 Hey guys it's Mark here and Jeremy and uh we finally got around to watching uh Oh on the 10th day the Lord gave us to us Jason X Gonna give it to you and it's gonna live until you knock knock open up the door It's reading with a non-top pop off stay in the steel Let's go give to you, give to you and finally fucking watch that Jeremy's here and we uh we watched Jason X Okay, so yeah we watched Jason X finally finally this is the only one you'd seen prior right This is the only Jason we had ever seen before we started this whole series Oh man, this is the grand magnum magnus opus We waited only 10 movies to get here and this is just everything perfected Basic storyline for this movie is sometime in the future from the because we were always in the future in this series. Yeah, so I think they say it's like 2010 or something let's just jump off another 400 like 2010 um Jason isn't in hell even though like opening credits are kind of hellish as well as like for whatever reason they're like doing like biopsies oh yeah like The most amount of effort put into a great opening title sequence Like there's so much cg. That's probably why they couldn't afford cool looking guns and said they had to gain over nerve guns Oh, yeah, yeah, so it's just like okay. No never I said this is like watching an episode of andromeda That just so happens to have Jason in it. Yeah, and it's not just because it has two andromeda actors actresses in it It literally plays out looks like sounds like An andromeda episode. I was waiting for Kevin Silver to come in and be like Take the juice and percules versus Jason. This is basically a Jason movie in space if it was written by a 13 year old Actually written by Todd Farmer who could possibly be mistaken. I mean, yeah And this guy he wrote my ability valentine and then put himself in the movie as the guy who gets killed You drive angry. No, he's in my ability valentine. He's killed the truck stop. He's nude when he does my bad Yeah, he's bang like there. He's banging the chick and then they go on he gets Oh, that's such a terrible character. He's in this one as well Yeah, he gets his face smashed. He gets his face smashed into a wall, which apparently broke the stunt guys knows No, it sucks There's a lot of really cool decks. There are some really cool deaths even in the past too And there's some parts in this film better talk about the past. We got to talk about David fucking kronenberg is a cameo in this movie. Yeah, he's in this for reasons to get killed basically I guess they wanted to get killed by Jason and like he the director Jim isaac's They had favor. Yeah, they they did a bunch. He did a bunch of creature effects for kronenberg back in the day And like a bunch of the cast is in kronenberg films and a bunch of the crews from kronenberg movies But uh, that's the only probably bit of credibility you would think is attached in this movie But it has so much more. It's the best one in the series. Like there's some absolutely fantastic scenes in this movie Nipple twisting and teachers look like Yeah, they are You pass Yeah, and then and then we go back to him trying to be like a norman character from aliens Oh, yeah, a shit ton of references and rip-off Todd Farmer the writer names his character dallas. Yeah, like that was the alien Alien the guy named waylander. That's probably a reference to waylon Yeah, there's a shit ton of references to other actually scary Good alien horror films and this one is basically the script to dead space in rough draft There's a lot of a lot of yeah, even as the same actor from from spartacus The guy from spartacus who whenever I see he's always the messenger from 300 the this is madness and he gets Yeah, awesome kick and this one. He uh, just comes out of nowhere Yeah, he's and he dies like three times like you think he's dead when he comes back Anything is dead again when he comes back you think that's gonna take out this old crow Yeah, I'll about do it But he doesn't kill him because he comes back and like and the black guys are the last people to die Oh, that's true. Oh, yeah, look at that revolution. Good for you, Jason. This movie is progressive jaystex Most progressive movie in the whole series I don't know. It's the most aggressive old jason kills pretty much the entire spaceship Yeah, like regular who like he looks kind of different like he looks very different in this and it's like a lot More cane hotter to this jason. Oh, and is that obvious like there's that girl who's moans and jason's just like Yeah, he basically gets brought back to life by people having sex on a spaceship pretty much everyone on this page Space there's three sex scenes like back. Yeah, like bam Judging by how slutty those some of those girls in that ship see std's that's jason's not the first std to run around but on that trip no See another ford invader one of the first kills in like future when they go to what they say 24 95 Was actually on like myth busters. Yeah, because they shove this girl's face into a thing of uh Liquid nitrogen and he pulls it out. She's all frozen and smash. Yeah Really cool. Yeah, and he has a huge bunch of murder boners like murder sprees as old jason But then he gets killed by one of the actresses from andromeda robot. Yeah by one of the nerf guns And he then comes back as uber jason and he actually technically only kills one real person And two holograms and that's it. They blew their load too early on I will say there's not enough. There's not enough like uber jason looks fucking rad in this like he looks like a 13 year old It's version of a hockey goalie in space. Yeah, it's so good in space. No one can hear you do that slap shot Yeah, there's a lot of in space. No one can hear you So all we're watching this movie is terrible. Basically, it's literally there's no plot line to this movie No, it's frozen. He gets woken up and jason kills a bunch of people on breaker high in space because that's pretty much It's a spaceship class with only like nine students or something and there's just and like a full battalion of military people Which is like a real waste of Funds and all they had for the their budget too was a weird kind of cool looking or trying to be cool Chest armor for the top blue ski pants. Yeah, blue pants cologne Oh, it's just so stupid, but it's just so great Honestly, this is what when shone cunningham produces this movie and he's probably like never in my wildest dreams Could I have expected jason to go into space? This is probably what He's experiencing now what we're experiencing with the fast and the furious franchise The fast and furious franchise needs to go into space. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I'd watch that movie I'd get that. I would get back to that series. Imagine if they had like time travel like Vendizel and Matthew McConaughey from interstellar would be in the same bookshelf He's stoned Yeah, jason this movie sucks, but it does have um one of my favorite moments in the jason franchise It's the throwback and uh, like I love that like one of the pieces of trivia about the uh jason They have like a video game simulator like a la with the danger room and x-man or are in star track star track Or like every other sci-fi thing ever because they're not creative He goes in it's like 80s and they like literally punch in like camp crystal like new jersey 1980 And it's so dumb, but like the these two girls are like they I guess when they were writing and reading the script people were like This is really just basic gratuitous nudity for no reason and the counteract that they just tried it to make it As like silly stupid as possible and it's great It feels like you want to get drunk or smoke some pot or we could have premarital sex and they take the tops off We love premarital sex and they just climb into their sleeping bags So jason can beat them to death again written by a 13 year old. Yeah, I mean and I love that kill It's like a throwback to Seven when he kills the chick in the sleeping bag. Oh, yeah for sure And uh, it's just the strangest amalgamation You've ever seen the lighting in this movie is incredibly bizarre with all this Lighting a lot of everything every light had a fucking vent piece. A lot of the sets you think were printed from I don't know like Windows, yeah Like oh We want to see computer chips as graphics on the wall. Yeah. No this movie is just It's legendary remember what I said when we were like, I think the first 30 minutes in I was like, wow, this is fantastic And more has happened in the first 30 minutes in this movie than the first five Friday the 13th movies combined There is a lot like the world buildings. All right. Oh, you get to see a lot of the school and what the people do Oh, that's just crazy. Like there's like doctors so much. They were expecting like jason x 0.1 Like it looked they're building this whole thing like I It was gonna be a franchise to this the franchise inter franchise I'd probably watch a sequel. Yeah, I would do this movie sucks, but I it's again one of the ones I kind of like Um, I've got a soft spot for it. It's uh, there's not much good in it Some of the kills are really cool. This is the best one in the entire franchise Even freddy versus jason doesn't come Dude just So for ratings, what are you gonna give it? Um, I mean, I'm still probably toss this one like a three Oh, I like your okay. So that's a similar number to me. I'm gonna give this a 300 out of seven this first Three with an infinity sign Because madness This is madness. This is jason x Oh, this is so fucking good That's that's jason x It's so bad. So we finally reached we finished the best one the last canon outside of freddy versus jason series So we didn't come back from this. We just get the remake now. I want jason 11 paddle eggy Oh, yeah, and then we will finally watch freddy versus jason. So this journey that we started almost like What did we figure out june june 2017 was the first one we watched Wow nightmare one fuck this has taken a while Yeah, it is and it's a lot of fucking movies and a lot of shit movies that you have to like Dig your mental like mental preparedness. Oh, we should just start with x All right, guys, we'll see you guys next time later highest rated fucking Okay