 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb Jake. You got a candle, it's like wobbling in there, you got a breeze going. That's cool. So how are you? I'm good. I mean, Jimmy Christmas at this point. How are you doing? I'm sorry. How are you? I'm doing great. And you're on vacation, so be gone. I'm gonna do like a little kid hiding. Baseball is about to happen everybody. I think stove has been rather cold. We've sent BBD and Jolly Olive from our crew to winter meetings to warm it up. I think we're going to get a ton of action. I think Otani is going to sign with the Dodgers. I think Soto is going to go to the Yankees. I think Ballinger is going to go somewhere. What are the Mariners doing? They just traded Kellnick to the Braves. Same division as the Mets. They're dumping money all over the place. The Mariners, they don't even spend that much money. They have four position player spots like needed now. They're not going to fill that by just getting one of the big stars. So Mariners fans, I think you should be upset. Everyone else get excited. I think we're about to be rained on with baseball trades and baseball news. And I like it if that's how it's happening. Make the winter meetings awesome. A week full of news. We got baseball today. We got talking baseball. We got talking Yankees. We got a ton of trivia and fun content coming out from winter meetings. So I wish I was delivering crazy news to you right now. Instead, I'm just like a weather person saying be ready. Baseball storms coming. I fucking hope so. Jake, would you place a bet that the baseball storm is coming? Yes, yes, I would. And I would do it on DraftKings. Have you ever had a dream of this stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back from vacation, Jake. Could you throw it back to me for the almost breakdown? Jim, can you tell me about this almost breakdown with your Ottawa senators? Ottawa's Tim Stutzel hammers the puck while it's in the air. It's a zero. Obviously, yeah, Tim's an awful name. Tim Stutzel. Stutzel. You messed everything up. Stuart Stutzel, I would do it like. You would save Stutzel if you did Stuart. Stuart Stutzel gets punched in the face. So you respect him. Stuart Stutzel. Stuart Stutzel. Stuart Stutzel's a jerk. Tim Stutzel, this is old. We're pre-recording this. Oh, you NHL diehards. Walk off single on a knuckleball over the pitcher's head. This is over time. The puck is fluttering to him in the air. He's a lefty. He winds up and bats it in the one replay angle. He kind of miss hits it, flutters it, change up. The goalie goes low thinking he's going to smack it down. But he kind of miss hit it over the goalie's head. He ducked. That was what he was trying to do. That's what he should have done if he was a good goalie. If you look at any of my floorball saves, most of them are with this big old dome. Big helmet, small dome. Big helmet. You know what they say. Small heads. Congrats to Tim Stutzel. Overcoming a name. Okay, Jake. Back to the more sports. Let's stay on the sports. Now, Jim, there's a lot of ways to sit in the cat. I know you normally start with the tail. I go ears. Throat first for me. I like seeing them with shaved ears. Because you can write an article a bunch of different ways. This one was wrongly measured three point line on Nugget's court fixed ahead of tip-off with the Mavericks. Nice. And this just leads to a couple different conversations. They're doing the new in-season tournament for NBA, mid. They're making all these courts that are ugly. Bad. But if we're going to mess around, let's do some funky three point lines. Treat it like MLB outfield fences. I agree with what you're saying. Some people are going to hate that because in popular American sports, just basketball and football, everything's the same. But if you go soccer pitches or different sizes, even hockey of the Olympic versus the NHL, it would be interesting if courts were given like a wiggle room of a three point line. Yeah. Use it for like, say like a five-year span. Oh, okay. Like I think outfield fences should have rates. Some like you can't, every year you can't make a change. There should be like this change and then five years. I do think baseball has that wrong because we have teams like just literally altering it to that year's team. But it would be fun if you were able to do that. I play that sports, but it's also not sports, but horses on planes is something that always gets you a little fairy. I do. When the Olympics come around, there's two stories that get run, all the condoms in the Olympic Village and the transportation of the animals for like the equation, like they got to ship these animals all across the world and stuff. And one story that's both. This plane took off and a horse got loose in the cargo, just got out of its stall. It was running around, I guess. In my head, I have it mixing with the common folk. That was your dream. It's not your dream story. I think there were. There were passengers. It was a cargo plane. I think it was in cargo, but there might be passengers up top, like where the dogs are. So they air traffic controls like, hey, horse loose. What are we thinking, fellas? We cannot get the horse back secure. And they're like, hey, bring it back. And for some reason to return, they had to dump a bunch of fuel. So in the story, they casually mentioned like they dumped gallons of fuel. Dump tons of fuel. Outside a Cape Cod and then flew back with the loose horse. And it's like, everything's bad in this story. If you're putting a horse in the cargo, get someone that can wrangle a horse on the flight. You'd like to think there'd be one person. If this was a passenger plane, you think they went up there and they were like, we having a question in here. Are there any horse doctors on this flight? All right, I guess we're turning around. None of you can handle a horse. There was one like seven-year-old girl and everyone like for a second was like. Are you like ponish? I don't know. Maybe she, they're like, no. Sevant, horse Sevant. Horse eats this girl, we're fine. Dump the horse out of Cape Cod. This was the 50s. I texted our horse expert. Do horses wear condoms? He said negative. That's no fun. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. This episode's filmed like three weeks in advance. So just like last week, we're gonna put the pressure on someone even more. You're gonna put the pressure on Jolly. He's going to winter meetings for the first time. Jolly's first winter meetings. Yeah. What's he's doing with his hair and stuff? So he's going to be really under the gun. Okay, Jolly. Jolly. I hope you're the employee of the week. But you see his chest hair? No, is it nice? I like his hair. Congrats, Jolly. I hope. Maybe. Otherwise, this turned into like a roast. That was the Weekly Dumb. This Weekly Dumb was brought to you by DraftKings. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app now. New customers use promo code weekly. Bet just $5 on any wager and get 150 in bonus bets instantly. That's promo code weekly. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook. Thank you for watching. Subscribe to the channel. Jesus. I don't know if they have animal condoms. I would guess they do. Well, the horses, they jerk the horses off into that boot. Where are your ball tricks? That's what we'll send them out with. Oh, I like that. Going blind with this. The ball trick.