 The Biden administration assures us they have the economy under control. Biden's saying he loves the American economy. But every time he gets near it, the economy reacts like it's been kissed by a porcupine. Part of the problem being Biden likes spending money Because what you were trying to do was terrify us into spending more money than we have. More than a pretzel likes dancing the twist. Now get out of here before the victim of violent crime in this house is you. When asked about his economic plan, Biden responded, Well, I just throw stuff at the wall. What's happening? I'm throwing crap at a wall. I know it won't stick, but I'm satisfied if it just leaves a greasy sticky red stain. And that kind of act leaves a mark. A stain that would be dang near impossible to remove. It would be impossible for him to remove them. Because I figure from a Keynesian perspective, if I just cause enough damage, it will eventually create jobs. Lifting the economy, man. Haven't they done enough damage already? Unfortunately, I haven't been able to break stuff as fast as I would like in order to fix things.