 Don't flop Christmas card, we're here outside in true Don't Flop fashion. About to get into a trial battle, make some noise! New MC's in the league, I'm going to say it. Alright, to the left, introduce yourself. It's not Soul Jitsu. DFAFT, shout out all the fucking gang man in the fucking gang. Shout out Kandyn, fucking council for letting us fucking battle. Shout out this guy, he's going to die soon. Shout out fucking blizzards. Shout out Manchester, shout out him. You know what I mean, it's not even my rant. Alright, and to the right, we've got Heretic. Oh, sorry. He looks like Heretic. Alright, I thought it was Heretic, it's actually a new MC, introduce yourself. Yo, I'll go by the name of not Soul Jitsu either obviously. Fuck like working in the old day, let's go. Alright, who's going first? Not Soul Jitsu either obviously. First round's the next round. So I hit my phone up like, Yo, not Soul Jitsu either obviously. I've got a sacrificial lamb for you but don't flop, come through. And I was like, just consider me your lyrical hit man. I love you. See, Her gave me this lyrical power. And just for that, let's believe I'm going to give in this lyrical power. Because I'm speaking it true. I've got sick bars like a sheep with the flu. I've got sick bars like a sheep with the flu. No, I've got bare bars like a sheep in the nude. I say again. I'm incredible. You're like Jihadi John's left testicle. That's terrible. And my bars are worth more than a spherical diamond. I'm a spiritual individual with miracle timing. I will lyrically hurt you with lyrical violence and I will break your lyrical girlfriend's lyrical hymen. That's it. That's lyrical. That's lyrical. Just count yourself lucky that I only got 60 second rounds to make you crazily slated. Because the implication there is like if I had more time I'd probably say something better. Which I understand is a strange kind of statement because it sort of begs the question why am I not saying it now? In the admittedly short amount of time I have been allocated to say shit instead of spending that time telling you that you're lucky that I ultimately made myself unable to say it. Time! That was dope. Alright, let me tell the truth then. Yeah? Kruger hit me up. Asked me if I wanted to try out. Actually I hit up Kruger and asked him for a try out! Yes. Where was it? Asked him for a try out. He said okay! I've got you an opponent! I was kind of gas wondering who the fuck has he chosen? Obviously not sojitsu either. That's a stupid name. You look like a dude hiding behind a bitch's image that's Andy Dufresne, I was the first to say it. You look like Harry Tick if he was very sick. You look like Bama Lam with a bag of lambs. You look like Danny Jack after he smoked a bag of crack. You look like Harry Baker if he had bare AIDS, bruv. Why did you give me him? He's so shit. I'm doing you guys a favour for taking this. He's so shit he probably writes his bars on toilet paper. I'm normal as shit. I wipe my ass with toilet paper. I write nothing but bars, that's what he just said. I write nothing but bars. Like the guy in the court who takes notes is bare sheep in the fucking court. I take nothing but bars. This crowd is shit. You're supposed to fucking react to my bars. That's it. No, seriously. Yo, want it real? I wasn't feeling to take this battle. Even though I knew I could come with mad flows to body because I had some news in the family when this got confirmed. Do you know about your mum being diagnosed as lactose intolerance? What do you know about having to fucking drown the pain with a bottle of Stella because no matter how much soy milk you buy you'll never make the problem better? What do you know about resenting every sentence that their doctors tell her? What do you know about having a sincere feeling of anxiety around mozzarella? You're not like me. I don't believe anything this actor says about the struggles he's been in because I know something about you. Your mum can eat cheese strings and it makes sense that your mum isn't lactose intolerant because your bars are so cheesy your stay in this league will be the briefest. Oh, oh what you didn't get? None of you fucking go... I said your bars are so cheesy your stay in this league will be a briefest, I mean? Fire! Have you got a sight and a hide? Because you're looking a little stressed, so... Because, bruv! See, you see... Alright, hold on. You're looking a little stressed. Alright bruv, what's next? Have a fucking clue! Alright, cool now. See, this is why I'm pissed off Kruger because you give me him. I hope you're not thinking of giving me another amateur because you know I've proved in these few... I'm sorry, your eyes are just amazing. I've proved in these two rounds that I am the type of challenger. So listen, Tony D. So what's your name? If that is your real name you're a rubbish battler and don't think the fact that you're probably definitely somewhere in this crowd is going to stop me doing this whole thing directly into the fucking camera. Don't flop, give me anyone and I'll straight body them quick. Now someone tells Sol that I said Scotland is shit. Let's go! You're actually lucky that it's one minute rounds because I needed more time for this Nick because I've done some research. This is the time it gets peak. He's probably wondering why he's so weak because he's a vegan. He has no time to eat meat. Being a vegan ain't bad. This is why it's so peak. He doesn't eat meat because Ognius doesn't. This guy is a sheep. If you are what you eat and what you are is a sheep and you're a vegan then you aren't what you eat. It's crazy, man. Crazy. Why are you not laughing? It's fucking bars, blood. Sheep. Bars. Look, I've only got a minute, remember? So let me tell you a quick story. Not so jutsu either, obviously. Goes out with his girlfriend to a restaurant on the day. The waiter brings them the plate and because they're fucking vegans they're looking at the menu strange because they don't know what the starter or main is. They don't know whether it's the starter or main. React to the fucking bars. React to my fucking bars. Those are bars. Yeah, anyway, one minute left, isn't it? It's only one minute round, isn't it? I can't say it again, I can't remember. Anyway, one minute round, look. Yeah, you look... you look like Callum from the four rooms if his mum had four rooms. You look like Frankie Fraser if he shanked his neighbour. You look like Soweto Kintstress as the ghetto Grinch. You look like Tony D's only niece. You look like Joker Spidey if he didn't go so far. You look like Blizzard dressed as Wizard. You look like another person if he smoked a lot of crack. Let me tell you something. I'm into this porn shit. I fucked your mum. Your sister recorded. Your dad saw it and got your future brother aborted. That's so deep. That's so bad. You look like this guy dressed as this guy. You look like this guy in a disguise. You look like Kruger. It's fun. That's it, that's it. It's a minute. Are you still recording? You look like Bagnell with this swag. Okay, because I'm top tier unlike Bagnell's swag. I'm top tier unlike Bagnell's swag because I'm big round here, n***a that's Bama Lam. I'm not going anymore, you know. It's dead. Stop recording. DF crowd is shit. Then claimed you deserved a prize for using the longest word yet. Seriously, what a knob. I said a word. Other battlers say words, but still they're not as long. Now you're from Wales, right? Well, if you think you should really have got some props you can fuck off back to Sianfaira Pilsquingis.