 Babe! You totally did not check your teeth. Okay, okay, okay. Welcome back to Spoonsville. Wait, baby. Give me a, but yeah, I gotta pause. Please. You can't just like... Welcome back to Spoonsville. And today we're going to be naming five movies we could not finish. Part one of this series. Yeah. Yeah. No particular order. We scrounged them up from various sources, Netflix, Disney Plus, and some such. What have you. And so number one, starting off, The Grand Seduction. The Grand Seduction. I believe it's a remake of an earlier, I think it's French-Canadian, correct me if I'm wrong. I think it's French-Canadian called The Grand Seduction or the Seduction Grand. Yeah. And yeah, we gave it a good. I liked a lot of people in it. Had a lot of great Canadian actors. Mark Critch, National Treasure. Gordon Vincent, you know, National Idol. Brennan Gleason. I don't think he's Canadian, but he's great. Maddie Moody, I think. But yeah, it was just, it's one of those, it felt to me like many remakes fall into where I think the people working on it, they all came together and said, you know, it'd be great. What if we redid that classic and, but they just couldn't hold on to the spark that made the classic a classic, you know? I didn't see the classic, so I have no reference. I don't know. I really don't have anything that negative to say about the movie. But it just didn't, I didn't feel like I have to watch the whole movie. Yeah, I was just kind of like, okay. Yeah, yeah, it was not unpleasant, but it wasn't pleasant enough to keep going. Yeah, it wasn't pleasant enough to finish. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was, you know, there's some stuff that was kind of funny. I don't know why, why is this even here? It wasn't even that, it wasn't even that bad of a movie. Yeah, we're not saying that it's a horrible movie. No, no. And this is just us too, if you're able to, you know, I wish I could finish all movies. Yeah. But yeah, this one wasn't, it wasn't, by no means it is not comparable in terms of the... I would say the acting was really good already. That's why I'm like, I don't know why this movie is here. We couldn't finish it. I'm going to call it any movies. Oh no, we're not even, that's, it's just movies we could not finish for one reason or another. People are going to have the assumption that these are bad movies. We didn't finish them. We might finish this one later, but for now, it's unfinished. Okay, well, let's move on. This one is in a different category from trans seduction. I actually forgot to put it down here, but it was just popped into my mind 16 candles. Oh my god, why is that movie so popular? Because yeah, that was painful. Yeah, it was. Again, it was one of those movies where maybe it just, you know, it rubs against my sensibilities, but everyone just seemed, everyone in there was childish and immature and asshole-y. And like the main character is also not that likable, but you know, for me to kind of get into a movie like that, a teen coming of age thing, you kind of, you have to root for, you know, you have to be able to feel for the main. You have to be able to put yourself back. That's the enjoyment of those movies. Remember when you were coming of age and you were struggling with these things that teenagers struggle with? But for her, she was just very stubborn. And okay, I get it. Her family was, it was rude to not remember her birthday, but bring them up, bring it up. They were busy with other stuff, remind them. And she was just stubbornly like, I know I refuse. And you know, okay, you're just sulking. And then it puts me off caring about your story. And then everyone else was just annoying. It was bad. And you know, it was like, it was offensive at parts. It feels like no, no teenagers were consulted during that movie. Every single person, every single teenager in that movie was awful. And no, just because being a teenager doesn't mean you're awful automatically. That was really irritating. Yeah, it was very just mean and it was very offensive. The one character from Breakfast Club is just a creeperzoid, which I know I think people that still defend this movie admit to some of the cringiness, but then it was just overtly very just bad taste. You know, very lame. Yeah, just offensive to the senses. Good not deal. Good not deal. It just didn't, it did not hit the spot. No spots were hit. Not a single spot was even closely, no, yeah, it was just yeah, yeah, no, yeah. Where'd you go burn that? I wanted to watch that because of, is it a netbending? No, why do I know it's not it's not a netbending. Oh my god, I love Kate Blanchett. Yeah, confused the two. I love both these ladies. Yes. I also very much enjoyed Kate Blanchett. So yeah, I want, I watched, I wanted to watch it because of Kate Blanchett and I was so disappointed. The daughter wants to go to Alaska for an arctica. What is it for? Just to get some juice back in their lives. She became a teenager or something like that. I don't know, but not targeted, not the right targeting here. Yeah, well, yes, definitely not the right target. We tried. We tried. Because Kate Blanchett and it was just, we were waiting. Well, I was waiting. I think you got tired before I did. Yeah, I mean, sometimes you get tired before I do and I want to go, let's give it another scene. But that's, yeah, that one was tough. I always want to blame it on the pandemic being like, they wanted a gig, but I don't know when this came out. It was probably pre pandemic. So there's no excuse. Yeah, I don't know. Next one. Don't look up. Don't look up. Which one was that again? Exactly. That's the comet end of the world, Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh my God, why? Yeah, Merle Street, Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, I like Jonah Hill. I like Jonah Hill too. Jonah Hill is great. Yeah. Moneyball. Yeah. Again, it was, yeah, there was also Timothee Chamolet. Right, we didn't get to him. Didn't even get to him yet. Chamolet. We never got to, yeah, we didn't even get to see him because we just couldn't get through it. No. These are all great actors. It was just like trying to shake people, which, yeah, maybe the people working on it are just trying to shake, but it's, then it does just come off as, as, as a forceful propaganda. I don't know. I mean, even if you kind of agree with it, you're like, I still want to watch a movie for the entertainment, the artistry, the creativity of it, the, the immersion of it. And it ticks me right out of it when it's just propaganda. It really was propaganda. As much as we agree with a lot of what the movie tries to do or promote. Yeah. I get the stuff with how everyone is so easily distracted and attention spans are so small and everything. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, okay, I get that, but turn it into a way that's actually interesting. Yeah. I don't know. This, I'm, I agree, but it, it makes me, you know, it's one of those words like it makes you almost want to, it pushes you away because it's just offensive. I found to, it's condescending. It's very cringy and the humor is, is cringy or mean again, offensive. I don't know. Just. Yeah. I also really don't like any kind of content that discredits opposing views in that way. Like you're not human if you don't believe ABC. Right. I think at the end of the day people have different views and different opinions and also you don't know why people get to a point of believing in certain things. Yeah. Sometimes it could be a lack of education. Sometimes it could be because life was brutal on you forever or sometimes you, it's for superficial reasons and you deserve to make your choices based on whatever reasons, right? But if I'm trying to convince someone of my personal point of view, I'm not going to do it by disrespecting them. I don't see why, for me, I felt like it lost a lot of opportunity to change minds because it did it in that way. Yeah. The whole movie, I feel like I would just be like, yeah, I get it. I get it. You know? Yeah. Yeah. So, awful. To end it off. The Guernsey Literary Potato Peel Pie Society. Yeah. Which I like the name and generally I like the premise of it. I think it was just kind of a, I don't know, something with the productions a bit low. We didn't really get that far in the movie, but I can already, I'm already assuming that she's going to call off her engagement with the guy that she got engaged to when she goes to this town where the society hosts a book club to avoid getting imprisoned by the Nazis. Yeah. She then, so she goes in there as this writer goes to visit this town because she's interested in it. She wants to write about it. And so she gets there. She stays at a, well, bed and breakfast. There wasn't an Airbnb then. And then she notices that, you know what? This ring that I have is too blingy for this town. She takes it off. That already told me that that guy, that she was writing to and that inspired her to go to that town, they're probably going to get together. That's how I feel. The movie ends. I feel like they get together. Sometimes you just, you marry the first guy that asks before he gets shipped off to war. It doesn't mean you're a good fit. You know, you kind of see where the movie's going and you're thinking, I don't need to be there when it ends. Yeah. If I carried on, would I be dissatisfied or, you know, it has, it leaves that bit of possibility. Even as I speak right now, I'm like, yeah, I should go back. I have tried. I've tried to do that with movies. It would probably be an adequate ending. Yeah, adequate ending. Okay. I don't know. You know, when you have a meal that just, you're doing all the things, you're putting all the things you normally put in, but it's just not quite shooting up the buds. Yeah. Like, and then the movies that really shoot, shoot up the buds, light up the buds, those are the ones that maybe sometimes it's even hard to put your finger on, but it wasn't, it wasn't there. Yeah, it wasn't there. But, anyway, that was part one and movies we could not finish. Yeah. Maybe some will finish, and there are some that definitely won't finish. Okay, maybe we should just stop this. Okay, let's just stop. Babe! You totally did not check your teeth. You've had stuff on your teeth the whole time. You know? Oh, so annoying. Okay, it is what it is. Let's go. Don't bother me now. Okay, let's say goodbye. I'm going to take a nap. Yeah, take a nap. Take a nap. Okay. Game. Yeah. Twiddle my fingers. Twiddle my thumbs. Okay. Bye, folks. Goodbye. That was, that was, that was fine we couldn't do. Yeah. Maybe are there some that you couldn't finish? Let us know. I would like to know what you think of these movies. Yeah, what do you think of these movies? And if you feel like we have bad taste. I enjoy my taste. I enjoy my taste too. That's okay. Yeah. My taste is my taste. Luckily we have the exact same taste, so. So we both will hit B on the controller at the appropriate time. Yeah. Let's get back out. Let's get back out. Yeah. But yeah, let us know movies you couldn't finish. Let us know if we should finish those movies. Yeah. Just let us know. Especially the potato peel one. I'd like to know. I can see. I'm on. And the grand seduction. Yeah, the grand seduction too. I feel like I could. Yeah. If we can't decide, we said we'd leave that for if we can decide on a movie and we're in a hurry and we just want to watch a movie. You need that sometimes. Well, at least we'll have the grand seduction. You need that sometimes. We can watch five minutes of it every day. Yeah. Just eat real quick. Okay. Boom. We gotta stretch it out and make it last. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye, folks. I'm so tired.