 YES! DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA I'll beat the shit out of you. You're welcome. You're welcome. What a- oh, you're welcome. Hey, what about you two? You're welcome. Wait. I just said them up into the sky. AHAHAHAHA! Adopteness. UUUUUUUUUU Bye-bye. What is up my cranky crew? It's Ethan from CrankGameplays and today we are back in a game that I have not played in a very very long time Except I saw some videos come up on it or my YouTube recommended and I was like, you know what would be really fun to play? Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain the pain that's not actually there. You were imagined the pain now Just so I could have a little bit more fun because I never beat this game on my own I downloaded a save file that has a hundred percent completion So if you're wondering like Ethan you only made a couple videos on this when the game first came out How how come you have everything now? That's why because I I downloaded it because I just want to I just want to have a good Time a good time a fun time out here and with my boy. Mr. Snakeman. He's got blood on his crotch wait Why do you have blood on your? He's bleeding out of his butt. My guy. He looks like he's wearing a butt bikini a butt bikini a blood bikini Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Whoopsies. Oh Yeah, I got to do my load out. Oh Grenade launcher. Oh, baby. Oh, give me that give me that give me some flair my guy. Give me some flair select buddy Who's the buddy? We got the dog and we got the horse. Let's go with our little diamond dog. Oh, he looks like a fox Let's be a naked gold man command mission. Let's go, baby. Are y'all ready for some sick stuff I don't remember how to do anything in this game, but it's gonna be really fun. Okay, where do you be sleep in a hive? By the bears are the bears and bees are they friends cuz I know that the bears want the honey But do they have some sort of thing going on like a friends with benefits recover the honeybee weapon system? Let's do it. Let's do it The doggy doggy you jump from such a high spot. I give you a kiss. Oh good doggy. All right gamers Well, we've got some big guns here. You know, we've got some big guns. Wait, you found an enemy Where's the enemy show me so now if we sneak up on them They won't know that we're here Don't worry. It's okay. It's okay. It's all right It's okay Oh Do you spot somebody who do you spot little dog? We've got to be stealthy with this going It's quietly as we possibly can. Oh, yes Oh, yes sleepy time Bye-bye sleepy boy. Wait for it Wait for it Shit Whoops. Hey, wait shit. Come on. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about a thing. Don't worry about a thing There we go easy as pie now There's one more little man that we've got to take out but this one I think we're gonna do a little bit differently. I think we're gonna do a little hand-to-hand combat I don't know what this is these voices are hey little man Hey, I don't want you to be afraid. Okay Now let's send them up in the air if it fits in ships for a little flair it All right, how many enemies we working with a Looks like one two Three four for a little guys All right. Hey, how's it going? Hey? What's up my guy my dude? What's up my guy my dude my guy? Hey boys? How you doing over here? How you doing over here? Don't freak out. Thank you Okay, you put you on my back. I give you a piggyback ride. Okay, you're coming with me now Can we put you somewhere fun? Put you right here? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa dude? That wasn't super cool of you We just want to make sure when the cleanup crew comes, you know They wouldn't they know where everybody is because if everybody's all spread out and stuff It's gonna look suspicious and it's gonna be a cause for alarm So we put them all together like a little sleepover then it's not suspicious no more It just looks normal just boys being boys, you know, I don't get in the car Get the car Come on get in He's sitting like Spencer. It's the cutest thing I ever done scene. Okay. The driving is not wonderful We're going further away Where do I go? Oh, it's not supposed to go the other way. Maybe I'm supposed to go the other way I don't think I was supposed to go this way though. I So sorry doggy. All right. All right. Here's the deal. Here's the deal I'm gonna do something Drastic let's do a supply drop. Let's drop a vehicle. Oh, here she comes Hopefully they won't notice a thing. It doesn't seem like they've been alerted Now they've been alerted Okay Shit don't worry. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. I will be okay. Just blindly shooting into the sand. Everything's good Everything's a-okay Everything is a-okay Yep And the outpost is captured. Oh shit. They coming in see this is a cleanup crew that I was talking about rock-a-dime Oh Let's do it, baby Let's do it, baby. Oh Yeah, I wish that I could have gotten him again. Oh, but but here it is. Let's go You don't see this coming at you. Oh, oh shit. Let's try again Okay Yeah, where's that butthole? There it is Butthole, butthole, where are you? I see one Perfect. Yeah, I Don't have any more butthole launchers. That sucks. Well, nothing my normal fists can't take care of Dude, I punched his hat off of him. Whoa, whoa You look cool as hell. You don't see anything. I blend in with the grass Nope, I'm the same color as the grass. There's no way that you could see me There's no way you could see me. There's no way. Hold on. Get him. Wait. What if you got him? Wait They can't see me I'm invisible you said they couldn't see me you have guns on you Look at him He's a little he's like walley. Oh my god. This is so cool. Look at him going around He's got like rollerblades on damn dude. You sick. Oh, yeah Can we take out all three? Hello my darling There we go Took them all the wait. He's still alive. Oh And I almost got him too. Did I get him? Decoy Wow, they can't see anything I'm too stealthy They can't See me at all I'm an invisible little chicken, but who's the real solid snake, huh? Who's the real one you were fooled and that's why you die? Oh, I'm so sorry did my dude, please please be alive stand up God that freaked me out for a second dude. I was really worried about it. What if I Just do a little bit of this see It's all good. It's easy It's easy peas. I killed the horse again You'll pay for this you sons of bitches. You will pay for this you will pay for this hold on I have to reload and then you'll pay for it. You'll pay for this. Yeah Mm-hmm Now to find the honeybee, but maybe there won't be any honeybee left by the time that I'm done with it Am I right? Got him. Oh, they're sending stuff. They're sending stuff. Oh, they think that they can spot me They are incorrect. It's so fun Being me. Oh, it's so fun fun being me. There's nothing that I can't do I'm invincible Listen, this can all be over if you just tell me where the bees are All right, tell me where the bees are and nobody else has to get hurt still not seen any bees guys Still not seen any bees which is very unfortunate if gets angry when if doesn't get his bees deep in the heart of the cave Where the wind blows thickest You will find The half what the fuck it's literally supposed to be right here guys. Yeah, I don't know where the bees are This is where the bees are supposed to be listen. I've already been recording for an hour and a half so Justin put the bees in and we'll call it a day