 Yeah, we're trying, we're trying. Hey everybody! What? Hey there everybody. Why is money not going? This sucks. He's talking up on the internet. Yeah, so that might be why. Alright. I don't know if I got a notification saying you're going live. Yeah, fuck Bert. Hi guys! Yeah, we lost the monetization already. Well, here we are in 2021 in Baltimore, Maryland. And we're not in prison. We're not in prison. We did not kill that guy at the Pocky Challenge earlier. Well, he was talking. He wasn't around. We did a follow-up video with him. If you look on Bert's channel, he is up. He's moving. He actually had a very good sport about it. It was funny. He said, even though I went through total hell, it was awesome to get to meet you guys. There's that. So we're so thankful because that thing went scary quick. Bert's going to try to get his stream working. He's getting old. He's got a bad stream. Yeah, it shoots to the right. And he's the one with the laptop. I'm on a phone. Something went wrong. Boopsawberries. Boopsawberries. Thanks again, YouTube. In the side here, we're going to give you a little tutorial of how to get aggravated at YouTube. Oh, Hoist is with us too. Bert just blocked him out. Bert just hit one of his hulls. He's a star trooper. Right here. Hey, Bert the star trooper. Here's your primary views. Obviously, you're on his channel. Deluxe, Baldwin, the superstar, engineer, Hoist, and Kato. And Deluxe, what happened to you tonight at TFCon for your channel? Oh, I hit 6,000 subs. He did it. Yes, he did. He reached his 6,000, so good deal. Now, I saw chats coming up early. He did 2 now. Well, no. It says live, 13 watching. So somebody's on. All right, so what we've decided to do, oh, there's a chat popped up again. I figured every geek, nerd, transporter fan in this hotel is uploading right now, so who knows what this is going to be like. So we decided, since, well, first off, it is so awesome to have all these guys finally together. I mean, we've known each other for so long via YouTube, and it's just great to all finally be together, eating burgers, drinking beer, spending way too much money on transformers and almost killing innocent bystanders with pocket chips. That was very interesting. You guys going to quit filming and actually helping? No, we have to finish the video first. I mean, that's just how things work. Anybody else? Yeah, somebody said, I didn't hear anything. Anybody else want to throw something in right now because we're waiting on Burt before we show off? Yeah, so for whatever reason, the microphone from the camera is not picking up, and that's why it won't go live because it's not recognizing my microphone. Well, that's bad. Yeah, so I guess I will not be going live and see what happens, but I won't be going live. All right, so here we all are on my channel this time. So I guess we'll start, who thinks I think Burt wins with getting the most figures at TFCon. I made some decisions today. I don't know if they were good decisions or bad decisions, but I've made decisions. All I know is when he came up to Burt and I as roommates, he came up to the room, he puts all his stuff on the counter, and he did this. Hey, Rico survived. He's on here. He said he survived. All right, so let's go ahead. We'll start with Burt since he's got the most. Okay, and what we're going to do is we're just going to go to the round the room. Burt's going to show you something he got. I'm going to show you something I got, which is going to be real quick, and we'll just round robbing this thing. I'm closing that out. All right, I got a lot of stuff. He got a lot of stuff. Oh, is it? It's not on my end. Let's start in order. I'll start with my first pickup, which was actually at the lobby. I got a G1 blur for the low, low price of $40. He fleeced the dude. I hope he's not watching. He fleeced it on the yellow one. Yeah, it was the other one. He's got a little bit of yellowing. He's got some loose joints, not a problem. I can fix that. I'm going to take them apart. I'm going to retrobrite them, tighten up his joints, and resticker them. I got to find somebody with connections with a cat. I know. That's my first pickup is G1. I've never owned. Actually, all of my G1 figures that I've picked up, I've never owned. Not even in your childhood? Not even in my childhood? No, I've never owned any other stuff in my childhood. I was able to grab, thanks to engineer Hoist here, the TF Con exclusive Black Megatron pistol. What, pistolonics? That's just kind of Black Megatron. Really cool figure. He's really, really neat. Can't wait to get home and check him out. So Hoist was able to grab one for him, one for me. Thank you very much. It's good to know people. So there's the TF Con exclusive. Throw that in the back. Next. Deluxe. What'd you get? Deluxe. What'd you get? Deluxe. I reviewed him yesterday. Go check it out. Are you reviewing him already? Yeah. Man, I didn't get that notification. I got it. Thanks to my boy Eric from Chosen Prime. He hooked me up and I did a quick review. It's like a little overview of everything. If you know my channel, I love new eggs. I think she'll probably bring it up a little bit more. Cut out. There we go. Oh yeah, we're streaming. Here we go. Deluxe is just like the floating head in the background. Alright, Hoist. Hoist, what'd you get? Well, I also got the pistolonics, but I got the other exclusive as well. MMC Mentis. They're rung. Yeah, get that closer. It turns into a vape pen. That's right. Yeah, basically. With a scooter. He's pretty cool. I haven't done a whole lot with it, but he's got seven heads and eight pairs. Yeah, man. Wrong video. Cool stuff. I also picked up rung. You're going to see a lot of same stuff going on. But it is not for me. This is for my buddy Sardo. I haven't been able to play with it yet. What's that, the one chip challenge? Yeah. By not being here. He didn't miss nothing. He didn't miss. He saved his own life by not being here. So we have rung from MMC, sweet, but I can't play with it. Okay. That's what she said. That ain't what she said. Back to Bert. So, another G1 pick up last night. I picked up a complete I'm blocking out. This one is trigger happy. Complete G1 trigger happy. I picked this one up for a song. I got a really good deal on this. He got one of those deals where the deal was so good we had to walk away from the dealer table and go upstairs completely out of the room of the dealer table to celebrate because we were all like, holy shit. To do the dance and celebrate into high fives and get away from the table before people change their minds. Run! Complete G1 trigger. Again, a G1 figure that I've never owned not even in my childhood. So really, really excited. And the big thing, the target master is unbroken. Yep. All the clips are there. Good, good stuff. Alright. Ninja Bill is thrilled with that. Wow. Nice Bert. Nice. The next pick up I got, this was actually given to me by a subscriber of the channel. Came up to me. Hold up, hold up. I gotta, I gotta, because you guys gotta know this. So, we get to the convention and people just start running up to Patriot Prime and handing him gifts like he's some mafia don tributes. It was fucking insane. Like this went on all day yesterday. It was crazy. Please continue. Yeah, it was weird. So anyway, here we go. We got the Magic Square stunnacons. It's dead end and drag strip but they call him on here, Pillage and Contain. So I was really excited to get these. I've heard good things from our Magic Square expert back here. So looking forward to checking these out and Slade. Thank you so much. Next. I picked up the Dracula, Dracula, whatever the crossover with the, you know, Dracula and Mind White. Oh, where'd you get that? Check out the, I love the lettering on this. Oh, that is cool. Super chat. Who hit me with the Super chat? Thank you so much. Elite. Elite. Where are you? Where are you? Weren't you going to like look for us in the lobby? What happened? Bert Moore Tassels. We almost killed someone down there. There was pandemonium. Where have you been? You could not have missed us. Everybody knew we were there. I love the font. Dude, if I didn't open up anything, that would look cool. Nosferatu or Yesferatu? Check that out. Next. Well, they got the crossover Ecto One and the original packaging. Nice. That's the one I got. Yeah, I got a great deal on it too. This is the first one I found. I was like, you know, it's a good price. Every other one I found at the table I think over 60. Mike survives the night. Oh yes, fire talks. He's not fire talks anymore. He's lukewarm talks. That poor guy. Oh my god. So talk, if he survives it through the night, talk to him because he made some really cool add-ons. For Ectotron, he's got the trap. The trap actually opens. It's got the stream that you can actually plug in a slimer to. He's got the PKE meter. You know, I think I remember that. I just paid that close. Yeah, he makes all that stuff. I've done a video on it. Cool. Alright, I'm going to do three and one here because they're basically the same thing. I'm addicted to the Archcore figures. I've got the one little two inch one review up. So I got the other three that I was missing so far. You can't see that he puts suppressor soldier. Center, Raider. He's just throwing them. Hopefully they're packed well and Vanguard. So Archcore. And I do want to say real quick, I've already got it packed up for tomorrow, but Rico Redstar, I think you're here, also met me day one in the lobby while I was checking in and getting you a really cool GI Joe Funko Pop. Thank you Rico. Alright, so back to me. Let's keep it going with G1. So I got a G1 complete in box. In box. What's the name of this one? Chainclaw. Chainclaw. Attack bear basically. Oh yeah. Battle bear, attack bear. So you guys, if you guys are familiar with me and my channel, you guys know I'm really into pretenders. So it was a treat to find this guy complete. Real good price too. So that's my next pick up right there. In box. For the record, once this is done in a minute, it's just going to be Burt showing off some stuff. A lot of stuff. We're going to have to start doubling up on here. Alright, once again, I got to give a shout out to Rico Redstar. He hooked up Kato with a Funko Pop. I have a tackle berry. Burt has to read the chatsters because I can't see. Yeah, I'm trying to keep up with the chat. So Rico Redstar, he hooked me up. He got Kato, Ajiago, Funko Pop. He gave me this cool target, not target, GameStop exclusive Megatron. As a tribute. To the Don. Just one time I killed a guy and then got caught tonight. So Rico, thanks brother. Very cool. And he had a hot chip too. Yep. He made it didn't he? So we lost track towards the end of that. Like we were keeping track of this person's out, this person's out, how much time are we on? And then all of a sudden we all quit paying attention to it because we were all worried about it. At one point we just looked at each other and said we got to kill the stream. So what you guys couldn't see on camera was there was a crowd gathered to the sides and behind the cameras. Everybody had their phones out, everybody was recording. And as soon as they started getting bad, it was like somebody dropped a fart grenade and everybody just dispersed. They're like oh they killed that guy. No witnesses? Yep. Everybody just disappeared. But again, he's fine. He's good. And he is coming on one of our lives. That was his award for surviving. He was up joking laughing at all. His wife was picking on him. Tomass a couple of times I think. Tomass. I got the MMC Mentus again also rum. The big pen rum. He has a little scooter. It's like a little poplar thing going on. If you don't put an image of that in the video, you'll be disappointed. There are red stars in the chat. He's nice. We will go down to the lobby after this video to meet up with you. Tell us in the chat what you're wearing so we know what to look for. What are you wearing? Kato's weird man. Who's that? Kato. I put together a little wish list of what to get. Other than the exclusives, I didn't really find anything except this one. Energon Rodimus. Oh that's a cool one. I found a Junker and a bin for like 20 bucks. I was missing some parts and then later on I found this one sealed box for 60 bucks. That's a Japanese version too. He's a combiner. I didn't even know that until I saw it on the box. He could be the pants or he could be the shirt. He could be the top or he could be the bottom. I bet the colors are on this one. I forgot how much love you bought. This is all I brought. How long can I hope? That's all I brought. If you want to see more, go over to my channel. Don't forget to subscribe to engineer hoist. I wasn't really going to show the t-shirt. We got the t-shirt. Mike King K makes some awesome shirts on Instagram. He's Reflector Files. On Facebook as well. Go subscribe, go follow, go do all that fun stuff. I got this Van Hollen shirt because that's awesome. At least he's wearing a cowboy hat. I don't know what I'm thinking. I bought it. Thank you so much for selling me that shirt. Next up, the Swarm Trooper. Let me do a couple here. Time to drink. Take your prime last drink without the mics. When I picked up... When I picked up the chain call, I also picked up a Go-Bots Crasher. I got a white load for free. That was a nice throw in as well. Crasher has been short on missing from my Go-Bots collection. Crasher, for whatever reason, she's hard to find online. $15. I have to pick her up and snatch her up right away. The next one I want to show off is... I got a complete inbox. I didn't have a wish list or anything like that. I came here without a plan. If I happen upon G1 stuff that I don't have, and Beast War stuff that I don't have. I started digging out all of my old Beast Wars stuff. Whatever Beast Wars and G1 stuff jumped up at me. I found this Beast Wars complete inbox. Transketo. It has been open, but it is complete in some box. Really excited about that one. Who's next? Peepee. You said Peepee. Quick call me Peepee. Peepee is my favorite. I love Peepee. I'm making it weird. I got my bow tie. Okay, my next figure since I was gifted those magic square stunnacons, you can't just have two stunnacons. So I went and found, which is also funny, the figure I've always... We throw those some of the pictures over. What the hell? So everybody knows I always wanted a G1 overlord. We got this C1 here and we touched it. I had too expensive for my blood for what it was. So I was able to find the magic square motor master to go with those two stunnacons. And his frigging name is Overlord. So I did get an Overlord. This is awesome. Got this one from TF Source. From TF Source and picked one up, so Overlord. Real quick, you're saying we got to hold it and touch it. That's what she said. I have never seen in person a G1 Overlord. And I got to hold one last night and play with it and transform it. That was really cool. I handled at least three, maybe four G1 Star Sabers. And the first one was in the box. And that's another figure. I've never seen one in person. I've never been in the same room with one. And I found a Star Saber in the box. And then, you know, that one sold, so then there was a couple loose ones and I got to fiddle around with those. So that was really cool to get to see those. But what was funny, the one G1 figure we were actually hunting for, we didn't find. I remember seeing all over the place, the last TF Con, was this G1 Skylinks. I need to get an Encore Skylinks. That's another figure I've never owned was G1 Skylinks. When I went to Botcon in Orlando, there was a table full of them. And it wasn't on my shopping list for that Con, so I didn't pick it up. Never got back around to it. Last TF Con you were at, there was a bunch of them. I said I didn't have a wish list and that's kind of mostly true, but there were two that I said if I find them, I'm definitely going to get them. One of them I have, I'll be showing off momentarily. The other one was Skylinks. And I don't believe there was a single G1 Skylinks in this convention. Everybody was looking and nobody found one. So Brayden, the barbarian says it's funny that I'm still in school and I'm more mature than Bert. Everyone is more mature. My three-year-old is more mature than Bert. Yeah, that's got a lot of little standards. Alright, who's next? Our score. I got Frost Lights. Big into this stuff just like Kato. When we started doing this, they came out this year. I think they've been around as toy alliance. They do some other stuff, but they just started doing this stuff. I think it's the first time they did a transforming figure. Dark of the Moon Megatron. He's got some really nice diecasts. I'm excited. There's two wolves coming out that transform into motorcycles. And they add on to him. They form his forearms and hands of things. So it's kind of like Cybertron Prime. Combined with the Jet. With the Saturn Claw. Kind of like that. I'm excited for this. Anyway, I'll have what Kato showed. They're fun. You had me at Dark of the Moon Megatron because that's probably my favorite live-action movie Megatron. On its own somewhere with the Mad Max. That is outstanding. I love that truck mode because I was the trucker in the army. That is outstanding. Beautiful. That is absolutely beautiful. It's awesome. We'll be in this room all night playing with these toys. Josh is done. I don't have anything to show. Yeah, because here in a second, Merck's got 25 things left. It went from show and tell to just tell. Kato, you're up. Bradon of our video wants to know where he's brought him. He had stuff to do with his dad. He's here, but he's with his dad and they had some stuff to do. I also got the Toys Alliance Frostlight because it's freaking awesome. I've already had it out and transformed it. I almost reviewed it in the hotel. I haven't yet. It is absolutely amazing. I love this. Shout out to the Chosen Prime. Talk to Eric and those guys for a long time. Real quick, since I'm done sharing toys. Meeting the guys from Toy Dojo ages 3 and up. The Chosen Prime and the other vendors. They've all been so cool. Pay for life. Of course, all the subscribers and stuff. If you all get the chance to go into 2022, TF Con, I'm telling you, it's absolutely worth it. Just hanging out with folks and seeing people from more than just the waist up. My favorite fan interactions are the ones where we're all wearing masks so they'll come up to Patriot Prime and ask them if they've seen Patriot Prime? I'm like, no. Is he here? They do drive by like, I love your stuff and they just keep on walking. I love your reviews. What's your name? It's me again. Before I go into my old nose, you're Eric. That's me. Then you and then I guess you. Where was I? Another Beast Wars. Complete inbox. Transmetal's Scavenger. And I absolutely love this figure because I know that this was originally made. I love this toy. Well this one especially because I absolutely love Beast Wars Inferno. And this guy was originally meant to be Transmetal's Inferno. And for whatever reason they changed him to Scavenger. Because I'm talking to you instead of talking to them. I'm looking at me baby. We all hot. I love me. I love me. This blooper is sponsored by Mike's Iron Man. Next up, I will say my big purchase was later but I was thrilled to death. With some of the autographs. After two autographs here and I got them and I lucked out because I showed up just as the person appeared at the table. I just happened to be walking by. I wasn't like stalking. So I was able to get fifth in line for Gary Chalk who autographed my Beast Wars Optimus Primal in the box. Right there on the corner. What was more cool was we started talking and talking about my prior service and I'm prior artillery. That was my MOS and Army. Gary Chalk was artillery and we talked for probably about 10 minutes Army stuff. That's what happens when any veteran gets together. And here I am fifth in line and this line is now circling the play. I can feel the knives shooting in my back. And I was like Mr. Chalk absolutely appreciate it but I got a roll. I was thrilled to have. That is so cool. He was such a cool guy too. There was one of the guys that did the pocket challenge with us downstairs. Man that was awesome. That was also a Oh yeah it was a job. He couldn't hang though. He couldn't hang but by God. It's just so awesome to meet fellow veterans that do this. That's how Bert and I became friends on this. And then we were just friends with these guys of course. I'm a veteran too. He's not all who on your face like us. I get eight years. Come on man. I account for something. You have to throw them whoos every night. This is your turn. Fresh retro. These are so cool. There's a whole table about these. If you follow my channel you know I love to take pictures of stuff and everything. So these are these little connecting things that are good for legends and the Archcore stuff and everything. And they just add together and they make little dioramas and stuff. I'm testing them out. This is one of the cheaper ones. The smaller ones. They had bigger ones. If I like it I'll get more. If I don't like it it's only 30 bucks. But I'm going to take pictures. They had a new age jazz up there. They matched real well with it. The Archcore stuff will go probably good with it. The most expensive one they had was like 90 bucks. They had like seven different sets I think. They could all mix and match. He said not only can you connect them together but he had destroyed it perfectly. You can build them the way they look in the box or you can build them any way you want. You can just take the parts and build it up any way you like and then you buy all the other different sets. Build them any way you like and connect them up and they just make build your own places. I'm going to use them for my pictures and I may be my reviews but definitely going to use them for my pictures and everything. So I'm really excited about this thing. Is everybody done? I also got Mike Kincaid. Great friend of mine. He's a good dude. I love him to death. I got a shirt. Everybody knows I'm a Starscream fan. So I got the brass section. That's pretty cool. Look up Mike Kincaid or Reflector Fossil on Facebook. That's everybody right? I got Mike's part. I can make three out of this. You want to search back and forth? I'll make one out of this one since these guys kind of go together before I throw it over my shoulder. I don't remember the name of the series in Japanese or whatever. These are the Japanese version of the Power of the Primes. The Power Master Optimus Prime and the God Bomber which we didn't get on the stage. The Power Master Optimus Prime has correct colors, a proper truck mode in the modified, corrected ankles. So I got both of these together. Very nice pick up right here. Jay Lee says Master Force Genrai and God Bomber. Well again, that's their names in the Japanese series The Power of the Primes. Whatever the Power of the Primes is called in Japan, I don't know. That's what I made. Alright, next thing I want to show off before my big reveal is you guys know that I've mentioned so many times that issue number three was my introduction to the Transformers. So once again, I was at the right place at the right time when Bob Budiansky came in and I was able to get his autograph on my original. That's one that started all Transformers number three. So I am thrilled to death to have this. Somebody said that my Japanese a moment ago was then near perfect. That was not Japanese. That was actually Spanish for nose, ear, and throat doctor. I just say it in a way that sounds Japanese. It's literally Spanish for ear, nose, and throat doctor. I thought that was Larkin. I thought it was Larkin Lair. So I got two more to go. I like these plastic baggies but it makes it hard to show. So I got the Perfect Effects God Force Warrior which is basically a retool of their PE16 which that PE16 figure combines with this Powermaster Prime too. Because you know how the Powermaster Prime cab, there's no small robot. It just transforms into the trailer and you already got the two modes. So you can't remove that one and then put this guy onto him. I'm talking to you guys. He's not looking at the mirror a little longer. I'm facing away with him in the mirror. But yeah, that way you can have an improved Powermaster Prime with the three modes. And then comes with the trailer. The trailer can transform into kind of like a gun platform, like a flying gun platform. And then of course you can also combine with the trailer to form God Genre which is outstanding. Been pining over this figure for some very cool. I've been pining. I've been pining. I've been Chris pining. You got one more, right? And then I'll make the last one. You got a dance. Hand me my bow tie so I can make a dance here. Oh, we're going to do a live Burt dance. Where is your bow tie? It's back there. We're going to hold off for a minute so we can earn the live Burt. I don't know where it's at. I don't like where this is going. Well, too bad. I feel something hit me in the back of the neck. Oh, my God. Oh, dear Jesus. Oh, my God. That's awesome. Now, if you think you guys are feeling bad in the chat, seeing this, all right, think about us. I think about it hard. You guys made my gut burn earlier. My eyes are burning. The lady upstairs just was laughing. So thanks for flashing the fiance. Hey, you're the one that became friends with us. All right, so I'm like Burt. I didn't have any game plan, any wish list, anything. What's that? For the love of primus. I take full responsibility for that. My roommate, ladies and gentlemen. It should have been him. Blind on blind. Yeah, they didn't do the vaccine card here. That was at the comic con. Here you were good. You just had to wear your face thing. So we love to mention, brother. So like Burt, I didn't have a wish list or anything. And I'm watching him buy everything and I'm like, okay, I need to get something. So I'm looking around, looking around, what I want. And I bought this. This is who is this generation toy tyrant. This is the IDW stealth fighter Megatron. This is the only version. At least he's super chatty again. He's paying for a meet and knock dog again. Thank you. That's not to do it again. Please do not do that again. So this is a beautiful looking figure. This one came from the Chasen Prime. It was in a display. It's huge. The stand is beautiful too. So I was surprised it comes with a flight stand. I can't wait to mess around with this toy. It just looks awesome. Cool toy guys. Do you remember when you almost killed that guy? Trust me, we're not going to forget that. There was a follow up video to that. He's okay. He is okay. I posted on my channel. We thought we were going to spend the night in jail. We just killed a dude. When his wife started teasing him. It was all bets off. He was still on the floor but then he started laughing. And telling us how much he loved us. And it's his first TF Con. That's why he survived. That's an unwritten rule. There's my final pick up. Another thing I had to do is because I got all of them stunnacons. What other YouTubers do that? What the hell was I talking about? I'm looking and looking and looking. Trying to find the two stunnacons I needed to complete. Found out those two were on the first wave and they don't have any more. So here I am with this gigantic dealer room downstairs. I'm on eBay buying those other two stunnacons I need. They'll be here next week. I did forget one. I skipped one. I just got two more to go. This was sort of an impulse buy. A peer pressure buy. Toad World Orion. These were display figures. They were bought from a private collector so they didn't have boxes. Very cool. There was a figure that I said if I see this one specifically. I want to get that one. You're going to stare at the mirror. G1 Scorponok. Another figure I've never owned. 200 bucks. Real happy with this purchase. Fast track guns and radars. 3D print. I can go with the 3D print on those. For the robot mode when you see him now he's complete for a robot mode. It's the way he's going to be displayed. I cannot stop messing with this guy. I came up with a new mode. It's fitting in a box. Shipping mode. I can bring him home with me on the airplane. Absolutely ecstatic. This one made my calm. We're all in the dealer room. What was that? That's it. That's our TF Con haul. I can't wait to see your videos. We didn't take videos. We came here to meet friends. We didn't want to spend the entire time walking around. For that we apologized. We came here to have a good time. There was no way I was going to spend all my vacation. These guys that I have been dying to meet live for years. For that I apologize. There are plenty of videos coming later. There are some folks that we know that have been doing that. They've been streaming and taking videos and pictures. We haven't seen them much. They've been walking around with a camera. We didn't want to do it. The whole point of this show was for us to handle. We really just came here with the intention of hanging out. That's all we wanted to do. Unfortunately it's coming to an end. It's almost 10. We're going to wrap this up. We're going to head down to Lobby Bar. They make some really good margaritas at the lobby. They say can you make that military grade by God? I could have started my Jeep with a margarita. That's it guys. You're the reason we do this. Thank you so much for all your support. It's been awesome if you're in the chat. It's been surreal. You get to see live what we just saw. That's pretty much it. Make sure if you haven't, don't forget to like. Drink 10 for me. Those margaritas are 13 bucks. We went and had dinner tonight. We got a whole pizza to split between us. We have one mixed drink here. Don't forget to like. Don't forget to subscribe to all of these guys. This is Patriot Prime and Kano. Signing out. I was in the army too. Then take us out. There was always that one guy.