 And where have you been? You've just missed the intro. We're going to have to start again now. Welcome to Art Attack on today's program. We will say I much needed farewell to all this kitty crap. And get to some real art. Penny! What? Come here, come here. We need to show the fine people at home what true art is. You're not going to strangle me again, are you? No, no! I would never! Your neck looks very lonely, Penny. Oh, screw this! Oh, goodness me, Paddy. You may be losing my trade of thought. I'll be back in just one moment. Enjoy the adverts in the meantime. The TARDIS is under attack from bad writing and poor casting choices. Are you talking about us? No! There's no Chibnall or Whittaker figures, at least not one that I'm willing to spend money on. Oh, thank goodness. Can the doctors stop the evil menace? Find out by buying all of these figures. Steal your mum's credit card if you have to, or we'll kill the doctors. In stores now. From character. Now that your companion is safely on the login key, you take a pencil and you begin a rough sketch of what you want to draw. Don't worry if it looks like trash, because you're most likely five years old watching this, and anything you make at that age will disappoint your friends and family anyway. So why waste time wondering? Now, as you can see, I've painted a rainbow because of our show's main rule. Use all colours of the rainbow or suffer the consequences. So let's get on with painting, shall we? Okay, now this is taking far too long already. I'll be back in a moment. So, if you followed my instructions to the letter, as you should have done, you'll have a masterpiece just like this! Well, I suppose that explains why everything looks so familiar. Could be worse. Yep, hang up. Uh, hey, there's a Mr. Valiard on the phone for you. Yeah, tell him I'll call him back. Yes, of that! I've got pennies to be strangling! Penny! Ow!