 For all of the horror stories around vegan diet, we never really address the unreal amount of global warming these vegans are causing with their lawnmower buttholes. I have talked in the past about how some vegan girls I have gone out with here and there have smelled pretty bad. But the farting is something else. Fortunately, for vegans, we have Dr. Clapper with his words of wisdom on how to prevent this from happening to you on a plant-based diet. First of all, let's realize that gas is a normal natural situation if I may be so blunt in front of your audience. Everybody farts. I mean, all animals do it, all mammals do it, about 20 to 25 times a day we all And it happens a lot when we're speaking in the horizontal. So it's not a state of disease and so people should just understand that as part of having a tubular digestive system where chemistry is happening. But very importantly, where does this gas that has passed come from? Well, a significant amount of it, 40, 60, 80 percent, is swallowed air. What is that? Well, there's air in the food. On a fork full of rice, there's air between the grains of rice, in a floret of broccoli there's air down, in a fork full of salad there's air between the leaves of lettuce. And when we put the food in our mouth and chew it up and swallow it, if there's a lot of air in the food, we're going to swallow that air. And once that air is in our stomach, it's going to go one or two places. It's going to go up, it's going to go down. You either release it discreetly from above, and a big fan of quiet belches after dinner. But if you don't release it from above, it's going to go through your gastrointestinal tract and cause flatulence. So how do we avoid swallowing so much air? We've often taught how important it is to chew our food really well, break down those cell walls so we can absorb the nutrients in these plant foods. But one advantage of chewing your food well is that it forces the air out of the food. So by chewing that food to a cream, you're going to swallow a lot less air. But that's really the opposite of the way most people eat. We're in a big hurry to get that meeting, we're going to have to catch a plane, two chews both down it goes, and all the air goes down there. And we wind up passing a lot of gas and blaming the beans, but it wasn't the beans, it was the air swallowing from eating too fast. So I tell people, if you're going to eat some salad, put a fork full of salad in your mouth, put the bloody fork down, make salad purée in your mouth, take the extra five or ten seconds to chew that food to a cream, and you're going to swallow a lot less air as well as get more nutrition out of the food. So even too fast and not chewing well enough, it's one major factor, chew your food. Your mother was right, chew your food, they're a little bit more vibrant, but seriously it's a major factor in the gastrointestinal tract. So Dr. Clapper's theory of the air in food causing you to fart is so ridiculous, I am not going to address it. What I find hysterical is that the other guy is sitting there nodding and agreeing with him. Then he goes home, uploads this video like it's good information. Does this kid have his head screwed on straight? How can he look at this old quack with a straight face and agree with what he is saying? Let's explore further into vegan fart escapades. Here we have someone who recently turned vegan. For instance, I took a crap in a center world the other day and the guy who went in after me turned around and left, waving his arms as if he was a beleagu'd veteran, helling the last rescue helicopter into Saigon. And the responses are comical. I have the worst gas ever, I fart like 150 times a day, I also poop more often, like 3 times a day, but they're perfect poops. I'm with you and my farts don't smell at all. Then we have Mr. Delusional who claims that farting on a vegan diet is temporary saying if you continue to follow the vegan diet your gut will adjust and the farting will go away. But here we have an almost 10 year vegan who still farts a lot and another who attributes their farts to detox. Oh look, another comedian. I fart a lot but I don't get gasp pains and they don't smell. They don't smell. Then we have Tiffany. I have been a vegan for about a year now and while my farts have always been bad they have gotten worse. Personally, mine have not gotten better but maybe just me. Don't think you're alone on that one Tiff. I still fart a lot after 6 years vegan. I think he is still detoxing, maybe he just needs his gut to adjust a few more years. I don't fart much but my dumps are massive. Like crazy massive. Yep, every time I go it's a freaking loaf. Yeah man, as a dainty as fuck 23 year old female I put my meat eating boyfriend to shame with my farts. I also love to rub in the fact that I poop at least 3 times a day. I am a master of this stench. You aren't so dainty young lady. I was the exact same for the first few weeks and then the farts stopped. You're just adjusting. It will pay us. The only thing passing is the demonic stench coming out of vegan rear ends. Here is another story. I have been vegan since November but this month I have been very gassy. I didn't realize how bad the smell was so I usually just let it out silently. I'm starting to realize how bad the smell is. I was taking the public bus home from school today and I let a very small tube out of its prison. I thought it wouldn't be a problem as most of the windows were all open and it was a big bus. I was very wrong. A girl all the way on the other side of the bus starts to put her shirt over her nose. Then she searches in her bag and takes out a bottle of essential oil and starts shaking it everywhere as if she was baptizing the whole bus. Then she frantically tried and struggled to open her window while holding the bottle of oil very close to her nose. After she finally opened the window she began to give me the Sicilian stare that lasted the rest of the bus ride. But we have the solution boys and girls embrace it. What's also funny is if you Google why a vegan diet causes farts we see the same nonsense explanation that your stomach is adjusting to a new bacteria, a higher fiber intake. But if you Google specific foods like beans or broccoli it gives you a specific compound in the food that makes you fart whether it's a type of sugar or fiber that the body cannot utilize. Humans tend to make things up and are getting away with it. Pretty much everything about a vegan diet is made up and everyone believes them but what are you going to do? So when you go on a vegan diet you fart up a storm and shit many times per day. The opposite of a carnivore diet when people go carnivore their bowel movement frequency regulates to an average of one small to medium sized movement per day and they are not just a little bit smaller compared to the food volume that vegans are eating probably 4-5-6 pounds of food on a vegan diet compared to a pound or two of food on a carnivore diet the input versus the output is drastic. It shows how efficiently we are digesting animal foods as opposed to plant foods and not only are these vegans stuffing their faces with plant foods it's not nourishing their bodies they're still hungry and they're shitting their pants doing so. 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