 CHAPTER 48 The Wise Men of the East At the end of the following week there was a terrible slaughter at Rushdon's. Barrington and all the casual hands were sacked, including Newman, Easton and Harlow, and there was so little work that it looked as if everyone else would have to stand off also. The summer was practically over, so those who were stood off had but a poor chance of getting a start anywhere else, because most other firms were discharging hands as well. There was only one other shop in the town that was doing anything at all to speak of, and that was the firm of Dauber and Botchett. This firm had come very much to the front during the summer, and had captured several big jobs that Rushdon and Coe had expected to get, besides taking away several of the latter's old customers. This firm took work at almost half the price that Rushdon's could do it for, and they had a foreman whose little finger was thicker than Nimrod's tie. Some of the men who had worked for both firms during the summer said that after working for Dauber and Botchett working for Rushdon's seemed like having a holiday. "'There's one bloke there,' said Newman, in conversation with Harlow and Easton. "'There's one bloke there, what puts up twenty-five rolls of paper in a day, and trims and pays for himself. And as for the painters, nearly every one of them gets over as much work as three of us put together. And if you're working there, you've got to do the same, or get a sack.' However much truth or falsehood or exaggeration there may have been in the stories of the sweating and driving that prevailed at Dauber and Botchett's, it was an indisputable fact that the other builders found it very difficult to compete with them, and between the lot of them what work there was to do was all finished and messed up, in about a quarter of the time that it would have taken to do it properly. By the end of September there were a great number of men out of employment, and the practical persons who controlled the town were already preparing to enact the usual farce of dealing with the distress that was certain to ensue. The Rev. Mr. Bosher talked of reopening the labour-yard. The secretary of the OBS appealed for more money and cast off clothing and boots. The funds of the society had been depleted by the payment of his quarter's salary. There were rumours that the soup kitchen would be reopened at an early date for the sale of nourishment, and charitable persons began to talk of rummage sales and soup tickets. Now and then, whenever a job came in, a few of Rushton's men were able to put in a few hours' work, but Barrington never went back. His manner of life was the subject of much speculation on the part of his former workmates, who were not a little puzzled by the fact that he was much better dressed than they had ever known him to be before, and that he was never without money. He generally had a tanner or a bob to lend, and was always ready to stand a drink, to say nothing of what it must have cost him for the quantities of socialists, pamphlets, and leaflets that he gave away broadcast. He lodged over at Windley, but he used to take his meals at a little coffee-tower in downtown, where he used often to invite one or two of his old mates to take dinner with him. It sometimes happened that one of them would invite him home of an evening to take a cup of tea, or to see some curiosity that the other thought would interest him, and on these occasions, if there were any children in the house to which they were going, Barrington usually made a point of going into a shop on their way and buying a bag of cakes or fruit for them. All sorts of theories were put forward to account for his apparent affluence. Some said he was a toff in disguise, others that he had rich relations who were ashamed of him because he was a socialist, and who allowed him so much a week so long as he kept away from them and did not use his real name. Some of the Liberals said that he was in the pay of the Tories, who were seeking by underhand methods to split up the progressive Liberal Party. Just about that time several burglaries took place in the town, the thieves getting clear away with the plunder, and this circumstance led to a dark rumour that Barrington was the culprit, and that it was these ill-gotten gains that he was spending so freely. About the middle of October an event happened that drew the town into a state of wild excitement, and such comparatively unimportant subjects as unemployment and starvation were almost forgotten. Sir Grabald in Closeland had been promoted to yet a higher post in the service of the country that he owned such a large part of. He was not only to have a higher and more honourable position, but also, as was nothing but right, a higher salary. His pay was to be increased to seven thousand five hundred a year, or one hundred and fifty pounds per week, and in consequence of this promotion it was necessary for him to resign his seat and seek re-election. The ragged trouser Tory workmen as they loitered about the streets, their stomachs empty, said to each other that it was a great honour for Mugsburg that their members should be promoted in this way. They boasted about it, and assumed as much swagger in their gate as their broken boots permitted. They stuck election cards bearing Sir Grabald's photograph in their windows, and tied bits of blue and yellow ribbon Sir Grabald's colours on their underfed children. The Liberals were furious. They said that an election had been sprung on them. They had been taken a mean advantage of. They had no candidate ready. They had no complaint to make about the salary. All they complained of was the short notice. It wasn't fair, because while they, the leading Liberals, had been treating the electors with a contemptuous indifference that is customary, Sir Grabald and Closeland had been most active amongst his constituents for months past, cunningly preparing for the contest. They had really been electioneering for the past six months. Last winter he had kicked off at quite a number of football matches besides doing all sorts of things for the local teams. He had joined the Buffaloes and the Druids, been elected president of the Skull and Crossbones Boys Society, and although he was not himself an abstainer, he was so friendly to temperance that he had on several occasions taken to chair at tea-total meetings to say nothing of the teas to the poor school children and things of that sort. In short he had been quite an active politician, in the Tory sense of the word, for months past, and the poor Liberals had not smelled a rat until the election was sprung upon them. A hurried meeting of the Liberal 300 was held, and a deputation said to London to find a candidate, but as there was only a week before polling-day, they were unsuccessful in their mission. Another meeting was held, presided over by Mr. Adam Sweater, Rushton and Didlam, been also present. Profound ejection was depicted on the countenances of those assembled slave-drivers as they listened to the delegate's report. The somber silence that followed was broken at length by Mr. Rushton, who suddenly started up and said that he began to think that they made a mistake in going outside the constituency at all to look for a man. It was strange but true that a prophet never received honour in his own land. They had been wasting the precious time running about all over the country, begging and praying for a candidate, and overlooking the fact that they had in their midst a gentleman, a fellow town's man, whom he believed would have a better chance of success than any stranger. Surely they would all agree, if they would only prevail upon him to stand, that Adam Sweater would be an ideal Liberal candidate. While Mr. Rushton was speaking, the drooping spirits of the 300 were reviving, and at the name of Sweater they all began to clap their hands and stamp their feet, loud shouts of enthusiastic approval burst forth and cries of good old Sweater, resounded through the room. When Sweater rose to reply, the tumult died away as suddenly as it had commenced. He thanked them for the honour they were conferring upon him. There was no time to waste in words or idle compliments. Rather than allow the enemy to have a walk over, he would exceed to their request and contest the seat. A roar of applause burst from the throats of the delighted 300. Outside the hall in which the meeting was being held, a large crowd of poverty-stricken Liberal working men, many of them wearing broken boots and other men's cast-off clothing, was waiting to hear the report of the slave-driver's deputation, and as soon as Sweater had consented to be nominated, didle him rushed and opened the window overlooking the street, and shouted the good news down to the crowd, which joined in the cheering. In response to their demands for a speech, Sweater brought his obese carcass to the window and addressed a few words to them, reminding them of the shortness of the time at their disposal, and in treating them to work hard in order that the grand old flag might be carried to victory. At such times as these people forgot all about unemployment and starvation, and became enthusiastic about grand old flags. The devotion to this flag was so great that so long as they were able to carry it to victory they did not mind being poverty-stricken and hungry and ragged. All that matters was to score off their hated enemies, their fellow countrymen, the Tories, and carry the grand old flag to victory. The fact that they had carried the flag to victory so often in the past without obtaining any of the spoils did not seem to damp their ardour in the least. Being philanthropists they were content after winning the victory that their masters should always do the looting. After the conclusion of Sweater's remark the philanthropists gave three frantic cheers, and then someone in the crowd shouted, What's the colour? After a hasty consultation with Rushton, who, being a master decorator, was thought to be an authority on colours, green, grass green was decided upon, and the information was shouted down to the crowd who cheered again. Then a rush was made to Sweater's emporium and several yards of cheap green ribbon were bought, and divided up into little pieces, which they tied into their button-halls, and thus appropriately decorated, formed themselves into military order four deep, and marched through all the principal streets, up and down the grand parade, round and round the fountain, and finally over the hill to windly, singing to the tune of Tramp, Tramp, Tramp, the boys are marching. Vote, vote, vote for Adam Sweater. Hang o' close and on a tree. Adam Sweater is our man, and we'll have him if we can. Then we'll always have the biggest loaf for tea. The spectacles presented by these men, some of them with gray heads and beards, as they mark time are tramped along singing this childish twaddle, would have been amusing if it had not been disgusting. By way of variety they sang several other things including We'll Hang o' close and on a sour apple-tree, and Valley Rally men of windly for Sweater sure to win. As they passed the big church in Quality Street, the clock began to strike. It was one of those that strike four chimes at each quarter of the hour. It was now ten o'clock, so there were sixty in musical chimes. They all chanted Adam Sweater in time with the striking clock, in the same way the Tories would chant, grab all close land. The town was soon deluge with mendacious literature and smothered with huge posters. Vote for Adam Sweater, the working man's friend. Vote for Sweater and temperance reform. Vote for Sweater, free trade and cheap food. Or vote for them close land, tariff reform and plenty of work. This beautiful idea, plenty of work, appealed strongly to the Tory workmen. They seemed to regard themselves and their children as a sort of machines or beasts of burden created for the purpose of working for the benefit of other people. They did not think it right that they should live and enjoy the benefits of civilization. All they desired for themselves and their children was plenty of work. They marched about the streets singing their Marchelais, work boys work and be contented, to the tune of Tramp, Tramp, Tramp the boys are marching, and at intervals as they tramped along they gave three cheers for Sir Grabal, tariff reform and plenty of work. Both sides imported gangs of harder raiders, who held forth every night at the corners of the principal streets, and on the open spaces from portable platforms and from motor-cars and lorries. The Tory said that the Liberal Party in the House of Commons was composed principally of scoundrels and fools, and the Liberal said that the Tory Party were fools and scoundrels. A host of richly dressed canversers descended upon windly in carriages and motor-cars and begged for votes from the poverty-stricken workmen who lived there. One evening a Liberal demonstration was held at the crossroads on Windley Hill. Notwithstanding the cold weather, there was a great crowd of shabbily dressed people, many of whom had not had a really good meal for months. It was a clear night, the moon was at the fall, and the scene was further illuminated by the fitful glare of several torches, stuck on the end of twelve-foot poles. The platform was a large lorry, and there were several speakers, including Adam Sweater himself, and a real live Liberal peer, Lord Aminegg. This individual had made a considerable fortune in the grocery and provision line, and had been elevated to the peerage by the last Liberal government on account of the services to the party, and in consideration of other considerations. Both Sweater and Aminegg were to speak at two other meetings that night, and were not expected at Windley until about 8.30, so, to keep the ball rolling till they arrived, several other gentlemen, including Rushton, who presided, and did them, and one of the five pounds a week orators, addressed the meeting. Mingled with the crowd were about twenty rough-looking men, strangers to the town, who wore huge green rosettes and loudly applauded the speakers. They also distributed Sweater's literature and cards with lists of the different meetings that were to be held during the election. These men were bullies hired by Sweater's agent. They came from the neighbourhood of Seven Diles in London, and were paid ten shillings a day. One of their duties was to incite the crowd to bash anyone who disturbed the meetings, or tried to put awkward questions to the speakers. The hired orator was a tall, slight man with dark hair, beard, and mustache. He might have been called well-looking if it had not been for an ugly scar upon his forehead, which gave him a rather sinister appearance. He was an effective speaker. The audience punctuated his speech with chairs, and when he wound up with an earnest appeal to them as working men to vote for Adam's Sweater, their enthusiasm knew no bounds. I've seen him somewhere before, remarked Barrington, who was standing in the crowd with Harlow, Owen, and Easton. So have I, said Owen, with a puzzled expression, but for the life of me I can't remember where. Harlow and Easton also thought that they had seen the man before, but their speculations were put an end to by the roar of cheering that heralded the arrival of the motor-car containing Adam's Sweater and his friend, Lord Ammoneg. Unfortunately, those who had arranged the meeting had forgotten to provide a pair of steps, so Sweater founded a matter of considerable difficulty to mount the platform. However, while his friends were hoisting and pushing him up, the meeting beguiled the time by singing. Vote, vote, vote for Adam's Sweater. After a terrible struggle they succeeded in getting him on to the cart, and while he was recovering his wind, Ruston made a few remarks to the crowd. Sweater then advanced to the front, but in consequence of the cheering and singing he was unable to make himself heard for several minutes. When at length he was able to proceed, he made a very clever speech. It had been specially written for him and cost ten guineas. A large part of it consisted of warnings against the dangers of socialism. Sweater had carefully rehearsed this speech, and he delivered it very effectively. Some of those socialists, he said, were well-meaning but mistaken people, who did not realize the harm that would result if their extraordinary ideas were ever put into practice. He lowered his voice to a blood-curdling stage whisper as he asked. What is this socialism that we hear so much about, but which so few understand? What is it, and what does it mean? Then, raising his voice till it rang through the air and fell upon the ears of the assembled multitude like the clanging of a funeral bell, he continued, It's madness, chaos, anarchy. It means ruin, black ruin for the rich, and consequently, of course, blacker ruin for the poor. As Sweater paused, a thrill of horror ran through the meeting, men wearing broken boots and with patches upon the seats and knees and ragged fringes around the bottoms of the legs of their trousers grew pale and glanced apprehensively at each other. If ever socialism did come to pass, they evidently thought it very probable that they would have to walk about in a sort of prehistoric highland costume, without any trousers or boots at all. Toil-torn women, most of them dressed in other women's shabby, cast-off clothing, weary, tired-looking mothers who fed their children for the most part on adulterated tea, tinned, skimmed milk, and bread and margarine, grew furious as they thought of the wicked socialists who were trying to bring ruin upon them. It never occurred to any of these poor people that they were in a condition of ruin, black ruin, already. But if Sweater had suddenly found himself reduced to the same social condition as the majority of those he had dressed, there is not much doubt that he would have thought that he was in a condition of black ruin. The awful silence that had fallen on the panic-stricken crowd was presently broken by a ragged, trousered philanthropist who shouted out, We know what they are, sir. Most of them is chaps what's got tired of working for their living, so they want us to keep them. Encouraged by the numerous expressions of approval from the other philanthropists, the man continued, But we ain't such fools as they think, and so they'll find out next Monday. Most of them want's hangin', and I wouldn't mind lendin' a hand-me-self with a rope. A pause and laughter greeted these noble sentiments, and Sweater resumed his address, when another man, evidently a socialist, for he was accompanied by three or four others who, like himself, wore a red tie. Interrupted and said that he would like to ask him a question. No notice was taken of this request, either by Mr. Sweater or the Chairman, but a few angry cries of Order came from the crowd. Sweater continued, but the man again interrupted, and the cries of the crowd became more threatening. Rushton started up and said that he would not allow the speaker to be interrupted, but if the gentleman would wait till the end of the meeting he would have an opportunity of asking his question then. The man said he would wait, as desired. Sweater resumed his aeration, and presently the interrupter and his friends found themselves surrounded by the gang of hard bullies, who wore big rosettes and who blared menacingly at them. Sweater concluded his speech with an appeal to the crowd to deal a slashing blow at the enemy next Monday, and then, amid a storm of applause, Lord Aminegg stepped to the front. He said that he did not intend to inflict a long speech upon them that evening, and as it was nomination day tomorrow he would not be able to have the honour of addressing them again during the election, but even if he had wished to make a long speech it would be very difficult after the brilliant and eloquent address they had just listened to from Mr. Sweater, for it seemed to him, Aminegg, that Adam Sweater had left nothing for anyone else to say. He would like to tell them of a thought that had occurred to him that evening. They read in the Bible that the wise men came from the east, windly as they all knew, was the east end of the town. They were the men of the east, and he was sure that next Monday they would prove that they were the wise men of the east, by voting for Adam Sweater and putting him at the top of the pole with a thumping majority. The wise men of the east greeted Aminegg's remarks with prolonged imbecile chairs, and amid the tumult, his lordship and Sweater got into their motor-car and cleared off without giving the man in the red tie or anyone else who desired to ask any questions, any opportunity of doing so. Russian and the other leaders got into another motor-car, and followed the first to take part in another meeting downtown, which was to be addressed by the great Sir Featherstone Blood. The crowd now resolved itself into military order, headed by the men with torches and a large white banner on which was written in huge black letters, our man is Adam Sweater. They marched down the hills singing, and when they reached the fountain on the grand parade, they saw another crowd holding a meeting there. These were tories, and they became so infuriated at the sound of the liberal songs, and by the sight of the banner that they abandoned their meeting, and charged the processionists. A free fight ensued. Both sides fought like savages, but as the liberals were outnumbered by about three to one, they were driven off the field with great slaughter. Most of the torch-pulls were taken from them, and the banner was torn to ribbons. Then the tories went back to the fountain carrying the captured torches, and singing to the tune of, has anyone seen a German band? Has anyone seen a liberal flag, liberal flag, liberal flag? While the tories resumed their meeting at the fountain, the liberals rallied in one of the back streets. Messengers were sent in various directions for reinforcements, and about half an hour afterwards they emerged from the retreat and swooped down upon the tory meeting. They overturned a platform, recaptured their torches, tore the enemy's banner to tatters, and drove them from their position. Then the liberals in their turn paraded the street singing, has anyone seen a tory flag, and proceeded to the hall where Sir Featherstone was speaking, arriving as the audience left. The crowd that came pouring out of the hall was worked up into a frenzy of enthusiasm, for the speech they had just listened to had been a sort of manifesto to the country. In response to the cheering of the processionists, who, of course, had not heard the speech but were cheering from force of habit, Sir Featherstone blood stood up in the carriage and addressed the crowd, briefly outlining the great measures of social reform that his party proposed to enact to improve the condition of the working classes, and as they listened the wise men grew delirious with enthusiasm. He referred to land taxes and debt duties which would provide money to build battleships to protect the property of the rich, and provide work for the poor. Another tax was to provide a nice smooth road for the rich to ride upon in their motor-cars, and to provide work for the poor. Another tax would be used for development which would also make work for the poor, and so on. A great point was made of the fact that the rich were actually to be made to pay something towards the cost of the road themselves, but nothing was said about how they would get the money to do it. No reference was made to how the workers would be sweated and driven and starved to earn dividends and rent and interest and profits to put into the pockets of the rich before the latter would be able to pay for anything at all. These are the things, gentlemen, that we propose to do for you, and at the rate of progress which we propose to adopt, I say without fear our contradiction, that within the next five hundred years we shall so reform social conditions in this country that the working classes will be able to enjoy some of the benefits of civilization. The only question before you is, are you willing to wait five hundred years? Yes, sir, shouted the wise men with enthusiasm at the glorious prospect. Yes, sir, we'll wait a thousand years if you like, sir. I've been waiting all my life, said one poor old veteran, who had assisted to carry the old flag to victory times out of number in the past, and who, for his share of the spoils of those victories, was now in a condition of abject miserable poverty, with the portals of the workhouse yawning open to receive him. I waited all my life hoping and trusting for better conditions, so a few more years won't make much difference to me. Don't trouble yourself to hurry, sir, shouted another Solomon in the crowd. We don't mind waiting. Take your own time, sir. You know better than the likes of us how long it ought to take. In conclusion the great man warned him against being led away by the socialists, those foolish, unreasonable and practical people who wanted to see an immediate improvement in their condition, and he reminded them that Rome was not built in the day. The wise men applauded lustily. It did not appear to occur to any of them that the rate at which the ancient Roman conducted their building operations had nothing whatever to do with the case. Sir Featherstone Blood sat down amid a wild storm of cheering, and then the procession reformed, and reinforced by the audience from the hall they proceeded to march about the dreary streets, singing to the tune of the men of Harlech, VOTE FOR SWEATER! VOTE FOR SWEATER! VOTE FOR SWEATER! VOTE FOR SWEATER! He's a man who has a plan to liberate and reinstate the workers. Men of Mugsborough show you a metal. Let them see that you're in fettle. Once for all this question's settle, sweater shall prevail. The carriage containing Sir Featherstone, Adam's sweater and Rushton and Didlam was in the middle of the procession. The banner and the torches were at the head, and the grandeur of the scene was heightened by four men who walked to on either side of the carriage, burning green fire and frying pans. As they passed by the slave market, a poor, shabbily dressed wretch whose boots were so worn and rotten that they were almost falling off his feet, climbed up a lamppost, and, taking off his cap, waved it in the air and shrieked out, THREE CHEERS FOR FEATHERSTONE BLOOD! OUR FUTURE PRIME MINISTER! The philanthropists cheered themselves hoarse, and finally took the horses out of the traces and harnessed themselves to the carriage instead. How much wages will Sir Featherstone get if he's made prime minister? asked Harlech of another philanthropist, who was also pushing up behind the carriage. Five thousand a year, replied the other, who, by some strange chance, happened to know. That comes to a hundred pounds a week. Little enough for a man like him, said Harlech. You're right, mate, said the other, with deep sympathy in his voice. Last time he held office, he was only in for five years, so we only made twenty-five thousand pounds out of it. Of course, he'd get a pension as well. Two thousand a year for life, I think it is. But after all, what's that for a man like him? Nothing, replied Harlech, in a tone of commiseration, and Newman, who was also there helping to drag the carriage, said that it ought to be at least double that amount. However, they found some consolation in knowing that Sir Featherstone would not have to wait till he was seventy before he obtained his pension. He would get it directly he came out of office. The following evening, Barrington, Owen, and a few others of the same way of thinking, who had subscribed enough money between them to purchase a lot of socialist leaflets, employed themselves distributing them to the crowds at the liberal and Tory meetings, and whilst they were doing this they frequently became involved in arguments with the supporters of the capitalist system. In their attempts to persuade others to refrain from voting for either of the candidates, they were opposed even by some who professed to believe in socialism, who said that as there was no better socialist candidate, the thing to do was to vote for the better of the two. This was the view of Harlech and Easton, whom they met. Harlech had a green ribbon in his buttonhole, but Easton wore it in closed-lands colours. One man said that if he had his way all those who had votes should be compelled to record them, whether they liked it or not, or be disenfranchised. Barrington asked him if he believed in tariff reform. The man said no. Why not? demanded Barrington. The other replied that he opposed tariff reform because he believed it would ruin the country. Barrington inquired if he were a supporter of socialism. The man said he was not, and went further questioned. He said that he believed if it were ever adopted it would bring black ruin upon the country. He believed this because Mr. Sweater had said so. When Barrington asked him, supposing there were only two candidates, one a socialist and the other a tariff reformer, how would he like to be compelled to vote for one of them? It was at a loss for an answer. During the next few days the contest continued. The hired orators continued to pour forth their streams of eloquence and tons of literature flooded the town. The walls were covered with huge posters. Another liberal lie. Another Tory fraud. Unconsciously each of these two parties put in some splendid work for socialism in so much that each of them thoroughly exposed the hypocrisy of the other. If the people had only had the sense they might have seen that the quarrel between the liberal and Tory leaders was merely a quarrel between thieves over the spoil, but unfortunately most of the people had not the sense to perceive this. They were blinded by bigoted devotion to their parties and inflamed with maniacal enthusiasm thought nothing but carrying their flags to victory. At considerable danger to themselves, Barrington Owen and the other socialists continued to distribute their leaflets and to heckle the liberal and Tory speakers. They asked the Tories to explain the prevalence of unemployment and poverty in protected countries like Germany and America, and at Sweater's meetings they requested to be informed parties the socialists obtained the same kinds of answer, threats of violence and requests not to disturb the meeting. These socialists held quite a lot of informal meetings on their own. Every now and then when they were giving their leaflets away someone wary supporter of the capitalist system would start an argument and soon a crowd would gather round and listen. Sometimes the socialists succeeded in arguing their opponents to an absolute standstill for the liberal and Tories found it impossible to deny that machinery is the cause of the overcrowded state of the labour market, that the overcrowded labour market is the cause of unemployment, that the fact of there being always an army of unemployed waiting to take other men's jobs away from them destroys the independence of those who are in employment and keeps them in subjection to their masters. They found it impossible to deny that this machinery is being used not for the benefit of all but to make fortunes for a few. In short they were unable to disprove that the monopoly of the land and machinery by a comparatively few persons is the cause of the poverty of the majority. But when these arguments that they were unable to answer were put before them and when it was pointed out that the only possible remedy was the public ownership and management of the means of production they remained angrily silent having no alternative plan to suggest. At other times the meeting resolved itself into a number of quarrelsome disputes between the liberals and Tories that formed the crowd which split itself up into a lot of little groups and whatever the original subject might have been they soon drifted on to a hundred other things for most of the supporters of the present system seemed incapable of pursuing any one subject to its logical conclusion. A discussion would be started about something or other presently an unimportant side issue would crop up then the original subject would be left unfinished and then they would argue and shout about the side issue. In a little while another side issue would arise and then the first side issue would be abandoned also unfinished and an angry wrangle about the second issue would ensue the original subject being altogether forgotten. They did not seem to really desire to discover the truth or to find out the best way to bring about an improvement in their condition their only objects seemed to be to score off their opponents. Usually after one of these arguments Owen would wander off by himself with his head throbbing and a feeling of unutterable depression and misery at his heart way down by a glowing conviction of the hopelessness of everything of the folly of expecting that his fellow workmen would ever be willing to try to understand for themselves the causes that produced their sufferings. It was not that those causes were so obscure that it required exception and intelligence to perceive them the causes of all the misery were so apparent that a little child could easily be made to understand both the disease and the remedy but it seemed to him that the majority of his fellow workmen had become so convinced of their own intellectual inferiority that they did not dare to rely on their own intelligence to guide them preferring to resign the management of their affairs unreservedly into the hands of those who batted upon them and robbed them. They did not know the causes of the poverty that perpetually held them and their children in its cruel grip and they did not want to know and if one explained those causes to them in such language and in such a manner that they were almost compelled to understand and afterwards pointed out to them the obvious remedy they were neither glad nor responsive but remained silent and were angry because they found themselves unable to answer and disprove. They remained silent afraid to trust their own intelligence and the reason of this attitude was that they had to choose between the evidence and their own intelligence and the stories told them by their masters and exploiters. When it came to making this choice they deemed it safer to follow their old guides than to rely on their own judgment because from their very infancy they had had drilled into them the doctrine of their own mental and social inferiority and the conviction of the truth of this doctrine was voiced in the degraded expression that felt so frequently from their lips when speaking of themselves to each other, the likes of us. They did not know the causes of their poverty. They did not want to know. They did not want to hear. All they desired was to be left alone so that they might continue to worship and follow those who took advantage of their simplicity and rob them of the fruits of their toil. Their old leaders, the fools or scoundrels who fed them with words, who had led them into the desolation where they now seemed to be content to grind out treasure for their masters and to starve when those masters did not find it profitable to employ them. It was as if a flock of foolish sheep placed themselves under the protection of a pack of ravaging wolves. Several times the small band of socialists narrowly escaped being mobbed, but they succeeded in disposing of most of their leaflets without any serious trouble. Towards the latter part of one evening Barrington and Owen became separated from the others, and shortly afterwards these two lost each other in the crush. About nine o'clock Barrington was in a large liberal crowd, listening to the same hired orator who had spoken a few evenings before on the hill, the man with the scar on his forehead. The crowd was applauding him loudly and Barrington again fell to wondering where he had seen this man before. As on the previous occasion, this speaker made no reference to socialism confining himself to other matters. Barrington examined him closely, trying to recall under what circumstances they had met previously, and presently he remembered that this was one of the socialists who would come with the band of cyclists into the town that Sunday morning, away back at the beginning of the summer, the man who had come afterwards with the van and who had been struck down by a stone while attempting to speak from the platform of the van, the man who had been nearly killed by the upholers of the capitalist system. This was the same man, the socialists had been clean-shaven, this man wore beard and mustache, but Barrington was certain he was the same. When the man had concluded his speech he got down and stood in the shade behind the platform, while someone else addressed the meeting, and Barrington went round to where he was standing and tending to speak to him. All around them pandemonium reigned supreme, they were in the vicinity of the slave market near the fountain on the Grand Parade where several roads met. There was a meeting going on at every corner and a number of others in different parts of the roadway and on the pavement of the parade. Some of these meetings were being carried on by two or three men who spoke in turn from small portable platforms they carried with them, and placed wherever they thought there was a chance of getting an audience. Every now and then some of these poor wretches, they were all paid speakers, were surrounded and savagely mauled and beaten by a hostile crowd. If there were tariff reformers the Liberals mobbed them, and vice versa. Lines of rowdies, swaggered to and fro, arm and arm singing vote, vote, vote for good old close land or good old sweater, according as they were green or blue and yellow. Gangs of hooligans paraded up and down armed with stick singing, howling, cursing and looking for someone to hit. Others stood in groups on the pavement with their hands thrust in their pockets or leaned against the walls or shutters of the shops with expressions of ecstatic imbecility on their faces, chanting the mournful dirge to the tune of the church chimes. Good old sweater, good old sweater, good old sweater, good old sweater. Other groups to the same tune sang good old close land, and every now and then they used to leave off singing and begin to beat each other. Fights used to take place often between workmen about the respective merits of Adam's sweater and Sir Grabald and close land. The walls were covered with huge liberal and Tory posters which showed in every line the contempt of those who published them for the intelligence of the working men to whom they were addressed. There was one Tory poster that represented the interior of a public house in front of the bar with a quart pot in his hand, a clay pipe in his mouth, and a load of tools on his back stood a degraded looking brute who represented the Tory ideal of what an Englishman should be. The letter press on the poster said that it was a man. This is the ideal of manhood that they hold up to the majority of their fellow countrymen, but privately, amongst themselves, the Tory aristocrats regard such men with far less respect than they do the lower animals. Horses are dogs, for instance. The liberal posters were not quite so offensive. They were more cunning, more specious, more hypocritical and consequently more calculated to mislead and deceive the more intelligent of the voters. When Barrington got round to the back of the platform, he found a man with a scarred face standing alone and gloomily silent in the shadow. Barrington gave him one of the socialist leaflets which he took, and after glancing at it, put it in his coat pocket without making any remark. I hope you'll excuse me for asking, but were you not formally a socialist? asked Barrington. Even in the semi-darkness Barrington saw the other man flush deeply, and then become very pale, and the unsightly scar upon his forehead showed with ghastly distinctiveness. I'm still a socialist. No man who has once been a socialist can ever cease to be one. You seem to have accomplished that impossibility to judge by the work you were at present engaged in. You must have changed your opinion since you were here last. No one who has been a socialist can ever cease to be one. It is impossible for a man who has once acquired knowledge ever to relinquish it. A socialist is one who understands the causes of the misery and degradation we see all round us. Who knows the only remedy and knows that the remedy, the state of society that will be called socialism, must eventually be adopted. It's the only alternative to the extermination of the majority of the work on people. But it does not follow that everyone who has sense enough to acquire that amount of knowledge must in addition be willing to sacrifice himself in order to help to bring that state of society into being. When I first acquired that knowledge, he continued bitterly. I was eager to tell the good news to others. I sacrificed my time, my money, and my health in order that I might teach others what I had learned myself. I did it willingly and happily because I thought they would be glad to hear, and that they were worth the sacrifices I made for their sakes. But I know better now. Even if you no longer believe in working for socialism, there's no need to work against it. If you are not disposed to sacrifice yourself in order to do good to others, you might at least refrain from doing evil. If you don't want to help to bring about a better state of affairs, there's no reason why you should help to perpetuate the present system. The other man laughed bitterly. Oh yes, there is, and a very good reason too. I don't think you could show me a reason, said Barrington. The man with the scar laughed again. The same unpleasant mirthless laugh and thrusting his hand into his trouser pocket drew it out again full of silver coins, amongst which one or two gold pieces glittered. That's my reason. When I devoted my life and what abilities I possessed to the service of my fellow workmen, when I sought to teach them how to break their chains, when I tried to show them how they might save their children from poverty and shameful servitude, I did not want them to give me money, I did it for love, and they paid me with hatred and injury. But since they have been helping their masters to rob them, they have treated me with respect. Barrington made no reply, and the other man, having returned the money to his pocket, indicated the crowd with the sweep of his hand. Look at them! He continued with the contemptuous laugh. Look at them! The people you are trying to make idealists of. Look at them! Some of them howl and unroar and like wild beasts, or laugh and like idiots, others standing with dull and stupid faces devoid of any trace of intelligence or expression, listening to the speakers whose words convey no meaning to their stultified minds, and others, with their eyes gleaming with savage hatred of their fellow men, watching eagerly for an opportunity to provoke a quarrel that they might gratify their brutal natures by striking someone, their eyes are hungry for the sight of blood. Can't you see that these people, whom you are trying to make understand your plan for the regeneration of the world, your doctrine of universal brotherhood and love, are for the most part intellectually on a level with hot and tauts. The only things they feel any real interest in are beer, football, betting, and, of course, one other subject. The highest ambition is to be allowed to work, and they desire nothing better for their children. They have never had an independent taut in their lives. These are the people whom you hope to inspire with lofty ideals. You might just as well try to make a gold brooch out of a lump of dung. Try to reason with them, to uplift them, to teach them the way to hire things. Devote your life and intelligence to the work of trying to get these better conditions for them, and you'll find that they themselves are the enemy you'll have to fight against. They'll hate you, and if they get the chance, they'll tear you to pieces. But if you're a sensible man, you'll use whatever talents and intelligence you possess for your own benefit. Don't think about socialism or any otherism. Concentrate your mind on getting money. It doesn't matter how you get it, but get it. If you can't get it honestly, get it dishonestly. But get it. It's the only thing that counts. Do as I do, rob them, exploit them, and then they'll have some respect for you. There's something in what you say, replied Barrington after a long pause. But it's not all. Circumstances make us what we are, and anyhow the children are worth fighting for. You may think so now, said the other, but you'll come to see it my way some day. That's for the children. If their parents are satisfied to let them grow up to be half-starved drudges for their people, I don't see why you or I need to trouble about it. If you'd like to listen to reason, he continued after a pause, I can put you onto something that'll be worth more here than all your socialism. What do you mean? Look here, you're a socialist. Well, I'm a socialist, too. That is, I have sense enough to believe that socialism is practical and inevitable and right. It will come when the majority of the people are sufficiently enlightened to demand it, but that enlightenment will never be brought about by reasoning or argument with them, for these people are simply not intellectually capable of abstract reasoning. They can't grasp theories. You know what a late Lord Salisbury said about them when somebody proposed to give them free libraries? He said, they don't want libraries, give them a circus. You see, these liberals and Tories understand the sort of people they have to deal with. They know that although their bodies are the bodies of grown men, their minds are the minds of little children. That is why it has been possible to deceive and bluff and rob them for so long, but your party persists in regard to them as rational beings, and that's where you make a mistake. You're simply wasting your time. The only way in which it is possible to teach these people is by means of object lessons, and those are being placed before them in increasing numbers every day. The trustification of industry, the object lesson which demonstrates the possibility of collective ownership, will in time compare even these to understand, and by the time they have learned that, they will also have learned by bitter experience, and not from theoretical teaching, that they must either own the trusts or perish, and then, and not till then, will they achieve socialism. But meanwhile we have this election. Do you think we'll make any real difference for good or evil which of these two men is elected? No. Well, you can't keep them both out. You have no candidate of your own. Why should you object to earning a few pounds by helping one of them to get in? There are plenty of voters who are doubtfully well to do, and as you and I know there is every excuse for them being unable to make up their minds, which of these two candidates is the worst, a word from your party would decide it. Since you have no candidate of your own, you will be doing no harm to socialism, and you will be doing yourself a bit of good. If you'll like to come along with me now, I'll introduce you to Sweater's agent. No one need know anything about it. He slipped his arm through Barrington's, but the latter released himself. I'll please yourself, said the other, with an affectation of indifference. You know your own business best. You may choose to be a Jesus Christ if you like, but from my part I'm finished. For the future I intend to look after myself. As for these people, they vote for what they want. They get what they vote for, and by God they deserve nothing better. They've been beaten with whips of their own choosing, and if I had my way they would be chastised with scorpions. For them the present system means joyless drudgery, semi-starvation, rags and premature death. They vote for it all and uphold it. Well, let them have what they vote for. Let them drudge. Let them starve. The man with the scarred face ceased speaking, and for some moments Barrington did not reply. I suppose there is some excuse for your feeling as you do, he said slowly at last. But it seems to me that you do not make enough allowance for the circumstances. From their infancy most of them have been taught by priests and parents to regard themselves and their own class with contempt, a sort of lowered animal, and to regard those who possess wealth with veneration, as superior beings. The idea that they are really human creatures, naturally absolutely the same as their so-called betters, naturally equal in every way, naturally different from those only in the ways in which their so-called superiors differ from each other, and inferior to them only because they have been deprived of education, culture and opportunity, you know as well as I do that they have all been taught to regard that idea as preposterous. The self-styled Christian priests who say, with their tongues in their cheeks, that God is our Father and that all men are brethren, have succeeded in convincing the majority of the brethren, that it is their duty to be content in their degradation, and to order themselves lowly and reverently towards their masters. Your resentment should be directed against the deceivers, not against the dupes. The other man laughed bitterly. Well, go and try to under-seize them, he said as he returned to the platform in response to a call from his associates. Go and try to teach them that the supreme being made the earth in all its fullness for the use and benefit of all its children. Go and try to explain to them that they are poor in body and mind and social condition, not because of any natural inferiority, but because they have been robbed of their inheritance. Go and try to show them how to secure that inheritance for themselves and their children, and see how grateful they'll be to you. For the next hour Barrington walked about the crowded streets in a dispirited fashion. His conversation with the renegade seemed to have taken all the heart out of him. He still had a number of the leaflets, but the task of distributing them had suddenly grown distasteful, and after a while he discontinued it. All his enthusiasm was gone. Like one awakened from a dream he saw the people who surrounded him in a different light. For the first time he properly appreciated the offensiveness of most of those to whom he offered the hand-bells. Some, without even troubling to ascertain what they were about, rudely refused to accept them. Some took them, and after glancing at the printing, crushed them in their hands, and ostentatiously threw them away. Others, who recognized them as a socialist, angrily or contemptuously declined them, often with curses or injurious words. His attention was presently attracted to a crowd of about thirty or forty people, congregated near a gas-lamp at the roadside. The sound of many angry voices rose from the centre of this group, and as he stood on the outskirts of the crowd, Barrington, being tall, was able to look into the centre, where he saw Owen. The light of the street-lamp fell full upon the latter's pale face, as he stood silent in the midst of a ring of infuriated men, who were all howling at him at once, and whose malignant faces bore expressions of savage hatred, as they shouted out the foolish accusations and slanders they had read in the liberal and Tory papers. Socialists wished to do away with religion and morality, to establish free love and atheism. All the money that the working classes had saved up in the post office and the friendliest societies was to be robbed from them, and divided up amongst a lot of drunken loafers who were too lazy to work. The king and the royal family were to be done away with, and so on. Owen made no attempt to reply, and the manner of the crowd became every moment more threatening. It was evident that several of them found it difficult to refrain from attacking him. It was a splendid opportunity for doing a little fighting without running any risk. This fellow was all by himself, and did not appear to be much of a man even at that. Those in the middle were encouraged by shouts from others in the crowd, who urged them to go for him, and at last, almost at the instant of Barrington's arrival, one of the heroes, unable to contain himself any longer, lifted a heavy stick and struck Owen savagely across the face. The sight of the blood maddened the others, and in an instant everyone who could get within striking distance joined furiously in the onslaught, reaching eagerly over each other's shoulders, showering blows upon him with sticks and fists, and before Barrington could reach his side, they had Owen on the ground and had begun to use their boots upon him. Barrington felt like a wild beast himself, as he fiercely fought his way through the crowds, beaming them to right and left with his fists and elbows. He reached the centre in time to seize the uplifted arm of the man who had led the attack, and wrenching the stick from his hand, he felled him to the ground with a single blow. The remainder shrank back, and meantime the crowd was augmented by others who came running up. Some of these newcomers were liberals and some Tories, and as these did not know what the row was about, they attacked each other. The liberals went for those who wore Tory colours and vice versa, and in a few seconds there was a general free fight, though most of the original crowd ran away, and in the confusion that ended, Barrington and Owen got out of the crowd without further molestation. Monday was the last day of the election, polling day, and in consequence of the number of motor-cars that were flying about, the streets were hardly safe for ordinary traffic, the wealthy persons who owned these carriages. The result of the poll was to be shown on an illuminated sign at the town hall, at eleven o'clock that night, and long before that hour a vast crowd gathered in the adjacent streets. About ten o'clock it began to rain, but the crowd stood its ground and increased in numbers as the time went by. At a quarter to eleven the rain increased to a terrible downpour, but the people remained waiting to know which hero had conquered. Eleven o'clock came, and an intense silence fell upon the crowd, whose eyes were fixed eagerly upon the window where the sign was to be exhibited. To judge by the extraordinary interest displayed by these people, one might have thought that they expected to reach some great benefit or to sustain some great loss from the result, but of course that was not the case, for most of them knew perfectly well that the result of this election would make no more real difference to them than all the other elections that had gone before. They wondered what the figures would be. There were ten thousand voters on the register. At a quarter past eleven the sign was illuminated. The figures were not yet shown. Next the names of the two candidates were slid into sight. The figures were still missing, but then Closland's name was on top, and a horse-roar of triumph came from the throats of his admirers. Then the two slides with the names were withdrawn, and the sign was again left blank. After a time the people began to murmur at this delay and messing about, and presently some of them began to groan and hoot. After a few minutes the names were again slid into view, this time with Sweater's name on top, and the figures appeared immediately afterwards. Sweater, four thousand two hundred and twenty-one. Then Closland, four thousand two hundred. It was several seconds before the Liberals could believe their eyes. It was too good to be true. It is impossible to say what was the reason of the wild outburst of delighted enthusiasm that followed, but whatever the reason, whatever the benefit was that they expected to reap, there was the fact. They were all cheering and dancing and shaking hands with each other, and some of them were so overcome with inexplicable joy that they were scarcely able to speak. It was altogether extraordinary and unaccountable. A few minutes after the declaration Sweater appeared at the window and made a sort of speech, but only fragments of it were audible to the cheering crowd who at intervals caught such phrases as slashing blow, sweep the country, grand old liberal flag, and so on. Next then Closland appeared, and he was seen to shake hands with Mr. Sweater, whom he referred to as my friend. When the two friends disappeared from the window, the part of the liberal crowd that was not engaged in hand-to-hand fights with their enemies, the Tories, made a rush to the front entrance of the town hall where Sweater's carriage was waiting, and as soon as he had placed his plump retundity inside, they took the horses out and amid frantic cheers harnessed themselves to it instead and dragged it through the mud and the pouring rain all the way to the cave. Most of them were accustomed to acting as beasts of burden, where he again addressed a few words to them from the porch. Afterwards, as they walked home saturated with rain and covered from head to foot with mud, they said it was a great victory for the cause of progress. Truly the wolves have an easy prey. End of Chapter 48 Chapter 49 of The Ragged Trousard Philanthropists This LibriVox recording is in the public domain, recording by Tyge Hines. The Ragged Trousard Philanthropists by Robert Tressel Chapter 49 The Undesired That evening about seven o'clock, whilst Easton was downtown seen to the last of the election, Ruth's child was born. After the doctor was gone, Mary Lyndon stayed with her during the hours that elapsed before Easton came home, and downstairs, Elsie and Charlie, who were allowed to stay up late to help their mother because Mrs Easton was ill, crept about very quietly and conversed in hushed tones, as they washed up the tea-things and swept the floor and tidied the kitchen. Easton did not return until after midnight, and all through the intervening hours Ruth, weak and tired but unable to sleep, was lying in the bed with the child by her side. Her wide-open eyes appeared unnaturally large and brilliant, in contrast with the almost death-like paleness of her face, and there was a look of fear in them as she waited and listened for the sound of Easton's footsteps. Outside the silence of the night was disturbed by many unusual noises. A far-off roar as the breaking of waves on the seashore arose from the direction of the town, where the last scenes of the election were being enacted. Every few minutes motor-cars rushed past the house at a furious rate, and the air was full of the sounds of distant shouts and singing. Ruth listened, and started nervously at every passing footstep. Those who can imagine the kind of expression there would have been upon the face of a hunted thief, who, finding himself encompassed and brought to bay by his pursuers, looks wildly around in a vain search for some way to escape, may be able to form some conception of the terror-stricken way in which she listened to every sound that penetrated into the stillness of the dimly-lighted room. And ever and again, when her wandering glance reverted to the frail atom of humanity nestling by her side, her brows contracted and her eyes filled with bitter tears, as she weakly reached out her trembling hand to adjust its coverings, faintly murmuring with quivering lips and a bursting heart, some words of endearment and pity, and then, alarmed by the footsteps of some chants pass her by, or by the closing of the door of a neighbouring house, and fearing that it was the sound she had been waiting for and dreading through all those weary hours, she would turn in terror to Mary Linden, sitting in the chair at the bedside, sewing by the light of the shaded lamp, and take hold of her arm as if seeking protection from some impending danger. It was after twelve o'clock when Easton came home. Ruth recognised his footsteps before he reached the house, and her heart seemed to stop beating when she heard the clang of the gate, as it closed after he had passed through. It had been Mary's intention to withdraw before he came into the room, but the sick woman clung to her with such evident fear, and entreated her so earnestly not to go away that she remained. It was with a feeling of keen disappointment that Easton noticed how Ruth shrank away from him, for he had expected and hoped that after this there would be good friends once more, and when she would not let him touch the child lest he should awaken it, he agreed without question. The next day, and for the greater part of the time during the next fortnight, Ruth was in a raging fever. There were intervals when, although awake and exhausted, she was in her right mind, but most of the time she was quite unconscious of her surroundings, and often delirious. Mrs. Owen came every day to help to look after her, because Mary just then had a lot of needle-work to do, and consequently could only give part of her time to Ruth, who, in her delirium, lived and told over and over again all the sorrow and suffering of the last few months, and so the two friends watching by her bedside learned her dreadful secret. Sometimes, in her delirium, she seemed possessed of an intense and terrible loathing for the poor little creature she had brought into the world, and was with difficulty prevented from doing it violence. Once she seized it cruelly and threw it firstly from her to the foot of the bed, as if it had been some poisonous or loathsome thing, and so it often became necessary to take the child away out of the room, so that she could not see it or hear it. But when her senses came back to her, her first thought was for the child, and there must have been in her mind some faint recollection of what she had said and done in her madness, for when she saw that the baby was not in its accustomed place, her distress and alarm were painful to see, as she entreated them with tears to give it back to her, and then she would kiss and fondle it with all manner of endearing words and cry bitterly. Easton did not see or hear most of this, he only knew that she was very ill, for he went out every day on the almost hopeless quest for work. Ruston's had next to nothing to do, and most of the other shops were in a similar plight. Dobber and Butchett had one or two big jobs on, and Easton tried several times to get a start from them, but was always told they were full up. The sweating methods of this firm continued to form a favourite topic of conversation with the unemployed workmen, who railed at and cursed them horribly. It had leaked out that they were paying only sixpence an hour to the most skilled workmen in their employment, and even then the conditions under which they worked were, if possible, worse than those obtaining at most other firms. The men were treated like so many convicts, and every job was a hell where driving and bullying reigned supreme, and obscene curses and blasphemy polluted the air from morning till night. The resentment of those who were out of work was directed not only against the heads of the firm, but also against the miserable half-starved judges in their employment. These poor wretches were denounced as scabs and wastrels, but all the same whenever Dobber and Butchett wanted some extra hands, they never had any difficulty in obtaining them, and it often happened that those who had been loudest and bitterest in their denunciations were amongst the first to rush off eagerly to apply for a job whenever there was a chance of getting one. Frequently the light was seen burning late at night in Rushton's office, where Nimrod and his master were figuring out prices and writing out estimates, cutting down the amounts to the lowest possible point in the hope of underbeating their rivals. Now and then they were successful, but whether they secured the work or not, Nimrod always appeared equally miserable. If they got the job it often showed such a small margin of profit that Rushton used to grumble at him and suggest mismanagement. If their estimates were too high and they lost the work, he used to demand of Nimrod why it was possible for Dobber and Butchett to do the work so much more cheaply. As the unemployed workmen stood in groups at the corners or walked aimlessly about the streets, they often saw Hunter pass by on his bicycle looking worried and harassed. He was such a picture of misery that it began to be rumoured amongst the men that he had never been the same since the time that he had the fall off the bike, and some of them declared that they wouldn't mind betting that old misery would finish up by going off his bloody rocker. At the intervals whenever a job came in, Owen, Crass, Slime, Sarkon's, and one or two others continued to be employed at Rushton's, but they seldom managed to make more than two or three days a week, even when there was anything to do. During the next few weeks Ruth continued very ill. Although the delirium had left her and did not return, her manner was still very strange, and it was remarkable that she slept but little and at long intervals. Mrs. Owen came to look after her every day, not going back to her own home till evening. Frankie used to call for her as he came out of school, and then they used to go home together, taking little Freddie Easton with them also, for his own mother was not able to look after him, and Mary Linden had so much other work to do. On Wednesday evening when the child was about five weeks old, as Mrs. Owen was wishing her good night, Ruth took hold of her hand, and after saying how grateful she was for all that she had done, she asked whether, supposing anything happened to herself, Nora would promise to take charge of Freddie for Easton. Owen's wife gave the required promise, at the same time affecting to regard the supposition as altogether unlikely, and assuring her that she would soon be better, but she secretly wondered why Ruth had not mentioned the other child as well. Nora went away about five o'clock, leaving Ruth's bedroom door open so that Mrs. Linden could hear her call, if she needed anything. About a quarter of an hour after Nora and the two children had gone, Mary Linden went upstairs to see Ruth, who appeared to have fallen fast asleep, so she returned to her needlework downstairs. The weather had been very cloudy all day, there had been rain at intervals, and it was a dark evening, so dark that she had to light the lamp to see her work. Charlie sat on the hearth-rug in front of the fire, repairing one of the wheels of a wooden cart that he had made with the assistance of another boy, and Elsie busied herself preparing the tea. Easton was not yet home. Russian and Co. had a few jobs to do, and he had been at work since the previous Thursday. The place where he was working was some considerable distance away, so it was nearly half past six when he came home. They heard him at the gate, and at her mother's direction Elsie went quickly to the front door, which was ajar, to ask him to walk as quietly as possible so as not to wake Ruth. Mary had prepared the table for his tea in the kitchen, where there was a bright fire with the kettle singing on the hob. He lit the lamp, and after removing his hat and overcoat, put the kettle on the fire, and while he was waiting for it to boil, he went softly upstairs. There was no lamp burning in the bedroom, and the place would have been in utter darkness but for the red glow of the fire, which did not dispel the prevailing obscurity sufficiently to enable him to discern the different objects in the room distinctly. The intense silence that reigned struck him with a sudden terror. He crossed swiftly over to the bed, and the moment's examination sufficed to tell him that it was empty. He called her name, but there was no answer, and a hurried search only made it certain that she was nowhere in the house. Mrs. Linden now remembered what Owen's wife had told her of the strange request that Ruth had made, and as she recounted it to Easton, his fears became intensified a thousandfold. He was unable to form any opinion of the reason of her going or where she was gone as he rushed out to seek for her. Almost unconsciously, he directed his steps to Owen's house, and afterwards the two men went to the very place where they thought it possible she might have gone, but without finding any trace of her. Her father lived a short distance outside the town, and this was one of the first places they went to, although Easton did not think it likely that she would have gone there, for she had not been on friendly terms with her stepmother, and as he had anticipated it was a fruitless journey. They sought for her in every conceivable place, returning off into Easton's house to see if she had come home, but they found no trace of her, nor met anyone who had seen her, which was perhaps because the dreary, rain-washed streets were deserted by all except those who business compelled them to be out. About eleven o'clock Nora was standing at the front door waiting for Owen and Easton when she thought she could discern a woman's figure in the shadow of the piers of the opposite gate. It was an unoccupied house, with a garden in front, and the outlines of the bushes it contained were so vague in the darkness that it was impossible to be certain, but the longer she looked, the more convinced she became that there was someone there. At last she summoned sufficient courage to cross over the road, and as she nervously drew near the gate it became evident that she had not been mistaken. There was a woman standing there, a woman with a child in her arms, leaning against one of the pillars, and holding the iron bars of the gate with her left hand. It was Ruth. Nora recognized her even in the semi-darkness. Her attitude was one of extreme exhaustion, and as Nora touched her she perceived that she was wet through and trembling, but although she was almost tainting with fatigue she would not consent to go indoors until repeatedly assured that Easton was not there, and that Nora would not let him see her if he came. When at length she yielded and went into the house, she would not sit down or take off her hat or jacket, until, crouching on the floor beside Nora's chair with her face hidden in the latter's lap, she had sobbed out her pitiful confession, the same things that she had unwittingly told to the same hearer so often before during the illness. The only fact that was new was the account of our wanderings that night. She cried so bitterly and looked so forlorn and heartbroken and ashamed as she faltered out her woeful story, so consumed with self-condemnation, making no excuse for herself except to repeat over and over again that she had never meant to do wrong, that Nora could not refrain from weeping also as she listened. It appeared that unable to bear the reproach that Easton's presence seemed to imply, or to endure the burden of her secret any longer, and always haunted by the thought of the lake in the park, Ruth had formed a dreadful resolution of taking her own life and the child's. When she arrived at the park gates they were closed and locked for the night, but she remembered that there was another means of entering, the place at the far end of the valley where the park was not fenced in, so she had gone there, nearly three miles, only to find that the railings had recently been erected, and it was no longer possible to get into the park by that way, and then when she found it impossible to put her resolve into practice she had realized for the first time the folly and wickedness of the act she had meant to commit, but although she had abandoned her first intention she said she could never go home again. She would take a room somewhere and get some work to do, or perhaps she might be able to get a situation where they would allow her to have her child with her, or failing that she would work and pay someone to look after it, but she could never go home any more. If she had only somewhere to stay for a few days until she could get something to do she was sure she would be able to earn her living, but she could not go back home. She felt that she would rather walk about the streets all night than go there again. It was arranged that Ruth should have the small apartment which had been Frankie's play-room, the necessary furniture being obtained from a second-hand shop close by. Easton did not learn the real reason of her flight until three days afterwards. At first he attributed it to a recurrence of the mental disorder that she had suffered from after the birth of the child, and he had been glad to leave her at Owen's place and know his care, but on the evening of the third day when he returned home from work he found a letter in Ruth's handwriting which told him all there was to tell. When he recovered from the stupefaction into which he was thrown by the perusal of this letter his first thought was to seek out Slime, but he found upon acquiring that the latter had left town the previous morning. Slime's landlady said that he told her that he had been offered several months' work in London which he had accepted. The truth was that Slime had heard of Ruth's flight. Nearly everyone knew about the result of the inquiries that had been made for her, and guessing the cause he had prudently cleared out. Easton made no attempt to see Ruth, but he went to Owen's and took Freddie away, saying that he would pay Mrs. Linden to look after the child whilst he was at work. His manner was that of a deeply injured man. The possibility that he was at any way to blame for what had happened did not seem to occur to his mind at all. As for Ruth she made no resistance to his taking the child away from her, although she cried about it in secret. She got some work a few days afterwards, helping the servants at one of the large boarding-houses on the Grand Parade. Nora looked after the baby for her whilst she was at work, an arrangement that pleased Frankie vastly. He said it was almost as good as having a baby of their very own. For the first few weeks after Ruth went away Easton tried to persuade himself that he did not very much regret what had happened. Mrs. Linden looked after Freddie and Easton tried to believe that he would really be better off now that he had only himself and the child to provide for. At first, whenever he happened to meet Owen, they used to speak of Ruth, or to be more correct, Easton used to speak of her. But one day when the two men were working together, Owen had expressed himself rather offensively. He seemed to think that Easton was more to blame than she was, and afterwards they avoided the subject, although Easton found it difficult to avoid the thoughts that the other man's words suggested. Now and then he heard of Ruth, and learned that she was still working at the same place, and won't seem better suddenly and unexpectedly in the street. They passed each other hurriedly, and he did not see the scarlet flush that for an instant died her face, nor the deadly pallor that succeeded it. He never went to Owen's place or sent any communication to Ruth, nor did she ever send any to him. But although Easton did not know it, she frequently saw Freddie, for when Elsie Linden took the child out, she often called to see Mrs. Owen. As time went on and the resentment he had felt towards her lost its first bitterness, Easton began to think there was perhaps some little justification for what Owen had said, and gradually they grew within him an immense desire for reconciliation, to start afresh and to forget all that had happened. But the more he thought of this, the more hopeless and impossible of realization it seemed. Although perhaps he was not conscious of it, this desire arose solely from selfish motives. The money he earned seemed to melt away almost as soon as he received it. To his surprise he found that he was not nearly so well off in regard to personal comfort as he had been formally, and the house seemed to grow more dreary and desolate as the wintery days dragged slowly by. Sometimes when he had the money he saw forgetfulness in the society of crass and the other frequenters of the cricketers, but somehow or other he could not take the same pleasure in the conversation of these people as formerly, when he had found it, as he now sometimes wondered to remember, so entertaining as to almost make him forget Ruth's existence. One evening about three weeks before Christmas, as he and Owen were walking homewards together from work, Easton reverted for the first time to their former conversation. He spoke with a superior air, his manner and tone indicating that he thought he was behaving with great generosity. He would be willing to forgive her and have her back, he said, if she would come, but he would never be able to tolerate the child. Of course it might be sent to an orphanage or some similar institution, but he was afraid Ruth would never consent to that, and he knew that her stepmother would not take it. If you can persuade her to return to you, we'll take the child, said Owen. How do you think your wife will be willing? She has already suggested doing so. To Ruth? No, to me. We thought it a possible way for you, and my wife would like to have the child. But would you be able to afford it? said Easton. Oh, we should manage all right. Of course, said Easton, if Slime comes back he might agree to pay something for its keep. Owen flushed. I wouldn't take his money. After a long pause Easton continued. Would you mind asking Mrs. Owen to suggest it to Ruth? If you like, I'll get her to suggest it as a message from you. What I meant, said Easton, hesitatingly, was that your wife might just suggest it, a casual like, and advise her that it would be the best way, and then you could let me know what Ruth said. No, replied Owen, unable any longer to control his resentment of the other's manner. As things stand now, if it were not for the other child, I should advise her to have nothing further to do with you. You seem to think that you are acting a very generous part in being willing to have our back, but she's better off now than she was with you. I see no reason except for the other child. Why should she go back to you? As far as I understand it, you had a good wife and you ill-treated her. I never ill-treated her, I never raised my hand to her, or at least only once, and then I didn't hurt her. Does she say I ill-treated her? No, no. From what my wife tells me she only blames herself, but I've drawn my own conclusions. You may not have struck her, but you did worse. You treated her with indifference and exposed her to temptation. What has happened is a natural result of your neglect and want of care for her. The responsibility for what has happened is mainly yours, but apparently you wish to pose now as being very generous and to forgive her. You're willing to take our back, but it seems to me that it will be more fitting that you should ask her to forgive you. Easton made no answer, and after a long silence the other continued. I would not advise her to go back to you on such terms as you seem to think right, because if you became reconciled on such terms, I don't think either of you could be happy. Your only chance of happiness is to realize that you have both done wrong, that each of you has something to forgive, to forgive and never speak of again. Easton made no reply, and a few minutes afterwards, their ways diverging, they wished each other good night. They were working for Rushton, painting the outside of a new conservatory at Mr. Sweater's house, the cave. This job was finished the next day, and at four o'clock the boy brought the hand-card, which they loaded with their ladders and other materials. They took these back to the yard, and then, as it was Friday night, they went up to the front shop and handed in their time sheets. And afterwards, as they were about to separate, Easton again referred to the subject of their conversation of the previous evening. He had been very reserved and silent all day, scarcely uttering a word, except when the work they had been engaged in made it necessary to do so, and there was now a sort of catch in his voice as he spoke. I've been taken over what you said last night. It's quite true. I've been a great deal to blame. I wrote to Ruth last night and admitted it to her. I'll take it as a favour if you and your wife will say what you can to help me get her back. Owen stretched out his hand and, as the other took it, said, You may rely on both of us to do our best. End of Chapter 50 Chapter 51 of the Ragged Trousard Philanthropists This Librivox recording is in the public domain. Recording by Ty Hines The Ragged Trousard Philanthropists by Robert Tressel Chapter 51 The Widow's Son The next morning when they got to the yard at half-past eight o'clock, Hunter told them that there was nothing to do, but that they had better come on Monday in case some work came in. They accordingly went on the Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday, but as nothing came in, of course, they did not do any work. On Thursday morning the weather was dark and bitterly cold. The sky presented an unbroken expanse of dull gray, and a keen north wind swept through the cheerless streets. Owen, who had caught cold whilst painting the outside of the conservatory at Sweaters House the previous week, did not get to the yard until ten o'clock. He felt so ill that he would not have gone at all, as they had not needed the money he would be able to earn if there was anything to do. Strange though it may appear to the advocates of thrift, although he had been so fortunate as to be in employment when so many others were idle, they had not saved any money. On the contrary, during all the summer they had not been able to afford to have proper food or clothing. Every week most of the money went to pay a rears of rent or some other debts, so that even whilst he was at work they had often to go without some of the necessaries of life. They had broken boots, shabby insufficient clothing, and barely enough to eat. The weather had become so bitterly cold, that fearing he would be laid up if he went without it any longer, he took his overcoat out of pawn, and that week they had to almost starve. Not that it was much better other weeks, for lately he had only been making six and a half hours a day, from eight thirty in the morning till four o'clock in the evening, and on Saturday only four and a half hours, from half past eight till one. This made his wages, at seven pence an hour, twenty-one chillings and seven pence a week, that is when there was work to do every day, which was not always. Sometimes they had to stand idle three days out of six. The wages of those who got six pence hapeny came out at one pound and two pence, when they worked every day, and as for those who, like Sockens, received only five pence, their wages amounted to fifteen and six pence. When they were only employed for two or three days, or perhaps only a few hours, their Saturday night sometimes amounted to half a sovereign, seven and six pence, five chillings, or even less. Then most of them said that it was better than nothing at all. Many of them were married men, so in order to make existence possible, their wives went out charring or worked in nondries. They had children whom they had to bring up for the most part on skim milk, bread, margarine, and adulterated tea. Many of these children, little mites of eight or nine years old, went to work for two or three hours in the morning before going to school, the same in the evening after school and all day on Saturday, carrying butchers, trays, loaded with meat, baskets of groceries and vegetables, cans of paraffin oil, selling or delivering newspapers and carrying milk. As soon as they were old enough they got half-time certificates and directly they were fourteen, they left school altogether and went to work all the day. When they were old enough some of them tried to join the army or navy, but were found physically unfit. It is not much to be wondered at that when they became a little older they were so degenerate intellectually that they imagined that the surest way to obtain better conditions would be to elect gangs of liberal and Tory land-grabbers, sweaters, swindlers, and lawyers to rule over them. When Owen arrived at the yard he found Bert White cleaning out the dirty pots in the paint shop. The noise he made with the scraping knife prevented him from hearing Owen's approach and the latter stood watching him for some minutes without speaking. The stone floor of the paint shop was damp and shiny and the whole place was as chilly as a tomb. The boy was trembling with cold and he looked pitifully undersized and frail as he bent over his work with an old apron girded about him. Because it was so cold he was wearing his jacket with the ends of the sleeves turned back to keep him clean, more to prevent him from getting any dirtier, for they were already in the same condition as the rest of his attire, which was thickly encrusted with dried paint of many colours, and his hands and fingernails were grime with it. As he watched the poor boy bending over his task Owen thought of Frankie, and with a feeling akin to terror wondered whether he would ever be in a similar plight. When he saw Owen the boy left off working and wished him good morning, remarking that it was very cold. Why don't you light a fire? There's lots of wood-line about the yard. No, said Bert shaking his head. That would never do. Misery wouldn't half-ramp if he caught me at it. I used to have a fire-ear last winter till Rustin found out, and he kicked up an awful row and told me to move myself and get some work done, and then I wouldn't feel the cold. Oh! he said that to thee, said Owen, his pale face becoming suddenly suffused with blood. We'll see about that. He went out into the yard and crossed over to where, under a shed, there was a great heap of waste-wood, stuff that had been taken out of places where Rustin and Coe had made alterations. He gathered an armful of it, and was returning to the paint-shop when Sarkin had costed him. There mustn't go boring on any of that, you know. That's all got to be saved, and took up to the bloke's house. Misery spoke about it only this morning. Owen did not answer him. He carried the wood into the shop, and after throwing it into the fireplace he poured some old paint over it, and, applying a match, produced a roaring fire. Then he brought in several more armfuls of wood and piled them in a corner of the shop. Bert took no part in these proceedings, and at first rather disapproved of them, because he was afraid there would be trouble when Misery came, but when the fire was an accomplished fact he warmed his hands and shifted his work to the other side of the bench, so as to get the benefit of the heat. Owen waited for about half an hour to see if Hunter would return, but as that disciple did not appear he decided not to wait any longer. Before leaving he gave Bert some instructions. Keep up the fire with all the old paint you can scrape off those things, and other old paint or rubbish that's there. And whenever it grows dull put more wood on it. There's lots of old stuff here that's of no use except to be thrown away or burnt. Burn it all. If Hunter says anything tell him that I lit the fire, and that I told you to keep it burnin'. And if you want more wood go out and take it. All right, replied Bert. On his way out Owen spoke to Sarkins, his manner was so menacing, his face so pale, and there was such a strange glare in his eyes, that the latter thought of the talk there had been about Owen being mad, and felt half afraid of him. I'm going to the shop to see Rushton. If Hunter comes here, you say I told you to tell him that if I find the boy in that shop again without a fire, I'll report it to the society for the prevention of cruelty to children. And as for you, if the boy comes out here and gets more wood, you don't attempt to interfere with him. I don't want to interfere with a bloody kid, grunted Sarkins. It seems to me as if he's gone off as bloody crumpet. He added as he watched Owen walking rapidly down the street. They can't understand why people can't mind their own bloody business. Anyone would think the boy belonged to him. That was just how the matter presented itself to Owen. The idea that it was his own child who was to be treated in this way, possessed and infuriated him as he strode savagely along. In the vicinity of the slave market on the Grand Parade he passed without seeing them several groups of unemployed artisans whom he knew. Some of them were offended and remarked that he was getting stuck up, but others, observing how strange he looked, repeated the old prophecy that one of these days Owen would go out of his mind. As he drew near to his destination large flakes of snow began to fall. He walked so rapidly and was in such a fury by the time he reached the shop he was scarcely able to speak. His hunter, a rush in here, he demanded of the shopman. Hunter isn't, but the governor is. What was it you wanted? He'll soon know about that. Panted Owen as he strode up to the office door and without troubling to knock flung it violently open and entered. The atmosphere of this place was very different from that of the damp cellar where Burt was working. A great fitted with asbestos blocks and liquid gas communicated a genial warmth to the air. Rushton was standing leaning over Miss Wade's chair with his left arm round her neck. Owen recollected afterwards that her dress was disarranged. She retired hastily to the far end of the room as Rushton jumped away from her and stared in amazement and confusion at the intruder. He was too astonished and embarrassed to speak. Owen stood panting and quivering in the middle of the office and pointed a trembling finger at his employer. I've come here to tell you that if I find young Burt White working down in that shop without a fire I'll have you prosecuted. The place is not good enough for a stable if you own a valuable dog you wouldn't keep it there. I give you fair warning, I know enough about you to put you where you deserve to be. If you don't treat him better I'll have you punished. I'll show you up. Rushton continued to stare at him in mingled confusion, fear and perplexity. He did not yet comprehend exactly what it was all about. He was guiltily conscious of so many things that he might reasonably fear to be shown up or prosecuted for if they were known, and the fact of being caught under such circumstances with Miss Wade helped to reduce him to a condition approaching terror. If the boy has been without a fire, I haven't known anything about it. He stammered at last. Mr. Hunter is charged with all those matters. You yourself forbade him to make a fire last winter, and anyhow, you know about it now. You obtained money from his mother under the pretense that you are going to teach him a trade, but for the past twelve months you have been using him as if he were a beast of boredom. I advise you to see to it or I shall find means to make you wish you had done so. With this Owen turned and went out, leaving the door open and Rushton, in a state of mind compounded of fear, amazement and anger. As he walked homewards through the snowstorm, Owen began to realise that the consequence of what he had done would be that Rushton would not give him any more work, and as he reflected on all that this would mean to those at home, for a moment he doubted whether he had done right, but when he told Noro what had happened, she said that there were plenty of other firms in the town who would employ him, when they had the work. He had done without Rushton before, and could do so again. For her part, whatever the consequences might be, she was glad that he had acted as he did. Oh, he'll get through somehow, I suppose, said Owen, weirdly. There's not much chance of getting a job anywhere else just now. But I shall try and get some work on my own account. I shall do some samples of show-cars, the same as I did last winter, and try to get some orders from some of the shops. They usually want something extra at this time. But I'm afraid it's rather too late. Both of them already have all they want. I shouldn't go out again today if I were you," said Noro, noticing how ill he looked. I should stay home and read. I'll write up those minutes. The ministers referred to were those of the last meeting of the local branch of the Painters Society, of which Owen was the secretary, and as the snow continued to fall he occupied himself after dinner in the manner his wife suggested, until four o'clock, when Frankie returned from school bringing with him a large snowball, and crying out as a piece of good news that the snow was still falling heavily, and that he believed it was freezing. They went to bed very early that night, for it was necessary to economize the coal, and not only that, but because the rooms were so near the roof it was not possible to keep the place warm no matter how much coal was used. The fire seemed of anything to make the place colder, for it caused the outer air to pour in through the joints of the ill-fitting doors and windows. Owen lay awake for the greater part of the night, and the terror of the future made rest or sleep impossible. He got up very early the next morning, long before it was light, and after lighting the fire set about preparing the samples he had mentioned to Noro, but found that it would not be possible to do much in this direction without buying more cardboard, for most of what he had was not in good condition. They had bread and butter and tea for breakfast. Frankie had his in bed, and it was decided to keep him away from school until after dinner, because the weather was so very cold, and his only pair of boots were so saturated with moisture from having been out in the snow the previous day. I shall make a few inquiries to see if there's any other work to be had before I buy the cardboard, said Owen, though I'm afraid there's not much use. Just as he was preparing to go out, the front doorbell rang, and as he was going down to answer it, he saw Burt White coming upstairs. The boy was carrying a flat brown paper parcel under his arm. A coffin plate, he explained as he arrived at the door. Wanted at once, misery says you can do it at home, and I've got to wait for it. Owen and his wife looked at each other with intense relief, so he was not dismissed after all. It was almost too good to be true. There's a piece of paper inside the parcel with the name of the party what's dead, continued Burt, and there's a little bottle of Brunswick Black for you to do the inscription with. Did he send any other message? Yes, he told me to tell you there's a job to be started on Monday morning, a couple of rooms to be done out somewhere. You've got to be finished by Thursday, and there's another job he wants you to do this afternoon, after dinner, so you've got to come to the yard at one o'clock. He told me to tell you he meant to leave the message for you yesterday morning, but he forgot. What did he say about the fire, anything? Yes, both of them came about an hour after you went away, misery and the bloke too, but they didn't kick up a row. I wasn't half frightened I could tell you when I saw them both coming, but they were quite nice. The bloke says to me, ah, that's right my boy, he says, keep up a good fire, I'm going to send you some coke, he says, and then they had a look around, and he told Salkins to put some new panes of glass where the window was broken, and you know that great big packing case that was under the truck shed? Yes. Well, he told Salkins to sew it up and cover over the stone floor of the paint shop with it, it ain't half all right there now. I've cleared out all the muck from under the benches, and we got two sacks of coke sent from the gas works, and the bloke told me that when it's all used up, I've got to get an order off Miss Wade for another lot. At one o'clock Owen was at the yard where he saw a misery, who instructed him to go to the front shop and paint some numbers on the racks where the wallpapers were stored. Whilst he was doing this work, Rushton came in and greeted him in a very friendly way. I'm very glad you let me know about the boy working in that paint shop, he observed that for a few preliminary remarks. I could assure you as I don't want the lad to be uncomfortable, but you know, I can't attend to everything myself, I'm much obliged to you ever telling me about it. I think you did quite right, I should have done the same me self. Owen did not know what to reply, but Rushton walked off without waiting. Although Owen, Easton and Crass, and a few others were so lucky as to have had a little work to do during the last few months, the remainder of their fellow workmen had been altogether out of employment most of the time, and meanwhile the practical businessmen, and the pretended disciples of Christ, the liars and hypocrites who professed to believe that all men were brothers and God their father, had continued to enact the usual farce of what they called dealing with the misery that surrounded them on every side. They continued to organise rummage and jumble sales and bazaars, and to distribute their rotten cast-off clothes and boots, and their broken victuals and soup to such of the brethren as were sufficiently degraded to beg for them. The beautiful distress committee was also in full operation. Over a thousand brethren had registered themselves on its books. Of this number, after careful investigation, the committee had found that no fewer than 672 were deserving of being allowed to work for their living. The committee would probably have given these 672 the necessary permission, but it was somewhat handicapped by the fact that the funds at its disposal were only sufficient to enable that number of brethren to be employed for about three days. However, by adopting a policy of temporising delay and general artful dodging, the committee managed to create the impression that they were dealing with the problem. If it had not been for a cunning device invented by Brother Rushton, a much larger number of the brethren would have succeeded in registering themselves as unemployed on the books of the committee. In previous years it had been the practice to issue an application form called a record paper to any brother who asked for one, and the brother returned it after filling it in himself. At a secret meeting of the committee Rushton proposed, a mid laughter and applause, it was such a great joke, a new and a better way calculated to keep down the number of applicants. The result of this innovation was that no more forms were issued, but the applicants for work were admitted into the office one at a time and were examined by a junior clerk, somewhat after the manner of a French judge d'instruction interrogating a criminal, the clerk filling in the form according to the replies of the culprit. What's your name? Where do you live? How long have you been there? Where did you live before you went there? How long were you living at that place? Why did you move? Did you owe rent when you left? What was your previous address? How old are you? When was your last birthday? What is your trade, calling, employment or occupation? Are you married or single or a widower or what? How many children do you have? How many boys? How many girls? Do they go to work? What do they earn? What kind of house do you live in? How many rooms are there? How much rent do you owe? Who was your last employer? What was a four-man's name? How long did you work there? What kind of work do you do? Why did you leave? What have you been doing for the last five years? What kind of work? How many hours a day? What wages did you get? Give the full names and addresses of all the different employers you have worked for during the last five years and the reasons why you left them. Give the names of all the four men you have worked under during the last five years. Does your wife earn anything? How much? Do you get any money from any club or society or from any charity or from any other source? Have you ever received poor relief? Have you ever worked for a distress committee before? Have you ever done any other kinds of work than those you have mentioned? Do you think you would be fit for any other kind? Have you any references? And so on and so forth. When the criminal had answered all the questions and when his answers had all been duly written down, he was informed that a member of the committee or an authorized officer or some other person would in due course visit his home and make inquiries about him, out of which the authorized officer or other person would make a report to the committee who would consider it at their next meeting. As the interrogation of each criminal occupied about half an hour to say nothing of the time he was kept waiting, it would be seen that as a means of keeping down the number of registered unemployed, the idea worked splendidly. When Rushton introduced this new rule, it was carried unanimously, Dr. Weakling being the only dissident, but of course he, as Brother Grinder remarked, was always opposed to any sensible proposal. There was one consolation, however, Grinder added. There was not likely to be pestered with him much longer. The first of November was coming, and if he, Grinder, knowed anything about the working men, they were sure to give Weakling the dirty kick-out directly they got the chance. A few days afterwards, the result of the municipal election justified Brother Grinder's prognostigations, for the working men voters of Dr. Weakling's ward did give him the dirty kick-out, but Rushton, Didlam, Grinder and several other members of the band were triumphantly returned, with increased majorities. Mr. Dauber, of Dauber and Botchan, had already been elected a gargant of the poor. During all this time, Hunter, who looked more worried and miserable as the dreary weeks went by, was occupied every day in supervising what work was to be done, and in running about seeking for more. Nearly every night he remained at the office until a late hour, poring over specifications and making out estimates. The police had become so accustomed to seeing a light in the office, that as a rule they took no notice of it. But one Thursday night, exactly one week after the scene between Owen and Rushton about the boy, the constable on the beat observed a light there much later than usual. At first he paid no particular attention to the fact, but when the night merged into mourning and the light still remained, his curiosity was aroused. He knocked at the door, but no one came in answer, and no sound disturbed the debt-like stillness that reigned within. The door was locked, but he was not able to tell whether it had been closed from the inside or outside, because it had a spring latch. The office window was low down, but it was not possible to see in because the back of the glass had been painted. The constable thought that the most probable explanation of the mystery was, that whoever had been there earlier in the evening, had forgotten to turn out the light when they went away. It was not lightly that thieves, or anyone who had no business there, would advertise their presence by lighting the gas. He made a note of the incident in his pocket-book, and was about to resume his beat when he was joined by his inspector. The latter agreed that the conclusion arrived that by the constable was probably the right one, and they were about to pass on when the inspector noticed a small speck of light shining through the lower part of the painted window, where a small piece of the paint had either been scratched or had shelled off the glass. He knelt down and found that it was possible to get a view of the interior of the office, and as he peered through he gave a low exclamation. When he made way for his subordinate to look in his turn, the constable was with some difficulty able to distinguish the figure of a man lying prone upon the floor. It was an easy task for the burly policeman to force open the office door. A single push of a shoulder wrenched it from its fastenings, and as it flew back the socket of the lock fell with a splash into a great pool of blood that had accumulated against the threshold, flowing from the place where Hunter was lying on his back, his arms extended, and his head nearly severed from his body. On the floor close to his right hand was an open razor. An overturned chair lay on the floor by the side of the table where he usually worked, the table itself being littered with papers and drenched with blood. Within the next few days Crass resumed the role he had played when Hunter was ill during the summer, taking charge of the work and generally doing his best to fill the dead man's place, although, as he confided to certain of his cronies in the bar at the cricketers, he had no intention of allowing Rushton to do the same as Hunter had done. One of his first jobs, on the morning after the discovery of the body, was to go with Mr. Rushton to look over a house where some work was to be done for which an estimate had to be given. It was this estimate that Hunter had been trying to make out on the previous evening in the office, for they found that the papers on his table were covered with the figures and writing relating to this work. These papers justified the subsequent verdict of the coroner's jury that Hunter committed suicide in a fit of temporary insanity, for they were covered with a lot of meaningless scribble, the words wrongly spelled and having no intelligible connection with each other. There was one sum that he had evidently tried repeatedly to do correctly, but which came wrong in a different way each time. The fact that he had the razor in his possession seemed to point to us having premeditated the act, but this was accounted for at the inquest by the evidence of the last person who saw him alive, a hairdresser, who stated that Hunter had left the razor with him to be sharpened a few days previously, and that he had called for it on the evening of the tragedy. He had ground this razor for Mr. Hunter several times before. Crass took charge of all the arrangements for the funeral. He bought a new second-hand pair of black trousers at a cast-off clothing-shop in honour of the occasion, and discarded his own low crown silk hat, which was getting rather shabby in favour of Hunter's tall one, which he found in the office and annexed without hesitation or scruple. It was rather large for him, but he put some folded strips of paper inside the lining. Crass was a proud man as he walked in Hunter's place at the head of the procession, trying to look solemn, but with a half-smile on his fat, pasty face, destitute of colour, except one spot on his chin near his underlip, where there was a small patch of inflammation about the side of a thrupony piece. This spot had been there for a very long time. At first, as well as he could remember, it was only a small pimple, but it had grown larger, with something the appearance of scurvy. Crass attributed its continuation to the cold having got into it last winter. It was rather strange, too, because he generally took care of himself when it was cold. He always wore the warm wrap that had formerly belonged to the old lady who died of cancer. However, Crass did not worry much about this little sore place. He just put a little zinc ointment on it occasionally, and had no doubt that it would get well in time. End of Chapter 52 Chapter 53 of the Ragged Trousard Philanthropists This Dubu Vox recording is in the public domain, recording by Tye Hines. The Ragged Trousard Philanthropists by Robert Tressel Chapter 53 Barrington Finds a Situation The revulsion of feeling that Barrington experienced during the progress of the election was intensified by the final result. The blind, stupid, enthusiastic admiration displayed by the philanthropists for those who exploited and robbed them, their extraordinary apathy was regard to their own interests. The patient broke a spirited way in which they endured their sufferings, tamely submitting to live in poverty in the midst of the wealth they had helped to create. Their callous indifference to the fate of their children, and the savage hatred they exhibited towards anyone who dared to suggest the possibility of better things, forced upon them the thought that the hopes he cherished were impossible of realization. The words of the renegade socialist recurred constantly to his mind. You can be a Jesus Christ if you like, but for my part I'm finished. For the future I intend to look after myself. As for these people, they vote for what they want. They get what they vote for, and by God they deserve nothing better. They are being beaten with whips of their own choosing, and if I had my way they should be chastised with scorpions. For them the present system means joyless drudgery, semi-starvation, rags and premature death, and they vote for it and uphold it. Let them have what they vote for. Let them drudge and let them starve. These words kept ringing in his ears as he walked through the crowded streets early one fine evening, a few days before Christmas. The shops were all brilliantly lighted for the display of their Christmas stores, and the pavements and even the carriageways were thronged with sightseers. Bounty was specially interested in the groups of shabbily dressed men and women and children who gathered in the roadway in front of the polterers and butcher-shops, gazing at the meat and the serried rows of turkeys and geese decorated with coloured ribbons and rosettes. He knew that to come here and look at these things was the only share many of these poor people would have of them, and they marveled greatly at their wonderful patience and abject resignation. But what struck him most of all was the appearance of many of the women, evidently working men's wives, their faded, ill-fitted garments and the tired, sad expressions on their pale and care-worn faces. Some of them were alone, others were accompanied by little children who trotted along trustfully clinging to their mother's hands. The sight of these poor little ones, their utter helplessness and dependence, their patched, unsightly clothing and broken boots, and the wistful looks of their pitiful faces as they gazed into the windows of the toy shops, sent a pang of actual physical pain to his heart, and filled his eyes with tears. He knew that his children, naked of joy and all that makes life dear, were being tortured by the sight of the things that were placed so cruelly before their eyes, but which they were not permitted to touch or to share, and, like Joseph of old, his heart yearned over to his younger brethren. He felt like a criminal because he was warmly clad and well-fed in the midst of all this want and unhappiness, and he flushed with shame because he had momentarily faltered in his devotion to the noblest cause that any man could be privileged to fight for, the uplifting of the disconsolate and the oppressed. He presently came to a large toy-shop outside which several children were standing, admiring the contents of the window. He recognized some of these children and paused to watch them and to listen to their talk. They did not notice them standing behind them, as they ranged to and fro before the window, and as he looked at them, he was reminded of the way in which captive animals walk up and down behind the bars of their cages. These children wandered repeatedly, backwards and forwards, from one end of the window to the other, with their little hands pressed against the impenetrable plate glass, choosing and pointing out to each other the particular toys that took their fancies. That's mine, cried Charlie Linden enthusiastically, indicating a large, strongly-built wagon. If I had that, I'd give feddy rides in it, and bring home lots of firewood, and we could play at fire-engines as well. I'd rather have this railway, said Frankie Owen. There's a real tunnel and real coal in the tenders, and then there's a station and the signals and a place to turn the engine round, and a red lantern to light when there's danger on the line. Mine's a doll, not the biggest one, the one in pink clothes that you can take off, said Elsie, and this tea-set and this needle-case for mother. Little Freddy had let go his hold of Elsie, to whom he usually clung tightly, and was clapping his hands and chuckling with delight and desire. Gigi, he cried eagerly, Gigi, pretty Gigi, Freddy want Gigi. But it's no use looking at them any longer, continued Elsie with a sigh, as she took hold of Freddy's hand to lead him away. It's no use looking at them any longer. The likes of us can't expect to have such good things as them. This remark served to recall Frankie and Charlie to the stern realities of life, and turning reluctantly away from the window they prepared to follow Elsie. But Freddy had not yet learned that lesson. He had not lived long enough to understand that the good things of the world were not for the likes of him. So when Elsie attempted to draw him away, he pursed up his underlip and began to cry, repeating that he wanted a Gigi. The other children clustered round trying to coax and comfort him by telling him that no one was allowed to have anything out of the windows yet, until Christmas, and that Santa Claus would be sure to bring him a Gigi then. But these arguments failed to make any impression on Freddy, who tearfully insisted upon being supplied at once. Whilst they were thus occupied, they caught sight of Barrington, whom they hailed with evident pleasure borne of the recollection of certain gifts of pennies and cakes that they had at different times received from him. Hello, Mr. Barrington, said the two boys in a breath. Hello, replied Barrington as he patted the baby's cheek. What's the matter here? What's Freddy crying for? He wants that dare horse, Mr., the one with the real hair on, said Charlie, smiling indulgently like a grown-up person who realized the absurdity of the demand. Freddy want Gigi, repeated the child taking hold of Barrington's hand and returning to the window. Nice Gigi! Tell him that Santa Claus would bring it to him on Christmas, whispered Elsie. Perhaps he believe you and that'll satisfy him, and he's sure to forget all about it in a little while. Are you still out of work, Mr. Barrington? inquired Frankie. No, replied Barrington slowly. I've got something to do at last. Well, that's a good job, ain't it? remarked Charlie. Yes, said Barrington. And who do you think I'm working for? Who? Santa Claus. Santa Claus echoed the children, opening their eyes to the fullest extent. Yes, continued Barrington solemnly. You know, he's a very old man now, so old that he can't do all this work himself. Last year he was so tired that he wasn't able to get around to all the children he wanted to give things to, and consequently a great many of them never got anything at all. So this year he's given me a job to help him. He's given me some money and a list of children's names, and against their names are written the toys they are to have. My work is to buy the things, and give them to the boys and girls whose names are on the list. The children listened to this narrative with baited breath, incredible as the story seemed, and Barrington's manner was so earnest as to almost compel belief. Really and truly? Or are you only having a game? said Frankie at length, speaking almost in a whisper. Elsie and Charlie maintained an awestruck silence, while Freddy beat upon the glass with the palms of his hands. Really and truly? replied Barrington unblushingly as he took out his pocket-book and turned over the leaves. I've got a list here. Perhaps your names are down for something. The three children turned to pale, and their hearts beat violently as they listened wide-eyed for what was to follow. Let me see. Continued Barrington scanning the pages of the book. Oh yes, here they are. Elsie Linden, one doll with clothes that can be taken off, one tea set, and one needle case. Freddy Easton, one horse with real hair. Charlie Linden, one four wheeled wagon full of groceries. Frankie Owen, one railway with tunnel, station, train with real coal for engine, signals, red lamp, and place to turn the engines round. Barrington closed the book. This way you may as well have your things now. He continued speaking in a matter of fact tone. We buy them here. It'll save me a lot of work. I shall not have the trouble of taking them round to where you live. It's lucky I happened to meet you, isn't it? The children were breathless with emotion, but they just managed to gasp out that it was very lucky. As they followed him into the shop, Freddy was the only one of the four whose condition was anything like normal. All the others were in a half-dazed state. Frankie was afraid that he was not really awake at all. It couldn't be true. It must be a dream. In addition to the hair, the horse was furnished with four wheels. They did not have to make it into a parcel, but tied some string to it and handed it over to its new owner. The elder children were scarcely conscious of what took place inside the shop. They knew that Barrington was talking to the shopman, but they did not hear what was said. The sound seemed far away and unreal. The shopman made the doll, the tea-set, and a needle-case into one parcel and gave it to Elsie. The railway and a stout cardboard box was also wrapped up in brown paper, and Frankie's heart nearly burst when the man put the package into his arms. When they came out of the toy-shop they said good-night to Frankie, who went off carrying his parcel very carefully and feeling as if he were walking on air. The others went into a provisions-merchant nearby, where the groceries were purchased and packed into the wagon. Then Barrington, upon referring to the list to make quite certain that he had not forgotten anything, found that Santa Claus had put down a pair of boots each for Elsie and Charlie, and when they went to buy these it was seen that their stockings were all ragged and full of holes, so they went to the drapers and bought some stockings also. Barrington said that although they were not on the list he was sure Santa Claus was not object. He had probably meant them to have them, but had forgotten to put them down. End of chapter 53