 Are you traveling through Faerun unprotected? Don't let yourself fall victim to spooky cultists, gross little goblins, or sexy vampires that make you question things about yourself. There are seriously so many of those three things. What's a weak little level one like you gonna do against such overwhelming danger? Well, with my patented self-defense technique, you can defend yourself against almost any ground-based threat. I call it shove or shove them over. Very easy. That knife-wielding cultist is standing right next to an endless void. Shove him. That little goblin didn't get caught in your friend's AOE spell. Kick him over there. That sexy vampire is getting due close at night, just like your impure thoughts. No problem. Just shove. Stop. Advanced courses are available for all levels, such as awkward strafing, standing on rafters, and wind. Anyone could learn to shove, and anyone can be shoved. Hell, I learned from my vampire boyfriend that even Balthazar, Lord of the Undead in the realm of his own god, can be defeated by pushing him in a big hole. No one is immune to shoving, unless they're immune to shoving. So sign up today. It's a bonus action, and there's no downside.