 guys what's up and sportsman like conduct gab free here again to talk with you guys um feel like this week has been a little boring yeah uh the NFL is back like it's actually back but I don't feel like that many things have been happening yeah it's just you know there's only so much training camp stuff you can talk about before you either a take it too far and overreact about everything like I found myself doing yesterday with the Patriots or until you bore people to death and I don't want to do either one of those things so yeah I mean I feel like uh once the preseason games start the end of this week you're also kind of boring yeah but at least it's like a little bit more um once those start once those start I feel like then next week will be all right um but yeah for right now it's kind of just just luckily the last probably the last boring week that we have yes for sure so so we might as well I don't even I mean I don't even know there's you know an update with the Sean Watson but other than that we are gonna have to make this up as we go along because other than that it's a lot of injuries and a lot of people being dramatic yeah yeah okay well the injury thing it's every and one happened to you guys today too and it's just it's not even just like minor injuries where they're out for a little while they are playing this season the majority of the injuries that you know have we've seen so far are like catastrophic like bad bad so it happens every single season which is awful but it doesn't make it any better anytime it happens no like the Browns are running on like no wide receivers they have a Mari Cooper um they have Mari Cooper that's it and they have him he's like rolled his ankle the other day so like oh god you know hopefully he's okay too but they have a Mari Cooper I mean they should probably go and get somebody else but like who are they gonna get you might have to go suit up dude man just imagine me out there oh my god I would like to see it actually see now this is a good question this is a good question um that does nothing to do with anything going on if you played in the NFL what position would you want to play um that's a good question I would like to say quarterback because I feel like that's obviously what I'm best at but I can't I know for a fact I would not be able to take a hit absolutely not I yeah I wouldn't go quarterback I wouldn't even go offense at all I would go some kind of DB probably a corner corner is my favorite position in the NFL um you get a lot of money you're not as flashy as a wide receiver but you do get to talk some shit I would even go as a more low profile as to say like a gunner or something like just strictly special teams where all I have to do is just run and then maybe tackle somebody every now and then right um everything else I feel like I wouldn't want to be a kicker no I'm not talented enough for that I am very not talented enough for that I that's a lot of pressure yeah it's not even like the talent part it's like if I was a kicker I would not have a social media no one would ever know where I live and um you wouldn't you would not catch me outside in public after I missed three field goals in a game I would um I was just a snucker collapse under pressure every single opportunity that I had and then on top of that all of the people yelling at you for the you're the reason why they lost a game or a fantasy matchup or whatever I I could not handle that so no shot while kicker might seem like the easiest answer when you really think about it they have a really hard job to do and it's not something I am jealous of or wish I could do um so I'm gonna stick with like a special teams yeah just like nobody making the bare minimum but that's that's fine that's secondary answer would probably be a lineman of some sort you don't get all the publicity that's fine you still make a lot of money you get a hot wife even though you get to eat cheeseburgers every day yeah pretty good life and you get usually especially if you're from the quarterback offensive lineman you get all those gifts from yeah quarterbacks and stuff you get a Rolex from Tom Brady sure sign me up for that yeah that's not a bad one either yeah um yeah quarterback quarterback running back I need like skill position type of of player I they take a beating yeah I like I'm tough and I like to talk a big game but when push comes to shove I am a baby when it comes taking the easy way out um yeah I'm not I'm not gonna put myself in a position to do that sorry long snapper um yeah I feel like that wouldn't be too too hard because there are all these roles about like you can't make contact with the long snapper and stuff seems pretty chill yeah I feel that would be not too bad but also then you have to factor in the part where you're looking upside down in between your legs and I can't see regular to begin with add that into the mix and it I may not be that good at that either but it's not a terrible a terrible position would I want to be running back because your career is uh limited not very long no absolutely not no you're considered old by the time you're like 28 right so if we want to talk about an old running back good we can talk about one right now kareem hunt kareem hunt yeah what happened what's going on okay so here's the rundown kareem hunt and if anyone's listening to this that's whatever doesn't matter kareem hunt requested a trade the brown said yeah no we're not doing that okay he wants to get paid more than he's getting paid I think he's making six million dollars he's a year left on his contract he wants out he wants to go somewhere else he wants to get more money even now there's obviously a lot of teams that could use him yeah right plenty of teams could use kareem hunt he's a really good running back but I don't think he realizes everything going on you are you just turned 27 that's one factor that's going to be taken away from you um yep that's the main one you turn 27 yeah like that doesn't sound all that old like that's probably right around how old you and I are but but um running back is like it's crazy yeah so he's 27 he requested a trade he wants more money how much more money are you going to get though you're not going to get what nick chubb is getting nick chubb is no top three running back in the nfm well no I feel like if he's gonna have to realize that if he is going to be traded and end up elsewhere he's going to be a backup regardless there's some teams I could use him as a starter yeah but I don't think he would get the money from those teams so it's either a you go to a crappy team and you get maybe close to the amount of money that you would want or be you go to a team that is a contender and not get as much money do you want to go to the seahawks and win three games or do you want to stay in your hometown of Cleveland Ohio where you can at least win eight I get yeah I guess Seattle's not that bad of a destination but again they just paid DK Metcalf how much what 58 million or whatever the hell it is trade DK for kareem straight up just okay well you guys need a wide receiver clearly because we're limited so just try it out who cares maybe it would be a good idea um but yeah kareem hi I don't know I don't think anything good is going to come out of this he was sitting out of team drills he was just doing individual drills and then Kevin Stefanski went and said um if you are healthy you are practicing and we will find you if you do not yeah so immediately after he said he wanted a trade he was out there practicing and doing sprints with the quarterbacks after as if we didn't see the past week that he wasn't doing anything so I don't I don't understand his mindset I really don't because right and he's lucky that he's playing that's another thing you're lucky that you are that's it right there you're on a team that's exactly what I was going to say you are not something and you're free it doesn't really matter I guess because it's the NFL and they don't care but he shouldn't be you shouldn't be in the position where he gets to you know act like this but I feel like everybody that does some kind of like vicious crime harmful things has had a very easy path to choose wherever they want to go yeah well so I mean we're watching it unfold in front of our eyes for the millionth time again so it's just another week you would think at this point that the NFL would have a decision like a concise decision of what they should have done with Deshaun Watson but everything that they've done from start to finish has been actually embarrassing yeah um Goodell saying today that he does not think a year suspension would be long enough then do it exactly that's all well and good dude but unless you were actually going to do it I don't give a shit what you think because that doesn't make a difference you can think that he shouldn't be able to play ever again but if you don't act on these things then just shy I don't care I don't care so right like how many different people are you gonna have to make a decision for you and then on top of that after he said that you know he doesn't think a year would be enough he also goes on to say I'm not sure when this is gonna be finalized or when this is all okay so what is he gonna do play half the season and then you're gonna say you can't play well that's what they need to figure out too if if he is in the position that he's in and all of these things are as disgusting and horrifying as they are as we obviously know that they are but as they found them to be in their court proceedings and whatever he shouldn't be allowed to play until the suspension is figured out and then right but after that he serves place for that because um well because what is that gonna count is his suspension if he just doesn't you know what I mean he's gonna play he's probably gonna he could play so at that at that point I feel that you just put him on the exempt list because that's what it's there for right he's not doing that either so I don't know what so it's again it's the NFL being the NFL and not being able to get out of their own way and just being a mess of epic proportions um but that's literally what the commission commissioners exempt list is for for situations like this where a disciplinary hearing is going longer than it probably either should have or they expected it to be that's what this is here for to put somebody who is going to get punished but they don't know the to the extent put him on that list he doesn't get played it doesn't factor into suspensions he just did a really bad thing to the point where he needed to be on there that's the whole point so but again it's right it's the NFL so I don't know so what happens I know that they hired someone obviously that is going to make a decision that they want but what if they don't right so that's where I'm confused to is what if this judge that they that Godel selected to do this again doesn't give him the suspension that Godel wants does he do this all over again does that just go for as long as possible I think this is like I think this decision is like it like they say it and that's what they have to go with but I just I don't I just I don't understand why do this whole process of having someone from the outside if you're not gonna let someone from the outside do their decision not saying that it should be that decision but like you did this whole thing yeah it just seems like a a roundabout thing so what from what I understand and somebody correct me if I'm wrong um this is something that they collectively bargained on so if yes the first person makes the decision and it's not to the NFL standards then that gives the NFL and the NFL PA both agree that Roger Godel has the opportunity to make the decision himself get somebody else to make the decision part two like stuff like that so the fact that they both both sides agreed on this to be a thing I guess is better when you look at it from that standpoint of what the hell is the point right um but it still to me does not make any sense because it seems like it defeats the purpose but it's just yeah again it's just really a time I don't know it just was really bad did you see I was watching on ESPN Tony Busby you know the lawyer was on TV goes to say he stopped answering their calls and emails and he's just a joke too like I feel bad for every woman involved with this who are with him plus the NFL they are using them all in this clout leverage bullshit I don't I don't know it's just so bad I just so bad from top to bottom I just don't I don't have a good read on the whole situation because just when you feel like you know what's going on and it's starting to make sense and you're starting to maybe see the path that it's going to go down something else changes and back to the beginning back and you're just as confused as you were when this whole mess started all I know is the six games was not enough in my personal opinion and I am glad that the NFL decided to appeal this I'm not glad that it's going to take five more years even more than it's already been like honestly honestly though what if he plays week one that's going to be insane like that's actually going to be insane what the worst part is is like that is such a possibility right now if this does not get figured out by then because gonna play in the preseason game it's yeah and they're gonna keep him out there until they say they can't it's uh the whole thing is gross and I just wish that the NFL could you know get out of their own way and actually figure stuff out and put rules in place you know that makes sense this is sick to say but they would definitely like I could see Roger Goodell in his wherever the hell he watches games from week one if Deshawn Watson plays against Baker Mayfield in the Panthers how many people are gonna watch that game oh yeah no he's gonna love it that's that's wild it can't happen it can't happen it that that would be so wild so bad and like what we talked about last week it would be really shitty for us as the women NFL fans that we are if that happened because they would go on and completely backtrack on what they said about how they want to preserve the look of the NFL in the eyes of its female fans and they want to continue to grow that side of the market and stuff if that happens if Deshawn Watson plays week one that is just like spitting and everybody's face and laughing about it it like it's just it would just be a disaster so let's hope that doesn't happen yeah again it would be something and it'd be very unbranded for the NFL which I'm sick and tired of I'm tired of everybody I'm just sorry I feel bad here's where I feel bad for I feel bad for the people that live in Cleveland Ohio who have no that have nothing to do with football at all yep to have these jokes made at them yeah well I feel bad for the other teams yeah that's another thing too jokes jokes about this are not it I'm sorry not fun actually I'm I'm not sorry if you are making a joke about the situation um you need to kind of rethink your stuff because it's not it's not funny and like I said last week it may be funny to you but there are people out there that you may be friends with that it's not funny too to the point where it's actually kind of triggering and brings back some really not nice not nice memories for them so just like kind of think before you do this stuff please yeah so shout out Cleveland Ohio yeah uh what a place speaking kind of on the same note but maybe not so much of the NFL's rules not making any sense how does Aaron Rodgers get away with taking uh doing psychedelics and being a drug man yeah see let's let's talk about that you're gonna flame Josh Gord and every day for smoking weed but you're gonna like boost Aaron Rodgers acid trip on ESPN every network I just what I it's it's the perfect summation of the NFL how it makes no effing sense from either way you'll look at it and I tweeted last night when shifter tweeted that report which came out at like 10 30 my time so middle of the freaking night for the east coast and I was like of course like of course the shit that he took is not on the the list of breaking the rules um and somebody replies me and this kid replies me when it comes to disciplinary shit all the time because I'm a Tom Brady fan and he tries to like make a point with that and it never worked what did he say he was like oh it's really ironic uh for the fan of a noted cheater to have a problem with this I'm okay problem I have with this is the fact that you suspend guys for a plant while saying that the thing that Aaron Rodgers took was a plant both of these things seem fine but one is worse than the other one is worth suspending people over and the other day had never even heard we're gonna hype it up doesn't even matter we're gonna hype it up on the internet and say oh wow Aaron Rodgers super cool acid trip journey to find his ancestors did you see what it said like his ancestors were touching him what the hell does that mean I didn't read the whole thing because I knew it was some really weird shit like that I didn't want to know because he creeps me out already I know everything about him I just don't like and I knew that if I read that I would like actually want to throw up so basically I'll give you a summary white man that throws a quarterback throws a football really well quarterback is in the wilderness of wherever the fuck he is taking psychedelics on an acid trip where his ancestors touch him and he finds out he's a good person again and loves his family and can be really good at sex I was just about to say that's the most family contact he's had in a really long time yeah so from the dead they were finding him because definitely not the ones alive yeah um was he with his his new his new girlfriend girlfriend the witchy lady it's giving like it's giving um I was gonna say people that don't shower mgk megan fox but they probably also don't shower it's giving their vibe just a little less um vampire-y yeah well we're just dumb as far as we know right as far as we know um if he's doing this stuff and they just started dating like what month ago I would not limit the odd the possibilities yeah the odd stuff right again no kink shame but this is Aaron roger shame oh no when it comes to when it comes to like vampire stuff I'm for sure kink shaming at that point because that's like when you start using blood and um psychedelics in the wilderness yeah you've gone too far at that point I am um I'm out I don't you know you do you that's fine but I will you think you'll be me will not be me I want to stay as far away from that as possible so you know I really hope he does well you know is this gonna give him some kind of special power um is he gonna be able to win a playoff game ever again probably not uh no probably not I just uh I don't know what this guy it's like a couple weeks ago with the con air thing I was like oh okay maybe he's turning into a normal dude and we're doing uh you know funny jokes and making fun of ourselves right back in and we're back we're back to being weird and really not likeable yeah I don't know he's he's a mess um that's fine doesn't really matter he's just never gonna change no well I don't know he's a good quarterback all that really matters so you said there's some patriots what's going on with the patriots I have so I guess the whole uh offense yesterday just looked like shit um apparently the entire offense when it's come to 11 on 11s has not looked good because they are implementing a completely new offense apparently oh that's a really great idea you know great yeah what what better way to say hey kid welcome to your second year of the NFL time to learn that's just new fucking so is this one where we pass uh apparently apparently yes but you can't pass the ball if your offensive line isn't doing anything for you and that in lies the problem it seems like the offensive line is not picking up on you know the new lingo when it comes to switches and stuff like that and um lots of sacks are getting let up uh what else there was a fight today is this the end ball of Bill Belichick oh man I don't I don't see it in some people saying that he's been yeah but people have been saying that for forever so I don't know how much stock I would put into that but I will say the Matt Patricia Joe judge thing and not actually bringing in a legit offensive mind doesn't even have to be an offensive coordinator just somebody who has coached the offense inside of the football before um and I know Joe judge has done that but he also let a QB sneak that ended up being a safety so like I I don't want any of that we'll see we'll see I'm not very optimistic after the last couple of days and learning what I have learned but again it's still the preseason and this is definitely an overreaction we'll find out during the the preseason games I mean that's what they're there for but as of right now I don't feel great I don't feel great either so um at least we're in it together hey you know what um it could be worse we could be doing this alone and right it's usually how it goes though it helps that there's uh both sides here but I just know it could be worse well yeah it could be worse um absolutely good what are your thoughts if because this has been a hot topic if you wouldn't play for a while Otto Beckham jr to the bills um that would I think finally push me over the edge now that would be the breaking point I think that would that would finally be um the thing for me that makes me go completely insane when it comes to the Buffalo Bells see I would like to see it just because I am an avid Otto Beckham jr fan it's a really close drive I would love to watch him play with Josh Allen I think it would be really cool to see him Sophan digs, Sophan Miller all of them out there I know like this is hurting you it's so bad but I think it would be so cool because all those guys are so cool I think it would be I think it would be awesome but that would finally I think as long provided that the knee is healing the way it's supposed to and he's gonna come back from it um healthy and be able to get back to his true form and all of that stuff that I think would make the bills legitimate Super Bowl favorites I know that they're Super Bowl favorites right now but I think that that's kind of wishful thinking I'm not saying that I wouldn't put them in like my top five for teams that I think could win the Super Bowl but having them at number one just like is a little too much for me and yes I am a hater so factor that into this okay well what about this one now that I'm thinking of people that could go there uh that would be a nice place to get a running back because they need one so what if Kareem Hunt somehow went to the Buffalo Bells for who though just for picks give us uh uh Mr. Davis hmm I don't know probably would not work but like I like that idea and I think he would do well in Buffalo I mean they've never had a running back so well okay trying to think Buffalo's running back situation it's single Terry still yeah yeah let me pull off this depth chart to see because I don't necessarily the depth chart isn't going to take you very far I'll tell you that I don't necessarily hate that but like if he's right like you would hate that you know I don't know Kareem Hunt Kareem Hunt doesn't really did he's good I know he's good but like he just doesn't really do it for me I mean he would I think he would be like if he if you put him on a different team he would probably be what top 10 I would say let's say Devin single Terry Zach Moss he's a better than and other than my miles that's pretty much where we are like James Cook now Taiwan Jones now yeah Kareem okay they're gonna have that guy Taiwan Jones who's 33 um yeah Kareem okay Kareem Hunt wouldn't be Duke Johnson oh former Cleveland Browns forgot about that one number one have been Baker may feel beefed on the internet um hilarious I think I've kind of lost track of with who Baker is beefed on the internet with yeah because it's a long list so yeah I kind of like the idea of Kareem and Buffalo I mean I'm sure he wouldn't want to go to Buffalo I feel like he's trying to go somewhere fun and warm which probably wouldn't be a good idea yeah yeah I don't that's not necessarily the worst place I think for him that would be like best case scenario honestly that would low key be kind of scary so I just I don't know uh yeah I hope I'm also almost that I didn't you know anything with the Buffalo bills I'm good yeah you're gonna like sell people and get them all out of there that's fine don't add anymore please anymore I'm done yeah because they are um looking pretty good besides fighting in practice but Pat's got in a fight at practice today you're you had David Andrews and Christian Barmore getting to a pretty big scuffle and the rule that Patriots practice I'm sure it's very similar throughout the league um is that if you get in a fight no matter when it happens in practice you are out of practice for the whole day so you know should be like you should not fight your teammates I get it gets a little testy but like you guys want to win together and I know they're gonna get on your nerves but let's not fight your teammates yeah well the reason part of the reason why when I saw that today I said oh shit is because yesterday after practice supposedly David Andrews had the entire offense in a huddle and he was ripping them a freaking new one so that leads me to believe today that the offense again was getting their asses kicked especially the offensive line by the defensive line Christian Barmore and it got to the point where David Andrews snapped and he just started to like fight him so I hope that's not what actually happened and it just they both tensions got high and they were just both hot and angry I hope that's what it was and not the fact that the offense was literally getting their asses kicked for the second day in a row well Jets are about to start fighting in practice because Zach Wilson got sacked four times today and Mackay Becdon is probably done for the season this poor kid yeah man it's like one thing after another after another after another I feel so bad but nice that he's aside the Jets and the whole Zach Wilson sacking thing is nice because lots of Jets fans man I see what you're talking about I see what you're talking about the other day oh my god they they won't stop they won't they won't I'm telling you they think that I'm sorry if you're a Jets fan I'm really sorry but like I don't know what you guys are watching what you guys are hearing what you guys are seeing doing that's making you think that the Jets are winning all these games yeah we said every single week we said every single week the other day you had people saying should Joe Flacco start over Zach Wilson like if this is the type of conversation we are going to have I'm not worried about the New York Jets Joe Flacco is not anything to go crazy about now maybe seven years ago six years ago now right they're talking like they're talking like the Bengals so the Bengals you know they won four games a year before and then they went to the fucking Super Bowl they're talking like that's gonna happen and that doesn't happen very often no it it's not gonna be like that for the New York Jets probably ever so yeah that's just not it's not happening doesn't happen very often oh it's so funny yeah I still um I have the notifications muted now from my Patriots prediction video because the majority of the comments on there aside from just like the nasty mean ones from mean boys were Jets fans saying that there's no way the Patriots sweep I'm sorry one was the last time the Patriots didn't sweep the Jets in a season it's it's it may things may have changed in the AFC East in terms of who's top dog but the fact that the New York Jets are still the New York Jets has not changed um I did I said something to a Jets fan I'm not proud of not really proud of but like I'll share it with the group so you know we were saying the other day how nine year olds are commenting on our stuff and saying yes shit so there was a little nine-year-old I don't know I don't know if he was not I would say like he was a middle schooler okay and he has a Jets little fan page and he makes videos of him dancing in Jets jerseys he commented something he was like yourself and he's dropping f-bombs he's like you're so fucking stupid fuck you this is the worst record prediction I've ever fucking seen like five f-bombs in the comment and I replied and I said I just told your mom that you're using your iPad instead of doing your homework and he actually blocked me he blocked me he blocked me because like I said it from like my own account yeah because it's on the other page except for my own account and the comment is gone also oh my god so um he probably was so scared he probably thought you actually didn't tell his mom so what he did think about all the allowance he would have gotten taken away that's what he did with all those f-bombs that's what that's what you get you're going to act like that on the internet you're going to learn today that I'm going to tell your mom on you that is so funny well that's like when you posted the video from last week about our conversation about uh Watson and Rothless burger you had that kid comment on it and he said he just made a mistake and I was like dude shut up I was like there's no way this person is serious I look the kid is literally like 11 years old playing Little League like we need parents parents I know that it's 2022 and times have changed but your children if they are below the age of 13 even maybe 16 no I'll say I'll say like 13 14 because that's when I started using social media not that I probably should have but you know I can't be hypocritical about this um also a 13 will be my cut off 13 and below social media does not need to be a thing for your children because they are not nice human beings they are very mean to strangers on the internet and you either need to monitor it or just keep it out of their lives until they're old enough to understand because I don't want to sit here and argue with the 11 year olds about whether Ben Rothless burger is a shitty person because of the stuff that he did not funny but like funny it's it is very funny but like yeah no it's not he's not mature enough to have that conversation I'm too mature to be arguing with an 11 year old do you see the problems here do you see what's wrong with this picture man I mean I I do love arguing but there's only so many middle school boys I can argue with like it's like when you're walking in public and you see a group of like 13 year old like they scare they're so scary I don't want to walk past them oh my god they're so scary story time ready so where I live out here I am one block away from Fairfax Avenue which is like the a really big like shopping district in Los Angeles all the really cool stores um there's a Michelin Nest store over there there's like a Tyler the creator has his store over here so like very cool very modern and hip for the youths of America nowadays these kids that are walking up and down this street are like high school age scary they they scare the living shit out of me every single one of them I'm so afraid I'm gonna walk by and they're gonna make fun of me for the sneakers I'm wearing and then I'll cry I'll ball my eyes I'll jump in the middle no I wouldn't do that but I would think about it like they are scary they are so scary especially like walking by yourself no no yeah even walking with my boyfriend we looked at each other and we're like oh my god these children are horrifying I looked like such a little nerd when I was their age like the dorkiest most awkward same tomboy I literally had no eyebrows and now these kids are imagine their makeup looks better than mine they dress better than I do they drive a nice car like I I could not imagine at that age being like that I had braces and my glasses I had the transition lenses my glasses changed colors I wasn't yeah that's scary it's scary they scare me um same anyone under like 15 probably 16 to scary babies included no I would say like even college age kids I have Bama sorority rush all over my tiktok right now I have to scroll past it's a lot of some of them are cute and I'm like oh yeah they're definitely cute others though I know it's definitely and they're in the doorway and they're like singing and clapping and stuff I was in a sorority that we definitely didn't do any of those things I forgot I forgot you but like where you were and where you hear me out if you're in a sorority and you were present of a sorority you should be entitled to free mental health as if we already should be you know we already should be you deserve free mental health I'd you know I wouldn't waste that upon anybody because that was god bless you awful that was some of the worst times of my life I'm not saying something like that was bad I thought about my freshman year of college I thought about joining a sorority for literally two days and then I watched my roommates deal with rush and everything and I was like no not for me yeah um not for me most of the people in my sorority we all like played a sport yeah we were probably like a little reckless probably did a lot of things that you shouldn't do like party it's okay like throw parties not like harmful things to people like they do yeah and some but yeah it was some of the worst times of my life no chance I would ever do that again you could not pay me to do that again you survived that's not barely it's impressive barely made it but I did oh yeah I uh my first my first school when I was at good old coastal carolina it's I didn't realize going into my freshman year how big Greek life was especially in the south and it's like I knew it existed but I especially down south I did not think it was like as cutthroat and serious as it actually is um yeah luckily like I was friends with people that did it so I wasn't like an outcast and didn't go to parties or didn't get to do anything but like I don't know if I would have survived it seemed like a lot the things that you had to do were so annoying I'm all the events you had to go to like some of the things were fun but still like yeah it's just a big cult yeah yeah I'm I don't know I don't know how you yeah you did it especially being in charge of one that's in I'm telling you I'm telling you guys the worst time of my life yeah it was so bad that's so it's so weird that college feels like forever ago it was it was actually honestly like it's funny like thinking about college because everyone's like oh college is the best time of your life I'm having more fun now than I've ever had yeah I'm getting better since leaving college I certainly had fun in college but holy shit that that was not anywhere close to being the best times of my life right like not at all I'm eating nasty food all the time black out at like one in the morning going to class hungover oh yeah I mean still there's sometimes hung over but I didn't even I wasn't even like a a big partier in college because I worked like I bartended so I was always working when everybody would go out and party and stuff but even on my nights off like I if I can't hang now I don't know I can't hang now man yeah Saturday Saturday night slash Sunday morning speaking of can't hang not my best showing I'm the harsh reality of you turn into an old decrepit human being after you turn 25 is really starting to hit me now that 26 is right around the corner yeah I feel that I'm not doing well I'm not doing well see I've been on like a shout out to this restaurant in Cleveland Ohio on East 4th Street blue agave they have turned me into a tequila shot fiend I don't know I could just take it it's nothing at this point well okay so not proud of that but I low key blame you for part of this uh the tequila espresso martinis they're so good you are not wrong but they are too good because I had three of them plus tequila shots that's enough to do you in and then you know the rest you can obviously piece together yourself mm-hmm so partially this is your fault because I did not know those things until I became your friend I'll take a blame but they are very good so good they are very good I was walking around to like all of the friends that we were with I was like oh my god have you ever tried this before take a step try try try especially if you get like cost amigos because it has like vanilla hints in it yeah yeah that's what it was and they put like the chocolate shavings on top too it was really good um so for anybody out there if you were ever find yourself on sunset boulevard in west Hollywood uh go to the one hotel oh I love the one hotel the best espresso martini I've ever had in my life um the one hotel yeah I love that place oh yeah oh yeah good time it is a good time lord I don't know see we just went on a tequila tangent guys I'm sorry but if you want to talk more about we'll get right back to um the whole purpose of this week was to do divisional picks division picks and who's going to be the worst and who's going to be the best because I have some odds for us okay let's get into it which do you want to start with uh let's do you want to do afc fc east to west yep okay so afc east first uh winner is going to be the bills yeah I mean sorry brie but it's it's the bills yeah no that that's I feel like the most obvious one I think in the entire league um yeah when are the bills loser loser I'm gonna I'm gonna say the jets yeah I'm gonna go jets I almost I almost said the dolphins I almost did it but no it's so what are the odds what are the odds on this though that's probably see I don't have those I just have odds for best and worst teams like who's going to be the best who's going to be the worst I'll get those for you real quick um then my phone decides to load which it's been shitty all day bills are probably like minus something because it's just it's the bills they're really good yeah um I want to say the last time I looked the jets were like plus 750 or something well I'm getting there if my computer decides to like me see my phone I don't know what's wrong with it the whole entire day it's been shitty nothing has been working I tried to make a tick talk about mustard uh I'm I'm convinced that it's like an apple thing it's like an apple thing because my phone's been on the fritz jets are plus 2400 on fando sportsbook shout out producer Andrew for getting that for us getting that for us okay um yeah bills are minus 220 yeah okay yep that sounds about right the bills are a lock to win like if I have to say something's gonna happen this season if I give you like a freezing like the take that's like spicy hot and this one's all the way at the bottom bills win yeah it's like there's yeah it's east like there's easy yeah I agree I have seen north now this is very good it's interesting right so I for the FC north I'm going with the baltimore ravens so you know I am every day more and more joining the baltimore bandwagon just a little bit oh my god don't just a little uh not enough to say that I don't think the Cincinnati bangles are going to lose that division though so I'm going to say the bangles when the afc north and then last place this one's tough I mean I mean the Steelers I would I think I'm just being a homer but like I hate my team I think it depends on what what happens suspension yeah so I'm going baltimore ravens at plus 160 I'm going to take the bangles and then I'm that's for right now for right now I'm going to put Pittsburgh last but that is not set in stone yeah I'm going to go Steelers last ravens first bangles browns Steelers that's what I'm going with um afc south um Colts going with the Colts yeah I feel like the Colts is the right choice I think this one's this one's very easy to I mean the I think the Titans were the biggest frauds of all time did not like anything that they were doing well Ryan Tana Hills not good I was going to say a lot of it boils down to the fact that their quarterback is um not very good not a quarterback he's uh serviceable he is not good right so he didn't even start out as a quarterback right so he's a freaking receiver in college Colts it's the Colts um yeah Colts and then last place I oh wait a second I was going to say the Jaguars however I don't like the Houston Texans I mean the Texans are joke anything anything that they have going on the fact that Brandon Cooks is still on that team is crazy to me um people are still hyping up Davis Mills you know I hope he's that guy but like I just don't see him being uh I I I don't think so so I was going to put Jacksonville last but now I think I'm going to switch that to Houston okay now here comes the division that um anything could really happen to be honest the best one AFC West oh yeah baby all right AFC West I have I have a bold take for them I have not really that bold but the Chargers the Chargers are going to not only win their division but be in the AFC Championship game there we go I said I will I will stay I'm staying with the Chiefs I have high hopes for my guy Juju um and I think that in everybody is doing a stupid let's ride uh the Broncos are going to ride into last place yeah I am not with them I'm just not I'm not about it I don't hate that at all I there's something about this Broncos team while I do think that they improved um so did the Raiders I think yeah buddy else besides the Chiefs who were I just I there's something about this Broncos team that I like I just I can't get on board with they're certainly not winning the division I can say that with a thousand percent confidence um hopefully this does not come back to bite me but I just don't I don't know especially they lost Sutton too like I or was Sutton was it Sutton or Courtney anyway regardless regardless I just don't I don't like anything about it and Russell Wilson to me if he goes into this offense which the offensive line is better than what he had in Seattle not I mean that's not really saying much I feel like any offensive line is better than the one he had in Seattle but um if he goes here and just continues to just be the whatever that he has been for the last couple years right then we might need to start to have a conversation listen I wasn't gonna pick them last until I saw him pull up in that stupid car that he had yeah wearing his own jersey that was he was compensating for something there and well so future future makes fun of him and I feel like there's a reason for it so you know AFC is super fun a lot of good teams really exciting a lot to talk about and then we move to the NFC which is pretty um it's pretty weak yeah um pretty weak I don't I don't what's the most competitive division in the NFC right now would it be the south because the west to me I think it's Panthers bad Falcons bad probably the west like last year that's right good I forgot the Falcons were like not gonna be good at all this year right that's not trying I completely forgot about that um yeah the west I just I feel like the Rams are like here and then there's a big gap and then everybody else falls under that and I would even say that there's a gap between Arizona and San Fran I don't know about this trail and staying gap but I think everybody else around is really good like yeah that's good everyone on the offense is good I mean he doesn't have to do much to compete I I guess it could I mean I'm sure it's going to be okay yeah I don't think it's going to be especially the Debo is back for real I think like Trey Lance compared to like Jimmy G Trey Lance he's going to have worse lows which is hard to come by but his high is going to be higher than Jimmy G but there's still going to be a lot of um it's going to be inconsistent I don't know I don't know I I was just having this conversation with somebody too about this and I can't remember they made us a pretty solid point and now I can't remember what it was I think it had something to do with Shanahan um to which I said oh the guy who choked his offense completely choked in a Super Bowl however many times that guy um so yeah that one you want to just start with the west yeah I'm already talking about it Ram's win yeah Ram's win Seahawks bottom of barrel yep that's it that's the easiest one pretty easy I mean the south seems pretty easy too because the Bucks are going to win that one Bucks are going to win we'll compete I mean they always play the Bucks okay so do you remember do you remember last year how we had that one sands fan comments on all of our picks videos mm-hmm I had to block him the other day oh god why what did you say I did I did the Bucks uh season prediction video naturally I did you have them beating them twice oh of course I did oh no I didn't actually no I said that they're going to lose when they go and play in New Orleans because that always that's always a crazy game they put up like 50 points and this kid comments it on it not only did he comment on this video he comments it on three of my other videos on my personal instagram plus like four photos like he was just being insane and he was like oh you must not pay attention the saints swept the Bucks last year blah blah blah blah I saw I'm like all right cool that doesn't mean it's gonna happen again this year guys saw it happen so um yeah that's like when I was saying that the Ravens are going to beat the Steelers twice everyone's like it hasn't happened since uh 2019 like guys that's not that long ago that's three years ago nor is their team very good so like let's chill but also just because it hasn't happened in whatever years like we don't know whether the things that we are predicting are going to happen or not that's the whole reason why their predictions we're just saying a what we want to happen be what we kind of think is gonna happen oh that was a stupid play sorry Cleveland Guardians stupid I hate you sometimes that was dumb um yeah but the Bucks are gonna beat the Saints at least one so like I don't get it Bucks win worst Falcons Panthers still gonna be bad don't care who your quarter mag is yeah um I think you have potential I've seen a lot of people be very high on the saints and I don't necessarily think that they're going to be bad I think that they have the their ceiling I think is being a wildcard team that's it and I've seen a lot of people say that they're going to win the division and I don't think that's I don't know I just don't think so but I also know that Tom Brady is back and I don't care about that offensive line because I have enough faith in the rest of the offense in general Brady's played with really bad offensive lines before and he's been able to do stuff with that so I'm not crazy doesn't cry like the bangles fans yeah well not sure um yeah Bucks win NFC the north I do like I do like the Vikings okay I like the Vikings but I just think that their quarterback is gonna get in the way when they need him them huh yeah yep remember when he was under the wrong guy he said I just got under the wrong guy it happens no it doesn't happen how does that happen it doesn't how long have you been playing quarterback to where you go when you line up under the wrong man it's the guy that has the ball in between his legs how do you how do you not know that doesn't happen uh but I do think the Vikings would be good yeah me too but it's going to be up to the most mediocre average quarterback of all time that somehow is making honestly whatever they're paying him is fine at this point because everybody else is making way more but yeah no but at the time at the time when that contract came out holy shit you're like ah you can't oh my god um yeah Packers win and Chicago Bears um the Bears are bad the Bears are gonna be not a good place right now man the Lions are gonna make you guys look sad that's how bad the Bears are gonna be man the Bears are the Bears Roquette Smith wants out Nikhil Harry is hurt nothing nothing about this situation is good right now Justin Fields apparently is having a pretty good camp and I don't know if that's supposed to make me feel better or worse about what's going on in Chicago I mean isn't everybody having a good camp at this point um um according to the beat writers nobody on the Patriots is so I think it just kind of depends I think it's just like situations where you're getting your news you guys are so used to like yeah you know and they don't know what to do or say so yeah and the last one that we have NFC East that's what I think it loves to roast this this you just love to roast this vision this one I think is super interesting not in the fact that I think we can all agree that commanders are going to be the worst team in the league or in their division in the way the division I'm going Giants I'm going Giants yeah I'm going with the Giants I have no hope for the Giants and I'm going to say Eagles win Eagles win their division that's what I'm going to go with this is because I don't like the Cowboys and the Eagles are nicer to me um I think that Miles Sanders will score at least one touchdown this season Jaylin Rager will catch a football Jaylin Hertz will be not terrible so I read something today again another preseason training camp report Carson Wentz is having just a hell of a freaking time out there he is not nothing is going right for this man which does not surprise me in the slightest I don't think he's good I think he was a flash in the pan and then he got hurt and then after that it was all downhill from there um I I I just don't think that they're gonna do anything they're gonna be great but I think what he has is better than the Giants I think Daniel Jones should not be playing well but I I can agree with that because Daniel Jones is um he's not great and they only have a full on squad fight with a coach not just like a fun fight that's just like your coach is out there swinging dragon punching people in the head the only reason why I'm putting the commanders at the bottom of that division is because I have watched enough of Carson Wentz to know that he may be efficient like everybody tried to tell me last year he's still not good the efficiency thing can be that's great if he wants an award for that that's fine I will make him a trophy myself he stinks I am putting the commanders very last and I am I think I'm going to stick with the Cowboys because this is in my opinion the last year of giving them the benefit of the doubt and letting them try to be the team that we all think that they should be so that's I'm just whatever I'm just gonna I'm gonna do that but I think if the Eagles won this division it would not be surprising it would not be like the craziest thing in the world because they have improved a ton I just I don't know Jerry Jerry world over there is gonna go down in flames if the Cowboys don't figure it out because next year I think they're gonna blow the whole team up well yeah they probably should at this point so I don't know predicting the Eagles to win and and give them eight wins yeah I mean like it depends on Jalen Hertz you know you guys also need to understand when it comes to these prediction videos like we also have like a bias there's a reason why I picked the Patriots to win all 11 games in the Bucks to win 14 like I am a thousand percent biased and I will admit to that wholeheartedly there's a reason I picked the Ravens to beat the bills because I have people following me from both like it's easy these are also happening they're also just like predictions when not experts when it comes to this stuff we're just doing it for fun because our bosses asked us to but I do think the Eagles will win more than eight games uh yeah I agree I think they'll win more than eight games they should I would say no that's bad I think their ceiling is 10 um I think if everything goes right for the Cowboys they should win fall anywhere between 10 and 12 wins um but I mean it's the Cowboys and they are while on paper they may be one of the more talented teams for some reason it just never ends up that way yeah it's just very just very on brand for them too it's just a tradition like no other the Dallas Cowboys um talking about Super Bowls that you can watch on VHS while failing in playoffs yep okay kind of kind of like the bills kind of like the bills except those Super Bowls that they watch on VHS oh god it's so sad um okay last thing I have now we talked about who we think is gonna win who do you think is going to end up with the best record in the NFL that's what I have the odds for best record who are you taking bucks jump you're taking the bucks bucks at plus 500 okay and I am going to go with the Buffalo Bills plus 450 they have the best chance to yeah they do both of the both of their records are very easy yeah they have the best chance now if we want to go worse team we have the Texans at plus 350 Falcons plus 400 Seahawks 750 Jets Jags Panthers 900 Bears 750 Lions 1200 Giants 2000 now who would you say we'll have the worst record I want to say Texans because it seems so easy I'm just trying to think of I wouldn't be surprised if it is Chicago I was gonna I was gonna go for the Bears too because they just nothing nothing nothing right you know I'm rooting for Justin Fields I hope he does well but it's just not looking good I you got first of all you traded for Nikhil Harry he got hurt a week and a half later the best player on your team wants out like nothing this is not the recipe for success nothing about this is good um they should swap him for cream hunt I don't think that would even help them no it wouldn't help them I don't think there's like they are many many many pieces away to competing like to even be competing like could they they might not even win a game let me pull up their schedule I'm looking at their schedule too because I want to say they're Bears or Texans I mean let's look um I mean they played the Texans so someone has to win that game and they played the Giants hmm and they play see now I don't know and they play the Jets and they play whoever made this for them their schedule actually isn't terrible no but that's because they okay maybe it's not that bad but um they're also very bad honestly I might change it to um um oh my god let's say I I'm gonna I'm looking at this right now here's my three options that I'll go with they don't get their first win they don't get their first win in my opinion till October 13th when they play Washington so interesting that's that's what week six yeah I'm going Bears I'm on Bears um or Texans or Jets that's it that's what I got yeah um yeah I am I'm in no mental state to talk about baseball today so I am totally fine if we just let this be an all football show and we um if you want to do one baseball thing that's related to football did you see the Royals who are owned by super QB Patrick Mahomes put out a sandwich that they have at their ballpark did you see it I did not it is let me read you exactly what it is let me find this thing it's a lot so they have a barbecue Reese's sandwich ew it has Reese's peanut butter cups pulled pork sweet baby raised barbecue sauce and bacon jail do you need a photo right I'm looking I it's on that's disgusting I mean now hear me out it might not be that bad but it's probably not that good but I'm sure some people will enjoy it I would you uh go like would it clog your arteries yes would you have to throw up after probably yes I want to throw up just looking at it I really don't think it would be the worst thing ever people put stuff in like barbecue all the time like pineapple chunks um people put like chocolate like syrup and different like things they make for like ribs and shit I think it's just the actual yeah I don't know it's I don't think it would be the worst thing ever but I just don't think it would be the best it would be better visually it looks horrible oh yeah the look is bad um it has to be better than that sick hot dog with the fruit loops on it it has to be better than that because that's I don't I don't know if there's anything worse than that um this is and I can like I can understand where like they're coming from with this because barbecue is not sweet and like it's got that sometimes it has like a little bit of like a chocolate flavor depending on like the type of barbecue sauce that is like I don't hate it I don't hate the idea but it just it's not it's not your first choice no I I don't think I could eat this I would try for the content um yeah like like if if if they gave it to me for free and they said hey Brianna can you like make a video about this I'd be like yeah okay I'll try I'll do it for sure um I wouldn't no I'm sorry I just I'm very especially when like textures mix like that like the sloppiness of like pulp work and then just the regular reason I don't know I don't think I don't think so but if anybody tries it and let me know I yeah just let us know um I think that's my home to do a review his park his sandwich try it he would put friggin ketchup on it and just ruin the see that's some sicko behavior ruin the whole idea yeah that's some sicko behavior right there monster yeah ketchup on mac and cheese like my friend when I was a kid used to do that and I look at her like she had ten heads so weird I'm not a big ketchup fan so I don't like only on things that it's supposed to be on burgers hot dogs yeah that's fine but I'm not even a ketchup french fry guy I'm like a aioli kind of yeah french fry yeah I don't know ketchup I'm only barbecue though no that's no not for me grow up okay well that's all I gotta think yeah that's it no baseball for me today or else I will go on a great on a tangent and it will get ugly so that's uh I'm also how we got gross gross gross gross everything happening in the baseball world but um yeah we have preseason games this week so next week should be a little bit more interesting to talk about and uh shit I would have something else to say but then I lost it so must not have been that important so on that note enjoy the preseason I hope your baseball team wins some games and um we'll see you on Tuesday bye on Tuesday