 I've decided What is the thumbnail wait what oh my god, I'm gonna perfect thumbnail. Oh, actually, I really don't like that idea There are multiple things about that picture. I don't like and we're not gonna show it on stream Gonna show it on stream. Okay. All right. I Have to I have to ping certain certain things What the fuck is that? That's the Grinch will be a candy cane in a stocking It's hooked Ducks have like this corkscrew Guys, I do want to say that we've we've begun the stream All I'm saying is that you might want to start over about the penis thing so that Sorry about doing that. Oh, you just said we're sending heinous shit in our discord. Oh, sorry Can I I might not want to say bad words? What no you're not allowed to yay. Oh Specifically you We were sending heinous memes in the discord chat and one of them is the one that Emma sent of a the Grinch With a candy cane on his on his penis Oh, if only I wasn't being censored. All right, we're beginning this. Is that straw Jacob? I don't know was it. Did it look like it? Maybe I don't know you have you played or seen any of the game I I've done the tutorial and I've purposefully avoided doing anything like in 2019 I played like right when it came out up came out of 2020 whatever up to the Bogwitch and Like other than that I did nothing and that was it and I just called a hag a Bogwitch. Yeah, whatever Actually anything I've purposefully doing anything and yeah, you played a small amount, which is great Yeah, exactly. I played 200 hours of the early access. That's very good Yeah, I'm not trying to brag. It's anything is a problem. Oh God, there we are I'm very excited for this. I've yet to play a four-player multiplayer of this Well, congratulations. Yeah, congratulations. So now you are now about to complete a four-hour or sorry a four-player one Yeah, four-hour or speedrunning this Jacob, what is that? That's a mind flayer tadpole. What does it do? It gets in your brain and it tells you it tells you to commit Ligma What's Ligma and then it it tells you to it tells you it will you go you go on to you log on to see a Candice and you What have I eat that what happens if I eat this What if I told you that there's a point in the game? I'm not gonna spoil anything But I literally played today where that was an option It was it was not all it was a dialogue option like the game was like eat it I've decided that I'm going to be playing a very chaotic character here. Oh, yeah, you can play as like the random characters, right? Yeah, I forgot We're not doing that. We're playing custom characters because nobody likes the pre-mades I'm down with that. All right I'm playing a tiefling Bard because you said that if I played Bard I could pick whatever I wanted for you to play So I picked no clear trickster cleric and then you wind off-screen as hard as you could about how you didn't want to play I was on the floor. I was rolling around. I was squealing. You were XQC warming on the floor. Yeah My maids were in the background. It was really bad. Yeah, it was really bad So what what what you I mean, can you just pick a different domain? Oh my god, why do I do that? Why will cuz cuz I'm just that's all because I don't know cuz maybe Like what if like you did though, why would I make that? No, I want you to be a there's life There's knowledge. Have you been a monk or there's tempest How about oh, yo, oh, oh, you're just saying play monk instead of cleric. Have you have you played a monk actually? No, I paladin Okay, yes, I'd step now you're paladin. That's fine. That's fine. I have Technically played a monk because on our our chat plays the game. They're playing a monk Jacob I'm not really in control. What would you most like to play? What would I most like to play? Oh, you know, it's probably gonna be Maybe sorcerer because it just looks really cool I got bad Wait, wait, am I not am I not gonna play it? No, I asked what you would most like to play and then you said oh well It's most likely if unfortunately, it's not most likely and see this is the opposite We're gonna pick something else you said sorcerer and now I want to pick now. I want you to be a druid We mean Druid sucks. I Druids don't suck You're playing a druid now I've decided Could have been so powerful with paladin It slipped through my fingers I Said too much. All right Is blade word good in this game good Is blade word? Would you say is blade word good in this game? Oh, I'm gonna look rather silly Do you not have an answer? Wait, sorry, what did you say? I didn't hear you all I have asked is blade word good in this game Blade word it good in this game I never use it because it uses an entire action and you know what you can do with an action is damage I would say true strikes good in this game good because I'm not picking either of those things This is mostly rhetorical. I'm picking vicious mockery and friends Yeah, those are those are both very good. Actually, no, I'm not Davy. I just know you're gonna love Bart I'm not picking vicious mockery. I'm picking minor illusion only friends and minor illusion That's I don't need a damaging cantrip. It's okay What's everybody else play? I think we're gonna play a transportation wizard. Oh hell. Yeah, that's awesome I'll take healing word. I'll take a dinner. What are you playing? I don't want I'm gonna just go straight barbarian Oh hell, yeah, barbarians so fun. I'm taking animals friendship I'm gonna be an urchin that lived on the streets nice You're on skid row should I be wait Davy rock gnome forest gnome or it's for Fneblen wait. Oh Animal friendship and speak with animals are different spells. Haha. Yeah Take speak with animals. Yeah, I'm taking you can talk to like 95% of I'm taking both of them actually Well Davy rock gnome forest gnome or deep gnome. Oh my god rock gnome All right, I want you to be from the Fraggle Rock Yeah, I've never seen history checks and I can see in the dark up to 40 feet I'm gonna not take healing word and only take Cure wounds. No, that means I have to take healing word Yeah, I know but you're a druid which means that you're kind of forced to be the healer now You know what? I'm not gonna take good bear. Oh good berries good in this game. Never mind I'm taking cure wounds animal friendship and speak with animals and I'm out here thinking I just made Jacob the druid All right cool cool as a druid I'll take charm person. I'll take fog cloud fairy fire and ice You know what fine, I'll take very healing word healing words necessary Oh my god, why are you so extra about this? I'm gonna be fine. I'll get rid of animal friendship. I'll take fucking I'm all I'm not I'm not being serious about it But if you want to we could try not have any healing It'll be really fun and why you being so serious on the hardest difficulty. Yeah Because we're playing a hardest difficulty Forced him to druid I'll play a cleric If you want to play a non-healy, okay? No, no, no, no, I'd love to heal I played so much of this game. I would love to sit back and support. I'm serious. I'll do it I'm taking healing word and cure wounds. Okay. All right. All right. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. I won't take your wounds I'll take charm person. I'll take dissonant whispers fairy fire and speak with animals because I do want to speak with animals Even though it's not like even though it's not like you know optimized Maybe it is who knows maybe the animals will come to rise to our defense one day I'm gonna take healing word good berry because a good berry actually healed a lot in this game ice knife and entangle And I don't know shelly and thorn whip. Oh, no, I got a gay guidance. I got a gay guidance in here Okay, shelly or thorn whip which one Uh weapon just take thorn whip. All right. Sounds good. Yeah Guidance is great See if if anybody in the chat was part of the last stream that I did on YouTube You would have known that I already did all of my character creation when I had like hours to do it I'm very happy right now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Shoot, I didn't think about a name No, I uh, I think I'm gonna stick with this one. I gotta think of a goofy name Uh See when you were playing a trickster cleric I thought that the perfect way for you to do a name is you have one normal name And then every time you cast disguise self you come up with a new name But then when you disguise back you just add that name to the end of like your whole name That would be funny if you could do that. I mean you don't it's role-playing Jacob You don't have to adhere strictly to what the mechanics very sorry. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry I should have done that you thought you would know that You thought that you would think that Guys, I'm gonna pick penis C Oh shit, oh shit, you're welcome options Video I Told you I said it I put it in the chat Is it in the interface is how do I interface with turning off the penis? I think you can you can turn I Think you can go in your accessibility. It's an accessibility accessibility show general. Okay. It's it. It's not checked. We're good. Good. We're good We're fine. He won't surprise me Dicks are no longer out That's great. All right now you got to make the other person's this one Gosh you guys are a hoot Let's see Okay, so is that one and then we chose this one. No, which was like a lime green get that What what's uh-oh? That sounds like something that oh you said Black hair black Raven we're good I'm gonna be taking role-playing very seriously. Yeah, I'm also gonna be thinking we're playing very seriously. You shouldn't nothing less Barred inspiration, I remember that is that's that's the hair I chose When you guys see my character, you'll know that I'm taking this extremely seriously. It's important to Playing a gnome is no joke. You didn't so Okay, okay, hang on. I have one gripe about something. Oh my god small gripe constantly about No, I just want to make sure I'm not gonna take the same hairstyle as somebody else because it'll be really weird No, okay, is anybody else taking willow tears because I will move it. I haven't got I haven't even gotten a hair yet Well, and I know I'm old when nobody else can happen. It's my hair. I'm sorry Jacob. I'm so sorry It's yours You That's right, you're not getting any good berries if you take that hair I've ever seen All right, let me I was gonna see I was going to do it But then I looked at it and it's like I actually just legitimately don't like willow tears And I'm not gonna look at my own face like this forever. That's just not happening I'm looking scraggly You're looking scrunky. I'm looking scrungly Okay, and then give me those horns back I Got like lilac or a few should nope. No, not that great purple Deep red and there we go to be able to see my I'm ants ready So I'm just gonna go wild with it Very good Originally I designed this guy as a Archfey warlock and so like he was he looked like a normal tiefling before he had his like Packed made with him and then he got all green kind of like he got highlights and stuff Well, that's cool. The archfey was very adamant that he put highlights in his hair. Oh Of course, I will not give you spell slots until you die that I was implying that the Archfey put it in his hair, but I love the idea that the Archfey just told him to do it himself He was unhappy he doesn't he has he has all the powers of the Feywild because he doesn't have the ability to change a person's hair Highlights are too much. He didn't go to beautician school. Oh my god. It's not even they doesn't have the power He's just self-conscious. He's like, what if he doesn't like it? God, I should just make him do it himself Yeah Yeah, that way he can't blame me Hey, I did the highlights and they're not that great you like I don't know using your magic or something. No, I know no you did it yourself This is a Feywild test Are you streaming on Debbie my computer? Whoa, I don't know why I ask you questions He's he's annoying Damn Answered your question honestly and truthfully and I hate the way that my tail clips through this instrument It'll fix itself. I don't believe that's true. Shh. Let's make a guardian. I Pick I like the way the flu looks it's gonna cross. Okay. All right. I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna make a name my name Make of my name if I click proceed will it force you all to proceed? No Just if you make your guardian. No, it's gonna. It's gonna wait for everybody. Yeah very good You're stuck with now. Oh my god. What was the character name that I had in mind? Because I'm a tiefling so I have to have my fucking whatever kind of name I don't remember the name of it doesn't matter I'm gonna make my guardian Davi Cuz one of the faces actually looks a lot like Davi. I love that. Thank you. Uh-huh, you got a reeverie reverie was his name How do you spell referee? I've decided this R-e-v-e-r Ie reverie. Oh, well good cuz I was definitely gonna spell it with a Y I Actually just kidding. I'm not I'm I'm actually gonna make Just a gnome. I know exactly what I'm going to make Well, if we're all like partying together is the guardian going to actually matter Yes, okay. I mean, I assume that it would like only affect me, but like yeah, you're so gonna see them Yes, good. Okay. One second. I Need to change this because Definitely not just making photo bagging For the bagging. I'm not I got it. Do we have another we have another small person? We have another small I'm not playing. I was going to play a gnome and then I forgot that you were contractually obligated to play in Oh, yes. Sorry. I was contractually obligated. I made a great-looking character. I Believe it. I can't wait to see it I Wish is the most photo bag in here style. Oh Not willow tears the same. No, it's not whatever you do Actually, let me go back to begin to see if that's the hair. I chose because I just chose a hair style I'm gonna make my my guardian the exact same like the exact same style as my actual character But with willow tears hair Just make it my character My character's just like hey, it's you. I don't know anything The only thing I know about the Guardian is that when I made my video back in 2020 about like this game I said that I couldn't make XP level three as the Guardian. So instead I just made a hot twink Ah It's different it's much different than it was in early access in early access It was like somebody you dreamed of who is like like I guess they implied was the tadpole now it now it's very different That's actually kind of cool. The idea of it being the tadpole But they decided to forgo that because you'll see I like what they did instead. Yeah, I'm here for it I'm excited. Yeah The game the game's a 10 out of 10 the People have been asking me they're like does this beat like tears the kingdom for you of like game of the year and I was like No tears the kingdom is game of the year. This game is game of the century. Oh I gotta do my stats I have to go back To my task completely forgot the recommended stats are kind of not like they just give you a odd numbers Mm-hmm maximum wisdom maximum constitution. I guess I'll have decks and I ate in everything else Yeah Work abilities Jesus Christ. I'm being goofy. Don't actually do that Honestly, I'm being silly. I had I had maximum charisma close to max dexterity My constitution is pretty good I'm gonna lower my my intelligence because I'm sure someone else will raise theirs so I can get more dexterity I have an eight. I Didn't ask We're just gonna be dumb. I said I'm sure someone will That that was more of a of a demand than it was a request. I refuse I refuse to be smart Alright fine, I'll I'll I'll put some I'll take some out of decks and put some into it I'll have a 12 intelligence. I don't want intimidation. I've got I've got intelligence. I'll do you. Yeah. Oh Destroying my intelligence now. I'm yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know multiple folds of my character's brain apparently Smooth those wrinkles all of my proficiencies are in the the charisma roles, which I think is very funny That's very yeah, I'm gonna take survival. I guess I'll do animal handling because I'm a druid and then Maybe maybe I take now just do nature even because I'm really dumb and it's bad Brilliant Is it bad in this game? No, my not mine is bad. Oh, I see like it might because my intelligence is bad It is it was a minus one that's a plus one. See I decided to min max I went completely with like all right if I've already good at it now I'm gonna be great at it and if I'm already bad at it. Well, I'll make someone else do it Yep, so I'm good at one thing here What is that Deeter? Punch Overall so do we have anyone who's intelligent like got intelligence at all. Yeah, I think Emma. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're wizard You're whizleyman whizleyman The wibbly was whizzle I'm shaking my character back and forth so hard that they're a little loincloth part of their armor jiggles. I Don't want to say it, but I was doing the same thing Yeah, that's why the loincloth is there true strike is good in this if you're a rogue Okay, we do not have a rogue so I don't recommend I'll take my illusion instead even in a video game where they change everything to be good. They still makes true strike a meme Yeah, it is kind of a meme I mean getting advantage is fine, but it's really own it's I mean it's just benefiting rogue so much that it's It's not really worth it to take it if we don't have one I mean we can have we can have a sterion, but we actually can't because we have four if I click venture fourth Will it force you guys to go? No, you will just go into the check mark menu, which everybody is in okay? Oh, I was waiting because I didn't want to force you guys through Jacob was that um that That's actually Steve Buscemi Yeah, that's him Children's god damn it Movie spy kids to island of lost dreams. No, that's um, that's I can't remember the name of the guy who plays green goblin will him the phone Okay, no, but actually JK Simmons is in this game What city is this? That's that's I think never winter That's the shire Yeah, they're all hobbits that's that's a doggledore That's why I made my guardian in front of those kind of Amazon wanted the hobbits to look more human like Look at him okay, but when this cutscene first came out I went feral for all of it. Yeah, it's so cool Did I just hear the will home scream no, yeah, they added that that's beautiful. I love that I love this guy go That has to be the most terrifying thing for people a giant Like it was HG Wells world of the worlds The dragon looks so awesome I love what is Baldur's gates town guard doing like the town guards are the flaming fist and they are Probably not doing much because what are they gonna do it? I don't know shoot an arrow like you're gonna be like nobody paid me to take care of that That's a waste of resources most of the cities have like a means of defending just against magical or big like big threats It has been 30 seconds. They're barely getting the crossbows ready. I'm just saying Dragons show up, bro. If I was Proportional I'm saying no matter what they didn't have anything in the first place They don't have like anything. They're not they're not even getting the crossbows ready. They don't have magical defenses They don't have a lot of lines to show up If this was an Avengers movie, Tony Stark would have been there exactly Floating above their city to keep them protected. They're just kind of fucked if anything shows up in Baldur's gate just ever They're screwed if if Iron Man was flying in that room right there, and he was like Captain America language I'm just pointing out a very funny fact about living in Baldur's gate, which is that if you live there You are fucked if anything Yeah, yeah, Cole paid off guard Like this isn't me genuinely asking where are the magical defenses? This is me acknowledging that Baldur's gate is so shitty that despite the fact that it lives next to one of the most Magical places on the Sword Coast. They have nothing nobody 100. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, nobody likes them. They hate them so much Because because it's just merchants were in a muck It's just it's it's it's the capitalism city This I am I am so fair. Oh, yeah, the blood ward a furnace. What is that? It's a three Jacob was that They're imps and I love that. They're so cool Jacob. I have nothing funny. I just like it Look at them. Jacob. What level of demon are imps? I'm gonna pee my pants in anger Fun thing to do on a no video stream no one will be able to tell We can hear you Yeah, you got it one sec one sec wait what no don't moment Jacob no All right. Well, while he's doing it while he's gone one of the people in my chat asked Why did we bring Baldur's gate back from hell again? El Toro was actually in hell At least I mean that's how it went in my game Boom that's how it's supposed to go. Yeah, boom got them. They reference that actually They reference I do have a question. Do you go to El Toro? And when you do is they're just like a line all around the city like from Rick and Morty's There is a character that mentioned Hello people that have also popped out of tadpole How do I look at you better You are very There's the most attractive person who have ever come out of one of these pods Oh, hi, she'll get nowhere with flattery like that Come here, honey Couldn't help myself Hey guys, you want to see my pet cat Naughty child Look how I run look how I run I'm just a jolly little guy I really wish there was a way for me to Is there a way to change it so that I can like move like rotate the screen using my right click instead of middle Uh, not right click, but if you push your mouse, uh the middle mouse the scroll that'll do it I I've discovered that I'm just hoping if I can change it Yeah, I'm just wondering if that's a possibility It is in the in the keybinds part of that was the original question I asked Oh, well, why didn't you just look I think you flummox I'm coming to you for answers. I'm looking at you like a point of guidance and you're coming at me with nonsense I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll be more. I'll be more elderly wise. Uh, there's this is three gray old people I've created a legit thirst trap and the rest of you created these It's it's one hot grandson in all of his grandparents the closest one The closest one to some of the actually looks anywhere near good-looking is garfunky My eyes are like city and portals Do that do it please do it please pick me up look look at this Look you see it before he Do it kill him Is he dead? Did you kill him? There are places that I can't get am I dead? Oh, oh my god I'm okay. Yeah, we got a heal pod somewhere. I'm sure Who wants a good berry? Let me take one. Let me prep my spells real fast. Hang on. Oh my god You have to prep your spells. What a fucking noob Sorry Caster just just be it just be a natural caster stupid No Oh well, you got me. Whoa, kitty. I brought your cat back to life. Oh, okay. Hey, let's see if you can make a friend Oh The double cats. Oh, I can't wild shape yet. I'm so upset. Oh, can you wild shape it? I can do this Is your character's name tune a thick? Yep We have reverie grammy Yankee tune thick and gore funky Perfect. I'm not just a regular gift Yankee. I'm a grammy Yankee Guys this thing has a brain and it's exposed and it's gross If you had stopped there, I was gonna say Jacob, I think most things have a brain Okay, I I started talking to it. How do you join? Uh, we just click it we we can join in or we can decide not to also when you before anybody joins in on listening in on your conversation You can push the private dialogue thing. Okay, that won't kick anybody out. It'll just stop anybody from joining Okay, who's joined so far Nobody else can join Okay, all right, let's do this damn you look you look you're looking good. Yeah You should say this one. I can vote for what yeah I'm the only one who gets to do it. Okay. Yeah, I can We can we can vote but yeah, whoever interacts with the thing is the person who gets to do it. I don't believe Yeah, what if I what if I do nothing? Um, then I I can never lose if I never play Uh, that's that's true. You sound afraid is what I'm gonna ask Oh, also the game is gonna do this weird thing where it's gonna say your character said the thing Even though it's the dialogue option that Davy's character chose Oh my god, my face is so grimacey You look you look hot. I am That's because I'm a tiefling You're gonna destroy it. It looks like it could help us maybe. Uh, fine Ew, he's crying. Is that what he's doing? I don't think he's alive. I do have a question. His brain is out So as we see later, they like They kind of just like infect you and experiment on you as is Why did they take this guy's shirt off? I mean, he was already shirtless. Maybe yeah, he was wearing a hoodie and Strength I want to break the skull Strength is my lowest dad I think I think it's really funny that in in this game the first thing you roll for or one of the first things you can roll for is brain surgery I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna try to break the skull. Let's go Would you like some guidance? Yes, I'd love it All right, are you ready? Oh, wait, how do I get the guy ready? It's it's already added already added it. Give me the guidance. Yeah, it's already. How do I take it though? You have it. You have it. Just roll it. Okay. Just roll the d20 until I get the guidance Hey, I did it. Oh wait, I did it. Oh, I made it a 15 Whoo Yay You look like if someone tried to draw ilidan from memory. I don't know who What the fuck? I don't know how that got the brain out, but good job me Smacked it. I just said bitch crack it like an egg show Oh Should improve that's right That sounds evil. I'm definitely gonna mutilate the brain. Oh, no Oh, you can have guidance still I don't worry. I won't need it. I don't agree with your methods, but you have guidance. Yeah You can have it back. How do I get rid of it now? You what are you doing? I'm putting my thumb in it. It's weird but balls Hmm That's the cortex labious. Wait, why doesn't the creature know that I just did that? It says it's unaware What the how would it not notice that I just stuck my thumb in it? It was a new it's a baby. Does it have eyes? No It couldn't see you. Good friend. Good guy I could have done the same thing and when my baby first came out could have just been like I was holding her And it kind of it was like dexterity mutilate You could make this subservient to you You stick your thumb in their brain the baby didn't notice If you wouldn't notice it's a baby Uh, we must go to the helm attack the brain. Oh, you've already mutilated it. You're just gonna kill it You It gives you a second chance I didn't know it was gonna give you a second chance I like that there's like little bits of thin skin stretching across attack the brain anyway It's like you're my friend and you're like parish. You're my friend now. We'll have self-talkalus later Yay. Oh, I thought the brain just died. Can I add this guy to my inventory? Oh Bye Oh, no, we're leaving now I don't know how you guys get down here, but you're gonna need to figure it out fast because I'm going to the next area There's like an area over here. You can go down. You can go this way. Oh go go. Oh, what stupid I thought you were trying to get an elevator. Why the fuck is there an elevator there if they're just I don't know here. I'm an old woman. I shouldn't take the stairs. I should Are you calling the elevator back? It's bad for my hips For your hips, it's a ramp It's it's much more gentle on my hips to take the elevator. Does anybody want some good berries? Oh I only allowed the brain to live as a thank you to all of my fans, but Let it be known that I will never make that choice again if given the opportunity Oh, shit. I'm gonna die I'm killing her next No Oh, Jacob, we chose the same tattoos. Oh, hell. Yeah, at least you didn't choose the same pair. We're bonded This is how you know Oh, I love her She's so hot I can fix her She doesn't need fixing how is she gonna join us because we're already full She's like, okay. Goodbye Well, I was thinking she's like What made you think I was a thrall? Actually, you know, uh, what do you suggest? Oh, what the fuck? Well, no, what I was thinking is like since we're already a group of four like she'd be like, ah, yes I'm going to come assist you to leave this illythid base and we'd grab her and toss her off the edge like be gone Dmpc Oh, yeah, she left Wait, she just left No, the game this is the one time the game decides to go. Hmm. You can have more than four Thank you tutorial lady Look at those amps. They're so cool. Can I just say that I'm very sad that get Yankee are in the game, but get the Zariah or not Yeah That's okay. The Yankee are are based Oh, never mind. Nobody's controlling her. The game literally did just say no I'm ready. Wait, wait, wait. How did you go first? What's going on here? So when we all roll initiative at um, and we're all so close together, we will all go at the same time Oh understood So it's probably best that we don't do that at first and we we should take our turns individually Uh, I just saw my chance Do I have a limited amount of bardic inspirations in this version? Uh, you do but you can effectively get a long rest after this fight by touching, uh, this thing over here Oh, also, you can ping by holding alt and right clicking like that Wait, wait. No, I bardically inspired my cat and it disappeared What how did that happen? I end my turn Oh, oh brainy gets to go Yeah, yeah us go scout Go scout brainy get that one. Oh shit. No, there's a monster there that one get that one Get out of your brainy. You gotta be you gotta be safe save yourself, brainy Oh There she goes It failed it's safe to survive being cut open by a sword All right, I'ma kill this thing. Oh, no, no, I got it. I got it. Oh Oh He missed because you pulled it out of the way I was going for her I wanted to kill you didn't even miss your attack roll. You just missed Wait, this guy's got no shirt on either, but he still has pants. What the fuck Also, if you hold out, you can see all the interactables on the floor. So Does anyone need a crossbow? No, I'm putting good because everybody's inventory in case you need a little snack Thank you, dairy I'm gonna I'll give that To jake. Um care. There you go. Is anyone want to wait here? Uh, no, I'm good. I have my stick No, I'm fan. I'm great. I got my I got my trusty stick my My goal is to get two scimitars because I'm gonna be a swords guy. So I'm just gonna um I'm gonna put a short sword in your inventory. Okay. Okay, visit door. All right. How do I how do I go into my inventory? You could push tab or I I click tab Tab shows everybody's okay. That's way too much. I'm gonna click I Oh, it's I because it's I it's me. Okay. All right Yeah, it's definitely I for you not I for inventory. No, it's I for my no, it's tab for inventory jacob Sorry, all right It's tab for keeping tabs on everybody's inventory Now you're getting it And M M is uh Maneuver because it shows you where you're standing on uh like on a on a grid I've got a scroller for vivify and I don't know where I got it and I really like the idea that uh, The alithids like gave it to me in case the experiments killed me. They're like, all right. He's gonna need this Bring yourself back. Oh these guys are walking in place for me Oh, no, I don't know where you guys went. Oh, oh you guys just blew on ahead while I was Guys, I can't read these. They're completely foreign to me. I have no idea what they're saying. These buttons could do anything What's this button do? I don't know push it and find out. Oh Oh, no How could this happen? Uh, I'm okay. Uh, so you go ahead and go first. Davy. Okay Here I go. All right. I don't want to use that. How do I'm gonna get this and then old and then I summon playing a little flute Why do you keep summoning your cat? Why does the cat also keep disappear? It's a minor illusion and they keep I see I did not know that I didn't know they updated that spell. That's cool. Okay in that case I'm just gonna attack him with my off-hand attack take that Very cool. I killed him and then you could push spacebar to end your turn. That's not raw. That's not raw You can leave me that when you when you're using attack action Is that true? Yeah, yes. Yeah, yeah your turn. I'm sorry. I tried to end my turn, but it keeps a re reigniting my turn out of nowhere That's because gore funky hasn't gone yet. Sorry. Come here Bitch your character went ha All right, the brain gets to go first. Oh, okay. Oh do they? Okay. I'll wait. Oh, no, we all get to go Is the brain gonna do anything? We all go at the same time. Yeah, we're gonna be misclicking firebolts I killed them Goodbye, honey He had too gold on him. I killed him those golders that gold is mine What's this button do? Oh, we're talking to her right now. Or at least ditter is Do do that one You just ripped that off I swear Yes I don't know what happens. This better work Rip that off Come on come on, buddy Yes How do I join your conversation? I'm being left out. You just click on me with the ear. There you go What the fuck that's so good Oh, I'm shocked Okay, I was so confused because I was pressing the button over here and I was trying to beat it up to force it to open But it like wasn't giving me the option. I was like why I was yeah So we can be in dialogue things like that at the same time. Yeah, I've discovered This is not a way forward, but if you guys want Oh, I already have a long sword. Is there a difference between them in this game finally? Yeah And it's not light Oh, Jesus christ. Yeah, two simulators then So every weapon has a difference because every weapon if you're proficient in it gives you a special ability For example, my quarter staff gives me a once per short restability called topple That does less damage, but I can knock somebody prone every weapon has something different A little extra ability to do is I didn't hear what you just said I'm trying to join Do I right click? Wait, we're trying to join what? I'm trying to listen to it. Oh, you're not talking to anything. You just had to work. Yeah, no one's talking to anything right now Okay, well in that case you can okay here. I'm gonna show you something real quick So I'll show everybody something right show me this I'm gonna go over here and I'm gonna go over to this button Don't look at me. Look at my character portrait on the left You're gonna see that there's a little ear thing You can click that no matter where you are to see what I'm doing. I figured out place your hand on the console. Let's go Okay, sure. Sounds good. Oh, okay. All right I have the key to that reliquary that you picked up Yeah, I opened it. Oh, you look like it put me into dialogue You look like a very evil druid. Is that where you're going for? What's your subclass gonna be? No, I'm totally normal. Why do I look evil? What's your subclass gonna be? Uh, I'm totally not gonna play spores So like what was the point of the slug if they're just gonna do this Uh-oh Well, I think the idea is that this at the slug does that that's what the title does I I'm just saying like we had a chance to escape that should be immediate Heads it up It's a process known as sara morphosis. If the ship is attached One of the buttons on the bridge should definitely be the turn everybody into squids right now button That's all I'm saying. Davy. Davy. That is literally the main plot. What's up? You are literally taught you are what you are asking right now is the plot of the game That you will learn about in like 30 hours Okay Wait for me guys I got little legs Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah, I'm real. I'm real. I'm real not fast Go ahead, Davy. Go ahead. What what go through the sphincter. Davy go through the sphincter. No, I don't want to. Hey deeter pick him up No, no Yeah, like yeah like that We must ensure this behavior does not continue deeter. I'm sorry throw him at the butthole. Oh my god My berries feels so good. I feel great. Oh, there you go there All right, are you ready to enter the helm? Yes. I'm so ready. Let's go. Let's go I don't understand why throwing you that far. It hurts you that much You threw me straight down like That would hurt That guy's not having a good time Nope He's also not wearing a shirt. What what was that guy that was just killed? A mind flayer just got killed by four amps. Damn. That's not raw action economy, man That's true. Yep, you know It's nerves or nothing to my transponder I'm just saying I'm just saying if we kill that guy we get his sword. Yeah We should definitely kill that guy. It's really difficult I don't believe that The easiest way to do it is if if we have a claire if somebody has command we can make him drop it I'm gonna run up and kill this imp that is on the left side because I don't yeah, you go first and then Let's go in turn order. Actually. I don't have enough movement to hit anything so Um Fine, I'll let me go first and then I can enhance your jump Wait, wait, if if you go first then just move out of the way so that I don't have to go around you Oh, there you go. Cool. Uh, I'm gonna stand here And then I'm gonna throw a fireball at the hell more. I fireball Yeah, it's because I'm very good at this game Uh Deeter kill that thing All right, I'm gonna run up here. I don't know if I can reach it, but I'm gonna rage Rage is so awesome Rage on chumdick Chumdick uses rage on self. Whoa. Hey killed it Watch my little legs fly Nice is that long strider? No, I just dashed Expeditious retreat I have to end my turn. There you go. Oh, I didn't mean to end the brain's turn. Whoops Hey I like how it missed but he still goes. Ah He's took 20 damage. We can take him. Go get him Get him I'm going in I can't go anywhere. So I'm gonna just have to dash I think he's immune. He's a devil. Don't do fire damage to him It's all I've got. He'll never kill me if I stand right next to him Uh, I'm gonna It's all grandma Yankee brought Go for that game. Well, I can't do anything right now I'll thorn with him. Yeah, go ahead get closer. It didn't work. Oh, that's I like you do we go on the info now All right, oops. I'm so sorry I'm sure that this will it will like start working with us That sounds great. Hope he comes for me. I'm so glad that this illicit is on our side. I'll kill the amp. I know right Oh I don't know if fire is gonna. Oh, okay That's not wrong. These amps do not have resistance to fire damage, but amps later in the game do Ah, I see Jacob doesn't imp normally have immunity to fire damage. I think it has resistance But it may be immune and you might just be right He you look so good Yeah, grandma Yankee looks like she's ready to kick ass she came to party. Okay She brought uh, she brought hard candies and uh Cheek pinches for all. Oh my god. This guy's dying fast. All right. Here we go I'm gonna heal the mind flare. I'm gonna speak with the animal buddy. There's six at points I'm gonna speak with animals the mind flare Oh, he didn't bleed but I did seven damage I hit I hit him I think you did. I think explicitly I did not. Oh, no, he's gonna All right guys, I'm dead Did you forget about Opportunity, no, I thought I was walking within his range Uh Interesting. Don't worry. I'm still alive. That's just protecting you. Yeah, I don't know if the break it out He just has to get inside of my skull and then we're fine I'll just play as him. No one will know I can healing word. Um healing word. Davi. Okay Oh that boar is coming. I will kill. I'm scared. I'm afraid. I'm scared. Oh, no Don't worry. He dashed. He can't do anything else. Uh-oh. Oh, okay We we might so should I keep focusing on the guy who has 151 health? Don't worry guys. I failed my death save Don't do that Uh, we will never kill him It will never happen. They went night night. They went straight to bed Graham, I'll put you to sleep No, I still believe in us We can do it. We can do it. We got 12 turns. You believe in us. That's great. Us is so cool I believe Grammy Yankees out of spells, but She's got a fireball I'm also out of spells Hmm Uh-oh. Okay Okay. All right. Maybe he's not making it out of here. I'm where's the disengage Which was the distance on there? I will run to the uh to the exit and be ready to get us out of here sleeping guy Yeah, you said it's on here. Uh Yeah, it's always heroes. There we are found it. Okay activate All right. Grammy Yankee hauled ass. So she's by the I didn't know this guy wasn't dead exit. Okay. Bye I didn't know this guy wasn't dead The the pig man It's okay. I'm fine. I'm good Uh, I think oh do I have to end my turn? Yeah, there you go This game takes a little getting used to a little it definitely does. It's great. That's what I was saying. Yeah. Oh, nice Okay, so that mindflayer is dead and he is No, no, we got more demons. Damn guys We should leave They're devils actually I'm on the transponder. So as soon as it's my turn, push that transponder. You put you push it right now Grammy Yankee has got to wait for her turn to come. I'm going in I'm right next to you Wait guys. I'm not there too bad Wait, are we going? Hey guys, I'm still fighting the pig. Thank god. I've managed to make it before those weirdos I love how the drag is just like oh, what's this? Hello? Is that a little twinkie smell? No, she went in a different cutscene Oh It's so cool. That's that's judy six fall damage right there Whoa, dudes We're far out, man Flick the bean Flick the bean It glides. I was like We must make our way to the helm. Last we will turn into gake. You must connect the clitoris You must make the avatar hair tentacles have sex It's the clitori. It's the only way We are streaming the entire campaign flipping the table as of right now Oh, I'm gonna be this character for a long time. Yeah, I should have put more thought into this. Oh my I expect to just be a normal so much Backstory and a gram Yankee. We're gonna be emotionally attached to gram Yankee Is there a way to change your character midway through the campaign? No, you can respect but you can't change your appearance Oh, that's so disappointing because like if you die, then you can like completely change everything as if it were a new character coming in for the first time That I wish you could do that that is like spontaneously immediately accepted into the group and happens to have all the same abilities like complimentary I'm sure that would be extremely cool. I'm sure there are like mods that can let you just The mod is every time your character ties you go to the character creation I love this mod Hey, you have to get very further into the game, but hey, Jacob. What what city is that? Uh, which one the one in the one in this picture. I don't think we see this portrait art We're not I saw I'm seeing all of them and now I'm seeing the goblin den Now I'm seeing a gala the char. Is that strawd? I dude if straws in this game, I'll bust I don't think he is there is the only thing I found is there is a book that talks about um A barovia and I was like oh, but that was it I'm really hoping that the soul coins Are used for what I hope they're used for I don't know yet and I'm going to oh god Everything is still loading their textures. That's great Yeah, it has a little bit of a little bit of pop in Ah menthara. She's so cool She's a weird that's a weird name for a hop goblin Yeah, the her name his name is menthara and and her name is draw rags when we So the way this brick hits your face Through the one tiny hole in the ship I played this for like 20 minutes when it like on release day And I got to this point here and during that cutscene my character was just Rigid stock And he just tumbled like that too. It was hilarious He was like tea posing all the way down. Yeah And the brick hit him in the knee too because like he wasn't My what a beautiful day it was that was some crash, huh? Oh, I'm glad the DM isn't doing fall damage here Yeah, that really was some DM feel like this like uh DM. I'm a level one character We're about to take like 100 feet of fall damage. He's like, uh, but no The the radiant latent energy of the alithid causes the the non-aloid causes here you all to immediately get fairy fire Just another feather fall right at the end right now right now just right here Okay, I know look I know you're I'm I know you're making a goof But I just want to say that the game does explain No Stop it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'd be really annoying. I'll stop. How dare you? Yeah, stop get out I'm done. I don't know anything about this game. I know nothing at all. This is how I'm gonna exclusively look at how I run Who's this should we kill her is playing Baldur's Gate with Jacob the same as like watching the Lord of the Rings with Jacob So if you notice right here on shadow heart, um, the way that she kicked the helmet She actually broke her toe But they kept the take in I'm scared. I'm hiding He's the only one I could throw all of you guys are too heavy for me. Oh grammy Yankees actually. Oh my god, grammy Yankee I never got to see her so close up. That's a shiny bubble Oh Get the shiny thing reach for the artifact reach for the artifact that'll look so good in my china cabinet Oh, shit, she woke up Killer What's the astral sea version of china? Uh, I don't I don't want to answer that Jacob answer that for me. I don't want to do that Uh, maybe the tears because it's the most populated area Doesn't matter. We made it No answer you could have given would have been good I set you up for failure I wished for nothing more than your demise. Yep I did give grammy Yankee the uh, beholder neck tattoo by the way. I don't know. Oh, that looks awesome. Oh my god Oh She's a grammy Yankees been doing some wild years. She's my granddaughter my granddaughter. She's a wily little girl Her name is grambeholder I have a little monster in my head. It's called dementia I'm losing my mind Uh When we have the little monsters in our heads you're like, I don't know what the fuck is going on Who are you? Who am I? I just hit my head really hard. My Alzheimer's is so bad. I had to put all of these arrows on my cloak to know Which way right is? Whoa Which way again? Oh, yeah, that's right That is right Correct It's weird how different the game is already just for playing for a player. Hmm. It's crazy Okay, I click level up the screen is black. I'm scared Jacob. Absolutely not abjuration. I'm going to go circle of the spores Shoot it. Oh, oh, shit. Okay. Here we are. It took a second to load up, but we're in Very good All I had to do was click one, but choices pending class features. I love Oh, fuck. All right. I got jack. Oh, so you can multi-class whenever at any time and uh It you don't have there's no requirements Oh, sweet. Uh, I have song of rest which seems to be different Yeah, instead of making our short rests better you we get an extra one So we only get two short rests per long rest and as a bard you we basically get a third one So that's what song of rest is and I can replace the spell if I want to but I won't be doing that not today Really, really, uh I think I want to disguise self because I want to be oh, please. It's so it's great. I want to be a hihi. Whoo-hoo I didn't know they changed transmutations Uh Thing to be about alchemy so I didn't take medicine I think gamy Yankee's still leveling up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hang on. I've I've got a I've got a pivot away from transutation Let's go fucking Oh, so that guy So I just want to say that note was definitely 100 naked for for a hot sec Oh the loading Also, you're just a giant awesome. I can throw the badge This is gonna be so great. We're gonna get to so many locations just by you being able to toss me Chew thick take him out Get him get him Get over here. I'm gonna hunt you down Wait, wait, come back. I can talk with animals What a fuzzy friend break him out of his Uh wild shape. Okay. I'm just gonna make you another fuzzy friend. Oh, there's a letter. I'm gonna hang out Oh, this guy's got a perfumed letter. I'm gonna uh grab Yankee's summoning inventory And read it Yeah, I'm sorry it looks so good it looks so delicious Oh Now now Jacob don't eat my Oh, why did I make it smell like orange? I For another short rest My cat's dead Is there a reason why there's a book right here that's titled shanties for the bitch queen Yep, that's one of her names Wait This song is just to the What This first song is just to the tune To the tune of uh row the old chariot along what? Oh, that's great. Yeah And the bitch queen stays the storm grandma found a hat Grandma found a grandma found a house Grandma found a potion of healing and oh, fuck grandma got some grass. Graham's gonna smoke this shit Who wants a backpack look at okay look at this thing I can do watch this. Okay. Let me look at you Goodbye, oh my god That's sweet actually Well, look at this thing I can do is that like just an attack or can you actually go far with it? Like where'd you get that hat? I think I can and I just didn't do it right. Okay I found it I didn't take it off a dead body Okay, well, that's good because I oh I was worried you might have that honestly That was the first thing I thought you did But now that you've shot my worries naughty boy for thinking grammy and key I'm not thinking about it anymore. No, don't don't you worry. I won't think that again Although it is weird this badger that's already eaten three bodies is surrounding me kind of circling me like a vulture I'm sure he won't eat me though I'm sure You're just walking past all these free dead bodies deeter. I already looted them you you missed this one Which one? Well, it was I mean it's just kills you. Oh, yeah. He's like this one and you're dead Wait, wait, wait, what about this one door over here? We missed it. Let's come over to the door I want to look at this door. What's in this door? All right There's an ancient sigil circle. It's an ancient door. It's locked And grammy and key will try to pick it. Oh, I don't have these tools. Oh, that's at the badger. Oh Didn't work That didn't pan out. Yeah, let's attack the ancient door Can I get guidance? I'm a badger. I can't That's okay I only I only failed it by one Oh, no Wait, wait, give it to me. Let me try Are we allowed to waterfall rolls in this game? Get your own ship Yeah, like if if one person fails can the next person just try again Yeah, uh, yes, but a lot of the times the the thing you're rolling for uh, Either won't be an option or you have to use something for it So for this you need to need another thieves tools Oh, which we don't have each thieves tools. It is a is a Because one of us was a piece of shit. Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing with that? Oh That's our fast travel stuff It is teleport to other places we find it could be somebody else's problem Come on badger Lovely I'm gonna have to take up animal talk. Oh, what the fuck Oh Oh, I go first I can't get to that something I have to like Jump you can jump so far Run tune thick run We have no issues here ready Nice She's just like ignis quick Granny icky don't play That guy's dead my favorite No, fuck you my favorite uh Vocal components for any spell in this game is is a sacred flame It's incandes Incandes It's it's it's no, that's it. It's just incandes Shadow heart's always going incandes Incandes I hardly know Candace I'm gonna kill this intelective hour. I dealt one damage. All right, you guys do something now. You're so good. Yeah, I know I already dealt damage Ow, fuck It discharged on you Let's go badgy Not can't I can't get to that once I'm just gonna have to attack this one Hell yeah I softened it up for him. Don't get too excited All right, I'm gonna get closer. Yeah, why did you go in the circle tune thing or whatever? You know what? I'm gonna shoot this one. I'm tired of I'm tired of being crazy Pack vicious mockery. No, yeah, I didn't get it. Oh nice. Oh, you got it with the backswing. Yeah See see when you miss with one sword, that's just an invitation for you to use the second sword I'm gonna take this sirrebellum great beer and a dagger in here Oh, shit. There's a there's an intelective hour up there. How do I get there? Oh, I guess there's a chest up here, too All of his goodies are mine void bulb spiked bulb and a skull There we go. I found poison in it and I took it I'm gonna sit in the viscous chair. We have a poison Oh a dagger and a repeat It was just taking a load off kitties Attack chair grandma fell asleep in the chair. Oh grandma finally Died That was the end of grammy. You just suddenly dies on the adventure like two seconds in Did you eat the brain? No I have to eat stools. Hey if we want we can try to go back and open that door You can try unlocking that uh, that trunk there, which one right here In the back of the car this one this one. Oh, oh where Which one That one. Oh, I found a chest guys. Oh, oh, it's locked. Sorry. We'll have to come back for it later All right, no worries. Hold still you All right, I'm gonna go there. Davi. You should walk up this way. No, wait, what? Yeah, Davi. You should walk up this way Okay, fine. I'll walk up that way, but I want to go try that door Okay, we will okay. What's even though it's kind of nothing up here and but it's fine He's on the wrong way No, I'm gonna go this way. What's what's over here? Hey, hey, I got some ballsam Not much what's up with you All right, fine. What's up? What do you want? Who is this showed? What You can kill it can't you like you kill the others Oh, shit. Oh, okay. He's got me on the ground kiss him Dexterity lock lips Well, looks like you're dead Bye I like how the rest of us are just canonically watching You canonically knew this would happen Good Oh, you have horns too. That's gonna hurt. Yeah, he literally chose the worst option against a ram's head tiefling I hate when I fade to the worm Fades to xqc Oh, no, put the knife away and I'll tell you everything Okay All right, I'm gonna say something and you can't judge me Okay, what are you glad to see we're all cut up now. That's not really um Well, how controversial I never would have expected I uh I love him I yeah, yeah, he's he's great. I'm a bold Aryan too. Tell him your name. Not You tell me at least know something about these words, you know as much as I do I know he didn't want the merits Of that much we can be certain. I love this man See this man wants to believe that he's very smart. So if I act dumb and pretty then he'll want me Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yep. What smart people what smart men want more than anything Is a dumb man? Yep You have no idea how on the mark you are right now. All right I need to get moving but you can shelter at my camp. I don't even I don't even know what that means Asterian is so baby girl Yeah, he definitely seems like a pillow princess Spencer loves him so much. I also love him Uh, is what I was saying before I want to wear him. I want to wear his clothes and his skin Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Just crawl right in get him. Get him. He's leaving. Don't let him get away Badgers sick of Asterian Asterian get back here. Oh, there's another person Asterian come back Do you tell he disappeared he's gone Oh Did I miss something I'm gonna assume I didn't I just I just bit the mind of flair that was laying here Well, I'm glad that it's dead. Good job. You did a good thing here Thank you I mean Oh Let me loop these dead goblins Okay No, let me through. I need to loot the dead gobble really fun to pilot this badger I feel like I like got a whole caboose. I got a drag around when you really fun Remember when you were complaining because you were you didn't want to play druid I regret it. It's great. I want to cast disguise self to look like a Can we click all the watch what's happening right now? Oh my god Never mind I was going to click disguise self so that I could disguise as a goblin since I saw some dead goblins Maybe there was what what's what's happening in the grandma Yankee. All right, Grammy Yankee. What's going on here? Wizard intelligence No, grandma's a wizard Wow grandma Yankee likes them. Oh, no, don't give her a bardic inspiration for that. No, I Love guidance I'm a badger. Yeah, you can't get bad. Badger guidance. Yeah, I'll take bardic You're welcome you roll all that work for a DC seven Grandma's gonna sing a quick lullaby to the Wii. He's just a crazy old wizard. Mm-hmm. I love her Grandma used summon boyfriend He's even wearing the same clothes as you he's got arrows to point down cuz he also has dementia Which way is down? Oh, there it is. My arrows pointing. I love this man so much. I Ship him with the pale guy with the elf Yeah, don't trust Couldn't have phrased it more repellent Wow, you knew your name yes He is my boyfriend after Wait, why did he do that? Because he's summon boyfriend a joint with a knitting needle. Mmm. Oh My god, yes. No, that is a grandma option shit. I can knit you a cap Was a grandma option that was a grandma they put a grandma option. They knew I was gonna do it Even though we're a party for is there any way that we're gonna be interacting with these guys at camp? Yeah, yeah, will it be worth it? I if you if you care about the incredibly written characters they put in this game. Yes This is a D&D campaign, of course, I don't That's true. I guess I Don't like this guy. I Love him. I like gale. He's my second favorite. His name is gay. It's your first favorite. Yeah Yeah, I haven't even met her yet in my solo game, but Oh Carlac Like with heart eyes. I love her so much. All right. Like I said, I'm gonna disguise into a goblin Sounds good I have to find wait what I Have to find goblin. Oh, I almost turned into a gnome. That's not what I wanted to be I have to control my urges Is there no goblin can I not disguise as a goblin The cat can move you have to click the cat on your on the left on your little portrait Okay, it doesn't have an option and it doesn't seem to like like I'm Selected the cat. Yeah, you should be able to move it around and stuff It's not moving Maybe because I'm not in Divination wizard. I don't have a the improved. Okay, fine. Oh, no, no, you it's that's fine familiar, right? No, no, that was minor illusion. Oh, then no, no, no, yeah, all right behold infinite cats Hello That's what it looks like Well, that was wonderful, how do I dispel? Oh, I figured out now no one will know who you are now No one will know who I am should go talk to those guys up there. Maybe they won't know who you are Yeah, go talk to them. Uh, where are they who are the guys in here in here in here through the door through the door Which door? No, wait, look at the big door. Oh, there's a door that way. Oh in the dirt mound shit Anybody get a shovel yet? I don't think we have a no not yet. All right. We'll remember that it's here. All right I'm going this way. Oh Shit there are guys in here Whoa, ah, hello. I bet you don't know who I am anymore Guys, please look at me Oh, okay, maybe I get closer But this is my face which is what I've always had, right? Hmm Those are all good Okay, I think that ships an invasion force Wait, let me give you a little guidance Good, you can also give yourself advantage by casting friends or a charm person. I will cast charm person amazing Wait, why wait, why would I cast What's the difference? Oh charm person work scene of even if they're hostile to me, okay? Yeah, it also lasts longer, but friends is amazing. Okay friends. It doesn't last longer. Well, just kidding. Does friends like Because we're playing on tactician, they will get mad at us after it ends. Oh, that's good Whoa, the reverie more like Rizzeri Worm Nobody's getting any damn Why wasn't the other one allowed to talk there are four of them. Yeah, there were four of them. Okay. Well, I'm sure I'm glad They're not gonna be bothered with me anymore There's a hole right here. It's also a door. It says here that they might accuse you of enchanting them Davi Davi Davi Davi. What's up? Can you disguise yourself into a gnome? Yes Can you disguise yourself into a gnome and go to that door and pretend to be that guy? Which door? There's a door over here Surprise there's a guy behind it was gonna not let us get in unless we talked him Can you disguise yourself into a gnome? All right? I'm going to I don't know try to impersonate him I'm gonna disguise self into a gnome. I don't I don't think it lets me disguise self into a particular Just try just try just try just try One sec what oh, it's all right. That just turned off my disguise. So yeah, yeah try casting it again Yeah, now I can try to cast it again No, no, no, no, no mask. No, that's what he was all right and Okay, go now go to the door. I'm a different guy They won't know at all Yes Can't fail it Unless he rolls the one right I can't I can't cast friends on him because I can't see him Thank you Go in there Let's all go in there. I think it auto. Yeah, well, I guess not Hey, wait a minute. Oh, oh, no, he's realizing I wasn't a gnome at all He's like you don't even look like that All right, Davi you're first. Okay. I'm gonna Do this. Oh shoot. No, no wait fuck click to confirm click to confirm. There we go I spent my action transforming back into me. Oh I thought you turned into something else He's like he just has skyrim brain. He's like Must have been the wind That didn't work. Oh, I'm gonna get behind him so you guys can get in here Hill him hill him Jump everybody jump You came to the wrong dungeon You can't do anything Get him get him Fuck that guy Taking a short sword and his leather armor. Okay. All right, calm down guy I had a simple jerkin, but now I have So I didn't need the light keeping I'm keeping my Even though you can you have dark because you can only see in shades of gray and there might be colors. I thought a cup You wouldn't follow that without my light. What is it? What's it? I'm gonna throw this cup. Oh No The one thing you could throw The one thing is strong. Oh, this is gonna be my weapon. Oh my god. I'm gonna scare some people. I'm gonna scare some people Okay Oh Use does anybody have like and then Can anybody just say for things guys? Like is it did you have comprehend languages? No, no, okay. I actually don't even think that's a spell in the game That sucks because there's a plaque that can't be understood We could all try here. I'm gonna pull this lever and see what happens. Okay, it'll probably be fine What's in here? I have good news guys. That's what I thought I thought I was gonna say. I have good news What's the good news I go first What's the bad news I'm locked on to somebody else. Oopsie. There we go. All right, bring it on check this out Not enough resources. Okay. All right about bonus action like this All right We got him I Can't do anything else because my movement is done. I guess I could dash. It's it we got this we got this So per the lore of the story, why are we in here? Because we decide the lore is we decided to come in here We're trying to get these brain worms fixed we randomly found a dude who's all like hey guy Are you the boss and we spontaneously decided to transform disguise ourselves as the boss and they come in here and start murdering everybody I think they're like looters Someone also said role initiative, so it's kind of like we don't have much of a joy the looters Number I'd like to take you back to Thursday When we have a very clear kind of mission and like Stuff was supposed to do in the kingmaker game and we all decided to go to the spooky island because I Made an off-hand comment about it. Yeah, that's true in the kingmaker game You've got an entire like a faction of evil ogres that want to kill you and not over strolls whatever But instead you heard about this spooky island that was kind of scary and you're like I really want to go there I feel that I get that sounds like player D&D players Okay, I forgot that this was a thing everybody's gonna do something right now after this lady takes her turn Okay, what is that? I'll tell you I'll tell you once she's done. Okay. Okay. Everybody push I Okay on I you're gonna go Hello, okay, you're gonna go to the middle one that says spell book the middle on the top There's a middle button that says spell book means skill once you're there Push I you're gonna be on the top. There's gonna be three buttons equipment spell book and alchemy You're gonna push spell book then you're gonna push reactions Right, you're gonna tick the little box next to opportunity attack ask because sometimes you have reactions for other things And you may not want to use your opportunity attack. Okay So now it will ask you if you want to use it I'm going to beat her up now because that was a lot and I want to hit something I'm so sorry, I always get them on the second swing. They can never beat me Yeah, they see the second sword, but they think that haha, that's just for blocking clearly. It's a very mischievous shield I didn't mean to make an edgy character, but I'm not unhappy that I did Yeah, I think we definitely needed it Yeah, we need a little bit of like non levity in the group I'm gonna be bringing corpses back to life. I'm excited yep Wait, what I Mean what? Oh opportunity attack. Why don't I yeah? You would have if that wouldn't have killed her. Okay. Oh, yeah, someone can take the Thieves these tools. I'm not good at those somebody else I will take the thieves tools because I'm the closest thing to a Thief we have. Oh, if I take that armor, it will encumber me. Okay. Oh, that's why I'm encumbered Hang on. Hang on. I gotta get hang on. I gotta get rid of some stuff in my inventory really quick What? We just get rid of these these are in my inventory. Let me just get rid of the intellect Pick those intellect of ours back up. We don't know what we can do with them What's the pile of books death and divinity a godly guide the mortal view I witness accounts of the Baal spawn crisis the Baal spawn the ball no, no, no I'm just a guy now Wait, what the fuck If you go to your inventory, you can choose to show your armor or you're just regular clothes These tools for me Yeah, there you go. No, I'm gonna keep my normal ones on because I got a bunch of like coolness on Yeah, I look I look sick. All right, I'm out in the store. What's in this? Wait, that also means that you can just wear armor and but be shirtless if you want The door Everyone is out here playing D&D You caught us Naked, why'd you shut the door because I didn't want them to see grandma Yankee Grandma Yankee, she's for a gore funk. She's for our eyes only You think we'll be in here. All right, okay here. I'm gonna help you guys out go fairy fire. Oh That's awesome. That's great. Okay. Bye Yeah, I still need to go through that door That sounds like a you problem I ended my turn I'm gonna use my symbiotic entity this has also been within like six seconds, so you've rapidly This is the chain this is the peasant chain gun of the door I want you guys to open the door and just see all of them dead once it's my turn again Debbie and your turn No Haven't saved for a while either Playing on tactician, right? Yeah. Yeah, they will they will intentionally down kill characters that are down. Oh shit Is there a way of just to like revive them me? I guess we have scrolls. Yeah the scrolls Why are you magic? Missiling the ones I fairy fired those are the only one I can see It's the only closer. I I'm a grandma firing those magic missiles hit. Oh my All right, okay, I think we actually have to give a shit Oh No, he's jumping Here comes a wizard step free I am alive Okay, all right, let's be real now it's time Well, it's your turn. I'm actually now. I'm actually thinking it's turn Yeah, I'm thinking of whether I should rage or just drink a health potion, right? You should you should rage and I will healing word you and then I will cure wounds Davy. Oh No, you killed the enemy. Oh, no, I I miss I'm serious. I miss clicked. I miss clicked so bad Okay, all right, well I did it Oh 32 oh, we're not we're not ready for these guys. All right, that's all Can I close the door I can't At least it melted the ice Someone can I turned off I turned off opportunity attacks entirely You just earned them off. Yeah Yeah spellbook reactions I turned them off instead of clicking ask I just don't provoke them anymore He's done. He's not doing it. I hopped out I Say no, wait. Oh my god. I'm looking straight down Casting the spell shit. Yeah I think we go too hard Kill him I'm up Aren't you the healer? Oh wait, all right. Why did you go for him? He was my only Can I put can I give you a healing potion? Can I like apply it to you? I think you can throw it next to me, but it will use your action Yeah, why not? Okay. Okay, throw it at me. It'll give me one health. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wait. I just did it I'm gonna hang on. I'm gonna I'm gonna healing word. Watch this. All right. I'm gonna get a little uh And then as bonus action, I'm drinking this myself. This is mine though. Perfect. I healed all right. I'm standing here. Oh fuck Okay, we get maybe I should put my clothes back on All right, I have to end my turn All right, open the door and kick ass door open Fucking cheeks are out No, why don't you have an action? I because I think I Used it yeah, you don't have an action because you got brought back up. Oh, that's stupid Oh god Sure opportunity attack. You're killing all of them with opportunity attacks because none of them are bothering to disengage You're still alive. Oh my god. The idea that you're still alive is insane or is the mvp. All right All right, she's dead I got this one I got this one guys This one's done. Fuck you. Fuck you Crit and she's still up and she's still up. Okay. I am my turn. She's got one hit point left Should I go for her or no? I'm gonna go magic Fucking grammy Yankee magic missile one of them on her and the rest on something else Like that guy like like torga Torga grammy Yankees This does not belong on youtube Grammy Yankees cheeks out Don't actually cast anything on her. She's burning. Won't she take damage at the start of return. Yeah, she'll take damage Oh, yeah, she will. Yeah, so she's dead. She's dead Okay, then I'm gonna do a little I can't go anywhere. Oh, you can't do a jump I can't I can't jump my path is interrupted. I also don't have a bonus action. Also. I don't have movement speed Also, it's difficult to Maybe just kill her then. No, no, don't kill her. It's pointless. You heal yourself. Use a phone. I do Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Do you have an action a normal action? All right. I'll hide. I'm done Now you're dead. I'm dead Oh, no, you didn't you couldn't even close the door, right? All right, all right grab a Yankee. Let's see what you got I've played with the house rule that like getting back up from exhaust or start getting back up from downed Uh gives you exhaustion. Oh my god. I don't even know what you did. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's dead. Nice. All right. We got one less One left. We got it Now I'm really hidden Oh, I'm you get you're gaping And We did it Look, you're kidding. Jacob, were they meant to be difficult? Oh, um, I don't know I remember not trouble with that fight, but I've also never We we did do very poorly. Yeah, they were hey, give me that scroll Oh, I'm sorry. You can have that scroll. I'll give that to grandma. Yeah, I'll just scroll. How are you doing this? Grandma put your clothes back. Grandma put her clothes back. Grandma's feeling a little hot. I'm taking the unclaimed book Okay, I'm not reading all of that. There's a short ball and leather armor and book airs. We might want to take a short rest We definitely do I'm gonna go. You may want to take a long rest So anybody can push the short rest button We should probably not do that and just give it to davi because um, otherwise we're gonna goof and do it twice Okay, all right. So davi you get to decide our short rest. Where is the short rest button? On the camp button on the bottom right Click that on the top. One of those is uh the the two big green Short rest. All right, are we ready? Yes, does it matter if we're not all like right next to each other? No, you just do it Nice We could even do a second one if you really wanted to do we get spells back on a short rest What do we do? Um, no, do any of us look like warlocks? I'm just wondering if I don't know how ballers gate is change things It's exactly the same as normal dnd. Anyways, uh I'm gonna cast a bone chill So there was nothing of use in here There was a lever, but I don't know what it did. Yeah, open this door. It must have opened this I'm so smart Uh, can we pray I have no spell slots though and there I have have the sense. There's a fight coming up. Okay. All right. I want a long rest Wait, why did you open the door then? Why did you go in? Because I smelled a dank crypt and I wanted to get in here And before we go too much further and I just went in up again Davy save the game. I just went in All right. Okay. Save the game. I cannot save right now. The game is currently sinking All right. Well, and it's I think it's because somebody's still loading into the room I'm gonna go around to these opulent chests and collect all of these uh saving Saving saving saving saved you did it. Uh saving it still says it's saving. It hasn't finished saving Sinked cloud save Wow silver necklace for grandma For grandma. Whoa It was it Davy No, I know what to stop. You said that there was going to be a fight in here. You lied I I said there's one coming up. I'm not in here. I'm stealing this book on death and resurrection All right. We should probably long rest All right, should we long rest wait, we can just long rest here now Yeah, push the push the yes. Okay. Okay Uh, what is the like the penalty for long resting just everywhere all the time So the there's two things. Uh, you all god Why don't think Davy could see it. I can't know Okay, so first of all when you um When you uh long rest you don't get everything back unless you uh eat food Um, we have a bunch of food and camp supplies that we'll get to use before we sleep Yeah, and then we'll get our full long rest. Um, that has never happened to me in the game though I almost always have the supplies to long rest. Um, the other penalty I don't know what the limitation of it is But sometimes time will progress and certain quests like will things will happen Like, uh, but it's not always it's only like really time sensitive things that are completely obvious. So Those are the only two things other than that. I think you can just long rest whenever you want Wait, stop moving Jacob stop moving. Okay. How are you doing? What are you doing? I'm trying to get closer to you, but I guess I'm gonna go talk to my love. Where is he? There he is Asterian, hello We're My nudity is turned on and I He said so we're resting here turning in for the night. I said what you've never slept in the woods before Looking around this rostoni crypt. Yeah, yeah It's no feather bed, but it'll do I'm I'm not really sure what I expected really All of her jewelry Oh damn grandma Yankees kind of thick Grandma Yankees got cake She she can bake it and she she she's made with it Rest or don't it's up to you All right, I was just talking again You're asleep. Oh my god, Davy. You're in your undies We'll both stay up. I'm not ready to turn my back on a stranger. No, I'm not tired yet. I'll sleep later That man's a creep. Oh, I don't need this. How do I get it out of my inventory? I'm in NPC mode. I'm gonna put my clothes back on I like what I like. Time for bed It is Betty by All right, so you can choose it or you can auto-select it What are the camp supplies that we choose does it give us different things? No, you just you just don't auto-select it. You can just be like, uh, tonight We're having dried sausage links and grapes and cheese and fish and fish and apples and fire swill Then why is there a mechanic for it? There are no the only mechanic thing is that you need to reach 40 to get a long rest So 80 because we're in tactician. Yeah, it'll select. Uh, oh, sorry. What was that Jacob? It's 80 because we're in tactician Okay Well, oh right row raggy. All right, well that player needs to choose their camp supplies. Oh, oh, it's me. I'm so sorry. There we go delicious Tonight we had six bottles of wine All right He said that while we were asleep Six bottles of wine All right, and then if you push the camp button on the bottom again If you just push leave camp you will go right back to where we were. Okay. Bye The party wears more clothes when they sleep Oh, you can just chill out in the camp as a solo player. Yeah I'm just getting there Which way to become from I threw the chest around. Okay, we came from uh, I think this is the way to go these heavy oak doors Well, there's another way to go this way. Well, I'm gonna open these heavy oak doors Oh, I think we came from this. Oh wait. Did we come from this way? No quicksave quicksave quicksave quicksave quicksave quicksave quicksave Push f5 push f5 right now Jesus christ Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Look around do whatever you want do whatever you want. I'm like really trying not to tell Yeah What the fuck Just just now go you can vent guys amogus All right, I'm gonna mess with the sarcophagus Somebody greased on the floor Grandma Yankee I'm gonna take this uh Versatile dagger called the watcher's guide And also this engraved key called the engraved key That's amazing. How do I leave? That just goes can I just get out of here? Is there anything stopping us? The sarcophagus is trapped. Okay. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna leave. Oh Well Oh Oh goodness I have succeeded. Are you sleeping on the floor? No There you go. See I got everything I wanted so I'm happy. Stop. Stop everybody Um, Davi, I just want to let you know that door that was on the beach it goes in there Really? Yep. Yep. Wait. Wait. What? Oh that room with the fire. That's that's where that door on the beach went Okay, I guess that's kind of lame. Who's this guy? Another scroll for me. Oh, there's another in tune scribe right over here I'm gonna touch him He had golden and a quarter staff took his stuff right now Send all your delicious wizard spell scrolls to grandma Yankee She's going to shove them in her mouth and eat them to learn their knowledge I don't know anything about religion over here. So this is nothing to me A vase, nothing in the vase. Grandma Yankee knows a lot. Grandma Yankee doesn't know jack It's it's uh, I think I think it's jergle. Who's the who once was the god of death Stupid Jacob the god of death is Some other guy All right, well that was fun Uh, I'm going this corner over here. What what corner getting this corner over here. Holy shit. Why are you telling me to do things? Because this is kind of important important Later on I won't judge you for anything but go in that direction. What over here Yeah What what is it? Oh, I found it I found a button. What's this button do? Now we're all dead. Look at what you've done. Good Oh, you look distressed Oh, no It's like that scene from spy kids two the island of lost dreams starring famed actor Steve Buscemi You're right All right, I'm raging. All right. I have an idea too thick All right, everyone. It's time to go Oh great the chess just told me don't loot cool Don't loot. Mm-hmm No, I should have dashed. Hang on. Let me dash real quick Yeah, I'm gonna get in here and get to this. All right. There we go Okay, that's actually pretty useful. I love I grabbed it What Gavin you just looting that room? Uh, I'm making my life easier and I'm making your lives easier because I just got We're fighting skeletons and you're looting a I just got the amulet of lost voices that lets me speak with dead Oh, that's cool. Actually. Yeah, now I can speak with the dead and tell them to stop killing us That's not how that works at all. Yeah, then what are you talking about? They're dead. I can speak with them Your knowledge of magic truly is limited Are they alive or dead Jacob? Then who am I who am I to speak to them this is why this is this is why I don't think I could ever DM Davi because you feel bullied. Do you feel the spell says speak with dead? Do you feel dead Jacob? I feel like I feel about a 14 out of 19. Oh, yeah I just killed the skelly Good I'm gonna I'm gonna give a whip for grandma Yankee. I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot. Oh, I can't shoot that one I'm gonna shoot this one with a 55 chance Hey, that's the odds I like to see He's dead. I got him. He's gonna keep raya frosting me. So I don't think I'm gonna catch this guy Yeah, oh boy Get raya frosted What about you? Oh, I can't see hog cloud These guys like five clown Ow Raya frost all of the magic beams in this game looks so fucking cool. They do they look really really cool Uh, I'd like to actually attack this guy directly I need to can this go away I will attack his life points directly go Do it soldier. Oh, oh, I hit him Nice I hit him both times with a 45 percent. I'm god All right, let me see if I can make him prone Tell you We're gonna kick his ass Oh And then he runs away. He's like Ah I stood up. Does he lose an action for doing that at least he lost movement That does nothing to me. Wow 20 chance to hit him here. Let me move out of the fog Yeah, there you go. I now have a 45 percent chance to hit him But that also means I had a 24 percent chance with disadvantage to hit him and I hit him both times anyway Perfect Take that I always hit it with the second one the rebound they never get they never expect it. Uh, I can't really do anything else Thanks for the help grandma Yankee. You're welcome Finally someone appreciates me I have always appreciated you. Did that do anything? Ow my dome Kill him Davy Kill him. Oh, oh, yeah, of course. Sorry Fuck that guy. Why did he duck like that? He has look who he has on him. He has one gold He had a whole ass gold on him All right, Davy go back in that room that you opened and looted. Yeah, yeah, yeah You guys are gonna believe what I've got can we short rest? I'm I'm hurting you shut up I'm bruised and beaten. Hey, I didn't even get hit once. So maybe be more like me I'm so sorry. You're right. I'll try to be better. Oh grandma Yankee forgot to bring out her crab Grandma Yankee has crabs Yes One the badger the badger ate the crab Oh my god, it's back. No When the developer didn't really read the source material that well No, that's what the off bread. It's vicki. This is just like the dougie of the dragon's cartoon. They five Wait, did episode one Did did this guy just like What the fuck is the guy on about If you you can click on the dialogue yesterday to see what he said. All right. It's on the lower left Well, he's all like I woke up and I saw somebody I'm so smart Because I knew that would happen if somebody woke me up. I'd find them So he's spoken what here you talk about my character sitting in camp. I'm gonna brb Okay, I have an option I will say this guy is semi important in the Uh, just game in general. He can do a bunch of stuff for you, but I would like to attack. Yeah, you can go ahead Fine, I'll be nice Fine Oh Tiefling and bard I like these ones Only the only life that matters is mine One of the person's deeds Life is of infinite value and merits sacrificing energy for everything for A life is worth only as much As the legend remember I like that answer Okay, fuck you if you're gonna ask me an opinion and then be like no, your opinion is wrong It was my opinion. Yeah, shut the fuck up. I was just waiting for you to reaffirm what I already believed otherwise you were wrong You're a dick withers Oh, shit. That's grandma's axe Wait, if I hadn't worn the amulet would I have been able to speak with him? I think you can because he's a lich. Okay Yeah Well, grandma Yankee just got a soul coin Uh Come on Yankee just get hanging on me the fucking Thing is here. I like to fire resistance and arsonist oil Oh, no, what's in this room? Also a ton of gold. So grandma Yankee's gonna use some of that to learn learning hands What is the book of dead gods? I'm picking that up I don't know what any of these books do or if they do anything at all But I've just been picking up every book I find Oh, I think you can read that book if you choose it from your inventory and read it Does it do anything or is it just like cool lore? Some of them are just lore But some of them actually do do something and that one looked like it was locked. So I think you can open it God damn it wrong button here With the dead gods, I read you Oh shit, it does have a lock Uh arcana strength Uh, I'll do arcana. I'm better at it and then Jack of all trades. This is gonna be hard to do, but I'll try Hey We win nice I didn't even need that plus one beautiful Which has happened Oh, no not religion All right. Well, it's a lower class. Yeah, that just means I'm oh Let's go Oh god, I just ruined my green screen one sec I deaf oh no Oh, it's yeah I popped off so hard This is bad one sec Okay, we fixed it. Oh, I failed my investigation role I'm not a very intelligence based person if only we had someone like that. I've just got a I've just acquired a spell scroll of ray of enfeeblement Oh, give that to grandma Send that to grandma. She's gonna put that in her spell book. Okay. She's gonna put that in a recipe book Here, here's the book of dead gods for you Give grandma your knowledge I picked up a scroll of what is it protection from good and evil? Falling and marquel. Yeah Grandma learn that grandma can learn that grandma will learn that when she has more money Once jacob is ready, we will venture forth I think he's in the camp. I don't know if that means that like he's fault. Is he following us? No, maybe take A few minutes and I'll go to the camp and go to the bathroom real quick All right We'll do right back. What is over? Streets about I'm gonna explore this cave more I'm gonna throw this corpse Oh A singular light source in a circle What does this button do? Okay Guys, I think I've solved the puzzle What the fuck? I've solved my old puzzle Oh, no, he's mine now You picked him up. Yeah, I'm I'm encumbered He's in my pocket. I can't get him out. He's stuck I think you could drop him. I can I just did Here, what if I just do this? Someone just to ask what class everyone is. We have a barbarian barred wizard and uh Druid I'm just hanging out in my underwear. Wait shit fucking withers is here. Yeah, he's still here He's not in our party. He's just around You let him out. So he's like, oh, I can explore now Bitch what? Oh, you're talking to him. Yeah I tried to talk to him. He's all like go fuck yourself I am old. Oh, I'm gonna say as a bard it seems you've read ahead in our little story The mechanics of fate would be difficult to explain to one such as thyself regardless Do you think he can breathe out of that nose? Never mind. He's gone There he goes You asked one too many questions. Whoa there he go What's he up to? Walking around Oh he's just Just sad he's out of here. Okay. Well there he goes He's just walking around and Disappointingly commenting on things. Oh god, they ruined my cards All of my sarcophagi They mixed up my beanie babies I was saving roux They saved over my animal crossing. Oh no I had the heterochromia cat There he goes into the water. Oh wait, what is he gone? No, he's just walking into the water. What what? Oh, I think it's because I threw some dead but I threw some of the undead in there He's just checking them out. That's amazing Ah, yes wet I haven't been wet for over millennia Let me turn the lights on Grand Minky's back with salami. Ah, hey, uh, we found your boyfriend. He's over there by the lake There he is. No, he's he just passed him. It's my ex. There he goes. He's your old flame Things ended weird between Grand Minky and withers It was especially weird that withers was just his given name I was gonna say like do you think they named him withers first? Like before Before the lichening And if not like he became a lich and then in his infinite wisdom from being a super high level like wizard He decided withers was the most appropriate name Well, he used to go by his full name wither for Uh withers is just kind of a nickname Very good Do we know if uh Someone who's camping follows us like once he gets out of camping Okay, that's fair in that case i'm gonna go talk to my boyfriend. I'll be back Okay Uh, I go to camp off we go I'm climbing these stairs Yeah, I'll come with Where is he? Yes Stereon my beloved Speak with me. Oh grandma. Yeah. Oh, okay. Grand Minky accidentally missed. Fuck As soon as I came up there was just a skeleton on the ground. So I was like grandma. Yeah, you know I need you in my party. Will you travel with us? Uh, I'm gonna leave I'm gonna talk to this guy. I'm gonna talk to oh I'm gonna try to seduce gail before jacob ken He'll talk to me All right, we need to go find the shovel Yeah, we need a shovel. I think we can I found another dirt pile So this man asked you're not versed in magic Are you and I'm not allowed to say yes despite the fact that I'm a bard which means that I am literally versed in magic I'm gonna go and look for a thing without setting up any more stuff All right, just talk to you normally. What's on your mind? Tell me about yourself I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar all the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry I want to know more about Yes, I want to know about more than your hobbies Tell me Especially my oh, okay. That's rude. He's rude. All right, okay fine shovel I'm gonna try peering into his mind with wisdom those two This is a great idea only good things can come of this I rolled a 14 out of 15 What's up? Oh no I'm gonna use my inspiration to roll again Yeah It worked it worked it. I just rolled a 15 I'm making good moves. I'm making moves Good he'll never know I'm sure that he okay, I feel like the romance is going very well Romance started I invite you to Unfortunate All right, so as far as seducing goes I feel like I'm already on the right track I've already like gotten into his head And once you're in a guy's head, you never get out. He's gonna be thinking about me all night That's just to do some starts Gale disapproves and on the upper corner Tell me about yourself Oh, shit, he's a magistrate that means he's a corrupt government official and I can I can ask no further questions What does he talk like that? Oh, I got inspiration cool Yeah, so far we have two points of inspiration right now You have two I've already spoken with somebody also. It looks like shadow heart wants me to speak with her. What's up shadow heart? No, I think we share inspiration as a group Interesting Uh, let's see. What do you think of we should get to what do you think of all that has happened? You're clear We'd best get hunting if you discover anything that might help us I'm always It's a little disorienting that like The volume of the takes from each line change just ever so slightly What will you do if we manage to remove the tadpoles? Or would you you seem eager to be rid of me? She's like, all right You'll do I haven't forgotten that you saved my life Perhaps I'll be able to return the favor at some point We should get to know each other. Oh shit. Jacob's back No, I I'm just uh, I'm just uh I'm just hiding in this room over here I can't see you because I saw you running like in the background and then you disappeared You could see me in your cutscene Yes, if you get too close, I just or you disappear, but that's it You've got me. I am the mighty tadpole. This body is my vessel I see you. You're just running about Choontake is so top-heavy Yeah He's just dead in there, man. Look at her all chested. We've got one, uh, fucking bad captain america fatter Okay Apparently I can't because he has her far. She wanted to talk about something but can't now. All right Oh, I can't fast travel. I'm leaving camp. That's what I can do. They're not that far. It's fun I will say That uh, so far as far as romancing goes. I'm doing swimmingly a sterian Uh Loves me. He seems very smitten right away. Almost almost too clingy Hmm But i'm not really sure what that's about. How um You know, I don't hear anything. He looks at me with hungry eyes And whoa, yes. Where are you? Where did you go to? um The the fast travel to overgrown, uh, sorry roadside cliffs Oh, I see in that case. I should leave this cave. Uh, and then as for gale Uh, we are also doing very well together. Uh, yeah gale gales, uh gales easy to swoon So far I am one of the only things on his mind due to the fact that I forcefully pride into it So that I could figure out what secrets he was hiding Oh, nice job. Yes Uh, he says he he says he doesn't like it, but as a wizard, I'm pretty sure magic is his kink Where are you guys heavy fast travel? Oh, how do I fast travel push m m. Okay m now Now on the right push overgrown. I mean, sorry roadside cliffs got it. All right. Here I go. What? You're here I made it. Hello. Hello Well some torn net trap. Oh cool and then Shadow heart now Of the three shadow heart has the best personality so far Yeah, yeah shadow hearts. Uh shadow. It's pretty cool. These guys have this game sends me into bi panic Because I love all of them and can't decide Hey, let's listen in Sponsor the prisoner's white hot Your skull pounds you're pounding lisell skull. Why are you paying attention to her lips? Oh, shit That's fun. Uh, grandma's gonna chastise them. See you can break these. Wait, let me give you a let me give you a little guidance. Yep Uh, the dc is fine No Don't roll a one Yay I was gonna give you a knowledge of riz, but I wasn't allowed to anymore Get out of here you whip or snappers Yeah, that's what you said I was gonna disguise myself as a tiefling so that I could convince them to stop Are you not you were that tiefling earlier? Say, please Okay, well, we did it. All right. We'll buy I guess You shot it No, I shut the cage. Yeah and you let her out. Oh, they didn't leave you. They didn't leave you No, I thought they were gone Damn, we saw them. Yeah, they didn't watch like two feet I thought we were cool I intimidated them I think we're very cool Don't hit him. I'll put him to sleep Okay, okay, I will hit him You can uh, tar you can toggle non-lethal in your in your actually never mind. I don't I can't Like 58 points between you do that So click passives on the bottom and you've got toggle non-lethal attacks All right, I'm toggling What I like to do though is okay now we're all doing non-lethal Davi has decided which is fine to be honest. Um, but No, I missed I didn't mean to like force all of you to do it. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine I'm sure we were all gonna choose it anyway, so It's honestly kind of it's kind of annoying if only one person is doing it Because then it doesn't really mean anything I'm gonna whack you in your ass This is good doing Also, if you don't like it being in your passives, you can also go into your character sheet under I And if you go to like your spellbook and stuff, you can put it, um in in like your hot bar if you want to I got it. I got him Nice. Is she dead? Oh non-lethal non-lethal is only melee attacks. Yeah, but that's cool I'm gonna play uh this of divinity and sin Oh the the divinity song. Yep Mm-hmm. That's beautiful Grammy doesn't have an action so You I don't think lazele is gonna it's gonna be non-lethal them Lazele don't don't Can I non-lethal as a wolf or as a badger Or if it's melee attacks you should be able to yeah, perfect. I can that's great. That was my action kill her Sweet oh my music She was like stop stop, please She hit me with the piercing strap gaping wounds You're gaping. Yeah All right, I've changed my mind. We're killing them Not good. All right, we knocked that one out All right passive is off we're done here I can go up to this guy and I can't turn the passive off. How do I do that? I don't know. We're locked into it No, I don't think that's right. I just don't know All right, here I go It might you might only be able to do it on your turn. I don't know Uh, why can't I attack this guy? Oh because he's the wrong guy Well, now he's asleep sleeping mist. Good job. We did it. No, the sleeping didn't miss you You can't cast it sleep and davi attacked at the same time. Oh Oh She was like, no, we're doing this Wait, you will join me. We must find people possess the cure for this infection I I know that they're good Yankee choices, but one is What is the correct choice? A simple thing you wouldn't go are missing is a very grandma choice Oh, yeah We did it team Nice. Uh, also, I I cannot turn off the passive. Oh, I turned it off. I figured it out This tiefling tastes delicious. Oh, no Oh, anyways All right, are we going this way? Where are we going? I don't need any of this out of my face I'm catching up wheelbarrow killed my family I hate wheelbarrows walk forward. Davi. Did they have a crab? You keep saying walk forward. What is it going to attack me? Nothing Why is the game saving? Don't worry. What are these health potions doing here? Davi take two steps forward, please Oh, no Oh, that's a lot of people It's goblins Goblins is it the mind goblin? What's the mind goblin the mind got um got my Mind uh, can't his dick fit? I hardly know her Mind goblin I hardly know. I like the idea that these like punch lines are just floating in the ether mismatching their setups Ether I hardly know her. I I think that the goblins are having a good time. Oh, no cannon Oh I love cannon Well, those guys suck I'm more of a home. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. This part's cool. This part's cool They updated wills thing and it's awesome now What? Oh, she's just got shot. I'll get him. Who is this? Oh my god Oh, I love him so much I'm I'm in love He's so cool Oh my god, that's so many people Are we are we here to help them? Um, yeah, the red ones are the bad guys and the green ones are the not bad guys I just wanted to make sure if we didn't want to I don't know get the fuck out of here because this is insane Oh, yeah, we usually leave if you want. I mean, that's fine too But we'd leave damn these people to die and I'm a pretty sympathetic badger All right, fine. I'll kill goblin booyog because that means magic it does Are you in him gaze? Stop making him No I like it when they gape I'm gonna dip my weapon in these leaves so it does extra leave damage It'll make them leave. Yeah, it'll make them leave I no, I'm not laughing anymore You you don't need to laugh your reaction is enough Just of laughing. Yeah Or lack of Any pulls a goal? Oh my god. R.A.D. No So much blood All blood that's down there now. Oh, dude Did you know you can freeze blood and it will make up a freezy ground? What this isn't divinity That's what happened in with that's what happened to us in that other fight Uh, all right Do you want me to go out to that warg or because I was thinking of just going up here While grandma Yankee couldn't push a goblin Grandma Yankee doesn't need the sass Jesus Christ So far Oh, shit. Wow. That was a really good sleep That one's so sleepy he's dead I put him to extra sleep All right, I'm coming down to the war making my way slowly Perfect Zevlar Zevlar's so cool Oh the horn of helm hammer hand Trumpets I'm rallied trumpets in the deep Oh, who got that one? That was such a long animation for a miss Mirror ward Good move Yeah, the animals are fighting. Yeah What the holy crap This man just said arms of the dark. He's a warlock. What? Yeah. Yeah He will wills wills awesome. I love will I love everything about will me too. Where there's where there is this guy Fellow will enjoy There is don't let him don't let him complete the stupid thing. There's oh, I see guys What's up? There's a way to save me crab. Save me crab All right, it's time to kill this guy die warg where there's a warg there's a way and turn That was really good turn. Thank you I feel like a fighter more than I do a bard, but I'm sure that I'll feel even more like a fighter once we get to level three Why didn't he punch his friend? What because he's waking him up from the sleep. Yeah Yeah, you can shove to wake up from sleep. I guess it makes sense I'm not casting spells because all of my spells are role play Except for like fairy fire, I guess I could use that one. That's true. I guess I don't even have you guys. I know you played larry and other games, but You know anybody in this game can die Even me Oh no But I won't because I'm a druid and druids are broken What happens? I mean druids are a perfectly great balance class. Yeah Get them get them grammy Yankee Oh, come on grammy Yankee Grammy Yankee is trying her damn best All right, grab are you good up there? Should I come up? You're a point blank magic This bitch asked for it Nice That was great. And you just you definitely just wasted deter's turn Turn here. I I only jumped. It's my deter wasted his own turn Yeah, oh shoot. Hang on deter come back. I'll cast jump on you No, it's good. I killed this guy and was going to go up there to help you later, but I'm good Mushroom mushroom hang on hang on better better better better better better better better better better Get him will oh wait that was a turn for us. We're pushing at you. Oh, okay. Thank you. Will. I love you He is beauty He's grace Davi when the game came out in early access somebody I don't remember the name of did really cool art and made like Dragon Age Inquisition style tarot cards of each of the companions and they are really cool and my phone background is the one They did it for will and I'm sending it in our discord chat. Okay. I'll look at it later, and then nobody in the chat can Yeah, so fuck you chat. Sorry. Go look it up. I love that when I love that when the crab dashes it like Yeah, this is so sick and chat will never know how cool Wow chat Wow I'm gonna shoot this bugbear I Got him nice You got it in your turn. No, I got a move. Oh, yeah, we're doing fine Go, Emma. I don't don't go away. Don't don't move. Don't move yet. Oh my bad. Oh, okay. Well Never mind Oh my god, I just realized that you made the thumbnail Jacob Bunt You didn't know no I told you I was gonna do that. Oh, that's funny as hell mm-hmm Jacob Bunt is my favorite you joke I've ever done Go Zevlar we did it Wait, don't go inside first guys. We got enough XP to get to Next level In the following order Will just told me Good job you or are you a druid in disguise like he like knew that was cool Is that a druid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Okay, I'm gonna level up and we've made it here. I think this is a perfect place to stop for the night. I Would agree you should do this little interaction though real quick. I do That that air that Thick chew chew chew thick or whatever your name is. Yeah, just walked up to these guys I thought everyone else is already there. First of all, I'm sure you're good swords. Swords is what I want I don't want College of Valor. I want the College of Swords College of Swords is awesome That's what I'm doing my main playthrough in And then I get a new spell for a I get a oh my god. I get a level two spell What about that spell to be let's see it could be less a restoration phantasmal force cereal Eat metal eat metal He metal is awesome madness But the barbarian saying stop it I'm stuck between heat metal and crown of madness Okay, oh come on There's no need to get aggressive we're good. All right. What's this thing you're showing me? Are they kissing? Yeah, no actually they hate each other. Yeah, it's kind of a hate lovers to enemies to lovers are I'm glad I was able to watch that How am I how was I the far well Debbie? I told you not to level up yet, but you didn't listen I Don't know if you said I don't know if you said not to level up I think you just said before before we in the stream. You got to check this thing out. I was like, oh I'll find it I'm leveling up I've already leveled up. I got to take thoughts and blindness. I Could go wildheart or I feel wild magic but berserker I Don't really like berserker berserker is the best one You can throw people still with a rage. I have so many barred abilities now But a wild magic. I think you should do wild magic because wild magic is awesome. I want to organize I like the wild part for the bear totem, but that's very like that's true. Yeah Yeah, yeah for sure for sure and sue slashing mobile There we go, we're gonna do it that way. I want to detect. I'm gonna detect Davy's thoughts That's your pet your pet your pet your pet your mushroom mushroom. Oh, that's horrible. Oh God Taking the spell Oh, but if I take wildheart I can learn just speak with animals default. It's just lurid pictures of Astarian, although I don't I don't think the barbarian should be speaking with Who's this? Oh charm person useful that next to that Don't my charms Oh, I can unprepared That's my illusion right next to my take a rest These are all my charms friends charm person kind of madness Very very cool. I want to make that hell. Yeah, all I can chant and spells. That's that's the way to go Yes, I've been champ. Oh, and you have the flourishes too. That is so awesome. Yes. I do have those things I can attack the mobile one is crazy good because what you can do is you can you can hit them and knock them back And then you teleport to them. I am so ready for this. We're it's very fun. Where is another person I can hit Um, I don't know. You can hit me if you want. Yes, I will hit you Slap my ass, sonny. I'm sorry. Oh, that was grandma Yankee. That was Slap my ass sonny go And that's what you get we're not telling we're not letting me watch That cut scene it was gonna be so cool. It's gonna be so fucking cool You know what you know what Davy, you know what I'm gonna do about that. No cramps. You know, you're gonna do nothing Fuck you. Disnit whispers Oh it hurts. Oh it hurts. Don't worry. I've helped you. Don't worry. Hey man. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Oh good. Oh good. Thank you Fuck you. Slap Oh, I missed We'll try again Oh my god, they escaped Oh, fuck you. Oh my god. What they what? Jesus. Whoa. Whoa You're not okay with this. That was awful. I hate that Why do you have content warning the spell? Uh Hang on. Can I ah, I can't throw you Can't throw me as a spider. I can't throw you as a spider You're too big kill the spider Oh, do the teleport do the teleport. How do I do that? Oh my god, I can throw crabs or It's in your passes or your reactions something. Oh, I'm dead dead. I'm actually I'm actually the corpse Well, we saved right before I'm beyond Grandma's just gonna go through here and No, my bits. Oh, look at all that Dad, I'll take the music box. Oh, wait, wait, wait, uh push tab push tab Uh, I love this game. All right. Well, this has been very fun. Thank you all so much for playing Thank you all so much. Oh, wait, am I gonna get revived? Why the fuck would I do that? Oh, god, okay. Oh, shit. You're gonna burn my body? Goodbye This has been fun, thank you all so much for watching. We'll see you all next week. Oh, oh actually that's the thing So hey friends. Hey friends. Okay guys friends. Hey, so I know that we're doing this weekly I know we're gonna be playing this over and over until we actually complete the game But there's one small little thing in one detail. Uh, I might not be available next week That's fine So we we might have to wait two weeks before we do this again Although I might be available I might I might be available next week if I am fast enough, but I'm going to be going to new york for a lark Uh, and it is gonna end at new nish But I the drive is like eight hours. So if I Am fast then I can be here on time and we can just do the whole thing. So hey, we'll we'll figure it out But if I will message, uh, I will I will say something in all of my social media if I were able to do it So if we're not able to do it then assume that we're starting in two weeks But if not, then we'll start next week same time and channel. Thank you all so much for watching and I'm gonna go away now