 Is it working? Is it working? We live? We live! We live! Welcome! Welcome to the year 2023. We are in the future now. We are futuristic. Join me in the futuristic year of 2023. In the distant 21st century where we have flying cars and we are all living on the moon. How is everybody? Hello Sergeant Sauer Sauer Haus. Hello Daredevil Dave. And Chris from Comic Tropes. How do you do? Thank you very much for being here. Hello Joshua and Michael. And Joshua again. And Jofa in 84. And Josiah. Hello Josiah. Hello the Killer Weezer. Hello Chris. Happy New Year. Thank you for the super chat Chris. And happy New Year to you as well. Hey it's Bart. Hello from Earth. Bart says hello from the moon Bart. We're living on the moon because we are in the future now. We're in the futuristic year of 2023. Excuse me. So hello to Payne's Toy Samples. Hello to Matt. Hello to Todd. Hello to Dan Jemen. Hello to Wilkinson Studios. Hello to Marianne. How do you do Marianne? Nice to see you there. Okay. Confession time. Just a little bit of personal information. I actually do have a girlfriend now. I've been dating. I've been seeing someone. And that person is Marianne who's in the live chat. She's like right about there. So hi. Hi. So that's just a bit of personal news. But other personal news. It is now 2023. I did not do the New Year's live stream I intended to. But it was a very difficult day. I was very tired. I decided to just call it off. If I had tried to do it it would not have been very entertaining. I was really, really exhausted. And it would not have been very much fun. But hello, Sparkster. Nice to see you here. How do you do? Yes. Thank you, Sergeant Slaughterhouse. Speaking of Sergeant Slaughterhouse. See these are great segues here. These are great segues to the next topic. So, Joe Fest. Joe Fest 2023 has been announced. And the dates are, the dates that I'm going to pull up right now even though I should have. June 9th through the 11th. June 9th through the 11th. Joe Fest in Augusta, Georgia. I am planning on being there. And it has been announced that Sergeant Slaughter will be back. Will be back for Joe Fest. And let's not forget. Sergeant Slaughterhouse Zazel is trying to get there as well. So we can all meet up and geek out over GI Joe and Sergeant Slaughter. It will be a lot of fun. Josiah. Yes, Josiah was on the Peg Warmers live stream. Kevin from Peg Warmers had me on his Patreon live stream for a little chat. That was a lot of fun. I'm a big fan of Kevin and of Peg Warmers. Speaking of which, Kevin and I are planning an episode where I will be on Peg Warmers. I'm working on that. Still working out the details, but it's in the works. And when I know when that will be, I will announce it. Who did Joe Fest? You and me and all the fans. Pizza party part two. That's right. We get the pizza party. We go to that one place that had the pizza. What do they call it? The sausage party, which was, I don't know, accurate. But yes, it'll be fun times. We'll paint the town red. Hello, Chris. Mary Ann May Cosplay. That'll be cool. And hello, Terrence. It would be really cool if you were able to make it to Joe Fest. I've never had a chance to meet you in person. You've been around the channel for such a long time. It never had a chance to actually meet you in person. If you could make it, that would be super cool. Is Rob Vegas in here? People are saying hi to Rob Vegas, but I didn't see him. If so, hi, Rob. If you're in here, I must have missed you if you are. Hello, Raymond. Yes, happy new year to you as well. What was I saying? I have stuff. After I get through a little bit of G.I. Joe news, I have stuff to open. I finally made it. Let me lie. I tell a lie. I was going to say I made it to the post office to get the thing that's been waiting for me there. That is not true. I sent somebody to get it because I didn't have time. So thank you also, Mary Ann, for picking this up. This, which is from Brandon. I hope Brandon is here because I'm going to open this thing. This was supposed to have arrived more than a week ago, but the USPS took its sweet time getting it to me. But it's finally here, so I'm going to open that. And then I have this, which is a gift from somebody local, a local person. Well, thank you, Joefan84 for the Super Chat. My son is Mr. S. My son, Mr. S, is watching. He'd like a hello if I can get one. Hello, Mr. S. Thank you very much for watching. Always nice to see you. I remember Mr. S has been around before. I remember Mr. S. We will just refer to you as your codename is Mr. S. Kind of like Mr. Blonde and Mr. Pink. Mr. S, you're probably too young to have watched that movie, so don't Google that. Don't Google that. We'll just call you Mr. S. Thank you again to Marianne for making it to the post office when I couldn't. So much appreciated, and finally I can get this. But yes, through no fault of the sender, this thing took like an extra week to get here. We had some weather a little before Christmas. We had some bad weather. I think that had something to do with it, and then we had the holidays. But it's here. It's here. Hello, Alex Edward. Hello, Andrew. Andrew. The guy is so nice. They named him twice. Happy New Year to all. And again, my apologies. Hey, Brandon. Hey, Brandon. I got the thing. And thanks for being here. How do you do? I apologize once again. I apologize once again. For not doing the New Year's live stream. It just wasn't my night. I just wasn't, yeah. The conversation about tipping at the beginning of Reservoir Dogs is pure. Yes. See, that scene was kind of what cemented Tarantino's reputation for writing dialogue. So yes, I'm going to sneeze. Excuse me. I sneezed, but I'm back. Hello, Jose. How do you do? Thanks for being here. Matt Rubin and Michael. I think I've said hello. Hello, Gray Fox. I think I've said hello to everybody. I hope everybody had a really great New Year's Eve and a really great first day of the year. We are now at the third day of the year. And I'm finally getting to see you guys. I feel very bad. I felt very bad at the time for not doing the New Year's live stream, but it just wasn't in the cars. It really just wasn't the right thing to do at the time. But we're back a few days later. This is the first one, you know, first live stream of the year. Hello, G.I. Claymore. How do you do? Happy New Year. And hello, Scotland from the United States. Thank you very much for tuning in. So, yes, boxes. So I've got two. I've got this from Brandon and I've got this from a local, someone local. It says, the note says, from one fan to another, God be with you, always Sarge. Now, it says Sarge, but it's not that Sarge. It's not Sarge and Slaughter. If you're thinking of that Sarge, it's a different Sarge. It's a local. So I will open those here in a moment. And then, and then, finally, finally, if we have time, we will do another Matalib because Chris from Comic Tropes sent a G.I. Joe Matalib. And if we have time before the end of the hour, we will do a Matalib. It's been a little while since we've done this. So that could be fun. Hopefully that'll be fun. And hopefully we have enough time to do it. We should, I think, but if we have time by the end of the show, we will do a Matalib. I needed something to write with and I forgot to get it. See, I'm already out of practice. I skipped the New Year's livestream and I completely forget how to do the show. I'm not prepared. I'm not prepared. Hello, Cobra Island. Nice to see you and Stone Gate Creations. How do you do? Thank you all for being here. It's really cool that you're here. I'm sorry that I missed you over the weekend, but we're back. Not only are we back, not only are we back, we're slowly trying to get back to normal production on this channel. The thing that I had picked out for the next review is still out. And I actually picked it up today and tried to fiddle around with it to see if I could get it to work. Well, it's not working and that's a problem. So I've got to figure out why it's not working. It is a thing that needs to work. I don't want to spoil it. I don't want to spoil what it is. This is something that needs to work in order to be an effective review, but it's not working and I'm not sure why. So I'll figure that out. But once I figure that out, I'm trying to get back into doing reviews. I've been a while since I've done one and I'm ready. I know there has been a request for Stalker Version 2 this winter to do a review of Stalker Version 2 this winter. I would like to do that as well. If I can't get this thing working so that I can actually review it, then I might just do that instead. Stalker is my favorite GI Joe character. I'd be very interested in looking at Version 2. A very interesting figure. I have not reviewed it yet, so yes. Jiggle the handle. Good thinking. Good thinking. Actually, I did kind of jiggle the handle, but anyway, I don't want to spoil it. I don't want to spoil what it is. I may have already spoiled it too much. Hello, McEl. Good evening. Hello, the Blue Libra. How do you do? I've tapped and since the after the events of last night's game. That is right. And thank you for bringing that up. That's actually something that was really serious for those who are unaware or don't follow it. The Monday night football game was stopped and postponed. I think that's the first time they've done that in the modern era, actually not finished a game. One of the players for the Buffalo Bills, Damar Hamlin, seems to have had a heart attack on the field. He was involved in a play. He had a tackle. It was very, very ordinary tackle. It wasn't especially violent or anything like that. He got up and then he collapsed on the field. They had to bring the paramedics out. They had to bring the ambulance out. They had to get his heart started again. He's currently in critical condition in a hospital in Cincinnati, and that's all the news we have. It was really scary. It was a strange event because you would expect if there's going to be a major injury, a life-threatening injury, that it would be because of some really violent hit. But it wasn't that. It wasn't an especially violent hit. It was a very routine tackle and then he just fell over. Our best to Damar. I hope he gets well soon. I hope that he recovers. I hope we get some news soon that he is okay. Because that was really freaking scary. Basically a guy just died on the field and the paramedics had to resuscitate him. So that was really freaky. That's a thing that happened. Thank you for bringing that up. I did want to address that. So thanks for bringing that up. That helps me make sure that I address that. But yeah, scary thing. It was fairly early into the Monday night football game and then it just went in a different direction. Thank you for that. More GI Joe news. More GI Joe news. Hello the Trek reviewer. Hello Frankenstein V8. How do you do? Thank you. Thank you for watching my videos, Frankenstein. I really appreciate that. Hello Xploriso. I don't think I said hello, but hello. How do you do? Yeah, okay. So I got to make sure that I cover the news because being the professional I am, I don't do any show prep. So I'm doing the news off the top of my head, which is not a good idea. That's not a good idea. But that's how we do it around here. That's how we do it. It's Tuesday. That means there is a new episode of Half the Battle from Timur. This one, he's going retro because he's basically kind of on vacation. He's taking some time off. So he's given us a compilation of earlier videos, but do check out Half the Battle. I support Timur and I support that show. So that's Tuesday. I know that What's on Joe Mind on Friday has something coming up, but I'm not sure exactly if I'm supposed to, like, if they've announced, like, what their episode is going to be about or not. So I'm not sure what I should spoil, but at any rate, make sure you check out What's on Joe Mind on their next show, their first show of the year. And in general, support all of your G.I. Joe fan creators. You know, people are out there working hard and sharing their passion and their fandom. So yeah, do support everybody. What else is in the news? Some people have already got, Michael saw Timur's episode this morning. Some people have already got their haz lab sky striker. I don't have mine yet. I have not received mine yet, but some people have already gotten theirs. Hello, Roberto. How do you do? Hello, Mexico from the United States. Thank you very much for being here. Yeah, so so the has lab sky striker has arrived for some of the backers, those lucky dogs. But I don't I don't have mine yet. I'm very curious. I want to get my hands on it. I'm very curious what it's going to, you know, what it's going to be like. And I want to, I mean, that's got to be a video that I do pretty quickly once I get it, because I would like to get it in front of a camera and put it side by side with the vintage sky striker so we can compare and contrast, right? Because I know there are a lot of similarities, but there are some differences too. So I will do my best to get that in front of a camera and show you the side by side. Hey, it's gas. How do you do? The show can start now. The show can't really start until gas gets here. But gas is here. We can start the show. Great Fox says his GI Joe classified proton pack is about you. Yes. So a good old GI Joe classified proton pack for what sub team would that be called? Would that be called like ghost force? If if if if GI Joe did a ghostbusters rip off, it would definitely be in the 90s, right? Of course. But what would they call it? It would just be like ghost force or something like that, right? And it would be basically just different GI Joe characters doing ghostbuster things. But like it would be like new versions of old characters. So it'd be like yet another version of Flint. But instead of being the leader of the of the eco warriors, he's the leader of the the ghost force. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket. Oh, hey, is JLS comics here? I'm sorry if I missed JLS JLS comics. I didn't say hello. Hello JLS comics. So yes. Hello, Johnny G. Nice to see you. The paranormal research team, you know, just like any military unit would have, of course, you know, when when the godless communist ghosts try to take over the country, you know, you got it like, you know, you need the the special ghost force to to to fight them off, you know, to trap them and keep them in a laser containment system. And look, and then Cobra could sabotage the the laser containment system and blow the roof off of the place, you know, you'd have I got it. I got it. Instead of like the paranormal activity being, you know, metaphorically described as a big Twinkie, you could have an actual big Twinkie like a ghost big Twinkie. Let's let's just do it literal. Let's just be literal. Yeah, we need the mystery machine with missiles. Yeah, that's the good idea. G. I. Joe's Scooby-Doo crossover. I don't that'd be a cross company crossover to so like that would that would be special. Okay, guys. Okay. What other G. I. Joe news am I forgetting about? Okay, two other things. Okay, I two other things. Hello rat face. How do you do? Okay, Sergeant slaughter is gonna be at Joe Fest. I saw a post from Sergeant slaughter slaughterhouse about like a breakfast with Sergeant slaughter that they'll be doing tickets for. And I'd like to go to that if I can so that I don't have any additional information about that I'll try to find out and I'll post it when I find out. But I have met Sergeant slaughter before I met him at Joe Fest before. And so it'll be cool to meet Sergeant slaughter again. That'll be really awesome. And the Cobra helmet. Thank you very much. There is a Cobra commander helmet. Like a helmet, you know, for Cobra commander that you can pick up at big bad toy store and I think it's it's like 99 99 it's like 100 bucks. So, and I have no idea like I know they've done these before they did like a snake eyes helmet mask thing. Is it like cosplay quality? I really don't know. I'm curious. I'm curious. But but at any rate, I think that's all the news that I can that I can think of. So yo, Joe, and thank you for your patience and as I stumble through the news because I don't I don't know what's going on. This is this is not a news channel. I wish I could say I have my pulse my finger on the pulse of GI Joe news but but I in fact I don't and I'm still searching for the pulse of GI Joe there's hopefully GI Joe news has a pulse. But if GI Joe news has a pulse I have not found it yet. But there are there are other excellent sources for GI Joe news that have their finger on the pulse they can find the pulse they feel the pulse of the GI Joe news. Those are your hard hitting reporters. Those are your your professional journalists. You know your your Pulitzer Prize winning GI Joe reporters. I just well all I do is I read the news and then I try to remember it when I get in front of the camera here and sometimes I can remember some of it that's the extent of my my news reporting. Knowing is half the battle. That's right. That's right. I might help the Cobra Commander. Yeah, see by the helmet. See now I'm being encouraged to buy the helmet. I'll think about buying that. I will think about buying the helmet. I do I do have I have the mindbender here and the other. Oh yeah, this is the plastic that goes into the Dr. Mindbender box. I do have I have this I have the I have the Cobra Commander laser pistol, you know, and I do have a Cobra Commander Halloween costume. So you know I do have I have the pieces I have some pieces of a Cobra Commander cosplay. So like here's the thing I could. I could I could cosplay as Cobra Commander at Joe Fest, but the problem inherent with that is that my face will be covered and then I wouldn't be strong by adoring fans. They wouldn't know it was me. They'd be like a Cobra Commander. And then like, yes, yes, I am Cobra Commander. And then they like, then I realized that they're not really talking about me. They're talking about the character of Cobra Commander, but but anyway, yeah, so it is time. I think we're moving past the news moving past the news. It is time I have these two boxes. Let me see if I can get them in here. I have these two boxes. I'm going to open these. Thank you to those who cosplay big boa then I can't, you know, big boa, there's a joke there, but I'm not going to say what it is because this is a family show. This is a family show. I don't I don't know if I don't know if it's appropriate to to cosplay big boa at a at a convention where there would be children present and ladies ladies present at the, you know, the big boa. So yes, now let's it's time to move on. I want to I'm going to open these boxes. Okay, so I'm going to do this one first because it's on top. And then the one that I got for Brandon, I've already cut the tape, but I haven't looked inside. This one is in Christmas wrapping paper. And it doesn't seem to be for me it seems to be for somebody named Noel. So that it's it got missed Santa misdelivered it this was supposed to be for Noel. But but I got it and I'm I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. So and it and it says from one fan to another God be with you always Sarge Sarge so thank you Sarge I will now open this belated and it's an Amazon Prime box. Let's see here. And yes, yes, it is open. It is open. Hello. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. And and it is taped. It is tape. That's why I have the knife. Where'd my knife go? I have the knife. I have this is the exact purpose that I had. What did I do with it with it? Oh, I found it. I found it. I got the knife. I got the knife. This is exciting. Isn't it? Okay. I hope everybody had a nice holiday. Hope everybody had a nice Christmas. Everybody had a nice New Year. My Christmas was all right. I had a pretty good Christmas actually. Okay. Oh, I see. I see. I see what it is. And it is. Hey, this is something that I didn't have. It is in fact something that I did not have. And it's got it's got it's like it's packed well. So what I have what it is is it's it's a snake eyes pop final. It's a this is one of the pop finals that I did not have the Funko pops. I never got a snake eyes. I just never did. Which one did I got? I got Storm Shadow. Not any actually none of these. I didn't have any of these. But I got the Storm Shadow. I got Cobra Commander. I got the hooded Cobra Commander. I got Sergeant Slaughter. I got beach head. But I did not have snake eyes. So let's check out. Let's check out the Funko snake eyes. This is this is my GI Joe related Christmas. Most of my other Christmas stuff is not not Joe related, which which is fine because it's hard to. I'm hard to shop for when it comes to when it comes to GI Joe stuff. It's hard for people to know what I have and what I don't have. But this I did not have this I did not have. So let's check out. Let's check out. There we go. And this This is the commando version of snake eyes. So a a rendition of the version one uniform from 1982. Not the later Ninja version. Got a pretty you know that's a that's actually a remarkably realistic looking Uzi, you know, a little bit chunky for for the size. But yeah, check it out. That's that's nice. Isn't that cool. So thank you. Thank you for that. Thank you for this. I'm going to carefully put this back in here so I don't lose it. And I'm going to put it right over here. So I don't lose it. So thank you, local person who sent me the the Funko pop. That's that's really awesome is actually nice to get to get something that I didn't already have so so thank you thank you very much. Thank you very much. See, Joe fan 84 says I got mine on my channel have to update it again since I have new stuff he has new stuff Joe fan 84 has new stuff. And Johnny G likes the og snake eyes less ninja more commando hey renegade biker how do you do I don't didn't see you come in but hello how do you do perfect cosplay for you would be either headman or skidmark yeah that would be I've done skidmark before you remember the review for skidmark. Yeah, I had a lot of fun with that. Okay. Okay, I'm going to move on to this other big box this being having been sent by Brandon I did cut off the address here because I don't want to put anybody's address on screen that would be rude. But I'm I'm opening this I do know who it came from but I do not know what it is so let's see let's see. And let's open this and oh I see I see what it is and I'll show you what it is in a moment there is a a card on top on and again I do keep all of these. Okay, there's a note here from Brandon I will read this really quick just to make sure it's not too personal and I will share it with you let's see. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, yeah, nothing too personal in here so I will share the card by Brandon it says dear HCC 788 Hello, Merry Christmas from the future or the past depending on when you read this. I got something for you and Audrey your daughter since I know how she likes to build things yes she does. I got you both lots of items that you can build together you can have a father daughter day and have lots of fun built together building that is a great idea. Hope you and your daughter enjoy the guests don't worry there are plenty of them for both of you hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year of your pal. Brandon night thank you very much Brandon that was awesome and now that I see what this is what this is I will show it off because I know exactly what it's and my daughter Audrey will be thrilled about this. She built the other ones. She loves that stuff. I may not be able to get my hands on them before she before she gets them. So what we have is we have we have these right here we have these these Gundam robots check this out. So dig that and there's like there's a good number of them here let me I'm going to show you I'm going to show them to you. There's some sizable ones in here like I don't know a whole lot about these so I'm I'm I'm learning I'm just learning as we go that looks like a dual that looks like a two pack perhaps a good guy and a villain. And then we've got yeah this this one this one looks like a three pack that's enormous and it says Gundam operation V and then this big chunky one. Yeah these are awesome aren't these cool and this is actually a really fun activity that that my daughter does enjoy very much so try not to drop it but Audrey will love this so thank you very much Brandon for this. I didn't want to show the other ones like she she grabbed them as soon as they got here and she put them together she really really digs this kind of thing. So yes absolutely make Audrey very happy she will be thrilled I might just have to hide one so that I can put one together but I'm going to put these back in the box here very carefully so that I don't lose them or break them or damage them. But thank you very much Brandon and thank you Brandon for your long support Brandon has supported the channel for a very long time and that very much appreciates that's a really cool thing. This has opened up kind of new new thoughts new options new things for us to do together so thank you very much Brandon very nice of you and we will we will have fun doing that. A side note a side note is that Audrey has decided that she likes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. More specifically she likes the Michael Bay Ninja Turtle movies I'm not sure how that happened. I had no influence on that. But you know it she found something that she likes something that she's interested in so hey that I can only encourage that. But yes we we we've discovered recently that the kiddo likes the the the the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles. Oh and speaking of which comic tropes she has declared that her favorite turtle is Donatello. So now she wants to collect Donatello stuff so yes that's something that happened recently that's that's that's new that's new turtle power that's right that's right. So yes that was that was our our unboxing. Thank you to everyone who sent things. Thank you to Sarge our local person who sent and gave this this lovely Funko Pop Snake Eyes. I keep this I'm gonna put this on the shelf. I don't want to put this back in the box. I'm gonna put it on the shelf next to Cobra Commander over there and they can fight. He can he can fight Cobra Commander over on the shelf over here. Have Audrey watch the Tee cartoons many seasons. Yes she I know she's seen at least some of the older TMNT stuff but I don't know exactly what she has seen and what she hasn't. But but she really dug those Michael Bay movies. She really liked that a lot. So we'll expand we will expand the horizons. Thank you Brandon. Good night Brandon. Thanks for being here and also thank you again for your support. Very much appreciated. I hope you have a good night. So next to wrap up the show we still got about a half hour to go to wrap up the show. Yes he Snake Eyes even has his satchel charge. Isn't this cool? I mean it's a obviously he's got the oversized head because he's a you know it's a Funko Pop. But this the the sculpting is actually remarkably well detailed. He's got the explosive satchel. He's got the the like double double pouch on one leg and then he's got the like the the dynamite on the other leg. One thing that's different from the figure is the boots the figure the original figure did not have boots like this. But you know the boots often get changed because the 1982 figure had had that like the boot covers and it didn't quite look right. This this looks it often gets updated because this just kind of looks better. But hello Palpatine. Happy New Year. How do you do? Thanks for being here. Okay and hello Rich. Thank you also for being here. Oh yeah Snake Eyes could definitely beat the turtles. Yeah you could. Snake Eyes could be like all of the turtles put together. Let's let's be real. Snake Eyes a killer. Snake Eyes a train killer. I need to go grab something to write upon so that we can do a madlib for the last half of the show. So here's what I need you to do. I've got this. I'm not I'm not really taking a break but I'm just putting this up for a second while I go grab something to write upon so that we can do a madlib to finish out the show. With special thanks to Chris from Comic Tropes for putting together a GI Joe madlib for us. Hang with me. Hang loose. Hang chill. We'll be right back. Hang on. Ready. Okay so here's how the madlibs work. Happy New Year Lester. How do you do? So thank you for being here and happy New Years to you as well Chris. Thanks for showing up. Here's how we do the madlibs. Here's how we do the madlibs. So I will ask you for you know a word type and you know just make your suggestion in the live chat. There's not I don't really have a way to pull the suggestions. I'll just grab whichever one I think is the best one. I know it's completely unfair. It's completely unfair. But that's how we do it. Very unscientific. So the way I will do it is I will ask you to give me a word type. So for like for instance the first one is an adjective. So I'll say hey give me an adjective. So you will type your suggestion in the live chat. I'll just pick whichever one looks good and I will write it down. And then once we have all of the words then I will go through and read the story. Read the story with the words that we have chosen plugged in. So that is how the madlib works. So are we ready? Ready or not here we go. Okay. So yes let's start let's start with this is it's G.I. Joe madlib time. The title of this one is Cobra briefing Cobra briefing. And we are going to start with an adjective. So so type a suggestion for an adjective. In the live chat and I will just look at your suggestions and Iran. Thank you Rob Vegas for the for the super chat Australian words. We need more Australian words. Bart says stinky comic tropes says you're incented that's actually like that could be the same you know Cromulant. Very very nice smelly everybody's going for not everybody but many people are going for the olfactory adjectives here. It's a different pulsing. Let's see what which one is which one is funniest. You know what here's what I should do here's what I should do. The owner of comic tropes I'm going to use urine soaked for the first one not because comic tropes is urine soaked but because he did the he did the madlib so I'm going to give him the first word. Urine soaked is first one next word I need a noun I need a noun I need a noun so give me a noun give me a noun it's noun time noun time that's noun me noun me. So it's a hit me with some nouns. Oh yes years ago an Australian beer advertised that they were Australian for beer that that is correct we got that on on American television pungent taco poop. Platypus. Yeah keep them coming keep them coming. Star Trekker says shit. Koala Tonka truck sphincter oh I like sphincter. I like sphincter turtle is a good suggestion to turtle is a good suggestion to to but I like sphincter I like sphincter I'm going with sphincter good good one thank you rich sphincter thank you for everybody think rich for his sphincter thank you for your sphincter rich. Next. Next now clear it clear your minds of nouns clear your minds of nouns we need another adjective. We need another adjectives hit me with another adjective. Give me an adjective. Yes a good adjective turtle sphincter. So give me let's let's let's go back to adjectives adjectives to agitize me adjectives to advise me. Yes thanks thanks for your sphincter ricks we appreciate it that they everybody think rich for donating is his sphincter sausage sizzle. We funky hairy you know janky smelly petty rustic that these are it's really hard to choose because a lot of these are actually pretty good and we already we already have a smell theme so like it's it's it's tempting to go for for for more smell adjectives. Maybe maybe let's see let's see if let's give you a couple more seconds see what you got rustic rustic hairy gargantuan isn't that a pleasant word to say isn't gargantuan doesn't that just kind of roll off the the tongue spelt. So you know what I don't know that spelt is the most is the funniest but I just like the word spelt. So I'm going with spelt that that's a word you don't hear very often these days spelt. Okay all right now clear your mind clear your mind of adjectives we need a plural noun we need a plural noun give me a plural noun. Give me a flag or I guess give me a single noun and we'll we'll pluralize it. Musky musty dead horse. Hold on see. I'm trying to read so I can see which one will fit the best. All of its okay puppies toes tropes tropes that's a good one that's a good one. Platypie muffins regrets boobs. I'll yeah you know yeah let's do it I'm going with boobs boobs you know I'm. It's you know I like where that's I'm not I like where you're thinking. Yeah Tata's see JLS went with Tata's different another word for the same thing so we're going with boobs. I always go with the boobs being a boob you know it takes one to know one next. You know actually let's keep this conversation going. Because we need another noun a single singular noun this time. Actually we need two nouns we need two nouns in a row so let's keep the nouns coming keep the nouns coming. Oh hello Chrissy nice to see you thank you much very much for joining honkers. I'm putting honkers as one but I'm doing it a little out of order because it'll be funnier. One more one more noun. See we yeah we got we got the sphinx stir we got the boobs a boob. Where we are we are going where we're I I I detect a theme astroturf. Let's see. I'm doing it a little out of order because it'll be funnier. A theme astroturf. Let's see. Hello peg warmers how you doing. So we're doing a mad lib peg warmers I did I did mention your show earlier peg warmers thanks for being here. Yes we're doing a mad lib that's why you're seeing the word salad in the live chat right now taint. Well Chrissy that's a yeah you're you're you're going you're you're going there. We've got we've got yes this mad libs yes titmouse. These are these are good these are good but I just I need something a little bit different. Yes somebody said yes Chrissy suggested taint that's genius. Kevin Bacon. No toilet bowl that's it toilet bowl. I'm trying to pick ones that will sort of fit within the story. OK. Next one OK clear your mind. Oklahoma is in fact a noun could also be a verb. Clear your minds of nouns OK so wipe the the nouns from your mind. Next we need well I mean we will need more nouns but not just yet. Next we need a fluid we need a fluid this could go very badly this could go in lots of different directions but go ahead. Hit me with your fluids wait I shouldn't have said it that way I don't mean literally hit me with your fluids don't don't do that. I mean but I mean your suggestions barf which which we all know is short for bar follow me. See this I know exactly where this is. Where this is. Yeah. Yeah there's a. I knew I knew exactly where. Where this is going so. So. So I'm I'll have to try to keep it a little bit cleaner but that's very that's very difficult. Tears is actually a pretty long I'm going with tears I saw a couple people suggest tears diarrhea was a close second but we're going with tears. All right. All right now I need another noun right OK. I need how many more nouns do I need what why don't I just bunch up all the nouns. Let me do that let me let me do let me figure this out let me bunch up the nouns and we'll just get all the nouns out of the way and then we won't go back and do the others so you need to see it one. Two three. Wait one second. This is where I should have done. Show prep. Yeah I'm there it takes a lot of nouns so I figure if I if I just do the if I get all the nouns now then we can then we can move on and get the get the next one. Yeah well that's the start that's the start OK so so yes let's go let's go with some some nouns Dingleberry that's that's that's it's very creative. The best noun Brian it is a proper noun and I am very proper as you can tell hoodie Coco. Hoodie Coco. Corn cake toenail. Cuxies. You guys are amazing with what you come up with amazing. Hold on. I'm putting down camel toe for one of them I just have to. Let's see a scrotum we have definitely got a body parts theme happening here but I should expect no less chocolate doughnuts. Yeah. We're acts. Cowflop. Codbies. Skidmark moose knuckle. I've got to pick one. There are too many good ones here there are too many good ones and it's actually kind of hard to. To narrow it down. CEO that is a noun. And so is pie hole. Tricks are for kids. Pinky toe. Cocoa shake. I like that. I'm going with mother dog. Hello K dog broadcasting happy new year. To you. I'm going with muffin top. We're doing we're doing mad libs which is why. You're seeing the odd words jumbling through the. The live chat. I need a body part. Of course I do. We've been doing most of the nouns that I've been given. Have been body parts. So I could just pick one. I could just pick one of the body parts that you have already. Banana hammock that's hilarious. Let's see. Twinkie wiener sandwich. I'll try to squeeze that in somewhere. I got to think about how I say that. I got to think about how I say that. I got to think about how I say that. I got to think about how I say that. How I say things. You view law. Uranus. Cox six. Tallywacker. Sparkster really likes Tallywacker which is fine. Not that there's anything wrong with that. You're. And we really like Taint man. I guess everybody likes Taint. Look I had no idea that you guys were into that kind of thing. You know it's a free country. You know you're into what you're into. But let's let's let's go with. Let's go with. You know since we. Oh my goodness for skin. All right. Yep. It's for skin. Awesome. Okay. Look I bet you didn't think any of this stuff would happen on this show. Right. All right. What's next. Body part. Oh we need another now. And I should I should realize there is a noun that came right after that. Okay. So I guess there's another noun but we already have a lot of nouns coming. Yes depraved rich depraved booty. Michael Mitchell says what's a Tallywacker. I'll ask your mom. Ask your mom to explain that I'll I'll leave that conversation. To you know I prefer to let people's parents you know. Have those conversations with them. So I I. Who did let's see booty five. Dingle but. Okay. Dingleberry keeps coming up. We're going with Dingleberry. Next one. Okay. We got an adjective. Adjective. Adjective so let's. We've done lots of nouns of various types. Lots of nouns of various types. So now we need to cleanse our minds of nouns all of the dirty words that you guys have been coming up with. And we need some adjectives. Some adjectives so let's go back to adjectives. How many. We need to. We need more than two but we need to adjectives. For now. So let's see. Adjective. Adjective. Okay. Two adjectives. Vainy. Oh I like Vainy. And slippery Vainy and slippery. I'm going with Vainy and slippery I just just right off the bat I just I just like Vainy. And slippery. Okay and then after the adjectives we need a number. We need a number. We need a number. So just. Just hit me with. And you know I guess it doesn't matter what the number is just just a number. You can't get too dirty with numbers right. You can't get too depraved. I mean is there a number that suggests anything. See 69. I'll pick the absolute and completely innocent number. Of 69 which means nothing. That would be anything not family friendly 69. Perfect. 2000. So all right we got so after the number. We need. An animal plural animal plural. So plural animals. Animal plural animal plural lemming. Lemming lemming. No that's good. I'm going with lemmings I'm going with lemmings. See sometimes the first one that comes up octopus also also really good ferrets also pretty good. Snakes koalas it's but no I'm going with lemmings. Because it reminds me of that game. You remember that game lemmings. Horny toads. But you remember the game lemmings. Well Chrissy Chrissy's got is coming in with the with the sailor talk here. That's is. I am I am impressed I am. Durables again I'm not judging you know you guys. No kink shaming here I'm not kink shaming here. No kink shaming here I'm not kink shaming anybody you know it's a free country. But OK now we need to see what do we need. Oh the same OK so the animal is that fills more than one. Paragraph we need to adjectives. To adjectives. And then. OK to adjectives horned owl horned frog horned owl horned owl. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad Yeah, see that game lemmings you could waste hours on it. It was it was a fun game. It was a fun game delicate nasty nasty and delicate I Nasty delicate beguile You know for some reason people have an irrational aversion to the word moist In fact, just me saying the word moist may make some people switch the show off That that is for some reason that is a word that people really despise. I Don't care. I don't mind but some people really really dislike that word. Okay festering grody We've got moist again. We are apparently quite moist um This is fantastic, I don't know how the ad lib or the mad lib is gonna Turn out but this is still this is still fun Say it again Let's see, right where wretched wicked salient sloppy Okay Okay, the thing is like tasty would fit too well Actually tasty would fit remarkably well, so I'm not gonna What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go with sloppy and Because I like to go against, you know, the accepted standards of decency. I'm going to include moist All right, so we are moist We might also be itchy but we are moist and my apologies to the people who you know Just can't stand that word. It's but here where we're doing it because we didn't we don't hold back Right, we we hold nothing back What else we need we the same animals the animals again, okay, so now we need a plural noun plural now we need to plural nouns We need to okay, let me get this plural noun 20 is Okay And we need another plural noun Okay, so plural noun plural noun tacos, you know, we do try to We do try to include Thank You toy connections. I do feel much better very much and thank you for checking shits and giggles Oklahoma I that's that's that's funny Yeah, and toy connections we are doing we are doing Madlibs, which is why you see random dirty words running by the the live chat right now but plugs Yeah, sure. Why not but plugs? Let's see but plugs There's a theme here. It's Pust filled band-aids String of beads razor backs rule the SEC Is that a it's that a plural now? I don't know if that's a plural noun Tata's snot sickles snot sickles Wow Vacuum pump I see I mean We're we're getting close we're getting close we still got a few we we got several more It's kind of a long one, but it'll all be worth it Let's see We need let's see nose hair. Let's see Let's see The show is rated ma mature shriveled four skins Bullets bad decisions No, I like that I'm going with bad decisions Bad decisions Okay, and we need a verb ending in I and G a verb ending in I and G a verb Ending in I and G Actually, I guess I think we'll need another one a little farther ahead. So yeah, let's let me let me jump ahead While everybody's catching up see Let's see I like it when we have Multiple of the same type of word in a row because then I can just let it keep letting it run and then pick a couple of them Let's see Okay See, I should have prepared this whole thing before the show started that would have been the right thing to do Okay, all right, okay, let's see plural nouns No, we're a verb ending in I and G a sorry verb bouncing waxing battering Pontificating rubbing crop dusting placating twerking twerking Slapping, you know again, I think For the verb ending in I and G I will go with comic tropes. I will honor comic tropes Providing us this this wonderful mad lib by adding his suggestion slapping Okay now Let's see Man The the YouTube algorithm certainly doesn't like certain words slaughterizing would have been a good one That's a that maybe there will be another chance for it for slaughterizing, but now I need I need two adjectives Give me two adjectives adjectives go And comic tropes doesn't remember what he sent so it'll be a surprise for for everyone So I need Two adjectives, so give me two adjectives. Let me see. I want you to work ahead a little bit work at a little bit Reluctant Lacharmonious big rare vigorously Maniacal the maniacal is another word that is just it's a it's a nice word to say isn't it? maniacal Let's see his saying bright unholy crushed stained Let's go stained and they need one more stained and Unemployed renegaded Sarcastic Let's see Fact finding Hey, it's okay in the shortly we will need another couple verbs ending in ing so so keep your verbs ready magical Sculptuggery viciously perverted, you know, I'm going with perverted Because frankly After reading some of the words that you guys have come up with, you know, I think that's appropriate Okay, next Next I need an insect an insect give me an insect And while we do that, let me see where we are in the thing, okay In fact, but I don't know we're going into multiple pages here. Let's see Gee, okay insect praying mantis Dung beetle Mosquito grasshopper cave cricket galopulas Walking stick Cock-a-roach dung beetle we do like the dung beetle. That's a couple That's like three Suggestions for a dung beetle if it's just a vote and the dung beetle might have to win Earwig bedbug Centipede at least as long as it's not a human centipede Intestinal word, that's really that's that's gross man. That's gross I'm gonna go with since we got several independent suggestions of dung beetle. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with dung beetle dung beetle Next I need a Plurl noun a plural noun. I know this is good. I know it's a long one. It's a long one, but we're getting there While you're coming up with a plural noun, let me work ahead a little bit Hello cat Okay, oh, yeah, we need another animal too, so they keep the animals coming Here's one here. Here's an animal Found one Let's see All right, down you go. Oh, sorry. Sorry Prophylactics allister Okay, yeah, yeah, well, we'll put allister on there Allister, okay Did I get a plural noun Did I get a plural noun Let's see, I don't think I got a plural noun I think I skipped right to animal. This is it's tough to keep it straight, but I'm working on it. I'm working on it Correct Okay Mice kitty trouser snakes cats singing cats Rubber gloves rubber gloves rubber gloves. I'm going. Thank you, expert So I'm going with with rubber gloves just so we can I accidentally skip one, but let's go with rubber gloves But I think that we have another plural noun coming up yes So keep the plural nouns coming Okay, okay Okay, plural nouns ballet tights fingerless gloves chainsaw The Beatles Rubber gloves. Yes. Well, I already got that one already got collections condoms Let me refresh this that my Chat is getting like all scrunchie. I don't know what's not there Reload prophylactics Joshua is really into prophylactics. Well, I can't blame you. You know, that's kinky boots kinky boots Um Let's yeah, let's go with kinky boots kinky boots And see I should have had you guys keep going with the what other animal let me scroll back. What other animals did you guys Suggest cat mice guns and roses. They were kind of animals, weren't they? I Liger I'll go with the liger for the other animal and We need another verb ending in ing we're getting close we're getting close guys We're getting close of another verb ending in ing and then what's next? Let's see But This is not as easy as it looks Turn it out Okay, let's see groping Caressing could be the same thing Masticating that's a good one Pontificating another another grand eloquent word pontificating knowing Which we know is half the battle farting though is the other half of the battle Chrissy says Chrissy actually suggested something not related to taint. That's we're we are we are maturing here We are you know, we're highbrow now. We look at look at the look at the highbrow You know like What is it? YouTube doesn't like certain words. I'm trying to fix it. Look at the highbrow now thrusting fapping gophering Tickling I like I like tickling. Let's say let's go with tickling Tickling but keep keep them coming. I got I got another I need another verb Ending an ing so keep them coming Okay, another verb ending an ing and while you're doing that let me work ahead a little bit Uh-huh, uh-huh Okay I'm trying to get this organized so I know what we need We need like a couple more verbs ending with ing so keep those coming keep them coming. Okay This is all gonna make sense in the end I swear Let's see And we will need more animals in the future so keep those in mind See See buffering regurgitating Filaying finishing wracking meddling licking puffing Golden showering My goodness guys, we are we are quite the mature crowd aren't we menstruating That's very that's a tempting one. That's a tempting one targeting swash buckling See it we got two kinds of suggestions here. We've got like Well, we've got two kinds of suggestions here Man-scaping now that is that is both a funny word and an uncommon word I'm going with manscaping for this one But I need I I think I need one more Yes, I need one more sweet talking Conceding spanking I think I think didn't we wait didn't we already have spanking or we had slapping Yeah, we had slapping so we we've had slapping but not spanking we've had fornicating What no, I mean, we haven't had fornicating No, no fornicating yet pooping and crapping, you know, that's Kind of the same thing Let's see Working ahead if I can Figure out what we need Then I can have you get all of them at once rather than going back and forth Mastic Bart likes masticating. Oh, what the heck I'll put masticating on there. Okay, uh, hold on hold on Alright, let's see. Let me group these for a second here Animal, okay, we need we need an animal actually we need a couple of them So give me some animals. Let's go back to let's go back to animals and let's get all of our animals And while you're doing that once again, I will work ahead a little bit And now I'll get the lay of the land here. This is it is a long one. It is a long one But we're getting close to the end Okay, I need two animals so hit me with some animals spider monkey tarantula koala Koala is adorable Cthulhu technically an animal jellyfish pig drop bears tape worm baboon hippopotamus Let's see Sloth Tasmanian devil Velociraptors dodo bird gummy bear, you know, I don't know if gummy bears is technically a real animal But I'm going with it anyway. We're going with gummy bears Okay Okay, one second one second. I've almost got this sorted out 49 50 is Okay, all right Let's see that that gummy bears. Okay Okay, I think Are we good on animals? I Think we are okay What we need next is a color Give me a color Color me bad beaver. Yeah, it's a nice beaver Yeah Who doesn't like a stuffed beaver? Honey badger So but we need a color just I doesn't matter what color just throw a color out there I'll probably pick the first one the first color that that comes up And then I'm gonna try to break this down a little bit so that we can we can reach the end Dean bats penurple Is that is that a color a color big Big brown beaver Magenta like from Rocky Horror Turquoise Burgundy we'll go with burgundy because it makes me think of Ron burgundy Okay, so how many adjectives do we need we need one? Two three four five six seven I need seven adjectives Just start throwing adjectives at me if you've tried to get an adjective in but it hasn't been picked Now is your chance now is your chance? For that it's the adjective palooza right now Adjectives are happening Adjectives me We've gone a little bit over my hour, but we're I'm gonna power through this I want to power through this and we are gonna get this done So I need a I need a like a crap ton of adjectives The killer weasel is horny. I'm going with that And it nice to know and Let's see depressed confused visible Do you find it visible? When I say that I am biggest Lucas lustful Gosted filth riddance and think you're moving into page two by mistake. Yeah, I There there are two pages well, no, I don't think so Wait, maybe you're right is it supposed to oh it's supposed to stop there Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah, you're you're right. You're right. Okay. Thank you Um, we are almost done actually just need one more thing one more thing I because I didn't realize this was a different thing so Yeah, okay, so no, we're like I worked way ahead Apparently I worked into the next one. So my apologies right now. We only need one more thing Okay, one more thing. You ready? You ready? Oh, I need a Relationship a Relationship give me a relationship. What I'd really like to have with you is Or from you is a relationship My my apologize. Yeah. Yeah, I did I did read too far forward. So it is a reasonable length divorce that works It does it it does in fact work, let's see Thing blueberry Extra bonus paid bitter Friends with benefit. I'll go with friends with benefits. That's a good one. That's a good relationship if you can get one Okay, are we ready are we ready are we ready for this are we ready to read it Sister wife see that that also would have been a good one. Okay. Hmm. All right. Are we ready to read this? Okay? Here comes Here comes the mad lib. Thanks to to Chris from comic tropes. Here we go GI Joe mad libs Cobra briefly briefing Cobra is the enemy of GI Joe They are a urine soaked terrorist organization determined to rule the sphincter The sphincter Cobra has is led by Cobra commander and he has many svelte henchmen To help with his evil pursuits Destro for instance Supplies Cobra with all of its boobs He's a brilliant strategist easily identified by his mask made out of toilet bowl You know shiny metal toilet pole. Oh, thank you killer. We's are wrong night for your lady friend. What yeah, it's just Thanks, I think we'll survive. I think it'll be okay. So Destro has a toilet bowl mask the Baroness is Cobra's Honkers expert Major tears Serves as field commander Storm muffin top is Cobra's ninja who guards Cobra commander Stupid cat Four skin bender is their mad scientist and Zartan is The master of camel toe And it takes work to master the camel toe He has a Yes, he has he has a Dingleberry gang who love to eat Vainy donuts and drink slippery soda Jess is important as leadership are Cobra's troops which number in the 69 Their infantry is combined of Lemmings They may not be the brightest, but they make up for that by being sloppy and moist Lemmings also have many specialties such as butt plugs Slapping and even bad decisions Sounds like they've made a few Okay, over the years Cobra has hired many many stained Mercenaries with Perverted specialties for instance dung beetle handles demolitions and Rubber gloves I Will hold on dung beetle handles demolitions and rubber gloves. Okay dung beetle handles demolitions and rubber gloves Big Allister trains Cobra soldiers in fighting techniques, especially tickling Okay, especially tickling. Okay, you know the special fighting technique of tickling Liger master patrols Cobra's headquarters finally beyond the lookout for Cobra's burgundy guard They are the elite kinky boots of Cobra trained in both combat and manscaping They take horny jobs and live amongst us Why your friends with benefits could be a guard in disguise brilliant brilliant We have madly lived. I Don't think anybody has lived more madly than we have this evening Yeah, yeah, Destro is the main supplier of boobs, you know, he won't tell you where he gets them A Destro the toilet bowlhead will not tell you where he gets the supply of boobs, but you know You know, but but the the Baroness is the honkers expert That's so, you know, and they have a relationship I'll bet the Baroness as the honkers expert has has a line on on getting the extra boobs that Cobra needs Cobra commander has a plan for taking over the world and boobs are an important part of it Okay, guys That that's that's our that's our mad live and that's our show and we've gone about half hour later than usual and I am Exhausted it's been a very long day, but thank you guys for showing up. Thanks you guys for being here It was a lot of fun talking with you guys. We will do this again next week I'll come up with something special for you. Don't forget to check out Your other GI Joe fan creators Yeah, they're taking over the sphincter, you know, that's that's the plan and they need the boobs to take over the sphincter is In some way Yeah, good night pervs. Thank you guys and as far as Getting back to doing regular reviews. I'm making progress It's either gonna be the thing that I was planning on reviewing if I can get it to work or it will be Or it'll be a figure of you I'd really like to do the vehicle because it's been out, you know, I've been Ready to do it. I just got to get it to work. But anyway, thank you all for your patience Thanks for being awesome Thank you for all the fun in 2022. I will see you at Joe Fest in 2023 And for now, I will say you good night. So good night everyone and have a great evening. I'll