 I'm gonna have a bad bitch, bitch. You see 30 minutes after the wedding in, like, 12 kuma 15, what's it? She's like, yeah, I'm done. When I was getting married, my mom put a silent on my door. It says, marriage is like a cafeteria. Eat now, pay. My mother was wrong. Because in all cafeterias, you gotta pay first. I reached for your wayside, your heart stopped. Right in the ketchup, messy your hair up. Touching on your 10 boys, you tilting your head up. Taking you to places that your ex couldn't keep up. Now speed up. Slipping on your love again. Giving you my soul within. I can see I'm soaking in. I'll come the one to tell you that your butt getting bigger. I like you thicker. See the shine with the nuggets bigger. Lookin' in your eyes. Look me in the face, all the way. All down. I can't even wait. Make you detonate like a certain fate. Oh, yeah. No matter what it takes. I'ma keep you safe. We gon' consimate. We gon' ride away. We gon' find a space if they in the way. I'ma go and aim. Leave them in the paint. Shannon, I have this theory that the powers that be human's godlike. I believe that subconsciously we as humans know this and we long for it our entire lives. But now I don't long anymore. Because you and I found it did something that not a lot of people get to feel. I am in awe of you, Shannon. Be my wife. We will build a home on rock. We will chop our wood to keep us warm. We will grow a garden to keep us fed. I hold your heart and I will die before I drop it. Dear Jared. Thank you for marrying me. I come to this marriage facing a man who is strong, disciplined, talented, and mind-blowingly compassionate and fine as hell. Oh my gosh. So I vow to aspire to be your biggest cheerleader and number one fan like your mom. Your rock, your teacher, and your truest friend like your dad. The shoulder to lean on, the rolling, and your safe space like your nanny. I aspire to give you the sometimes brutal but always constructive honesty of Julie and Cray and Logan. I promise to honor and prioritize your relationships with all these incredible people. I promise to respect your masculinity, your individuality, and your dreams. I promise to challenge myself to be the best partner, co-pilot, teacher, student, servant, coach, nurse, morning coffee maker, and... It's important. It's important. We gon' consulate, we gon' ride away. We gon' find a space if they in the way. I'ma go and aim, leave them in the paved light.