criminals um who are we talking about i'm assuming cap and maybe bucky they're given pardons no they don't get pardons they get they get sanctuary in wakanda yeah that doesn't count yeah that's not hurting at all no it's not well are they talking about maybe pardons like you know in the events between uh infinity war and end game because yeah like somewhere in that time jump something happened that resulted in cap basically oh by the government if that's what they're talking about the fact that these people are no longer vigilantes after the events of infinity war have you like yeah i think it's pretty reasonable to assume that the world was absolutely in chaos i also assume that because it's documented that cap was like the last person trying to stop Thanos and like i assume that there would be witnesses there to affirm that that um people would go okay well you know we could maybe forgive all that stuff with the sycovia chords from a couple years ago someone literally trying to hook an ant man two super criminals um so they're both in prison they both get broken out by oh are they talking about the fact they're in house arrest yeah they got house arrest that's not a pardon yeah i was gonna say that so their crimes ant man's crime was um getting in the way of the iron man sanctioned so the government sanctioned iron man team and that's the same for hawkeye their punishments were house arrest because they have families i'm like yeah like and that that was after i guess a settlement or whatever right because originally they were in prison they would have managed to get out a little bit easier but their punishment is they can no longer be superheroes in any way shape or form and they have to stay in the house i don't consider that a pardon and i'm sorry are they arguing that the issue is that these settlements happened off camera like do people really want to see courtroom bullshit in the mcu sometimes i thought that people complained about like you know the the prequels starting out with fucking trade federation shit that no one cared about i really enjoyed the iron man and uh gary shambling or whatever his name is sequenced in iron man too yeah i mean i wouldn't it wouldn't necessarily be against if i don't think we need it for this do we not not for this we got all the information we would need resolution for the characters in in the the relative stakes that are implied from what is happening and i don't think you're gonna capture captain america and put them on trial and all that stuff that doesn't really make any sense does it he's harboring a known fugitive that was still a criminal even after house arrest yeah that doesn't make sense to me but it does make sense that they put um what's it called bucky and took him to another nation that kind of covers it unless wakanda is going to extradite him to america what are they going to do i think molestretches a bit with defending civil war i think people reach a bit when criticizing civil war yeah i just thought that the airport looked really lame that's all visuals everything and i can i can follow that i can understand the argument i'm fine with that one just that um a lot of people take issue with the raw scene in the opening like almost everybody and they're always like wow they get punished for saving the universe and stuff it's like that's so not what's happening um happy new year you massive thanks for all the laughs and good times you've made the past year and a bit worth it and helped me through some rough times hopefully the next year is even better yes uh good stuff happy new year by the time roler reads this aiden will be asleep cuddling the little doggo wags just wait until she wakes up first oh smiley face um sweet when your argument is so bad that sues and silences you oh i guess this is what we would have got off stream pony stock is world famous just sue him directly for destroying stuff instead of making him an agent of the state um it's a bit more than just paying a fine also yes suing tony stark uh i'm not saying it's impossible or anything it's just like man that's gonna be really really difficult get to the heart of the issue yeah you could tell her issue with him was definitely a moral one rather than like a legal troubles or damages sort of thing she wanted him to feel guilty she wanted him to for it to weigh on his conscience not to say that that's why everybody uh would have a reaction to that with but he was taking steps to try and he was used he was obviously riddled with guilt you know what is neat about the film moving on from age of ultron and i'm an three very strange series events but civil war brought it home the thing that intrigued me about iron man in the first place was that he was a guy that invented this technology and pretty much anybody could use it but it was his responsibility and then he felt like there was a moral implication in the fact that he could invent this technology and the de facto idea that other people were going to take it and use it for evil purposes so now when he's in civil war he's thinking on a level that's kind of matured and he's arced into a different position and captain america is kind of arced into the opposite position um because he has new reasons to do so he wants to take care of bucky because that's like the only thing that's in his past that has any kind of semblance of familiarity that's still around so i don't i don't know i just feel like it all fits but visually it could be more impressive what could they possibly do to to make it more realistic in the idea of like geopolitics like give them iron man would be a military contractor well we started with that he quit that business so it's not like he's going to become a contractor on behalf of the government but he still needs to find a solution because again he has that idea of responsibility for all this technology that he's introduced especially after age of ultron he feels directly responsible for stuff so there's uh i don't know i'm just saying it all the character motivations line up with the events of the film i don't i think that if you were trying to nitpick for something you would be able to have an argument against it and uh he he added um my point about the two super criminals was ant men and hawkeye and they're under house arrest but carry on superhero stuff anyway hawkeye does not until the events of infinity wall's ending which again just throws everything out of whack uh like it doesn't surprise me that he wouldn't stay on house arrest after his entire family were killed and then ant man uh he gets broken out of it by uh what's her name the wasp if i forget her what is her name she got no she got a dusted yeah no but she broke him out in ant man on the wasp she just dusted oh yeah are you telling hope yes that's her name as in i hope the next ant man movie is better it won't i hope i hope the next ant man movie is good uh suing people as expensive as fuck and everybody will be able to do it since suing across state lines is often very difficult not feasible mate that's a super chat i guess the super chats are arguing with each other as well yay just like uh arrival um scarlet witch was unhappy that y'all were doubting her powers and killed the stream i mean i i think she's powerful i just uh you can't what was what was the question whether or not she could like do some like crazy shit no it was what were her limits yeah i mean if they had here like blow up everybody's heads in a room i wouldn't necessarily think that that's unlike what we thought she could do like maybe that's like part of the problem why can she do that oh well didn't she get her power from the uh the mind stone she did i guess it's a core stone of the universe doesn't surprise me that it gave her something pretty powerful all right then um there you go uh that's uh like a that's it for the first like stream of 68 so the next set are from uh part two of that and i was gonna say i i might want to vote to put them in like a we'll read later pile because i'm like dying partially in terms of energons and i don't want to give up how much longer can we even what are we looking at oh we can go for a while because this is a this is a rebooted stream right oh yeah that's right but if you need to you need to take a break then i was just gonna say it works in two ways because like i'd rather be more energetic answering these for people instead of like off-dying yeah um we me and rags took out a chunk of the backlog last stream now it's gonna get replaced with all these ones probably yay that's okay uh because i will get through them it's gonna happen it's just uh they'll all be saved every single thing that was said it's gonna be right out um but yeah it's been fun this is the new years 2020 uh like i said e-fap will take a break um won't be too long and they'll still be like supplementary stuff coming out obviously there'll be two e-fap streams this part one part two coming out a moeller and then also be like two e-fap movies a bunch of the batwoman stuff or infinity infinite it's my rage video on the way gonna need probably a week i mean it's coming along but um i that's my estimate i think i said that last time like a couple days ago i said a week at most at the fastest but still that's probably around about it but it's it's coming it's gonna be two hours longest rage video ever because it's like that's like two minutes longer than the captain marvel one so that's how you know riser skull goes really good what have you got coming out rags um i'm gonna be working on uh responses and then batwoman and i think i'm gonna i think i am gonna do that mandalorian video please do should we do would you prefer to do the stream before that or after that uh before because we gotta watch it so as we watch it i'll like take notes and such as what not therefore as is um yeah so plenty of stuff on the way 2020 is gonna be fun uh i don't know do you do any of you for want to talk about things you got planned for 2020 while we're on the subject yeah do it sure um well first off i i took down my shazam review so i could actually rework the script a little bit add in some funnier jokes that'll hopefully be a lot less dated as well as improving the quality of the footage of the of the actual movie i was using now that i have blue ray writer and also just better editing so i'm working on that i'm also working on a rise of skywalker review of my own don't know when that'll come out it'll probably be like super fucking late as per usual for me but it'll come so and i've got plenty of other videos lined up that i've uh spoken to mauler about so yeah and then of course there's my podcast which is kind of like a rip off of ethap that covers videos that ethap um doesn't cover so uh we're also going to cover some uh terrible pop culture takes done through articles rather than videos uh in the future so yeah all right hooray who else has got stuff not me i ain't doing shit you disappoint me uh i'm gonna be releasing a patrick williams response video uh on the storytelling language of star wars and then i have a short film that i'm releasing in spring so stay tuned if you're okay very j long bone uh well as i've stated before i've got a christmas movie reaction coming out and uh react and a response video and a video like a video on finn talking about how they could character how he could have starred in the star in the whole star wars trilogy that oh my god someone's still just shit agreed and like and i'll be doing of course i'll be back to doing batwoman when it comes back to air on the 19th so and i got other stuff in between but you know i haven't really worked it out yet so get excited for the year of 2020 um the year of the good rat i will collect as many memes as i can from this stream we will check them all out on the next efab which will be 69 mean rags are obviously gonna have to discuss what we're doing for that one yeah um how do we pull how do you pull off a good 69 and uh yeah thank you for all of the guests who stayed for as long as you did very appreciative yeah man you hung in there soldier don did efab proud a good practice for the for the 72 hour efab yep on its way yep and um and thank you all for watching let's just about it for us to sign off anything anyone wants to say before we uh we hit the hay no i think it was a great stream had some good guests talked about some good stuff and brought in the new year with another bit of happy fappin oh i like to say one thing do it koalas koalas have chlamydia oh i thought you were gonna say something else that's the one to say that nailed it yep love everybody in the community see you on you cut out for Adams playing VR chat all right well good bye everyone yeah i guess happy new year good bye now good night happy new year you massive slow bye