 But you can just get them burnt off your dick. So just keep an eye out and whenever one pops up. Just go straight down on the doctor Yeah Are we live man? live welcome to episode number 22 Holy fuck episode number 20 fucking two. That's a few of the fucking fully actual podcast 102 normally Yeah, and man, they're grown. They're still have you been reading? Have you been reading the comments? I had to read last night Yeah, of course you did because that's all we fucking do now. It takes three days to read the comments. We're loving it We've got like this pot this last podcast has head into a thousand comments as well We're gonna thousand comments on our podcast now What the fuck man? The podcast is like more popular or gets more engagement than our normal channel Yeah, not there's not the likes yet. We average maybe like five fifty likes So if we could get a video to a thousand likes that would be so sick That would be cool. It'd be so sick. Hey, yeah, wouldn't that be crazy Matthew? Yes Now this episode's a fucking rip or I'm fucking engaged. Can't I did it? I wanted to fill everyone in on the process Because man, it was a fuck's time. It was and it's a it's a beautiful story And it's similar to it reminds me of like a really intense version of the hunt, which I'll explain We got fucking mon my fiancee is here. She's gonna come in you guys got some questions for her And then we got the fucking questions we got prank call it's heaps is shit man We have big boxes. We've got we've literally got like 20 fucking po box boxes some of them are massive Yeah, I'm so excited. It's gonna be like the best Christmas. So yeah, we're just gonna we just got so if you've sent Some shit and where he's probably arrived is probably in this massive pile But it'll just take us a few weeks to get through to do What what imagine if there was Mary Jane? 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That's so that's out right now while you're hearing this all right So yeah, it's fucking it's what is it eight dollars us a month or something You get 21 days free if you want to see if you can see if you like this videos If you don't just leave free charge no fuss no must brother man Yeah, it helps us out because social media is not subscribed. Is he no now also an update on the only fans Now we've Matt's only just gotten it So we sort of had to fucking rip in straight away, but by the time you're listening to this Matt's only fans will be set up Should we put the link to the in the The fully actual Instagram no, I reckon we should put it there. I don't want to Matt Brown You've agreed to this people have spent time commenting about this It would be a selfish Dog act if you pull the pin now can't we never have to show nudity. Yeah, it's not gonna be nudity We're not gonna pee pressure. Oh, push the envelope a bit Michael's got something You've been it's been better lately, but yeah, it's I don't get the microphone more You can't bitch out now Matt and don't worry. We're not gonna like make you uncomfortable, but do you want to be a star? Do you want the fame and the fortune come then get your fucking clothes off and start an only fan No, we don't close off. Just sexy sexy clothes Suggestive images. I've still got that cow and like we can wear it and like on the eventually We can sell shit like the golly bottle on there. We can sell this The phone on the line on the mic. Yeah all sorts of cool shit. All right Just fucking expand your fucking only fans mine come. I've got no hair. Can I wear a perfect? Of course, you can wear wigs or slut you right up. You can be a hot librarian I'll be a slut. We think I'm the sickest person I'll have a mix of diary entries and a weird-ass only fans. No one's gonna like me Think of the cash you get though come if we can get what a hundred people on there 350 bucks Yeah, we're gonna make it $3.50. That's from your feedback. All right, um, maybe like if we could get 500 people on there, dude, you could retire You can also see this from a point of view of well, I don't want it to be shit. No, I'll do it I want some quality dude. I'm okay. Let me don't put too much time like it'll be good regardless Imagine right this fucking like pays, you know, we get 500 people to somehow sign up to this shit That's three bucks 50 months. What that that's like fucking two and a half. That's like yeah It's well, it's like it's fucking six grand one thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars Seven grand You could quit normal life and then just do that two grand That's like five hundred bucks a week just from exposing some of your milky little flesh Well, you don't have to expose flesh. I just want to get in that cow out for you. Yeah Yeah, and we'll jump in a few, you know, I'll be in every single one with you. Yeah, Michael's real keen to get this Michael's been pushing this more out of anyone to be honest. I want to get in that fucking cow out So we're gonna start it Hopefully it'll be out and the we'll put the link in the YouTube description as well All right, let's hopefully doesn't affect reach. I guess we'll find out if this next podcast does shit We'll know that you're putting an only fans link in the description Fuck you Well, I think I think putting the link for it in there does fucking and we might have to think about that All right, well, I'll just put it as a top comment I'll put us top comment in the comments of the you have a great install It'll be top comment. I'll pin it to the top man. At least we could put away to search it Yeah, the rather than the link but we'll have a and this would be a good way to get people to go to the Instagram as well Because it'll be in the fucking we'll see well I'll make a link tree for it So we hide a little bit and then we've already got a name for you guys picked a name. It's in the comments drum But Baka Maka la oh, yeah, yeah, there's a high comment one exactly mate little brown town or something Like beautiful name for your only fans. I love it. We're our only fans. It's the podcast only fans under Matt Browns facade That reminds me of that Yeah, that was the weirdest fucking react that is Dakota's best fucking friend Michael's referring to back when we used to film social experiments University. We like pranked to this this guy and Then I don't even yeah, what would you fucking and it was just a very strange reaction? He was like I'm not a man I am I am a woman under this facade under this masculine facade and then I'm also a witch and then that The same person ended up getting us kicked out. Do you remember got his band from all universities in Queensland? Of course, it's fucking Dakota's best friend Dakota and that a friend if they cut that I can't say that can I cut that yeah Dakota and They person Yeah, that person is named be maybe like um, I don't even know if they have names I reckon you say like I can't tell you that serendipity bitch bitch I went too far. That's that's much serendipity. That would that's what the that's much name would be Fuck is that you can't say that is it they they name it days name would be you're focusing on the that's nice Okay, all right. Yeah, so that's that's what that reminded me of those very funny So the last week's gone last week. Oh fuck. I'll get into the proposal story. How about we'll do diary entries you fucking Fucking hell Matt. You ball's up this diary entry. I'm I'm impressed. Let me tell you this is the first time I'm actually Genuinely impressed by you. All right, you're a fucking hero. Do you understand me Matt? Do you understand me? Let's get into it That's favorite diary entries Diary entry number 128 from Michael Corey Brookhouse today I figured out that I can use my big toenails to cut up my sausages and even open boxes Now I don't need to dirty any knives and then have to wash them tomorrow I will rip the other useless toenails off so I don't have to cut them anymore. See how much time I'm saving That's Now we see a little these little science experiments through his high school and now he's here like so, you know You may be sitting at home thinking oh, it's kind of fucks But like you know proofs in the pudding look at him in his genius form now He's a over qualified scientist to qualify for our world. Do you know what I mean? He's got a he's got a golly bottle to potentially cure cancer. Just think about that. No one's ever done it before So you don't know you don't know if it's gonna work or not. I know exactly it's and now Michael doing it Cancels that out. He's putting himself through that sickening sickening science experiment after sickening Fucking disgusting science experiment for our benefit. I'm fucking good guy. So a thank you would be nice Matt No Diary entry number 98 from Marty Today I couldn't afford to pay for a school excursion to the museum and had to sit in the detention room all day The teacher that had to look after me never remembers my name and I can tell that he hates me I heard him tell the other teacher that he could have had a day off If I would have been able to go on the excursion then I heard him making jokes about how thin I was I tried my best to stay out of everyone's way But every time the teacher looked at me. He shook his head in disgust. It hurt my feelings a lot. It was a pretty good day It was a pretty good day Diary entry number 69 from Julian James Tennyson Woods from Ash Grove or some shit 40 60 till I die And he means that Today my parents asked me to clean up my room so unfair I should be allowed to have a dirty room if I want plus I haven't bought me the newest iPhone yet And I've been asking for it for two weeks already I got back at them by dogshot and mum in the back of their head and then slashing the ties on dad's car His work car his mates cars his brother's car his other car and some random truck at Cole's Then I stole mum's wedding ring and sold it put a hit out on my dad and set fire to the house That'll teach him for asking me to clean my room stab stab. I fucked a chick stab Dude that's fucking like there is half of that shit in that is real like that's true Remember when he couldn't go to fucking like LA or some shit did you hear about his parents saying no You have the house for yourself for a month here. You'll be fine You like it better and then he threatened to fucking like I think he started pouring petrol through the house Really I think he's told us before Oh, very good very good. All right, um that brown your turn This diary he's standing He's walking to the kitchen. He's looking back over his shoulder. He's distracted. He's got his water. He's coming back And he's sitting down Now. All right, here we go diary entry number 588 from Matthew Gregory Brown. It was quite an early one Matt sniff sniff Sniff sniff I was standing outside the girls changing trying to smell which girl was menstruating when it happened One of the year 12 boys came up behind me and pushed me hard My head whiplashed back forcefully as my brown body lurched forwards I threw my arms out to try and protect myself But I slammed face first into the wall in front of me which rocked me to my core I fell to the floor and felt my nose bleed immediately I heard the culprit and his friends laughing loudly as I regained consciousness I stood and faced my attacker Quit scaring my little sister you creep. She's not any you said the year 12 boy who had pushed me I smile as I remember violently wanking into his sister's handbag recently Is something funny Matt blood was still gushing from my nose and down into my mouth making my whole mouth red Your sister and I will be together one day. I say the year 12 boy immediately bursts with rage and lunges at me I anticipate this and grab his wrists with my hands and thrust my face at his face I bite into his cheek hard and feel my teeth scrape against his skull I pull away with a chunk of cheek the size of a ping pong ball in my mouth He drops to the ground screaming my little brown springs to life as it senses fear from his friends I maintain a smile and eye contact with him while slowly and gently chewing on the chunk of cheek I just taunt from my friend from their friend Do you have any sisters? I asked them one of them threw up and then they ran away I looked down at the year 12 boy and my little brown started swirling around in my pants Trying to find a hole to crawl into I spit his own chunk of cheek at him and say tell your sister I've been watching her and I like what I see Then I leave him behind and start bounding backwards out of the school Bounding down the hallways at great speeds relying only on my instincts to avoid obstacles Ignoring the startled looks from strangers. I bound backwards all the way home Reaching top speeds of 60 kilometers per hour One time I tend to my sore nose and while mopping up my bloody face. I realized something and smile Human cheek it tastes a little like chicken my favorite Bound backwards How do you bound Is it like can you show us matt like can you fucking show us how you bound backwards? And I'll put it on my fucking instagram story right now come bound from that door to that door backwards, man What? Bound backwards from that door to that door man. I want to see it. I don't think I can do that. Yes, you can matt. It's in your diary That was very good All right, so that is now on our story you guys will probably be watching that and be like what the fuck And now when you're hearing this you'll understand Do you know what I mean? That you bound bounding backwards The brown the brown bound The backwards brown bound That's hot that's hot. Yeah, so that's the diary entries this week A bit of a different one wasn't it matt? I didn't mind that a good story from school stood up for yourself Yeah, you've been so strong stood up for yourself against the bullies who were concerned that you were stalking their sisters That was hot. Anyway All right, so um, while we get into this story and I'll do I'll give like the abbreviated way that I do I'll give like the abbreviated version just not to bore anyone and because it's just too detailed We'll be here for 20 minutes if I fucking go into the whole fucking thing count So this is basically like a hunt. So this is how I plan to propose to manik All right And planning this started like a year ago because I had a feeling it would take a while all right And her favorite musician a favorite artist is amy shark like fucking obsessed like it's fucked Like real grossly sickeningly obsessed with it. Matt is jealous Like goes to every concert like, you know, it's just a super fucking fan. Okay massive fan. Am I right? Massive the beanie girl anyway beanie girl Yeah, like where's the same beanie to each concert so that in hopes that she'll be recognized as like the person with a beanie Okay That was something that she did. So anyway, I start messaging amy shark on fucking instagram thinking. Oh, you know, it'll be easy I'll get a reply and ask her if she can give us like a private event for when I propose Impossible to get through never checked any dms and it was just like taking so long I emailed a management manager was like, oh, sorry, we don't do stuff like that And I was like, I knew the only way to do it was to get through to amy So I saw her hanging out with mick fanning one day on her instagram stories I know that mick follows us on instagram mick fanning's the guy is a famous surfer for our international fan Yeah, so this is like a hunt one who fought a shark. Yeah, he this is a fucking this is a fucking hunt Basically, this is the biggest hunt we've done you've done Yeah, this and and so I tell him hey mate and see you with amy. Can you get it to check her dms from me? He does that thank fuck and that's what fucking snowball started this shit. Okay. Whoa. She was like she was like, all right Email my manager. I tell her that I sent you blah blah blah So go through that process again and it is a fucking back and forth All right, it is like months of back and forth negotiating the price negotiating all this other shit They didn't want me to film it to begin with they said you can do it But there's no footage allowed to to be made there of the whole event So I was like, you know, I'm paying all this money All this organizing and I just want it for personal use. I don't want to fucking I don't want to necessarily post it to the world. I just want to have the memories. Yeah for mems So she said, all right. Well, you can film it and you can take photos But you're not allowed to post any of the footage. So that's why you guys haven't seen any of the actual footage But photos we got fucked by us, right? So anyway I tell him on that Where there's a facebook event in sydney and I say, oh, do you want to come? It's all facebook event There's no facebook event. I'd hide a hotel in sydney I was going to get amy to come let the get the concierge to let her up into the room and then me and mon come in And then amy sharks just playing on the fucking balcony a favorite artist and then you know, I propose Anyway, so that's the plan. Everything's locked in then like three or four months ago And then sure enough as we get closer to the date fucking corona virus Locked down in sydney Again for the 100th time fucking fucked me up hard, right? Like and and then I call the manager. I'm like fuck, you know, what are we gonna do? Luckily amy was touring in queensland So she was stuck here now in queensland. So I was like, all right. Well, let's just quickly Mon had seen the show in queensland a week earlier exactly and was just going on about it And so I book it in so I was like, she's like, all right. She's free thursday So go for thursday and then I was like, all right, fuck I've got four days to organize an entire new proposal. We do I do it and then two days later Fucking lockdown kicks in in brisman three-day lockdown So the three-day lockdown ended after thursday So friday was meant to be everything opens up again call amy's sharks manager again What are we gonna do? She's like, oh, let's try for the next day So then I have to cancel everything and then reorganize everything for the next day again And then when you fucking know it the thursday the day before I was meant to do it They extend the lockdown by a day So now call amy sharks manager again. I'm like, what the fuck man? What are we gonna fucking do? And she's like, well, you're lucky she's free again tomorrow night, right This is the last chance I have So it gets this midday reschedule everything for saturday gets to midday on saturday And I'm fucking pacing around the lounge room We find out with the lockdowns lifted or whether they're extending it again And she opens with her there's been five new community whatever cases blah blah blah So I was like, fuck I'm fucked But then Thank fuck lockdown was lifted and then boom. It was just all systems go. We fucking I teed it up I got my friends james and christina to make the room look real pretty I went there with mine. She thought we were going there to celebrate a friend's birthday We go up to the room. We open the fucking door I take her out to the balcony and there is amy shark playing a fucking song And then I say, oh, hey, what are you reckon, bro? Want to get married and then bang You said you fully forgot what you were gonna say. Yeah, I've had this whole speech and shit prepared But I fucking have a bit of paper because it's like it's shit if you pull a bit of paper out. Is it? Yeah I prepared a speech and then and then fucking here we are so fucking good on me. Can't I that is a hunt in the half can't I She said, yeah Well, and we'll get her on All right, well, let's do because we're doing questions soon. So we'll get we'll get her on right now. So Well, everyone fuck it. She's nervous as fuck right now Get her on my fucking fiance, amy shark All right, now I put a post in the website group And told you guys that amon's coming on. So these are some of the questions that you guys wanted to ask Amon by the way, mon. What did you think when Tell everyone what went through your head when we opened the door because you she's a hey expecting our friends to be in there and then the end of the hay is when she saw amy, she said hey Oh, shit. Did that hey sound cool enough? And then she said then all the fucking yeah, she went all fucking shy and fucking confused and shit. Hey Ha ha ha what went through your head babe when when you fucking came in I thought my friend sin to you was playing the guitar on the balcony Cynthia doesn't play guitar and then when you realized what did you think that did you know? Yeah, straight away, but you had no idea for all these months I've been planning There was even once we were fucking watching something on my laptop and like I minimized something and there's like a fucking I forget it was like an email from amy sharks manager or a receipt for the ring or something was up and I was like No idea. I have really bad eyes Yeah, he's watching porn so gullible too. Like I could just fucking it's so good I can just do whatever I can say whatever I want and she'll believe it Yeah, so um, yes, you had no idea Leading up to it. No, not even an inkling Even that day as soon as you saw and walked in obviously like And here we fucking are all right, let's get into some questions from on my fiance, isn't that fun to say? Yeah, sometimes I say it when it's not even like in a sentence so it makes no sense How are you mate fiance? Anyway first question is from julian woods I'm in a bit of debt to some weird sorts Could I have your ring to definitely not hawk at cash converters for various banned substances under these strain governments drugs and misuse acts? No 2006 No, no, julian. You can't have that. Okay All right, these questions from andrew kemoliri does michael have a completely different side to what he's like on social media Pretty much the same really Yeah, see everyone always like surely, you know, like this fucked at home. I am fucked at home Tyson turnbull has arnold fine ever paid a visit in the bedroom Would you like that? Jordan catten at what point did you realize you were marrying a zoo filiac? What's that? I think when you want to fuck animals. Yeah, I think they're more referring to the the cow Yeah, yeah, all right. Yeah, that's a good point. When did you realize I had a um huge lust for cows You didn't know at all. Did you? I sort of snuck that one in Brandon plows, how do you still find this guy attractive after all the sick things he has been involved with? Yeah, that's a fair question That must be sickening some of the things you see he see me do and him do you must be just Fucking disgusted No, I'm also michael I do more of the grace of things Yeah, yeah, but like the the fighting and they're like the squirties And the characters some of the characters like must be just so sickening. What's your most sickened character? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was pretty tough Doesn't he bring him out at the shops when you're shopping? Yeah, Darren's always around count He's a good dad, but he's a fucking good dad though. No, no serious Imagine being like that around No, no, yeah, Darren's a fucking great dad. I can't he's always fucking looking after account brings her in when he's at the pokey I've got some engagement related questions from comments. Yeah, okay, uh, sarah s asked Um, have you guys started planning your wedding yet and is michael invited? Imagine if michael wasn't in Or might he's left that up to me now, so yes I had to plan that proposal took me like a year of it's like a second job for a couple of months Yeah, that's that's isn't isn't that my wedding plan is to get the wedding. Yeah. Yeah, so Is she wedding plan? Well, sort of. Yeah, she's very organized Jack more do you ever find marty overwhelming or is he normal outside of the videos? Hmm. I'm pretty annoying at home. Yeah, the add. There's a bit rough, but it's the most annoying thing I do at home Wasn't he like the other day coming down? It's in a different position Every time I walk down the lounge room. He's just staring at a wall I've started this thing when when I can hear mon coming downstairs And I'm in the lounge room I'll quickly stand up and just stand in a really strange position and just be like Like 10 centimeters away from a wall and pretend I've just been standing there staring out at the whole time and then just Yeah, that's the thing I feel like you rather than get annoyed you just become immune to them because even ester like I'll do some of the best Most fucking disgusting sounding loudest farts and neither of them will even turn around to acknowledge me anymore It's fucked up. It's like I'm sometimes I'm standing there with my like in fucking shock that they that they're just still talking normally like Nothing's fucking happens Yeah, exactly you guys have spoiled me with attention And now when I go home, it's like oh, yeah, it's just that's that's what every half an hour that sound happens It's pretty far Um, I did have another question was I can't remember sorry I can't remember who said it, but I remember the question. Um, they're asking Would any of our your fans or or members of the website be invited to the wedding What do you reckon babe? Should we run a competition and maybe a member can come to the wedding? And they can be the mc That was peter hunt. Sorry who asked that Fucking peter hunt, brother um James dorrington, do you kiss him when he comes home from work? Are you aware of what he does for a living? Yes Yes, yeah, you're pretty good with it and even after I show the videos You like it. Yeah, I'm a bit of a sick fuck. Yeah Exactly Sarah caitland is marty more tamed at home. Yes, definitely a little bit I can't I can't keep this energy up to me. I'd be fucking dead come Do you ever think that marty has gone a bit too far? I Have felt grandfather was pushing it maybe But I was proud of you. Yeah, you were pretty happy your whole family was super happy. It's just s is a bit risky Yeah, yeah, she didn't even understand your dad made me a shirt Jono jaws wallace, will we see you join the boys in one scientific or prank video? And congratulations ring queen Well, thank you. You're the ring queen ring queen No Is marty a sexually aggressive lover do do people recognize you in public often? Not me, but you guys, yeah I'm sorry What's your what's your favorite thing about marty that made you say yes, Amy shark Yeah, I knew she there's no way she's saying that if I can organize that And she was real nice to about it. She stayed back and had a coming to the wedding. Yeah, that's what she said That'd be cool. Yeah She was really chilled Really chilled out. Yeah, she was super lovely super lovely person But um, yeah, so that's the proposal story and now um, we're fucking engaged. So fucking out There it is. She called the ringer and we're getting married now. This is a shotgun wedding. Bring in the priest Would you do it? Oh All right, thank you for coming on mine seaman Um question for the podcast from vittoria bolzani who also invited us to italy when the um lockdown Disappears all right. She's for the invite. Um What do you legends think australia is producing most of the best pranksters in the world? are we um There's some good. There's some very good ones in america ross creations It's fucking unbelievable the shit. He does lorff. He's the og lorff is he doesn't really do that many pranks anymore He did one the other day. Sorry. Yeah, but yeah, it'd be nice to see him go back to his pranking roots Yeah, he sort of vlogs it now milk obviously massive fucking. Um, yeah But um, yeah, I guess I guess just the Aussie culture where just a bunch of fucking loose larrikins Can't who love a fucking beer right and then things get a bit loosey goosey and fucking can't Can't start fucking getting fucked up can't can't all the fucking larrikins come out come mate ship man Yeah, mate ship and honor pride for our country sins southern fucking cross next question Please next question from jc pablo. Um What do we have to do to convince you boys to consume mushrooms on the podcast dude Would you do it? We've got I've yeah like well, look, maybe we should look I'm I'm on the fence makes me feel sick like I need to vomit. I get all nauseous. Yeah We get like I can't talk cause it's because we've done mushrooms a few times and the times we've done them We don't turn into we don't we're not like whoa Yeah, we it's very like solitude drug for us like we just fucking you just go on your own fucking journey You know, it's not like a social drug It's a medicine not like a party drug. Yeah, you just trapped in your own head, but like, you know, you'd be better off doing acid Yeah, or something else. Yeah acid would be the same thing mushroom same thing But like what could we do what what maybe like um DMT because it's over in 15 minutes ketamine ketamine We're gonna do ketamine on the port dude for the season finale. We'll do we'll get some fucking ket No, you can't do that the season finale. Why? We'll talk about that Not on camera. We'll do it off camera and then Yeah, because ketamine only lasts about 40 minutes Which is perfect and We can just do a little bit more if we need it and you can judge it and we won't be drinking so it's like Imagine if we went into a k-hole man, dude, we're probably come up with some wax shit. Oh on ketamine. Yeah Remember last time. Yeah. Yeah, we're playing cricket or something. Yeah, it was very fun. It's gonna be a tough night for me Yeah, yeah, fucking honest man. Um next question is from Aaron Gonzalez Who do you boys reckon will win between a fight to the death between a silverback gorilla and a grizzly bear? Fucking great question. I've often wondered. I think it would be a case by case. I reckon the the bear claws Yeah, but the gorilla, fuck Yeah, I'll probably go claws would start digging in because they'd probably be just as strong as each other Maybe the gorilla a bit stronger. Silverback's a bit strong. Yeah. Yeah, but Think about you throw a swing at me and then you grab me and then I just got clawing at you with my bear claws You'd start bleeding out. I get the right artery. You're dead. Yeah, I feel the bear's got it. Just all right Yeah, big it's a big fucking bear big fuck off bear. Just Great question. Sorry. Yeah, I did enjoy that Um next question is from james star. What forms of bacteria grows in michael's crevices in his body? E coli salmonella and there's a few other that have never been identified yet We've sent them off to some of the labs that we have And they're still like it broke some one of them broke the machines And um, like the computer just literally spits out the report and it's just a page of question marks Decoded with like so it's like it's fucking there's some there are some unknown entities onium cunt Do you know what I mean? And that's like there's a lot that's like that's boring to you guys But like that's our life like we when the podcast done day today We're in the lab analyzing bacteria and doing all that shit behind the scenes And then we come up with these groundbreaking experiments like the corn Shit corn experiment and all that there is so fucking boring, but it needs to be done though We don't talk about it much, but our labs are huge. Yeah, like and they've all got michael's Bacteria in them and there's some yeah some shit. No one knows what it is. No, it's never been seen on earth before It's new That's what the computer said the computer said that to me. W knew yeah Next question is from matthew cook. Uh, what happened to ending with videos with see you guys next week Apparently used to do that. Maybe we didn't do that in the last he's talking about our website videos Or maybe he's talking about our fucking normal videos guys next week. Yeah, we normally say that And you'd attack you'd look like you're about to attack michael I think it's it's probably just happened a few times at the end and well on the website We pretty much say it religiously every at the end of every video on social media I don't think we do now, but like every video is different if it's a science experiment. We normally do anyway, who the fuck cares Sorry, you've heard he's feeling so yeah, it's everything all right home. You're very angry today All right next question is from Sabrina don't get angry Um Can I please have the flies from the golly bottle for my dead fly? What a fucking way to die. I can't imagine Swimming around in that imagine we're human in the mucus. I'm not getting any like people are getting all upset Bringing it back though. I I the other day mon. I I yeah, that's I sort of want to see mon's like face to face You sit here quickly and we'll show you something from a distance We try not to show the normal viewers and we just want to record your reaction. Is that okay? Oh, man I don't know if I want to show it. Don't show it yet. It has to be first view when she sees it Is this possible to happen mon? Oh, man. I love seeing new people's reactions on monday I came in and michael had there's a glass like a glass half full of golly on the table And I was like like what are you starting another one? He's like no, no He just has like a little portable glass that he's golly's into and then he fills it and tops the other bottle up It's Fucking undo the golly bottle too often. You're right because the smell is that smell It's too bad. Like I can't handle that shit anymore. It's gotten real bad How much money would it cost for you to smell it mon? Don't do it mon. It's fucked. It's the worst thing I feel bad. Have you ever smell? She'll end the engagement Do you want to have a smell? Yeah, I think you would gag. It's so different. It's it's not what you'd expect. It's like Yeah, I sort of like talking about it makes me want it. Yeah, I can see the audience gets mad. I can see he's getting excited talking about it I haven't smelled it for a while and like I want to see it. I wanted to share it. Oh, man. It hasn't been open for a few days So the smell would be very now. Let's just move on. Okay. We'll fucking the golly bottle We'll save it for next week when it's filled to the brim. Now the view is like fuck. I wanted to see mon's reaction to it Okay, quickly come sit here. Matt you go get it We'll just get it so you can see and we won't show the golly bottle on camera sort of oh my god Swirl it around a bit Oh, there's flies in the top. Okay That's enough. Okay. That's enough. Holy fuck I'm nearly fucking gagged man. Holy fuck. I'm nearly gagged. I'm looking at it I'm so upset at you. Oh my god You never get away it fucking moves. I know it's so thick. It's like It's like a So wavy oh and there's a head Yeah, that's the weekend. Okay. Okay It's fermenting. Oh, yeah, and that's the cure for cancer. Don't get mad. Maybe it might be the cure for cancer. All right, so we can't Gag because I might be administering that to skin cancers all over the world one day Fair enough. We've got to boil it down into a thick paste I've got a headache All right, actually is there any more questions? I've got a question here that someone wanted that didn't get through to people um What was the most fucked up each of you have been on a podcast? Also, which video Won the website where you most drunk or high four the season one will pretty much fucked every episode season one was definitely We would we'd be sinking, you know, what I'd have a fucking two balls or two balls or wine ready go If you remember there was the most fucked and I haven't watched back on this episode Yeah, I get scared watching him There was one where we did a bit of charlie before And I looked so agitated You know when you're fucking on uppers like cocaine you can't stop moving and I'm like picking at my teeth I'm like like he's on ice or something like I'm on ice There's been that's probably the most because I couldn't really like concentrate Yeah, so I don't know what number which one or yeah, just I've been just over for all of them And you can tell which ones are the ones that are gonna be iffy because It would get to the point where it just very loud very out of control banging loud like screaming and everything like and It is pretty funny. I have to admit they're pretty good But yeah, we were quite fucked up most podcast in season one and season two season two we started we started and We're getting high though for a while season two. So we weren't getting this I think you leaned off in season two and then you laid off towards the end of season two Yeah, well when we came back after our break, that's pretty much when we've been sober doing the podcast since and let me tell you Never been fucking happy on Marijuanaing and yeah, yeah, you know, that's nothing. That's like fucking waking up in the morning cunt All right, let's keep it going. Um, yannick. I can't say the last name. Maybe we'll have a go Uh, walstin. Perfect. Yeah, that's um When are you guys going to invest in some better podcast chairs? Yeah, that's so true. It's like It's like we we I know that I know no because we always whinge about them Oh, yeah, I know that we should buy these some of these sometimes you just Like we have the means to go out and buy new chairs, but we just couldn't be fucked sometimes It's like the dishes Like I cook pasta the other day the dishes and I didn't realize I had to take out the plastic underlining in the new pot So I've cooked the pasta in the pot And I had the lights off because my lights don't work because I can't be fuck changing the lights So i'm eating the pasta in the lounge room in the dark watching tv Oh my god, and then halfway through and I was like this fucking pasta tastes like it just tastes shit plastic Yeah, and yeah, it tastes real artificial and then halfway through I was like, okay. I'm done with that in the morning. I go to the kitchen when the lights are on again because it's daytime And the fucking I look in and the pasta was cooked all through and there's this plastic lining burnt all around the edges Oh my god You burned the packet. No, no there was in the pot in the pot when you buy it new Oh, you didn't take the plastic out. No, because I was high as ball Michael lights and plastic but Then like I was you know I don't understand this how people clean up after they cook Because now that pot's still there with all the pasta in it. It's starting to generate mold But it's too much effort. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's it's look it's michael's all about saving time And um, so michael just throws his dirty dishes in the bin and then just Goes my new ones. No, I just let them sit there for a long time. Little experiment. Little experiments and then you can go get it It's got mold all through it Yeah, this this house is what happened at michael's last place was the light bulbs just eventually Blow as they do in houses and michael just never gets them changed So michael's house last house was only like one or two working lights in that house So come night time it was so dark and it slowly started happening to this place now. All right. That's holding the pot Let's have a look inside So that's the model generating the bottle. Oh my god. You would have eaten so much of that dude And this is the plastic. There's not much plastic left. You must eat a lot Yeah, you melted it through like a creamy sauce added to the pasta. I'm amazed you didn't get sick You still might it still might be still in your stomach because your bile can't Fucking wear it down now. I'll put the pot here. You forget about it Yeah, no I'll get it man. It's fucking hard being clean kill them. Um quick fire question Lake mcbogen asked would uh anyone take a sip of that golly bottle for the final episode I think we all know the answer to that. I don't oh That's if it lasts that long. I feel like I feel like it's destined for something great that bottle Yeah, I know maybe we should something. I'm glad you're getting into it. Shoot it into space or something You gotta get it, but you still love it. Someone also also uh dylan just so just so offered a thousand dollars if michael takes a sip Oh, really? So we could hold him to that. It's from his mouth. It's just going back to its home Yeah, I think that the yeah, it's generating shit though. Oh, yeah, it's getting it's building a phone Yeah, it's yeah evolving rick standoff asked marty. Do you ever catch bozzly flicking around in the backyard? No, he's very bozzly prides himself on holding very still mostly And usually I catch him I look at him and his head will remain completely still and only his eyes will dart across the room And that's how he is mostly Next question is from taylor dow. He asked when you used to fuck with michael when he falls asleep from being drunk a lot Um used to stick cigarettes in his mouth and all kinds of stuff. Oh, man Um How does he not wake up from someone like that? Yeah, I get I get while that's confusing to be a lot of people Michael would go on fucking four-day benders and literally not sleep And then he would come home. I'd be there and then he would fucking pass out and yeah It seems ridiculous, but he would literally be that fuck. He's sometimes to be a four-day bender Like if I have a big enough night on alcohol I am out that's it and sometimes like anything you want like I'd be like slapping him and shit And he would be unresponsive and I'd watch him piss himself. I'd be just watching him. He actually saw it in real time So look look just remember he's saying that one time back Yeah, and there's so many times when I didn't even film it though. Just it was my favorite. Fuck. I loved doing that It was like I get so excited because it's just I can do whatever I want and it's funny And you won't wake up. I still remember the fucking thong yeah slamming him with fucking thongs and and that Christmas that one time when me and James I pretty much just Michael passed out like 4 a.m. on Christmas day And he's just fucking lying there. I colored his face in with a permanent marker And got a salt bottle and poured the entire salt his mouth was cracked slightly open and just poured salt into his mouth Fucking hilarious And he just wakes up in the morning Cackling and fucking opens cracks not a beer can't And he completely colored my face in it was all permanent marker no Baskin Next question from jasmine ralph. Um, she asked me, uh, what does my girlfriend think of my diary entries? Um I don't think she's listened to a lot of them, but I did show her the animated version of one and she said that's sickening Oh When you go to milk yourself, that's a good scene for my flesh Oh, that's good. I like that question um Uh hilly kush asks is Michael going to be the best man at the wedding Uh, we'll have to wait and see everything's undecided at the moment. Yeah, fuck. Isn't that hard like the whole Imagine if you have a wedding. It's like there's this whole best man mentality That's so difficult like oh, yes. Okay. Um This question was from turkey monkey and it gave me an interesting idea as well Um, can you guys do a wim Hof challenge? Anyway, big not a big deal He goes proper breathing techniques, but in the bar in a bath full of piss and ice So then I was like, oh, well, that's interesting Uh, and he goes maybe even frozen piss too. So I said, oh my god ice piss ice piss baths Who can last the longest see that's great But like it's not that bad and it's not visually but imagine taking the time to piss into a bath Letting that smell and shit build up Who's gonna last the longest in that frozen piss? We could buy it Marty. We'll buy those. What do they call it? It'll take weeks the barrels. Yeah Did you see stevo? I saw in his instagram. He's he's got um, he's got like like 50 huge Gallon bottles full of piss and what's that? What's he gonna do? He's gonna swim in his own piss or something. No, he's going to Like jump into it or not piss. This is pubes. He's got no. No. He's also got piss. He's also got piss I saw on steve will do its story. He's saving his piss. I fucking forgotten the reason But he's got like I reckon 50 huge bottles full of his own piss And he's been saving it for ages. I think you I don't know. I haven't seen anyone else It's not so weird Yeah, I know. Yeah, I haven't seen anyone come over that idea. I'd an ice everyone's doing ice baths Why don't instead of water fill it with piss? I would be able to do that. He's harder It's a smell though. Yeah, I would suck it. See I'd suck at the cold, but I'd be fine with the wheat Yeah, so see Marty's good with the cold. It could be a Marty vs. Michael comp. Yeah probably Uh, and that's it I also as before we move on from the questions I saw this question on the last podcast and it also Reminded because some people just dm and ask us about it They want to know if we have any like hints for if we have if we're having poor mental health And I saw this question to and I was had like a fair few likes So, um, you know when when we have our fucking, you know, we don't really talk about mental health because everyone's fucking What are we gonna say that's not already been said, you know, everyone has it. It's it's fucking hard But I guess for me personally when we're going through a fucking tricky time to just cut out all Pearson drugs and to Find Fun shit to do Yeah, find activities to do and it's always a bit. Oh, Marty. You've told me healthy eating as well Yeah, of course. Yeah, try to be as good to yourself as you can and just sport is fun Yeah, just do fucking distract yourself with as much fun shit as you can Like exercise helps, but like you can make everyone's like, oh, I don't want to go to gym You can make exercise fun. Yeah, invent a sport. Yeah God, I love toca toca. We fucking play tennis two three times a week now We're fucking like there's just games galore come it's like replacing bad habits with good habits It's common sense and it's like mom says when you're a little boy Yeah, and and you know a lot of people it's like and you know when we cut right back on drinking It was like, uh, what are we gonna do now? What are we gonna fucking do and then for a little while it's it's it is a bit shit But you fucking get used to it and then the shit gets fun and Yeah, good old trusty fucking Mary Jane like And weed to you like you don't have a fucking hangover You feel like it makes like life 10% funner. You can still fucking operate. So you're not hammered drunk It's fun. Anyway, if you yeah got bad mental health, maybe start smoking weed and push Yeah, we'll just see because people react differently might make you feel better and just you know Take taking fucking babies and natural weed not synthetic shit. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. It's sustainably sourced All right. Well next time we're we're gonna Everyone with me Great energy everyone This is a segment where we read out really common german phrases when Michael reads them out I'm gonna attempt to understand what he's saying And then we tell you what they mean and this is just how Germans talk. It's very normal over there Yeah, it might sound a little funny to you guys, but just remember that this is someone else's culture. Okay Millions of people talk like this behave like this and no one laughs over there It's just how some people are like my extended family's over there So just bear that in mind and try not to be too offensive even when it does sound a bit funny. All right Yeah, yeah, I'll try my best man. All right Here we go Something about no one can Something about water No one can something water. Oh my god. I did it for the first time read it again Read it again Niemand kann der das wasser richer Richer richer richer That's the word that stumped me not bad german though and your intensity was quite spot on Yeah, the intensity is definitely really peaceful and loving if you go into a pub and hear strangers talking That's the volume they'd be talking at may I have the sheet? Yeah Which means nobody can reach you the water See you say that is so true. He said something about nobody and then water. Yeah, nobody is which which means nobody is as Good as you nobody is as successful as you. All right. So when someone says They're saying it's a compliment. They're saying oh, you're doing really well in life. So if you hear that Say thank you You fucking germs Here we go Fuck they're hard to like I can't understand it, but you just got to relax that tongue and go for it, baby Gloob ich spine Yeah, you know what it means. I think so. Yeah, say it. Um, I think um I should go up a spin it which means like, um, I think I think I'm going crazy something along those lines Spine spin. Ah, yeah, but it literally means Oh, yeah, yeah, but yeah, but but it literally translates to I think I spider. So this is how I um, this is how you would say it And um That's what you would say if you're like, yeah confused about something It's globbish spinner, which yeah, that's it's a weird one. You know what I mean Look, I'll agree with you that that is a strange one to say But that's what it means. All right, I don't normally say this strange. So like that but that one's pretty weird Yeah, look, maybe let's not talk about that one again Matt Sorry Thank you Fucking it just I get like angry looking at it when I have to Okay, yeah, I just remember trying not to be too offensive. He's the first language And I don't know I used to speak Yeah, no, it's because I don't know what age did you learn English got to get angry to say it when we move to Australia I was thrown into quite straight into the deep end, right and I still remember the day Mum dropped me off at the kindergarten And I didn't speak a word of fucking English You're gonna fucking leave me here with all these fucking monsters and I don't understand a word that they're fucking saying Bullshit, really? But did you just walk in and I was like couldn't I and then you just learned Why are you with that school? I still remember the first word I learned was frog Oh my god, she had a book had a book in front of me and was pointing at the frog frog And I look over frog When marty gets like when marty's like gained weight like in the past and stuff He gets like a neck and shit And you always call him frog And he always looks at me with just like utter hatred Like it's like a dare you call me the frog frog come But that's so funny the first word and then we'd have Rob and I would have to go home and relay what we the words that we had learned to our parents You'd have to teach your fucking mum and dad. Yeah, that's right It's not our fucking normal households and it would have been harder for Rob though. He's older. Yeah Fuck man. All right. Well last German here we go Oh The guest mere arg den keks All right, that's um You're getting on my nerves is what that literally that what that means But it looks god. I'm german now. No, you're uh, you've got the intensity, right? Which is important translate And you how the Germans say it is you go Me go me on the cookie you go me on the cookie, bitch Did we say that one last week? Yeah, I feel like we have said this one before we might be back to the start Wait, what's that one? Yeah, yeah, we're back to the fucking start. Are you sure because remember I handed that something got fun fiddled up in ring one You guessed me often kicks. Do you guessed me often kicks? We've done that something's happened Maybe we'll just split it and go I don't know anyway good times Fuckin german man who now it's christmas time Now we're fucking teaching everyone how to speak german on this podcast teaching you all about science It's unbelievable. You guys are so lucky Huh Um, yeah, let's go one of the big ones. Oh one thing I forgot to say when me and mon were fucking When mon was on here. We're thinking about um When we get married not taking my last name because my last name's like It's pretty out there a like I don't want people to know that I'm not from here And I don't want to pass that disease on to mon So we're considering thinking of um a brand new name just making one up So if you like Comment what you think our brand new last name should be I'd love to see it Because I'm stumped. I don't know what to call it. I'll just keep making noises Are you really gonna like have your own new name thinking about it? Yeah, why not go with mon's last name? I don't know Is it it would work Because it's disrespect that's too disrespectful to my German You know what I mean has to be something new With a bit of german in there. Maybe No, yeah, probably not All right, anyway, it brings us to the second last segment with a PR unboxing You guys have sent us a fucking but fuck load of shit We got so many gifts we might need some scissors. So yep got them see the bubble wrap one dude That's a must. So we're gonna try and get through like what let's do three There's because there's one massive one in here. Okay Well, yeah, let's get rid of one because this is going to take ages like No, because look look at this this will take like fucking two hours to open on its own All right, if you want to send us share remember we open everything live on the podcast Send us to this address two six five from michael Tagan or some shit. Anyway, it's all yeah All right, what do we got here michael's opening one? Yeah, po box two six uh po box two five six taken four zero one eight now. This is from Someone said on instagram they sent us this so thank you legend But he hasn't he hasn't said his name yet What is it michael explain it? I think I think it's a a new sign For the po box because it looks like shit. Oh wait, there's a letter in here Okay Marty michael I hate mondays, but love finishing work coming home and chucking on a new episode of your podcast Couldn't help myself when I heard another What what alt was going to make you a sign? Thanks, dude Do you say his name? No, just cheers boys. Yeah, he has he did he did send me a message and he did um, this looks sick He's from the u.s. Mm, dude try this gum. It's fucking delicious smell it Electrocuted him someone says this looks like gum and then you pull the end of it and you get a fucking shock That's so cool. No, I don't like those things I remember I got done with a pen snotty nose. Look at this. Finally. Look at that. Whoa Well, we got a fucking sign We got a fucking sign. We can fucking throw that shit out. We fucking love this. Thank you, dude Anyway, thank you for the fake snot. Uh, Cindy. I believe sent us this is something else The sin, uh, this what do we have here? Disappearing ink. Oh, this is cool Ready watch boop And then think oh no you fucking idiot. You got ink on my new sweater Do this would be perfect on Julian. He would rage so hard Fuck we should probably cut it. So yeah, he doesn't watch the podcast. Yeah, that's true. All right. It's not really disappearing though It's disappearing ink also from simmy. Thank you. Cindy. These are some fucking cool shit. What's this? Yeah, exactly. It's a golf ball that blows up. I'm pretty sure when you hit it Oh, that's good. We should get james with that as a prank and then look they look another little prank present It looks white, but washes dirty. It's a bar of soap That makes you dirty when you use it, but it looks like real soap. Isn't that clever We'll give that to Julian. I reckon put that in your sink in the kitchen, right? And we will trick this shit out of someone like that No, it's great and that ink is disappearing. So that works great great gifts. Thank you. Thank you for sending those in Yeah, excellent. All right, let's move on to this big fuck off fucking present here Nothing to read nothing there All right, Michael Here we go. Michael's opening it now. What do you think's in there? This is from one of our um This is from Nicole a fan. She's been around for ages one of our dearest fucking ledger friends too now She's also german. So there you go. Does this go hand in hand with a present that Sabrina sent as well? Possibly. I think there might be another half to it Possibly I don't know how to open boxes Oh fake spider on top very well played. All right. What do we have here? Cool sign. Oh my god, dude This is like a fucking german gift box She reminds me of what my grandmother used to send me when I was a small little german girl only seven years of age Dude, dude, dude. These are so fucking good. These milka crunchy breaks. Look at that Yeah, they do look good. They these are fucking milka is like the cad the german Cadbury You have to try one. Okay. What a bit of yours. Holy fuck Sabrina you fucking legend. This is niki on this one niki you fucking legend wigs for the podcasts or videos There's wigs in there matt He's gonna take fucking ages to open there's wrapping that says cunt on it Holy shit, man. Is that good? Oh man That is good straight out of germany A little dicks on the wrapping What else we got we got food There's gummy bears haribo mak enough for on the fuck's name and so we got a Fuck ton of wigs and shit to wear for videos Man, there's gonna be a new wig every podcast now. Oh, there's lollies. There's so many gifts. Oh my god niki Well, this is literally like a fucking box just of awesome shit What's that? There's a letter from you as well. I might be getting married too, mon matt letter for you Ha ha ha ha look letter for julian will read that A letter for me a letter for michael It scares me as she says. Sorry. I couldn't resist a rock Is that a piece of um concrete cocaine? No, it's not don't say that Don't say that around me. Hey, we got some winnie the poo bubbles. There's like some wrapped gifts in here as well Original german cement Number one stop open when you two arrives. What do we open this now and all the packaging as like dicks all over it Which is what we fucking love german cement German from the wall Oh, it's from the wall. You know they sell, you know the fucking the wall that that divided germany They they literally just take little chunks and sell it like that's that's that was on the fucking wall That's smart. There's a piece of fucking history right there. Yeah Yeah, that's what it looks like from the wall because that's just what it looks like Dude, I think i've seen it before I think you know we're talking about the german updated german phrases niki is the one who sent in all those german phrases. She's the reason that segment even exists We've got a ufo cow abduction with light and sound Holy shit man, man. What the fuck? This is so cool. No, I can't believe people do this It's not from the german wall. She she explains Shall I read my letter? Yeah, go on Dear matt, I hope you hold the german concrete in honor It's from my backyard when I failed cementing A steak. I think she says Matty, thank you for the weekly podcast. I enjoy it so much. Also, you always reply on instagram and you're always so patient and kind You are the good soul of the podcast Besides the two crack whores In bogey and look at that. Yeah, okay. You're a that's for julian You're a sick man due to your diary entries, but that's okay. It evens you out Your laughter is the extra salt in every podcast. Please just keep Look, I think we should maybe open all of this after because it's like yeah, nicky Your fucking this is so much nicky fucking hell. Thank you so much. Can you please start doing this monthly? This is up there with this is up there with the weed This is up there with the weed as the best and the volumes we got sent. That's true. Yeah, they work quite nice Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you, dude So so good Fucking hell Number one I can't stop opening shit All right, I'll do it later now Beautiful. All right po box. It's gonna be awesome for the next few weeks. We've got a lot of shit to open matt Sorry for that. That's okay Sorry, dude Let's go find the last segment where we prank call and for our final segment We're gonna do a prank call And dakota is going to have a crack At fucking order and some pizzas. All right. Yes. She's a vegan, but she eats meat sometimes She's weird. She's confused 17 year old She she identifies as I don't know look i'm just You'll see all right. You'll see who dakota is. I don't even know myself. Yeah, so she's a great girl She's a great girl, dude. Well, she's very um thoughtful. She's very worried about all the issues in the world Help you. Hey, um, I was just wondering if I could maybe like I don't know order like um Peach or something. I haven't ordered one for a while Um, yeah, so do you guys have like I'm a vegan and I've got a few allergies as well. Um Do you guys have like a menu for that or are you guys not like forward thinking yet? Um, we do have some vegan pizzas. Okay This would be good. Okay. Um, what are some of the vegan pizzas that you guys have? Sure, no worries The the godfather, sorry, how come you guys named it the godfather? It's like a bit, um Sexist or something. I honestly don't know. Yeah, that's funny though. It's just strange I just thought like isn't it sort of male dominance in society. I thought it's just a strange name That's all but anyway, what are some of the other ones? What's on the godfather before we continue actually? Papskin, tomato, olives, um, yeah, right Right, okay. That surely doesn't sound too bad. Okay. So that one's winning so far Although I don't know if I want to order it because of the name but um, anyway, I'll I'll keep going So so so what else do you guys have in the in the vegan? Okay, and what about just like um like I do eat meat like sometimes like every couple of months I might have like some meat or something Do you guys have like a pizza that's just got like a little bit of meat on it and like maybe just like a little bit of mint or something Yeah, actually that sounds that sounds actually like great if we could do that if we could do Um, I'm just just quickly is that do you know if there's any gh3 hormones in the beef or do you know how they were raised? Like was it sustainably done or were they um done like in like that slaughterhouse way? I'm not sure. Sorry. Um, yeah, that's like that that should be like some information on the website about how you guys source your meat because it's actually um quite devastating for the environment if you guys just like Going to um the abattoirs and that and getting the meat from there like it's um As i'm sure you've seen all the reports lately. It's um, it's pretty devastating to the environment. Are you aware of that? Um, I okay. Well, maybe like I don't know maybe like ask your like not right now No, I'm not saying right now like I'm not trying to be a bitch or anything Don't ask right now, but maybe like after work maybe like have like a staff meeting or something and find out like how the meat is Got from the cow to like to you guys because if it's not sustainably done like honestly I'd probably go on a strike or something if I was you Like I've seriously it's getting that bad. Do you know what I mean? It's getting that bad Is Yeah, yeah, sure. Sorry. Sorry. I'm getting a bit sidetracked. I always tend to do that Look, um, I'll get like I'll get some um meat lightly sprinkled um on Um, like let's go like a margarita pizza and like I'm talking like let's say like your normal amount of meat is like 10 Like I'm thinking like a sprinkle maybe like a between a three and a four on if you could like Do you know what I mean? Like quantity wise does that make sense like 30 40 percent? I can try and do it. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Sorry. I'm just trying to picture it Just trying to picture my head No, look, I'll go um, I'll go Normal cheese just for this once because like I'm just having like a little blowout session But usually like I would never ever get cheese because dairy is like it's basically just um like pus from from cows Which is like so so bad for you. Did you know that how crazy is that? No, I just not Yeah, it's like basically just pus straight out of a cow's tits. It's fucked And was that always like to order? Um, look, I'm thinking I'll probably have to get a drink like and my friend's coming over soon. Um, and uh, he she Um, probably wants some soft drink. I'm thinking maybe like you guys have like you guys have like a coke option thing, right? Like a Pepsi or a coke or whatever Uh, we do have Pepsi, yes Great, um, so so can I get like this sugar-free option of that? Sorry. I'm just like watching my figure or no Yeah, yeah, Pepsi max. Yeah, thank you Yeah, so in the in the bottle or in a can um, I'll get the bottle like the big bottle things. Yeah, yeah, that's fine Yeah, and was this for pick-up or delivery? Um for pick-up, please. I should be in should be should be in shortly Yeah, good. And can I describe your name my name? How come you guys need that? Um, yes, I don't sorry. I don't really like identify with like names Okay, well, how about I just give you a sound like a sound or something Because I don't really feel comfortable like with the privacy laws and all that like I don't really feel comfortable giving my personal information away And like yeah, I don't really identify with names. Do you know what I mean? Like I don't actually feel like I have one. Does that make sense? Like I was given one, but I don't really feel like I have a name. Do you know what I mean? Okay Yeah, so I'll have um This is the sound I want you to record and then when I come in I'll just make the sound and you'll know it to me Okay, can you like just like try and remember it or something because I really don't feel comfortable you writing down my details Does that make sense? Um, I can put down my question mark. Okay. Yeah question mark. That's perfect But like make sure it's like a feminine question mark though. Like I'm not all about this masculinity in society don't do that Do you know what I mean? Okay, great. So how much is that how much are you going to charge me for this $14 50 Okay, and pick up and who will I be picking it up from do you know We will just give it to them Well, yeah, but will it be like a boy or a girl? Do you know? Okay, so there's boys and girls working there. Is that like equal so boys and equal boys and girls Yes, is that like all the time there's equal there's equal amount of women and men working there Okay, so that's so of course there is because it's a low paying job and the pay gap is just so stupid Can you believe that? Can you believe the pay gap how stupid it is? Oh my god, I don't even have a name anymore That's how off-grid I am right now. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, of course Yeah, um, look, I'm gonna have to get back to you. Okay, because I don't know if I want you writing down The question mark. Can you just cross that out, please cross out that question mark um, and look, I'll have to chat to my friend when he she gets here because um This has been sort of a pretty offensive phone call if you don't like I know I'm being a bit like bitch But like you were being pretty offensive like asking me for my name and not even knowing how your meat is this is Like this is my job. I'm sorry if you don't like it, but I can't help it I can't you are raising your voice at me right now and that is real. I'm shaking. I'm shaking right now You are like I'm literally shaking right now. Okay, or all I asked was where how your meat is sustained Like how how you guys get that I didn't know and the environment is fully suffering right now Oh Fucking bitch. Oh, yeah, dude. She was very very offensive. Yeah, that was the rudest dominoes call I've ever had Hey I Fucking bitch hey Fucking hate that bitch She got so over by the end She how do you not know that that's a fucking prank? I'll tell you how so because some people are like that now. Yeah, that's correct Anyway, that's fucked Fuck you man, fuck you. I wouldn't know if I work that would never take an order over the phone I say order it on the internet She was like, I'll write down a question mark. Yeah I wish she would have taken your sound like You could be like, oh, shit. Sorry. That one's a bit too racist. Oh, shit. Sorry. That one's a bit too sexist It's like a really loud scream or something. I would have maybe done So funny What a great podcast it's been Yeah, it must come to an end so When anything on for I don't know me and Michael and julian are going to fucking why we should while you're listening to this We would be they'll they'll be you'll be leaving the next day to go to new zealand, right? Fucking get up. You can't probably not with the whole ring ring if you know what I'm probably leaving spend two weeks in a hotel I'll come back. It's been another two weeks. Yeah, it could be fine. 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