 You know what else is orange? Etsy. Woo! Etsy! You know it? You should know it. Mildly familiar, yeah. You craft things and you post them there, and then you sell the stuff. Well, guess what? You're not the only person on there you conceded son of a gun. I had no idea. We've only done eight of these. There are multiple people on Etsy selling their homemade goodness. And believe it or not, there is a massive category of Nintendo Switch accessories on there, which you might believe, because as Kim already said, we've done about ten of these. But we need a mat to put everything on, so I got this nice, gorgeous, one true love on the mat there. Okay, so... He said it out loud. I mean, what else can you do? All right, do you want the number one, two, or three first? Three. Okay. Specifically for you. So specifically. So specifically. Suspiciously or specifically? Suspiciously for you. Oh no. Is this a cat boy hat? No. What is this? Oh, it kind of looks like an x-witch. Wait, without seeing the rest, what do you think that is? I assume. Now that I've looked at it again, I think it's a bell. Oh yeah, very cool. It's for you. You can keep it forever. I'm surprised nobody had thought of this yet. It's a obviously bell bag from Animal Crossing, but I paid extra to get a bunch of coins. Now you might be wondering, why Kim? I see that there's a hole that is suspiciously switched. Because they have holes. And if there's one thing about me that I love, it's doughnuts which have holes inside them. I was scared. Yeah, don't be scared. But yeah, you put your little carts in there, so each coin becomes a switch game. And then you put all your switch games. How cute is that? We always forget to rate them. We did it with like the first two videos, and then we just got stupid from them. Well, by default, I feel like this isn't one. Yeah, I would think number one. Number one being the best spot, I guess. Next, do you want option two or option three? Well, I picked three, so it would be one. Next, do you want option one or option two? One. Okay, good. Because option one was actually the sponsor of the video. So I'm really glad you picked it at this point, because we needed to get... Here we go. I don't even know why I gave Kim the choice of options one, two, or three, because we're just going to be talking about one. The number one shopping tool in America. Which is Honey. Honey is a little button that sits at the top of your browser. And whenever you're shopping online and hit checkout, it'll pop, it'll pop, it'll pop up. It'll automatically search the web for promo codes and apply the ones that will save you money. And if you've already been using Honey on your computer, now you can add it to your iPhone too. So whether you're at home or on the go, Honey can try saving you money on tons of websites. Honey is just one of those no-brainer things that everybody needs to be using. Because why wouldn't you want to save money when you shop? Add it to your computer and iPhone for free at joinhoney.com forward slash beat em ups. Now speaking of things that were not free, let's go back to me and Kim. Thank you to today's sponsor, Honey. Now for option two. Which is our second sponsor. No. Oh no. I specifically... Okay, this was a throwaway. We shouldn't have done this one second. It sets a bad precedent for the rest of the video. I just thought that you would hate this so much that I wanted your reaction to it. Well, it likes the Kirby sticker. Now I'm afraid. Oh no. No! Not him. What? Oh God, no. I honestly thought you would like it. It's Kirby without shoes on. I hate when Kirby takes off his shoes. Oh God. It's worse than I remember. It's so bad. It's people's feet. Ew. That's so realistic and laugh. Like they even have veins on the toes. Oh, that's disgusting. Let me just put him in the sin bit. Yeah, you put... I don't want to see that for the rest of the video, please. No. Oh, this is actually really cool. This one actually came with a letter. Wood, beat em ups. This is crazy. You have no idea how much this means. You should have seen my face when I saw the notification on my phone. Hope you like everything. I also liked that there's a little attachment that says hoping I'm right about this, but I remember you mentioning the Gamecube might be your favorite system of all time. I actually thought that was going to say hoping I'm right about this, and it is you, otherwise whoever's reading this, I'm sorry. Disregard. Disregard. And please send back the extra stuff. It's actually another Switch cartridge holder. I swear everything today is not a Switch cartridge holder. Dude, I don't know they made purple metallic. I'm sick. And they also, they're also metallic. So they don't fly open and everything holds in place. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh. That is so smart. They made little accessories for the Wavebird controllers to plug in if you want. They look so cute stacked up. Dude, that is... That is sick. This is very weird. Oh, weirder than the foot Kirby. In a way, because somebody thought of this as like an original idea. Okay. The foot Kirby is kind of a meme, but I think this is weird, but also really cool. Do you know what that is? No. No, I didn't think so. I was actually really excited for this. It smells good. This is... It does actually. Oh, that's fresh. I know. That's fresh wood. They've actually crafted this. It's from Breath of the Wild. When you kill things in the game, they drop stuff. They drop bits, monster bits. And this person had a whole series of monster bits. But you chose Tony. Yeah, because I thought that was funny. Also, it looks like a freaking orc toenail. Like it's all jagged and gross. So you're gonna have a toenail hanging on your wall, then? Yeah. Okay. I think it's really cool. It's very cool. Is there any more foot stuff, or is that it? Who's asking? I do have a wicky feet, so... I'm sure you do. I didn't make it. That would not be another foot. Ooh. Throw me that. Why? What do you think that is? I don't know. Open it up. Just for the cool kids. For garlic? No. All right, so I did prepare some lettuce. Kim actually bought this. We did not acquire it from the devil. So you take your lettuce. I guess you just kind of... And then I've never done this before. I mean, I don't partake. I don't even drink. I just thought this would be funny. Ew. Ew. And then it minces, slices, and dices. All of your oregano needs are met. Garlic would have worked. Garlic. I mean, we can... You can mince garlic with that. We can put this in the kitchen. Yeah, we'll give it a go with the garlic and see how it goes. The one thing I'll say is it is actually kind of quality. Alexa, what percentage of America smokes weed? About 4% of American adults smoke pot at least once a year. So for the 4% of my audience that could use something like this, I'll leave links down below to this as well as everything. The garlic press that you bought. Where should I put the lettuce? I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Oh, this is actually a gift for you. I really feel like you're going to like this. Oh my god. I really wanted to get Mario and Luigi. But they didn't have... No, they had a ton of different... The Shy Guy is my favorite anyway. Oh, that's what I thought. Then I thought, well, Shy Guy is Kim's favorite. So that really works out. Look at her little fairies. This is way less haunting than the other one. But they're earrings. Oh, they're actually kind of cute. You want the other one? No, because this one's harder to get out. Okay. Oh, we need to reassess this whole situation. Oh, right. Well, I don't think that's really in the running. No, I think that needs to go live with somebody else. What? Miss? Not that. Oh, my toenail. No, your toenail can live here. This next one is actually really sick. And it's out of its package. So I guess flip it when I say. We can take it out of that thing first or something. Oh, we're out. Actually, don't even do anything because the camera's about to cut. I know this video is Nintendo Switch accessories. On this website, they had a Switch version of this, but I didn't think it was as cool as this. Upside down. Yeah, it is upside down. What do you think? It's really cool. We're filming this video like weeks after all this stuff arrived because I was waiting on one more thing because I thought this was going to be like this big. So I kept looking out for a really big package and then I realized that I actually just have a super small package. What's up? I just blew a book. Ew. Yeah, cut that. I said cut it. I think it's pretty neat. Yeah. It's not really a Switch accessory. Once again, I just... I just think it's neat. I just wanted it. I don't know why I bought this. So it's a rocket. Did you put the Switch kids in? I mean, I just thought this was like the definition. Ew. Yeah, there's a lot of hair on the floor. I think I have to vacuum. Can we not shame my room? Feel like if you just did away with the rocket part, oh dear god. You could really... Don't face them towards me. His big feet won't fit in the groove. Oh, there we go. Now it's like he's farting a cloud. This next one I love. Okay. As far as creativity, this feels like I'm memeing, but I'm not. I feel like this is something that Nintendo should have done already. Okay. So we have a half tunnel. We have tires. We have bananas. Any thoughts? Any feelings? Anyone want to... Breath of the Wild. You got it. All of these are from Zelda. What is this for? Oh. There you go. I knew as soon as the dots connected. I was like, how is this related to the Switch? Ah. A reason why this guy has been sat on the table the whole time. Yeah, I made the connection. Yeah. There is no official Nintendo product for actually building a Mario Kart course. The whole point of the home circuit is to make home courses out of your house, and you're encouraged to use everyday items and random things around the house as part of the course, as well as the gates they provide. But there's no actual little Nintendo accessories. They never released any of that. There's nothing in the box. Not even things like these bananas to put in the middle of your course to avoid. Like going through tunnels is a staple of Mario and Mario Kart. How smart is that? I think this is the most creative and one of the most brilliant things I've seen anyone on Etsy come up with. Is it like a hole in the market? Yeah, it's something that Nintendo should have done already. I'll leave links down below for you avid Mario Kart home circuit players, because there's literally dozens of us. I haven't played it since I made the video. I actually think this is like number one. I think it's brilliant. So one thing I'll say is this wasn't a cheap set. I want to say it was like 40. It doesn't go very far. I mean, the tunnel is cool. It really feels like I have four gates and a couple bananas. All right, well, the tunnel might need to be weighted down. Uh-oh, round two. Okay, so it's called the tunnel is easily the best part, but I knocked it and it fell over. Not exactly practical. The bananas are cute, but with them not working and they just kind of get pushed aside. It's really just filler fun. You still have to build some kind of course, because it's just not enough stuff. Yes. Have you ever ordered a human heart and wondered how it would get delivered? With all these videos, I buy a very, very expensive Nintendo Switch dock. There was actually a lot to choose from this time. This is one of those items that a lot of people like to try and take a stab at. This came, I'm pretty sure, from Mexico, and I just thought it looked really badass. They did a really good job at securely shipping this one. Do you like it? Yeah, it's really cool. It's really light. I was not... Yeah, this is the widest one we've ever got. It's made out of styrofoam. It's just really sick. I mean, they put a lot of work and detail into it. I love it. I feel like the last one you bought was for me. This one is 100% for you. Well, how many docks do you need? I bought you a whole replica of Animal Crossing. I know, what I was saying. I feel like this whole video was buying things for me. Yeah. Whoops. It looks really nice with the white as well. They did such a cool job with the little steps. The fact that it's all styrofoam is what's nuts to me. They've done a dirt path and little rocks. You know what game this is from? Majora's Mask. Yes, okay. What gave it away? The Mask. The Mask. Let's go. Ah, that's it. That was everything I got this time. All right. What do you think? I'm still confused about the grinder. What's to be confused? How is that switch related? It's a Pokeball. Gotta catch them all. I like all of these. I think they're really cool. Shout out to the people on Etsy that made them. Links down below if you want to grab them. I'll leave Kim's Etsy down there too. You can grab something that Kim's made. I don't make feet curbies. I'm so sorry. She should. That's number one. I feel like the work that goes into this makes this number two. Put this here. And this little rocker guy will go way down there. That's more your fault than their fault. You want to lose products and you're complaining that it's lose. You end it. How? I don't know. I'll be like, bye everyone. Thanks for watching. Subscribe and like. Here. I'll move my mouth and then you say. Okay. You got it? Yeah. My husband is the best person in the whole world. Hey, come on man. Like and subscribe. I appreciate you guys watching and we'll see you next time. Trust me one more time. I was doing it. Oh, you were? Yeah. Oh, he's so handsome. Oh no.