 so that it pisses me off more because Genesis I can just be like yeah fuck that piece of shit I don't give a fuck but with this one it's a direct sequel like it's treated properly as a direct sequel so I fucked it's just fucked fuck it I'm not watching this piece of shit so as per usual I'm gonna have to explain a couple things a catch up if you will from the previous three we've watched um first of all someone was saying that we were making fun of um the guy for like fiddling with the gun when he was fiddling with the gun because he was trying to find the tracker uh rags actually mentioned the tracker like we were all happily aware that's what he was looking for yeah yeah we know that and the point was that he was looking at it like a fucking retard in full view he was like fiddling around like an actual dumb person and the fact that when batwoman comes in he's like oh shit it's like what the fuck lock your door if you're gonna look at like incriminating evidence but like it's still stupid insanely stupid how did uh the question how did alice break into the crow's house when there's a god in there like was he just aloof there any security systems remember she applies makeup plays with the fucking photos just look at her out that the god is like oh alice what are you doing what she kills him without a second thought he seemed almost like he wanted to reason with her when it's like shouldn't you be stopping her yeah he didn't like reach for his gun or anything yeah I think I thought he was meant to be like on the inside because she was wearing the the uniform so I figured he was on the inside whoa I'm gonna kill my I'm gonna kill my own man because I'm a villain well I was gonna say stupid I guess to get that guy shot and killed in the first episode so yeah she'll do that just the way that he says it I'm like oh was he supposed to be in on it and then she killed him for like no reason I don't know I guess well maybe we'll find out more yeah she's crazy and quirky no I think she's just a murderous psychopath when dad crow finds out that he's in his house and that a guard might even be dead and like for all he knows he doesn't phone to have people search or protect things in his house or even go there he just immediately goes to the elevator with his wife to head home yeah um really weird his his ability to make decisions is insane especially going over the first episode again like this guy's worthless he just stands around and just does he's hugely incompetent at his job in fairness uh this is a world where like men are stupid so it is consistently the part of it okay guys he does ask to act consistent for his gender yes um so bruce had a weapon that can penetrate the bat suit in case someone stole the suit that's what the episode tells us someone did steal his suit and the butler's helping them so lol I don't feel like it's a good job with that uh secondly he says it's the most lethal weapon the batman ever built when he has like a shotgun it's listen it's more lethal than the bat shotgun and the bat cross I mean I'm happy to agree that it might be more lethal than them but the thing is if they both kill then I thought Batman didn't kill people I thought that was his thing that was gonna be my other point it's like why the fuck would batman build a weapon to stop someone in his suit in a matter that kills them rather than disabling them yeah like a like a stun shocky thing he already had I don't just use the uh defibrillator that's built into the bat suit some of them put it on and they're like I'm gonna get you batman oh yeah that's right yeah you can defibrillate anyone in the distance like a really good point okay that's actually a really good point um so crazy billionaire his plan would have meant nothing if nobody went into the elevators imagine if he did it because there was a bunch of servers which just seem to happen to be in there I don't know why three of the like tertiary characters or let's just say secondary characters discussing something because they all left why did they even go in there they were like we have to protect her because of Alice right it was it was an unrelated event like it wasn't the ability causing it it was yeah they they left because of Alice and I guess he just had an opportune moment arise he's like oh why is everyone heading to the elevators in a panic I guess I'll spring my plan of action because coincidentally Kate Kane has just walked into my office while I was fiddling with the gun that I stole it's just a mess it is an absolute mess of writing it's insane when when butler man was teaching her about the Tism gun that means that there's two Tism guns and the the guy when he stole the one Tism gun like this seems weird and he also didn't steal anything else yeah it's kind of weird you feel like you steal more than one thing to just cover your tracks you know like even then you break into someone's house and steal like the one thing it's just like cool so we go motive at least right they wanted this one thing oh it has a unique specific purpose wow that's interesting almost like we don't have one weapon that can penetrate Batman's suit I wonder what he's up to so we kind of address this as well but I still want to highlight it more so is that um when he explodes that first one it happens to send this specific explosion that fires through a wall and hits batwoman like what like none of the other ones do that it's so weird it's just like oh I knocked her over damn it it's like what did he plant that specifically to do that like I could believe it to a degree if he like made any kind of reference to how he was like I've got a backup way to try with this fight he's trying to like get it in position or something but no he's just what the elevate is I think Fringy you kind of address this but like uh she's spent the whole show being concerned that putting on the suit causes trouble yet like yep when people are dying Alice leave I was gonna say when people are killed again and bleeding to death around her she even like nearly addresses it herself he leaves to go and pick up the suit while commenting on like how much better than batman she is yeah which is the thing that really that I mean obviously disinferia to me for very obvious reasons I was gonna say it's absolutely like one of the biggest tests you can give a superhero that wants to hide their identity is to put them in a position where they can help people now or they can hide their identity and then help people and she's just like yeah you guys wait I'll be back I like how uh I like how judgemental she is of our Batman as well you know he's been saving Gotham for several years and then he leaves for a reason that's total bullshit like Batman is not just gonna leave because he fucked up once um but but whatever he leaves and it's like well Bruce you're a piece of shit you left it's like hasn't he done enough holy shit how much does he have to do before oh but you're better because you've been here for like three days you stole this shit and if you let a mass murderer go free but uh oh I'm not Batman maybe how old do you think uh billionaire man is by the look of him 30 maybe all right fine how old do you think Kate Kane is you're looking at it probably like 30 just started all right 30 so about 30 billionaire man was Bruce's childhood friend Bruce was Batman when he saved Kate as a little girl all right so he should be like 50 years old then right he looks very young for how I think they don't care oh well how dare you one of the top comments was uh is the main character retarded and can't see that it's a dummy on the floor because why does she say what happens when they start threatening real people no the point of the episode was supposed to be like the dummy is a threat the people will come next you know but it it doesn't achieve that message at all it needs to be a real person I don't know why they just have a real person then have that addressed even though it's a complete rip off of the dark night like I said but yeah it's so weird to have the dummy because the audience is left like oh it's a dummy what do we get did people have been making top covers about it's an Aristotle thing I didn't know what else to say I just think that's funny such a cringe line yeah uh some people were like how can she possibly hold the weight of the elevator herself with a grappling hook and to to protect the to defend the show you're introduced to the dual uh bat grapple and so the she shoots one above it and below it and so the idea is that it attaches to something at the top and then it holds the thing at the bottom every single thing we said about it is still fucking valid it's really stupid the whole thing is really stupid but it's not her holding it um it's like tied up or yeah it just think of it as a stick that fires a claw out of either end yeah and um yeah the only other thing I was interested in is just um let us know I'll try and read as many comments as I can but let us know if you found this just through batwoman that was it like what you're watching I'm curious if there's people who are watching this who are like I don't know if that is but I like these guys reaction to batwoman I guess people just really want to know how crappy batwoman is I think more people hate watch Batman than batwoman would watch it unironically yeah I was gonna say more ironic watches than watches anyway you guys ready yeah I guess I am previously on batwoman I didn't even find it he was fucking busy one missing girl he's got a city to watch over you know she's your daughter she's your daughter it is personal is this catwoman oh please no no relax it could be anybody oh nice what is that quick look at him third bling theft in a week this time nearly killing a guard in the process what has batwoman actually done for the city why do they expect this person to do something about jewel thieves I don't actually do oh wow moving fast um okay women don't look at prem in the morning I'll fucking guarantee you that I mean they're wearing makeup they were fucking making like a pair of shears and everything all night but I guess they're fine now they look great look beautiful what are you thrusting into it's urgent bad devil oh my god bad emoji my friend type thing uh girlfriend because that's what that just sounded like you are not allowed to be friends with any females except me you come over super late you leave before breakfast I feel like I could date you and start a new hobby good that's called a healthy relationship okay we get it she's gay you obviously have a lot going on I'm sorry Brad Morrison told all the kids at school that I was hey who's not the same motorcycle that bat would I say yeah and I've been out and proud as long as I can remember so how the hell am I supposed to wake up every morning and hide who I am I think she's referring to being gay no I thought she was connecting hiding bat woman with height she's like being gay but that's a totally not analogous I know to represent strong women and pillars of their community oh is this what we're doing for next episode I'm seeing someone so while you've been that what is this what is this their adults she nuked in theory she nuked the place last night nuked the place I'll have our security team bring the necklace to the event tomorrow you can never be too careful so acknowledge that she's guards around it and hide it in a huge massive vault public knowledge that she's taken over Wayne Enterprises building apparently she just do that can you just show up and take over a company until he tells us Alice's grand plan or he dies we're this annoying when batman took people prisoner I don't think he took prisoners which batman are we talking about like oh fucker is dying what am I looking at right now I what this seems illegal line this is very illegal mother and the daughter I guess that's their graves so how fucking is Alice your drivers how did you not see them do you not have like security with you she just working she has like this is a public cemetery in the middle of the day you know the thing I love about bad guys is that despite ourselves we are also tragically predictable oh i'm a bad guy guys i'm a bad guy who's always like this i brought my body shot cosplayers we're gonna do evil things and she's like in a public place developing a very top secret weapon how'd you find that out who are the prettiest because this particular project I like how that guy in the background was just looking at this baseball bat like oh yeah a baseball bat you are going to give it to me by 10 p.m. tomorrow why or commander kane will know that you are the one who convinced him his daughter was dead it was reasonable to assume you were dead yeah that was absolutely everybody thought that city stops looking unless she planted the brain fragment things but how do you face that this is actually no you're that woman huge fan why but not in like I know I was bordering on last season I need your help I heard a discrete deeper voice oh my god that's the thing she broke in and dropped her dying he would either like I guess he's just alive still so you chained him up to the point where you're asking if his life can be saved wow how confident of you he's such a terrible super what are you standing up there for why are you here everyone's looking for a woman when we should be looking for a bird what what what uh how did you get in how did you they imply that Alice is hard to fight by the way which is pretty hilarious she's like openly gotten caught once she should have been caught way more than that what is going on birds of a feather should flock together I'm allergic to feathers oh no I'm allergic to feathers is also no deeper voices for their enemies I guess an egg really committed to this whole bird thing aren't you let's have a chat during a fight how do you know what those are the batarang at the window it hit the window and it bounced back and she how are you supposed to catch that she treated that like she failed the boomerang catch but how would it boomerang when it hit the window it's also not boomerang shaped but yeah the whole thing was weird it's not broken if it worked I would have caught it should have flipped me wrist back on the stamina you're bats flaning bats flaning the idea that she could fuck up is so alien as a concept that it must be batman's batarang that fucked up oh the plot acknowledges that she can't fuck up why are you helping her if you hate it if she's assaulted you twice by the way and you don't like working for her and you have no motivation to and she's clearly letting evil people go like why what is your motivation Alice was playing it when she broke into the penthouse the other night Alice plays the cell do you think okay what did you bring me um the report detailing the bomb that blew up Alice's transport van it's an IED using high standard components it hit Alice's van with a 99.9 accuracy no it hit with a 100% accuracy and what does she mean 90 something like what a sensor with that level of detection is unreleased technology unique to Hamilton dynamics bitch have you been to Afghanistan now what if somebody was looking at it and pressed a button yeah we've established that we have moles in the crows we know that there was at least one like so what do you mean what what what actually do you see in k-k like what what do you actually see in her we don't even know how much time has passed since they first met I am oddly distracted by the fact that this is Chicago like this is clearly Chicago like it's it's really it's really yeah like it's it's really distracting I'm oddly distracted by the fact that this show is treating it as though these two have been in a relationship for a while it's like you guys hadn't even been on a first date 15 minutes ago you were literally evicted from your childhood that's awful not that I wanted to live in a process for any god I don't care about any of you no way I did another fucking possible dude what is it that you do again really just keeping tabs on my cousin's building come on 930 no emergencies 930 no emergencies but that's the time that the woman is gonna get her oh yeah 30 so you guys cool with pausing that's that's the that's the explosive that's what it looks like it looks like a little little bitty bird just looking at this picture right now that's a weird crow and it's like a weird circle with a dent in it and has forced cruise and what the fuck is that even what is that that's a water bottle above it like what was happening is he like he knows this explodes right i'm gonna be funny we just nusted the wrong way and blew up in his face yeah i mean like these things explode yeah but apparently they only nearly kill people so it's fine yeah but still you lose a finger or two or three i mean the fact that that explosion didn't kill the god is incredible three or four of those things like it's it's hard to tell how deadly they are because the CGI is so terrible so i don't know if it's like a flashbang or an explosion or what also i've noticed that this jewel thief hasn't killed a guard which means because she's not lethal that woman is on the case but if this this person if this jewel thief starts killing people that woman's just gonna be like ah just try not to do it again please i have a very tolerant policy when it comes to murderers you know start doing it again can only look for them after i released my prisoner of war and torture terms of death so i don't break the Geneva convention that's insane like she kept him hung up in a dungeon essentially for probably a week to the point where he would die of an an infected leg wound like that's like wow yeah you know had you been caught in traffic he might have been dead that's insane that's okay well if you said you're bad explaining you're bad explaining that's pretty unbelievable it's broken you've been using this tech for like two days maybe you just made a mistake you stupid cunt unauthorized entry oh no stole the necklace i feel like she could have taken it before he got upstairs yeah yeah i have to get it back why you have mass murderers to deal with explosive ink it's regulated only a few companies sell it explosive ink explosive ink that's what's in those things i guess she gross why do they just keep like letting her look at this classified information i don't know i think that she would know about her does that pop up and so if he's just like yeah sure here here you go here's the well i mean taking all bats will those two end up together at the end of the season will they kiss oh yeah she she's going to get the forest obviously i'm counting on her honestly here the husband will either be evil or you'll be why would you why would you kick it why did you kick it what is even happening wait who are these who are these guys they knew exactly how many there'd be i guess evil mum how come evil mum has all of this money in technology and these just random thugs are better than everybody how do you know these are katharine's games i'm not playing games what do you mean all you do is play games how has she not been stopped yet he's like you gotta pay attention to the itty bitty buddy rules yeah fuck yeah you're not going to be able to do that yeah the way she was holding it as well and the fact that it's such a weak tool for something like that you know if this woman actually is that powerful then she'll just send like people with body armor and tanks and she'll stop the whole building is street level thugs three i uh i love how this character is explained the whole batman secret identity ball you know think like he's he's like oh you know batman was you know bruce wayne was the real secret identity it's like yeah thanks dick i know that you don't need to explain it to me i have the facility gave it to me do i want to know how you gotta tell you that let him take a selfie why are people like batwoman like in universe why actually would they like batwoman she did one thing once the suit can lower your body temperature to match the room and bypass the sensors that seems very dangerous that's the goal how long can you hold your breath for it's dice you have to two minutes two minutes that's long you train guys what if the bomb is just rigged to the door and it's normal and once she opens it it blows i he's actually got an oxygen counter on your lungs i mean realized it was calibrated for bruce who has longer arms than you what the mattering was calibrated for bruce he has longer arms it makes sense how does that make any sense it was the technology that failed it wasn't here it was the technology you cannot fuck up that makes no sense at all i wouldn't doing these things not change the temperature to a very minor degree like all these different movements and attaching things to things surely it does something and if she if you remember how he said you can't breathe because of kinetic energy she can just leave and then walk back in yeah there's no real also with opening the door change the temperature of the room because you're letting in the air from all the way she sneezed oh my goodness this is the most a sneeze will set off a box how does she get in her own well maybe she already sets it whenever she leaves rags whatever i'm not actually i'm curious and curious he's select he's wait i want to see what she does with this i don't know how bad the ride's gonna get she has big plans for him sweet mother of convenient delusion no it's like literally the riders are like and the capture bad guy has a delusion he's supposed to plan so maybe don't keep the pills in that same place for now on yeah is the magpie gonna be started and solved in one episode of course it is one and done every week so horribly paced who needs a villain that stays there for the whole season well you say that we got all this who mysteriously escapes capture all the time so maybe it's not mysterious batwoman just lets her go well she survives bizarrely because the reasons don't forget rags she was blown up twice and survived so how does alice how does alice pay like for her rents and electricity i don't understand it i don't understand any of it she could have been captured so many times does this look done to you oh my god oh my god see come off your finger you want it gone do it yourself yeah she owns a massive corporation the world's most advanced defense form you know what he's right blow up the building he's right you should you should use your massive amount of resources how strong this gang is like the most deadly for this gang of street thugs is the most deadly force in all the world they're more without doing it isis she's in fear of them oh who wants to bet this is probably the same set as that previous episode in the hotel absolutely it is oh no she's gonna be here and she's gonna have to deal with the stolen shit and ruin the date like i'll have to go and she'd be like but honey what about me i would have told her beforehand there might be some shit going on here i heard maybe you shouldn't be around those jewels maybe you know with all the stuff that we've been hearing i wonder if by the end of the episode we're gonna have a big blowout like a big dramatic bar she's like you always choose your life over me this relationship can't work all i asked for is a little honest i'm not in a place right now where i can share all of myself with someone else like i really hope they do that oh she's here too oh no the drama but i figured with the jewelry beef on the pro we could use the extra manpower your manpower has literally never done anything i'm sorry i'm like sorry i didn't realize you were here with anyone jeez look he fucking looks like cruella deville what is this stop it i'm dying fucking chemistry is off the chart everyone hires the crows they don't do fuck all yeah i don't know why i don't think that's pretty awkward though that's like all right the the jewelry that's most associated with her death here it is it's like yeah this is beautiful she was wearing it when she got shot this is we cleaned the blood off it's okay it's the last she's like a bomb in here wait you're telling me right now that that necklace is a bomb i guess that's what everyone out of there if that's true yeah just just literally like an ironically call a bomb threat yeah trust me i'm carrying around a submachine i really hope that necklace doesn't end up exploding what are they but wait oh no oh god it's the soundtrack music music she's protecting all the individual like what wait how is that doing anything what is happening they're not lethal apparently yeah they barely explode why is that box not locked what is this this stupid question oh no it's heading to a little gill no it rolled all the way to a little gill please explode please explode please explode please explode she's so bad what is this music oh my god wait did you just she went down across the street into the pool did you pull it like a fucking truck like how did you do people like you never noticed people like me she was the camera woman in the uh in the interview at the beginning of this episode apparently what your pebbles suck they didn't do anything it was a shit they they were just like neon lights i guess yeah why did they all blow up at separate times hey i just noticed that literally all the parties that we go to involve terrorist attacks um it's kind of weird uh oh drama oh no i'm gonna make an effort you haven't hit this at all over your range of work you don't know anything about like you really are people it's also training now it won't be in the next shot i bet why haven't it all no no they're breaking up no i don't care we don't we don't care don't each other for three afternoons she's choosing bat woman over her own wants and needs and that's like the i guess the moral of this episode it was all it's so like this really feels like writing school 101 this is where you all begin and you need to improve dramatically for this because this is so shit this is a nice surprise why would you the whole time surprise not that not that you do anything but you sit in the office and slam your laptop thing down what you bring me what do you got for me throwing across the room den alice has taken interest but what it doesn't matter uh it does matter a lot of us don't answer that it could be her what we'll okay then answer it don't know what yeah we need to know what she has to say i thought it was the right thing to do you planted the head fragment surely they found bones from a deer but deers are humans i paid the dna analyst to write the report why was that something you can do that's like super illegal yeah yeah why would you even tell him this alice was gonna reveal it so why would alice have a grudge against him or the sister well if alice says that then all can't say he's a fucking crazy person but she wants to fuck with you just like with the cello yeah absolutely you could definitely do that but why would alice be pissed at anybody but who yeah if alice knew that she is the one who fooled everybody an hour later and i may not have been able to you almost killed him you also saved a lot of his lives no you didn't not really i'm starting a real estate firm you don't have the time for a relationship you're gonna start a real estate firm keep the rent slow and give them back to the community how do you have the money to start a real estate firm how do you have the expectation of knowledge to do it how do you have no what is your background there are so many you don't have the time to keep a relationship going more than three days and you think that you have the time oh the bat signal is off living this double life is a sacrifice but our city is worth it i'm just gonna announce what the whole episode is about by the way guys what an absolute fucking terrible another calamity what is this music all right uh okay the episode starts off you've got uh the the jewel heist right you've got magpie is her name and she just breaks into buildings and takes stuff because nobody fucking locks anything anymore i guess so there's a guard that shows up and he gets mini bomb flashbang they're literally on his feet or at his feet and they just guess that's she has explosions that do nothing like they're a fiery explosion that do no damage remember the egg explosions what for that floating ink oh powerful stuff this episode so i was predicted because this is some of the most rotten basic ideas when it comes to writing it's like we'll make her date this person and by the end of the episode batwoman will have gotten the way and she has a dramatic thing where she's like all right can't do it can't can't maintain it it's just so important the writing in this show is so amateur this it's like even everything is so on the nose about what they're gonna do each episode because of the narration and they even went driven completely home at the end she's like i'm gonna tell the viewer what this episode was about and what i've learned it's like guys you don't write like this you have to do it over one episode it's like children sitting in a circle going and then and then and it's also it's just it's one coincidence after another it's a superhero like archetype they'll a lot of them will deal with this problem like i said and just the everybody's just you know has different ways of doing it's like the first thing if you like do it one episode i'd be like no can't do something as huge as balancing your life with a superhero life in one episode and the thing is like usually you know they apply a little bit more pressure to the hero then just like i want to be on the date but i'm gonna save people's life it's like a teenage high school drama oh yeah she barely knows this person this person's like i can't handle this you need to be you know you need to be with me can't be doing this like you went on one day where she was partially busy and she lied to you twice and the lies didn't quite match up it just be like okay can we restart like we kind of fucked up or something but i just is so contrived you happen to go to the same fucking party that the famous villain of the city is also stealing from like really you couldn't say i'm so sorry i can't make it just separate the the implication is there's a fucking villain to deal with every single day of her life or something it's like oh my god you lined up your date with your girlfriend at the same time as you taking down the villain this is your fault also why would magpa if she just wants that necklace come back tomorrow when the place isn't full of machine gun armed security in a whole crowd just come back later why of all the time of all the times to come here this is literally the worst time well remember they stole the necklace in wine manner in the exact same place that she stole it from what did she have to do to break in uh apparently literally just go through a fucking window just like k can can like any person can break in and grab that necklace anyway but that you know he was alerted and he came in with a stun gun that does fuck all because magpie has ink bombs just wait till tomorrow that's all you gotta do magpie and she's like no no no i'll go today is magpie cool with killing a bunch of innocent people i guess like she i guess she's like literally fine with killing people and you you can't make the argument like no she's killing the one percent or something i'd be like well the fucking little girl dillie had her face blowed off assuming those explosives do something when you're right next to him like did she actually jump on top of every single bomb no she didn't know a lot of them just blew up but they're not doing anything or yeah they just explode like right next to people and they're just like don't care yeah they're going off like fucking inches from people's feet and it doesn't do fuck all do we do we mention anything about anyone being injured no no and then secondly apparently through the battering accurate enough at that distance to hit a tiny little bead out of a girl's outstretched imagine if a cover for fingers and it's just like oh well i saved you you know i just like i'm a little appreciation jesus christ that woman like deflects the damage from one of the bombs when there's nobody in the room she's like wow god it doesn't nobody's there if i was watching that happen i'd be like you doing what are you doing are you okay doesn't like i love that one bead it just it goes directly outside into a girl's head like what the fuck mommy i felt a pepper when they on a higher floor this whole thing was it just on a lower floor i thought they were i guess it was on the ground floor but i i must have thought they're upstairs too i don't know i mean nothing makes sense and and like alice cut off some dude's finger and was just like oh and i'll let you go you know you know i need to look at the scene where she just pulls her off to fucking build it oh yeah well hang on we'll get stuck i still have i got just a few more questions about this here deflecting those balls with this no one there it's like like someone's shooting a target practice and you jump in front of the bullet saying i'll save you what are you doing she's so stupid like i said batwoman does not call a bomb threat to get everyone out magpie pulled the fire alarm right so why did magpie even bother with the explosive necklace i don't know i think because she knew that batwoman would be there do you want to leave but be faster come on it just the whole plan for magpie is just throw a bomb at top so there's an actual fire you could say that you wanted to do like a distraction for batwoman but you didn't even know batwoman would show up yeah exactly i mean and plus if she really wanted to cause some damage if she blew up all the necklaces at once surely that would have been like akin to just a grenade and she stole magpie stole a necklace in some hallway she was picked up and goes haha it's like you could have stolen that without doing touching anyone in that room they were all busy looking at the fucking martha wane necklace you could have just broken in done that and left instead she has these non-lethal explosions that for some reason have to be let off she pulls the fire alarm so everyone's running around and she like baits batwoman yeah we can move on to the next bit if you want so i'm paused that is high up as fuck that's one she's at least the one two three four five six six and a half seventh floor yeah you reckon i thought it was judging by if those are like windows she's certainly they don't start at ground floor because we're looking upwards yeah so she is she is at least 30 meters off the ground at least 60 feet now but she pulled her so batwoman pulled her across the street into a fountain i want to guess for reference right there's a lot that's wrong with it so it's conveniently landed in water but at this height it wouldn't probably fucking matter because you've got the force of pulling here which is which is enough to increase speed then the force of falling for these however met yeah that's a fucking height that is this isn't guaranteed lethal this will fuck you up yeah and that's a fountain by the way it's not a deep pool well it's like a half meter she is what does she look like when she falls into it she like she doesn't stick very far and she sort of hits it i was gonna say you can see that she's already able to reach the surface of it while lying down that's how shallow it is so she is and also how did batwoman know the fountain was there it looks like look how specifically small this fountain is yeah you could easily miss and then it's like oh you're dead or at the very least paraplegic and let's address the the final convenience uh you fucking fired a grappling hook into a person did you puncture her i think it was meant to wrap around her but the ps1 sprint rendered graphics i was gonna say that's some lucky lucky shooting there batwoman also i mean i guess magpies like the best way to exit is right over the front of the building where everybody is it's almost like there is specifically a spotlight on the spot where she was going look at that yeah i know you mean yeah yeah it feels like a cartoon she's like i'll be back batwoman grapples are off a building no fuck you no you villain of week no it's times like this when i appreciate you know like the the handful of good superhero shows that have good fight choreography absolutely see this is the thing like you did devil and this there are two different fucking dimensions like it's dead with these amazing fight scenes great cinematography atmospheric lighting great soundtrack and then you go oh god yeah oh look i'm evil villain fuck this show is so bad like also it's the crows who are taking her into custody and not the cops and the cops are here i don't understand that i know where the police where they're here they are here the police are in the scene what the Gotham City police are here they're they're all they're talking to people they're doing all this stuff it's the crows who are taking her into custody so you come off of jojo which has just this amazing world building for Gotham it it's just you got a very clear picture of what that setting is like but in this show i don't know who's who rags is very right you even have a cop making way for the crows to capture here yeah there's a copy and like get out of the way people get out of the way the crows are here oh yeah you're not kidding holy crap i like how as well so she's picked out of the fountain right and carried forward and in that time batwoman has already changed into cake her clothes are on the top floor i know that's what i'm saying they took that long to get her out of the fountain and batwoman has turned into cake hey that's a picture when she knocks out the pebble out of the goat sandwich explodes that fucking battle rank is not coming back plot acknowledges that cate cane cannot make a mistake it has to be the gear it was calibrated for bruce wane longer arms honestly the only way though i love she covered up the kid as well that explosion so fucking minuscule the way it comes back it's like it's literally like a homing mechanical device that like comes back with magnetism or something autism all right also it like flies into the air in a completely straight line into the street interestingly i was just thinking right episode one bad guy was alice and the introduction of everything episode two was alice again with a bonus of his subordinate i guess and then third episode it was billionaire man and fourth episode is magpie you reckon they'll do another villain of the week next episode it'll be more about alice i think that what they're gonna do because if this is meant to be like 24 episodes of however long it's meant to be the alice isn't gonna get taken down until the very end so they're just gonna keep padding oh yeah you're right padding padding i guess what i'm saying is like this isn't the difference between filler and plot it's literally just i'm just saying like monster of the week versus alice episode i have no idea i don't i this is what i mean you can't get a read on where this show is going to go because it's so badly written you know with good movies you can generally get an idea of where something's going to go without knowing exactly what's going to happen but with this show like the structure is so confused and stupid it's kind of insane we skipped batwoman and her girlfriend getting to know each other we skipped that yeah i mean that could have been a whole few episodes i thought you learned around the boomerang you didn't specifically design the boomerang to you like oh right we've created a boomerang all right i will learn this boomerang and i will practice with it extensively so it will do the these very repeatable things that i need it to do for me well the thing is is that she never trains with anything she just knows how to use all of the equipment that she never has to figure it out you know she never makes any mistakes with me but like have we ever seen her learn how to use the grappling hook she's just always knowing even in the first episode she knew when it was the ps1 you know graphic she had to fly with the cape i feel like you need to practice a bit with that i think i mentioned that i'm pretty sure that the reason why aro came to be was because they wanted to make a batman show and water brother said ah you can't do that and so they made um aro instead maybe like this is just not a format that can work for this type of you know hero because um the fights are all terrible you know i feel like they made an iron man tv show i don't think they would do that or like a live action spider man tv show it just never would happen they're too they're too good like they're too well respected let's go through the stray observations this is from the batwoman is still no batman and that's the whole point this article from av club through observation number one magpie was a pretty good addition to batwoman's rogue gallery she had style she had some witty remarks overall a good adversary that's what constitutes witty dialogue then holy shit standards have fallen what a fucking worthless statement there's nothing in there it's like she's pretty good overall good good okay so we have number two the addition of the rihanna quote hurt me with the truth don't comfort me with a lie was a nice touch and riri's influence strikes again which is i guess just i guess the idea of i'd rather know the truth than a pleasant lie i guess that's a rihanna thing all right show avoids the truth like the plague i want to mention as well the adversary it's like do you have an episode where she's dealing with the dual life and having to decide on an identity and you have the villain be focused on you guys don't see me but i see you it's like why didn't you go for a villain that was about duality or something like that or identity you should you should actually try and tie everything together i was like oh yeah magpie seems to be a villain that probably should have been a part of a different episode well i mean i i e why is it the punisher is such an interesting character as a playoff of daredevil is because they're very similar it's just that he's taken it one step further and there's a reason for that and it's like huh that's we can have something there or you can do it with um you know why is it that joker has always been such a great dynamic against batman it's because they're both opposite that they're very similar well but in this one it's just like fucking bullshit spiderman 2 dealing with octopus and in a movie where he's his his fight of spiderman vs peter parker is like i'm to a huge head in that film he's dealing with a villain whose goal to create renewable energy is taken over his entire humanity and it's part of what he tries to regain by the end of the film generally works pretty well but the thing is with this show is i don't think that they would ever do an episode where there wasn't a direct antagonist that has to get fought in the end i i think it's going to be that type of show where there always has to be a fight scene in every episode and yeah batwoman's day and yeah yeah it's it's very you know i thought we moved past this i thought we were past you know everything getting wrapped up conveniently i mean watching season six of bojack costman and the whole thing with that show is that things don't get conveniently wrapped up at the end of the episode because that's not how life works you're not just going to beat them and then get over your big issue this episode and it's fine and that's the end of your development that's not how it works don't mind kate just nonchalantly mentioning killer croc as pillow talk but in all seriousness why does batwoman feel like it's doing such a good job of really tying in other dc characters and villains other aroverse shows do it as well but it seems like the show is name-dropping in every episode so far it's mentioned wonder woman the riddler and killer croc to name a few and i'm not mad about it i actually like keeping my ears open each week to see what else they'll reveal it's just something to know uh now i have many questions yeah that's just superficial as fuck well yeah it's like if wonder woman and you know batman superman and like your big main you know superheroes in the dc i mean flash has his own show and he's part of the justice league but you know like if you got these big powerful superheroes then why do we never see them why do we don't why did you never see them in the crossover episodes that they do in this series well it says why does batwoman feel like it's doing such a good job of really tying in other dc characters and villains like literally just the name is mentioned and that's it yeah we said the name we tied this and amazingly because we said the name one of the characters said their name it's a great tie-in rags what are you talking about you know like the reason why it's such a cool tie-in for thore to just bump into dr strange in new york is because it's like we know that these characters have things going on and there's sometimes they're parts are gonna cross yeah we'd be hypocrites if we simultaneously said it's a dub that in iron man three that thore doesn't get alerted that captain america isn't involved etc but then if we also say oh it's dumb that they just show up in each other's movies sometimes like no no no why would dr strange be invested in thoughts like well dr strange's job is to protect reality and there's this fucking guy who can summon lightning travel at will through an enormous teleporting thing that burns the ground he needs to know what he's up to yeah i mean i mean what what is the point of a cinematic universe and not for the characters to interact like they do in the comics you know to bump into each other to have their cards cross i'm fine with it as long as it's within reason but in this show all they do it is going hey so uh wonder woman cool i had a man riddle me the answer yeah i wasn't about to say that like whoa what an extent what incredible world building the world building is shit like it's really deficient in this show right what part of the writing is not shit there's nothing there's nothing that it's like i just say one specific thing it's everything it's all bad this is like it's not really basic it's really badly basic like they can't even achieve the basics no ragan was a good match for kate so it's a bummer their relationship didn't work out right now with this newfound responsibility kate had to make this sensical call while navigating batwoman duties but wow that's why this sucks the budding shippers are in mourning it's fine i don't care about shipping i'm sick of shipping not every not every character has to get in a romantic relationship this is like the opposite of shipping though because there's no personalities to put together they only did have sex that's pretty much all it was be like oh i want to ship these two like why tell me about these two like describe their relationship to me and actually try and do it well this is what it's like you compare it to like the relationship between tony and pepper whereas like they're always sort of like bouncing off of each other they've always got a response for each other and um and then there's like the issues of his responsibilities as an iron man often causing us stress you know like there's something to talk about that here what is that did you all die at mary's alice impression it was pretty good not to mention fast thinking mary is always making us proud isn't she no no watch is this shit and like there are people who unironically think that these shows are good this was a really solid episode and it's proving that batwoman only has good things to come oh i mean how do you how do you reach that well yeah i suppose yeah good i can't believe that people think this is good i mean it's insane i found something good about the episode i don't get it how can people think this is good how are people standards just so low they just clap at everything like a trained seal that's what i have gone contribute to do it ha ha ha it's like a little half oh yeah oh yeah it's a good catch that's kind of penis i like it that's what my half drunken brain catches today but yeah this this ride will be fun sure it'll be you know once we get to the finale we're probably gonna lament that there's no more episodes to talk about is yeah every episode is like a it's like an adventure man though i will say this might what do you guys think this might have been the best episode so far maybe i still think episode three is the worst yeah that's what i'm saying like this is probably the best one and that's sad that was so bad i don't know it's hard to rank something like this two yeah because it's not so much best as least broken it's between yeah i want to say it's between two and four but then two had some supertism in it no we had a lot of stupid things yeah it has to be between water for the car explosion under water you know what it has to be four is the best i think it has to be four there's no every episode up to now has had so many stupid things happen this one's got stupid things but congratulations episode four high five you did it uh yeah so um thanks thanks for watching everybody that was uh just nightmarish as usual i guess we'll see you next week i'm gonna go kill myself now bye why'd you bring me