 You gotta get ready. And nothing changed. Except timing. And glypho. Yes. And then he said lick the finger. Oh, Jared. Hi there, lovers and friends. I don't know where to look, so I'm looking everywhere. I'm licking everywhere. Sorry. Oh. So today, we are doing bed-ucated courses and we're gonna be covering how to give a good lingam massage. You know what lingam is? No, what is that? It's your penis. Oh, okay. Like how Yoni is the, I think it's the sacred sexuality term for vulva. Lingam is the sacred sexuality term for your penis. We're also going to be doing dirty talk. And I chose fingering and choking. So we're gonna be watching videos and then looking at some PDFs. Mostly these courses are two and a half hours to complete. Okay. We're obviously not gonna be sitting here for the rest of the day. So we're gonna be giving a cheat sheet into it. This is to give you a taste of what bed-ucated is all about. Yeah. What is, what is bed-ucated? 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So in summary, bed-ucated is the Netflix of sexual wellness and if you wanna see what they have to offer and check out the courses, they are giving you an entire day for free. Now after that day you realize that there is way more courses information you could ever take it in 24 hours. You're gonna wanna sign up for a yearly pass and when you do that, after you enter the promo code BOOTY, you get yourself 70% off, which means you're only paying $7.99 per month to have the best sex of your life with educated. Yeah, and that discount is locked in for life. For life. That's how long I wanna be having great sex for so that's great news. Rock, paper, scissors for who gets to pick the first course first. As it's, what, you changed it up. You changed it. Rock, paper, scissors match four. We discussed this already. This is just how I do it, okay? What's match four? I don't know. But that's just how I was taught. That's where I come from. Okay, fingering. I think I should go first actually. Why? You lost. Why did you choose fingering? Oh, because I feel like it's an area that is really hard for men because we don't have a Volvo. We don't know what it feels like down there. You know, there's a lot of different spots. It's a pleasure zone for women and it's like, why not? Learn how to finger better. Ooh, who doesn't wanna know how to finger better? Fingering your partner and having your hands inside them can be a really intimate and connecting experience for both of you. We wanna make sure that our hands are clean and well-trimmed. If your hands are dirty after a long day at work, you'll wanna go and make sure they're washed. Maybe even leaving their panties on in the beginning, going over the top or if their panties are off, then we can touch lightly around the outer lips of them. We can touch their inner thighs or their stomach leading down and we can stay away from the really sensitive areas like the clitoris or even the vaginal opening. So by going down and going side to side with our wet finger, it's going to feel good for them but it's also gonna serve the purpose of spreading those inner lips. Once we have our fingers inside our partner, we don't wanna keep it straight and be going in and out, finger jabbing like this. We want to actually bend our finger up and push on the roof of their vagina and then we want to almost massage the roof of that vagina. So what I've learned is I'm brushing. Brushing over the side. Not really getting it too excited yet. Jared. Would this feel good? Yes. What he said that was really simple but I've actually never thought to put into words before is sometimes the thing that gets you off is the thing that turns you off. The exact same thing but if you start too early, it is painful. Like me with nipples. Like nipples in the beginning, it's literally nailed on a chalkboard but nipples toward the end is my favorite thing ever. You gotta get ready. And nothing changed except timing. And blip-flop. Yes. And then he said lick the finger. Oh, Jared. How would that feel? That would feel really nice. Yeah, obviously it's not my vagina but. Yeah, it's not, you know. But it's making me excited. It's good. Yeah. Class is working. Up next, I would like to do dirty talk and instead of explaining why I chose this, I would love to ask you if you know why I chose this. You like dirty talk. I do. You like dirty talk. My turn on trigger, what gets me going is explicit direct language. That is not like I'm horny but instead it's like you make me so horny. Yeah. So I think it's really good to get well versed the language of it which we've actually gotten better I think in the last year. They have a video on it, we can watch it but I thought we should just start out by reading these phrases and then I'll read one, you read one and let me know which one hit for you. Okay. All right. Give me your. I want it in your mouth. Oh, Jared, you're really out doing me. Give me your. Let me taste you. I'm going to fuck you so good right now. Shut up. Do you like that? No, I don't really like that one. I'll fuck you however I want. You look like. Something about this one. You do like that one. Something about this one is good. Put your ass inside my hole and fuck me senseless. Do you love my juicy? I like that one. Do you? You little. I'm gonna fuck you until you can't walk. I think what's good about this is it's to reiterate that dirty talk is a language. So when people are like, I don't know how, I don't really know how to talk dirty. Well, I don't know how to talk Spanish either or Latin. You have to put yourself in an environment where you're hearing phrases, try them out, see how they sound for you, practice, get fluent with it and then you kind of make up your own language from there. Yeah. Could dirty talk be in a version of Moni? Yeah, I think, I mean, it's communication. So you're creating a feedback loop. Yeah. To me, that's not a replacement. I like Moni and I like dirty talk. Two separate. It's like dinner and dessert. They're different to me. So yeah, I like the fact that we've now gotten more into dirty talk. I mean, gradually I want to get into role playing, which was when you're really good at dirty talk and then you can just become a different character. But we started here and I like it. Okay. So what I got here now for us is choking and the reason why I picked this is because I feel like it could take oxygen to a different, or it could take your orgasm to a different level, you know, breaking the oxygen and stuff like that. And I actually noticed that sometimes when I orgasm, I hold my breath. Okay, so I actually choke you more than you choke me. Yeah. So did you pick this for yourself so I could learn or you picked it so you could learn from me? Both, both. Because I actually have not that, I've never really noticed, if anything, I'm very loud during orgasm. I'm a very expressive, like, so I'm using a lot outwardly. So I've never really found that oxygen deprivation. It would be a beneficial. I mean, I wouldn't mind, I'm always down to try, but when you picked this, I was like, oh, I wonder if he picked this for me to learn or because he thought this is what I like. I'm gonna rate both. Okay, good. Eight. So we're gonna start with fantasy chokes and you can administer this to yourself to feel what it feels like as well as to another person. The first way we're gonna start is we're gonna take our thumb and our index finger and make a shape of the L and then we bring it to our forehead. No, we don't. We take that and what we're gonna do is our shin is gonna shelf in this little crevice kind of between our thumb and our index finger and each of these fingers is going to place underneath our jawbone. And now my fingers, my other fingers, my middle, my ring, my pinky, those aren't really doing anything here. I'm pressing up, sort of resting up onto my chin and if I do wanna have those fingers, they're for show. So those can move in towards my neck. I can even at this point bring my hand in but the only thing where there's pressure is just along my jawbone. Maybe my partner doesn't like to have hands around their neck. We can still give them the sensation of feeling pressure down on their body by just putting the hands on the chest. So I'm not gonna be on the breastplate here. I'm gonna be higher on the shoulders. I actually did not know that it was more up than down. So I think that was a good lesson for me. Yeah, me neither. I didn't know either. I feel better equipped to choke the fuck out of you. And that killed me in the process. Yeah. The last one that I picked is lingam massage. This one was a two and a half hour class one and it came with all these helpful PDFs. There was four, I chose two of them. So I'm going to act like your masseuse. Okay. So that's my masseuse accent. All right, monsieur. Why do you want to receive a lingam massage? Because I want to feel good. Three things you want to let go of during your lingam massage. Wait, is this what you're supposed to be asking me? Yeah. Oh. I don't know, is this supposed to be spiritual? Like am I supposed to give like a- Well, I don't know. Let go of stress. You know what I mean? Let go of some tension in your ankle. Use your imagination. I should be asking you, what do you want to let go by giving the lingam massage to pick the course? No, Jared, I work here. I work here, okay? How do you want to feel after your lingam massage? Relaxed, connected, and energized. Connected, but I am just a worker. Okay. We're moving on from this one, okay? The oil move. I think that this is one that you would really like. Okay. Essentially, if these are, if this is your balls, and this is the tip of your penis, then I would start at the balls down here. All right, absolutely, I'm going to go here. So sliding all the way from the perineum over the balls and then to the top. Okay. Now I notice with you to not stimulate the head at first. Yeah. So if this is your head, I wouldn't get there right away. Interestingly enough, these are techniques that I have heard before, and when I first started having sex with you, I had just did a course on lingam massages and full body massages. So this is stuff I used to do. I used to do the Grand Slam with you. I used to do the Rooster, I used to do Round Pluck. And maybe I've gotten off my game, but it's now time to get back into the techniques. The screwdriver. Okay, this is a classic one. This is the Olive Garden. The Olive Garden. Yeah. So then hold the lingam with both hands and move them in opposite directions. Yeah. Like that? Yeah. That was fun, I like that. Yeah. I think some of the things that I learned about you through this is that you want more choking, that you do enjoy breath play. I have learned how to incorporate that more. And most importantly, I learned that the appropriate technique for choking is to put the pressure up on the windpipe, not down on the throat itself. I also learned when it comes to dirty talk to keep it classic, not classy, but classic, some of the most common phrases to keep it juicy, to keep it wet, lots of eye contact. And you don't want to be infantilized using terms like boy, you don't want to be degraded, like some people. And then when it comes to lingam massages, I mean, I think I learned that, I know what I'm doing. You could try a few more techniques. There's a lot of you. Okay. You can start learning some of these. Okay, I'll try some more stuff. I'll mix it up, but it feels like I got a good base. I learned today that you like it slow. You like to build up. You like for me to move with pressure, but not too much pressure. And you like to be degraded in the bedroom. You want to be told some really naughty things. I mean, Jim, I'm a really naughty girl. You are a naughty girl. You're a naughty s***. Okay, time to go. Thanks for watching this video. We got some things to try. Ain't that right? We got a lot of things to try. Yes, we do. We're going to be quite busy, but we want you to get busy too. And furthermore, we want you to get busy. Foe? Free for one day. There you go. Thanks, babe. So you could try to educate it in any of the courses that we just used or any course period on the entire site for free for 24 hours. See what's there for you to learn to explore. And if you are interested in really leveling up your game, you're going to want to get the yearly pass, which you can get for 70% off using my discount code, UTI. Yeah. 99 a month. Go get that. F***. It was always saucy. I was always hungry. It should show to my goals.