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That was a little spicy I'm just asking I'm just saying I'm just saying you know is that a man you want to know because Because at the end of the day, but why are you want to know listen, it's not that I want to know This is an in general conversation and it'd be a lot of brothers out here that be faking They be acting like just because they black They got that rack and that don't necessarily mean that am I right? I feel it puts a lot of extra pressure on Black men. Absolutely. Yes. Yeah, we got extra pressure Monster dong women are like, oh, what's this even though it's probably could still be a great thick Well, because all because all the women used to call wild little short stack. They never call me that they called you baby He said they call me baby Because you know, he used to call him short stack from from I hop. Yeah, you know, they never call me Yes, they did so it was like, okay. Is this a facade or is this really the truth? He's lying on me. I heard he was full of syrup though No Hey, he used to let us sell it for a ceremony. No, he never do that. No, no, but hold up Kate You ain't answering the question to make a man cake. Not a pain in answering that question Urge you silly made a man Hey, Kate, you ain't answering that question. Kate ain't answering the question. What was the question? Do I think that? Do you know that? I don't know that no Okay, I don't know if I've had enough of a sample like what's enough for a scientific? I don't know Well, I ain't never been with no white guy, so I can't compare to yeah, I could agree that you know some guys be lying I'm gonna hold you. Yeah, okay, so Most of the time who's the guys that's lying is the guys that talk the most shit or is it the guys that don't Do they had the most money like who lie the most I feel like the guy that took the most shit Yeah, I can never back it up like some Like I think there's something too when you see the man with the huge lifted truck Yeah, and they say oh that guy's got a little dick Like I think there's a little truth to that sometimes where people overcompensate in other ways Like look at me look at me because they don't have yeah, okay Okay, that's that's a good way of looking at it. So you say All little dick guys go for bigger things in life Oh The show shorties they like big things in life. I need a big truck. I need a big TV What else? What's some other things like super fancy like the guy who's wearing the what's like a super tacky gene brand like Who has like just the glitter and spark like just has like way too much of something like if you're overcompensating I don't know and they always the ones who never fucked the leather off Like the flashiest ones right The flashiest words got the littlest piece coming I'm sure you said if you flash you're coming I'm sure in the meat department If you're super confident if you like have a hog on you like you just have some sort of swagger to you That is just it goes beyond anything you could wear anything you could drive And that's what I be trying to tell low. He like dog. You'll never get dressed. No mom like I got a super hog Me neither I wear sweat pants But he was wet pants with new drawers. That's like that's Did you hear about the sweat pants thing? Like, you know great sweat pants. We always always tell her break it down Break it down. I love the great sweat pants cuz like I've seen a lot here. I don't want to throw no shade You know, that's why you know, I love black. So what you trying to say is so it's some little dick niggas at Barstle I Don't see some prints and I was like, I am you should be ashamed. How dare you come on here and show me that shit Where is it, bro? Oh, so hold on so so Is PW to women Print watching print watching how often do y'all do it every? Like all the time that I mean jason droolow I'm watching but you do What is it called splitten beans when they're sitting and you can see their balls I've seen with their pants or you can what if a niggas all nuts and he's not Like what if he's all nuts and you see two But he all he all nuts and no stem. That's a danger. Oh, yeah, you don't want I mean We have a total man put the nuts in the pussy was a little through the nuts in it. Yeah, too much syrup too big of nuts too much syrup for a short stacks out there I Yeah, I think Every pair of pants like in a lot of fashion shoots the guys will be like Really called man-spreading or whatever like on the turn. I definitely for sure like a hundred percent of time I kind of my eyes just go there. I'm like, what's going on? I'm staring. Yeah. Yeah So you say my fuckers walk in you'd be like this. That's the first thing I don't even care about the feets no more I'm like what you got what you packing with let me see some well, you know what now Y'all said I want to bring something to the table because support for million hours where we game is brought to you by Manscape one thing about manscape is about keeping your thing down there keeping everything You know st. 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Oh, whatever when guys are the worst wash under your balls So you'd have had some salt these Made a bitch blood pressure go through the roof I'm gonna do it, but I'm real mad at myself Stroke I had to hold your breath and I wouldn't take a brillo pad and rub it all over my face Trim your balls if I'm gonna be playing a concert on the old-skim flute The least you could do is make sure this the audience is is right. I mean, let me ask you a question like The salty nuts. How did they was they like planners did they like was it like? Because you know you eat a bag of plan is you need a water immediately like did you need some some hydration after fucking with the salty balls No, no, no, you're had you you definitely had some salties Let me tell you something Okay, okay, okay, hold on. I'm gonna prove to you that you had salty You ever went out to dinner with a guy. Yeah Y'all left y'all want to a lounge area fuck the lounge. I'm giving you top in the car. Okay, okay So hold on so you can't even y'all can't even finish y'all can't even finish a good night out because you you just got to Get a top up right there in the car, huh? Oh, so y'all can't finish the night out. Can y'all finish the night So so you never want you never been at a lounge with a guy and then y'all one home and had sex Yeah, but yes, it was because they was not no brand-new fresh nuts out to shower In the club like this stuff to his style y'all in there y'all Well, that's the same thing that's going on that leg. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, so you had some salty Let me ask y'all a question, you know coming from two different can you mess with an ex friend Like hook up with an ex. Yeah ex one of your ex's friend. Oh, one of your ex's friends Have you ever done a cake beach be honest? Have I ever hooked up with my ex's friends? My high school boyfriend. This is a long time ago I went I broke up with him right before I went to college and then I went to visit Another college where one of his best friends was and I definitely hooked up Yeah What about what about your friend? What about what was the hookup worth it? Fuck the leather off your jacket. It was horrible. No Like how do you feel when you put worthless miles on your vagina Worthless miles. Were you like Those miles wasn't worth Any any guy that you can say get down there idiot says great for me, but So long as he got yeah, yeah, long as he put his face in the scrambled eggs He can make up for it. Is it was it every time when you were doing doing sex or Session that your your vagina engine light came on Where you're like enough already like the engine light came on that things like I need I got to repair this thing Yeah, I think a common misconception for guys is like Lasting as long as you possibly can and it is great to last long, but there's a certain point where it's like sex is friction It's like hurry the Yeah, so I put the fake in it into overdrive to make sure you Okay, so let me ask y'all is it for women how it is for men like when men Shoot the club It's over. It's like I need 1520 at least a half or something like you you like you still on the dick after I done shot my shots in the air on the 4th of July It's you're injuring the dick this dick is not gonna get up this thick It's going further into a shell because you're taking more of my soul away from me That's what we try to do though. We try to snatch yourself. That's okay. Let me ask you a question Do women like sucking dick because when a man comes as they're giving him a hit they have all the power. Yes Because when else do you get to see a man like? I The same face or the worst is the throw-up face. Yeah So you have you have a motherfucker feet throwing up the bloods and the creeps high both sides, right? I don't even know what team he going for no more. Fuck you talk about Hey So so oh You have a lot of women out here That you know, they'd be like I've never had an orgasm in my life Have you ever been in a relationship with a guy that? You you you love the guy like didn't like he was a great guy With bad dick like oh, I love this nigga, but he couldn't He just this dick is not going to hit the back of the oven It's just is did you ever have a great guy with some bad dick? Excuse me white woman here, huh? Yes. Yes. I have I think I don't know if this would be different But when you're like I was raised to be super polite and you sacrifice your Your feelings a lot of times to make sure the other person or other people around you are like happy and feel good and comfortable So I think and also I was raised like super Super Catholic and super conservative, so it wasn't really talked about like I didn't like it was never talked about like women Are supposed to get off too and it matters that you get off as well like it matters So that was never brought up so when I was younger It was all about just getting the guy off and like I didn't even realize like oh I should be getting off to right for like and now I'm in my thirties, and I'm like You're not done Figure it out idiot, but so but it took me a while to figure out I faked it for a good decade. I think like yeah, so Oh, I mean on my own for a hot minute, so like I knew I was a pup, but I didn't know with guys So your first several orgasms came on your own for sure Is it like that for all women? I think it's like when guys when you figured out you're like, what is this? Yeah Shaking off like what's going on? Okay, so wait wait, so do you remember the first guy that made you have an orgasm? Yes, yes, and was he like when when he got done did you like kind of look at him like Was he glowing in the light like he was he was Jesus to me. What happened to him? So he made you orgasm from his mouth Come on you trying to you try to like come on From everything because he looked everything he do everything No, no, but you keep talking about licking we it's licking and it's sticking This is good. He's good in both, but I like the mouth ball, you know, I'm just oh, so is it so is it women out here that They enjoy their their their partners mouth more more than the sword than the sword Is the mouth mightier than the sword That's a great question. I I think also People got a lot of guys think that just their dick in a vagina gets a woman off. It doesn't you still I'm gonna drop a hard Clit, you know, you gotta be working the clit. Yeah A lady's not gonna get off if you're just fucking rub the clill either her or you have to be rubbing it Otherwise nothing. It's very rare that so what happened? So she can it's no it's it's no possible way that she can have orgasm unless it's the clit being rubbed as well You still you have to pay some titties song So, okay. Okay. Okay. Don't just sit here. It's it's it's a tech is the talk is the talk very important that filthy talk Oh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Oh, so I might be taking my shit a little too far Because you're saying a little bit and I'll be saying some crazy I like a little like do I do you think I might turn my wife on with some because I'll be like Oh, it's the greatest dick on earth Like an old pervert He looked like a oh he sound like an old pervert that When you're in the moment, it's so fucking You should try because now what you let me know is I'm a beast. Are you a beast? So what's something to shit you say? I ain't gonna tell you I'm talking dirty I'll be doing that. Don't mute. I'm talking dirty. He was dreaming about this dick, was he? Yeah, I'm the male man. I deliver delivering this meat package Now that was some old man dirty In the meat package It's a meat market Like I think my wolf would be turnt on like nigga. Do you just call your shit the meat package? Like you just say you use the milk man. You gotta come over with some better shit than that Dropping these milk bottles off on your stoop like it's 1933 Let me ask you a question. Are you dome ladies or titty ladies? Where you're spraying it? Ah Come I'm gonna let you answer that first I'm gonna say it If I'm in a monogamous relationship and we've both been tested and we're good and it's just two of us Toss it in there pal. Hi there Yeah Very big turn on. I love face shots Oh, you like face shoes and baby show. Yeah, you know what? Because like you can't look at me and tell me that my face is not glowing like that shit works wonders Forget the skin care the skin care. I didn't come in my face. My teeth is white I'm telling you the edges bitches out here need to get some coming the edges because bro That should help. So would you rub it in like calamine lotion? No, I just get on my knees and you know like I'll wait till you're done, you know Yeah, you don't like it slapped on there when you that tool sometimes just like rub it on my forehead rub it in Yeah, rub it in, huh? You have to rub it. You just can't leave it there. It's gonna be good tomorrow Bitch gonna be glowing tomorrow Am I not glowing? How long you been on that skin treatment? Skin treatment for like semen this Well, actually it happened it was it happened by accident. It's done by proactive You do have great skin. Yeah, I do it happened by accident and it was like It happened by accident. I think we got another sponsor semen It happened by accident and um I don't know. I like weirdly liked it I was just like, yo like every time we fuck you got to cover my face Like this shit is just like what you just would you like the hot like toaster scrutal shit feel it like, you know That's exactly what it feels like Some people like that. Yeah, the toaster scrutal package when you squeeze the ice and I'll still be a little warm. Yeah That's exact and as sweet as fuck Okay, so let me ask you a question Have you ever had like like do the way a man seem and taste have to do with anything that he's eating? Yes, like You had a big mac Yeah Again men are always complaining about women being gross and stuff when they're like, do you know what we do for you? Like, do you have any idea with your salty ass balls and you're Eat a pineapple for the love of god mate because they say it helps what you do Like sweeter foods will make your Sweet see a semen island. So I want to say that but you know Pineapples do make it sweet but you eat it apple It does. I love me some. I love me some pineapples Creamy it's like an apple juice milkshake Send that shit my way skill to one and ten anal I'll see an eight. Oh, she is going all the way in. I'm not gonna lie to you. You brought me here for a reason. You say crash this ass. Yeah You can't Do you find it easier to climax from vagina stimulation or anal stimuli because Women always say And I heard this was a fact, but I don't know how true it is something about a male stimulation is in is in his butt I'm like, uh, it's in my dick in my balls. I don't know So when you throw that when you throw that goddamn in there, they love it Yeah, two way to test two tests before to test it Hey, so when you throw the goddamn up in there, they love it It's been a while. The goddamn god I was with a guy who like that Was he going crazy? Oh He's like i'm the male man and you're the male woman Now you deliver to me this part of the show This part of the show is brought to you by Tommy johns one thing about Tommy johns Listen, it's like you don't have nothing on one thing about i'm talking about these listen these underwear It's like you don't have any underwear on i'm talking about a simpler listen. Listen. 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I like it both, but I'll say vagina Yeah, again either one there's still got to be some other stuff going on Like i'm not gonna get off Just because you're putting something in my asshole Like you need to do you ever see those guys at the park are playing the the trumpet and the drum and the harmonica They have all the strings doing the whole concert So when he get that ass he got to reach over from the bottom Yeah These crab cakes for war What's the nasty shit you ever heard? What's the nasty shit you ever heard? Should I ever heard? What's the nasty shit you ever did? She said She's spitting his mouth. That's what they think. She's spitting his mouth spitting my mouth baby No, yeah, but that's that's like regular y'all like golden shower. That's regular shit. No. Yeah, don't pee on me No, don't pee on me. Do y'all like to pee on me because he like to get pissed on no too I didn't say I like to get pissed on she peed on me before I don't even know if it was on purpose Is y'all golden shower distributors as a feminist and like I'm a pretty hardcore feminist There is no better feeling than laying a man down on a bed Squatting over what about the shower and taking a big hot Jumper right on his channel Yeah Y'all taking this sexy This is how rumors get started. I've never shit on anyone. What was the guy who named me? Yeah, let's get that out to billy Full christian billy. I'm balsam really shitty. That's billy shitty shitty bill Little shitty bill out boss and shout out to you shitty bill down in delco You know who you are Not enough baby wipes in the world to I've never shit on anyone's chest What's the nastiest thing you've done though nastiest thing I've done Probably not much. I think as I'm getting older. I'm like, I need to like get weirder with it But I don't think I've done anything that Crazy Right. I don't know the things that I do is just like normal like yeah spit in my mouth and like face shot I've never done the spit in my mouth thing. Yeah, I've done. I like coronavirus going around. You can't You can't be reckless like that Come on. That's new though She said with the coronavirus going to you know, you gotta watch that Any orgies or anything? Not me Don't lie. Free something's regular No, not for me. Do you like women or you like guys better? I like damn. Why you gotta do that? Oh, you had a I like girls like girls with fat asses and titties like Okay, so let me ask you a question if Nobody has a pole for the whole Okay We all get off it like do the scissor legs. Yeah, do the scissor legs Scissor legs all scissor legs Scissor scissor scissor do the scissor leg Do the scissor leg scissor do the scissor leg scissor scissor So So Do women eat vagina better than men? Yes Kate, you ain't seen that cake. No, I was gonna say yes, probably I've never I've never dabbled in the other way But I have drunk So so so couple times You've have you ever had a guy that can compete? Yeah, I had a threesome. So it was no no no no no no no no But but what I'm saying is have you ever because you just said women eat vagina better than men So I'm saying did you ever come across a man that you was like This niggas 25 percent bitch the way he eat this boy say God damn you gotta be 40 percent woman or something. You got a lot of your mommy and you boy the way you eat I would say geysers are way more selfish So I think a woman would be way more giving and way better at like, oh, yeah We're supposed to get off too. So I know what to do. No, but see like a guy like me I'll take my time like I might eat 2d crab legs for about I might be down that bitch. What if I mean she got to tell me all right. Come on up and get all right Come get some air. Yeah. Yeah. Come on nigga. Come on nigga Like how many times you gonna spit my ass That's crazy. See that's the best. See that's how you wake him up. Maybe then maybe y'all You start that motherfucker off with spit. No, normally what we do is we just poke our butt out Let's just let you let you know let you guys know that we want something You know, we just poke our butt out just a little bit Oh, so you like getting your ass eat from the back like a snack As you're supposed to I mean, let me ask you a question. Uh, what about you ever suck a guy's dick from the back? Yeah, that's his thing He didn't call it the buffet He called it the buffet. Oh, you can eat. He liked that your boy, baby. Oh, you can eat. He's calling the buffet the buffet I like the balls in my face when I suck it from the back But hold on. But hold on. He like He's getting it from the back. You gotta You gotta eat the shit. He came across that ass Make sure it smells good. Yeah, it's kind of mean I'm gonna go in it Okay, so let me ask you a question. That's his thing. See he love it No, because the butt the ass Because he used to everybody know he used to run the food shit up in the jail. He lied. He lied He used to say if anybody want a butt say come to my cell Oh, you can eat that's buttermilk And this ain't on the comments This is the best part. See like he like that ain't no play man. He's a wild boy This ain't on the comments. Say anybody want a butt say bye of the night Yeah, boy tonight. So Boy tonight So let me ask you all a question, right? In relationships, right What's the one thing that you absolutely hate For for for your partner to do like that shit just turned you to fuck off just boy, you how women say it makes my blood boil I don't know what the fuck that means, but during sex specifically. No, it's just in a relationship Like what's like what's or you don't have to be the one thing what's some of the things that you hate For a guy to do or what's what like, you know, you might be like I just I just for me I just can't stand a guy that just fucking lies for just he just His whole for everything about him is just a fucking lie. He can never tell you Like what's some of the things that y'all just absolutely hate as women I just hate insecure on men. Oh that that's uh That is the that is the worst, right? That is the worst because that leads to lying That leads to all sorts of other things And we ain't got time for that There's too many females out here like if you want to act like a bitch then I might as well be with a bitch Okay, so so what's the so okay What's the number one thing that turned you on about a guy is it is it first his look? Is it his confidence? Is it his His vernacular the way he might talk to you What is it because you know, some people go off look some people like I'm not really good looks I'm more of a personality guy personality lady, you know I'm what's what's most attractive to you as a woman I'll say personality Personality and confidence is so huge confidence in the bedroom confidence in regular life And then if it's to the point where like I'm coming over to your place I don't want to be your mom. I don't want to clean up after you like you're a grown man Clean your shit up dude like going into a guy if you're in your I'm in my 30s now If there's like a pube forest in your bathroom Maybe fix it got like I don't know he probably had his lawnmower. He probably cleaned up That's true. That's true. They need to put a little vacuum attachment on the end of the neck But it's like it's like such a red flag for if it could ever be something serious like Like he's not going to change. So if you're being a dirt bag all the time, it's like Grow up a little bit and be confident. I guess I don't know So it's confident So is it how much does looks play a part? Yeah, you can't be no ugly motherfucker for walking around with me I'm just saying hot breath and all that like if you cute and you got hot breath Oh, I'm a I'm a oh, we're gonna argue because we're not about to do this. I hate hot breath You see all the mints that had in the front like you be trying to have a conversation That's why that's why when my man slim says something to you back down like I was like, yeah, bro, your shit is boom. This shit is boom Nah, but I really say slim I hate I hate a man with hot breath like oh my god Or females too because I'm real quick like your breath stink, bitch Don't try to have this conversation with me that falls in like hygiene like be a grown man Like a lot of guys are hard on women for themselves, but they don't take care of their own hygiene wash your balls Brush your teeth blocks every now and then Wash that ass Wash that ass It's good, you know for me because for me Slim trying to get some top from the back. You better wash that ass He like that top for the back too. That's his thing too Because for me it's like he gotta slip the roofie too I don't you like that too, huh? Yeah, he like the whole I Like for me, I like too to have You know the bald eagle Right, maybe a landing strip at the most. You don't like a little forest sometime. No, I don't like the fucking forest when they get wet No, I'm just saying that's my throwback shit. I don't really like a forest That's like the old from back in the day like She'd be bushed out afro bro my pops been in jail too. So I didn't I didn't found his collection of dvds I was like, this is what this is What did he have bro? It's like you see like back You probably got something No, I ain't really like but anything was bushed out, right? It was bushy And then you know like back in the day with the brazi tell your pop your real one And then your panties look real like funny looking. Yeah, we ain't got time you tell your dad. He a real one Wow, cuz he got old as the only only he owned it down He ain't historian man. He a poor historian. He keeping this shit alive, man Dvds He just called your pop a poor in his story I know he got like ebony eyes and then jenny jack me and all that shit Do y'all do y'all enjoy watching porno's as women? Yeah, uh, yeah Because I was just watching porn to have my dust because why Damn No, I only do that in the summertime when I got dresses on Yo, what's your favorite? What's your favorite? What do you like to watch most on porn? Like what turn y'all on this one because they because they don't never admit what's turning on Do y'all be like, I guess I need to see a huge Like watching huge dick don't turn me on okay, cuz for us for us we want to see some ass No, yeah, same. We want to see like watching like I go down to categories. I'm like anal. All right. I already did enough What's your favorite? What's your favorite website? Which one? That's the next exit point. Oh, you know, you know, which one's the stuff Now I'm just gonna go check my search bar. It's like five different ones up there It's porn hub and I talk about him on the radio time. I have a favorite. Yeah, it definitely is I have a favorite porn star that I've talked about and he tweeted at me a couple weeks ago Because I talked about him so much. His name is Owen gray. He's a wiry ass little white dude He's covered in horrible tattoos. He looks like kind of sickly He's a monster dog And it's like it's his confidence. He walks in there takes a lady by the neck and just goes to town Oh, you like the burglar you like burglary sex Do the breaking Shut up. Come here. Grab you by your mouth. Shut up. Go in the room. Take everything off It's that big dick energy where he's just confident, but he also cares if the lady she's like bde He's work. He's playing the air guitar selfish. He's not selfish. She like that bde. Okay, so let me ask y'all a question Y'all on vacation Y'all having girls girls trip on vacation Who's somebody you absolutely love? As far as like a guy Like say it's an interest Albert or Celebrity It could be a woman. It could be Beyonce. It could be anybody somebody that you absolutely love I'm gonna say rihanna. Rihanna. Okay. What about you? It's a really good answer. Uh I'll eat that shit from the back side Damn I'm on a big lizzo kick right now You're like Sit on that face Somebody that you also was attracted to like, oh my god. I love Matthew McConaughey. Oh, okay. Okay. I love adam levine Oh my god. You know what I mean? Somebody like that Fuck what's a jude law? That's a random one, but I just saw him in a tabloid the other day. He was in um I don't know. He's kind of older. That's not a good answer. I mean if it's good for you Yeah, okay. So Would you say he's one of your favorites? Yeah, I think so. Okay. So you got a town on a girl's trip You're down at the bar He walks up Rihanna walks up You're like, oh, shit sit down right beside you. Oh Perfect gentleman. Rihanna's perfect. Y'all sitting here y'all vibing sweet you from girl Two hours go past look up Oh my god, three hours go past. We still sitting here talking beating had about seven eight nine 11 drinks We talk about everything You in a relationship though He ain't there He's not there You're married You don't even got to be married, but you in a relationship, right and Judd is like Oh, I'm cheating I'm cheating. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm cheating and I'm gonna call you right after And be like what how the phone gonna happen? Baby, I cheated. What you gonna tell him, but on eight Rihanna pussy I cheated. I'm sorry I'm like, what we could have found boo, but I still cheated. I'm just like, you know right now Yeah, I feel like Rihanna if I was like it was Rihanna. It would be cool I don't even think it would matter though like wait, so you think if it was Idris Alba wouldn't matter like I just fucked Idris Alba. I cheated. I suck the level off his dick Yeah, I'm not putting my mouth on random people's dick You lying. Let me see if it was your album Rihanna, she's different. I don't know about who she's all about Wait, you just put your lips on a random vagina But it's Rihanna, like come on, it's Rihanna But then some people would say that's Idris Alba Or some people would say that's Judd Law or some people would say I'm switching it to Jason It's you Law actually I'm switching it to Jason He comes in with a wheelbarrow You're definitely going to the room I'm cheating Y'all, dare I say Y'all though Is it kind of the like the if only for one night Luthor van draws mentality like if only You hold my Do you do you play the music like the flow jam you like music being played? No, he won him dick. He played He got a whole mix. He got to play this. He played a fucking little jam First of all, let me just tell you something I got a call when he was in prison. He lied He lying on him I got a call when he was in prison and he was like Your fucking cousin's up here tripping I said why they said every time it's time to get Locked into the cell We hear Everyone Streaming out the cells from his radio Like he was up to sell anything you want done, baby, I do it naturally Whoa Whoa What do you say to a guy that that was in the strip club We I slipped the mickey and woke up and in the hospital his ass was hurting Wait, what? What do you say about him? He got slipped the roofie in the mickey Can I see that ass But really though he had a hell of a lawsuit, right? And he he he won his case. He got a shitload of money And didn't want missing He woke up in the hospital And he his official he he was slipped the roofie in the mickey. That was a both Don't you know they have roof Chris? He was He woke up in the hospital, but they recovered him. They recovered him from behind his bar and Philly called woody's the dumpster And he was wet He was soaking long island iced tea. They said somebody drizzled him in long island iced tea. So what do y'all think happened? And They said it was long island iced tea. They say it was pissed They said it was long island iced tea Hey, okay, so let me ask y'all one more question before we get out of here, right Who gives the best hit? Well, white woman or black woman black Team no teeth black What is that official just hearing her talk today? I'm like, you know what and I'm gonna keep y'all Do you know all the college experiences? I'm gonna keep it all the way real. I want to a 95 white college Shout out to cabrini You know what I always say I'm gonna blow jobs blow jobs take rhythm Unfortunately for a lot of us white ladies. I'm gonna keep it all the way real the best The best head I've ever had other than My wife, let's put you out there. No, you saying hers better than your wife. No, I didn't say that I said the best head I had other than my wife was a Caucasian woman. No disrespect You see don't don't do that. I'm Puerto Rican and black But listen, I'm just saying listen this girl suck my dick up to college and this is before my mother fucking wife Let me tell you something Because let me tell you somebody everybody know is nobody's ever gonna swipe their tongue across my ass like the credit card that's not gonna happen Yeah, I mean no visa master card didn't get no swipe She ate his tail feather. That's why you love her. Oh, but I was in college That was that was 40 years ago You know, I'm just no no my wife is blazing No, her her head comes from the Korean side not the black side the Korean side. Yeah, so what he's trying to say is No, I'm gonna keep it all the way real because one thing I learned early in college It might not it might be it might be different now But I got to college I was one of the stars on the basketball team Contrary to what he's saying I played on an online college. He played the online basketball Y'all played in the park in the weekend University of Phoenix, right? Yeah, or was it no It was University of Philadelphia County by way of the neighborhood. Okay. Okay. But anyway When when I got to to college and he took a kid that was coming straight from the ghetto and they put me into Uh, pretty much all white atmosphere It kind of showed me how at a young age how The white girls thought and how the black girls thought The white girls at the college was like I'll suck your dick But you can't get no pussy And the black girls just like we want it all I ain't sucking your dick nigga, but I'll give you some pussy So it was like wait hold on. It's just confusing like they'll suck your dick, but won't give you no pussy and because to them I don't know if it's just the time I was in in college, but it was like to the white girls 88 Uh, dick suck wasn't nothing. They were like, wait, you want a twirlie? Like it was nothing I wouldn't do either, but I would put my finger in your asshole back Check your oil I think I need to tune up as well It makes you give me a glass of water in the roofie Listen, uh, how about videos? How many videos? Videos. Yeah, do you make videos? Oh, do I make them? Yeah And do you send them do you send them around did you ever send them to do or did you ever let Do you ever let any of your your boyfriends or your partners film you? And then when you broke up with them, did you think that I hope this shit don't come back and We don't make the video on my phone because I don't Oh, okay, because I was about to say, you know, you blow up that next to you know, he threw you right out there Yeah, I'm good. Yeah me. I got a couple videos Couple, huh? Couple. I got a couple photos floating around up there I don't I don't know where they're gonna wind up. He's not but he never whipped his phone out. I was like, oh, yeah Oh, get those nuts. Don't get those salties Get the buffet Wait, hold on. Put your pinky in and get those salties Now I'm getting paranoid I don't think there's a couple No, no big deal I was in the military and so before my first deployment I was with somebody and so I was he was also deployed. We were going separate spots So before it was those those old iPods that you could take videos on. Yeah So before we left, I was like grab your iPod fill up your spank bank. Let's go And so it was like I on his iPod we made like how old am I? Oh my god. We made videos on his iPod That he could watch when he was deployed. Yeah, so so he was so he was he was he was out there watching that more For he in the middle of the brush. Do you like guys that send slammer shots? What's a slammer shot dick pic? It's a dick pic. Oh, I'm picturing pokes. You would have to slammer I'm like is that when you just throw your balls on the camera front or something like what's a slammer? Yeah, I want that. Do you like dick pics? I think dick pics are corny. Yeah, I think dick pics are corny I don't really like why you sending a picture you're dick for I might see it in person I don't know like if you're in long. I'm in long distance right now And every now and then I'm like I forgot it looks like phone sex at all I love phone sex. Do you have to keep a relationship alive if you want to? You got to I love I'm talking about I love it to throw them legs back and go to town Let me let me sit on the other side Slap the dick off the phone. There you go slammer. Let me drop the phone when I'm showing The shower head I like to climb that, you know the pole in the bathroom. It's like showing what he's working with Like you see this? This is all for you daddy I am poor. I am very old shower So I'm a dad. I can't She got slimmed over there and she can't have that luxury so She's like you say you don't shower? No, no, I said I'm poor with a very old shower that doesn't yeah Let me ask you a question. Shower head. Yeah Have You guys ever backed out On on somebody like a person in a bank robbery Like uh, he takes clothes off and you're like, uh, it's not gonna. You know what party's over one second, bitch Text me somebody died so I get the fuck out of here. I have So Okay, have you ever been out there? Have you ever like okay now? I'm talking about when I say that I'm talking about you actually seen the working was like, uh You know that I'm not even going to this dick is this niggas all balls You know the halloween game where they put some holes in the box and they put like pinecone and spaghetti noodles And you have to reach him without yeah, and you're like, whoa, and you pull your hand back out I remember I was like Nope, not today. Uh, did you ever pull his pants back up after you pulled it down? Have you ever ran from a dick that was too big like Um, cool. I'm good. Uh You're not putting that in here. Where the fuck is that going? That's a full grown baby No, I haven't but I She's like I'm dreaming of that She's like I'm dreaming of the money. Well, I'm still waiting still waiting now. Listen is a hand job consider sex Yeah, I guess that's how I lost my virginity. So that was To a to a to a crack in to to a crack in back in 86 What was the girl I was kissing and she lost it He lost his virginity to a crackhead that he peed four rocks for back in 86 She drank the more pregnant shelly. She did everybody She got you right out the way Slim got a pregnant Yeah, gotta he was he's better. He only wanted to hit in the raw quiet, but I feel like he's the craziest one of all That's always the quiet one The quiet ones are the freakiest ones. Oh, yeah, buffet boy, buffet Yeah, you eat it from the back slim No So Before we wrap this up Because I feel like I'm having so much fun with y'all ladies right now I I really don't want to wrap this conversation up because y'all are just no, no, I got a good question. What? How often do y'all lie about your body count? That was a weird laugh You fucking What guys or women included everybody All right, so It's only I've only been with two guys, that's what I got. You only had two sausages in your whole life. Yeah What the fuck are you staring at me like that? I'm serious Slim is like girls lie about their body count all day. She is I sure do Look, this is why though. But look, this is why though. I can't believe this But look, this is why though. You know why? Slim Jim pack You know, they come from two of them in the pack She only had a pack of twix She talking over here. Like she yeah, like she I'm not a pro but like I know what I'm doing Like I'm a virgin though. I don't gotta lie about my body count. Well females. That's a different Okay, okay, okay so All women when they talk about their body count They be having a couple motherfuckers. They not claiming right because that was a horrible experience And that was only an hour in my life. I'm not claiming you in that hour nigga You're fucked up. That that was the worst. How many dudes you're not claiming She only been with two Okay, so so how many women you're not claiming were you like I'm not claiming that I ain't claiming none of them bitches. I'm just saying. Oh, so you only had two partners in your life Yeah, I'm not I'm not claiming none of them. What about you? How many how many you're not claiming? I am only claiming men who got me off without me having to help at all So I am still a virgin I've never had sex Actually be around to if I genuinely counted that way So you never had a guy get you off without you helping I feel like there's a huge guys need to like step step it up. Yes And if you're not asking a woman what she likes while you're in bed You are wrong. Do you like this? Do you like that? What do you like show me? It's not so let me ask you a question Do you think my wife like when I lick from where it's pink the way it stinks for sure Yes, probably because when I'm doing it, I just see them that they be like this them little my fucking That's why that's why we do it. They be like this look hungry the next thing, you know, we're gonna show you what you want You want to eat that next thing, you know, you stop you just see the juices The motherfucker just started running all out of you like You just need a little hungry right now Slim over there blushing some 20 plus years in you better eat that ass like a snack Start teaching seminars spread the good word Right because Back up back back up Kate. Uh, you ain't giving up your body count. We know how many contacts you had You gotta see you gotta change it. Well, again, I was in the military as a woman Did you do a lot of she which is like shooting fish in a barrel? I mean I'm easily a new york city five and a half in a dark bar I was a an afghanistan 11, you know what? I mean, there wasn't much around so it was a hop it I never felt like anybody wanted to play it but uh, yeah, I would say I'm gonna keep it to myself because I'm a lady. Okay, but But you had your day and the teens. Yeah, you had your day back when you you sound like you she sound like she was She first went to the army She went to the army. She was her mind. She was like, I grew up christian And I mean wait, wait, was it catholic? No, you know what it was. It wasn't the military It was when I first went to college right out of high school because I was super over protected And then all I went off to college and I was like, oh my god She was like meet me in my room billy. Yeah What you Come here. She was like mama never told me about this. I just wanted to fake it for everyone What you mean fake your favorite college guys have no idea what the hell they're doing For the most part. So you just faking it. Yeah, it was just meaningless stupid Yeah, so you fake moan and just try to get them off. Yeah, I did a big thumbs up lady They look up and this is what they see Yeah, she said the big thumbs up That's a guy off like you're you're good buddy. Yeah, I'm good Hey, well, listen, right This is a million dollars worth of game. We truly appreciate y'all tuning in each and every week We never have women on the show. So, you know, wallow just came up with the bright idea of Let's snatch two women from works at barstool while we here and we're just going to talk about different So we want to commend you ladies for just coming on the spirit a moment because y'all didn't even have no idea Y'all's about to do this shit. But while those and before we leave do y'all have any messages for slim About life about getting slipped. I need to hear more about the story Like in slip the roof. He like you just see that butthole. I want to see if it's really a little like did they violate you Did they violate you seriously? I need to know because they've roofied you You don't sound convincing at all It's like it's I didn't heard about it enough. I'm like I'm conveying it's no truth to that Wait, so did you get roofied though? He disappeared between days wake up they discovered he received a police report It's all out. They discovered him by highly bar called witties woody's and filly He was wet from they dressed him along out. It seems ripped His jeans ripped but all this is funny anything was still his money anything He just was in pain It isn't and his jeans were ripped And when he woke up in it and when he woke up in the hospital, he was saying he was saying it's raining men That's all that's what he was saying Hey, hey, so this is another episode A man house ripping game me me. I'll go by the name of gilly the king. I'm wallow 2 6 7 Katie dicks lair The ruthless roofie Hey, but I appreciate y'all tuning in each and every week making us the number one music podcast in the country And uh, make sure y'all get your merch online Men I was worth a game merch get your bundle for $99 which comes with a hoodie a hat and a t-shirt And once again, I want to commend these lovely women for coming in and just being a part of me And I was worth a game today and it's just like that