 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the Weekly Dumb joined by Aunt Jan this time Jake She made it back. It's going to be a Little bit of a flirty episode and you can tell from Aunt Jan you can tell from my goatee Aunt Jan probably the only one in the world that likes that Big weekend Jim besides yourself excuse me. She does like it. Yeah. No, I wanted she she likes rubbing up against Could be anywhere couldn't it's Zach. It's one of the perks about Aunt Jan She finds her in the microphone as Zach. Oh Zach said her lips and then he pointed down kind of a voyeur Zach is Jake you were in Texas with your Arkansas friends. Some of that's true mostly Oklahoma friends. Yeah, dude. I stayed at like a Billionaires ranch. I don't know. I know how it happened But it was a good time played some golf fantasy football draft. It's that time of year Jim. You like your team Yeah, I do. Who's your first pick? Dalvin Cook nice chefs in the kitchen. Who's your first pick? I didn't have one. Yeah, I traded all my picks to my business What about the sports James huge sports weekend? It's one of your favorite sports times of years tailored this one for you it's Little League World Series time and Per usual, it's just fantastic. There's little kids. There's big kids. It's like a dr. Seuss book There's you know tall small everything in between Hagerstown, Hawaii Chinese Taipei looks good Timbo Taiwan I call him Taiwan. Okay, they look all right Curacao when they have for Riga. I think his name is yeah, Davey Davey J I believe his first name. It's a badass when he's on the mound. He's pretty good Team Italy lost to Curacao on a nail biter team Italy was awesome They brought in a four-foot kid to pitch against Curacao's six-foot kid bases loaded jam And he struck them out. I was like win one for the short Italians Italian coach. It's like a tiny man. Obviously. Yeah, obviously. It's awesome They actually brought a tall guy in the Little League World Series was like. Yeah, no, you're team Italy. No, you're gonna be team Italy this year Team Canada is actually really good. Well, you're Hagerstown, right? I'm Hagerstown through and through team of one thousand or town of one thousand five hundred You see how many lefties they have like they're all lefties playing lefty positions And they have a ghost on their side and I believe in the spirit of ghost helping wins I think the kids have gotten so much better like defense all around Like it's so much better and they all but like team Canada was like dropping nice bunts down on people They did first and third safety squeeze and they executed it perfectly Jim This almost a breakdown is an all-timer with your guy bump bump bump Doug Ford Doug Ford Douglas Ford, what do you do Jim? Swallowed a bee. He was doing a press conference in front of a construction site Let's act it out in three two one Christ I just swallowed a bee Holy Christ, I just swallowed a bee The late mayor Rob Ford's brother so the famous Ford brothers of Toronto earlier in this clip the bee lands on his lip And he doesn't flinch. No, he doesn't even know that it happens. He's given a powerful so the bee Basically thought he was welcome. Yeah, and then he says he can feel it flying around down in his chest still He's like let's go back. Oh my god. It's buzzing down. I think he was joking because he started here And then he comes back later, and he's like actually he's here. Yeah, he's right here Yeah, he enjoyed it. He thought it was like really funny gives a classic Canadian. Sorry, sorry about that That's almost a breakdown. That's a good one. We were laughing back to the sports Jim before we get back to the sports Get yourself some shady rays because we have them and we look good. Yes. We look bad We look good. Thanks shady rays Jim the more sports is something near and dear to our heart We are heading out to Milwaukee. You may have seen this clip, but it's so so good Our guide David Vasay Vassage say the say no idea. We're gonna look that up. He goes down The slide in Milwaukee the famous slide and he goes down and there's some good contact and everyone's laughing We've been down this slide Jim scary scarier than you think because you're really high And then at the end of this like 45 second clip that was going around the internet It just cuts them on the sideline with the mic and a broken for yeah They have padding there now they tell you like we did it I mean Zach can maybe find the clips of us just bam into the wall bam until I had a blown hamstring when I went down That slide so I was really nervous his Milwaukee curse had to have a bit of a fragile wrist Whoa, people are saying you had a fragile hamstring for sure. I do have fragile hamstrings you and David Vasage It's really funny clip. I hope he didn't get too much pain or it's not like hurt forever He'll be okay. You you go down that slide fast They said when they they said when they redid the paint the new paint with remember That's what they told us is faster and they're like hey, it's pretty fast now be careful get better David Jimmy speaking of getting better this not sports. You said you had this happen to so you want to bring it to the forefront This is an amazing not sports story. So a man in Ghana cut off his own penis I'm gonna backtrack this story cuz they're presenting it as a lie and I'm gonna present it as the truth Okay, his wife was away. Yeah, she came home Discovered her husband bleeding from his manhood on a chamber pot and holding his severed penis bad feeling both now He explains what all that all that happened was. Yeah, I was having a dream of you my dear wife I was having a dream of slaughtering a goat for you Yeah, I was dreaming of providing food for you and I went through with the actions on my penis instead of the gun I'm starting to think you're calling funny business on this. Yeah, I'm shocked the newspapers aren't calling funny business Wife's away comes home severed penis Just a bad dream. You're going wife chopped off the wiener here No, I'm going he was having an affair of some sort and that went wrong and Someone cut his dick off But he doesn't want to admit that there was someone else around his bear penis. She comes home and discovers it Which means that's where the light could start right cuz she's in the house Check that alibi. Yeah, I thought that's where you're going for her to come back and the timing of him Just holding his severed penis that feels off He's gonna get a porn deal like Bob it did now when Bob it got his dick cut off Yeah, she took it with her right in the car and just threw out the window And they had to go find it in the grass and then reattach it I mean, that's the good news. At least this was left there with surgery to reattach his penis So I mean you can't share a bed with this man. Yeah, that's the other thing if this With a knife in his hand if this is true. Well, he's like sleepwalking. Yeah, you know sleepwalk grab a knife Cut your dick off. It's a bad time, man. I hope you don't end up in that position. I really do really graphic picture We'll flash it real quick. Zack's gonna have to do funny business on that pic cuz it's pretty graphic Employees of the week was that Ness on the end? Yeah, we got a lot I'm giving it out to the whole Little League World Series crew that we got ice gang jack Ronnie film in helping with audio. Yes, they've been striking little kids out left and right They went to the Little League World Series. Did you see Jack at the dunk tank? Yes, made me laugh pretty good They're good. Did you see when he asked the little kid who the face of baseball was yes? Babe rules There's an argument That kid that cracked me up. Little League World Series Oh my god, are you gonna come down and ant-jam? I bet you'd like that. You sick of This episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by shady rays We have a deal exclusive for you guys So listen up use code dumb for 50% off two plus pairs of premium polarized shades one of the bigger discounts I think we've ever been able to give to our audience. 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