 Greetings, everyone. This is James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions. And before I go on to do my next video talk show, I am stopping by from my immediate area off Route 17 south in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, the one and only, the famous Bendiksteiner, as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld Netflix series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. That's right. It is in my close area and I love it here. Outstanding food, outstanding coffee and I will go in soon before I go on to do my next show. James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions here. And aside from the famous Bendiksteiner in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, Route 17 south, right behind the famous Teterboro Airport, where everyone with private jets lands who wish to visit New York City. We are right next door, directly next door to the famous Bananas Comedy Club in the Holiday Inn on Route 17 south in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey. And there it is. The famous Bananas Comedy Club with a very highly rated Gabriel's Restaurant. You were quite a lot with the other crazy guy Ray. Crazy Ray. And she lies to us and says no way, right? No, no, no. She does it first and when I do it again, she goes... The nervous laugh, yeah. So she denies it, then doesn't argue. She's like the person who sends me a text without identifying themselves. She's a wack job. Hi. How are you? Who are you? You should have seen the size of the spider in my bathroom when I came out of the shower. You know how did I end? How did I get in? Nobody knows. It was just big around. You know why? The females are getting ready for hibernation. I said, my God, I put a plastic cup over it. And after I finished everything, I went around and tried to so I scooped along the thing. I missed into the shower with still some water. So it got a little wet and curled up in the bowl. Then I got this for the other couple of times and I walked it outside. Yeah, I don't kill spiders. I don't kill most anything but the ants. Well, they're predatory. They're good. They're beneficial. But unless they're... No, my quote is they never come around with just one. Unless they're venomous. That's all. I put around October this female, the same female spider, builds a humongous web in front of my door. Are you still waiting? Are you still waiting? For what? Oh, chicken nuggets. That's it? It's been 15, 20 minutes. Did you tell them? He said he would have it in a couple of minutes. A couple of minutes? Oh, come on. Yeah, but he must be... That's insane. He must be a Donald Trump fan. Oh, that's good. I really like you. Come on. Shooter than when I was up there. Our truth is not true. Rudy Giuliani. That's just done. How long does it take to deep fry chicken nuggets? Come on. There's no excuse for it. A couple of minutes. It only takes a couple of minutes to deep fry it. And then it got a lot of people back there doing the deep frying, right? Well, where's the management saying what is going on here? That's why I decided not to wait for a small coffee. You know what? Pennywise and pound foolish like my grandfather used to say, with these business owners today. Well, I'll tell you, do they get any harder than those 105 days? No, I'm happy autumn is around the corner. Well, where? It's mid-September. You know, normally, August is a very dry... That's why everybody said this month. Do you hear what I said? Yeah, but they said, Billy, it's mid-September. Listen, what's going on here? Normally, in August, the grass is all burnt. It's a very dry month. Because something's all changed. Not anymore. It's all changed. And you know the climate change deniers are paid off by the oil companies? Well, I guess. I don't care, but this weather is crap. Yeah. It's horrible. But anyway, what I was saying is it's the same female spider builds a huge web in front of my house, and then I tear it down with a broom. It rebuilds it the next day. Then I found out what happens. Spiders recycle their webbing. They really reuse their webbing material. I learned that, like, last year. This thing was big. Yeah. Well, I almost went down twice there. Large abdomen. This weather is kicking me. Bad. It could be electrolyte depletion. Well, I'm dehydrated. Pedialyte... Well, Walmart's got a good one. Walmart doesn't have much of anything. Well, they have their brand of electrolytes. I can't get all of them. They have nothing in jackets, anything in shirts. You said that the Aldi's is being renovated over here, right? Down Rue 17? Yeah, they're still open, I think. Okay. They're still open, but... I think they're more important. Yeah. One of the iron workers. You have this iron worker up there. What a nice guy. If you get shopping bags where they put the plastic in the paper, save them for Aldi's. Because there's no way I'm paying for bags. Me, I got bags in the backseat of my car. Somebody said on CNN they made a good point. I forget the guy. He goes, well, this is the death knell for Donald Trump. Oh, yeah. Oh, with Manafort? So this is just not good. Do you know what Trump supporter was saying that Manafort is... They're all being... Donald Trump's being framed. Manafort's being framed. Who's at that? A Donald Trump supporter? Well, there you go. So you cannot convince people once they have a mindset, Billy? Who does that come back to? People not getting it. Who does that come back to? Satan. Oh, my father. Oh, well, that's it. You can't get through to people. You can have all the evidence in the world. I know, but isn't that right? Everything we're saying. It comes back to that. No, but there are details. There are details around my father. I know, I've heard them all. But that isn't what's right. Well, I'm not... You can't get through to people. You try to tell them. They still don't believe it. I tell them about the health benefits of smoking. I don't believe it. Oh, no. That's a bunch of hot rush. That's propaganda. No, it's not. That's... No, it's not. You think that the hospitals love when people get lung cancer. That's money. You think you can... That's profit. You're lying about the health benefits of smoking. I think the dean is on the take. No. He's on the take. Why would they talk about the health benefits? Because people are corrupt. Why would they talk about the health benefits? I'm sorry. I don't have faith in humanity like you do. No, but you think everything is conspiracy and it's not. Why would they lie about the benefits? They get nothing out of the benefits. Well, maybe... Are you missing the point here? Maybe the problem with cigarettes is not so much the tobacco plant, but the additives, the chemicals they put in. You're missing the point. How could smoking... They're talking about the benefits. So TARS, TARS, not the nicotine. TARS go into your lungs, actually does good. Certain things prevents Parkinson's disease. Number two, their final words were smokers who exercise regularly far outlive non-smokers. Who exercise regularly all the while. But you see, you have selective beliefs. You want to believe the ban. Well, they did say that about marijuana back in the day, too. But you want to believe the ban. You have selective beliefs. You don't have to always complain about people. Carlton Frederick's got arrested, so prove that people that eat a lot of eggs for breakfast outlive non-egg eaters by a substantial margin. Who did the egg study, Jim? You mean the study on the eggs? Who did the eggs for breakfast? Who did it? Oh, the margarine. The companies that made margarine and the food companies. U.S. food companies. Well, no. It was the cereal companies. But they also wanted... And they did the study with powder eggs. You know I've had powder eggs in the Navy? They're not bad. I like them. They're all good. Everybody made fun of them, but... They're all good. They're good. Powdered. See what people have selective beliefs. Well, you're just removing the water from the egg. I didn't want to believe only what you want to believe. What is bad? See what did I tell you? What is good? I don't want to believe that. I even like powdered milk. People just don't listen. They don't get it. You know, people say, oh, you drink powder. You'll drink powder? I don't like milk period, except for this morning. You're not a dairy fanatic. Yeah, I love dairy. I know. I like cheese. You like yogurt? You love yogurt? I'm just not crazy about milk, unless it's in something. Sour cream on a... I love sour cream. On an enchilada? Sour cream. I love buttermilk. Cream cheese. Well, cheese in general. The other thing with curds. What's that called? Cottage cheese. Cottage cheese. I love everything. I'm not crazy about milk. When I go to the Mexican place, and I get those enchiladas. Anchichican enchilada, whatever style I get them, I love extra sour cream. I love that stuff. Let's go to sugar. Okay. What if they... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have no data. What if they... Mother... What if they dropped them? What if they drafted women into Darries and milked them for a fee? I guess so. Now, even now, as we stepped out, there's still people waiting. You think I'm going to stand online all afternoon for a small coffee? They're out of that minds. It is really bad. And who knows how well they train these new people? She has no integrity. I don't know what to believe when she opens her mouth Because she lies Yeah, but just think of how bad she is. She lies all the time. That's the bad part. Oh, he's he's just as bad as her There's route 17 South the Holiday Inn and the famous bananas comedy club Just we're just on break right now. The bad is no planes coming in Teterboro Airport right now Big whoop-de-boo They're going at a snail's pace. I honestly don't have the patience for a waiting Valley home care the whole care that my father had Do they come any better? Benefits of smoking Is that a crap? Well, look at the Native Americans. They smoke tobacco for probably thousands of years Different though, they don't have additives and they smoke a lot of peyote, too. Yeah, oh Speaking of peyotes this cleaning that off The psychedelic mushrooms move over. You know that that regrows brain cells the psychedelic mushrooms Poyote Yeah, you know what wait We speak of peyote speaking of peyote. Well, yeah, you probably drive one napkin Thank you, Bill. I think I think I think there's a it's a miracle. There's no line I think I can get my coffee now Super hot I like scalding hot coffee. We think I'm like that the old lady who sued McDonald's She says her he says her the first layer of her skin peeled off. I don't think so Actually had it between her legs on the drive-thru. Yes Every every time Private jet lands. I don't see it until it actually gets to the runway. Yeah, that's because of the position. Oh Yeah, that's a wonderful thing about the priority to psychedelic mushrooms growing brain cells Was that intentional what she did well, I saw her fake She paid the whole thing There you go, I saw her photo and she looked like the kind of old lady that will call the cops on on her neighbors Oh I wasn't even looking up Duke because I I find it ludicrous. So I was texting Selecting sex in my sister Oh, no, no, I wasn't even Not now the piotium interested in And marijuana Look the line is back again. Oh, Jesus Well, I am opinionated You believe in conspiracy for everything Some things are proven fact some things Well, secret societies are real the oligarch some are some are all secret societies real Are some secret societies There you go, it's like saying all women are gold diggers And then again, but they always ask a guy, what do you do? You know, like what do you do for a living? What if somebody's retired and they do they do absolutely nothing Just say I'm retired and we just enjoying life right now and I play chess all day. Yeah Well, you tell the truth when people ask you I do And I'm gonna say well, it's brutal I don't And you know, you don't do what the people did at the players club have phony business cards made up Yeah, I did my friend's girlfriend gave him to me for fun You know, it's what he said. Yes, I am a movie star The other one said my cards you get let me give you my card and they look at it says my card She got you know, Kathy gave to me as a goose You know what god, I don't you know, I don't know if he's deceased if you mean fake cards No, I don't do that, but these are just meant to be fun. They're jokes. Yeah, well, you know what tiny used to do God rest his soul if he is But what he used to do is He used to have the playing cards with pornographic photos on it and he used to tell the girl You like card tricks and she says Yeah, kind of well pick a card any card and then he he opened up the deck And then she would pick any card and it would be a pornographic as an opening line. That's funny, though I think today you were getting trouble for that, right? It's not cool You know, that's like if instead of shaking, you know, the bottom line is why don't I get guys coming up to me saying, sir Listen, I'm sorry. I'm not gay But we just want to tell you You're smooth You're not like but even but even though you were smooth Okay, that's well and good even though you were super smooth and cool you still got laid. That's the important thing Because because that's one of the greatest things in life is getting laid It gets boring like good food. You like a good steak. It's boring Or you mean if you have it too much Gets boring Yeah, like waiting for my coffee. Oh That's why somebody who works at Dairy Queen said, uh, why is everybody getting excited over ice cream sundaes and molten milkshakes I work here every almost every day big deal. It's ice cream I love ice cream in the winter Like the shepherd's pie People just don't get When I was working with seafood people run up and go, oh my god sea scouts I go, ma'am. I see these things almost every day You know, it's like, uh, but before I worked with seafood. It was a big deal I guess Hugh Hefton got bored too after a while when he was alive Well, look at that old fashioned broom. Oh my god You know this franchise owner, he's got to be the biggest skin flint that god ever That was ever conceived What'd you have Huh How was it Chicken wraps You know all these sells tubes speaking of wraps spinach, they sell spinach wraps. They're nice. Oh, they're good Yeah, they're good. Yeah, but that but an important thing is they're still they saw the lobster roll Commodore Jeff Sanbello from boston. Why don't they make a lot? Nobody makes a nice big lobster wrap That's not a bad idea. That's a good idea. It's bigger than a hot dog. It's really a burrito when you think about it I mean my point is it's bigger. It's going to cost a lot more But still offer it but you see how they market it as a wrap when in reality it's just a form of burrito Yeah, but it's wrap. That's why You can do anything with Actually, it tastes better than a regular sandwich with two slices of bread. It's mexican bread Yeah, different forms of bread. That's right Jewish bread is great. Holla bread. Yeah, you ever have holla french toast at a diner? But it's great Only if they soak it in egg thoroughly you have to to make anything for french toast Yeah, like when I used to make it I would let it soak With cinnamon cinnamon a little milk and egg My mom used to spread oil on aftertales Yeah Well, you can't go wrong with cinnamon and you know before after You know cinnamon is good for blood sugar disorders diabetics I bet it's almost time to leave. I'm not even gonna bother getting a coffee Well, that's right, uh, Karen's going on breaksome All right, I'll get a coffee with that Driving away I don't understand why the sky is so clear like it's dry, but it's really humid I never even get that Isn't it great to roll out of a big bed Normal sized bed without getting off the floor. Yeah, I get yeah Yeah, but you could buy a cot you've got money now. You've been a camping car Well, you wait long enough you're going home in less than an hour. That's because it's You said five years Oh Maybe your girlfriend will come in. No, she now I doubt it She'll drive you crazy Well, the problem with Eileen is almost everything she says is a complete lie So you can't You can't believe anything she tells Yeah That's why I I say maniacal madness She said the other day she couldn't hear because the tv was too loud But she complains about not being able to hear the wax in her ears And she had that taken but she said and she said she went to my doctor and had that taken care of Maybe that's the lie Well, she if is your doctor. Dr. Rigolosa. No, he's an internist Rigolosi Our friend here at mcdonald's I lean She told us she wanted jimmy's doctor did doctor who rigolosi Dr. Rigolosi to have the wax in her ears cleaned out Is that true? She lied to us again She belongs in a padded room billy honest to god if she's if she's lying as much She should be she should be What's that? What's that insane asylum gravestone or something? I mean to lie That was an infamous place Yeah, now now one flew over to cuckoo's nest with jack nipis I was based on a On a real hardcore Insane asylum, right? I don't know probably. I don't know The facts behind it, but probably yeah But it wasn't that bad in the movie just pretty sure to go What'd you get? Uh Man, there's some great westerns on netflix. I'm so glad I I saw that silverado for the first time What a great movie to have and the music like you said what Okay Now I got horse racing Don't nag me Wilbur get that Karen. Don't nag her horse racing. I said don't nag me You know, you don't get that do you A horse old horse is an old nag Karen jeez One time I fed one time I was feeding a horse like fruit Apples they liked it. They enjoyed it You know like everything I love sugar sugar Cubes of carrots, but they're I was amazed at how soft their their hair was And you know, they were very pretty animals. They're beautiful animals And and and they they bond with you. I was going to buy that hair in Maine Shampoo, I used that one time. Yeah When I got to the checkout, I think it was originally stopped because they said no, don't get that don't get that I don't know what happened. I said, why not? This is the reason the horse is coached. It's full of wax Oh, shit, really? That's filled with wax. Don't wax. Don't get don't get it. It's a billy. Don't get it That's why the horse is coat lays down my eyes Feel so yeah, that's something they call it. It's a billy. Don't get it Yep Yeah, that's weird. You really don't get it. Don't get it So I've never never I never bought it that I I just learned something again new that I never knew before Because you learn something every day The base the baseball playoff should be coming up soon, right? That shampoo I almost tried years ago That's for horses, but people are using it. It's cold hair in Maine. Hair in Maine They told me it has two months or too much wax in there. Is that true? It's probably like paraben. They call paraffin. I'm sorry, paraffin I don't really put candle wax Yeah bees well that were like a bees wax. Well candle wax. Yeah Yes, I'm now I was talking to Karen about paraffin Look what that guy got killed by the shark up in Cape Cod First time in over 80 years Did they say if it was a bull shark or a great white or 80 over 80 years Killed this kid Damn bull sharks are are really bad They'll have a tiger shark But you know what a bull shark is the only shark they can go in fresh water survive in fresh water But they said yeah, he was it wasn't deep water He was probably up to his waist I know great whites are notorious for for for swimming the coastline In in more shallow Anybody who's been in the ocean At one time or another has probably had a shark swim by them Within a couple of feet hasn't realized it. You can't see them sometimes Think about that how close you may have been Unless you're you're in the tropics where it's crystal clear. They said everybody Almost everybody's had one go right by them. I seen a hammerhead shark in uh in florida keys Lemon they have something called lemon sharks Lemon sharks are are reefed. They're not aggressive, but they're they're still sharks Are up they keep getting higher. They don't know what's going on. They are absolutely bad right now. They said That that is absolutely true a nurse shark is Harmless, but you don't put your hand by their mouths. I don't think any shark is horrible. Yeah I think any shark could hurt you. They all have now some tourists in uh, you never hear of a gum shark Yeah No, some tourists in um, cosumel like cancun Thought that because the the nurse shark was Not dangerous. They they can put their hand by its mouth and the idiot got idiot got bitten well, also they say, you know Stingray, but it kills the bourbon right in the heart When you're when you're scuba dot no when you're snorkeling you never wear jewelry of any kind because barracudas They see the shininess. They think it's bait fish. No, they're just mean No, barracudas. You have to see the teeth on it. They're just mean. Holy crap. I've I've met a I've met a deep sea diver The one that wears a big metal helmet. He was down to the oil company. Okay. Yeah I said oh christ You gotta deal with the sharks He said don't the sharks don't bother you The barracudas come for you because they're mean something. Wow I never forgot that he's a day art. They just come at me for no reason. He's a darts don't bother me. They're lightning fast but he said the uh The uh, uh, the barracudas they just come and bite. You should see the long teeth on them, too Now moray eels can take your finger or or or hands off if you're here. They can slice right through. Yeah I saw a video of an octopus that actually squeezed itself into a beer bottle And then came back out again. I was amazed. They said the most one of the most flexible creatures No to man Well, I'm sure I'm sure it's quartered back out again. Well, that's how she entertains ray Let's see, what am I gonna have for dinner? Let me see now I'm all it can't be shepherd's pie because it's out of season at all these I got some eight ounce. They have shepherd's pie stopper shop It's probably the same identical shepherd's pie. It's not that big. It's like about this big. Oh, no, that's a different company Yeah, I'm used to the big shepherd's pie Like a blackjack moagans in garfield the sports bar When I ordered shepherd's pie man was out of big-ass shepherd's pie And it was a load of beef I mean, technically it was peasant food So so was lobster so prison food Oh, oh, yeah, the the british colonists they looked down on the lobby inmates made them Contracts and we only use lobster twice a week. I think we're standing They thought it was like a like a cuckoo Oh That's of course, she hasn't had a bite to eat probably in a while You don't care. That's how I get our leaders shut up. I buy our burgers. I'll be gonna She just sits there and let you do a jury that day How well I wouldn't mind if Eileen was 100 pure facts You know and she actually said intelligent things, but no, it's not the case She sat here with Jerry one day and said I hear I said, are you hungry? She said no And he said it was like a fry. She ate it all of the fries I said, what are you doing? Did you eat all of the fries Eileen? So who's Jerry? Is that one of the pilots that comes in here? You mean to tell me she has no surplus cash to buy anything here? None? Yes, she does. She got to do a lot. You know how many times I told that idiot to go to To to Burt Bergen County Board of Social Services and she guesses me that that oh, yeah, yeah James. It's a good idea I don't even think she's been there She says what good is it gonna do they're gonna turn me down. I said, well, how do you know Eileen? Yes, they are that's common procedure the first time you always get rejected. That's common procedure Even social security disability does that Expected it's a numbers game the next time you're okay. That's all it is It's a numbers game. I don't know that too. It's an expect to be rejected They do that because because most people won't appeal and I know Boy, I tell you Robert Muller's investigation is really gonna get heavy duty now. I told you he's on the way out With Paul Manifold No, I'll go up there Oh my god Because they both have light hair. Maybe that's why I'll get around to go if I go to Friendly's I'll probably go to one in Elmwood park and move 46 move 46 east Is one in Elmwood park. Yeah by the m by the uh Um, what the hell is that called the parkway diner? Yeah and the boulevard Yeah, I'm gonna go Because because my friend from Boston has been telling me about lobster rolls so much. I think he's got me in a mood Okay, this has been a mega live 21 production