 It has recently come to my attention that, uh, my fans are not actually my fans, they're just a bunch of f***ing assholes. Cause on one hand, it's like, you're my fan, you know, like you follow me on Instagram, you follow me on YouTube, you're supposed to be supporting me, and then on the other, you think that I have sex with my sister, who's obviously not my sister. Bella is not my sister. I don't know how many of- mmm. Let me backtrack, let me backtrack them, and go to the purpose of this video. I had an excellent time in Chicago having fun on a formal date party, okay? This does not mean that I'm getting married. This does not mean I'm even dating this chick. But I looked very nice. I had a suit on, I went out and got this suit, it's a very nice suit. I matched my belt with my shoes, although you can't see my shoes, and I had a good time. End of story. So, like a normal human being, I took pictures and I thought, hey, maybe my fans would appreciate knowing about my life, maybe? Apparently that's, apparently that's outlandish. I expected some comments along the lines of, Wow, Matt, you look great. Thanks, guy. Wow, Matt, didn't know your dick was that big. Thanks, guy. Wow, Matt, you look really fancy. Glad I'm a fan. Nope, not even close. Let's go through the wonderful comments you guys left me when I just wanted to have a good time. Let's just go through them. So, let's just start right at the top. 716 likes. He dumped his sister for his cousin, shaking my head. 715 likes. There are some of my YouTube videos that don't have 715 likes. And you guys are going to put 715 likes on, hey, dump this sister for his cousin. Let's see the replies here. It's going to be just a bunch of laughing faces. Ha, ha, ha, true, bro. Ha, ha, ha, for real. Look, MMG found his other sister. How many sisters do you have? Incest is WinCest. I think you need to move to, okay, it's kind of funny. I will give you guys this. I will give you the Bella thing. I will absolutely give you the Bella thing. I look like Bella. I know I look like Bella, and it sucks because you guys are fucking relentless, okay? Me and Bella look similar. If this is my sister or my cousin, then Shadow Jocinco is my brother, because this chick is literally like six shades darker than me. Look at my skin. Look at my skin in this picture. Do you think all white people are like brother-sister? Yeah. It just doesn't even look like me in any other aspect. I got a big ass nose. You know what? I love my nose. Shit's huge, and I get it. Because we're white? Okay, then by that logic, then LeBron James and Serena Williams are brother and sister, I guess, because they're both black. That's crazy! I guess I'm also, by this logic, Selena Gomez is my sister, and if that's the case, then she should hit me up, and she should have some family bonding time with me. Bell's skis forever. I knew we were going to do this. Guys, just because I put up a picture with a girl does not mean anything about Bella. It doesn't even... It's a picture. It's literally an Instagram picture that is so irrelevant, you guys. I'm not saying I'm dating Bella. I never said I was dating Bella, and I also never said Bella was out of the picture. The other thing, guys, I'm not going to date Bella for the channel. You guys always say bring Bella back. There's a reason we broke up in the first place, and there's a reason we're still friends, you guys, but I'm not going to give back with her for YouTube. I think... I was talking to Vic about this the other day. I think you guys, for the most part, like people who watch YouTube, I think you guys are used to YouTube relationships, which is where, like, almost every single time you've seen a couple on YouTube break up and get back together, they're fucking horse shitting for views. They never broke up, and they never got back together. They were just, like, sat down and was like, hey, this will take 20 minutes of our day, and we will get a shit ton of clout from it. When I, me and Bella broke up, that was serious. Okay, I made a super short video on it, and I didn't talk about it for, like, six months, because that's my business. Like, I do love you guys, but I'm not going to tell you about that. So when you say, like, bring Bella back, guys, I'm not going to change how I, like, live my life to bring Bella back to the channel. That's not real life. I love you guys, though. I will stay friends with her. She still likes making videos. Totally cool with doing that, because I know you guys want that, but it doesn't mean that I'm getting back into a whole full-fledged relationship for YouTube drama. All right, whatever, that's my rant over. Now that I've gotten all of that out of the way, let's continue with these comments. Fuck's not, Belski's forever. There's so many of these, guys. All right, I'm going to go through all the Bella comments and just get them out of the way right now. Um, Belski's forever. Fuck's not, Belski's forever. Dang, peace out, Belski's. Uh, hashtag RIP Bella. Bella back. This account name, by the way, this account is MMGIsGayNow69. I see your formal date a mere six feet five to your towering six feet nine. Guys, it's really, really basic math, okay? I'm six five. We know that, that's obvious. The girl in the picture is an average girl height five, six, but she has eight inch heels on, right? So five foot six plus eight inch heels makes her six two and me six five. That's why she's about three inches short of me. It's really simple, Matt. See, look at this. Look at this kind of soul. Look at this man who's actually looking out for Papa. Matt, I feel bad for you because you have to see all these I'm not supposed to use that word anymore. I'm not supposed to use the retarded word. I feel bad for you because you just have to see all these retarded comments. I love your channel and I probably watched every video like ten times. You know what, Ty? I'm saucing you a follow, bro. Call me. Yo, yo, yo, look at this meme I got tagged in though. Look at this meme I've got tagged in. Real OGs in the channel will remember this is like the years of my life too. This was senior year of high school. There's Ashley. I think some of you might remember Ashley. There's Bella when I was a freshman in college and then that's I'm not dating this chick, you guys. This is a picture that I posted with it. Am I dating my mom because I have a picture of my mom on my Instagram? Are we just going to ignore the fact that her username is at your mom underscore LL. Yeah, you guys are literally the absolute worst. I had her tagged. I had her tagged for a grand total of two minutes and then I go into her comments and it's like fuck you, you'll never be as good as Bella. Guys, chill. This girl got literally massacred. It should be a hate crime. It was illegal what you guys did to her. So I instantly switched the tag out and made it at underscore or I made it at your underscore mom LL because I'm hilarious. And you know what I've done is I've went and done that on all of the pictures on my Instagram. So if you try and go find somebody on my Instagram it's just a stupid ass tag and this is what you guys do to yourselves. You could have these hot shakes on Instagram but you do this to yourself and you will never have them. But he pulls a lot more than just Tori Holtz now. That is an old school joke right there. I appreciate that. I appreciate that and everyone who liked it, who got that reference. That is literally a two and a half year old joke. Matt, what's up with you and skinny white girls? Do you want fat white girls? Yeah. My dick fell off as a quality comment. The sun is setting. Look at how long I've been fucking yelling at you fuckers. I know she likes black ripped guys that are 6'5". Yeah, it's me. I bet you won't respond to this comment. I bet you're right. I guess his favorite dating website is Ancestry.com. Ouch. Where do you guys get this stuff? Where are you finding these roasts? It would take me like 25 weeks to think of something that funny. You gotta wear the Gucci Christmas robe next time. Not a bad idea. Tell me I wouldn't be slagging out at a formal date party with the Gucci Christmas robe on. Here's a really high quality one. She flay. That's actually a really good point. Next time I see her, I'm going to make sure I tell her, hey, you flay. Oh my God, look at this. You two look cute smiley face. Austin, dude, I love you. Austin Fitz, dude, you're the goat. I hope you see this video, bro. I hope. There was definitely a good reason for that. And I'm tempted to vlog this one now. Freak you, Papa. You better go back to Bellskies and slap her across. I can't fucking read that. I literally can't. I'm not finishing that. I can't read the rest of that out loud. Oh, I thought you were gay. That's honestly, that's refreshing. That's a new one. I'm not used to that one, I guess. This duo would drop at Flush Factory. That's fucked up. We're 100% dropping it tilted. Don't at me. Meet your shark and suck my balls. Sped. I'm ending it with this comment, sped. Great comment right there, sped. That's all. That's literally all it is. I don't know what that could possibly mean. I really hope that doesn't mean something. Moral of the story, I love you guys so much. You guys are hilarious, but you ruin my life. I still will vouch that I have the funniest fan base on YouTube, other than maybe Tyler1. Tyler1 is the only person whose fan base competes with mine. That's a fact. Goodbye you sexy motherfuckers, keep being you. Or don't actually, that might be better. Bye!