 Hi friends, my name is Freda Chiang-Fray today and I'm joined with the one and only Keanu-Kin-Wa Cut! Yeah what? And I'm here with my fellow camera woman Keanu-Kin-Wa Hello She's my podcast co-host, she is my best friend unfortunately and I have to ruin with her for the next two weeks because of Miss Rona You know we met one year ago on this day Today's our one year anniversary Today's our one year anniversary So I think it's nice to celebrate something, do something special because it's our one year anniversary and oh by the way, yes I did cut my hair if you haven't seen that video I wanted to do something special because Hannah at the moment, which was your original roommate, has to quarantine because she has Miss Rona Emma, my roommate also has Miss Rona We need some uplifting So today we're going to Casa La Merve de Coochie You said Dre It said DU Oh DU, oh it looks like an R in an E I learned cursive in third grade An R in an E? That's not how you do it Okay, La Merve de Coochie Which if you don't know what that stands for The wonders of the Coochie I'm getting monetized Today we have La Guacamole and Cheap Ladies on Salted Saltines And our main course is, you spelled Gourmet wrong Okay, I don't need this La Gourmet Sausage in Buns Aster Leeks Add vegan chili and cheese For dessert Les chocolats Cheap cookies La frozen fruit And drinks La Flak Coca Cola La Wat Oh Low Low is water She doesn't know French I do You make sure everyone knows Yeah We just didn't feel like doing actual French So without further ado We should probably give our menu to our guests This is how we deliver food Take a look at it I need a pot this size, right? Yeah Is that good? I don't know how to do the chef Rest in peace I feel like a million of those are on the house I saw one yesterday We also need, oh sorry Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't get that Oh, maybe we should add a lime in here, right? You're the chef That's someone else's lime I don't want to take that Where is my lemon water? Hello? Am I blind? Where did you hide it? I didn't hide it Maybe Emma took it That's just not true Did she take it? Oh wait We're gonna use some butter You're the chef I'm just asking for input I'll use the rest of my mail So we've gotten permission from Emma herself To use our vegan meat So it's gonna be very hearty Chili powder, obviously Garlic Oh, bay leaves You sound like a white person Oh my god You act like it's not good Seasoned salt, cumin Some brown sugar Now over here Pinto beans, black beans We're using these beans? Yeah, you can Cornelli Car-car-delavine beans Cannelli Ar-delavine Car-delavine is the top No Oh Thank you for promoting our podcast Go watch it right here There's tomatoes The rest of this vegetable broth So I don't really know how to do this I've never done it before But I don't think chili is hard What do you mean? You said you made it this summer You said you wanted to make it Yeah, I just wanted to make it My god, my god We have peppers, red peppers No We have onions if you need it There should be a cut one On the bottom shelf where my stuff is Is that enough? That's good, that's good Perfect The recipe I'll link it down here Two tablespoons extra virgin olive oil One, two And I'm also gonna add The rest of my butter Because I don't want to use it anymore How can I be called a chef If I don't even Cook Shut up This is Friedrich's vegan kitchen now Aren't we making hot dogs? This part is vegan Okay I never said I was a strict vegan In a large Dutch oven Or a heavy bottom pot Over medium heat Warm the olive oil Until it stops simmering Shimmering What does that mean? Until the olive oil shimmers Maybe it just means like Until it's gay Oh shit, I gotta add a chopped onion Oh no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no Chop off the butt What are you doing? I'm gonna get myself to cry Why? For the camera I like feeling the fantasy, you know I'm a single, not anymore But like, say I was single And I'm just by myself Music starts playing in the background Like classical soft music I just start crying while chopping onions But it's not the only reason I'm crying It's because I don't have A boyfriend It's not working This onion is not right What do you mean? The onion It's supposed to make me cry I think it's a sweet onion Is that too spicy for you? Get a closeup of this Get a good sound It's shimmering Which means it's time to put it in I hear you girl So we just let that cook down For around 7 to 10 minutes And this is all the knife action You're getting today So it's been 7 minutes already And you can hear it sizzling Starting to caramelize It's not burning Don't look too close Lower the heat a little bit And I'm now going to read my instructions You have to add the garlic, chili powder, cumin, smoked paprika and oregano Until it's fragrant And I started chopping the garlic But I wanted to give you one last shot Just for the views, you know I'm really nervous when chopping garlic So I do it kind of slowly And this knife isn't the best for it But it's what we're dealing with Ooh You cut yourself? No, I just cut some of my nail polish off Awesome You okay? Did you cut yourself? A little bit We're learning Do I need to get a band-aid? Yeah Cheese recovered Now we need to add all our spices Smells good Yeah, it's also burning We put 4 cloves of garlic Now we need 2 tablespoons chili powder 1 tablespoon 2 tablespoons 2 teaspoons ground cumin That's basically Teaspoons or a tablespoon? Basically a tablespoon We don't have paprika We have some oregano My nail I just painted them this morning It's not gonna work Garlic's burning I think it's okay Oregano's just for extra stuff As long as you have the important stuff Where's my knife? Oh my god, stop burning Once that's done We add the diced tomatoes and the juices I like crushed tomatoes more Yeah Did you cut yourself? No, my nails I wanna ruin my nails I don't care if I cut myself Girl She gooey I said drain the beans But I don't think you can even drain these Hey, you can You just put them in the strainer And then you rinse them with water But I mean, it's fine Is it? It is Oh, this is a no-name brand by the way I bought this a long time ago Before the fiasco came out Please don't cancel me This may work Great You know what you can do to strain it Just like barely put the top Yeah I know Well, you didn't do for the black beans Because there wasn't any juice for that one What's bad about bean juice? Nothing's bad about bean juice Sometimes you just don't want bean juice And one more stack of beans Yes Ooh Reactions like a cat She got that juicy juicy Ooh What's up with this stuff? I believe you If you don't, I'll remind you I'm going down What just happened? She said, I'm going down I think she's just attracted to this ass Oh Oh I'm just gonna add some bay leaves in there Just like two Get away from there You're gonna burn So, did it just simmer now? Um, yeah, for like 30 minutes But I'm not done adding stuff What was this? Oh, basil I want a black pepper And some mayonnaise That's a lot What? Nothing Oh, you said wap Yeah I'm actually very excited for this Me too And then you just put the rest of this vegetable broth in Now that's a wap Do you have to cook it first and then put it in? Or is it like you put it in and it cooks with it? It's not meat I know It's probably just beans That's a wap Alright, so I'm gonna let this simmer for 30 minutes Until it gets more chunky And cooks down And then we'll be ready to serve Oh, there you are Hi! Can you smell what we're cooking? Nothing Alright That is a wap That is nice Alright, I want to get a taste It's been around like, I'd say 20 minutes I've watched all the dishes Still have a paper cut The meat, I should've chopped it first Oh, yeah Before I put it in Because it was just like a big clump of soy Okay, that soup part is good Oh, by the way, this is my salad for bread New video coming soon Let me know if you want it What? That's a cow Really? That's a fucking cow You need to try it, here It's like straight up a cow It's like hamburger meat Oh, it is That's what it's meant for Bitch, I'm a cow Isn't that a song? Yeah, doja cat I'm very happy with it Me too It says you can blend one fourth of it Or one third of it And then put it back in To get that more chili texture I'm debating whether or not I should do that or not That requires me doing more work Alright, I'll do that Okay But once it's done cooking So cut Cut the camera We're rolling Yes Come take a look Wow That looks very good Oh Okay Okay So you have to take out the Baileys Because we don't want our customers to eat the whole leaf Fuck Disgusting It's not like she'll taste it Is it good? It's so good Oh, and for anyone who puts like carrots Corn in here, you're disgusting Why? It's gross Why is it gross? It's just gross I don't like the idea of putting like corn So you don't like it Yeah, but so does everyone else I don't think so So we unpack that and it stems from your trauma Oh, you can't digest corn Why did we eat it? At least the children watch you That's on parenting I don't plan to be one anytime soon Anytime soon Oh, shut up I meant I'll have children in form of cats Do you think we need to blend it? Honestly, no But I'm wondering what it's going to do to it Okay, for some reason when it's in here Looks like vomit You want to put a good like fourth of it in Look at this, I cleaned all the dishes Look at this Look at all this work I did Proud of you Wife me up What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, it's worse It's like hissing at you I think it's because it's hot air Oh Now look at it That looks a little better Oh, yeah, that's chilly All right Oh my God I did it So good, I'm going to leave You don't want me to do that? Yeah Me with this right now Don't give them ideas I'm taking, stop it Stop It's not for free How much? Oh, $100 minimum Minimum Yeah $500 I'm a celebrity You're like a D-list celebrity Okay, a thousand then Are you going to do like a taste test? I made out with it Okay Don't cut your tongue I know I want you to know I'm cooking this for the rest of my life What is this? It's so good Some people don't like the texture Like some people don't like sloppy joe But I love sloppy joe Slippage is so good though It's just the southern thing then All right Well, this is the end of the video Because the rest of the second is not vegan I'm amazing I know If you enjoyed, give this video a like Leave a comment down below Subscribe for more videos every week Subscribe to our podcast channel Subscribe to my second channel Check out our merch Oh, hit that bell notification And as always, I love you guys And everything is less than green Okay Cut