 Welcome to the 1878 FM podcast, myself, Pedd And Dave, Vitty here as well Andy Bush has once again gone missing in the bush somewhere Andy lost in the bush could be a segment we do every other week when he pulls out Doesn't sound like the worst place to get lost It doesn't, well depends what your preference is Dave What if it's in Brazil? If it's in Brazil then okay How is that what you meant? Well I don't know what he meant Hang on can we just pause for a second here The main thrust so to speak with this week for me Is to not talk about anything to do with having a football club So any kind of deviation that we can do I was aware I did say Andy pulls out of the bush I was aware that I said that More to the point my question to you both is Is there much bush in Brazil? Not that people keep cutting it down, don't they? That's kind of what I meant But Brazil's not known for its bushland is it? It's probably getting less and less The strips are getting smaller It's almost a bit like It's almost like a runway isn't it? In terms of what it looks like Well the new presence has just come in He's outlawing the trimmer of the bush Well he's very much a 70s kind of guy He's sort of full bodied isn't he? He said the more bush the healthier he is for the world That must be a capital radio That must be a capital radio It's the more bush the better He's just worth capital radio He works for all 27 absolute radio stations Literally absolutely everywhere Absolute bush Absolute bush almost sounds like a product doesn't it? It does Anyway, I know what we're trying to do We're trying to stay away from Everton obviously But we can't Another defeat gave to a bottom of the table team at home Is the manager on very very thin ice? Yes undoubtedly And I have come out for weeks and weeks on this podcast Saying how I support Frank Lampard And I don't want to see him go anywhere And to change the manager would be a mistake However That can't continue forever There has to be a break point And while I am not calling for his head It can only go on so long, can't it? And there has to be a change Dave, I feel like you're beating around the bush here I am beating around the bush a little bit And I know this isn't good bearing in mind This is a podcast and it's about talking opinions And sharing opinions But I don't really know what to say anymore I genuinely know that I was singing about this today on the school run And I was just thinking I just don't know what to say anymore And I just feel totally depressed And resigned to the fact That relegation for me now Is almost a certainty And I simply can't believe it That we could be talking like this But I genuinely think that it's going to happen And I suppose my concern With all of this And again, these were the thoughts that were going through my head On the school run this morning stuck in traffic Is the fact that if we all are resigned to this fact As fans, everybody associated with the club That obviously that would then feed into the coaching staff And the playing staff And almost it will be a foregone conclusion If you like Just drift towards this inevitable abyss Which you know is a Should we go back to talking about Bosch in Brazil again Because it was more entertaining than anything that I'm serving up But this is a situation that we find ourselves in And I simply don't know what to say I think you're right Dave You are right I think a lot of people I don't think everyone thinks that necessarily Because I know what you mean But that's what Sadly that's where we are When you watch Loggerheads with our football club They're giving us very little to be positive about And you do see people going You know it's If you're going to be negative Then it's going to be negative But I do find it very hard to be positive About this subject because They're not giving us anything to be To be positive about They're not being positive themselves By bringing a player in Or changing something around Or even like winning a game clearly It is hard to feel like Anything other than the inevitable is going to happen So until they Until they snap us out of this Which is what happens in football Isn't it you win a game that you don't expect to win Or you bring someone in That gives you that little bit of excitement Or hope or sometimes it is A change of manager But I think even with what you're saying with the manager I think it's like nobody actually Nobody's sitting here going Oh yeah we desperately need to Because that's going to change everything And that is a really Fundamentally sad thing I think the saddest thing And the hardest thing is that There's no obvious solution to this But yes there is an obvious solution to this But it's a very large obvious solution And it's obviously what you've been talking about What both of you have been talking about for a long time As in Whole sale full scale Revolution of the entire Structure of the football club But that's not going to happen anytime soon So in terms of where we find ourselves now This is 17th of January At the time of recording this podcast You know we're already halfway through This transfer window And we've got nothing And the players that we're being linked with in the papers Whether there is any substance to that Or no I don't know And even if there is any substance to that None of them are Necessarily players who I think are going to Revolutionise our fortunes And are going to really dig in And actually potentially give us what we need To enable us to stay up As in goals and quick So that is Concerning I suppose in terms of what could happen In the short term Yes the manager The manager could change We could bring in A couple if we're lucky New players And desperately hope That we can somehow Find three teams That are worse than us In the league this season Which on the balance Of Saturday against Southampton Looks at a tall order at the moment So I don't know what we do I really really don't know what we do If we were to for example One hypothetical option Could be that Moise gets kicked out of West Ham We decide to part company with Frank Lampard We take Moise for the rest of the season Do we think that that is going to increase Our chances of staying up I don't know I don't know I was thinking about that It's like no people are gone One man getting sacked If you're going to get it It's a very Italian thing They just swap the managers all the time You never know One man going to a different club That's why you sacks someone I mean let's not forget It is a slightly different kettle of fish But we did get Carl Angelatti Days after he was sacked from Napoli That's the reason we got him I know that's a different level But it can't just be Sometimes a new voice A fresh way of looking at things A way of looking at a squad I'll tell you this right now I would rather have David Moise But I'd rather have David Moise Than Frank Lampard I think I would as well It's not a situation That any of us want to be in But when push comes to shove I think you're right I think I think I would probably vote that way At this moment in time Or certainly in about a week's time But there's a lot of that isn't there Just in general footballers listening to someone Yes they talking about Spares and Chelsea They should have each other's manager You know You've got Potter who's a project manager And Spares are more of a project And you've got Chelsea As a club who are You need immediate success And Conte is a immediate success manager He's not like a builder So you can get that in football over time Where you can swap managers round Not saying Frank should go to West Ham Because he hates them and he hates them But it's grim isn't it I'd rather hear about Peter Ange personally We can talk Peter Ange if you want We'll go on to that in a minute I don't want David Moyes I think there's the wrong message for me It's not about a message It's about absolute desperation He's above us on by Wongol With West Ham If he was 13th And he was looking to get out Then absolutely He's bringing in David Moyes I'm replacing Frank Lampard Giving Evan the better chance of staying up When the pair of them are in the bottom three I don't think so I don't think I would have to side with With Ped on this Because it's about a fit And To your If we take your argument And I'm not trying to be a prick about this But if we take your argument about this And the whole managerial merry-go-round Would never exist in so much as It's always happened whereby A manager will fall out of favour Or go through a bad run at a club And therefore will be dismissed From his role However that doesn't stop him then Being one of four or five or six names Immediately linked with the next big job That comes around The fact that they have been proven To not be a success at one club Doesn't in any way prohibit them from Being a Catch somewhere else for one of a better word So therefore sometimes A change is as good as a rest And the fact that Moise is going through a bad spell With West Ham I don't think Necessarily makes him A bad manager or doesn't mean That he wouldn't Have a chance at lifting us out of the The gloom I mean it's a punt isn't it And it's nothing more than a punt It's just a change isn't it For anything like any manager Like you're saying and a lot of the times It's a change Like you said a change is as good as a rest sometimes Plays might need a fresh voice or something It doesn't mean that manager's always better And certainly if I was to bring someone like David Moise And I wouldn't want it to be a long term thing It would just be Looking at the situation different for all we know Someone like David Moise might come in And he might go first and he might do the same Why is Jerry Minis sitting on the bench I want him in the team I want him in the team till he gets injured Because he's the best defender Because I still think Jerry Minis is the best defender we are By a mile But his fitness record is absolutely terrible But you might get someone in like him who goes No no he's playing If he gets injured so what I've got loads of defenders who can play to him So I mean that's not necessarily the answer That's not the answer to Everton's problems That is literally as we're saying That's just a change That is moving the deck chairs around essentially I just think that David Moise Understands the kind of football needed To get you out of the situation we're in Where it's Frank Lampard Is trying to play that football But doesn't quite fully understand it You know he wants to play good attacking football And when he's asked He's been asked to play in a different way And I don't think he quite Knows how to do it properly Because we're still wide open Even though we've got like five at the back Or three at the back wherever when we're at home We're still wide open We're still letting the opposition have chances And midfield runners and stuff like that Where another manager might stop that And go because they're purely defensive And maybe they would play a winger So they can get the best out of Dominic Carmelon So it's horses for courses sometimes Is David Moise the answer now Probably not but it's obviously Frank Lampard doesn't seem like he's the answer I've had a discussion I've seen people I've had this on like Twitter Well Rooney Not to me just saying why People looking at Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney is probably as good a fit as anyone For the job And what I mean by that is I don't think there's any We've had so many different managers I'm not championing Wayne Rooney right now either By the way I'm just saying He's a name he's been mentioned The same as Sean Dice And what I'm saying is I honestly don't think Any of us could sit here and go Better it'll sort it Because I think it's bigger than that anyway And B, look at Artethe You know he was great At making pepper cup of coffee And sat there just agreeing with everything he said And he's been giving the chance himself He had no experience And he's done a Listen they spent mad money on the Arsenal He would never have done that Because we simply can't afford To buy him players the way they do But he's done a good job So I think we've just got to be very careful It's not careful what you wish for Because that shouldn't be a reason why Frank Llanparg is still in the job either We just have to be cleverer With the managerial choices we have But I don't I've not got the answer either Dave I don't know whether David Moyes, whether Sean Dice Whether Wayne Rooney, whether Nuno A spirit of leading santo Whether Samuel So Nuno would worry me No no it should be to him Well no no to Nuno And Rooney though Rooney as well though For me is a massive A massive gamble Because he has got He's got zero experience In this league Zero He would argue And does quite often But he had He's raised his job in the championship He had no money Seven players when the season kicked off He had He gave 20, up to 24 23 debuts of academy players Without the 21 points deduction They were tenth in the championship So they'd been safe even with all of that So we would argue that He's got experience in a terrible situation Or be it a league lower But if the worst came to the worst And we were playing in the championship So Sean Dice Had two relegates That's what I'm saying It's not one or the other It's difficult because The comfort blanket is David Moise David Moise knows Evertonians David Moise knows the football club David Moise is still in Evertonia So he's the comfort blanket You know what if he comes in and gets us organised And he's got that Over a sure period He might wear It's not just They share it just bored of It's the way it is You see this a lot in like Italy Managers go round and they look terrible One club and then they go to another one The guys at Napoli now is Spiletti Spiletti is a glow to clubs With varying degrees of success Some Have fitted some havens Napoli's doing a tremendous job Sometimes it just I'm not banging a drum for David Moise I'm just saying that Sometimes it can be a bit of a change The reason why I Kind of like the idea Of the Roonies He understands Everton and see Cos he's young I still think if we could develop We'd make the club better The genuine problem with Roonies Is that He would grate against the people Who run the club straight away Even though people think that's a good thing It wouldn't be a good thing Because it would just lead to frustration In him And I don't think that allows you to do your job properly If you're frustrated It's a great time when you come in with your eyes open But these people are moving Changing things I don't think these are going to be here Let's move away from Cos we don't know what's Going on at Mifrangle I might go to west at that moment What have you made of the fall-out Around Everton Forget about the game Obviously there was a protest On Saturday which was Impeccably observed By the Everton's they welcomed the team The team let them down There was a protest that was always planned There was a little bit of knob-ed Of the shithards of the outside Which is a gang of young lads Who were frustrated as well Like Pett said they probably can't articulate Someone was saying They did it in their own way And we don't agree with that But what did you make of Everton Basically what you've done is You've done it them and us now with the fans The Everton board have literally Made Evertonians out to be The enemy That I find bizarre I'd agree with you because The most telling thing I thought in the press release That they put out Which was on the morning Of the game wasn't it Always a morning of the game And I forget exactly What the wording was at the end But it basically said that this is a really sad day In Everton football club And as you say very much Making it out that they were being Forced to stay away Because of the Very real threats Of violence And headlocks Towards members of the board However And I'm only saying what I have Heard and read But am I right in thinking that Merseyside police had actually received No information to substantiate Those things therefore They reiterated that yesterday Let me just give you some context Because I actually looked a little bit more into this yesterday I looked at a few different websites And the athletic who I'm absolutely disgusted by To Evertonians way forward They actually put a headline out on the front page Saying Everton CEO Denise Barrett Baxendale Placed in Headlock By fan That's the headline, that's the band, nothing else said And when you read it It says Everton's chief executive officer Denise Barrett Baxendale was putting a headlock by a fan After a recent home game According to a club source Who was asked not to be named for their safety That's literally what it says And that store That's literally turned into Absolute guaranteed fact And that to me is a disgrace That's a disgrace And all these media companies And Sky and Everton have been running it Like it's absolute truth And I'm sorry but that's not truth That's hearsay That's literally somebody from the football club Ringin' round people going Honestly this happened you know This happened honestly, honestly Literally put a mark on all fans Literally put a mark on all fans So We therefore Concluded that The threat to the safety Of the board Was something that was established And agreed upon By the board As opposed to being based upon Actual Threat and intelligence Through the police That's what it is That's what it is But as you say There is very much of them in our situation now Where by The fans are being Demonised Is that the right word The closest we can get to it And it makes for A very very difficult situation Because Despite the unrest That has been apparent for A long time now And growing within the fan base Towards the board Which was helped in no way Whatsoever by Meshiri's Pitiful statement Which actually said nothing Other than just to reaffirm The fact that he knows nothing About football and even less About this football club Or any of the culture surrounding it And The fact that he couldn't see All of the problems that are blatantly Apparent to all of us Is concerning at best I would suggest So yeah It's a mess And genuinely I've never in my lifetime Experienced A mess with this football club Like this We've had rocky times On and off the pitch And We've sailed very close to the wind before We all know about the great escapes That we've had none more so than last season Against Palace but This is an absolute mess It's just And Why I feel so hopeless Is as we said before I've just got no idea how we possibly Get out of it Other than The castle style situation Where we get somebody else Come in to buy the club And absolutely Whole cell changes In terms of the structure Of governance of this club From top to bottom That's the only way I can see it changing But there's no sign of that anytime soon And certainly not between now and the end of the season And for that reason Once again sorry to be depressing But I can't see past relegation To be fair Dave It's not really about being depressed It's about just seeing it as you say it Right now and as you say it right now It doesn't You know I've always Tuck the idea that Everton And he can't, it's half a season to go He could easily get out of this Nottingham Forest have proved that with a couple of wins They've moved away from the worry zone at the minute Everton would have won at the weekend They'd have been the 14th This might have been a little bit of a different conversation The problem still would have been there Regardless of the win Is that the structure is not right at the football club We've got an owner that doesn't allow people And hasn't allowed people to actually do the job properly And what happened at the weekend Is the club of The board Whoever's prepared the statement for them But someone let it out I've come out with some horrific PR From the owner on Thursday The board at the weekend And subsequent stuff last night as well Whoever's the PR Well we know who it is But whoever's advising them And allowing this person Who's obviously way out of touch And probably needs to go for walks And beat you away from football Cos they've lost it Where football's concerned It's a joke on the Once you turn against your customers Cos that's what we are, let's be honest I don't understand what you're hoping to achieve And that seems like whatever And for me There's no way back for this board There's no way back There's no way they can turn around and go Oh yeah, we're back now, don't matter It's done, so they're better off Very quickly shape Making the changes But the owner, you wouldn't trust the owner To put the kettle on properly We'll have to wait You can't see any of the board back at the ground Dave, how can it be? I would totally agree with you I would say how can it be high risk Cos that's the bottom line And actually the risk only increases Where there's more bad press releases going out Yeah, you'd absolutely like it But the local Well these are just shows That the owner's an idiot It's got nothing to do with whether you can run and go football club Go and get someone who's born in the heart of Liverpool And he's doing whatever and say You've got to get the best people And he made that mistake And he hasn't helped the board The board might have performed differently With better people alongside them They haven't even done that And it's gone to whatever it's gone to And right now, Dave, right now Unless there's a massive turn around Unless Everton can bring in some people who help us going forward Then the only thing you can see is Ending in relegation But it's still hard for season to go on People have got out of much worse than this In the past But something's got to change And I don't know whether Whether Frank Llanparg can do it I don't know That's the issue Because in the past when we've been in trouble On certain occasions we've been able to Blame on injuries and what not And we've been a bit like You know what, we've got no strikers We're missing the heart of our defence We've got key players out The fact of the matter is We've got most of them at the moment And that's the real worry Is the fact that there is no Obvious thing to change And I think that's probably If we were sitting here going Well, so and so is six weeks away And so and so is four weeks away Once we get them back It'll be a different complexion Or a different side We haven't got that We've got nothing There's no white knight Other than suddenly some Miraculous signing Who's going to come around in the next Ten days To be fair to you I didn't think it would happen I thought you were being a little bit Not negative Because that's not right I do negative well though Barry I don't think you were being negative Dave I don't think you were What you were doing was you were just using What's gone before That's all you were doing You were just going well the facts are Evidence is scrapping around near the end But I thought the problem was that bad It's like having a fire in the corner Of this room and just going we'll leave that For a bit Do you know what I mean I told you We'll put the kettle on and make a brew first And then we'll ring the fibre gate It's that kind of situation is it You can see now can't you We're either being linked with 20 year old players Who play in France, Belgium Or Holland who've got no goals Into the names who were just all potential Or 31 year old And they're fine in the summer They're fine in a structure They're fine in a plan, they're fine You're brightening and you bring them in And you farm them out on loan And then you bring them back when you sell your other player That's fine if that's part of a plan But we're doing it to save us Or the other end is Obviously there's a load of journeymen Who are being offered around Europe And we're being offered them because everyone knows how desperate we are And they're looking at us going We can get a good wage out of these We'll promise to keep them up if we don't So what we'll go after the end of the season And that's where we are We're not the potential all the good players The 25 year olds, 24 year olds of the world They ain't coming anywhere near Everton football club You can tell that You can get linked with all these players But if you often look at the players you're linked with It does give you an idea of what's going on out there Of course you do Especially if you're not setting the narrative If you're allowing journalists to pick up these players Well especially Especially when we've been linked as well With a few players who We've been linked with other clubs And look like other clubs are going to get them So those players are being hawked around as well So we're always going to be part of the conversation Because they want to hear what we can offer them At the end of the day we can offer them anything so Oh well Oh well let's talk about something happier Dave you've been Speaking to Peter Andre this morning How was he? I'll tell you what We haven't been linked with him as yet Maybe even in a managerial role He's got to be considered in the plight That we find ourselves now I was Prior to doing this Potentially award winning podcast For Netmums Where our guest today Was Mr Peter Andre Who I have to say is genuinely One of the nicest men in show business The weird thing is Just before we talk more about this subject is There's a weird link between Peter Andre And Wayne Rooney, isn't there Is there? Because his name came out in the court case For Colleen Peter Andre? I won't say why In the court case there's just a weird link Between him and Wayne Rooney I never knew that Maybe it could even be a collaboration Maybe we could think about Wayne A system manager Get your apps And if you don't He could be the fitness He could be fitness and well-being Copy Fitness and well-being I think he'd be good Sing them a song and it's less new Do you think you can get on with Jordan Pickford? I don't know I think he would, I think Pickford would love it You could see a synergy there Between Peter and Wayne I mean sorry, I was just looking on my Instagram I mean you met David Moyes David Moyes has popped up on pirate You met Aaron in the bush didn't you? He met Aaron in the bush See all these things All works together Dave you know We're trying to lighten the mood I mean last week was really grim But anyway let's stay away from it What I was thinking about this You've lived a varied life In show business What's like He very much puts the show in business He does put the show in business We've always said that He's the next Ken Bruce What's been like the maddest thing You've You've done Like the weirdest thing When you were doing radio or whatever It's like the weirdest thing Your fans are self doing There's been a few weird things One I mean there's been many Very weird and surreal situations Over the years We need to investigate this further But maybe for another time One was when we did From a canal boat And I don't know why we did the show From a canal boat but we did And we had a habit of taking the show out On what we would call an outside broadcast And that can as the name would suggest Can be from wherever So we've done outside broadcast From football stadiums And we've done them from concert halls And theatres And all sorts of different things And for whatever reason I don't know what the origins of this were But we ended up doing a show On a canal boat Now the problem with this Is that canals by their very nature Tend to sort of be in dips As in the reception isn't great And obviously Reception is crucial When you're doing an outside broadcast Especially when you're not plugged into something That you might find At a fixed venue such as a theatre Or indeed a football stadium You're very much reliant upon The boat and where the boat is So We had this mad thing where We were sort of going towards tunnels And then We would sort of say How long have we got on this record? And they go We've got 25 seconds At which point we had to make a decision Because we knew that we weren't going to get through the tunnel In the time when the record stopped And obviously that's the point where we have to speak So then We would be going Right, we haven't got time And literally putting the canal boat Into reverse And reversing back up the canal To sort of sit there for a moment Thus also causing boating chaos With the other canal And waterway users As we had to then do our link Into the news or whatever And then quickly put our foot down And get through this The weirdest things we've ever done That was July 2005 by the way Dave Was it? Well there you go I've found a picture of you on the canal boat And I'm going to get Ned to put it on the No don't because you know what I don't think it's flattering and I'll tell you for why Because the night before We had overnighted In a place called Bister We don't wish you luck all right You just look like you just like I'm really getting a pity you're taking Oh fine, well that's fine You just look sort of just standard grumpy Yeah you do You're sitting next to Dom You look really really grumpy But you've got a great hand That's fine but the reason I say that Is because we had gone out for a couple Of quiet beers the night before To enable us to sleep In the bunks on the canal boat And we'd found this pub in a little town Called Bister where they were doing I think it was like a pound of pine Or something ridiculous like that Everybody got leathered to the point where Actually I overslept And the boat was already moving by the time I Worked up in the morning and then suddenly straight into the show So that's why I was worried whether the Photos were going to be good or not Another weird one that springs to mind Was with chappers when we were doing One of our round the grounds things And we were doing a mile At every At every Scottish Premier League ground and every English Premier League ground In a week I think And we were In Vanessa Caledonian thistle were in the Scottish Prem at the time This must have been 2008 Maybe Something like that anyway And we were interviewed by It was a Sunday night And we were doing like a live link Up to Radio 1 And on the air at the time Doing the Sunday surgery was Kelly Osbourne Talking to me and Chappers While running around In Vanessa Caledonian thistle At about 10.45 At night Was just some of the worst radio That's never been broadcast It was awful, I mean just truly awful Where Kelly Didn't know who we were Why we were there had never heard of Of In Vanessa, never mind Kelly thistle's round It was just Robbish, you know But we did it and we raised some money I suppose That was largely a good thing What an incredible, I'm just looking at this It was Radio 1's summer Friday thing Every Friday from the 15th of July To the 19th of August 2005 So there was Radio 1 in my orche I mean I don't, you missed that one Mwysius canal boat Colin and Edith in St Andrews Radio 1 in Newquay Scott Mills in Cardiff Miles in Skegnes I should almost stick out of the window When you go down right This is on the BBC website But it's got all the old stuff on it And it says recommended links on the web IbizaSpotlight.com IbizaVoyce.com Visicardiff, Mallorca online Shagaloof.com Is that on there, Shagaloof? It's genuinely on there Then it says Skegnes.net Buttlandsonline.co.uk The BBC The government have been piping all our money Into dodgy deals In the last few years In the mid 2000s it was all good It was all going predatory It was all going to Radio 1 To proper causes Well I'll be honest Miles looks like most of the money I couldn't possibly comment on that Let's leave it there Let's leave that there Look at the time lads Still got a couple of minutes left I think we'll investigate more of them I think we'll investigate more of them More as we go What the irony is at the bottom It just says summer for nothing Now we're bleeding didn't we pay that We paid for that Might have been summer for nothing for them I've still got a licence fee I was still paying the same as you were Yeah but you were also getting Benefit from it I've just clicked on the Miles and Skegnes No one needs to see that No one needs to see that Not that to be fair I mean that was rough The last summer fly thing of 2005 The team travels to Skegnes for some Summer fun They just go to Butlins We went to Butlins Listen I don't want to say anything Disparaging about Butlins Could potentially be the wrong thing to say No listen it's an excellent place And great facilities And you will have a lovely time And we have many times Had a great time at all of the Butlins All the time But there is a cap That particular night Was it all kicked off in Jumping Jacks next door It was rough Jumping Jacks Oh my god But here was the thing though because the irony being The fact that it was like a Wild West themed bar Right But you know the sort of place where traditionally In the movies where you would have this Massive great brawl And then that indeed is what happened Were you involved in the brawl thing No Stayed away I am looking at him and he's shaking his head With a smear I wasn't involved I'm just looking at Radio 1 in Mallorca with Scott Mills Scott Mills as team Barry Dinner with DJ Sammy Oh my god The cat-towel Partying with Patsiab Patsiab Can't we get some of this from the channel The 2000s were amazing Oh my god There's a DJ on there that I don't think I'm allowed to say his name Trenton Nelson, the sun was shining And the tunes were flowing from Magaluf Beach Judge Jules Dan Thansams, Bikini and Trunks were the order of the day As Dave Pearce hosted the pearl party What a time to be alive This was the view Come on, look to Mallorca for a week It was a lot less depressing Than the stage show We were alright at that time as well We were fine Andy Johnson The Yachin Did we have Andy Johnson in 2005 We didn't have Andy Johnson in 2006 This is 2005 We just finished fourth We were just about to be knocked out We were chasing also Carlo Cuditini And Mikael Forssell Scott Parker, Dave the Headie Let's just do this every week Let's just go online and find stuff Stuff that Dave used to do And he can give us something What you could do Is you could actually find stuff that I don't fully remember And then ask me questions You could almost write me a little quiz Based on things I've done in places I've been That I don't really fully remember We should get Tales from the Taxi Driver I don't know which ones are worse Down mine or Dave's In terms of stories I think you need to tell I think the Townhouse one Need to sell on this I would not believe the stories I've got Especially if the Townhouse story The Townhouse Investigate the Townhouse Read the reviews Very clean, good parking And then That should give you an insight To what kind of club it is What kind of people I dropped off to And what they went to the garage to buy I'll tell you a story about when I visited the foster care For six months And she called me Danny For six months I'll let it go I'll do that one as well I think the thing that we And I consider this to be A family now And all the people that have listened to us From the first one This is the family that we're all in this horrible mess together And between now and May We need to We need to think of other things To occupy our lives And other things to talk about That take us away from all of the depression That surrounds our football club We're going to have to have a relegation Like Theta No, don't mention weird relegation Help plan Doesn't that need relegation? It can be a general helpline for anything We're just bringing fun back Very much the way That Tingill brought sexy back You brought sexy back We're bringing fun back Fiti's bringing fun back You know what, can I go very quickly Go on, last one day we will let you go on It was me nephew's christening And me Mrs done the playlist for it And it wasn't that song, it was another song More graphic With lyrics Just came over while there's a load of kids dancing Classic On that note It's just very quickly You're the one that's got to go We're just happy to talk It's a relaxed one o'clock finish Okay, go on You know when you listen to the radio When you're in France And they don't Sensor the When you're in France That was a bit of a random sort of gear change Just like when you're in France You know if you ever drive in France Or you ever travel through and the radio And they don't have the same radio versions Because they're not concerned about the English swear words Et cetera et cetera I remember going on this day trip To Bouloyne to go and buy some booze For my first wedding And so We did To be early on We did say that That's what I had to say Yeah, go on, Dave Me and my mate Jamesy We went and did this booze cruise And we went over to go and get some cheap plonk From Calais And we went to Bouloyne And there's all these families There's a lovely day in this little cobble square And everyone's having a few beers And a bit of food from these little things You know, sort of popular hits of the time And all the kids dancing And then they played Sexy MF By Prince Which is one of the most sort of Graphic songs that you could possibly play And is a category A Sort of banning one on the radio And they were, you sexy They were dancing around and having a lovely time That is so weird Because I was literally about to say I was in a holiday camp when I was a kid And somebody played that song In a room It was like the kids club In the holiday camp And someone played that And remember just my mum We were walking on the arcade and I looked at my mum I'd never seen it and my mum just looked at him I was like, but you know I love the fact that the parents' reaction generally is What the ffffff What the ffffff What the hell's going on here The swaying's bad enough on the song But there you go It's a day to be alive There you go As always Lovely to speak to you I wish it was longer I've heard that before Too in the bush What a start and finish Why not There you go Dave, we will see you next week Lovely to speak to you And take care and enjoy He's probably going off to record with Patrick David Dickinson Maybe You live a wide and varied life Amongst the stars You never know Dave Look after yourself Take care mate