 Dad, dad, they just announced a new iPhone 15. Oh, good for them. Dad, I want this new iPhone. Uh, good for you. Dad, I'm 15 now, so it means I deserve the iPhone 15. Oh, I should have pulled out. What? The cable, the charging cable. Dad, it comes in new colors. Why do you have arguments that only brainwashed people would use? Because this new color is a good reason to get it. That's what they said about slaves and look where we are now. Oh, I was gonna get it in white. Oh, I'll think about it. Dad, it has USB-C. Do you know what that means? That on top of buying a new phone, I would have to change all the cables too. Yes, it's not the best! So all of our docking stations have to be replaced. Yes! You think I'm dumb? Yes! Sorry, I just woke up. Please don't bother me like this in the morning. I drank a bit last night. Were you type C? The cameras are better. You know what else is better than a good camera? Your eyes. The memories you make with them. Dad, with all due respect, you're old. You know what's better than good memories? Wasting my life watching videos on TikTok. That doesn't sound like fun. Do you think your sex type with mom sounds like fun? It comes with a new A17 Pro chip. I understood nothing in that sentence. If you want to convince me, tell me something more simple. It's fast. Okay, you want to watch TikTok faster? You skip everything you watch anyways. If you buy me this new iPhone, I will call you all the time so we can keep in touch. Well, you live here, so I see you enough. And for the touch part... Dad, all my friends have it. I look outdated next to them. I have an iPhone 5, and it still works well. Yeah, but you're dying soon, so you don't understand. It comes in titanium. Does it also come in shut the f*** up? I'll check. This iPhone has a dynamic island! Can you take it down a notch? That's what they did! They took out the notch and put a dynamic island! Can you quiet down? I'm afraid not! Son, I'm afraid I can't buy the new iPhone for you anymore. Dad, why? My credit card got stolen. Oh no! Maybe if we sell this, we can buy the new iPhone 15. What's this? The iPhone 15? Wait, how did you get that? I used your credit card. But dad, I got you one too! I got you a watch too! And a box for me! And for you! The ecosystem is just so convenient! And this was on sale. At least I told myself. And here! What's this? I got you a house! What? I came with this. It was a good deal! It was a good deal!